The Biggest Noob in Battlefield 2

[TroollllFace]

The Worst Video In Bf2

[stoneyyay]

you sir are fucked. perhaps he was out of ammo, and didnt realise it until he had u down his sights, IN WHICH CASE had he killed you you'd have been called the noob. maybe he thought u were friendly. MAYHBE he was thinking, HEY look at this noob haha bet you i can get away before he shoots me with his pos svd. OH FYI hardscopings a great way to get knifed in teh face!

[T3trap0d]

not sure how I feel about watching an SVD reload in slow motion

[Byson113]

alter du bist so schlecht der typ läuft quer über die straße du hast ne svd und triffst nich einmal alter ich spiel mit SV-98 und zieh den typen noch auf 180 metern OHNE HACKS Headschots

[uProllySuck]

really sorry but please tell me which one is the noob

[95Virgil]

I think he mean himself with " THE BIGGEST N00B" ^^

[USMCinfantry1000]

hardscopr

[markko192]

i hate svd

[yekkanator]

You killed him one time and you call him a noob? I'm guessing you're one of those people who call anyone their winning against a noob and anyone they lose against a "H4x0r".

[BigBob308]

ur fucking dumb. one death and hes the noob? get ur head checked buddy

[animefan1986okay]

Coool music, how's the artist, and what's the name of the song? :)

[Nightmare7454]

retard.there are differences between noobs and newbs.he is newb,a newcomer to game that just joined their first game.they are[generally]allright.we have all been[or are]newbs,noobs are retards that troll game just for fun.and just btw:now drop that svd and go try that with m16 or mp 5.

[27thlegion]

@Nightmare7454 pfft m16 is way too easy to use and he cant use those guns as the MEC can he...

[Nightmare7454]

@27thlegion humph yeah,except m16 has been equipped with the biggest failure in history:burst fire

[27thlegion]

@Nightmare7454 pfft burst fire is great but singleshot is the best... just keep clicking and it shoots with low recoil

[Nightmare7454]

@27thlegion i know, but still, i would be 10 times happier of M16 got that FU.KING full auto.

[JBDUK117]

How his he a noob ?

[TheJindri]

noob?pretty good sniper noob is maybe you :)

[killjou1]

yeah i can also kill evry body wth SVD that means that you are the noob

1 tryit out with M24

[RoyC8492]

Can't even kill a person while you have a semi-auto sniper,what a shame

[Callumw379]

can i say theres a guy lying on floor and you forgot him

[Callumw379]

@Callumw379 

0:51 he move you missed him noob

[buhaha92]

No need for slomotion.. VERY clearly, you are the noob here.. you had 4 bullets and 2 guys. They both lied down, and were not moving, Headshot the guy that seen you and is shooting at you. and then headshot the " noob "..

But no.. sucked just as hard as they did

[darkjoeri]

Dude you fail on aiming why you call him noob maybe its his first game like you wore good at your first game...... so shut it noob;) and stop wasting such videos..

[RoyC8492]

@darkjoeri

My favourite comment.

[manuellcamelo]

Yeah and u are Taliban -.-

[shockwave6211]

who is the noob? well in my opinion the noob is you because your camping spot is in plain sight and can easily be comprimised

[tacticalmarkman2]

.....he is because looks he spammed grenades camped but what made that bad was that he used a fucking claymore so yeah the person you see on the video in first person is him

[BurnOmatic]

who is the music by ?

[Challenger160]

he's the noob? You're the one camping like a little bitch with a sniper... ¬_¬

[AlabamaSoldier]

@Challenger160 To be fair, camping is what snipers are meant to do. You know, since they have no body armor and a poor selection of close-range weapons. I camp all the time and enjoy great success from it.

Although, this guy couldn't have chosen a worse spot to camp from unless he was doing it right next to a flag.

[Nightmare7454]

@AlabamaSoldier you are saying that just because you cant shoot the pistol right[no offense tho].in right use it is deadly weapon,you must just learn not to aim and just do snap shots and run around him.60% you will kill him just because he dont expect the tactic.

[Juanhumildad]

Your the biggest noob in youtube

[lolly166541]

OU Ou Bad Sniper you´ve lost him :)

[LukeBaxter77]

this video lies he is not better than the rest

[topetoBG]

hey idiot this is not the noob game counter strike this is battlefield learn to play or go and play the kids games.

[drakedrago6]

gernade spam much?

[GALGALATZ123]

You so noob thats you can die with GODMOD



[belcijan15second]

I dont get it bro...

[SeeThatitsYou]

DUMB FUCK video creator

[ewokinarmor]

lol it took u a whole clip to kill him

[Kingsta1111]

i have seen bigger noobs

[MegaDaniel256]

Bad sniper-.-

[Biscottobricola]

omg noob learn to aim -.-'

[herbFORreal]

dont get it...

[shotgunrain58]

@MurderDollX92 Strike at Karkand

[MurderdollX92]

map? xD

[FailALot123]

@MurderdollX92

OMG ure not serious r u? xDDDD

[MurderdollX92]

@FailALot123 Never

[MegaSteinmann]

sorry, but nobody was born with a tattoo "Profi" on his face.

[bosc1111]

Spamming, Camping, Bunny and SVD Sniper. LOL. You are the biggest noob.

[legoman253]

you spawn killing NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dragonXak47]

u in fucking hole man him cant look for u fucking ass the noob is u not him!

[thatnameuwant]

WHOA THERE... YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL ME A NOOB! >: (

[JordenDog10]

worst. song. evah.

[manuellcamelo]

Where is Noob ?

[mrdubcrazy]

u spawn rapist you!  And ur crap!

[TheSpotsuck]

i dont know if the noob is you or the other guy, both suck...

[0lionheart]

Ah, the irony of a massive noob trying to call someone a noob. Fail.

[neino36]

CAN YOU IMAGINE IVE ACUALY SEEN THIS GUY XDDDD... or something similar but he did the same thin XD

[xxxoleagstxxxx]

YOU IS A nOOOB

[SPiTFiRExAiRLiNES]

i want 3 minutes of my life back

[MenosGronde]

so many nades...

[ridgedevil09]

your an asshole

[Th3N3bul4]

hahah sniper noob camper <3

[zameliz]

if ur so pro then shoot headshot in that like situations :'D I have seen even worse "real noobs" when I have played bf2 x) in example one guy I sniped came 7 times back to the same spot I sniped him from, thats a "real noob" x)

[13bluejackets]

Wow.

[philipvanr]

How dumb was this ? :-/

[SplatterMack123]

Harllekin is my little brother... no matter hes a noob XD

[omega3504]

ROFL 1:55!

noob at 1:33: "maybe if i lie still enough the hidden sniper won't shoot me..."

noob at 1:54: "oh fuck he notices me" *tries to run away*

just love how the guy thinks

[Alenthas]

not only you're a noob, you have bad taste of music

[FilipePT0o2]

u killed him 1 time and he is a noob? i only see 1 noob and is you :S

[09rotinaJehT]

You're the NOOB!!!

[m3xicanrock3r]

You had to take 3 shots to kill him, so what makes you? :P And he's a noob but ive seen worse xD

[TheLozerPwner]

lol payed for a hour? ur the noob

1st, ur the sniper newb

2nd, u throw random grenades

3th, u couldnt even kill those guys in the bigining

ur the sucker here not him i bed he is about 5 times as good as you

[Septagotius]

@TheLozerPwner umad?

[TheLozerPwner]

@Septagotius nah i just cant watch this

[fireheatrail]

This is the first time i see a video admitting the player/recorder is a giant noob. This video is a fail.

[SirNorwayDaniel]

Who is the noob in this video, You or him?... I guess you

[RPRXR]

I dont get it. how he is a noob?

[Furaxxxxx]

He did not see you, big deal. You sure took your sweet ass time killing him thats for sure.

[Dilo22]

I've seen FAR worse

[lucasBF21]

you not lol men you noob not him you:@

[Giocattolo88]

man you suck ..you can t shoot!

[UploaderWrestling]

@Giocattolo88 show your skills then

[alubriol]

wow - nading, that's original

[HVHgBVhV]

i got bc2 and at mondays im more noob then him.... wat i love playing with C4 in hardcore mode i love blowing my own choppers ihihihihih

[SexualDelirium]

woaaa por guy, i am bad at this game but not that much, that was fucking retarded not noob! The less thing he could do seeing his companion died is moving or runing if you are not good and geting you near the killer to kill him more easily.

[TheSilverMedia]

I didnt understand this video..

[kopaszss]

Fcng spawnkiller.

[BlackBulletBeretta]

I agree with Yabyub... Maybe that guy was lagging? Maybe he has vista and that suckass windows gave him a useless popup? Happens to me once in a while, it really sucks. Anyway clear spawn camping was detected in this video. Not cool man.

[wojak100]

I like ragdoll physics in BF2 :D

[94Kane]

whats the name of the song?

[dirtbiker715]

..... The hell was I watching for?

[tryk0m3]

fuck dis music becos ur not the best.

[timdeowner]

u suck murrat8

[410471]

Fake and Gay spawmkilling in this video dont watch !

[TheStaravatar]

was hast du denn?Dann auch noch namen nennen is ja wohl voll scheiße!

Vieleicht war er neu oder ihm war eben langweilig!

[khmersrey1993]

all i saw was a camper,and you missed on most of your shots.

[grineti5]

im so going to download this :D and im buying bc2 :P

[panchovillaxx7]

codmw2 makes this game looks shity,not buying it!!!!

[Slashfan90210]

@panchovillaxx7 There's about 6 years between this and modern warfare 2. This is actually 10x better online.

[Don0Philippe]

scheiße was soll das

[848disser848]

yes it is a noob but... i"ve seen biggers noob...

[S4rd0n1c]

That guy didn't see you so why should he be a noob? By the way have you ever heard of ''one shot, one kill'' i guess not!! You're a sorry ass for putting this crap on YouTube like that with the guys name and all, trying to make him look bad!! You f*ckin' Ubernoob!!

[abbath1586]

nade spammer :P

[theAssassine1]

terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!1

[theAssassine1]

terrible

[gazzapt]

Why anyone would want to play this totally LAME game is beyond me !!!

[brambodenbraber]

u suck u nadespammer, cant win by just shooting?

[ivanixo]

ok maybe he was a new player or he was reloading cause those lmgs take very long to load...and ur the noob u gay nade spamming camper!

[ermacranger]

Your the noob.  You bunnyhopped. And people that do that just don't know how to play.

[sonicnero44]

ok so who's the noob and why?

[boseefus2142]

nade spam more

[jimothyk]

In your slow motion sequence, you miss the headshot. And you have the audacity to not only called this guy a noob, you actually make a video about it and upload to YouTube.

Dude, that's a noob thing to do. Plus it makes you look like a D!ck.

[GERMANJOE9090]

I complete agree with D0ublezer0, You sir, are the noob. Perhaps he's a new player.

[D0ublezer0x]

you call someone a noob and then nade spam and spawn rape? fuck you.

[maxlegrand1]

noob video

[motto5234]

And one more thing... HACKERS are all bigger noobs.

[Aliver87]

i dont understand that video?

The guy dont see you and?

Where is the problem?

[pornol0cke]

rofl, you're both fucking bad xD

[foroo95]

lol, he wasnt the noob, u was xD

[TheK1ll0]

variablez14 - COD is a gai game it SUX!!

[soccerfootballdr]

@TheK1ll0 no u suck

[TheK1ll0]

@soccerfootballdr noooo u suck if u support the stupid cod that was copied from bf2

[InterntzTrollerinz]

@TheK1ll0 Ya because cod is full of vehicles, large maps, and 4 grenades per class to compensate for the shit accuracy/hit detection.

[TheK1ll0]

@InterntzTrollerinzAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAHAHHAHAHA Nice joke man!!!! cod is full of vehicules AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA best joke i heard, there are totaly no vehicules at cod and its a frkin easy game, u can be apussy unskiled noobtuber and own people 

[0UchihaSlayer0]

@TheK1ll0 Lol, so true

[dragon0ninja]

dont be hating.

[BatteriPakke]

Ehh, so you mean he shall just stand there and get shot by a sniper instead of going to the floor and having greater chance of surviving?

[Yabyub]

Nade spamming, bunny-hopping, spawn-camping noob. Not him.

[tangerine734]

I'm tickled by the nade spammer/spawn camper calling people noobs. Ever heard of the pot that calls the kettle black?

[maxdax55]

has what i see you are the noob and he is just getting fun by shooting his frend like you :p

[TimusOminere]

Spawn Camping = Real noob tactic.

[swedishmans]

@TimusOminere

Haha, public noob

[MrLiamRuss]

I didnt get it. Why is that gye a noob? You'd probably got owned by him before and this video is your payback? ))) What a sorry ass bullshit!

[OmegaNexus1]

Yeah buddy, you are the noob, not him.

Also please change your music in future videos (if you make any) because stupid montage videos suck with heavy metal crap like this.

[lipovi]

1. You hop

2. You spawn camp

He went on the floor trying to figure out where you are. You head shot him and his a noob?

Sorry to burst your bubble but you're a noob!

[swedishmans]

@lipovi

Lol, shut up noob. stupid public noob.

[lipovi]

@swedishmans

Sooo, your life too consists of killing someone at a spawnpoint, thinking how AWESOME player you are although that's the whole tactic you know of??????

That's sad, really, really sad.........

[swedishmans]

@lipovi

Haha, you dont now a shit bout me... look at my fragmovie on my channal, and thats no fucking public. thats agianst pro clans. so shut up your mouth! spawnkilling is a good tactic for your team.

[lipovi]

@swedishmans

Go to =UKA= server and try that tactic there.

[Thurodir]

maybe is coce felt over his keybord and so he didn´t shoot :D

In my opinion you should try the m95 ;)

[f34rd0tc0m]

wer ist hier der noob? spiel mal mit einem richtigen gewehr, nicht mit dem noob teil!

[4kayl3x]

du musst wissen , er hat den noob aus der ich perspektive gespielt ^^

und wollte beweisen dass es leute gibt die scheiße ins internet stellen -.-

[djdj165]

were was the noob?

[Ownedt]

Whahaha what a noob...?

5/5

[PRZEMOhaha]

why the biggest ? -.-

[jarnottbb]

Noob SVD :D

[sismis100]

Hate CAMPERS....

[MallDova]

WHATS THE MUSIC

[Germansoldier100]

Clawfinger - Biggest & The Best

[MallDova]

thx

[dragonlord783]

So you think you're a good sniper? We'll have you meet 1oneshot1onekill, and BTW a REAL sniper doesn't sit only 20-50m away from a flag to shoot someone. Try 500, THEN say the person was a noob when they didn't run.

-{GsG}DragonlordJT0783

[6agenthawk]

you wanna see snipers? have you encountered a WOoKie ever?

[dragonlord783]

Yeah, I've encountered them. We get them in GsG sometimes. Evere encountered {GsG}1oneshot1onekill?

[DaREDrobberZ]

haha dude I know 1oneshot1onekill I met him on the ATF sniperworld server hes a cool guy!

btw this is mech1337 idk if you recognize me

[dragonlord783]

Nope, don't recognize you at all. If you ever see me, know that I'm GsG's official target. =P

[motto5234]

1oneshot1onekill is good player. I have played one time against him. I died too many times.

[PnoyBoi4Ever]

he never said he was a good sniper

[smiffytf]

I don't really see how he's the biggest noob in BF2, its not that big a deal. So he didn't spot you, he doesn't have a scope and wasn't anticipating you.

A bit odd how this event warrants a video on Youtube.

[6agenthawk]

lol no...that guys a noob...he didnt spot him even after he killed his mate...sry, but that qualifies as a NOOB!@! lol

[johenp]

yore all noobs so ho ceers

[Nenolas999]

und wieso is der jezzn noob?

:D

[DarkStrengthfromcz]

Yes its tru but in BF2 it not on who fast im on head it is about who first shoot and kill and with dragunov vs bolt action always win dragunov

[sebhaus84]

ganz ehrlich? den noob den ich da seh der schiesst den andern mit dem svd in die beine, ärsche und innen rücken....und jemand öffentlich zum horst zu machen weil er einen übersehen hat weil er vielleicht stoned oder besoffen war is echt n bissl arm....

[daownaC3C]

i think you should be the noob here... u made this entire vid only to view a player not shooting you for like a split second. and he probably didnt see you anyways cuz of the camo and the dirt that blends in

[jmoussa1987]

stop picking on the poor little kid, he might come back to haunt you

[KingOfFreeWorld]

what does it mean noob???

[kjetil888]

a new player who is dumb :D ofent use as a insault ^^

[UScommando3]

Seen bigger noobs than that, especially those nade spammers.

[DarkStrengthfromcz]

You can't be a noob but you are noob usind semi-auto rifle realy sniper using M24,M95 or L96A1 bolt action sniper rifle.

[datapad]

all depends on the situation man.

long ranges most snipers pick L96, short ranges most people use SVD or type88.

[FelixKirste]

real snipers know how to aim on the head so it doesnt matter which rifle you have, with the semi automatics you just get more kills in a smaller time

[Xz313]

you are the biggest noob becaus you tell somebody a noob