The Whitest Kids U' Know - Baby Traits

[rachet1995]

WERE GONNA HAVE A BLCK PIRATE KID LOL

[MrOpop57]

TO LONG ISLAND!

[piebomb211]

Wow! A lot of choices! I can't believe language wasn't and option!

[Elecktricd00m]

see gays are funny! this is a satiracle joke!

[calebmachoman]

over thano spray. like if you get it

[Snyphen356]

i laughed so hard, and this will pretty much be possible

[BlackFlames27]

i'd choose a bi, mixed baby that will be given a choice when he turns 18 on whether or not he wants his leg cut off.

[illegalsareamigos24]

I would hate to have a gay kid

[darthkrauser]

@illegalsareamigos24 like I'd be proud to have a father as ignorant as you

[tight11334]

Haha, a gay black pirate baby!!!

[SwaggerKing22]

Who gives a fuck what the doctor thinks it'll be their baby......

[bond626007]

zach is a really attractive girl in this skit. o.o

[Metallicaxyx]

well if u want biolocial grandkids go straight. i personally would pick straight just cause gay teens potentially go through so much pain when they are in school growing up and i wouldnt want to b responsible for that. if it happens naturally then i wouldnt really care if they were gay or straight cause its my kid. wouldnt effect how i feel bout them. But idk y im saying this cause i dont want any fucking kids to begin with

[ROKONandONLY]

somethings would be awesome to go with, eye color, hair color, gender(sorta) but sexual preference and race, idk. Sexual preference the child could end up hating themselves so i would go with what ever it comes out as and not genetically alter that, and race i wouldnt want to alter, i dont want my kid that i actual help made to think he/she was adopted.

[FlashHacking]

What would you do, if this happened to you?



[ilikebobbyjack111]

i would like to be ur child so i could be as hott as zach

[Brittgyptian]

Is it wrong to make a black baby so that I could be related to a professional athlete?

[boman279]

We're having a gay,black,pirate baby. "This kid better be hilarious.

[GeorgiaRawrs]

I'd make it black (:

[totalbadass500]

I hope that this never happens in the future....

[ulate95]

@ARandyBison maybe i did ha

[Arathix]

My god, Zach looks so gorgeous!

[D1vid3By0]

Tails never fails!

[musiceditorguy]

I'm a green-eyed gay black one-legged baby and I find this offensive.

[Gretlou10]

1 leg or 2?.. we r gunna hv a gay black pirate baby. hahaha

[AoDMADPenny]

Sooooo we're gunna have Shit on a stick?

[cool08player]

why only 30k views?!?!?!?!

[triangle1giraffe]

black doctor

[BocajBinLadin]

funny how abortion isn't an option



[panty3pirate]

@BocajBinLadin it was an option, but they wanted to keep the baby. They're not gonna get an abortion just because some doctor is trying to guilt them into certain traits. And if they'd gotten an abortion, the punch line wouldn't be the same and it probably wouldn't be as funny. I'm not against abortion at all but it's a comedy sketch and you shouldn't get so offended over it.

[WingsTM]

black, white, asian, or MEXICAN (country)

lol

[ARandyBison]

@WingsTM ....He said Mexican. The country is Mexico. Mexican is a race.

[ulate95]

@ARandyBison  mexican isnt a race

[ARandyBison]

@ulate95 True, it's like american... :L

[ARandyBison]

@ulate95 but if you hate mexicans it's still racist.... :S

[ulate95]

@ARandyBison yes mexican falls under white so you hate white people?

[ARandyBison]

@ulate95 Do I? That's weird... Last thing I remember writing was that it's racist to hate mexicans.... Which I don't I was just pointing it out... I think you've got the wrong end of what I wrote..

[JerseyBoy127]

that's messed up!

[Conranos]

"Would you like your child to have one leg or two?"

[uberpolak]

thank god that there its a green screen and not a mad black doctor

[mcave149]

best job evar

[TheBoudreau]

A black doctor?

[beaver2984]

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[ADustyMoose]

This baby better be hilarious...

Hahahahaha I cracked up!!! XD

[surenotmike]

im at 1:15 and i already know the end

[litlemidget]

we're gonna have a gay black pirate baby.

He better be hilarious

[xXHawkCheerXx]

This sketch is hilarious! Although, I think it is kind of frightening seeing that this could become a possibilty in the not-so-far-off future, reminds me of the movie Gattaca...

I think Trevor is absolutely adorable at the beginning of the sketch when he's talking about not caring what gender their baby is. :) That's how it should be.

[hundabajunda]

Gay Black Pirate Baby XD

[CbaToThink1994]

Gay black pirate baby xD

[Totennebel]

Black doctor!

[6babygirl24]

Zach makes a REALLY good woman O.o

[TrustMeImmaLobster]

That doctor is an asshole

[pendejoguay]

That doctor is a dick

[clarabelle1able]

shit i want a kid with trevor. haha

[Dorminay42]

I knew the doctor was gay from the beginning.

[Peaceisabeast]

OMG, like arrg my niggas....... stump stump stump stump hahahaha

[blackserenade24]

the picture is the best part

[Takashi513]

LOL this is to good, I laughed so hard that this!

[ihategomez]

We're gonna have a gay black pirate baby. This baby better be hilarious. LMFAO! So funnay! Almost peed my pants!

[IBeatUpThugs]

gay black pirate that's a triple threat.

[DeafMuteZombie]

awwww

[olliejk]

Gay Black Pirate Baby was the name of my Huey Lewis and the News cover band in the 90's!

[DiemondProductions]

Thumbs up if you thought of gattaca

[skaterbros1002]

BLACK DOCTOR!

[TheF8thless]

Bi isn't an option?

[bridgewatersucks]

yo.. im not trolling, and i certainly hope not, but zach is show the signs of a reptilian...

[Sociopathics]

@bridgewatersucks Moron.

[bridgewatersucks]

@Sociopathics bitch, fuck you

[Sociopathics]

@bridgewatersucks Herp a derp!

[bridgewatersucks]

@Sociopathics lol

[wickandde]

I would totally swap my parents for Trevor and Zach, seriously I think they'd make an awesome set of parents together...

[WumbleBee214]

That was some surprisingly good acting.

[AirgunHunt3rs]

gay black pirate baby XD

[AetherGames]

Look at Zach's chest hair o.O

[Slayer5551]

@awesomegirl217 It's kind of creepy that I've noticed you comment on his looks on multiple WKUK videos.

[Psychochaos3]

Well, maybe the baby will grow up to be a doctor or something.



[QuickManaNoNova]

That would definitely make having a kid a bit more fun. >_>

[y2kEveryDay]

WHAT A REAL BLACK GUY

[Asgard314]

That turned around quite quickly... O_O

[gerardsangel4977]

lolol aww, I would choose the gay baby!

[Musicjoe11]

Well he could always grow up to be a doctor.

[HowlinAdamJames]

If Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore had a baby that thing would be a skit writting machine/cock sucker.

[therockguitarist96]

After gender id just say lets let nature decide

[matt82403]

ahhhhh why am i watching these!!!!!!!

[AcidRooster]

how do they come up with this shit! this is hilarious!!

[Pearlshire19]

"So that's how its gonna be huh?"

"It's not gonna be like anything"

So you want me to put down black"

HAHAHA

[nazaaa11]

Black doctor!

[Punkinonthefloor]

... Zach is a Milf

[Blindstarstrukk]

He better be hilarious...

[DeadNorwegianBlue]

This is how a race war gets started...

Come on everyone RACE WAR!

[JCKguitar1]

@DeadNorwegianBlue dont bring her shes italian

[fova5]

I want a gay baby :D

[elcanful]

Omg!! A gay black pirate baby!!! Lol !!!

[D3beast9714]

gay black pirate baby!!!

[tjrams73]

@CoolToobmovie sexual orientation is not genetic...

[Fu50popo]

@tjrams73 but it is funny

[Ricktard1010]

BLACK DOCTOR

[MrGopack94]

We gonna have a gay, black, pirate baby.

[LazyCrazyClown]

@MrGopack94 Demoman?

[noahx44]

@LazyCrazyClown no demoman has only one eye...good try tho

[oddsquadred]

this baby better be hilarious

[snoopsteryomom]

"So do you guys want to flip a coin again?"

[chaz6018]

TREVOR WATCH OUT A BLACK GUY!

[Rosalila]

I love gays but I'd naturally choose strait, just because It highers the chance of grandchildren, and an easier teen life I guess!

[Fu50popo]

@Rosalila plus the whole getting to go to heaven thing! oh and the not getting aids thing!

[Rosalila]

@Fu50popo straits get aids too :D

[littlecolumbio]

wer gonna have a gay black pirate baby

[CaptainCrews2]

How funny does our baby really need to be?

[TheEpicThree]

man i want a gay black pirate baby

[GirlieQ1001]

I love everything on this channel! Its just pure gold:)

[CoolToobmovie]

What's interesting is that this sort of hormone therapy is actually being worked on by scientists. It's being developed prmarily to rid birth defects, but things like eye color, hair color, and perhaps even gender and sexual orientation could be altered as well. So, if this becomes mainstream and inexpensive one day, I'm sure some nazi fuckwits will get their offspring to be straight and have blue eyes and blonde hair.

[Kisa10]

@CoolToobmovie sure, if your sexual orientation was purely a genetic thing, and in absolute categories.

[CoolToobmovie]

@Kisa10 Sexual orientation is genetic. But no, it's not in absolute categories... I didn't say that.

[Maplesyrup41]

WHy do i find that dude on the left fuckable?!!!

[itoldyounolies]

SO THAT'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE HUH?

>:P

[Ziakalyan]

This channel is the best channel ever! Love it so much!

[rocky0240]

CIVIL WAR ON DRUGS!

[00gir00]

Funny shit.

[mIsSkOoLkAtAbLe]

odd..........

[danielmartinex]

funnyyyyyy... yeeeeeeeeeeeyy hilarious black pirate babe

[psychoclown420]

lolol awkward

[DGENERATIONXRATED]

im horny

[00gir00]

@DGENERATIONXRATED Me too.

[komotoko]

lmao Hilarious

[entehrend]

2nd

[komotoko]

First :D

now to watch the video

[danielmartinex]

@komotoko congratz, do u want a straight baby or a pirate baby??

[komotoko]

@danielmartinex I want a Asexual Space cowboy cheeto baby that has claws and a blue and purple eye. I want it to have pink and purple hair. /nod

[gerardsangel4977]

@komotoko lol a Cheeto baby? You want your offspring to be cheesy snack food? xD