I'm sorry, Dave

[JAKE13erator]

So last night my computer crashed and today when I went into event viewer to find the problem and there it is. A file called "HAL" along with many others had a corruption error. True story.

[gghice1]

Hello Hal, daisy daisy

[EponymousKid]

I think the day we make computers that actually talk back is the day humanity loses whatever sanity it had left.

[aptspire]

GLaDOS' dad :D

[Risco98]

I dont get it

[Rogerwatersismyg0d]

Hal, open the pod bay doors

[tailsfan13]

That sounds kinda creepy...

[war9001zomg]

JUST, FUCKING OPEN THIS DOOR.

[wassha09]

this sounds like something from Tron

[Cryer24597]

@wassha09 This is probably one of the ten most famous quotes of all time!

Tron?!

[FlamingBat]

@Cryer24597

@wassha09

2001: A Space Odyssey.

[julkkis666]

omg is this that cheepy old si-fi move?

[broudwauy]

@julkkis666 This "cheepy old si-fi movie" still outdates many films of today, winning 4 Academy Awards for the effects, and still holding an original, thought-provoking story a year BEFORE we land on the moon.

[julkkis666]

@broudwauy if you are a expert on this move i want you to tell me if you know wat taht "Drug sceen" means..

i didint understand a THING of it..

[broudwauy]

@julkkis666 Drug Screen? You mean the Star Gate scene?

[julkkis666]

@broudwauy so is that wat that 15 min long color thingy was?

[broudwauy]

@julkkis666 Yep. Honestly, I had to have my brother (who read the books) explain the ending, then it all made sense why Kubrick did this.

[julkkis666]

@broudwauy ya my dad told me that youd have to had red the book if youl understand htat scen..

[LelouchCommandsYou]

Me: Unlock my Galaxy Tab Hal

Hal: I'm sorry dave. But I just can't do that.

[neomechaleon]

CoughcoughtBullshit  !

[Ambush083]

I see what you did there .

[freaky12ju]

fruti loops

[rsaathoff]

Predictive programming for future events. All kinds of symbolism in this movie and novels.

[IanEduardoMeneses]

SIRISIRISIRISIRI

[SLemonspunk]

I, like so many others in the world have a computer named HAL9000.

[zanwarphotography]

SIRI



[PyneappleExpress]

sounds like my first time...

[Portal2Rulez]

Siri said that to me. O_O

[thatawsomekid6608]

I got Siri to say that to me :D

[NekoVira]

My moms computer wouldn't finish starting up at one point.

The only thing that seemed to be working was the HAL program

which was the name of a back up program used to start up the computer

But with out the program to tell it how...

it.....Couldn't do that.

[CrusaderGundam]

new error message for my pc

[piefyi234]

that's what she said

[certise]

IPHONE 4S SIRI? 

[DragoonMaster11]

I would dislike this, because HAL isn't sorry. But that's not how the system works so thumbs up!

[threepoundandunder]

someone at Apple must have seen this film...

[blakesquakers]

@threepoundandunder It's one of the most famous films ever made..

[mattunplugged]

@blakesquakers yet they still want to go ahead with SIRI... mustn't have seen the ending

[LadySierraSays]

Dave aint havin a good day I bet !!!

[drkrimson]

For those that didn't get the reference, it's a clip from 2001 a space oddesy, and its the minecraft developers way of saying tgat command isnt implemented yet :)

[killerbiller35]

Im afraid i cant let you do that, Stan. haha i love southpark

[ayesha36]

For some reason this reminds me of HL2...

[OxBadgers24xO]

What is this? I tried to use the /help command in Minecraft and it gave me that as a response.

[gravyerd]

Thumbs up if you came because of minecraft :P

[hugothenerd]

@gravyerd What?

[Judenification]

@kevinsg99 thats why I'm seeing this ;)

[kirbyis4ever]

@Judenification Same here buddy.

Same here.

[kevinsg99]

The Words Are Sometimes Used As Server Messages In Minecraft

[MisterOrangeFace]

@kevinsg99 Its no joke.The server actually did GLADOS and Skynet for me too.

[fs11klrk]

CREEPY

[brakebillwilliam]

Dave's not here man....

[thebigbelter]

@brakebillwilliam

probably over most peoples heads man.......keep tokin'

[lolsaucery]

Dave, im afraid i can't ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[cp100100]

i got hacked in cmd with my minecraft server :(

when i type a command it says: im sorry dave im afraid i cant let you do that

HELP!

[JazzMcHD]

same wtf just delete all your plug ins

[JazzMcHD]

dude i fixed it go into your mine craft folder, move all plug ins out into desktop or delete. then go to world (i think its world, and find players or your name (cant remember and delete your player data and start the server up!

[kirbyis4ever]

@cp100100 I'm sorry, Dave, but you are not an operator.

/op makes peeps op.

[cp100100]

@kirbyis4ever nope

its with bukkit and i know how to op myself im not a idiot

it does say this in cmd

plz help

[kirbyis4ever]

@cp100100 I'm sorry, cp, but I cannot help you.

[Hameshk100]

Hal had an affair with GLaDOS.

[TheStealthX]

@Hameshk100 And spawned Auto, from 'WALL-E'.

[harlyops]

@TheStealthX i see that happening

[TheStealthX]

@harlyops Concerningly, so do I.

[Pwnzjoomom]

I'm doing it anyway, because I'm Dave! Yognaught, and I HAVE THE BALLS!!!

[AliWood14]

I can tell why Anthony Hopkins used this as inspiration for Hannibal Lecter

[aptspire]

why doesn't he strike a conversation with GLaDOS? :)

[TheJay3ify]

how the fk LOL do you do this. ncss challenge

[jedi1ryan]

thumbs up if you came here from the NCSS challenge.

[wookiewhat]

damned NCSS challenge what the fuck is this

[ravencaliber]

@wookiewhat ikr, what the fuck is the answer, WHAT DO I PUT IN THE BOx??!?!1

[wookiewhat]

@ravencaliber dude its just assigning raw_input as a string and then printing that, not hard

[sagjig2]

I like the part where Hal goes nuts.

[qzniel]

@sagjig2

You must not like this film then, as HAL never goes nuts. He simply does what he was programmed to do - ensure the success of the mission.

[rosso3010]

Hal rocks!!! :D

[sk8er666almost]

i dont know why but that line is so fucking scary to me.

[TheNuclearpolitics]

This looks like RROD of Xbox.

I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you play that.

[MajorFacepalm12]

@TheNuclearpolitics CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STAR FOX

[Mocha2007andcoco]

HAL is short for HALware, similar to malware, but with the urge to kill and paint pretties with their blood...

[ThaDudesAvlogger]

Every time I see this, I imagine the umbilical brothers fighting over the microphone.

[jariroth]

I wonder if GLaDOS and HAL would get along.

[renumeratedfrog]

HAL = Humans Are Losers

[spacemanisaac]

The future of nope.avi

[Jackthegreendog]

I hate when someone posts lines from the video and they get thumbs up. Anyone agree?

[imascatmanworld]

cant let you do that asshole

[piglet574]

"this mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it!"

[chainRINGU]

TG: open the pod bay doors cal

Calsprite: HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA

TG: fuck

[uomo84]

I'm sorry Dave, that slit is for floppy disks only.

[Venupowuh]

I'm sorry Dave.

I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

[Floydian75]

"What is 'Pod Bay Door?'"

"Oh, HAL, im sorry that is incorrect. And its gonna cost ya. Youre in the negatives now. Pick another category."

[MrHEC381991]

I'm sorry, Dave....fwends? :\

[martinfreye]

Prime minister to Nick Clegg, "Nick, get me a coffee will you" Nick "Im sorry Dave.........

[TharTassakahn]

Poor HAL... I watched 2010 yesterday (I'll be reading it. I have all the books next to me bwahaahah...ehm...) and it makes so much sense... :<

[lukstafi]

@TharTassakahn No it doesn't. HAL was evil in 2001. His creators and teachers should admit that they've f**ked up.

[mrthelaneS]

Recalculating route...

[Iceburner96]

Vegeta made HAL 9001

[jgq85]

I tried to dislike, and guess what it said...

[freshsteel01]

@jgq85 What did it say??

[nintendork64]

@jgq85 hmmm... I'm guessing it said "You dislike this video. Thanks for the feedback! Would you like to report this video as inappropriate?"

*realization*

Oh god, I just disliked it! NOOOOO!

[dferver]

It's like the computer is trying to speak to me...

[MonkeyZorr]

Dave: HAL, install Windows Vista for me

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

[resistanceunion]

This is my new windows "error" sound lol

[tretolin1]

Dave and Frank disliked this

[philip21786]

Is he died?

[Thatswhatshesaid446]

I dunno I could see GLaDOS having a secret obsession over Hal. Like a teenage girl would have with a movie star. I really wished GLaDOS would have mentioned Hal "Oh yes, I experienced love at one time. Until some idiot named Dave deactivated him." I would have died laughing.

Hal scares the crap out of me. =/

[michael1234252]

the best line of hal yet

[Sunoco]

GLaDOS is HAL's wife.

[noble00006]

GLaDOS would kick hal's ass any day

[HighLandHotPocket]

I want this shit on my GPS, but I want it to be able to shutdown my car and say the line when it sees me driving to a fastfood joint. Drastic measures for my diet. :)

[ILiveForCommenting]

Dave disliked this video...

[MelkorHimself]

When are they going to put this voice in a Tom Tom or Garmin GPS?

[PistolOfShame]

@MelkorHimself never, cause H.A.L. is too scary. And he'd somehow take over the GPS and then the car. And kill you.

[OneMorePelican]

This is why I love old movies. They never actually get old. If you were to try to make this movie nowadays you'd have Chris Tucker or some celebrity as equally an asshat to voice HAL.

[Anastasia1495]

was that max from flight of the navigator

[xSwiftyHD]

@Anastasia1495 2001 Space Oddyssey

[KittyRokher]

I'm sorry, Starfox, I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

[Herbarius]

@KittyRokher Why is it people talk about Starfox in these comments? I don't get it...

[KittyRokher]

@Herbarius

There was a video game called Starfox 64 for the Nintendo 64. One of the most famous lines is when the antagonist told Starfox, upon him trying to do something "Can't let you do that, Starfox."

The line has become a popular internet meme.

[Herbarius]

@KittyRokher I had expected something like that, thanks for explaining it.

Maybe that Starfox meme might also play a role in the line from the movie 2001 sometimes being misquoted as "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

[ZionandDomNation]

I'm sorry, dave, I'm afraid I can't let you dislike that.

[paxazzari]

We're all screwed if HAL and WATSON team up!

[blaixx992]

Dave disliked this

[marshmal00w96]

@blaixx992

And then he cloned himself 4 more times,and he wanted to clone himself a million more times,but HAL didn't let him do that.

[Kryz2rey]

@blaixx992 24 Daves disliked the video :3

[MJLwiistation360]

wheres 0:03?

[Zilronman]

Is it odd that I prefer listening to this on constant repeat rather than most modern music?

[celloLWF]

Watson's childhood friend.



[SforzandoFilms]

Open the pod bay doors please WATSON.

[Drez26]

1 dislike was Frank Poole 

[Bachridon]

The 1 dislike was from Dave.

[LordAmbitious]

@Bachridon or Frank.

[Vadim98]

Looks like HAL met starwolf.

[koji8123]

RRoD on xbox360: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you play that.

[ohboyhey2k4]

@koji8123 DAM YOU I WAS GONNA DO THAT! lol

[Strikerklm96]

This is what my computer says every time I try to print.

[TheNerdGangster]

@Strikerklm96 he even calls you dave? lol

[ligyro]

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

[MyJamjar]

youtube: thumbs up if you liked!

hal: im sorry dave, im afraid i cant do that

[Iamyou64]

1 person was locked outside the ship.

[Wyndrax]

Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

[rogelioVela1985]

thats what i need to see, star HAL

[Deadfox7777]

HAL disliked this video

[FaceNelsonReviews]

"Hey, Hal, would you press the 'like' button?" "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

[2BCBattlefield]

In the year 2501, all the spaceships will be using Windows as their OS and Microsoft Sam will serve as Hal.

- Sam, open the emergency doors. We are suffocating!

- Im sorry, Dave, but Windows needs to be restarted because of the resent service pack 56 update.

- SAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMASDHAGSDHASDGH­SDGJghhh.....

[DragonNexus]

I liked the part when he told the character Dave that he was unable to comply with his request.

[TravoltaNewtonJohn]

I love HAL !! He's so... cool!

[ChironUSA]

WOW; I cannot believe he is, "allowed," to talk about this stuff.

[Computerbugs]

Dave watched this video.

[hookaburns77]

Hal all Im asking is that you let the dog out when you get home...is that so much to ask

[MichaelMorbius4ever]

That's ok HAL, I'll go through the emergency door! :D

[modernwarfare9009]

Best villain ever.

[Martinntoxx]

HAL,do you know anyone called GLaDOS?

[candygameengine]

My favorite part was when he said, "Aw, hell no, Dave. I ain't doin nuttin'" and then jumped on the table and started popping and locking.

[IceTeaEdwin]

@candygameengine This.

[GundamCharley24]

....I'M SCARED. O_o

[Meclesky07]

i liked the part where he said "im sorry Dave" and then he said "im afraid i cant do that"

[AppA]

@Meclesky07 But that's like... the whole duration of the video.

[ianbo1]

@Meclesky07 I just LOVEHD how he said: I'm sorry... AW fucking SOME!!!!!

[supersnow17]

almost as scary as GLaDOS

[politicalninja2044]

@supersnow17 Glados has nothing on Hal. If not for Hal, there'd be no Glados. And there'd be no Hal if not for Mycroft.

[supersnow17]

@politicalninja2044 amen

[tore28]

All your niggas are belong to us

[Roulette515]

I swear to god, if my gps says that to me, im ripping it off and throwing it out the window!

[hardstreetbambi]

@Roulette515 they should totally have that as a default on a gps, like if you press the ocean or some shit lol

[degenerate82]

HAL = IBM

[17thSHIT]

omfg the red ring of death!!!!!

[paladn95]

@17thSHIT

The Red Dot of Doom, actually.

[dewey70]

Hal should be on GPS

[ra2yuri4]

Dave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­O *head explode!*