Child Molester Defends Creationism From Dinosaur Attack!

[primatetributista]

Poor little kids...

[TheWayandWordofLife]

ALL true INFORMATION goes back to an INTELLIGENT SENDER- as it's SOURCE. This is the law of INFORMATION. NO true form of INFORMATION, has EVER been produced, from a NON- INTELLIGENT SOURCE. NOT EVER! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE! - DNA, CONTAINS THE MOST CONCENTRATED FORM OF INFORMATION, EVER KNOWN TO MAN!!! NOT EVEN THE MOST COMPLEX AMOUNT OF INFORMATION, CARRIED ON A COMPUTER CHIP/DISC- IS ANYWHERE NEAR AS CONCENTRATED, AS THE COMPLEX AMOUNT OF INFORMATION, HELD WITHIN ONE (1) SINGLE, MICRO-STRAN

[ExtrackterYT]

Asshole with asshole rethoric. I wasn't there when Beethoven wrote magnificent music either... but shucks, do you know: I DO NOT FOR A SECOND DOUBT THAT HE HAS EXISTED! That goes for intelligent scientific work too... get him from the kids!

[wookieiam1]

@ExtrackterYT Yeah get him away from the kids, and instead put two homosexuals in front of the kids and tell them Jimmy has two dads.

[ExtrackterYT]

@wookieiam1 I'm not sure if you agree with me or not. I do not see the problem with two (or one or three...) homosexuals in front of the kids - they sure getting their fair share of heterosexuals. I quite sure that Jimmy knows the sex of his parent(-s).

[Illier1]

(facepalm) I love how the people follow a book made by a bunch of men 2,000 years ago and they call it the word of God. It was made by deciples, by people who had no idea what the concept of science is! If their was a God, I hope he kills off these sorry excuse for human beings for poisoning our future generations.

[wookieiam1]

@Illier1 OH, yeah kill off the people who think and talk differently than you do, and have done you no harm. Except make you feel guilty that you just absolutely hate God.

[Illier1]

@wookieiam1 I don't hate God, I simply do not agree with the Bible. I am a deist, not an atheist. And when men try to defy theories that are supported by the mainstream scientific community they end up hurting the impressionable youth. He is damaging the generation that the future needs by trying to bash ancient logic that no longer is relevant in the modern world.

[wookieiam1]

@Illier1 Well, you are half way there.

[tngw1500se]

Why would anyone let that asshole talk to their children?

[OhNoAliens]

Also I wonder if Ken Ham is a Holocaust denier too.

[OhNoAliens]

And God said, "Have you tried carbon-dating, morans?"

[wookieiam1]

@OhNoAliens It's morons... You misspelled it.

[SANHEDRIN666]

Teaching evolution and censoring creationism is NOT indoctrination, its called education. The whole point of education us to present the facts and knowledge of what we know. presenting stories with no substantiated evidence or facts and passing it off as facts is indoctrination and lying.

[FreeSilio]

This video is a few years old, so those children grow up, since then.

...and now I understand where all that young morons asking the stupid "where you there" question come from! :D

[azrailroader]

The title of this video is a false accusation of the most horrible kind. Evolutionists have pushed for "education" to be absolutely hostile to any other religion besides evolution to be taught to children. Presenting only one side of an argument and censoring the other is called "indoctrination". Evolutionists are guilty of child abuse of the worst kind, not allowing any dissenters to speak without serious character assasination being levied, such as done by the poster.

[gulbirk]

If I was a teacher and a student said ""Where you there"" I would say ""No I wasnt, but thats the dumbest question ever"" and then I would present the evidence.

I would then go on to conclude that, yes, there are stupid questions.

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk So start to present the evidence to me ?

[gulbirk]

@wookieiam1 For evolution. No thank you. I have a 500 letter maximum and you wouldnt even bother to read it. So go allong and claim no one ever presented any evidence ignoring there are thousands of books on the subject. I would reccomend starting at the Oxford Biology book. Evolution is a simple consept that even teenagers can understand.

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk I have had evolutionary theory since I was in junior high school. I got A's in college classifying animals and humans. I know what evolution theory is. However, you guys just hold onto it as if it is absolute fact. That's just being a bit stubborn. The Bible says: " The fool says in his heart there is no God." I can't say in my heart there is no God.

[gulbirk]

@wookieiam1 No, actually I say ""Where is the evidence that there is a God"". But thats not what its even about. Its about evolution not god.

Ok, if you have a superiour understanding of evolution, tell me then, how many tranistional species are there between homo sapiens and our common ancestor with the chimpz?

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk OH, you tell me...

[gulbirk]

@wookieiam1 """"""I have had evolutionary theory since I was in junior high school. I got A's in college classifying animals and humans. I know what evolution theory is""""

Doesnt the bible tell you not to lie?

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk Doesn't the world system you are a part of encourage scientists and the like to make up fallacies so they can get attention and accreditation from fellow peers. You were there in the beginning of time, or the beginning of any age nor has any of the so called evolutionary experts. Yet, you insist they are 100 percent correct. To me they are the liars.

[gulbirk]

@wookieiam1 No one has insisted that we know anything 100%. Only religion does that.

You were the one who told me that you knew so much about evolution, thats why I asked you the question. Obviously, you dont know jack shit about evolution as I predicted in the beginning, which is why you didnt just answer the question.

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk You know, I wrote I have had evolutionary theory since I was in junior high. I did not write I am an expert. I wrote I got an A for classifying animals in biology. Does this make me an expert. And, why are you mad at me. I am the one who is the ignorant foolish animal that is so ignorant as to believe there is a God. I should be pitied, and probably euthanized for not being anything more than a mental useless idiot. After all, I am nothing more than a higher form of monkey.

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk Also, since you aren't anything more than just an evolved animal, then you can be killed as easily for being just an animal. So, maybe you should be shot, and skinned much like Hitler did to the Jews in WW2. You're not worth that much to me after all ... You're just an animal... And I kill animals... think about that.

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk As far as knowing anything 100 percent, it's the belief of the Christian that God is all powerful, and can do anything he says he can. It's the belief of the Atheist, and the Darwinist that man is his own God, and has no accountability to a higher power. Therefore anything goes. Well, I can play that game too...

[gulbirk]

@wookieiam1 You compleatly missed all the points. """You know, I wrote I have had evolutionary theory since I was in junior high"" maybe you should study it on a higher level. I highly doubt that this is the case if you cant even name one of the species between homo sapien (modern human) and our common ancestor with chimpz.

"""You're just an animal... And I kill animals. think about that."" No, you arent asking me to think about. You are asking me to accept objective morality that isnt proven.

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk You know, I had to study it, and I don't remember it all anymore. It doesn't serve my purpose to remember it. It's not my occupation in the sciences to know that stuff. And, at my age, I have forgotten a lot of stuff. So what is up with you? I have a general idea what it's about, and you can't objectively prove we came from apes. There is no missing link, and that is provable. It you that can't comprehend that a whole evolutionary theory was made up from bits and pieces of bones.

[gulbirk]

@wookieiam1 """There is no missing link"" Bs. This is why I asked you to name the transitional species of homos between homo sapien and our common ancestor with the chimp. Since you cant even name one of them, and also state that they dont exist, the amount of evolutionary biology you were taught is pointless. You dont know jack shit. I would reccomend starting reading the Oxford Biology book.

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk was it the neanderthal?

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk "Asshole!" Beyond disagreement over fundamental issues like “What is a valid speciation event?” one fact stands out: neither theory has proved itself above the other in terms of parsimonious explanation of the fossil evidence. The general opinion among researchers seems to go in cycles, supporting OoA, then supporting MRE, then supporting OoA, etc. Currently, we seem to be at a cusp of support for replacement, and there seems top be a shifting in opinion more favorable to continuity.

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk "ASSHOLE!"The Theory of Evolution is not based on scientific research nor is it a fact. The theory of evolution gained recognition before the advent of high powered telescopes and electron microscopes, and, before the science of genetics was well understood. Evolution fails when studied at a level of detail now possible with electron microscopes and other modern technology. The theory is based solely on conjecture and is tantamount to a false religion for unbelievers.

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk Hey, where are the fossils of the "intermediate" Species you say I don't know? HUH?

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk And, if there is no "Objective Morality" then you can be killed just like an animal because who is to say who is right? GET IT ASSHOLE?

[gulbirk]

@wookieiam1 Yes I get it. You are afraid to face reality as it is, so you make up things instead that you find comforting. Its quite normal actually.

""was it the neanderthal?"" You have never, at any point had any understanding what so ever about evolution. Dont pretend anything else, because thats the dumbest suggestion I have heard in a long time. Pluss, there is more then one. Ok, I challenge you. Exactly what new evidence is there that contradicts the theory of evolution?

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk give the link on the internet that shows categorically that Evolution as you believe it to be true is the absolute truth. And, if you think I am afraid of something, that isn't true. My mind is saying this person I am chatting with is just as gullible and stupid as the lowest IQ moron. You are a simpleton to believe that as complicated as the human organism is with all it's cells is something that came about without planning. Planning needs intelligence, and will. You deny this.

[BoredInfidel]

@wookieiam1 I don't know about you, but personally, *I* don't have any inclination to commit murder. Why do we need an invisible space wizard to tell us what to do?

[wookieiam1]

@gulbirk Good, you're an educated fool. 

[fdasherv]

If I was a teacher I'd have no choice but to say, "Fuck those kids," and teach the kids who want to learn. When it comes time to make a living and employers ask about schooling, those kids can say, "I wasn't there." Anyone else for a little social Darwinism?

[fdasherv]

If I was a teacher I'd have no choice but to say, "Fuck those kids," and teach the kids who want to learn. When it comes time to make a living and employers ask about schooling, those kids can say, "I wasn't there."

[fdasherv]

I don't usually comment on personal appearance, but Ham is one creepy looking mother fucker. On looks alone I wouldn't let him near a child.

[Barkeroni]

I see, so everytime someone gets murdered, we have to ask "was anyone here?". If not, then case closed it is insolvable! Great way to teach u fucking moron

[yatter1]

how come this prick isn´t in jail???? for fuck´s sake.

[wearestarstuffsagan]

a judge convicted someone of murder today but WAS HE THERE?!?!?! i call for justice

[00sparkleandshiiine]

bahahahahaha where you there? the child encouraged to ask a question like that should immediately be put in remedial help...and possibly the room where the pyro's and glue eaters are kept

[kraqore79]

Brain washing thats how Reilgion works, he got the kids to repeat his question. "Were you there", this guy is a dickhead

[Cainkane1]

Has this guy been convicted for child molestion?

[gregrutz]

@Cainkane1 Child Molestion? Yes. Watch the video.

[stones26]

i know alot from history books and i wasnt there

[eugeniobb]

send him preach in waziristan

[Nightcat99]

This guy should'nt be allowed to talk to children... He's teaching them to be cheeky to their teachers and is blocking their learning process...

[goofywilly]

Yes ...He LOOKS like a pedophile. O.o

[kaotik1981]

@goofywilly he doesn't just look like...this is child abuse right before your eyes and they don't even know it...leaving the privates out and aiming at the brain directly. This should be illegal.

[Georgiadogs4life]

This guy is a complete utter fool.

Shameful

[SirDavis100]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[debnadaviebna]

Ken Ham ought to be shot dead in front of a crowd

[debnadaviebna]

Have you met god and what tells you that you can trust him

[Fortramnasdaq]

No! Bizarro Lincoln, John Wilkes Booth meant to shoot you!

[noonespecia2007]

Makes me want to vomit. Do I like for you pointing out the abject stupidity, or dislike for the abject stupidity?

[bluemoonrising26]

"This neckbearded trainable will teach your children how to defend themselves against intelligent thought"

LMAO, best video description ever.

[Laylow4now]

Just like a true Communist.

You disagree with him, therefore he should be put in prison.

[TheGameMouse]

Brain Washing in action.

So sad.

[Cytokin]

Wow this is really disturbing. Indoctrination of young kids. This man should be put in jail.

[Cainkane1]

Anybody who doesn't believe in Darwins theories of evolution is an idiot. Theres no life after this one. Get over it.

[OrthodoxDarwinist]

The parents who put their children in the vicinity of this freak should be arrested for child abuse.

[brendan1444]

is this guy in RELIGULOUS ?????

does anyone know ?

he was halfway through, the owner of the creationist museum, who says

"dinosaurs co existed with humans in the bible, we start from the bible, we admit that, have to start from the bible or else parts dont make sence, and if one part of the bible isnt true then we start saying, why cant this part over here be not true, and so on" ...lol he kinda messed himself up at this point in terms

then: "i dont know god, are you god?"

love ya bill <3

[TheMaster734]

hey dickhead, your parents were born eighty years ago. were you there? no you weren't, but you have proof: photos of your parents when they were babies. but do you have proof that those photos were taken when your parents were babies? actually you do, if you take the photos to a lab where they use VERIFIED scientific techniques to date the photos at the time your parents were babies. we know dinosaurs existed because they left photos behind in the form of fossils! btw, stay away from my kids.

[LookHear2011]

I find this "Bible" nonsense so offensive to my faith in Zeus

[ChurchOfKali66619]

@LookHear2011 Ave, Hades, filius!

[Cainkane1]

Those poor little brainwashed kids.

[swingman24]

@Cainkane1 I know, right. People go to school for 12-16 years or longer and they are brainwashed by teachers, professors, and scientists, who insist that something as idiotic and unscientific as evolution is a fact.

[wildreams]

_|_ o.O _|_

Were you there to check if God was there?

[TheMaster734]

@wildreams you know what, I bet god hates this guy's brainwashing crap more that all of us put together

[PowerArmsTeam]

How do you know jesus existed? Were you there? How do you know the bible is holy? Were you there?

How do you know allah or w/e isn't the right prophet as opposed to cheesus? Were you there?

[benniquaid]

That logic makes me want to claw my eyes out

[sihsobhk]

"... God created the Earth" Which God? Allah, Yaweah, Zeus, Poseidon, Odin, Thor, Vishunu, Shiva, C'thulu, The Flying Spaghetti monster? Can anyone prove that one particular God is more true than the rest?

[AbreuvonSchiffunton]

That was VERY disturbing. VERY DISTURBING, at least. It's despicable, and just plain revolting what that criminal is doing. As an atheist teacher, I'm just speechless by the amount of ignorance and intolerance that man is shoving down those children's throats. With the consent of their idiotic parents.

[planetgilbo]

Abraham Lincoln's aged fairly well, to give him his dues.

[padleynj]

What's with the Brillo Pads on his cheeks??

[SierraBravoOneNiner]

To a carnivorous dinosaur, humans would just be perfect - easy to catch, chewy on the outside and crunchy in the middle. If humans and dinosaurs co-existed there'd be no humans now. As an Australian, I'd like to apologise to the world for Ken Ham - we didn't mean it!

[Nikchadd]

What a cock

[Nikchadd]

Ken Hamm

[mistereveready]

Teaching children how to be stupid should be considered a criminal offense. It cripples the children mentally for possibly their entire lives and the rest of society suffers.

[Ghost2743]

+100 cool points for the witty description

[000mgarcia1]

I almost put a gun in my mouth watching this trash, another 10 seconds and I would have killed myself to make it end. I wish dinosaurs had lived with people, maybe this tools ancestors would have been eaten by one of the apex predators and we would have all been spared from this pedo's nonsense.

[jdubbs530]

the answer to everything

Who made cancer?

Who let Hitler rise to power?

Who took down the Twin Towers?

[FitnessExpert]

So when the dinosaurs were walking around with humans, were you there? lol What a dumbass!

[jgrowley3]

So according to his logic if he said Jesus died for my sins I can say were you there? If he says Jesus existed I can say were you there? Who is this moron?

[wolfman49er]

ok children please

he is not a child molester

but a goddamn president

the best one we've got

so be nice

fuck

[samisyosam]

You might try to say the Ken Ham never molested that child... but were you there?

[kungfuwookie]

Was Ham there when god talked to Job?

[Cainkane1]

Is Ken Ham really a child molester? Allowing this jerk to sy things like he did in that idiotic speech of his is a form of child abuse. Those children are being indoctrinated into this anti science creationist bullshit of his.

[TheTramik]

Are you freakin' kidding me... this guy can't be serious.

[RadarKat73080]

I think Ken Ham escaped from the Amish!

[Chiflado21]

"God created the entire universe in 6 days less than 10,000 years ago"

Let me ask you a simple question, Ken Ham: were you there?

[prschuster]

Chiflado, that is such an obvious comeback, I can't believe that Ken Ham hadn't anticipated it when he made this childish argument. So Ken Ham, were you there when God created the world in 6 days?

[devildog061077]

Pwned! the sweet irony of of an argument against the same central argument, circular reasoning at it's best, I can hear the music now "real men of genius.........we salute you Chiflado21"

[bananabebop]

what great world leaders were NOT Christian? adolf hitler?! psh..

[wolfman49er]

it seems though that logic, the one which asks 'where you there?', cuts both ways; so when a christian tells me that God created the heavens and the Earth, should i reply, with the same amount of intended logical force, 'where you there?'. At least there is some science and reasoning to support the old earth number.

[LatumWay]

He's saying that people can't have been there to touch, see, taste, hear or smell dinosaurs. Well I can't touch, see, taste, hear or smell God so fuck you hamster. You look like someone wiped their arse on your face you fucking moron.

[RhythmLove7]

wow! Is that even legal? Poor kids

[TheLateChrisMoore]

This is child abuse, and it sickens me.

[blacksabbathgnr098]

tobbaddol you fail at life.

[satanigatan]

Wait what what whaaaaat?! Did he just say that creationism is bogus? I sure like Abraham Lincoln.

[Solanamaniac]

Well, following that logic, I'll just ask God for the answer to everything. He says the whole world just appeared exactly as it is now 6,000 years ago! He also says that homosexuals are evil! He also says that Jews are the scum of the Earth, and we need to exterminate them to perfect my, er, HIS kingdom!

Your kind of thinking can be used to justify anything. It justified the holocaust, the crusades, and every religious terrorist attack, including 9/11. Were you there for that?

[MonsterMozz]

lmao... what a twunt

[LatumWay]

perfect word for him. I'm going to start using that a lot more often.

[MutatedIguana]

Remember children, always keep your ignorance shields up, to protect you from the harmful intelligence radiation!

[unassumingcactus]

god created the universe and molded adam out of the clay in his own image... "where you there?"

[plasticcanon]

god were there, were you?

[ursa41]

"...and God created the Earth". Oh, yeah? Where YOU THERE??? Schmuck!!!

[dhenniga]

@ursa41 When they say "Are you there?" you should answer:

"Are you asking me if I'm over 65 million years old?" and then follow it up with:

"twat!"

[ursa41]

@dhenniga LOL!!

[satanigatan]

Poor children....

But I weren't there

[munkenmedguran]

WERE YOU THERE?

[nolanvoid25]

Four score and seven years ago, god created earth.

WERE YOU THERE?

[nandro83]

I hope this is way back in time... if it isnt someone should stop him and whats he is doing to those poor children.

[CaptainHJ]

hey its the guy on the penny!

[adirtypoostick]

two words, Fossils bitch.

[gfinockio]

"God" created the earth in 7 days.

WERE YOU THERE?

[wolfman49er]

actually, a closer reading of the text indicates that God created the world, from breath, in 6 days. After that, on the seventh day, she rested.

[kungfuwookie]

@wolfman49er

WERE YOU THHEEEER?

[wolfman49er]

ok well the whole point of my reply was to GOD a she and i hoped to get called on that bait if you will

yes i was there and it was a time where you could go to a restaurant and get your fish cooked all the way through and the martini's were made with an economy of vermouth

i am going to have bad dreams tonight

[wolfman49er]

i left out the word call

call god a she

a woman

she is

from my last post

sorry

[BlaqueF0X]

Flight of the Conchords

[gillman35]

Is that Dwight's brother from The Office?

[SAShinigami]

As a gay Christian Gamer, I agree.

[wolfman49er]

oh hi

i like the manga death note

noticed the word shinigami

i'm a part of the family too

[fatdumbyankee]

what the fuck is that

[monkeypuncher247]

I bet that's what he said to the judge when he was convicted of rape, "were you there?"

[wolf222gang]

judge - "Yes I was there, I'm the one you raped"

[JacksInn]

Yes, in fact, I was there.

[pakakakaka]

wow

[rubbermuck]

he deserves a good kick in the face.

[Denshuu]

looks like someone already did

[EyeofShepard]

"God created the heaven and the earth"

Where you there?

[gamernz]

The bible is based on fact

"were you there?"

[ItsSchug]

The dinosaurs died of AIDS. He was there.

[FunkytheMunky]

Every time I see a video like this, my hate of humanity grows just a little bit. The world could be so great if religious nutbags like this guy weren't alive. (Not saying that all religious people are bad, just the fundies.)

[Sunspot33]

Man invents toothbrush.

"Where you there?"

[EvilGeniusWithGuns]

"God created the heaven and the earth"

Where you there?

[overdriveSandwich]

OK, so suppose a kid raises his hand in class and says "Yo teach, were you there for the dinossaurs, son?" Do you reeeeally think the teacher would allow the kid to continue believing there were no dinosaurs? ...Don't answer that.

[adirtypoostick]

"God created the heaven and the earth"

Where you there?

[wadems]

The blind leading the blind.

[maver1ck89]

a tiny, tiny straw man

[AIDSLOLZ]

Abraham Lincoln has never been the same since he became Australian

[GoldenWoozie]

I weren't there for The Crusades.

GUESS THOSE DIDN'T HAPPEN EITHER!

[Chiefironblood]

Or why dont i ask you. Have you seen god? Where you there when jesus died? . . . stupid fuck... the same thing goes for the shit your teaching... wow... dumb shit.

[gensu3k1]

look at that teacher! He can't handle that perfect question!

[lucienpsinger]

In order to combat scientific evidence that proves your book wrong, teach kids that knowledge is basically impossible. Australian Abe Lincoln, you're an asshole.

[sonicthemonkey]

I lol'd