Mommie Dearest - The Musical!

[Williepe]

The costuming at 1:20 is seriously impressive.

You're so much fun, and so attractive. I love you to death! Randomwritings must be the happiest guy on earth. I want to visit! I've never been to ... England (is that how you say it?).

[LeSaMilano]

I've been in the states for a month and just returned- I see you've been rifling thru the archives! brave soul you! LOL

I have amassed quite a props department - it's become a sport I'm afraid! he he

(pssst- the locals call it 'the UK' lol)

[millie73]

((Lesley)) you are so entertaining :-)

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha - it took over an hour to play the song all the way through! LOL

[LeSaMilano]

ha ha ha would that be LUTWT?

I am definitely NOT a one take wonder! LOL

[fehquig]

You had me laughing uncontrollably through the whole thing... Brava!

[Perroquet51]

For whatever reason, I love this song. I'd like to hear you sing it all the way through. This was hilarious.

[LeSaMilano]

hell, I would have PAID to be able to sing and play it all the way through in one go! hahaha this was about a hour of filming to get one single half-decent take! ROFL

[katymayftw]

You are so awesome, my feather boa is dark pink!

[LeSaMilano]

I have a whole collection. LOL

[8av8today]

Lady, with all due respect.... You are sexy!

[LeSaMilano]

haha well I'll take that! thanks :)

[ItalianStallionette]

God I love you!

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha you had a Lesley marthon today! brave woman! LOL

[Riverman1971]

pure comedy...brilliant. 36 stars, one for each out-take :)

[LeSaMilano]

thanks Rob! shucks - I could have received more stars - these weren't all the takes! LOL

[sweetXblood]

Oh shiz I loved that! :)

[LeSaMilano]

hehehe such a simple song....how could it go so terribly wrong? LOL

[tlg847]

May I say that that was completely frakkin' hilarious?? The takes counter...brilliant!! You're pretty good on that ukulele! Good to see you!

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha - sure, the UKE playing is coming along - but apparently I'm a little short of the processor power needed to remember the lyrics! thanks Tom x

[MotherReiver]

No Mommie Dearest - No wire hangers!!!! Besides, I prefer the plastic ones - muauhahahahaha!!

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha you're a good girl. Mommie might buy you a new party dress. ;)

[charlee2552]

LOL at all the sound effects, esp the woopi cushion, haha. Ya know, I had to go look up the lyrics and I couldn't sing it either! Pretty voice though! Love the brunette wig and pink boa. Clap clap clap...encore.;)

[LeSaMilano]

Funny thing is - I had the lyrics in front of me! LOL That whoopie cushion sound seems popular! hahaha

I never knew brunettes had more fun! :D

[Zumgilda]

Very cute. Love the outakes!

[LeSaMilano]

thanks! I had waay more outtakes than real takes! LOL

[LizBizToo]

arghh none sticking comments!!!!

I said 'after seeing this icon around the tube I was so relieved to see that you really didn't cut your hair'!!!!!!

and if you're like me, I bet you love Halloween, just not the prep time it takes w/the costumes..right?!

Great Bloopers reel, Lesley!!

[LeSaMilano]

You Tube's a bit glitchy at the moment!

hahaha I found a budget wig source in town - easier and cheaper than going to the hairdresser! LOL

Actually have never really been into Halloween- or make up- but strange things happen on YT! xx

[JamieRMaxwell]

Oh how I love this.

What I would give to spend a day hanging out with you! lol

Love the wig and especially love it when it falls off! lol

XO

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha you daredevil!

The wig falling off was a classic moment - the second it happened we wre cracking up and said 'blooper reel!' LOL

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

That was really entertaining :D

[LeSaMilano]

hehe - another day in the life of Lesley!

I see you're having a marathon of my videos and have subscribed. I thank you. :)

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

The pleasure is entirely mine :)

[gypsyfirestorm]

Your videos are always able to put a smile on my face :-)

[LeSaMilano]

Hi Melissa! thanks - I have plenty more outtake reels - maybe a few more smiles! :)

[TamHickey67]

LMAO! That was just hysterical Lesley!

[LeSaMilano]

you should see the outtakes! LOL

[anniehiggy]

Admit it...you would do anotehr 36 just to say "Coochie-Coo."

:)

[LeSaMilano]

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[timido66]

I love out takes. I smiled all of the way through it. I love when the wig came off. Brilliant!

[LeSaMilano]

I edited out the part where I laughed so hard I peed my pants! LOL I think I'll leave that out take OUT! hehehe

[realnutty01]

The things you have to go through for your art lol. This was so Funny. And has made my sunday a big smiling one now lol.

[LeSaMilano]

It's the price we artists suffer. hehehe

I am glad to have shared in your Sunday smile :)

[mom2axa]

That's as funny as the "I'll have a sammich, hold the chicken" bloopers video! hahahaha

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha well that just cracks me up that you remembered that line from one of my videos! How cute you are! xx

[blueclouds4me]

Can ya get any cuter??? I don't think so, but something tells me we shall see you in another get up and POP, yep, you'll be enthralling us as a new & "dahlin" vixen;)

This was way fun!!! AND, congrats on partner;)

Hug Mommie Dearest,

well, she needed it;)

Marylou ^-^

[LeSaMilano]

Oh, I have plenty of get-ups yet so little get up and go! LOL

Thanks Marylou xx

[NaturalTwentyFilms]

Hmmm, 37 takes and there I am hoping there'd be a 38th. I think outtakes are the spice of YouTube life - or at least the garnish - or maybe the little paper umbrellas. Either way, thanks for reminding me to get rid of my wire hangers before mommy gets home.

[LeSaMilano]

Perhaps I should upload the sequel to this one - the outtakes of the outtakes! Not for the faint of heart mind you - there;s some seruis notes bent to a whole new unrecognisable pitch!

Now go clean out your closet young man. :)

[katylied66]

Hilarious out-takes Lesley!!

xx

Dianne

[LeSaMilano]

somehow I have way more outtakes that in-takes! hahaha xx

[Sugartalker]

Another hilarious video Lesley! I was seriously laughing here!

ST

[Sugartalker]

Congratulations on becoming a partner Lesley!

[LeSaMilano]

hence the fart noises! hee hee

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha it was the fart noise, I know it. lol

[PappyStu]

OKAY that was a bit creepy...

I lub ya but cowabunga

[LeSaMilano]

I hope that didn't keep you up last night - you might have re-organised your closet or something! lol

[PappyStu]

well I did fav it so it couldn't have hurt too much eh

[LeSaMilano]

I guess you like creepy!! hahaha xx

[kalacaw]

Screen test? Screen test?! We don't need no stinking screen test. Oops. Different genre. Sorry Lesley. :D

[LeSaMilano]

LOL - But do I get a badge mon? xx

[kalacaw]

No question, and by authority of the late Mr. DeMille. I called him this morning myself. "All right, Mr. DeMille," I said. Yup. That's what I said. :D

[FantasticBabblings]

I do love outtakes. Your Joan looks a bit like a drag queen version of Joan. But that's as it should be. Joan looked like a drag queen version of herself.

[LeSaMilano]

LOL - you're right, only mine was more of a drag queen version of Faye Dunatoomuchplasticsurgey's drag queen version of Joan Crawford's drag queen version of herself. hehehe

[randomwritings]

Darling I have done your ironing but I can't find any of those metal things for hanging up your fancy dress costumes. Can we go to bed now and make music - we need to practice more xxx

[LeSaMilano]

that's what they make dressers for dear.

I promise not to sing coochie coochie xx

[randomwritings]

whatever rocks you boat darling xx

[LeSaMilano]

like the wind in my sails?

[randomwritings]

better than under the duvet x

[DawndeeDALLAS]

I see a little Nora Desmond(played by Carol Burnett) in that wig and boa...hehe HUgs~

[LeSaMilano]

OMG that is one of my favourite Carol Burneet bits- timeless and flawless comedy!

[DawndeeDALLAS]

Yeah you can look it up here on YT. There are a few skits of her...so funny!

[anakin1814]

What about plastic hangers?

This was a joy from beginning to end. Your talents never fail to amaze me! You make me want to go to a thrift shop and find costumes for other characters. Honestly. this is SO inspiring!

xxoxoxoxo

[LeSaMilano]

Plastic is OK - if they match and all face the same way!! You need to expand youur horizons - I mean the blue elf suit is one of my faves but you could accessorize! LOL

Good to hear from you Gary. Have you seen how much your name is floating around You Tube the last few days?

[anakin1814]

Yes I have....It's all a bit odd!!! But it goes to show just why exactly I'm doing all of this! :)

[LeSaMilano]

DUH! xx

[anakin1814]

MMWUAH!!!

[missdivinestalls]

anakin1814: WOODEN WOODEN WOODEN!! NO PLASTIC!!!

[Elaina43]

"oh dear"

Whoo-hoo!!!! Congrats! Ya made it through!

[LeSaMilano]

oh- that. Thanks. If only I could get rid of that autoplay thingy on my channel! Pisses me off everytime I have to check my comments! LOL

[Elaina43]

I keep adding this to my quick-list and it keeps disappearing - I had to link directly from my sub list. Better late than never.

AK! That insert shot scared the crap outta me!

[LeSaMilano]

quick list? link directly from sub list? Greek ! You're speaking Greek!

maybe you need some bengay....LOL

[Elaina43]

heheheheee!

[bugsinrug]

Ha ha haaa! Love it!! hugs, Chris

[LeSaMilano]

thanks Chris! I think I had better try a different tune! LOL

[Bobchai]

I LOVE this! Now I'll have to get caught up on the Mystery Comic series!

[LeSaMilano]

hehe - the Mystery Comic is very interesting stuff - randomwritings takes a serious subject and mixes historical fact with twists of fictional tale and voila! You should check it out :)

[Bobchai]

LeSaMilano:  I certainly will!

[Jervns]

Love the hat at 1:42

[LeSaMilano]

I love hats! That is a flea market special - we have lots of them (markets, not fleas!) around here!

[trillian57]

Koothcie love, kootchie koo...for some reason I have that stuck in my head! HELP! Lesley, did you ever play dress-up this much when you were a little girl? ♥

[LeSaMilano]

sorry about the song burned into your brain - I still have it playing over and over too hahaha.

I NEVER played dress up. I now know what I was missing out on! xx

[dl737]

OMG - that was hysterical - and you have the patience of a saint. I would have destroyed something by the 20th take - LOL.

[LeSaMilano]

I did destroy something! My voice! LOL

[torigirl35]

hey miss lesley...this just confirms that you are my twisted sister...and i love ya girl. you crack me up. i loved you coughing on the cig and it seems that you have a slight problem singing about coochie, lol. as usual, brilliant. ((hugs)) take care. ciao for now.

*tori*

[LeSaMilano]

HIya TorTor! I HATE cigarettes - I smoked for 20 years and quit and am the worst reformed smoker! watching the footage was painful - I smoked that whole cigarette becuase there were so many takes! I gagged for hours! LOL

Love ya!

[alphaba2]

That was great. I'll have to subscribe to this Mystery Comic Series. I did that song once when I was 13 and it was, as Happy Slip's dad says, "DISASTER!" But I knew the words and kept doing the Could she, Could she, Could she coo for you when you couldn't get it out.

[LeSaMilano]

The Mystery Comic is quite unique - he takes a serious subject matter and mixes histirical fact with fiction, mystery and intrigue!

I swear I have that song etched on my brain now. could she woo could she COO! The other song I tried (and failed at) was Mairzy Doats!!

[21stCenturyCat]

ok who's this imposter?! I come here for LeSaMilano!!! ;)

but seriously, I really do need to catch up on a load of the Mystery Comic Series

[LeSaMilano]

My body has been taken over by JOan Crawford's ghost! hehe

[daligoddess2006]

Haha that was so funny.

[LeSaMilano]

it wasn't at the time - it took me hours to get through a 30 secong song !!!LOL

[daligoddess2006]

Yeah, I know. I was in the YouTube Choir's "12 Days of Christmas" video, 2006. I know how hard it is to sing a song all the way through without any mistakes. Plus, they kept changing my lines and the way it was supposed to be sung, all the way through. I was sitting in my apartment singing the same song for like a week. Think of my poor neighbors! Hahahaha. I thought it was hystercal. I was cursing just like you too.LOL =D

[LeSaMilano]

i remember! I think everyone must have had miles of outtakes for that!

We live next door to a funeral parlour - so if the neighbors get mad, I will have truly woken the dead!! LOL

[daligoddess2006]

Hahahahahahaha! Whew, now thats funny...oh wait...do you ever see ghosts? Do strange things happen? You should totally do a video on that!

[LeSaMilano]

I see dead people! LOL

[daligoddess2006]

Exactly. I really do sometimes. hehehe

[whoners]

the 36th time is the charm! hahaha i loved when ya wig flew off... Great video!

[LeSaMilano]

36 was the edited amount - there were MORE! Remind me not to try a song with more than 3 notes! hahaha

[missdivinestalls]

Congradulation on your partnership.

[LeSaMilano]

thank you, although I can honestly say I believe everyone who contributes to this site should be a partner, we're all doing the same thing :)

[Pippilly]

OMG I'll killing myself.. first it was from the laughter and fart!!! Yes I heard the fart!!!!! but now I have a serous Coottchie headache! Yes some collabs are more demanding than others lol

I was thinking about your wig yesterday.. I vant and neeeed one = )

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha I'm just following your lead dear - first naked and then making sure to get my fart vlog in! LOL

[flydarling]

Congratulations I just saw the banner - hoorah that's wonderful. You had me laughing so much with your honks and bleeps and your facial expressions. The wig is great, you look so different. Have to tell you I just had to type to comment - fummyocat and it seemed an appropriate expression. BTW, Joe says yes to 31/05 in London yippee. Cheers, Lesley

[LeSaMilano]

Thanks Lesley :) I think everyone should be a partner that wants to be, but that's another video - and far less fun to edit!

It's weird putting on a wig so different from your own hair style and color - I really did feel like Joan Crawford though!

oh fummyocat! hahaha

OMG must see about this London lark. xx

[flydarling]

It would be so great if we could meet up. Joe is such a star, it's his birthday weekend but he knows how important this is to me so he's said yeah! AndyMooseman is going to try and get there too and Zipster's going. Will have to see who else is going. Love the boa by the way, bet that tickles! ;-) L

[OhCurt]

I have cootchie love on a repeating loop in my brain now.

8-D

[LeSaMilano]

oh babe I think there's an ointment for that ;) hehe

[anakin1814]

Maybe it's because you recently have been Charo-Rolling your friends?

[OhCurt]

"The Looooove Booooat

Sooon we'll be maakeeng anotherrr'ruuhnnnn!"

[LeSaMilano]

hahaaha I just saw this comment LMAO!

[LMorgan1234]

This is hysterical!! Love it!!

L

[LeSaMilano]

ha! I have MILES of outtakes, but I'll wait until Jenny gets over that bronchitis!

[IXGertXI]

I know exactly how you feel.... wait you see... ;) Totally Fab!

[LeSaMilano]

thanks dahlink!

oooh I best go check out your channel- I bet there's a video from Arizona!

[IXGertXI]

did ya watch, did ya watch???

[weeknightingale]

Vondebar darlink!  You look marvelous!

[LeSaMilano]

zank yew! Vee haff our vays! Vell, to tell ze truth vat vee haff is vigs dahlink! hehehe

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehe, I'm pretty sure I've done about that many takes before too. You make a very scary Joan Crawford:) It would be fun to see you bonk RW on the head with your uke and say "No more purple violins!" LOL.

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha I even chucked out a few takes for keeping the vid under 5 minutes ;)

You should see the orchestra instrument storage department at out house now! BONK!! LOL

[nbwulf]

Oh my...that was simply hilarious!!! I will most definitely be humming that tune all day now. Loving the uke! =)

[LeSaMilano]

sorry for implanting the tune. Careful where you sing about coochie though ;)

[MeanBlackDude]

LoL the trials we go through for the sake of YouTube.

[LeSaMilano]

gawd ain't that the truth - I must be addicted BAD to put up the singing OUTTAKES when the good bits are already really crappy! LOL

[MissTruly]

You made laugh, and I have bronchitis, which meant a coughing fit. But it was worth it!

[LeSaMilano]

oh dear! Bronchitis in Spring, how unfair. I'll try and do a serious vlog next ;)

[bartolemeo]

Love it :) thanks for the joy in the videos!

[LeSaMilano]

Hi you! thanks - good to hear from you - hope you are well!

[GreatGig1]

hahaha This was great, Les! LOVED it...:-) Mommie Dearest!! hahaha  xx

[LeSaMilano]

scary how closely I resemble Faye Dunaway in that moment in the film! aughh!

[GreatGig1]

hahaha...yep, the resemblance is frightening, but fun...:-) xx

[VictorTheGr8]

LOL...silly girl! You just kill me!

[LeSaMilano]

Now haven't you died enough around here? ;)

[VictorTheGr8]

There are fine lookin horses here in heaven. :)

[LeSaMilano]

Say hello to Mr. Ed for me ;)

[robertpina99]

LeSaMilano would be hilariously funny in the UK, Trinidad And Tobago or just anywhere. We love what you do, coochi coo.

[LeSaMilano]

boop boopeedoo! I think (per mickmusing's question) a children's party would be a rough crowd though! thank you xx

[mickmusing]

I'm a big fan of #16. Do you do children's parties? You could make a fortune entertaining at gay weddings. Well, maybe not a fortune, but cab fare I'm sure. Alright, now I'm going back for a fifth viewing...

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha I think I might arrive at a children's party, but I'd never make it out alive!

Maybe I sould look into this gay wedding thing, you should see my Ethel Merman Does Disco....might garner cab fare and the tip!

[garypetersjr]

Jeepers Creepers, that was swell!

[LeSaMilano]

oh golly, you sure are tops :)

[Minniver]

you're just the bees knees!

[garypetersjr]

and the cat's pajamas! 23 skidoo! Hotcha!

[Minniver]

oh, you kid!

[LeSaMilano]

and 18 karat! aces!

[garypetersjr]

Hubba-hubba!

[nancyleeould]

AHAHAAAHAAAA!!!! YOU m'dear are adorable!!

You always make me laugh so hard I almost wet my pants.

Great job on the uke!

Love ya~Nancy

Wish I could give more than 5 alloted starts.

YouTube...up the count to 10!!!

[LeSaMilano]

Thanks Nancy! I am LOVING my ukulele - needs lots of work but I'm slowly managing to get a tune out (er...forget the singing!! LOL)

[lolaknows]

You just like to say COOCHIE!

[LeSaMilano]

oh great! you're the coochie coochie coochie coo cop! LOL

COOCHIE

[maiyana45]

Hahahaha dress up is such fun!

That was awesomely humorous and that bob hairstyle is so flattering on you. :)

[LeSaMilano]

I always loathed Halloween, maybe I just had the wrong costumes? hahhaa

thanks - I won't be changing my hairstyle anytime soon- still have the mommie dearest tremors! hahaha

[liz1060]

Ah ... this is why the big stars pre-record and lip sync ... but I guess when you're being paid with booze and sex, all those takes are just foreplay, hmmmmm?

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha I guess that's why I NOT a star! LOL

I would not to sing - the foreplay's enough! hehehe

[Minniver]

You deserved that drink at the end. LOL, I promise Mommy dearest, no wire hangers.

[LeSaMilano]

just watch your rosebushes missy! I am ruthless with the pruning shears! LOL

[TheaterOfMemory]

OMG! you could totally do Edith Piaf in that wig :-)

[LeSaMilano]

I think Edith would enjoy that! LOL ;)

[BradThunder]

Bravo!!! Bravo!!! And I recognized that little squeaky pop at the end! ;)

[LeSaMilano]

*bow* yes folks, we have no bananas - but we do have ..er...champagne ;)

[oneiblind30]

YAY! SHE MADE IT!

[LeSaMilano]

barely! LOL

[PrincessDiana161]

By take 19 I was laughing so hard I had to watch it again!

5 Estrellas!!!

[LeSaMilano]

believe it or not I edited out even more takes! LOL

[mtamorphis]

Thanks for the laugh...OMG!! It is amazing how much you look liked Faye Dunaway in that scene!

[LeSaMilano]

hahaha scared me too!