Jackie Chan Adventures S2E14 Mother of All Battles 1/3

[alternatedragonfox]

FORGETTING TEA IS WHAT IS THE MATTAAAA!!! DIS IS A POT OF WATAA!!!`1 hahaha

[AmayaChosha]

4:30 It IS "octopuses"...

[zemouregalian]

poor toru,he is a servant to uncle

[ras743695]

lol really thought she could stay at Uncle's shop... oh pleaseeee lol

[jamesseegars57]

Uncle:Dragon lady should watch her forked tongue unless she want piece of uncle!!!

[thinturba]

The end of this video has always been my favorite lol watching uncle and mama tohru about to have a martial arts throwdown! Lol

[caileanm2009]

The bold guy in this show is the voiced by the same guy who dose the voice for lex Luther in Justice league of America and the guy who dose the voice for the flash is the actor who plays lex Luther in Smallville.

[MariahIsMyNameO]

Poor Tohru. I feel so bad for him in this episode. He;s my favorite.

[benb1012]

LMFAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[mechislander]

Tohru's mother looks like Old Lady #2 from Gaki no Tsukai

[martythetickler]

IN YOUR DREAMS, JUNK MONGER!!!!

[ANG32JWOLF]

@bostjan3000 don't you mean 3:32 and LOL

[SpiDy2429]

CLASH OF THE TITANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrShortboy2009]

uncle os funny as butt, he had me rollin

[fourstarball4]

Tohru's mom is cool....wait, what? SHE INSULTED JADE! THAT'S IT! COME HERE GRAMMAW!!! I AM GONNA KILL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUU!!!!!

[fourstarball4]

Gotta love Jade's peptalk!

[Ch3k0v]

Uncle: I challenge you to Mortal Kombat, dragon ladyy!

[GumGumOnigiri]

Evil eye does not work on meeeeeee!

Cool, uncle is immune to the sharingan! :D

[FacingWorlds]

No fucking adverts, yum

[pokeblader1000]

Omg the kidswb logo oh how i miss the good ol days:)

[ZomIIXC]

1:46 "Uncle actually HAS a customer!?" face

[EWil313]

Did Jackie Chan ever go to Detroit?

[SidTheLawal]

tohru love purple drank

[dogsrule9908]

me: nice valmont..... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!??! UNCLE BANISH HER TO DEMON REALM NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle: with pleasure >:)

[bostjan3000]

if i was uncle at 3:23 it would go like this:

tohru's mom: Ha! I would sweep floor with you!

Me (as uncle): whaaat? yu mo guej guaj faj di zhao, yu mo guej guaj faj di zhao, yu mo guej guaj faj di zhao! BAM banishment to the demon world!

[nawstra578]

@bostjan3000 the immortal symbol would be garlic!!!

[CheesyGranola]

8:35 Rage face.

[CheesyGranola]

You heard Jade: Tohru is big.

What more does his mother want from him? >:|

[XKnightLightX]

6:57...that offer costed him alot for his car's maintainence O.o?

[NejixHinataFan]

That guy has such THICK BUSHY eye brows!

[CheesyGranola]

@NejixHinataFan Fooly Cooly. 8D

[NejixHinataFan]

Uh oh.. she called Uncle a billy goat! o_o Uncle has finally met his match!

[sn1111]

Jackie getting owned on the phone xD classic.

[crunchman99]

9:15 facepalm lol

[christianb572]

this is one of my faves:P

[o0abdo0o]

"What you think. This is hotel?!"

LOL I love Uncle!!

[LeMcCHarStar4ever]

this is sum funny shit

[lolleromanne]

unless she wants a piece of UNCLE

[niranjan808]

you are handsome and big and big and.......

[ladyhart21]

6:27 #1 prop for tattooed gang leaders: yoyo

[Plingdom]

oh toru, didn't mother ever tell you not to talk to strangers?

[Jonathansernel1]

HAHAHAHAHA Torus mom might be the the greatest character but Uncle is greater. =D

[crypto457]

so which season that featured the oni?

[lazynub5]

@crypto457 4

[crypto457]

@lazynub5 thank you

[bahbleu]

You're handsom and big... and big. LOL.

[Headpfones]

 I thought toru was japanese

[lazynub5]

@Headpfones he is

[Headpfones]

@lazynub5 ya i wondered that when toru called uncle sensie besouse thats japanese for instrutor so thats what made me think he might be

[Captkouji]

lol I don't know why O.G. (original generations) argue with such different vocabulary that we don't even understand what they are arguing about from time to time... -.- 

[dragonboy83]

Jade "somethin the mater"

Uncle "forgetting tea is what is the matta, this is pot of wata"

god uncle is the best =D

[1laffy2taffy]

"mommy..."

[Horatio268]

It IS octopuses, not octopi.

[aQuaSPLaSHLoVe]

@Horatio26 is it? odd

[Missinghalf]

I can't believe he got into a car with a stranger. a limousine no less. that's how you get raped!

[Sephirona]

Uncle: Hotcha!

Tohru's Mom: Hassha!

LOL

[Cutegreble]

Is it me or is that mafia/gangster/creeper a total looser I mean he plays with a yo-yo and thinks that his car is amazing because he has soda in it

[Cutegreble]

Is it me or is that mafia/gangster/creeper a total looser I mean he plays with a yoy-yo and thinks that his car is amazing because he has soda in it

[dragonboy83]

@kuchesezik basicly means cant talk about it and shouldnt talk about it

it bein that valmont was a criminal and torus mom dosent kno (hence she speaks so highly of him)

[kuchesezik]

@dragonboy83 but is there any way to translate it

[dragonboy83]

@kuchesezik right got the proper words for it

she says "icksnay on the elmonstay"

and its pig laten

and for example someone says "icksnay on the oopidstay" that means someone is sayin someone is stupid and that person is behind them

so its basicly a secret way of tellin another person somethin while a person is around and shouldnt kno

sorry if thats confusing if u want me to ill message you in a more clearer way

[lewisgunner1]

i used to watch this show when i was little

[sonrouge]

Tohru's Mom: Why don't you get some light in here?

Uncle: Thought bats could see in the dark!

[MrBENJIBOY1995]

I Went Season 2 On DVD But I Cant Find In On Ebay Can You Halp Me Find A WebSite With Jackie Chan Adventures Please

[Rayquaza911]

@MrBENJIBOY1995 Watch the channel "Crackle" it has the first 3 seasons good quality unfortunately its missing episode 214 (this one) and 225

[Parkjisung91]

6:20

im surprised toru didn't get his tongue burn at least 2nd degree

[mclace]

lmao the little music excepts that play during certain moments make this show hilarious

[dogsrule9908]

wow......... Toru's mom "a boy old as you doesnt even own a car!" lolz you think Toru can even fit into that limo. man Toru's mom cant even see that he is a giant

[dime363]

the greatest evil-THE PARENTS

[l3artman]

the best poem lol:

Uhh somethings the matter

Forgetting tea is what is matter

This is a pot or WATER

lol gotta love that

[TitanWar93]

Dragon Lady vs Billy Goat. FIGHT!

[mrsupergummibear]

tohrus mom vs uncle...best fight ever lol

[darkavatar29]

Grape is my favourite.

I don't know why but I find that line adorable.

[elvickRULES]

I forgot how amazing this episode is. Probably one of the best, if not the best.

[a1b2cthree]

how did tohru come out of that thing?

[MrZiquitaro]

no you came out of there

[BlueSea92]

uncle and tohru's mom love each other. i can feel it

[MrZiquitaro]

no you love her

[FunnyestVideosEver54]

lol Tohru's mother kind of freaks me out

[hubertphan]

lol

[jackiechanpokemonfan]

toru: it's my mother

jade: you have a mother

LOL

[XKnightLightX]

@jackiechanpokemonfan the funniest thing about jade asking if tohru has a mom is that He's so huge that how the hell was tohru born ... u kno??ahaha ( i thought i shud make this clear just in case) this was so funny lol

[LiamCatterson]

i love toruh's mum fighting against Uncle. rofl cheap junk

[pavitsingh1]

Did anyone notice at 5:54, that voice is Jackie's voice except deeper

[TheJohnnycage19]

This is one of my Favorite Episodes

[rexflexology]

1:49 lol

[ndstudent90]

'huh, why dont you get some light in here?'

'thought bats could see in the dark!'

lol nice one uncle, he rules

[fuadhyder]

Uncle and Toru's mom face off lol.

[gundamWWW]

lol She thought Valmont was "nice" and she calls Uncle's store a junk shop.

[aldrinbrenden]

freez at 6:36 a WB car!!!

[Rylosalex]

i love how toru's mom calls Uncle "a billygoat"

[Itachi56723]

haha toru would whip both those guys' asses

[jak5000]

i love this episode

[lazynub5]

uncle has met his match

[chadalchandelier]

dun dun dun dun!

must call landlord tell him to spray for vermin

BOOM

button ur lip windbag

LMFAO

[sonicrunner311]

Good

[sonicrunner311]

Good episode.

[chadalchandelier]

pssh a boy ur age doesnt even own a car! makes his mother walk in a typhoon!!!

[pRowL91]

rotflmao epic win

[honeycombedlite]

Toru's mum is awesumage!!!

[C7user]

why is captain black white?

[horrificpancake2000]

because he is not yellow ;)

[lonatgagogaga]

captain block not black

[Lordmandis]

Captain blacks voice sounds familier.

[jameygamer]

@Lordmandis It's Clancy Brown from The Shawshank Redemption, also the former voice of Doctor Neo Cortex and Uka Uka from the Crash Bandicoot series and Sergeant Zim from Starship Troopers.

[KuribohFan20]

''Thought bats could see in the dark''

lol great comeback XD

[bskulldragon100]

uncle vs mom lol best battle ever haha

[sokkarockz]

actually octopi are cephalapods

[gorth419]

true that bro

[TheRandomcheese123]

lol "tought bats could see in the dark"

[Caitycaitlyyn]

who are those guys at 5:51?

i don't know them..?

[bskulldragon100]

dude no just noo

[eagleman209]

OMG at 3:31

Uncle: Dragon Lady should watch her tonue unless she wants piece of UNCLE

Tohru Mother: I would sweep the floor with you

however when i first heard it it sounded like she said Sleep and not Sweep

[jkeo33]

that bottle is rather large

[zefiris33]

why does his mom have a chinese accent? she comes from japan right?

[eagleman209]

i guess chinease actors work for cheaper price hehehehehehe :)

[Neodragonoid123]

tohru's mother is short n tohru's large lol

[spencershortyman]

POOR TOHRU

:( :( :( :(  :(

[pokerus56]

show you a peece of UNCAL!

[Orumon27]

What about your mum? is she sick or... YOU have a mum?!?

[swordninja567]

well, why can't he??

[Orumon27]

Of course, but the fact that they never thought about it until now is funny.

[willjamesgodd]

A villain with a yoyo, now I've seen everything.

[buujness]

Apparently, you've never seen Yu Yu Hakusho.

[linktriforce007]

what do they fight with? Jackie Chan had windshield wipers.

[buujness]

There's a kid named Rinku that one of the main characters fights. Rinku kicks his ass with yo-yos.

[linktriforce007]

My favorite. "Around the world." =)

[lildaynga06]

and minibaseball bats, fish, pie etc..

[linktriforce007]

don't forgot when Tohru used mini baseballs.

[lildaynga06]

oh...how could i forget..

[rolfch1p]

Uncle should have cast a weird spell on her :)

[improductive]

i love this!!!!

[iamabigfatbutt]

Hes Japanese and he hates fish? O.o

[ByouDanseiKamiEnSai]

would love to see Uncle and Mother fight!

:D

[lilchihuahua209]

dragon lady lol

[deathdude650]

Tohru's mom rocks!

[pokerus56]

agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111­11!!!!!!!!

[AsianJediGuy]

Grape is my favorite.

[MadamMahogany777]

"You are very cute. But, please, do not speak of matters beyond your understanding, CHILD!" O.O

LOL!

[skills1111]

torro came out of that little woman lmao

[magiciangirl11]

"Only antique I see is the billy goat!"

"Billy goat?! Dragon lady shoukld watch fork tongue unless she wants a piece of Uncle!"

"Oh please, I'd sweep floor with you. And this floor NEEDS it."

[jackchan65]

i dont get y this season has 39 episodes and the others have like 13

[asamstr]

this is the funniest episode. lol i liked it when she said "why dont you get some light in here?" then uncle said "i thought bats could see in the dark."

[blackphoenixXIII]

Jade: You have a MOM?

Lol

[heartofdark134]

LOL AT THE END JACKIE: OHHH

[AznShar]

oh, there was more!! i thought episode 13 was the end after they sealed all the demons!! but there was more!!! yay <33

[litled432]

Tohru's Mom: "The only antique I see is that billy goat over there!"

[masterjustin45]

She called uncle billy goat lol

[Deanbass77]

How is it that Tohru was once ready to cut Jade open to get the rooster talisman? He's such a nice guy.

[issamleiwulong]

0:48 cutie jade face

[Jovanniboxer]

it's funny that tohru is japanese yet detests fish, lol!

[magiciangirl11]

"Dragon lady should watch forth tong, unless she wants a piece of Uncle!"

"Oh please I'd sweep floor with you, and this floor needs it.."

[firetornadeo]

this is the first time i see tohru so sad!poor tohru!

[playerboy1k]

speak english better than you!

[PickPikmin]

This video is taking like 2 min too load like 4 seconds

[pi5tolpete]

thats not nessicarily the case for all of us, maybe u have a bad computer or ur internet is slow :)

[eshep2006]

Hahahaha....Uncle pwns!!

Tohru's mom: Need more light in here..

Uncle: I thought bats could see in the dark!!

LMAO!!!

[Kevwu]

HELL YEAH TOHRU GRAPE IS THE BOMB!

[SugaryMermaid]

tohru's mom and uncle r so damn funny....

[Lycoss112]

SPEKA INGLISH BATAAAAAAA

[bloodangle666]

i love his mother

[rockyvang94]

BILLY GOAT! hahaha

[BakerGirl111]

lol i love this show it rocks the only thing that sucks is that i haven't seen this show in a lonngggggggg time so im happy all the episodes are on here plys i like the last part when its like grandpa vs grandma lmao

[xman23214]

lol

3:10-3:21

Jade: This is an antique shop.

Tohrus mother: Antique shop? The only antique I see here is that billgoat over there.

uncle: Billygoat!?

oooooh lol!!! hahahahahahaha