ComicDatabase: Steve Hughes

[FoxhoundMoses]

AANNNGGGEEEELLL OOOFFF DDEEEAAATTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH

[tricmatt]

Hello? .. its me again..... they're on the telly this time... 5 of them, that's it.

[casper123]

He looks like a Vampire

[TheAnxiousMan]

He's fucking great but he's been doing the exact same set for about 14 years.

[MeanGreenMother123]

Yeeeah YA FREAKS

[MeanGreenMother123]

You were great baby ;)

[tashaeplausin]

I know exactly where my money's going: to this bloke with 3 socks and no shoes. Now it's going to the off-license...

[shoottherunner8008]

I like him nd his comedy but dude not everything is trying to control you >.<

[dzntms144]

15 people woke up with leprosy

[5oodings]

he's great, like a light george carlin

[antitroll890]

I dunno why but when he said "Is there a fence?!....no!" I was in stitches this guy rules

[Dementat]

Saw this guy supporting Reg D Hunter last year, funny as HELL!

[MegaBomb66]

240P common man some people have shit connectiobs

[blaggermouth]

Great !

He was on dave's one night stand last night

He was equally funny.

[jaggavan]

guys fucking ledge

[Sinizor]

" IS YOUR BIKE WET" YEP!! " WELL YOUR ON THE WRONG BIT MATE"

oh man that made me LMAO

[iriejoe]

You know he's going to be good when he walks on stage with Slayer playing..

[Domitov06]

Who saw him support Regi?

[MetalMasterMind666]

Slipknot is alright, but Deicide is better :D

[muffigw]

He looks like an Australian Gaahl

[Garethfeb16]

greatest comedy statment of the last 30 years! steve your a genius......

[jadekillcity]

any body else just air guitar heroing the entrance

[snolge]

I'm irish and the smoking bit was classic

[MorkaGraven]

@snolge Cool story bro

[IronDeth95]

Haha! Steve comes out with Slayer!

[blodstainer]

14 people listen to slipknot

[999cyanide]

@blodstainer Fuck off I listen to Slipknot and I like him you elitist cunt...

[mindsprawl]

Metal heads are smart, lets get together, and not pay more than 10% tax for 5 years and let the banker scum sort there own shit out, seeing as we bailed them out. You know the deal people.

[VixxieRose]

@mindsprawl I'm not a metal head, but I'd like to join in with that , if that's okay? :p

[Doppie0473]

de dumpert idd

[whoepa]

zeker dumpert +1

[silentxnl]

dumpert...



[budel007player]

Dumpert?

[Xboxmad98]

13 people didnt get it

[DreamJ2eaper]

ANGEL OF DEATH

[DaveRelph001]

@DreamJ2eaper Raining Blood.

[7CellarDoors]

I hate that hosts voice... Its exactly the same sound I imagine if a penis could talk would sound like. Imagine him with a shaved head and he looks like it too...

[mcard1d]

Holy shit I never thought I'd see the day when Slayer is played to introduce someone on the Comedy Roadshow! \,,/

[pargaras]

i too am offended by boybands

[echoCodigo]

"Is your bike wet"

"Yeah"

"Well, you're in the wrong bit mate"

[jkman10]

1:14 now it's going where?

[Phildawg190]

In pubs......But we live in pubs. hahahaha

[MrGreco2100]

smart man

[loafbo]

Im Irish and Im offended

NOT

but I am irish ;)

[MrCvarak]

11 ppl woke up with leprosy



[skateboard4zero]

SLAYER AND COMEDY!?

I'M IN LOVE

[Valen7ine]

I paused Maiden to watch this. \m/

[JaackMaate]

Everything this guy says is spot-on.

[pcrvg0808]

S L A Y E R !!!!!!!!!!

[cgexpo]

this guy is fucking hilarious!

[marycockburn1]

this  guy is superb

[TheEhce]

He's a better comedian than he is a drummer, but that's cause I'm not big on Slaughter Lord so I'm biased

[aronp74]

F ing genius. I didn't want to affend anyone!

[hansellius]

@aronp74 I'm actually rather offended. I also, probably, have leprosy. =(

[xMandalorex]

this guy is classic

[tricmatt]

can we still buy ciggarettes.. of course.. where can we smoke em.. nowhere! hahahhahahah frikkin awesome.. but sadly true. hmmm

[nightside242]

Is your bike wet? Well you're on the wrong bit!

[theone0044]

"I'm offended" well, I will defend your right to be offended, but will you FUCKING STOP BOTHERING ME WITH IT?

[CMcCabe84]

But we live in pubs!

[s1xxgod]

10 people were offended

[oxygene65]

I just saw Steve Hughes supporting Reginald D Hunter tonight in Maidstone, Kent, UK. He was fantastic. Really really good, and of course not as toned down as this for the BBC audience. I sensed some late great Bill Hicks in his material, which is always a good thing. Top stuff.

[NoPrehensilizing]

The 9 people who disliked this are clearly in boybands.

[adi87tya]

he looks like Jesus.

[pleford]

This dude rocks! So true, so straight forward, no BS, love it!

[MarkusWhiteus]

Get to see him tomorrow at download festival cant fucking wait!

[Chickenchowname]

This guy is a fucking genius! Can't wait to see him at Bloodstock :D

[cha00halo]

9 people were offended

[CookedIce]

@cha00halo make that 10 people were offended

[downunder211]

@cha00halo +2! lol.

[cha00halo]

@downunder211 lol

[MrMetsakurat]

@cha00halo So good joke, so original and so funny...seriously.

[cha00halo]

@MrMetsakurat so good english so correct so perfect...gotoschool

[MrMetsakurat]

@cha00halo Funny, your english is as bad as mine, but at least i can speak your language. You can only speak one language and still fail at jokes.

I guess thats what you call talent.

[cha00halo]

@MrMetsakurat I can speak french and welsh as well so up yours

[jkt589]

Kind of sucks that he stole his homeless bit from Greg Giraldo.

[crisisofconsciousnes]

Steve Hughes actually knows what is going on in the world, IMF, World Bank, Illegal wars, what the true agenda is.

[Mompy0yeh]

The whole hand sign with pinky and pointer fingers up and thumb out means is originally a sign for love, without the thumb out it's to ward off evil spirits... Nothing at all satanic.

[Quadraxis]

"You were great baby. I made you a pot" XD

[xxxblucoxxx]

I guess most of the Steve Hughes fans are metalheads just like me ?

[pharaohjamie]

@xxxblucoxxx yep



[crisisofconsciousnes]

@xxxblucoxxx as well as people who recognise him for speaking the truth of what is happening in the world

[timmyspwe]

@xxxblucoxxx hell ye man! :P

[01halle]

@xxxblucoxxx No, he's just really funny :D

[JDR81]

@xxxblucoxxx Don't think so, I think he's just genuinely funny.

[McGraczU]

@xxxblucoxxx nah, I'm a rap fan, and I still like Steve Hughes alot

[xxxblucoxxx]

@McGraczU rap ? rap=crap

[McGraczU]

@xxxblucoxxx Yeah, judging like this won't get us anywhere...

I can also say, while we're at this, that all of metal heads are junkies, crackheads, and losers.

Want to continiue with the stereotypes, mr. cat eater?

[xxxblucoxxx]

@McGraczU I like cats =D

[eebsy]

@xxxblucoxxx I doubt it, mate, he's not playing heavy metal. He's just a really funny cool guy, nothing to do with musical tastes.

[xxxblucoxxx]

@eebsy eeeh i'm pretty sure he's a heavy metal drummer and he's got 2 bands one black metal band and one death metal if i'm not wrong XD

[eebsy]

@xxxblucoxxx Aye, but he's not playing heavy metal here, is he? He's just being funny. You don't have to be a metal fan to appreciate his comedy you fucking clown.

[eebsy]

@xxxblucoxxx Aye, but he's not playing heavy metal here is he? He's just being funny. You don't have to be a metal fan to appreciate him.

[xxxblucoxxx]

@eebsy WTF i've never said that u have to be a "metal fan" to like him XD i Just assumed that there were a lot of heavy metal fans that apprecietes him for being a "metalhead" . I myself am just happy to know that there is a comedian out there who likes heavy metal sooooo duuuhh ! XD

[eebsy]

@xxxblucoxxx You're a fucking idiot, that's what you are.

[xxxblucoxxx]

@eebsy i'm sorry if I offended you XD

[Sneeze32]

@xxxblucoxxx Yup, saw him at the comedy tent at Download this year. :D He was awesome. :3

[mickthewack]

@xxxblucoxxx

No us other heads like'im too!

[theunforgiven744]

@xxxblucoxxx i am a metal head and probaly the majority is of his fans

[alangiedrojc]

@xxxblucoxxx  u'll be wrong

[45666Hunter]

@xxxblucoxxx hell yeah :D

[MetalheadAWK]

he kinda looks like Gaahl :P

[bonzimurdok]

@greggmahalo yeah satanists use upside crosses a lot too.....and the pope's one on the back of his fucking throne... go figure

[Hoges1975]

Brilliant. Totally agree with the guy.

[darkfire937]

i saw this an hour ago on tv. this was the only highlight in that comedy roadshow thing

[sasomerkac]

\m/ if you think that his hand sign at the start is satanic, then u're not only a moron, but also uneducated. Try to read a book and research that stuff, before any of you make claims like that.

Also, Hughes is awesome =)

[Deterdjent]

@greggmahalo Nope, Started off as an old superstition to ward off/give the evil eye amongst a number of others, nothing satanic about it really. It's widely used in Italy too. You can even see in the first Godfather film at the beginning when one of the characters uses the sign when the FBI is taking down license plates. Do your research before making baseless claims.

[LiamStroudy09]

@greggmahalo 's n'awt gonna' dissuade me from constantly going |,,| :P.

[LiamStroudy09]

@greggmahalo Seeing as though it's the universal sign for metal?

[HSB342]

@greggmahalo Thumb in yes, thumb out no. Doesn't matter though, the dudes still hilarious.

[HSB342]

@greggmahalo Technically what he did means "love"

[LiamStroudy09]

|,,| Rock on! This dude's epic :)

[benthejrporter]

Hilarious! Thanks!

[technogong]

what a great act!!!!!!! nice one steve!! peace

[23ord]

Kabbala/satanic "hook em horns" hand sign.

Zionist tool.

[MMIIXX]

Truth hurts ...you prick ....hehehehe

mick from sydney

[avalonwitch]

The law against offending people is called a "hate crimes" law.  They pair it with acts that are already illegal.

[MMIIXX]

@avalonwitch i know but killing Palestinians is "self defense " ,go figure !

[naomheanna]

whats the song called?

[MeeganEH83]

Is ya bike wet? LMAO



[jakamneziak]

The crowd were fucking atrocious here. They ere dead to him nay almost pacifistic.

[nadaa246]

awesome standup

[sandjuice2012]

Its almost like he just rocked up pissed from the bar and thought "fuck it, I'll give this a go"

[MMIIXX]

@sandjuice2012 nope its called "stand up" .

[TheMihow]

so gooooood!

[MCtoastertrudell]

This guy is epic funny...And where it's playing Raining Blood!!! in the intro!

[The9thAvenger]

You were great baby,

I've made you a pot.

[peterpokerbox]

bud you have great talent.....give up the comedy and start up your own political movement. I'll be your first vote :-))

[awt00]

gaahl



[karlllewellyn]

steve hughes you GOD!!!



[Tryshaaa]

@Voxson14 He is huge, the world just doesn't know it yet

[rochelle695]

oi call me.. have you landed yet...i still owe you a dinner mate see you soon my beautiful friend.oi put me on the door next gig he he im with the band lol

[Trimmer82]

7 people were offended and now have leprosy

[Gingergiraffe69]

Ahaha 

[padjoi227]

This guy is one of the best. He is going to be huge. So funny!!

[danieltheman1989]

Hahah "In pubs? But we live in pubs!" Hahaha

[STEVEFINNERTY]

the best..! funny guy,,,shit taste in music..

[Grahamf52]

6 people were offended

[killgorebill]

I'm offended

[PhotonicDoctor]

Steve Hughes would make excellent René d'Aramis de Vannes if they were to remake the movie.

[spartanses]

hes clearly listened to richard dawkins about offended

[PureTundraBOI]

Saw Him supporting Reg D. Hunter a few months back, he was awesome

[Testostrone250]

how the fuck! can you dislike this!?

[mikengland1960]

This guy has a very subtle, sharp edge to his comedy . 

[MonkeyThunder5]

Am I the only one who scenes a big influence from Bill Hicks? =]

[acidthunder1988]

haha, he is possibly the best comedian ever, excellent stuff :)

[2frey84]

He's such a legend

[sitonmyfacedarling]

Corporate Shills, nice wording.....love it. Go Steve

[SleptWithUrWife]

Hilarious.

[AnalLuxury]

Funny

[carlxrussell]

steve hughes is fantastic, speaks a tonne of sense aswell :)

[googleisshittoss]

6 assholes who were 'Offended'

[godDIEmanLIVE]

3:34 So true about what he says about being offended nowadays. ---> Religious people being "offended" So true.

[julbrat01]

he's even funnier when your drunk.. *stumbled*

[667devilssneighbour]

...and now its going to the off licence :D

[deniceinspain]

amazing reign in blood intro



[GoodW0lf]

Damn, Michael comes across camp introducing this guy.

[PhotoShopChannel]

@GoodW0lf he is camp :/

[adrianeaglrck]

flat comedy...cause he's such a hipster

[ishopinamsterdam]

i'm also offended by boybands...

[slytherinsheirx]

Nice 'rock on' telephone he's got there! Where can I get one?

[squirreljester2]

I like this guy, he's got a really really smart act that reminds me of Carlin.

[NIGHTMAREuki]

@squirreljester2 reminded me of him too

[MatrixExposed]

@squirreljester2 Exactly. Hes full of truth. Amazing comedian.

[scotthart2]

@squirreljester2 completely agree mate, R.I.P the great George Carlin

[legendlazy]

@squirreljester2 Really? It reminds me of Fosters.

[volopok]

smartest comedian ever

[0Erazoender0]

@wowzer840

Go fuck yourself.

[Kruderinn]

@wowzer840 Raining Blood

[TheEhce]

A heavy metal comedian fuck yeah \m/

[coobynmaley]

Is your bike wet? Well your on the wrong bit mate hahahahaha