Engrish pictures

[Marinemauro]

"Have a good die" OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT ONE!

[VictoriaAmberWilver]

I like their definition of YMCA

[bruceleeC64]

Made me feel spilitual and now I feel like some broccori!

[kirby28645]

The hotel will ensure your safety in shit with advanced fire facilities.

... Yeah, I don't think I trust that hotel to save my life if there was a fire.

[alexmantor]

2:03 that's why is important know english

[OnlineIsland]

There is a picture somewere, it is a menu card in China.

It says: Steamed Crap with meat.

[1BlueEyedBeuty1]

@OnlineIsland fried crap with spicy sauce o-o

[sonic89148]

Y-MCA ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE Y--MCAaaaae

[mgdwcb1]

TITAN URANUS

Probably lots of diarrhoea that ship lol

[SaiYanSighT]

Thats a weird SHITUATION.

[thbs35]

the first one is a common clothes company, also known as BAPES.

[Ninox37]

I tried to watch this without cracking a smile. But when I seen "No kicking of balls", I fucking cracked up.

[thegoldenflamer]

these arent as funny as the other ones i've seen but they're still pretty hilarious

[ChineseCommando]

lmfao Young Muslim Christian Atheist HAHAHAHAHA i laughed so hard

[DJStry]

"I've been a good girl, Santa...Please stop!" I think that cracked me up the most xD

[Pwnzistor]

Braised dork isn't engrish you moron, it's whale penis.

[vonPeterhof]

First, that definition of the word is arguable at best: urbanlegends. about. com/b/2003/07/07/would-you-kno­w-a-dork-if-you-saw-one. htm

Second, I highly doubt that the meat displayed on the picture is a whale penis. Can you testify that the Chinese text says "braised whale penis" and not "braised pork"?

[narcissusgray]

Personally I thought they meant duck.

[smileyprettygalz]

it actually means braised PORK with bamboo shoots.

the first 2 chinese words is pronounced as "mei rou", which means tender meat with some fats (from the tummy or thigh of pig.

the 3rd word is "jiang", which means sauce, that is used to braised the meat.

the last 2 words is "zhu sun", which just means bamboo shoots.

if u wan whale penis, u should call for "jing bian" ..

[sb9889]

titan uranus!!! oh man that is priceless!!!

[bongobingoaz]

2:01 "santa, I've been a good girl. Please stop!" lmao!

[Fawful5]

I'm pretty sure some of these were intentional jokes, but they are funny, regardless.

[bsartist]

"People want me to say I was a I was raped. That's dangerous, if you know that's not the truth." and there's a picture of a teddy bear. W.T.F?

[MinisterKGB]

have a good DIE!!!!!

[MinisterKGB]

Attention : No Kicking Of Balls LOL

[angeluspennae]

have a good die ...................hahahahahah­ah

[ChineseCommando]

lmfao "please leave off after pissing or sh*tting"

and on 1:36, I'm pretty sure that "no kicking of balls" mean "don't play soccer" or something like that, not "kick the groin"

[keitaidenwaKern]

hahah, your safetey is ensured in $hit hahahaha

[aznguy876]

0:11

[MeLrOb1994]

these are really funny and i love the site but unfortunately you gotta keep in mind that some aren't real and were photoshopped:o/

[bonscott01]

i actually called chinese restaurant once and ordered "flied lice"...they gave me crap for doing it. best thing is i didn't realize until afterwards....LOLOL

[dokterbob]

titan uranus?

[tastykimchiOFDOOM]

santa i've been a good girl please stop XDD

[Jagguar20]

LMFAO "Please leave off after pissing or shitting".

[SkyXyden]

Actually what the chinese letters said is what exactly it meant in english,

[joeyw2685]

braised dork?? 0_0

[IRideThePaleHorse]

Yes. With barboo shoot. Real barboo shoot.

[fongg2]

Funny

[kinshasaAPP]

Have a good DIE!!! Yessss!!

[darkzero02]

no kicking off balls. LOL

[DerRudymeister]

don't make skies fall down, WTF

[MrMii100]

They meant Ski's... I think? LOL

[culululu7]

i give them props, they're ethnocentric and don't give a crap about foreigners.

[onlynameithoughtof]

:49 LOL

[2unlikely]

lol that was one of the only times that I actually laughed out loud when nobody else was there! "please leave off after pissing or shitting" omg they actually think that is an acceptable public sign!

[chavalote]

These are chinese. Too few japanese ones. "Engrish" is when it's japanese, right?

[orcawailsss]

yep, but come on...they're all hilarious.

[chavalote]

There are a few japanese ones.

[Stormvermin]

Who cares, chavalote. Just watch the fuckin' video.

[chavalote]

I live in Japan and wanted to see some japanese ones. Some japanese people fucked with me saying that the japanese is the most difficult languaje in the earth, and I looked for something to prove that they are wrong.

[shzindenPL]

offtop:

there's nothing like the so-called 'hardest language to learn', everything is based on how many languages you heard before being 2 years old, then, what is the grammar and pronunciation of the native language you are influenced by. any other language is learned generally by comparisons with native speech(es)

[freshair345]

Perfect!!!

[poopyloopy2]

"SANTA I've been a good girl PLEASE STOP" lmao thats priceless

[drugeye]

xD

What's your "hobbit"

[captainmagic]

You know where you got me?

"Engine Room Is Serious Place."

[bub777]

you had me at "Gentlemen"!

[flackerrol]

ENGRISH wa Totemo Subarashii!

[nirvanasnoogans]

EVERYONE!!! Point, and profess your excellency!

[gutmanship]

i JUST CHOKED ON MY OWN LAUGHTER :)

[methenium]

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[wngpeiyee]

the hotel will ensure your safety in shit

[wngpeiyee]

have a good die?

rofl

[Typhoon1212]

"shituation" hahaha

[s8820199z]

last one. It is worn skillfully. Congratulations!!!

[spacehelmetforacow]

Don't make skies fall down! ROFLOL!

[spacehelmetforacow]

oh, and of course "happy the birthday of Jesus Christ the girl", "beware of valuables", "no kicking of balls", "rubbish will never be homeless", and "take luggage of foreigner, no charge".

[mico2020]

chick point? only if you are from the band the village people LOL

[Wallin15]

titan uranus

tighten your anus

[Yoshimad123]

lol, swear words on a door

[wiithepeople2]

I'm putting u in my PWNWP favorites.

[IRideThePaleHorse]

Santa I've been a good girl, please STOP!!

That was fucking CREEPY!!

[undoojoo]

Otlichno! Kakaya eto pesnja? Kto pojot?

[vonPeterhof]

Pesnia, kak ukazano v opisanii, nazyvaetsya "Mal'tchik Yevgraf", poyot gruppa Akvarium. Al'bom - "Radio Africa", 1983 god.

[Morgetheyne]

pesnja pesnja pesnja!!