danecook's webcam video January 14, 2012 06:46 PM

[usmaddog7]

You dont shoot jokes out of your mouth Dane,COCKS shoot CUM in your mouth.!

[jaymiemartin]

WOW!

[ken25taylor]

You should rant about something you care about. I'd listen!

[MikeKovacic]

Not just anyone can give a 4 second video and get over 78,000 views in only about a month.... wow.... no pun intended.

[littleblueclovers]

...wha?

[MrWillis108]

he is just a creap and all he said was wow

[Mw2QuiiKScOp3z]

Dane if your reading this. i want you to know.... i love you.

[MistyHickey]

Dork!! But hot!

[moneyman19ioa]

Dont worry i was going for the Pats to. Mainly cause i know my Dolphins will never get past the preseason lol

[cuubs97]

no this can't  be true. my most beloved comedian is a... patriots fan. why it must be a joke im a giants fan, and your a patriots fan, i dont know how this will work any more

[RomanoCuz]

@Toast491 it is ironic isn't it im sorry if I hurt your feelings, I didnt know I was talking too you specifically but I guess since u.got offended by one word then you must feel stupid dont worry your not at least you know how to spell ironic

[RomanoCuz]

@Athena2849 aww did I hurt your feelings im sorry I realy ment to all the very smart people out there who didnt know what he was talking about, is that better, wasn't really talking about you I guess you thought I was

[baby123400]

lol funneh

[victor3381]

ITS ON DANE!

[iwasale1696]

Wow

[mrsscarletluvsu]

Ur a FAGG!!

[TheUSFDubstep]

@mrsscarletluvsu Yep he is

[evilgothvampire]

@Dubs427 noooooooooo!

[Dubs427]

isnt dane cook that one gay guy?

[Skull9]

that pretty much sums up how a feel when i hear you have a career!

[TomValedro]

sometimes when I'm bored I like to go to a corner and pretend that I'm a marshmellow

[flayedskin]

the only dream ive ever had with dane..was..we were nut and cunt punting zombies..hilarious...yet..sadl­y ineffective..

[broncobunny81]

u need a new team

[legend432156]

haha keep hitting 2

[TheIronChink1]

BOSS

[ThezeGuyzRightHere]

If one word can bring people together. this is it. not peace. that shits lame.

[wilddog316]

I don't like you Dane cook I went to one of your shows and you screamed at some lady who was texting and said I hope you die so I can texted at your funeral and you said you have three somes everything you said was not that funny

[aRANDOMperson691]

WOW!!!



[ShadowboyTyler]

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[AasimarGarrick]

yeah, pats really messed em up huh? didnt see that coming either

[iTanaKthx]

I love you.

[dress2kill1029]

wow that was weird

[AlexPwns96]

Your gay

[mattrollins4]

@AlexPwns96 You're*

[MantiswithaVengence]

wow

[macumberledge1]

Really?! I mean...

[roserama87]

Really? I thought, 'meh'.

[thecoolmarc]

Wow that was boring lol

[CocoBlue87]

Hey if u see this place contact me. I would Love u to be the topic my web log. I've taken a 33 day code of silence each day i present a topic without talking...i think u would be hilarious plus u are my favorite. Please please pleeease

[heartsjensenackles]

Haha nice

[blueflury]

he's hot...

[scenequeen428]

that.. was EPIC. <3

[MissBitch14110]

I dont see how this video has almost 300 likes .__.

[ibmx10xmorethanu]

DANE COOK DONT WORRY ABOUT THOSE FOOL TALKING SHIT!! i seen u live in Houston,the last tour u did,and too me,ur still cool in my book homie,take care! much love

[theatregal13]

WOW p.s i love dane hes hilarous and sexy. <3 i had a sex dream about him once ahh!

[goodshowism]

Now I'm jealous because this was made 2 days prior to my first video and is only 4 seconds long!!! Lol

[MuleMan14]

I personally think Dane Cook should fuck off and die

[Godfather1710]

I said that every sunday as a browns fan

[Sevion3333]

wow



[Athena2849]

I hope the Patriots Lose against the Ravens

[MegaAndy93]

@Athena2849 I hope you like butt fucking, b/c that what's gonna happen to the ravens nigga

[Athena2849]

@MegaAndy93: that was uncalled for - you're rude - i hope the team you root for loses

[soska08]

LOL I LOL'D HARD FOR SOME REASON xD

[Tommy6271]

wtf



[RSJes77]

press 5 to see him swallow

[0tsel]

@tbub90 look at his hat

[pistolera007]

((((((WoW))))))) haha!

[Ms408sFINEST]

.....that's what she said

[danesy2121]

Go Pats! And that was my reaction to the beatdown too!

[frogh8er]

PATS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Thebeauch1]

no ofence but your youtube videos suck man! where the funny in 4 sec videos!!!

[halo2untouchable]

My reaction to your standup comedy.

[heathfiedler]

Lookin a bit Rough these days Dane my man. Hope everything is ok.

[Codycidic]

i wanna see more stand ups too, but he seems to always be sitting down.... what a fatass! lol jk

[elmodude45]

Wat da fuck

[CityofChampions2011]

go pats!

[SuperZilun]

i lixe browww

[VoteThisMap]

he could be talking about world of warcraft, you never know!

[XxLoserSayWhatxX]

GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!

[Athena2849]

@XxLoserSayWhatxX: I hope the Patriots lose because you patriots fans as so cocky

Lose Patriots Lose

[CityofChampions2011]

@Athena2849 ya but we fuckin rule so its okay to be cocky

[XxLoserSayWhatxX]

@Athena2849 Haha

[TheKingGamers]

Only he could get thousands of views on a video that is 4 seconds without nudity.

[JTReece3577]

keep pressing any number 1-9 to here what he sounds like when hes in pain

[ERIKALEIGH1027]

Dane: I have never seen a man look sexier in Red Sox or Pats apparel. #justsayin

[lmfaogirl11]

wow is all he had to say that is what we all should say

[lmfaogirl11]

this video was very interesting

[mayoyiskis]

wt?

[apolllos7]

David COok is a Patriots fan? Plus 1000 points in my book for you Cook. GO BOSTON

[molecular360]

thats what she said

[xChiizXChanx]

Thanks Dane needed that one xD

[Parstices]

@danecook Fuck off. The internet doesn't give a shit about you, although I know you need the publicity since you're a wash up.

[Athena2849]

@Parstices: Dane Cook is an Ass - if you've read some of his tweets, he's a very mean person

[Atasi123]

Okays Dane hee!!!

[victor3381]

FML!):

[RomanoCuz]

He was watching the football game last night patriots vs. broncos and brady threw a,60yd touchdown, to all the retardes that dont get why he,saod wow

[Athena2849]

@RomanoCuz: it's unnecessary for you to call people harsh names - keep your harsh comments to yourself - Be nice

[Toast491]

@RomanoCuz So ironic that you'd call people, "retardes". XD

[Athena2849]

@Toast491: people like RomanoCuz has no heart because they have the nerve to call people harsh names- RomanoCuz is a cruel person

[couponville1]

What?????????

[MrElnenedr]

click on 0:00 for an ow :) lol

[Chickee]

LOL :-) 

[camilo12347001]

I know right

[ChrisRokers]

What is Dane doing these days? I want to see more standups from him :(

[LegendaryAsshole]

@ChrisRokers Dane Cook is very out of shape lately, he can't stand up without wheezing.

[mikedelgado8888]

lol

[straps6661]

i tihnk he saw himself in mirror reflection and thought...that dude is hot!

[kaichrono]

Yuss

[tubedsteaked]

keep clickin . u get a pretty good remix lol

[L2design]

G.F.A.G. DANE! ahahahahah

[JaimeLe50s]

weeeeeee!

[mooo483]

Well said.

[tyedyegirl3245]

wow.



[SchmidtHappensTX]

Really?

[Anumunaptra]

Hi

[MrBoogerface9]

I take it he likes that shirt. It's been in two videos :)

But who's counting

[dandamanzxcap212]

someone's playin skyrim.

[Athena2849]

In most situations, One word is all it takes in letting others know how one feels about people and or things - such words are; NO, YES - In Dane Cook's case his word was WOW towards his favorite team

[triplestep1829]

@Athena2849 thanks for that in depth analysis. I'm sure noone could have figured that out for themselves.

[Athena2849]

@triplestep1829: i was reading thru the comments & I noticed 1 person didn't get it whether or not he was being sarcastic, it would've been cruel 2 point him out as it's rude 2 point fingers at anyone- i liked this video-because Dane Cook sums up his feelings 4 his team very well which is all it takes-Don't need a paragraph 2 express your feelings.

[KittyIvie]

XD

[JSinclair28]

I see that the patriots have it set to Offense Only in practice mode on Madden..

[iloveoreos15]

Exactly.

[vette543211]

they are destroying the broncos

[BRiot406]

I...don't get it.

[BlueEyez1189]

I say that everytime I see you anywhere Dane...(-: in a great way of course lol

[boyboy99100]

WOW!

[b0njov1]

Dane, you could come and say "i love huge donkey boner" and i would STILL wanna watch your videos.

[MrsSmith1104]

Dane Cook, you're so friggin' sexy.

[zoics1]

You're wearing the same T-shirt as you were on your Dec 14th video.

[pearljamgirl23]

@zoics1 he's wearing the same shirt he was wearing in that same HOT pic with the UGGS on facebook =)

[zoics1]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[BroncosDave81]

Screw you (Mad Bronco fan :p )

[lenny04mustang]

patriots all day man brady and grokowskies the fuckin man

[CJThaSavage]

Patriots defense is impregnable. lol

[jamiezroom]

Hmmmm wow.... Was that because you saw me?

[GAndrew1204]

308th viewer, not again

[karpx11]

There'd be a national craze called "Bradying" but it's a lot harder to throw 4 TDs in a half, win 3 Super Bowls and marry Gisele.

[aquafairy13]

good story Bro tell it again.. We know the Pats game is amazing :P

[TheBumblebeefy1]

heeee heee eeeheh?

[1024ceejay]

Gonna be a looooooooooooong flight back to Denver

[IanRothStudios]

Sorry, Tebow, God is in San Francisco tonight...

[jpatton1989]

@IanRothStudios The land of Sodom? Doubt it.

[taygray86]

Did you honestly think anything else was gonna happen?

[Fanatexe420]

forget tebow.

[94butterdbread]

tebow isnt even good

[EphinEcko]

Bean Town!

[missjarelis]

Lol

[jentrevors]

wowwwwwwww



[spitfiye]

Shit they must have so much of the broncos practice footage, no wonder their d is so good!

[grandaddynative]

Smoke some weed with Rogan you pussy.

[TheJordanlamblin]

is it strange i am not shocked?

[FeastOnFitness]

4 bronco fans

[AKhotshot50cal]

@FeastOnFitness make that 6 XD

[darkangel2216]

Gooo pats..Bradys makin it look so easy. It is not tebow time

[SixthteenLetters]

Seems Legit.

[AKhotshot50cal]

WOOOOOOTTTT PATS ARE KICKING THAT ASS!!!



[1rustyb]

YEP.

[stinababydoll]

no matter what, your always funny!!!!

[chantalfer123]

PATRIOTS!! WOOT! Brady better beat Tebow's ass!!!

[GuruJosh420]

Them patriots are makin the broncos pay for what they did to my steelers. go pats!

[myxfinalxstand]

This Denver High School squad is doing pretty good against an NFL team. This Tebow kid is gonna be a great nfl player someday!

[victor3381]

Broncos)));

FML!

[wwefanatic1cena]

Epic lol

[NojAtsoC]

dane would you rather shit out a softball or piss out a marble?

[bostonbabe123456]

YES!!!!! Killin' them!

[noyourgayHD]

Dane! Post funny shit! We miss you!

[TheReesesMan]

Press 2... ''Stop getting Hurt Dane'' xD lol

[TheDuvalMilitia]

Hell yea son!

[SadiCagle]

Agreed ^

[jrucka1]

at least he knows a good team when he sees one

[mangaguru17]

lolz i agreee

[luvlee83]

lol....brutal.

[piratefan96]

i could watch this video all day and still lmao

[ThatGuyFromUpNorth]

same