Meet my giant pet crab

[drinkupbeautiful]

And people saying me having tarantulas as pets is weird...haha

[coolbriguy]

Damn, mr crabs turned black.

[ninjasaga52]

where did you found it

[chumpalumpa222]

Hug it

[JungleListSoldier]

Where do you keep it and what do you feed it?

[legostarwarsguy48]

Wild KRABBY appeared! Go, FEET!

[EkoiPanot]

D'awww, what a cutie. c:

[TheSektorz]

It's epic, although it's surprisingly calm!

[snukka]

GIANT ENEMY CRAB!

[Akantorz12]

@snukka rofl beat me to it

[mik159753]

@peaceteafitzsimmons1 maybe he was hungry  :P

[Nesoc]

mudcrab

[Apidium]

Crabs aren't spiders, Crabs are Crustaceans Spiders are Arachnids, totally different, Whales are from the same family as Dolphins, but they're not the same species, Whales are more closely related to Hippopotamus than anything else, its like calling a Crab a Lobster

[springslinky1]

hes missing a leg

[mrboxleytheonly]

I would have water balloon fights with it.... then I would teach it how to use a bow and arrow, but eventually he would think it is primitive, so he would totally be like.. NAH DUDE so i'd be liek... wanna learn how to fly jets? and he would be liek... shut.... the... fuck... up, and then we would start our own jet company, but he would always get frisky with the stewardess, like pinchin her butt and shit, and then we would totally start a sitcom called crab and company, and it would be legit...

[heyllo1337]

@mrboxleytheonly best comment ever, either you are high as fuck or you have a good imagination. you.are.awesome

also, pardon the cursing.

[hnrksl]

@mrboxleytheonly I want to hug you for that,that was to much win.

[miniclu1]

@mrboxleytheonly dude i want the drugs you was on when posting this comment :P

[tigertic1]

@mrboxleytheonly That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

[legomaster5551]

It needs water

[colfax1959]

no i would be scared to death

[MroAeon]

it's a mudcrab!

[carllito12]

@MroAeon no



[MroAeon]

@carllito12 A mudcrab from elder scrolls :(

[carllito12]

@MroAeon Oh nevermind. I thought you meant it was a real mud crab (an actual species of crab). I don't know what Elder Scrolls is but I'll give you a *clap clap* for referencing something outside the video. I reference things all the time (usually pokemon) :P

[MroAeon]

@carllito12 haha, Oddly enough, the mudcrab from the video game looks nothing like a real mudcrab. . . looks much more like this crab.

[carllito12]

@MroAeon Is it a giant crab? I wouldn't want to fight this thing, it ugly!

[SkagwayAlaska4Me]

I'll settle for a hermit crab,but ewww not this thing acck!

[superdude12399]

poke...touch...PINCH....AHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP

[QdarkenedbloodQ]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! RUN! RUN! KILL IT!

[solli4gamer]

poor thing...

[nemo220901]

they need water

[mrjuan2551]

they ate one leg!!!!!!!!! LOL

[griffinvader]

pokemon? It's a crab!!!

[JONATHANYAO]

IS THAT A REAL POKEMON?

[alexistoth1011]

why do u have that



[Seisius]

Why is it missing a leg? On a side it got three and on the another its got four

[hiclasstv]

@Seisius they ate it

[gmanbaseball5]

k cool,dinner, meet me down at joes crab shack ;)

[vheartscrash]

Wow that's certainly a... different kind of pet :)

If I saw that I'd probably flip cuz it looks more like a spider.

You should train it to do tricks then have it be on Animal Planet.

Put a little collar/ tag thing on its arm... like before the claw part and then you wouldn't lose it and you could take it for walks to explore

[christian350zdude]

sell it to a chinese buffet

[Wolfenion]

shouldn't it be underwater? :/

[ymistillavirgin]

why did i use to eat these? fucking gross

[FishFrenzy101]

at first i thought it was a fingernail than i noticed it was a shoe...

[strawberryShaker420]

how do you even keep that thing? WHERE?

[Viddish]

@strawberryShaker420 I heard he keep it in his bed

[MooonWilloW]

@strawberryShaker420 in his bed

[leafmytear]

@strawberryShaker420 i think he just bought that thing few minutes ago and prepare to keep it in the microwave xD

[JosKiddin]

Spawn more overloads!

[Bio69]

@JosKiddin overloads? Mega fail

[mooman55311]

its his dog exept a crab

[MsCavaliers2]

It reminds me of the termite from the Orkin commercial.. Wouldn't want that bitch on a date! :|

[foxworthy21]

Coconut Crab I believe. You sure as fuck don't want to get pinched by one of these. Steve-O from Jackass got both of his ass cheeks pinched by them and it hurt like a mother fucker.

[LaurenceFletcher]

@foxworthy21... No, Spider Crab like it says in the description.

[JHAELJOSE]

you call that a pet thats huge

[SmittyKat]

Why is it missing a leg?

[hoyo420]

@SmittyKat carbs often loose legs when kept in captivity but most will grow them back given enough time and proper care

[MisterSandvich]

just don't attack it's weak point for massive damage to the crab's inner core.

it could hurt it

[HeyManThatsMine]

Lemme Crack That Thing With My Eric Estrada Sludge Hammer MUAHHHAHAA

[Tolkiennerd]

I want one!

[ergrgf]

ugly mother fuker!! eat tht shit..

[SuperFATES1]

That crab is the spycrab

[RoMayDrako]

Hahaha I picked up a land crab that size with a dust pan in Miami when it wandered unto my job site and into danger. Unfortunatly I didn't realize it was a land crab till the park warden drive by and I already dumped it into the bay. Oups. If the warden was telling the truth he'd be able to figure a way out, but I still feel bad.

[lmbarak]

I live in San Diego. Until tomorrow, I'm outta here, that thing gave me nightmares.

[Mysticsloth]

1. don't step on it .

2. your pet crab lacks one leg .

[johndaaavies]

it looks injured

[reita357]

you actually were stroking that dam thing....

[D1uGun]

Wow nice... shoes.

[GreatSquirrels]

those look like huge ticks

[SealDogification]

if i had it it would be my dinner

[headcrabwarrior6161]

COCONUT CRAB! did i get it right? :D

[GOOMBABOY123]

@headcrabwarrior6161 I heard it was a Sheephead crab. :3

[kilo9111]

ALL MAN NOT ON THE NEW CARPET!

[OmagaMinion]

I really want a pet spider crab

[CopainTv]

I'd be scared if that ... thing was running around in my house :p

[TroubleLized]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[halefire41]

where is the other leg to the right? Did you eat it!?!?!

[FateGuardX]

haha... i like how u interact with him :)

[rheadra]

awwww... it's so cute....

[shortizahn]

it has 7 feet?

[mrjerrick]

kicking will not harm it flip it over and attack its weak spot for massive damage

[EcoGothKitty]

I can speak crab. It's saying,"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU KICKING ME? GET YOUR DIRTY ASS SHOE OUTTA MY FACE, BITCH. JUST DROP ME IN A POT ALREADY."

[kawaiiprincess2004]

what kinds of food does your crab eat?

[FrozenNeeds]

make sure to keep TEH GIANT ENAMY CRAB awayfrom your head. I learne dthat out the hard way. yabba.

[psiops56]

I got this as a recommended search after watching a headcrab video

[ProfessorPathogen]

It seems quite docile... 

[sammyiblegend]

that scare the fuck ouuta me ill probably run if i seen one of those

[bennyv04988]

that thing is sooooooo F'ing creepy dude.... *shivers*

[zman61698]

i would like to get one

[BaconTV123]

Does the crab have crabs?

[kdc43]

@BaconTV123 Duh!!! That's how crabs have baby crabs. The other kind, pubic hair crabs are are in your crotch I'm told.

[BaconTV123]

@kdc43 i meant does the crab have crotch crabs

[teen3564]

Looks like a headcrab/face-hugger from Half Life

[MrKulacz]

Oooooł Fuck...

[RedStellars]

it doesn't pinch?

[buttonsdog42]

cool crab man

[ewok0901]

Awww. He's pretty. Scratch that. CRABS ARE FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!

[worldwarsproductions]

people dont realize its pretty much a huge spider

[LunasCraincloud]

@worldwarsproductions decapod crustaceans not arachnid

[ATK101893]

@worldwarsproductions It's actually completely different. Coconut crabs are actually closer to lobsters than crabs. Even so, spiders are a completely different species and very unlike crabs. That's like saying a whale is just a big dolphin.

[ATK101893]

@ATK101893 nevermind, it's not a coconut crab.

[456024545]

pretty cool pet u should put it in ur backyard and tie a collar around his head or body so he wont get lost

[Khuratokh]

any other crab would have nipped you by now. perhaps it's ill or hasn't been topside before.

[Therizinosaurus123]

WAIT WHAT, SPIDER CRAB AS IN THE BIGGEST FRIGGIN CRAB IN THE WORLD, IS IN YOUR DAMN HOUSE AS A PET, wow, your really bold to have something like that as a pet ya'know

[Gzillafan2]

I wonder what my mother would do if she saw him in her kitchen...hmmmmm...knowing mum, she'd probably kill it D:

[owmybruv]

i would teach it to kill

[baronofcheese]

@owmybruv They already know how to do that, in fact they'll pinch anything that moves.

[ChoclateTurtle]

That thing would kick my ass D:

[fecesforjesus420]

they seem un-inclined to attack

unless provoked with pain

the dog got a little one today, and i caught two with my bare hands

[well, i scooted them into my hand with a stick]

[Godzilla20005]

i had a pet crab until it started smelling so then i gave it a warm bath o.o minutes later something smelled good and then the crab was roasted in the bathtub o.o sh*t

[daredevil13545]

I want r

[yuuto3333]

are you going to eat it?? if no can i have it?

[Therizinosaurus123]

@yuuto3333 i heard people said its the worst crab to eat, have you had it before

[lorddragon812]

im amazed it didntattack

[luigifan1111]

Bro, this thing is as big as a dog.

[331Guineapiglover]

holy crab! haha...im getting crabs soon! they r only the size of a quarter

[brokenhabits]

@331Guineapiglover

331Guineapiglover

holy crab! haha...im getting crabs soon! <- i loled

[gunmaster200964556]

hey i have one and its in my tank now

[jamestheme123]

crabler!! use bubble beam!

[JimBobTheKillerBunny]

make a video of his tank and how to care for him i would get all my friends o sub you!!!

[Darkczarek]

OMG its like a monster! :D awesome

[Swampax]

Crab: GO AWAY...Back of will ya!?

Human: Aww...Its gute *rubs its back*

Crab: Oooh...Fuck it...i give up! *Lays down on stmach and waits*

-Love it xD

[LtZerge]

Poor fellow seems to be missing a leg.

If he goes through his molting cycles it should come back though.

[shingobb6]

why are you petting it and not eating it? o_O

[youtmeme]

umm...what did you do with it? O.o

release it back into the water? hopefully.

[kartikca]

lol! from 0:04 on, the crab is moving his hands like...."i'm gonna eat like this, and like this...!!

[shoopdewooooooop]

i live in san diego too :D

[XxstryaexX1]

its not a giant spider crab it was a SCAM

[pokemonpokemen]

id name that lemon

[lovehatefu]

looks like a coconut crab

[yepp87]

fucking delicious

[PurepOis0n123]

crabs are weird...eggs...

[Shagabec]

I WISH I HAD A PET SPIDER CRAB

[chriscomic]

Is that a coconut crab?

[doggycatlover1]

holy truckin' spit!

[therealmaulsriot]

omg put some butter on that thing!

[kinghades512]

cook it ahahahahaa

[MrPimpologist]

probaly gaint spider crab

[peepeevagi]

Aww, it's the nice giant kind that sits and blows bubbles. Like that boss in Bomberman hero O.o

You could very well teach it tricks and maybe to ride a bike. n_n

[TheBlessedOne29]

@peepeevagi Too right mate

[alienjoe123]

Lunchtime!

[iamzombieman]

put it in water

[xlaider]

MY OWN GIANT ENEMY CRAB

[rluix]

@xlaider HIT ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!

[icarus3375]

i dont know it theyre alaskan king but they feel huge

[Hychapte]

lol on one side they have 3 legs and on the other side 4 legs?!

[joeltanner]

IT'S A MUD CRAB

[Jigsaw765]

giant enemy crab XD

[smirtyfallensword]

yea just fuck with it... lol...

[NamisNinja]

i had one...until i got hungry

[meme54100]

@NamisNinja agreed LOL

[Martinguy12]

@NamisNinja theyre awful for eating lol, locals here by the ocean i live by call them trash crabs cuz they taste awful

[RPL770]

@NamisNinja Your jokes are cliche and boring.....work on em faggot

[NamisNinja]

@RPL770 Who said i was joking o-o

[laserleopard]

@NamisNinja ahhahahahaha dude :D just :D EPIC THUMBS UP! :D

[legosrcool555]

@NamisNinja lol nice

[911SuperGamer]

@NamisNinja same here.... true story.

[razorcrush12]

Crab = spider of the sea

[Idtelos]

bring it over to my house, I'll prepare it a nice hot bath. It is sure to relax in the hot steamy water. ;)

[wowlover113]

i know where these are at i used 2 see them when i went fishing in long island they have no meat =(

[890Flyguy]

where do you buy 1

[UnknOWnstAcKer3021]

holy shit thats huge!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMr92021]

@UnknOWnstAcKer3021 thats what she said

[rockaboyhalla]

EAT IT!

[AirTylerFilms]

where's the tank for it?

[julian52780]

thats no spider crab! thats 7/8ths of one. >:O

[sazer123]

Thats like a king crab

[TroubleLized]

Holy Crab!

[cenizal123]

@TroubleLized

[customlegokarl]

how do you get it

[Rarrin9378]

SHOOT IT!!!!!!!!

[TroubleLized]

LOL!

[mmmmmarcus]

This crab was illegally sold to a market. I see people catching them at the Balboa pier in newport beach. Tasty though.

[Shadykilla]

he wanted to see if it tasted good,

[01713410]

only 7 legz wtf happn

[wonderboy2402]

Take your time eating it.... one leg at a time. >=}

[leonsceco]

if you know anything about crabs you would know that their legs break all the time and grow back.

[InsaneBreakdown]

breakfast :P

milk was sour

[funnyazn1]

damn he must got abused so much

[YouAreWhen]

i can tell that its shitting itself XD

possibly because its missing a leg! =0

[NecrisLoque]

Its missing a leg

that looks delicious