Obama tells joke about Queen, Pope and Mandela

[tnick2]

@REXER1977

Hell the odd one out is Nelson Mandela!!

All the others are pro-actively involved in the enslavement, oppression and torture of mankind.

[AlexFoxUK]

Lad

[REXER1977]

HERES THE JOKE: The Queen , the Pope, Nelson Mandela and Barry Sotero . Guess the odd one out?

[firemachima]

0:46 yuck

[firemachima]

david cameron is such a fatty, i think we should just drown him

[08CJ11]

@firemachima umad bro?

[rohansrider]

Rather have Obama than the Republican religious nut jobs. At least he does not want to ship us all off to Mars.

[gcwbr1]

@rohansrider That's because Obama has been there..look it up?

[uante]

Berlusconi's school...

[schdvd]

hello kitty for president // obama 14% -- hello kitty 86%

[schdvd]

president ? oder doch nur medienclown ?

[Alysteir]

Take it easy folks, it was a joke.

[beamprimary]

so its was the queen the pope and a terrorist

[preecer8]

that was insane!

[Vynx19]

Serj Tankian for president!

[venuism]

Anti climax imo

[Alexispelling]

Being black generally comes with some cool anyway

[Mann4821]

YEEEEHAAAWW!

[BeatHijacker]

All American presidents are corporate puppets

[dillsish]

@UGrIImeKiidK its a "joke" because its like the joke that stars with "an Englishman Irishman and a Scotsman are in a...."

[jutubaeh]

0:19 ? he should be in poland... (speaking east indo sherman or at least trying it "eheheh")

whoa a waz slavikan paradoxy moron joke!? wow im gonna need a bigger spin drs collection lol

[SmileyGarrish]

Or both?

[walsallmatt]

he's just like "yeeeah you know im cool, you all love me"

[sephiroth22635]

you could tell David Cameron was biting his lip thinking Yeahhhh!!! maybe this isn't such a good Idea.

[Mikster1967]

Salesman who lie and deceive are notorious for their humor..... How do you know a salesman/politician is lying??? His lips are moving... Obama is a deceiver , him and minions should be sent to gitmo bay... They have broken their oaths and betrayed the American people....

[AbyssCrown]

@Mikster1967 I was about to say something but then noticed you're a Ron Paul supporter. Yeah.

[jutubaeh]

@Mikster1967 if hed bring 10k err mega funny ecars on the road us should forgive him any zins compared to his green predecessor(z), not? i know he promissed one but come on we gotta have more than the yellow man right?

[MrCreepshow09]

"My lords"... Thank you for making me the fall guy dictator of america in your new world order plan and now let me tell a joke"-Obama

[N64isgreat]

You can tell that he's faking the whole "I really like you British guys" thing. It's an unfortunate facade.

[ClTIZEN]

@N64isgreat We're not fond of him or his country either, so don't worry too much about it.

[shellz641]

Good speech writer, shame about the demons...

[MockBlue]

That was pretty sharp - credit where it's due!

[simin19100]

He is a joke himself. lol

[bocanutz]

Good speech writer. Mehhh

[OHCLOUDSUNFOLD]

He is an ok sort of guy, but hearing an american voice in westminster hall grates me

[NeoBluereaper]

Ok that was pretty funny

[jasjas2006]

this guy is an idiot!!

i cannot believe he got as far as he did.

GET OUT!!!!!!! ASSHOLE!!!

[chimcharstar]

Obama sucks, i want that corporate puppet out of office. Ron Paul 2012!

[sharafseethat]

@chimcharstar ru fucking stupid son of a bitch? all the republicans are fascist corporate sucks ,... go fuck urself racist bitch

[yds2005]

Atxlatin, your comment might be more impressive if you could spell. Too, you dolt.

[Choice777]

well that was funny..i'm amazed to see so many retards who cant take a simple joke. grow up you morons.

[midgetman8888]

he told the joke in a way that totally did not insult anyone political genius

[ATXLATIN]

VERY HIGH BAR! TO HIGH FOR YOU SIR.

[evilmamaluigi]

lol'd

[Faralakaboom]

@ProtestantUltra your comment highlights your ignorance

[flex2dz]

@ProtestantUltra Who give's a fuck if Mandela is racist. Who started and taught the indigenous people of the earth racism? Was it Mandela and his race or Caucasians?

[another2centsworth]

@flex2dz: Oh no... NOT another liar... spreading hate.

[flex2dz]

@another2centsworth Prove am liar!

[marcusantonio91]

@ProtestantUltra how is mandela racist, you ever heard of the freedom charter dickhead

[RevanHorner]

so now someone needs to come up with a joke starting with that

[frbjoernLA]

@RevanHorner Your right! He should have asked George Bush for a line because George was the biggest joke we ever had. Although George wasn't funny all the time as untold numbers of grieving Parents and children know from his tragic time in office as our disastrous Head of State.

[PhantomAct]

This is so american... he knows damn well European and the Brits don't give a shit about him and his country, so he opens up with a joke to ease the tension. Please USA, next time send us a real comedian, like Chris Rock?

[johunihuni]

Hahaha

[cameraguy38]

The good news is that Obama has finally created some jobs. The bad news is that they're all in China.

[skwuballo]

stoopid monkey.....



[another2centsworth]

@skwuballo: Too dumb to get the joke huh?

[MandyJMaddison]

I like it!

[PhantomAct]

Two crackheads and a black guy walk into a bar...

[Nordfallen]

bullshit he came up with that

nice job speech writer

[sprucemoose18]

@Nordfallen Well, now we have a firm grasp of the obvious. Since when have politicians ever written their own speeches?

[sueharristication]

Well I'm English and I thought it as quite funny. Lighten up everyone lol.

[coldclimate84]

Wonderful!



[Pr0pagandaFilms]

I wonder what Obama and Nick Clegg might have got up to...but no that is pretty sick.

Dirty liberals

[wadistru]

"MY LORDS"!!!?

[MyPearcy]

@wadistru umm? yes? we have lords of england. and lords of amercia. but the queen gives shit all about her country and she is half german :/ also she is giving amercia 4 trillion dollars and giving germany 2 trillion pounds! some thing BIG is happening. brace yourselves my friends. Also god is probbaly gona rage quit the world i realy do wish money wasnt invented. who sick guy would have thought of inventing that

[MandyJMaddison]

@wadistru Explanation: the two "houses of parliament": the Government and the Senate, originated in England. The government were elected and the "senate" (House of Lords) are all dukes, earls, barons and so on, who inherited a right to advise the king. Nowadays the House of Lords has two types of members: 90 chosen representatives from the lords who have inherited a title, and about 700 lords who have served the country well, and are honoured by the queen and government as lords "for life" .

[zZGhostieZz]

@MandyJMaddison Inheritance is no longer continued. The "inherited" lords keep their titles but when they die it will not be passed on

[MandyJMaddison]

@zZGhostieZz Unless something radical has happened that I have missed, the inherited titles continue until they die out. It is the seat in the House of Lords that is no automatically longer passed on. In practice, hereditary peerages are no longer created, except for the Royal family... But many more Life Peers are created than ever before.

[cameraguy38]

@MandyJMaddison Tony Blair did much to remove a lot of these so-called 'honorary peerages', however, since becoming prime minister, David Cameron has reversed much of that, creating more peerages for his toff pals and making Britain far less of a democracy than it ever was, at least since Labour came to power. So far all the Tories seem to be doing is reversing all the positive advances made under the Labour government.

[dlrbb]

@zZGhostieZz Seats in the House of Lords were never passed automatically. One has to be given a writ to serve, now most are made life peers, while 91 hereditary peers and recommended and then elected by the Lords into the Upper Chamber. Inherited titles continue until there is no heir, this is usually dependant on the terms of the ennoblement.

[Ruben410]

And the funniest thing is that he still thinks he's the most powerfull man on the earth. USA is a becomming a joke!

[superdubman999]

@Ruben410 USA is the weapon of the elite of the world. The most powerful men in the world are those who are born into it. Rich CEO's and bankers. President is their puppet. You want a genuine good american who wants to get us out of being a policeman of the world you look at Ron Paul for president. 2012

[piatas5]

0:49

Like a boss!

[CoolCollectableToys]

He is just a puppet

[masorlie]

This man has no real respect of authorities! He wants to be the only boss himself! That is the reason why he wishes to diminish other people`s authorities

[masorlie]

This man has no real respect of authorities! He wants to be the only boss himself!

[FKTHPOPE]

HALF BREED BRAT OF A WHORE ILLEGAL WHO KISSED THE POPE'S BACKSIDE

JUDGEMENT IS UPON AMERICA FOR EXALTING SODOMY AND POPERY

[Myles0Harcourt]

@FKTHPOPE

Go back to Westboro

[MusayevAnar]

SORRY BUT I WILL protest with shoes...

[pmattoon]

More like the start of a very sick joke. The first 2 at least.

[swlovesvegans]

omg people take the sticks out of your butt and shutty uppy.. the most awesome thing about utube is that with one click u can leave..

[FUCK202]

annoys me the way people find out politicians are also human beings, then suddenly go on a rampage about how awful they are because 'all they do is joke around'

[mooqueen2]

shut the hell up obama, stop talking your voice hurts my ears

[Laurence72100]

@mooqueen2 Then why did you click on the video ? !

[hawking8]

Yep, made me laugh. But imagine if it had been Berlusconi giving this speech .... not sure the laughs would have been given as freely.

[OeNoesRAWR]

The queen, the pope and mandela were in a hall...

[DiabloMercy]

that's what he do,

JOKE ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND FUCK YOUR STUPID AMERICAN ECONOMY

[BritainF0rever]

@DiabloMercy I take it your British. Relax, it was a joke, he never meant to insult anyone, just to ease the crowd.

[DiabloMercy]

@BritainF0rever not british. i'm not even america, but obama's imprudence is not only killing his own country( which i dont give a fuck) , it is screwing up the world...

[biGpoppapimp1]

I do have to say Obama is smooth and that is why he got elected. Plus cause he's Kenyian and black andmuslim and Africa has LOOOOOTS of natural resources and its a good way to sway africans to sell their resources to the US and blocking China from getting access to them.

[xoxYummyyxox]

@biGpoppapimp1 ...what?! I don't even...!? ugh I don't want to live on this planet any more.

[TickleMehNancy]

@xoxYummyyxox lmao i know bigpopp is a fucking retard probably works for our government with their ingenious observations :)

[TalonMercenary]

Come on Obama, say what you REALLY think about Britain

[grooverheliboy]

I just love this guy !!Wish he was our Prime Minister !

[Prolinium]

Regardless of the political direction, Barack Obama has at least been successful in making a start on the critical repair work vital in restoring the devastation of damage to the U.S.A., (by character alone) made by his predecessor, and most embarrassing, arrogant, and unintelligent president and ambassador of any nation EVER...George W. Bush. The worst on the global stage to this date.

[suavitas110289]

Fits of laughter? It was a monotonous "huh huh huh huh "

[gav44]

That made me chuckle.

[FumbIemore]

I would just like to say that Obama may have some ups and downs but like any other president, he is loyal to us. He may have thrown our economy down but it is not all his fault. For instance governor Rick Perry has destroyed Texas economy so you cannot blame the president for everything. He traveled the world to apologize and I don't think he is a bad man. I agree that he is a man of the people. And was president when they killed Osama Bin laden and the al-quada group. I didn't see bush doing t

[Sammerkona]

@FumbIemore How is it Perry's fault the Texas economy been destroyed? Last I looked EVERY state is in economic trouble. So every governor in the country is destroying their own individual economys? At least Perry added jobs to his state, such as they are. Hurray for Barak "Not My Fault" Obama.

[eliash1988]

CAMERON didn't like that...hahahhahaa

[q8indy]

Lol, The president and his 1st lady cannot stop screwing things and formalities, Obama you are a disgrace! God saves the Queen

[tago61]

@q8indy One its god save the Queen And Two Obama is a man of the people I wouldn't want some arsehole in control of my nation He's cool not just because hes black and made history But can laugh and not be a robot all the time.

[Theresa968]

@q8indy Thumbs up and Amen! Obama and his wife, Michelle are both ignorant to parliamentary procedures and protocol.

[CartoonPoem]

He's not dissing them, the jokes on US! We're the slaves!

[garizable]

i dont get it....how is it the begginning of a funny joke??

[G1formation]

@garizable because you know how jokes start. The queen, the pope and nelson mandela waked into a bar. You know what I mean?

[dingdongpingpong69]

@garizable because they would end up having sex

[NotADood]

@garizable It's a commonly-used joke template to have three characters do something - usually walk into a bar. 'The Queen, the Pope and Nelson Mandela walk into a bar...'

[Killerspider101]

@garizable The queen, Nelson Mandela and the pope walk into the parliament, each in turn making their own case... After they come out Nelson Mandela goes "I've acquired a new law wich bans racism, now we can all live together equally, blacks, asians, whites, ...", The queen follows him up after "I've acquired a new law wich improves my royal fundings, now I can live together in my new jet." After an awkward silence the pope goes "I've acquired a law wich bans child molestation..."

[Kousaburo]

He's a better comedian than a president.

[wow2h85]

he is gonna get us blown up some day

[heliotropezzz333]

Have you noticed that President Obama never looks straight at the camera in any broadcast but always just left and right. I wonder why. Did some aide or spin merchant decide there was something wrong with looking straight at the camera?

[crazypianolady]

@heliotropezzz333 Because he's not addressing the audience at home, he's addressing the people in the room. The TV camera is just filming him in a 'fly on the wall' way.

[IAMFILKRIS]

@heliotropezzz333 watch the speech after he got bin laden

[priest008]

Republicans/democrats always taking politics as a joke, the Queen wouldn't have done that, neither would the Pope.

[arzgania]

@priest008 the Queen would have outlawed Jon Stewart and the Pope fondle children, please the grass is always greener on the other side.

[priest008]

@arzgania Outlawing hasn't been done since the 1700's, the Pope never fondled anybody, watch your tongue!! There is no green grass in Republicanism....I'm not going to bother explaining this I am so tired, just do your own research..

[arzgania]

@priest008 look it up. They banned Jon Stewart's show because he made fun of the royal wedding. I could care less but your comments were laughable at best.

[arzgania]

@priest008 look it up. They banned Jon Stewart's show because he made fun of the royal wedding. I could care less but your comments were laughable at best.

[priest008]

@arzgania Well certain people need to know that there are certain lines that shouldn't be crossed, if people stand in line then their shows wouldn't be canceled. Making fun of solemnity is unfair and rude. I am sure we would agree that we have come to a point were certain people need to be penalized, for vulgarity.

[TheCharlie359]

@XtraAceCon, Please dont confuse the nation state democracies of today with the ancient Greek city states, they were not all democracies and the ones that were were not like those of today and not at all times throughout their history, nor was the Roman republic comparable with what we toady would call a democracy, perhaps i should have been more clear with my comment, the UK is the worlds first democratic nation state, hence Obama's "mother of all parliments" comment.

[TheCharlie359]

@XtraAceCon, Democracy in the modern sense was born in the UK (ie, parlimentry democracy), most of todays governing systems worldwide are based on British systems and practices.

[SamhainTheDark]

I wonder if Her Majesty thought it was funny. ... She probably did, but still. lol

[AndrewDavidPartridge]

you see davids face, he is thinking 'why, why cant people love me as they love him?' :'(

[TheCharlie359]

Yeah the MOTHER of all parliments, the UK is the worlds first and finest democracy!!!

[Adastical]

@TheCharlie359 No it is not. certainly not the first!

[TheCharlie359]

@Adastical, The worlds first "modern democracy" as we know them today, i think you will find it is.

[DOCSAFETUBE]

Queen, Pope and Mandela are huge traitors to the world!!

[didioriol]

@DOCSAFETUBE how is mandela a traitor?

[sXeCanadianBoy]

Obama is a major embarrassment to the United States. What the fuck were Americans thinking voting this douchebag in for the President? I can honestly say I think Americans have lost their minds!

Thank God I live in Canada.

[Doggfair]

@sXeCanadianBoy yeah, it would've been way better if McCain got elected instead! Or no, maybe if Bush continued! Top leaders!

[Marakulous43]

@sXeCanadianBoy Yes and thank god I got OUT of there and ended up in Florida.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!

[sXeCanadianBoy]

@Marakulous43 Haha, way to go!

I'm applying for my Green Card next year - hopefully Obama's gone and forgotten by the time I move down there... LOL

[READY4REVELATION]

I am glad he got jokes because there are alot of people out here hurting and can't find anything funny. I take back every negative thing i ever said about GW Bush...when i said he was the worst president. Obama is worst then Jimmy Carter....who took a nap his entire term. What has Obama done for this country? I can't believe any sane person is seriously thinking about re-electing this clown. The economy is literally in the toilet. I watched many people loose their job this week it is sad to see.

[limoguyhky]

@READY4REVELATION well he has gone all over the world telling everyone that he is sorry for the USA being bad guys

[improud2blatin]

@READY4REVELATION When the americans elect to Obama for president of United States the economy was literally in the toilet, yes but Do you know who did this???...FUCKING W. BUSH!!!! bush is bull shit!!!!. He was spending millions and millios for the war.

[W8NGA]

This, of course, was written by his speechwriter.

[frod4ddy]

Not funny, out of context

[K3Ktraining]

Camerons reaction: "Did he really just risk that joke?"

[RosiesRed]

Yeah it a joke all right a sick one and your telling it about yourself! Obama is a constitutional traitor... Wake up Obama fans before you get TSA'ed.

[PlanetIran]

@OhMaiLanta

Yes, a legend in his own mind and to those who only see form over content.

[PlanetIran]

Incompetent, arrogant twit. Freedom-loving Middle Easterners HATE you Obama. You will go down in history as a creep who was unqualified for the job.

[DHammerr]

offensive joke is offensive

[dudewalkers2]

@OhMaiLanta You know how people say jokes like "There was a french guy, english guy, and american guy"

Those type of jokes lol

[dudewalkers2]

Obama is a legend :)

[jaha111]

a risky joke, especially the joke part...well at least the English were witty to see through it quickly enough

[bmwMoMmo]

totaly a joke.

[DhrKotsemmer]

A high bar because of the pope? The NAZI pope is the devil in disguise and responsible for millions of deaths.

[calihartley2010]

@DhrKotsemmer Well get your facts straight JERK

[binstig]

Absolute class act!