Help Cure Second Chance (Call of Duty: Black Ops Machinima)

[footballplayer1587]

Fuck second chance

[eternalninja0]

Whenever I see a teammate that needs reviving I shoot at them and t-bag them while they are just n00bing out on the ground... Makes me feel better

[TheHunterDani]

1 OFTHE BEST VIDEOS EVER IN COD HISTORY

[SRGPOWANGEps3]

Black ops sucks anyway

[Jellinton]

everytime . . . der still out der please help dem :(

[DANIELCASTILLO1997]

What map was shown in the last clip?

[CoolnessUnlimited]

@DANIELCASTILLO1997 i think you have to pay for this map.

[aksjoe]

This shit made me cry man...

[will98f]

Ha so funny nice vid

[Zenhok12]

.. is a game

[JoeyBug2002]

HILARIOUS

[SuperXPabloX]

I have 1000000000 cod points i dnt use. Maybe that will help end second chance!!!

[Brownie236618]

I'd laugh if someone actually called that number...

[bozwell1232]

I was a Second Chancer, but thanks Help Cure Second Chance 10 cod points a day helped me get up off the ground and buy Hacker, it also helped with money i earned to buy a Motion Sensor and C4 and including my knife i got Hacker Pro to hack enemy equipment and booby trap Care Packages. Now i am no longer a Noob, so i have to say Thankyou for all your support.

[CELTICSkid99]

i will give a billion

[FlyffsxDaiguren]

i was playing and some chick killed me on second chance in search but i didnt know she was there and i send her a message "i bet you can make sandwiches while your on second chance you fucking cunt"

[xXrenaxsXx]

I will give a million

[moetote1]

Eh heh heh so sad

[angrytaco822]

It made me cry and laugh

[coocotothestyle]

it is sooooo inspiring!

[Epsilon12see]

I'm sticking with hacker pro

[xXHaloMaster72Xx]

I gave a noob 10 cod points yesterday and then he bought second chance pro.

[DarkLegoWarrior]

i tried to call 555 noob. i has no life.........

[thegolfmonster]

Honestly y'all? This video was just a damn joke and y'all are bitching about people that bitch about second chance. Get over yourself.

[RockandRolla91]

@thegolfmonster Either way, fuck second chance!

[thehalokillerful]

What's the last lvl were the ice bridge broke?

[HiralShah00]

I've given up playing COD for this reason. If you won't even help out your own team mates don't play multiplayer. Its a perk, there are many perks you choose the one you prefer. And it's not like you can throw grenades or fire an automatic weapons. Glad I play BF3 players know how to play a team based game instead of whining like a little bitch

[arcticfoxproductionz]

@HiralShah00

Too Right

[DCWuzHeRe]

@DCWuzHeRe accidently added the ly ignore it

[DCWuzHeRe]

people who think that second chance is a real problem or think that it is annoying seriously is either lazy or just plain stupid. if you can't kill a downed enemy moving at 1/2 a mile per hour u dont deserve to be bitching about it or playing for that matter. stop being so lazy just because the guy you shot at didn't die . it happens get over it.ly

[bigwormpimpin]

dont you think your the noob if they kill you

for just 5 COD points a day you can sponcer a noob who cant finish the job!

[Jizzualswede]

Its time to take a stand and i don't mean last stand lol

[ProjectAri]

Second chance noobs ;D It is funny to hit that kind of person and when he/she is in second chance state just throw a grenade next to this noob ;D

[Wwe98jko]

569 noobs hahaha

[GerrohTheCommie]

Second Chance: Assuming you are not killed by an explosion, a headshot, a combat knife, a tomahawk, or ballistic knife, you drop to the ground with so little health that a loud bang could kill you. You pull out your handgun, the weakest weapon in the game, while moving so slow a tortoise would slip into a fucking coma watching you.

In addition to this, choosing this perk means you can't use one of the other great green perks

Yeah, totally OP'd

Only bitches bitch about Second Chance.

[MaXXAleXX]

( this comment was removed by SOPA the fags who are gonna shut down YouTube)

[Phoenix86AG]

that was the funniest shit i have seen yet and that perk is so annoying

[ps3crazy23]

wow this is funny

[superscaryclown123]

I called 555-Noob and it didn't work sorry

[thebuzzcutboy]

I would be willing to give a heck of a lot more than 10 COD points

[LiruTheWerewolf1]

I would pay a whole lot of cod points to get them to stop

[naruto5944]

I'll pay 20,000 for them to get marothon

[Stewawe]

i agree with epicwarjunkies

[EpicWarJunkies]

I LOVE IT

[ninjasmokefromnarnia]

ill give you 40,000 cod points and get rid of deathstreaks

[jjoaman]

@ninjasmokefromnarnia GIMME THA MONAY! (buying 2nd chance......) -im using 2nd chance and you have to help me stop. lol. I just need a new gold gun

[MegaGta99]

justin bieber lmao



[MegaGta99]

ill give 100000000000000000000000000000­00,00000000000000000000 points to make tose noobs by another perk

[TheEydin98]

True true

[HexSkillz]

I donated 100,000 cod points and he got a gold WA2000 and draganov....... Dumbass

[123zaxy]

I can live with 10 cod points a day i have over 12000 cp

[gypsyknife]

NOOB

[ChickenMcnuggetman12]

I kinda feel like callin that number...

[Vaughns2Hot4U]

lmao! but we all h8 noobs killin us

[SamWazamTV]

I need to give away 10 cod points a day because I see little faggots using second chance a lot.

[diogocrc1995]

Looooooool

[mariekay23]

XD



[Eogos]

called and it was an actual line for noobs

[NICOBEST132]

thumbs up if you tired to call! lol

[AkBIGTexS]

well at least they aren't dirty spawn trappers, no one is worse than spawn trappers. SYPTOMS OF SOME ONE WHO IS SUFFERING FROM "SPAWN TRAPPERISM" ARE.......

1. Aerogent

2. Insainly high K/D

3. Large party of ones that are usually using same clan tag

4. Extremely gay

5 Talk in a pretend deep voice that seems kind of real but if you listen closly it sounds fake

6. Tend to go to one spot near an enemy spawn every time

7. Thinks they're cool when they aren't

8. Listens 2 J. Bieber and gay porn.

[cartman29123]

@AkBIGTexS Jelly Bro?

[AkBIGTexS]

@cartman29123 of a spawn trapper? HELL no. Why would I be jelly over a bunch of no talent homos when I'm really good at the game. Either way, we need to focus on the biggest problem here, the Second Chance problem.

[Dr5269]

@AkBIGTexS u mad? they arent gay i aint a spawn killer but thats alot you sound like your a kid that agrue about how people play there is no rules its their rigths to spawn kill

[AkBIGTexS]

@Dr5269 no they're pretty gay, and yeah I do argue with how people play, but only people that are gay and play like pussies like spawn trappers. But if you think about it, isnt THIS video argueing about how people play? And no it isnt thier right. They are making the game un fair and in some cases not really letting thier opponents play. And we pay good money for Black Ops, we should be allowed to play, and that does not mean they should be allowed to spawn trap.

[TheMagicstarr]

@AkBIGTexS its ur fault if u get spawn trapped aka ur shit

[AkBIGTexS]

@TheMagicstarr nope, aactaully people who spawn trap are at fault, they are gay and people spawn trap because THEY suck at CoD, I'm good and I get spawned trap by no lifes. and people who get spwn trapped are good because they dont spawn trap.

[TheBeatCODPlayerEver]

i tryed calling it

[BigOliver14]

Sorry to break your heart but shouldnt you be payin more than 10? There are too many ppl using the crap to only support with 10. Shit ill drop half a mil for this bullshit to end.

[kodymacks]

That mw3 guys stupid. It's a perk on black ops not a death streak..

[coolerthanu9]

I am special. I entered 11 cod points.

[AkBIGTexS]

@coolerthanu9 ALL of my CoD points right here, and thats over 9k in CoD points bro.

[Sharkjawsable]

Lols... Help cure thoses second chance noobs please call 555-Noob

[BuStEdPaNdA10]

Lol

[lankeyG]

i love how people bitch about second chance, its an injured guy with a pistol not that hard to beat ffs...

[LeGiTxStOrM]

thumbs up if you thought the 555 noob ad was a real ad and tried closing it

[flyersphan111]

@LeGiTxStOrM LMAO I did.

[mazeman50]

I called. Like if you also called!:).. I really did call tho,

[SammyG987654321]

If u give them 10 CoD points, they'll proborly spend that and some more accululated money to buy Second Chance Pro

[Mw3AdDiCt6969]

if ur bad enough to get death streaks just QUIT

[GWStatic]

Lol stop second chance and then... Everyone deserves a second chance

[ANIOLATORV]

Another reason i play BF3

[Ronnie7X]

@ANIOLATORV there is something similar to second chance in BF3........Derp

[ANIOLATORV]

@Ronnie7X Lol are you talking about REVIVING!!!

that completely different and you cant be reviver untill all the enemys are dead. Also if you want to survive you need to sacrifice using a grenade launcher

[TheNikiex]

who uses that anymore.

[Arppis]

As a perk, it's awful. But dunno about the killstreak, it's ok as the guy died 5 times in a row already.

[SoulCloset]

@Arppis you mean deathstreak, as in mw3.

[Arppis]

@SoulCloset

AH! Yes... D'OH!

>.<

[darklordofkickingass]

so beautiful...

[tehPwnze]

Thumbs up if you actually called!

[DerpsCasts]

Did anyone else try to call the number because i got nothing

[johnreddead]

I'm going to phone it right now

[johnreddead]

Hm I got a idea -:). I need help

[lucaskronenbergen1]

Hey! I got a idea for a class to those guys!

Perk 1: One Man Gangbang

Perk 2: Stoppin Dildo

Perk 3: Pornstar Pro

Primary Weapon: Akimbo Barret

Secondary: G18 Grenadier

Equipment 1: Red Dot Trowing Knife

Equipment 2: EMP Flash

I hope it helped.

[dirtbiker4life155]

They took second chance out:). Now theres last stand:(

[MrPatriotsfan4life]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah­ahhahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­hhhhhhahaha



[DEHUIBIE]

.......so emotional......"crying"

[Chachacobras]

I got here from BrySi...

[shadowdemons117]

LAST STAND NOT EVEN ONCE

[Itachi4489]

Advertisement: Take a Stand, Have a Kitkat

[MrItslouis]

i hate when u get um on last stand then they kill you with python like 2-3 shots

[xXxdarcklightxXx]

@MrGamerstate Hahaha

[pglackobob]

My friend AZ Bandit had this disease it was very serious...;( *cries*

[SqUaWk123456]

@pglackobob I'm so sorry... 

[mrpistheword]

Haker is a waste cuase who can't see a claymore

[hwmiller97]

where do I donate?

[ThatIsScout]

"And help fight the cure"

FAAAIL

[DAVID2000670]

tryyed calling

[Nubzizzle]

Lmao

[F1R3zP0W3R777]

look up my channel guys its going to be running soon!!!!!!!!!

[Kopaka545]

weird

[F1R3zP0W3R777]

@Kopaka545 lololol

[datchamp2011]

Lol thats funny how he's says it

[F1R3zP0W3R777]

@datchamp2011 ikr haha.

[THWDIPFD]

i donated 600 cod point and he just save up for guns that fucking noob

[veto244]

i cried a little because i cant support it. i snapped my black ops disc. fuck black ops on to mw3

[Matrixman2015]

And what would happen if two guys were fighting and both use second chance? Two guys lying on the ground shooting shit at each other?

[Matrixman2015]

Well id use second chance because its better than marathon or ninja and for hacker i dont really use it...disablimg claymores or turrets are hard (espacially if its pointing at you) and so yeah.

[RofIcoptur]

@Matrixman2015 Better than marathon and ninja?! You obviously don't know what the fuck you're talking about

[Matrixman2015]

@RofIcoptur marathon only increses your sprint time and ninja is for my sniper class.

[RidleyPwnsU]

@Matrixman2015 Ninja is an MLG and Search and Destroy Perk, Hacker isnt that useful, Tactical Mask is useful if you go up against teams that spam Tac Grenades, and I use Marathon Pro just so I can keep rushing. Second Chance has no benefits other than having the enemy team calling you a douchebag

[Matrixman2015]

@RidleyPwnsU ninja is a sniper perk and marathon is for people who cant afford a better perk like hacker or tactical mask

[RidleyPwnsU]

@Matrixman2015 Ninja is a good Sniper perk if you are mobile, (like Hutch,) but most "Snipers" are stationary and move up slowly. Marathon is the best perk for Rushing and since Treyarch Maps are usually bigger than Infinity Ward maps it's better than Hacker and Tac Mask.

[iWinTrickz]

CoD is better Reasons: Better Graphics More realism More Games You dont see a halo game being sold out More DLCs More fans The best of players on halo get medals that are worth nothing when they do good and when you get so many kills on CoD u get to use something to help you More gameplay more game modes NAturally awesome

[Karlosnes75]

he said fight the cure retard

[Karlosnes75]

i want to 2ed chance gust to get cod points

[Karlosnes75]

i us hacker

[Karlosnes75]

lol jb

[1000LMFAOfan]

Me: COME ON REVIVE ME!

Friend: No way noob

Me:(Triggers friend)

Title:(Your friend is dieing help him!)

Friend: Oh i thought you were ghoing to recover by yourself!

Me: No dip shit

[M0NK3YKIDJR]

"It's time to take a stand, and I don't mean last-stand!" My favorite quote.

[krakvreten1]

I FUCKIG HATE SECOND CHANS!!!

[OmegaJujin]

you know second chance is part of the game it's not noob if it whas noob i bet they won't put it

on black ops so this actually not true

[RofIcoptur]

@OmegaJujin Do you even know what "noob" means?

[jrawk2010]

i tryed calling that number but it didnt work, so i tryed the operater she thought i was a dum ass when i mentioned 555-NOOB?

[zumbamaster12]

559 people use second chance

[TehBeastDooD]

Hope I'm not the only one who tried to close the 555-NOOB ad.

[bloodsongrr]

@TehBeastDooD ur not

[MrPatriotsfan4life]

@TehBeastDooD i tried to haha

[MrGamerstate]

@TehBeastDooD Yeah... Umm about that. I didnt get a good response for my call......

[switchy505]

@TehBeastDooD I hear you buddy

[TheBeatCODPlayerEver]

@TehBeastDooD ikr

[12xYEARxOLDxTROLL]

help cure black ops

[totaldramailand1]

makes me cry

[soloisdabestdrink]

Whenever my team gets down on second chance I just go over and teabag them :)

[zumbamaster12]

@soloisdabestdrink i do that in zombies

[JordonWins]

I sponsored a second chance, I feel proud that I save 50 noobs lives, everyone sponsor a second chancer then the noobs can get better instead of dieing to a second chancer and wanting to use it after. :D

[LBPisMyGame]

1:08 Ezio!

[zumbamaster12]

559 PEOPLE USE SECOND CHANCE

[doods458]

I sponsored one of these douche bags. I feel good about myself knowing I helped a noob in need :)

[darK3horizoNRising]

Second Chance with an ACOG'd Python... PROOOO!!!

[TheSouLLegacy]

we all hate them fagets using second chance when your on a high killstreak. like about to get a nuke

[ginger082]

thumbs up if you called the number

[MrMasonthebest]

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllll that was funny

[Clayjosh99]

1:08 the guy has ghost and second chance

[RetardedPplZone]

Last Stand is the gayest perk in the freaking world... BF3 FTW!!!

[geek17171]

second chance isnt nooby its just there for fun!

[chuggaalhuigi]

finally some quality shit put out by machinima

[ScottWired]

First COD video I found funny! :D

[Cryptonat]

Nothing about this was funny.

[2muchawesum]

funny

[ProjectAnnihalation]

I thought the helpline was an annoying ad

[CodBeetlezZ13]

LMFAO XD LOL!!!!!

[RaptorQuickscopes]

We don't have that in halo. Just sayin

[puzzledgamer346]

That was beautiful man!

[puzzledgamer346]

That was beautiful man! Almost made me cry!

[Pwninator84]

Umm, why don't we pay 10 cod points a day to support the people that just need to shut the hell up and stop complaining about overpowered guns or noob perks or whatever. They're in the game for people to use.

[dogan839]

omg nooooob i use This Perk evry time

Use this perk nOWW

[xXJAK3D0ggXx]

@xXj@K3DoGGXx

[joshuabenfarrell]

so do you like final stand cuz you didnt say anything about that

[MdNtNightmare]

@joshuabenfarrell ITS THE SAME THING SO SHUT UP YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT CHILD.

[sonic2471]

sorry i already donated to noob tubers

[adamporcho]

I donated 150 to thos pusses

[InfoFrYou]

They deserve an ass kicking

[PWNZOR671]

I'm a second chance guy cause I hate ppl who run around with over powers guns

[jaybird200001]

Donated a bitch 10 cod points last night

[Krazycubanxtroll]

Transcribe audio: Find a diffrent perk, something like actor or nature...



[Vikefan100]

i cried...