Governor Sarah Palin Vlog #13: MADDOW!

[prettygrl247]

pro comedians!

[IDoNotBlameYou]

"You looked SAPPHIC! I walked in, and I saw SAHpphism!"

I would totally lick a poster of Sara Benincasa, if I had one. And then I could stop licking my saliva-wrinkled Stevie Nicks poster.

[seejaysez]

She would drink Sam Adams. ;)

[Geezyone]

Brilliant

[MegaCalabash]

These are the best things on YouTube.

[jamesmorgandavies]

Brutal.

Magical, glorious ... & brutal.

[softcelltainted22]

it's all a blur... i majored in habberdashery at one point

LMFAO!!

cockblocking was fucking AMAZING

[xxDolllFacexx]

hahaha

"I don't presume to know the will of the lord"

thats such a good one

[sparklycrippledbabe]

absolutely hilarious: "why would anybody lick a poster?"

[Semirhage666]

OMG LMFAO at the fisting hand gesture!!!! hahahahah!!!!

[AlphaDragonOmega]

i majored in habordashery at one point! Well Played

[sheburns12]

lmfao

BAGEL!

[1tenthAngel]

what? Coc# blocking......

[rusticyuppie]

cousin dina is pretty cute!

[GretchenDawntreader]

This is I think one of my favorites of theirs...plus I adore Rachel Maddow!

[milkgodnl]

.. at least "double-ended Lord action" .. replete with hand gestures ..

[greg5566]

Yes, Jesus needs to get inside you and curl his fingers up, and one maybe in the back.

Wow. :)

[paipai913]

"oh i like double headers" AHH hahah this is amazing.

[qabilzoom]

this is the most hilarious thing i've ever seen

[manwiththecalicobag]

thats a 2 way street honey

[scorpius420]

But yeah that was some funny shit.

[scorpius420]

question: If there was a buddhist candidate for presidency, would you make fun of his prayers at a temple or singing etc while he prayed at a temple? People would overlook it and think it politically incorrect and mean to mock him for that. So why all the hate for christians? I mean I am not a christian, or even whote, an agnostic in fact, but there seems to be a double standard.

[amblonyx]

As a Buddhist, I can only predict that we'd laugh it up. Separation of church and state is just common sense - what's important is whether a candidate is fit to govern, that is, do they have the knowledge and the aptitude? And this IS some funny shit!

[andrewl105]

Buddhism isn't a religion really. They don't believe in god for example and they don't have any holy book. Its about finding out about yourself through meditation.

[bigmommamaria]

You are slightly misinformed. You can't say they do or dont believe in God. Buddhism is inwardly focused. It does not require that you do or don't believe in God. Many Buddhist do, in fact, believe in God, Heaven and other aspects of faith that are not directly spelled out in Buddhist writings.

[MemoryLena]

AAAAHAHAHA! This is my favorite one so far, too.

[sparkle1974]

i love you both in 'that way'.

if Rachel Maddow doesn't work out- call me.

i live in Massachusetts.

we can get married here.

well not all three of us per say - but we could live together one of those Sapphic lesbian compounds where we could raise children, llamas, and cats.

OR we could just hang in Northampton sometime, get shitfaced & chase the Smithie girls around late at night.

Congrats on the Huffington Post thingie girls ... i'm proud of you.

[pinkstarlove55]

i want to be your friend!!!!!!!!! you are two are the funniest people ive ever seen

[FLtube]

"That would de-gay anybody".

ROFLMAO

[ellegaunt]

HAHAHAHA! THis one was hilarious!

[TabithasSecret20]

Pathetic Parody - Typical Left Wing Loon that pops too much xanax and takes to youtube to bash republicans as evidence in SaraBenincasa's "Sara B. Goes to California: Day One" video. I wouldn't be surprised if this is just another Cal Berkeley code pink supporter.

[supagirl1521]

this one replaces the "empty uterus" one as my fave

[GypsyWytch13]

WOW.

[bluegreendragon]

If Sarah Palin has ever used 'Sapphic' as an adjective, I'm a Chinese jet pilot. "I really like double-headers..." Yes, we caught that one. Har.

[LOLriley]

YOU GUYS ARE TOOO FUCKING FUNNY LMAOOO

[sylviasrevenge]

"Mmmmm baby back baby back baby back ribs..." This is full of so much win.

[19smlelkeumeanit]

They just beat the hell outa you untill you say.. 'I'm not gay anymore.'

I think that would really do it for me.

Yea that would d-day anybody.

[thepantyhosepoet]

i'd go gay for dina

[tedbaxt]

I think we should pray away the Palin.

[saarkie]

"let jesus enter all your orifie" lol

[saarkie]

"i think im good for 6 months"

lol.

i love these

[gmjr30]

HOLY SHIT IN A HANDBAG!!!

[lynnaedawn]

Stevie Nicks IS hot. And you ladies Rock!!!

[GretchenDawntreader]

LOL!

[markgraf]

"double ended lord action" Funniest thing I've heard in a long time!!!

[djskype020202]

ba ba ba baby baby baby back ribs. LOL

[minizer999]

NC 4 not cool...soo wrong, so funny..soo wrong

[FlaggyStar]

The sound of McCain squealing like a pig is loud indeed. Bush's boy all the way, and he and Phil Gramm and seven years of Republican deregulation, combined with trillions of dollars of debt for the war in Iraq and tax cuts for the rich, are what's behind this CRASH. Here that sound--CRASH.

Bush=McCain

So funny how you people who say Obama is an empty suit now claim he's so powerful he caused the economy to crash. : )

Which is it, little people with little minds

[marshacarolyn]

Sorry, wrong icon.........THUMBS UP!!!

[yanikv]

Dina is fuckin hot in this one. Just crossed over the cute threshold with all of that inappropriate comedy skill.

[dwallor]

Thank you for the phrase "double ended Lord action". You made my day.

[jtvagop]

you went too far with this one

[alphuez]

Um --it's called freedom. Don't like it, don't watch it.

Happily, folks like you missed their chance prosecute the likes of Lenny Bruce under the "indecency" statutes...

[taisia12]

haha not really...

[gccwang24]

I'd go les for Rachel Maddow.

[Bezu87]

I'd go straight :P

[mad4music7]

You made the Satan symbol with your hands AHAH

[alphuez]

Awesomely funny, and (as usual) right on mark.

Please keep these brilliant satirical pieces coming -- I would happily pay for them. They are killer stuff, and a "stop everything" moment each time they're posted.

[ticklemegangrene]

LOL! Racheal Maddow should date that dyke Irshad Manji.

[scorpius420]

LAWL. Even she's too good looking for Irshad Manji! Irshad would look like Gandhi with big lips and dorky eyes if it wasn't for a tonne of make-up and "smart glasses". Refusenick? No one even cares. More like rejectnick! LMAO.

[specialresponseteam]

I heard that Rachel Maddow was cast as "The Fonz" in Logo's upcoming sitcom;"Happy Gays." It was cancelled in pre pro because she wanted to jump over the shark in the first episode. MSNBC picked her up when they found out that she can activate a teleprompter by banging on it with her fist. She's also sleeping with that old woman Keith Olbermann aka bathtub boy. But enough about those freaks. Let's bash Sarah Palin! Black helicopters have been deployed.

[krazy05]

Wow I can't believe I'm just finding you guys!! HILARIOUS!!!! great improv ladies:-)

[Hubersey]

This one is soooo my favorite! I've seen it like 12 times and I can't get enough of it. :)

[skynetplayer]

i heard there's a powerpuff boys now!

[halfdead44]

I heard Maddow beat Oberman arm wrestling. In any case Maddow (who got her job handed to her because of her political views) can't hold a candle to Palin who is a strong, competent woman.

[krazy05]

..............................­..........really?

[alphuez]

Half brain dead?

Low estimate.

[thomasandrachel]

This is pretty good...

[shoryuken100]

Let Jesus into all your orfi...

L O L

[thriftyturtle]

Yall crazyyyyyyyy! lol

[gredma]

This is so strange, haha...

[OrbitalDiamonds]

Love for these two... love for Rachel Maddow!

[davidhilton]

u girls r the best!

[LuciaZephyr]

As a huge lesbo and fan of Rachel ... THANK YOU. :D

[Midd]

"That would de-gay anybody" hahahaha

[jjjfisher123]

can i get my 5 minutes back now?

[jstutz2003]

Sorry, like your sense of humor, they are gone forever.

[chudleycannonfodder]

Congrats on being in the promoted videos spot!

[latinwinter]

It's ridiculous how amazing that was!

"Okay I think I'm good for like, six months."

XD

[jieming3]

om mane padme hung! LOL

[edrn1989]

I laughed so hard that I made a puddle on my futon!

[max770]

Oh my god, that was the most hilarious thing I've seen since John McCain's acceptance speech at the RNC. Awesome! Meaning the Sarah Palin video, not so much McCain. He's not so awesome anymore. Not since GW made him his bi---ach. Please keep the hilarious vlog posts coming! Coming like Jesus is coming! Oops, better take this comment to the laundry. I wonder where Monica Lewinsky took her dress? Oh yeah, right. Cheers.

[SelfTitledAlbum]

I think I cried when I heard "double-ended lord action." That was beautiful. This makes me happy in ways I don't get too often. Like first kiss happy.

[giluisca]

"Double ended lord action" That was hilarious!

[puck971]

I think SNL should have you guys on as The Sara and Dian Show. You guys would be a huge improvement with what they currently do. You guys are tops.

[RassieDog]

Thank you!

More! More! More!

[LAtoOC]

Dina's good for another 6 months lmao, after praying to Jesus with a jewish prayer in hebrew lol.

[ghostofhoward]

not funny.u can b funny without being sacreligious

[synthfiend]

As hysterical as this is it just gets creepier and creepier.

[jayleeds2006]

"...I saw sapphism!!" The right hand at 1:25, 1:28 & 4:30 ...it's just wrong! HAH LOL! "Satan, sinner, ..mascot!" Up-in-and-curl, ok I know and knowing is half the battle. Man, I wish I could meet you. You're so silly. I think it would be fun.

[Julietjeske]

I love how you just made a fisting move with your hands! This is too sick and HILARIOUS!

[Julietjeske]

I love how you made her a little drunk! DRUNK SARAH!!!! My mom went through a "speaking in tongues born again phase" and that is EXACTLY how she sounded. And you know Dina was a lesbian, short hair, it is like a uniform with those types! HYSTERICAL!

[alethiaface]

aaaaaaaahahaha

new mascot haha

lol schmear

woweee

hilarious

[BestDamnThing254]

YAY dina's a lesbian!!!

[carynakacare]

Martha Stewart just called Sarah Palin, Sharon Palin. OMg that made lol.

[ohnoesburritos]

I lost it at the Bhuddist and Yiddish tongue speaking. I hope they don't fire me now. Just awesome.

[danielusfrnz]

hahah hebrew! too funny.

[KnutFreakKid]

why do i get the feeling that you're a non-republican athiest? but i love these sooo much! DON'T STOP!!

[SalonParody]

HILARIOUS!!

Keep the genius coming!!

P.S. Will Dina be planning Bristol's baby shower? Will Sarah wonder if she or Cindy McCain would win the Miss Buffalo Chip contest? Will Sarah figure out

[joebstewart]

"Licking a poster" that is funny. Funnieeee!

Could Sarah please get an Alaskan beer to drink please?

[clintatl]

I love how Hebrew is speaking in tongues! Y'all are the best!

[Deesplight]

Hell yeah, Dina...hahahahaha

[power2thepeople81]

this is genious. to all the christians out there, lighten up! no offence.

[bitterhorn]

Oh, the Christian tears are a-flowin'.

It must be nice to be a member of a group so overprivileged that all it takes is a little teasing [directed toward your more extreme elements, at that] before you start screaming WAH WAH I'M BEING OPPRESSED.

[Tyler502]

I thought it was hilarious.  Christians get on my nerves.

[MadBadVoodo]

MSNBC SUCKS!

Sarah 4 the WIN!

[pboxelement]

wow wait until your party wins before you offend all the Christians. Speaking in tongues a cult? Read the Bible before trying to make fun of it. This Country was formed by Christians. I am unsubcribing to you!!!

[sweetbrista]

Try reading your history book. This country was not 'formed by Christians.'

[KarliMeaghan]

LMAO

I'm totally showing this to my mom. She's a Pro-Obama lesbian minister and she will crack up.

[ColeMoyers]

"GASP!"

[tedpoore]

I really like most of these videos. Not this one so much. Kind of offensive.

[punchingjudy]

That's kind of the whole point.

[MadBadVoodo]

It is a bit over the top...

[jeisorus]

Thanks for putting a smile on my face. You guys are really good

[rkerstein]

Nothing like a Jesus shocker!

[lruettimann]

Holy crap. Dina is maddowsexual.

[CervyY]

WOW! Those two are special!!

Keep it coming! Don't let the gov't cockblock you!

[MagicPinata]

Molested by the lord '08!

[russodd]

So we're finally peeling back the layers of the vast mystery that is Dina's life. Is she married, or is she the daughter of one of those "let's give our kid a hyphenate" couples? If she's got a husband, it'd be interesting to find out how he feels about today's development...

[chanticorae]

that's pretty much how my mom reacted when i came out--the speaking in tongues and everything.

think i'm playin'

[reverendramona]

"I love a double header."

[thejuanstar]

Fingering for Jesus. Hysterical

[catquack]

As always... ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

[delraecpa]

Oh my, you've been naughty! :-)

[pacman5698]

boca raton -- LOL ... thanks

[TwilightDrop]

LMAO!!..

[lordofdrakknor]

are they gonna get into a jesus threesome?

[ridingboy]

SaraBenincasa

For the next video please find somebody who plays Jeesus.

[irishredkt]

i thought the entrails one was my favorite... now there's competition!

[CarrieCannon07]

You are amazing. :) LOL. I LOVE your videos!

[gqban912]

LMAO @ Let Jesus enter all your orifi

[traltixx]

needs more speaking in tongues with pounces

[readyt0fly]

totally brill, per ush.

[ridingboy]

double ended jesus action lol

[somegreybloke]

This is awesome. Like God. But when do we get Sarah's post-match analysis of the Gibson interview?

[rosmarinusofficialis]

Slightly risqué, but funny.

[natetiffcaly]

It would be funnier if it weren't so damn scarey!!!!

[ptupper72]

WWJD... in bed?

[jerseybing]

"that would degay anybody"...lol...hysterical...­good stuff,,,