The Apprentice UK: Series 4, Episode 6 - 2 of 6

[wilson21lys]

there is already a single day now, 11th November

[nhagelin1026]

Personally I actually like Claire. She's definitely one of the most entertaining candidates on this show. Personally, on these shows, I like 'em a little bitchy ;)

[vicked914]

jenny: your stupid environmental idea SUCKS!

[IamYourGodWorshipMe]

why did he even ask his team if they were interested in pitching if he was gonna decide to do it himself?!

[chriptine]

If I wanted to draw attention to saving the planet I wouldn't be sending out cards that are made using the planets resources!!! What a totally idiotic idea!

[kmooseman]

Some of the candidates are so appallingly embarrassingly poor, it is a wonder they have ever had gainful employment. Still, good watching.

[kirbypinkpower]

9:15 Alan's assistant is like " I gotta get me some of that ass ;P ".

[supahdupahguy81]

strongly agree with the comment below...

[druniver]

Dear Claire, I don't see a difference in 'the little man-syndrome' and the 'ugly pig-syndrome'? The results of both personality-types are the same: too loud, too obnoxious, too pushy....(and total lack of selfreflection)

Claire.....YOU"RE FIRED!!!

[ate796]

i cant wait 2 c ginger go fired

[luerexbob]

Claire is really annoying me. She bitches too much about other people.

[mattnicholls1985]

bet he felt a right charlie

[missmads12]

pause at 08:15-08:17 and look at claire

[jeevina]

its obvious why there is a gap in the market for the save the environment. its a load of bullshit.

[kulaaraj]

man that ginger lady's got a scary face.

[saab101]

*efficiently



[saab101]

"the ability to communicate efficiently" - Raef, communicate efficicently. LOL

[HaHaHamHammer]

Margaret's face at 9:14 :)

[nf1976]

I'm guessing it'll only be when they're in the boardroom that the penny will drop as to why no-one's ever going to buy a environmentally-themed card.

[TheMystrafanx]

who will buy a "live green" card ???

[npauljarrett]

and Michael looks like ben shepherd

[npauljarrett]

That Kevin looks like matt lucas

[saab101]

@npauljarrett i can't watch the rest of the series without cracking up every time i see him on screen now

[fxnooodle]

how about "Environmentalism is a mental disorder" card?

[paypointpal]

haha just imagine how many gay guys probably got off to that mans ass.

But hey ho, hes getting paid for it. :-p

[pomegranateish]

8:00

What a little shit.

[sxcbex19]

when I watched this the first time round I thought, "an eco card that is produced by cutting down trees?! going to fail! also... e-cards?! literally a rubbish idea :)

[vosinddieandere69]

@sxcbex19 Thank you! More sense in your comment that their entire team :0)

[sxcbex19]

@vosinddieandere69 well i am glad you think so!

[hannahmonlaza]

Paha, awh, bless that child...silly Jenny, you scared a little child. Fire her now :L

[XmummraX]

i can't believe that guys a model! his face looks like my scrotum after a heavy day

[dannyjam]

@XmummraX LOL

[external25]

if that guy is a professional model then there is hope for us all

[ixaxion]

WTF is a sports thong??

[TheM93Y]

9:14 lol Margaret wants a piece XD

[tomfoolerie69]

kev tradein in his matchbox car and his two lego houses

[BrandysiPodTips]

Eid cards? what the fuck, stop trying to push you're culture on ours you weren't invited here and in most cases your'e not welcome here! now i'm racist but this is taking the piss, we don't go to Pakistan or any other Muslim country and sell Christmas cards and try and enforce our beliefs, because they would not allow it ,if you're going to immigrate into our British society you're going to need to integrate into our traditions and our way of life.

[TheM93Y]

@BrandysiPodTips wow i didnt know cocks could operate keyboards on computers

[narutofan1305]

@BrandysiPodTips i dont see how oneday and a few cards would harm you and your saying there not invited well neither was the british empire when they decided to invade and rule india the uk is a multicultured so stop moaning britan will always be british stop being so scared of being taken over

[mennyus]

@BrandysiPodTips yes, yes you do.

[rumpole33]

why would ppl want to buy PAPER to send a green earth day?even if it was recycled paper? arent emails the way to go for such a thing?

[doyoureallythinkso]

Ginger: "Smile Alex. Big Smile!"

Little Kid: *cries*

loooooool

[Phoebe2896]

So Kevin asks everyone how they would feel about doing the pitch, then says 'Yeah I'm going to do it.' WTF?

[voteforpedro91]

"put my personality into it"...sorry, what personality??

[aghpzac]

lol jenny made the kid cry :(

[deadlyhips]

Say what you want but Margaret checked that model out ;)

[malcsbigsis]

I love Margaret!!!

[Interscene]

Micheal is so optimistic about himself "I make pitches over the phone..." He's telesales, his 'pitching' is basically trying to talk over someone and get 200 words a minute down the line before you hang up.

He must be mad listening to Raef go on about his commincation skills - he hasn't any. He uses words only found in the dictionary, he talks as incorherently to his audiences as an indecipherable scottish accent and just uses just patronises everyone. Both are very optimistic about themselves

[Norbert0805]

Most of these "tycoons of tomorrow" are all talk, their idea of being a good leader is to dictate and bitch at people, for example; the ginger and the two fat cunts.

Why is it that the ugliest and fattest people seem to have the most confidence? The deserve a slap in the face!

[DarkPanthera]

@Norbert0805 Most of these 'Tycoons of tomorrow' are unemployed X-factor rejects

[exitcheese]

i just cant take kevin seriously cause of little britain, he sounds and looks like a walking sketch

[GlennYule]

hope ginger one dies

[batcaked]

jenny, idiot!! save the enviriment , lets chop down trees???????????

[batcaked]

jenny, idiot!!

[batcaked]

the asre of sales? WHAT HE SAY

[Pearly403]

Environmental cards...they've lost the plot!

[osmanigoor]

NO jenny you idea is shit and so contradictory MUG stop getting CONFIDENT about it ITS A CRAP IDEA

[ivorbigonee]

Ohhh ERRRRR

[ivorbigonee]

i smell egos.

[ivorbigonee]

micheal is a knob

[YmattyY123321]

who would send a card. Well done you saved the enviroment

[AshtonArcher]

Kevin is a fucking clown.

[FIFA2005Champion]

ROGER FEDERER

[joshbNOM]

jenny makes a little boy cry :')

what a whore ;)

[KingDT2007]

im going to help the enviorment by eating beaver

[shiverpunt]

I'm going to increase environmental awareness by clubbing baby seals then clear cutting a region in the Brazilian Rainforest, lighting a tire fire and eating take out dolphin sandwiches from Styrofoam containers. The best way to increase awareness is to do the opposite of our message, right?

[whitexchina]

What? Enviromental awarness just arrived in britain? I thought The US is so far behind. In Germany it is since the 70s everyone is aware. In result we have "the Greens" ( political party)

Idiots like the redhead just know about it since there was a celebrity concert. Idiot!

[ariusmyst]

@whitexchina

Our green party was founded in 1973.

*shrugs*

[tc4101]

someone kill the ranga

[thealmightystef]

So many bellends in this series. Simon, Lee, Raef and maybe Claire were the only reputable candidates.

Kevin should be a professional Matt Lucas impersonator...

Jenny should be a dominatrix....

Sara needs some Olbas Oil

Alex is apparently 24 years old.......

Michael must learn to speak a bit faster

and Helene should really sue the 'Smile School'.

How irritating....

[thealmightystef]

So many bellends in this series. Simon, Lee, Raef and maybe Claire were the only reputable candidates.

Kevin should be a professional Matt Lucas impersonator...

Jenny should be a dominatrix....

Sara needs some Olbas Oil

Alex is apparently 24 years old.......

Michael must learn to speak a bit faster

and Helene should really sue the 'Smile School'.

How irritating....

[itsbritneybitch69]

i like raef,he seems alot more nicer now he has been on the celeb scene a bit more,he was on 8 out of 10 cats and was really funny

[MsLightdragon]

"anyone good a poems?" hmm how bout..

That kev was a total retard,

Who got screwed on an envirocard.

On the idea he got hooked,

His own logic was fooked.

And he ended up being a twat.

Ta-da.



[pavilionsob]

@MsLightdragon thats really good. ive got one

roses are red

violets are blue

kevins a cock

[L0rM]

Fucking treehuggers

[JoeRUGBY10]

singles card is fuking retarded, single people sent valentines cards to single people !! fuckwits honestly

[radiationphilc]

The old bag at the end has a bit of sense

[l33t8844]

kevin reminds me of a hobbit

[7heAre7s]

They could have at least said they plant 2 or 3 trees for every on they cut down to make the cards, but to be honest, it was a shitty idea and since this won't carry on for them, they don't care about the outcomes.

[0diamondangel0]

yea because sending out paper cards made out of trees is saving the bloody planet! so stupid!!

[smugtugboat]

evil ginger woman made that kid cry.

[pavilionsob]

@smugtugboat evil only triumphs when good people stand by.......wheres my shotgun

[jimjimjim1985]

On reflection all these people are dumb compared to the average professional.

[TalesMzansi]

Margaret is right, the envirocard is a terrible idea

[sof2finchy]

'the spoken word is my tool' - a tool bought from a toy shop, because you don't have one between your legs.

[pratik2107]

the spoken word is my tool... yeh just get on with what u want to say mate :P hahaha.. raef's a legend!

[juba1944]

@russelllock2009 Lets chop trees, and make cards for Save the planet day?? Dumb,thick bitch. She thinks she's qualified enough to be on the apprentice, yet she's so thick.

[mattan147]

Save the environment...................­by chopping down trees to make cards to tell people to save the environment!

[athull08]

@mattan147 and even if it wasn't for that, it's the general idea that's wrong - you just do not send people greeting cards to preach to them!!!

[wilsonvalerie5]

lets hope that the paper is recycled.....

[skatergurljubulee]

The reason why there aren't any environmental cards is because they're E-CARDS. Because it's poor taste to send cards that waste paper to tell people not to waste paper. Yeah.

Idiots.

[Biffs1010]

LMAO Margrets face when she sees the models arse under the kilt

[mylesbradley1234]

8:00 fucking pussy. I want to slap him right across the face. 8:20 what a fucking dickhead. WHY IS EVERYONE I SEE IN ENGLAND A MASSIVE TOSSER!!!???

[mylesbradley1234]

hehehe 6th week, 6th episode, 6 dickheads fired out of a cannon XD

[AkeakamaiTheFirst]

Sending cards to friends to ask them to support environmental conservation is called harassment. In this day and age, e-mail is less polluting. However, that sort of e-mail would most likely be considered Spam mail. That's my opinion.

[jackdooley]

'...and having just farted, your kilt is going to kick up at the back, revealing a rather nice pair of buttocks to the audience revealing the very important message that wind power is reducing global warming...."

Seriously?

[Pseudonymdk]

"Pitching is what I do!" Really, Kevin? You work in an f*cking bank!!

[whitexchina]

Those people are the last ones on earth caring about the enviroment.

Yeah right...he's going to trade in his porsche for a bike! They talk shit!

[dunkmoxx]

God I felt sorry for Sara being on that team this week....

[Ram271989]

God that Jenny is annoying, has a face that I just feel like slapping!

[desperateattorney]

The US version is better, i think, no offence.

[Lovejoyotf]

@desperateattorney

none taken.

signed,

Lord Sugar and the BBC

[luna1463]

@desperateattorney

If by 'better' you mean a thinly veiled advertising campaign for Trumps various endorsements with a bunch of dumb, superficial yanks then I agree :)

[DarkPanthera]

they should have made a "The Apprentice Candidates Are Idiots" card. I would buy that.

[desperateattorney]

@DarkPanthera me too

[4freshflower]

@DarkPanthera I agree - the planet is dying due to resource depletion - I know! let's use even more resources to send us messages about it!"

[abuladula]

sir allen does challenge kevin in the board room on the environmental issu and kills him in one blow. 

[gingerhunter55]

I'd have thought the Singles Day would be best placed AFTER valentines day, to cash in on those that HAVENT got a card the week before and need cheering up....

[SaFona100]

this guy asks people to rate who they think is gonna present the pitch... gosh!!!! and then he says i am the one... lol

[cyparris3]

save the world for just a week and then forget about it! lol

[tommyds69]

haha jennys enthusiasm jus drops once she finishes talkin 4.33....they are so dumb doing greating cards for the environment because that is what damages the environment in the first place, that is the first thing i thort nd reading everyones comments that is wot they all thort so how come these young "apprentices" cant think of it between them? ridiculous..

[peshinc]

watching this really makes you want to go on the apprentice, stick yourself in this episode and yell out 'why are you trying to save the environment by making cards you bloody retards'

[GlennYule]

lol if sum1 sent me a fucking environment card id burn it :)

[wastedjonin]

9:13 - Margaret seems very interested in the guys arse, lol.

[jazman170]

4.20 - 4.30 - disgusting jenny talking, urgh...!!!!

[Bunnyfantastico25]

@jazman170 She looks like one of those clowns at the fairground whose mouths you squirt water in

[justacondom]

I think they've mistaken businness with education.....

If the issue of environmental protection really appeals to the mass public..we wouldn't even have the problem in the first place

[puzokutya]

On a personal note I have greeting cards. They are the definition of a waste of money, paper and space. Absolutely superficial and non personal.

[opinionanonymous]

"Short man syndrome" Well maybe thats the case and my gues is that you have "fat ass bitch, tree trunk legs syndrome"

[puzokutya]

@opinionanonymous HHAHAHAHAHAHA WELL SAID!!!! I have goose bumps just thinking of her...and then I throw up....and then the goosebumbs again...oh dear it'sa viscious circle....buuuuuaaaaa....brrrr­rrrr.....buuuuaaaaaa.......brr­rrrrrrrrr etc etc.

[naijabebe]

@opinionanonymous LMAO. :0)

[Mad17Cat]

Man I love sara

[MissMael]

My God the wind-power idea is absolutely ridiculous. The model must have been desperate for a job.

[catdally]

sara shutup your voice is so annoying STOP TALKING THROUGH YOU NOSE

[zaklamp24]

A card with a picture of a bare ass on it that has the caption, "The beauty of windpower" is not something you send to somebody to make them aware about the environment. It's something you send to somebody who is constipated.

[TehKikapu]

Margaret loves it

[rosstabuel86]

jenny is soooooooo stupid i couldnt work with any of these women not bein sexist but there all awful

[AllyKaht]

Environment seems more like a leaflet to inform and raise awareness not something you buy your mom or wife is it?

[challengeyourbeliefs]

Oh, yes, dream on, Jenny, Kevin's gonna sell his Porsche and you're gonna stop eating meat, stop using cosmetica and not to forget, stop using your computer, PC, car, mobile phone etc. You're all going to grow some flowers and live from nothing but pure air and love, healing the planet, Amen!

[ccfirst]

smoooth white butt chheeeekkks =p

[Clairski3]

Ug, Kevin's arrogance is really start to anoy me. Shush, and delegate authority!

[Ellythrion]

Haha watch 4:25 - 4:33 and just IMAGINE a spitting image version of Jenny C, I think it would be absolutely hi-larious with that big chinny grin haho!

[KozakuraWind]

Why on Earth would I want to send a card to a friend to remind them to take care of the planet? Doesn't that defeat the purpose?!

[beccaRed11]

lol i just said that in part 1 lol they ddnt quite think t through did they??

[GlennYule]

lol so they have a guy farting in their advert about reducing global warming...when methane is one of the most potent greenhouse gases there is...what dicks..

[GlennYule]

what a waste of fucking trees those environment cards are lol

[sof2finchy]

with a surname like Celerier, she was bound to fail from day one.

[JBinOtown]

These idiots are soooo clueless. Bad ideas on top of bad ideas.

[xfactorrulezz]

OMG jenny c is seriiously bugging me she is just soo annoying :-@ x

[waynejingo]

Buy a card made by cutting down trees, put it in an envolope made by cutting more trees down, send it by van, truck or airplane burning more fossil fuels to congratulate someone who is more environmentally than you are. Great idea! Or, of course, you could just send a Penguin's head in a box with a note saying "Remember these ?"

[challengeyourbeliefs]

Calm down, it's human nature. If capitalists wouldn't exist, we would create them. Or are you trying to convince me that you only use recycled goods? Envy is a part of human nature, and so is curiosity and the desire to experience luxury.

[VariedInterest]

Hahaha, brilliant and original insight scholar! I haven't heard that uneducated and completely unqualified assertion about "human nature" from every dull extroverted business school imbecile. Those asinine assumptions are comically antiquated, they come from a late 19th, early 20th century misrepresentation of Darwinism, championed by Herbert Spencer and Thomas Huxley, and couldn't be more unscientific or shallow (or intellectually lazy for that matter).

[grumpone]

@waynejingo LOL. Wonderful imagination :)

[celinou84]

Sir Alan didn't like Raef much but it's a shame cuz he did a very good job at the laundry task and on the cards task he did quite well too, cuz the singles'day was his idea and he did the pitch. most of the other candidates don't do anything special other than survive

[scottishterrierdude]

claire's got fat-slag syndrome.

[sof2finchy]

lol, she is like the Janine Butcher of The Apprentice.

[carlacolumna]

There might be a reason why there are no environment cards in the shops -- it's just counterintuitive...

[celinou84]

Exactly!!

[yuna1971]

Lee, Raef , lucinda and claire - best of the candidates i think - at least there is some talent and business acumen there!

[JimDandyRocks]

They dont figure that people who care about the enviroment won't buy cards made of paper? That has to be one of the worst ideas ever.

[jpwaddell]

that bedtime brainstorming was hot!

[polaroidandroid81]

Save the fucking Earth?! By sending more pointless shitty cards? Fucking hell, they're thick!

[Racocamoca]

good point, i hope alan notices that wen its boardroom time, and then bye bye jenny!

[peterh4u]

pure lack of common sense

[aquawaterice]

Alot of self-centred fools, a far-cry from Sir Alan. Jenny is one of them....

[higuy1213]

ostrisized? i like it

[AL1NO3]

omg jenny needs a cock slap

[celinou84]

clinton had no green cards at all, might it be for a reason?

[FACTUNTHJU]

4:20

jenny is a grotbag

you could rest a pint of boddingtons on that chin