I am a old man I grew up watching star trek and I did not like star trek the next generation, ds9 was ok and I did not like voyager I did like enterprise but this was GENE RODDENBERRY dream an that the way he would have like it but this jj Adams really piss me off he turn the star trek world upside down an rape it , now I know there people who like it that fine but there a old saying IF IT NOT BROKEN DON’T FIX IT
@loner1878 Star Trek(XI aka09) in 400 characters or less...Bad guy comes from the future seeking revenge on events that have not happened. Hoodlum Kirk gets on board the enterprise. Vulcans say: “We have no emotions...You Humans are STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!” Punk ass Kirk gets command by fighting with superior officers and forcing them to obey him. Kirk's ill conceived plan to defeat the bad guy miraculously works and everyone forgets his uncouth behavior and gives him command of their flag ship.
This movie sucked no if's and's or but's. Bad acting, bad story, 2 dimensional villain, a criminal for a hero, unbelievable science and coincidences, and LENS-FLARES. It was different but then so is a poo sandwich.
@frank12364 Nothing if you like wearing sun glasses when watching a movie, and/or risk losing your eye sight from cornea damage. Most movies have lens flares on occasion but this one has them from the second it begins till the end of the credits; this could most defiantly damage your eye, not to mention you can’t see the actor’s faces or the action in the movie.
that's the problem of this movie, if it was just some guys fighting in space i'd be alright with it, it's a movie for guys like you, that have no idea about star trek, so why even name it star trek, becouse it's just a lot of cgi and cliches, same for the transformers movies, pick a random next generation episode and this movie just doesn't hold up
"that's the problem of this movie, if it was just some guys fighting in space i'd be alright with it, it's a movie for guys like you, that have no idea about star trek,"
That doesn't quite make sense. Why does it have to made specifically for the fans? That's the type of mentality that will cause a franchise to fail (see "Enterprise.")
Not specifically for the fans, but not go down the TNG Movie line, as in don't relate anything, give main characters completely unmatched personalities and pack the whole movie with mindless action and flashy special effects. My point was that it's a dumbed down flick that you watch having 2 hours to waste and forget the second you leave the cinema. THIS is the sort of thing that ruins a franchise.
@mrsoultwister "My point was that it's a dumbed down flick that you watch having 2 hours to waste and forget the second you leave the cinema. THIS is the sort of thing that ruins a franchise"
Except that didn't happen. The moment people left the theater they wanted more, thus why it maintained momentum for a long time, and still has it with DVD sales nearing the 10 million unit mark. Thus, the franchise isn't being "ruined" by this film.
hey crotch holding guy, welcome to the trekverse, you'd be amazed what they can do to make actors unrecognizeable! The makeup and prostetics is half the fun! (i'm a huge trekkie that has the "aliens and artifacts" book that talks about how they did/do the makeup and props)....
Star Trek never has been anything more then the relationship between Kirk, Spock and McCoy. If they're using the best CG or cardboard cutouts, it's always been those three that we were watching. If you're looking for something else, maybe you belong in a Galaxy, Far, Far Away..., as for me..., I'm ready to watch and see some old friends grow up once again, for the first time.
greatest movie i have ever seen, and i dont really like movies that much, so thats saying something.
for all those people who where bitching that it wasnt close to the show....its a movie..come on. they are the same people who try and see how star WARS relates to mythology on the history channel. oy!
This Movie was awesome but really its ment for a younger audience. Wouldn't have thought an hardcore fan would like because its completely different to the original star trek this has more of a actionbased feel to it.
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It 's not that Trekkies hate the movie; anybody with any sense of taste and value hate the movie. The new Star Trek flick sucked as a movie. It played like a cliche of bad directing, acting , script writing etc. All the pretty little lights and sound effects could not help lift a production such as this from its low rank turd status. As crowded as the "I- have-no standards-whatsoever" bandwagon is, there is evidently room for more. Watch it again, will you...preferably after getting your GED.
The new Star Trek is probably the best there is (there ARE Trekkies who don't agree). The new Kirk was awesome, much easier to take seriously. Spock was also awesome. McCoy... classic, but since when is that a bad thing, seriously?
Yes, I HAVE seen the original, and in my opinion it was good, for its time and ours. But this is way better. Trek is starting to open up a frickin' galaxy-sized can of Whoop-Ass.
Me being an ex-trekkie... (discovered women) I loved that movie but alot of the hardcore trekkies didn't like it. "Wha Wha alternate time line. Wha Wha" GET OVER IT!!! Here's 50 bucks go get a hooker. Closest thing to love they will EVER get!
This movie was fantastic, the emotional opening was terrific. I felt that this new movie really opened the doors to give the genre and franchise a whole new kickstart.
I thought Simon Pegg was pathetic as Scotty, he didnt Look, Talk or Act like Scotty in any way at all. Everyone goes on about Quinto being just like Spock, but I think Karl Urban was outstanding as McCoy, he spoke and sounded a lot like classic Bones, and even has his features a little bit, aside from build. And you can all give me some minus votes If you cant take a bit of criticism.
Yeah well, this is "YouTube," I expected them, just had to say what I thought. its funny but most comments that actually blatantly insult a thing, usually get spammed, those that have even a bit of a point, get this treatment. Funny cus, Im not even a Trekke, but do admire the original series. You right bout Pegg, totally undramatic.
Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, but I for one appreciated that Scotty actually sounded like an actual Scotsman, rather than a Canadian trying to sound like one. Simon Pegg's accent was absolutely perfect, and I really enjoyed the way he made the part his own.
Pegg was one of the best things about the movie. Pretty much the reason I wanted to see it in the first place (as a Trek fan, most of the previews scared me). Not nearly enough Scottie in the movie.
I think one of my friends said it best: Karl Urban owned the movie until Simon Pegg stole it out from under him. =)
And I'm a Trekkie (that's Trekkie, not Trekker, thank you) too, but the previews actually had me just giddy, since I've thought ST needed to be rebooted for at least the past 10 years or so.
I love how you stopped mid-review and said hello to a few friends :D. Funny review. I loved the movie too. I was never really a 'trekkie' before this movie either. I had seen a few of them but after the new movie I was soooo into it lol. Epic is the perfect word for it. XD
I'm not complaning on the sex or the action it self. just that in this movie it is pointles. It has no barring on the so cald plot. Just like all those months of casting and stunt planning and special effects just to have a kid yell out "My name is James Tyberius Kirk!" Pointless considering that is the only time you see the kid. Pointles concidering Kirk gets in to a bar fight just a bit after that scene. It is a BAD MOVIE.
People who say all the action and sexual innuendo somehow 'violated' the spirit of 'real' Star Trek really need to go watch a few of the original episodes. The show was loaded down with both.
No kidding. The original had enough sex, eye candy and violence for any three episodes of today's supposedly "wild" shows.
I think the gripers that the movie isn't "deep" are actually people who watched the heavy-handed and preachy Next Gen, Voyager, et al. and THINK that's how the original was.
But one thing the original makers understood was entertain first, foremost and absolutely; and work in any messages around that. Not the other way around.
I hate to break it to you, but I LOVED the movie have been a Star Trek fan for (showing my age) about 32 years, since I was a kid watching TOS reruns in the 1970s.
This review is bitchin! xD and Star Trek is the greatest movie EVER made in the history of all movies! Spock is STILL my favorite one of all of them n_n and the guy who played him in this movie did an awesome job =) This movie is like my heroine <333333
the only reason i saw this is to get out of the house cause my step dad is a old Trekkie! lol and i loved it my friend;s mom knows zac quintos mom idk thats what her mom said and my fav part waz the bar part lolbut cap kirk is hot!!
Bana was great as Nero, I especially liked how used a low key type voice. I especially like his introductions to Pike, he just said, hmmm hi Chris I'm Nero, like you were meeting someone at dinner. I like that they still have sandwiches in the future, cause if I go back to the future, I really am going to want a sandwich when I get there. Grilled Andosian is good also but you have to grill it till its just the right shade of blue. One last thing, GREEN CHICKS, yeah baby!
ErickWithNoK I completely agree, every time that midget alien came on screen I almost wet myself. "epic" was the first thing that came out of my mouth after watching it.
epic is definately a very good word to describe this movie with!!!!!! I also like the terms: Bitchin, stellar, fantastical, geekalicious, trekafied, super, and PERFECT BEYOND COMPREHENSION. n_n
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At the risk of offending all the twenty-somethings out there who loved this movie: You don't get it. It was just wrong on so many levels I can't even begin to count. Too short a forum here to truly get to the meat of it, so I'll just add this: Abrams, you should have stuck to "Lost".
Yeah, I saw Star Trek, and I TOTALLY agree with u guys. My mom was is a total Trekkie (or whatever), and she loved it. And I have only see like clips of Star Trek, and not even the original the Next Generation ones, and I knew nothing about it except Spock was an alien (cuz of the ears) and just thought it was really good. Non-stop action, and funny. A+. Anybody who hasn't should totally go see it!!!
Lol.. I love your friends. Theyre hilarious. xD Aaannnyyyways... Yeah, I went to see Star Trek the day it came out, and OMG. Okay, I was a little, itty bitty, TEENY bit of a trekkie before the movie, because my dad used to watch it like, ALL the time, and I would always watch it with him as that being our time we spend together. But yeah, anyways. Again. The movie blew my mind. Zachary Quinto was freakin amazing, and Chris Pine really made an impression on me. Kudos to Star Trek! :D
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Crappy Film that was not true to to Cannon The Original Series Sorry But Neither Vulcan nor Romulus are destroyed Because 500 years later Both Romulus and Vulcan Help defeat the Dominion in the Dominion wars
If you actually watch the film, you would know the movie is intentionally different, as it is based on the idea that an alternate reality is formed because of an interfering force from the future.
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anyway i thought that the movie was fantastic. zachary quinto(spock) was my favorite. my other fav was chris pine(kirk). i never watched it and i thought it was amazing.
Only problem with the plot - my sister doesn't understand consepts of time travel. If you don't get Dr Who time travel you might need someone to spend half an hour explaining it to you lol...
For the part you said about people shitting their pants when Leonard Nimoy came out. I like screamed, and I was clapping and everyone in the theater cheered! But if you have seen the original series...the movie makes 100% more sense : ) (i'm a trekkie)
am i the only one who thought the movie was incredibly boring? i'm not a "trekkie" either but i actually fell asleep during the first fifteen minutes of the film.
i'm not against star trek or anything, but i just thought it was boring and not the best movie i've ever seen.
Yes, there are a LOT of similarities to the show in a general... "feel" to the movie. It's also very different at the same time. The fight scenes are excellent but also "feel" Treky.
I loved this moviee...i just wnted to wthc some muvie which was defintely now X-Men origins..nd i wtched it in IMAX..AMAZINGG
yure reviews are soo goodd..nd truee..lyk honetli i thought of the same thing about the "you dint know anything about the series to wthc this" part =D
If u r reading this, then u will find a dead bloody body hanging in ur closet. U will be haunted and killed by her. to stop it posti this to 6 other videos ina day
lol just one compliment: i bet that those of you that saw the new movie also saw JJ Abrams's Enteprise in action lol :D im sure ur all impressed with Abrams's Enteprise as you all would have been with Gabe's.
Old treker here. Movie surprised me...was great....pick the perfect peeps for the characters....cant wait for the second movie to come out....... Chris pine is the BOMB!!
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i just saw it and it was amazing! i'm wasnt a "trekkie" before i saw this movie but i have to admit that its awesome...i agree the midget is hilarious and i was literally yelling NOooo when spock was flying towards the bad guys...in a nutshell the movie was amazing, i recommend it to everybody...
haha omg i luvvedd it!! this is coming from a twelve year old girl who knew nothiing about star trek!! i agree it was easy to understand... sometimes i was a little lost but they always explained it in the end... it was intense but they lighten it up a little bit with there jokes and stuff
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This is pretty funny...when it started i was like oh god dumb young kids...then by the end i was like..entertaining..smart. and honest. good job guys
darkestdays11 3 months ago
I am a old man I grew up watching star trek and I did not like star trek the next generation, ds9 was ok and I did not like voyager I did like enterprise but this was GENE RODDENBERRY dream an that the way he would have like it but this jj Adams really piss me off he turn the star trek world upside down an rape it , now I know there people who like it that fine but there a old saying IF IT NOT BROKEN DON’T FIX IT
cronvish 7 months ago 3
trek follower but not fanatic..
i thought it was good, some small parts dint look that well done ,
but overal it was good
just spock falling in love? bad move...it turned him in to regular crewmember,
instead of the misterious closed off guy he has always been known to been.
But again , besides that good movie
SkampeX 7 months ago
Midget! .. With the FACE!!! lols Xx
Digitalismuk 8 months ago
@loner1878 Star Trek(XI aka09) in 400 characters or less...Bad guy comes from the future seeking revenge on events that have not happened. Hoodlum Kirk gets on board the enterprise. Vulcans say: “We have no emotions...You Humans are STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!” Punk ass Kirk gets command by fighting with superior officers and forcing them to obey him. Kirk's ill conceived plan to defeat the bad guy miraculously works and everyone forgets his uncouth behavior and gives him command of their flag ship.
Trekfreek 9 months ago 3
Fuck JJ Abrams and this new generation of brain dead pricks.
Uberdude25 9 months ago
U guys R really silly. Your review was more of fun than a shredding of a movie.
warmerup 1 year ago
This movie sucked no if's and's or but's. Bad acting, bad story, 2 dimensional villain, a criminal for a hero, unbelievable science and coincidences, and LENS-FLARES. It was different but then so is a poo sandwich.
Trekfreek 1 year ago 6
@Trekfreek. Youre here too? I see U never liked that movie at all. Well we all have different taste buds dont we
warmerup 1 year ago
@Trekfreek whats wrong with lenseflares??
frank12364 11 months ago
@frank12364 Nothing if you like wearing sun glasses when watching a movie, and/or risk losing your eye sight from cornea damage. Most movies have lens flares on occasion but this one has them from the second it begins till the end of the credits; this could most defiantly damage your eye, not to mention you can’t see the actor’s faces or the action in the movie.
Trekfreek 11 months ago 4
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how dare you use the name of the lord in vain???
Rueffilicious 1 year ago
Same here bro, I never liked StarTrek the show or the movies until I gave this movie a chance and boy, this movie is the best StarTrek ever.
fatsotomuscles 1 year ago
yeah i had never really seen the show and i went to see it and i thought it was great!
Weezing336 1 year ago
that's the problem of this movie, if it was just some guys fighting in space i'd be alright with it, it's a movie for guys like you, that have no idea about star trek, so why even name it star trek, becouse it's just a lot of cgi and cliches, same for the transformers movies, pick a random next generation episode and this movie just doesn't hold up
mrsoultwister 2 years ago
"that's the problem of this movie, if it was just some guys fighting in space i'd be alright with it, it's a movie for guys like you, that have no idea about star trek,"
That doesn't quite make sense. Why does it have to made specifically for the fans? That's the type of mentality that will cause a franchise to fail (see "Enterprise.")
Zenutheduck 1 year ago
Not specifically for the fans, but not go down the TNG Movie line, as in don't relate anything, give main characters completely unmatched personalities and pack the whole movie with mindless action and flashy special effects. My point was that it's a dumbed down flick that you watch having 2 hours to waste and forget the second you leave the cinema. THIS is the sort of thing that ruins a franchise.
mrsoultwister 1 year ago
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@mrsoultwister "My point was that it's a dumbed down flick that you watch having 2 hours to waste and forget the second you leave the cinema. THIS is the sort of thing that ruins a franchise"
Except that didn't happen. The moment people left the theater they wanted more, thus why it maintained momentum for a long time, and still has it with DVD sales nearing the 10 million unit mark. Thus, the franchise isn't being "ruined" by this film.
Zenutheduck 1 year ago
hey crotch holding guy, welcome to the trekverse, you'd be amazed what they can do to make actors unrecognizeable! The makeup and prostetics is half the fun! (i'm a huge trekkie that has the "aliens and artifacts" book that talks about how they did/do the makeup and props)....
orlendatube 2 years ago
Star Trek never has been anything more then the relationship between Kirk, Spock and McCoy. If they're using the best CG or cardboard cutouts, it's always been those three that we were watching. If you're looking for something else, maybe you belong in a Galaxy, Far, Far Away..., as for me..., I'm ready to watch and see some old friends grow up once again, for the first time.
NGTmodels 2 years ago
greatest movie i have ever seen, and i dont really like movies that much, so thats saying something.
for all those people who where bitching that it wasnt close to the show....its a movie..come on. they are the same people who try and see how star WARS relates to mythology on the history channel. oy!
hinduw 2 years ago
Epic movie.
Futureelectric 2 years ago
The premise made no sense whatsoever...
Kiwifrank 2 years ago
This Movie was awesome but really its ment for a younger audience. Wouldn't have thought an hardcore fan would like because its completely different to the original star trek this has more of a actionbased feel to it.
JCL0851 2 years ago
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THIS MOVIE FUCKING SUCKED. PERIOD.
DanielJustinLeBlanc 2 years ago
lol I loved he movie.
carwyncossac4 2 years ago 2
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It 's not that Trekkies hate the movie; anybody with any sense of taste and value hate the movie. The new Star Trek flick sucked as a movie. It played like a cliche of bad directing, acting , script writing etc. All the pretty little lights and sound effects could not help lift a production such as this from its low rank turd status. As crowded as the "I- have-no standards-whatsoever" bandwagon is, there is evidently room for more. Watch it again, will you...preferably after getting your GED.
bigmandrel 2 years ago
^^ The desperate naysayer fail train keeps rolling.
Zenutheduck 2 years ago
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movie was awful.....true fans of star trek shouldn't call themselves fans if they like this movie....
LohanorDuff 2 years ago
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The new Star Trek is probably the best there is (there ARE Trekkies who don't agree). The new Kirk was awesome, much easier to take seriously. Spock was also awesome. McCoy... classic, but since when is that a bad thing, seriously?
Yes, I HAVE seen the original, and in my opinion it was good, for its time and ours. But this is way better. Trek is starting to open up a frickin' galaxy-sized can of Whoop-Ass.
smbcomix 2 years ago 10
@smbcomix
JJ Abrams set out to make non-fans Trekkies
Mission Accomplished
For me at least
ilovepanslabyrinth 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah IM FANTASTIC!
jonasgirl555 2 years ago
I saw it about 1 week after it came out and prob the 3rd best movie I have ever seen. Everything was great. Acting, special effects, all of that
DragonLord978 2 years ago 2
Me being an ex-trekkie... (discovered women) I loved that movie but alot of the hardcore trekkies didn't like it. "Wha Wha alternate time line. Wha Wha" GET OVER IT!!! Here's 50 bucks go get a hooker. Closest thing to love they will EVER get!
09PatsFan 2 years ago 3
lol soo true im more of a star wars fan and think people who like star trek are idiets but i still think the movie was amazing
joshsorgota 2 years ago
lmao, random girl?
BooBaaLoo2 2 years ago
Hahaha, 1:30,
The guy in the middle:HEY!!
left: HEY!!!,
right: HE-EY..
Ahaha lol, he sounds like Barny from the Simpsons.
rustygates 2 years ago 3
whats a great movie!
KatysShenanigans 2 years ago
This movie was fantastic, the emotional opening was terrific. I felt that this new movie really opened the doors to give the genre and franchise a whole new kickstart.
darksoulvamp 2 years ago
your so short! lmafo!
bohemianblueeyes7 2 years ago
I thought Simon Pegg was pathetic as Scotty, he didnt Look, Talk or Act like Scotty in any way at all. Everyone goes on about Quinto being just like Spock, but I think Karl Urban was outstanding as McCoy, he spoke and sounded a lot like classic Bones, and even has his features a little bit, aside from build. And you can all give me some minus votes If you cant take a bit of criticism.
RaikenXion 2 years ago
You don't deserve those minus votes...
I've never watched TOS, but somehow i find Simon Pegg too undramatic.
SouthernRiprey 2 years ago
Yeah well, this is "YouTube," I expected them, just had to say what I thought. its funny but most comments that actually blatantly insult a thing, usually get spammed, those that have even a bit of a point, get this treatment. Funny cus, Im not even a Trekke, but do admire the original series. You right bout Pegg, totally undramatic.
RaikenXion 2 years ago
Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, but I for one appreciated that Scotty actually sounded like an actual Scotsman, rather than a Canadian trying to sound like one. Simon Pegg's accent was absolutely perfect, and I really enjoyed the way he made the part his own.
bekkers29 2 years ago
@bekkers29
Pegg was one of the best things about the movie. Pretty much the reason I wanted to see it in the first place (as a Trek fan, most of the previews scared me). Not nearly enough Scottie in the movie.
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sanityisrelative 2 years ago
I think one of my friends said it best: Karl Urban owned the movie until Simon Pegg stole it out from under him. =)
And I'm a Trekkie (that's Trekkie, not Trekker, thank you) too, but the previews actually had me just giddy, since I've thought ST needed to be rebooted for at least the past 10 years or so.
bekkers29 2 years ago
You yourself said it, everyones entitled to they're own opinion.
RaikenXion 2 years ago
I love how you stopped mid-review and said hello to a few friends :D. Funny review. I loved the movie too. I was never really a 'trekkie' before this movie either. I had seen a few of them but after the new movie I was soooo into it lol. Epic is the perfect word for it. XD
PantherMistress88 2 years ago
I'm not complaning on the sex or the action it self. just that in this movie it is pointles. It has no barring on the so cald plot. Just like all those months of casting and stunt planning and special effects just to have a kid yell out "My name is James Tyberius Kirk!" Pointless considering that is the only time you see the kid. Pointles concidering Kirk gets in to a bar fight just a bit after that scene. It is a BAD MOVIE.
BondFreek 2 years ago
So right man, " none of us are trekkies" ses it all really..
premonitions111 2 years ago
Dude, your reviews are awesome !
Jagh55 2 years ago
U have not had to watch the tv series to get it
scottbdman 2 years ago
LOL
wowowowowowowowow OH FML DAMMIT!
lolol
sm3rfer 2 years ago
"HEY!.....HEY!!!......HE-EYYY" HAHAHAHAHHAH sooo funny! hahahahhha
CallOfDuty4Fr3ak 2 years ago 2
That part was so freaking funny. haha
composer321 2 years ago
ROFL i knw! haha
CallOfDuty4Fr3ak 2 years ago
lol ok who say flmao really says it
natwolffandalexlover 2 years ago
the only people that loved this movie are people that don't watch Trek. Congrats to Abrams for turning Trek into the Bose of Scifi.
Audioholics 2 years ago
Oh please, my mom loves star trek and she loved this movie. I was raised on Star Trek, I loved it.
Tsukichan123 2 years ago
People who say all the action and sexual innuendo somehow 'violated' the spirit of 'real' Star Trek really need to go watch a few of the original episodes. The show was loaded down with both.
ConnorTiernan 2 years ago
I know right? I love how so many things used to get past the censors.
Tsukichan123 2 years ago
No kidding. The original had enough sex, eye candy and violence for any three episodes of today's supposedly "wild" shows.
I think the gripers that the movie isn't "deep" are actually people who watched the heavy-handed and preachy Next Gen, Voyager, et al. and THINK that's how the original was.
But one thing the original makers understood was entertain first, foremost and absolutely; and work in any messages around that. Not the other way around.
ConnorTiernan 2 years ago
Funny as Trekkies loved this movie too. Anything else you wish to get wrong?
Zenutheduck 2 years ago
I hate to break it to you, but I LOVED the movie have been a Star Trek fan for (showing my age) about 32 years, since I was a kid watching TOS reruns in the 1970s.
bekkers29 2 years ago
so funny :))
fzrOnlyy 2 years ago
haha i never knew there was any tv show or anything called star trek, i just went to go watch it and it was AWESOME!
AmyJrJr 2 years ago
Part 1: Come here you little monkey!
Part 2: Come here you little monkey, or else!
procommenter 2 years ago
the russian guy was the best
paydafee 2 years ago
Plaid-shorts-boy is funny about eric bana
daboomadoo 2 years ago
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whats F L M?
shuffler144 2 years ago
there is only one thing i can say about this movie. it was taylor twellman like.(means it was fucking eppic)
dan95c 2 years ago
lol. hilarious starting
sparrowlt 2 years ago
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faggots
irvinekid 2 years ago
THEY ARE NOOT GAY
francheskapugh12 2 years ago
U know what the worst part the JJ did not make trowh was Scoty.
Scoty speak scotish, he did not do it in this movie! WTF!!!
danxtur 2 years ago
.......? Scotty totally had a Scottish accent, what are you talking about?
RosaLui 2 years ago
NO you fool. It was British!
danxtur 2 years ago
....Scotland is in the British Isles, are you perhaps getting confused? There are similarities to the Northern English.
But it WAS a Scottish accent. Listen to it in comparison to the actor's native accent, which IS British.
RosaLui 2 years ago
The original Scotty spoke with a mediocre scottish accent since James Doohan was canadian.
Zenutheduck 2 years ago
Yeah, thats right! Why did they not make it a scottish accent in this film? Nah, they did not care.
danxtur 2 years ago
Star Trek was SUPER WICKED AWSOME !!
ZACHARY QUINTO WAS AMAZING (ADORE SPOCK) <3
freakforcoconuthead 2 years ago 9
WHY?!
danxtur 2 years ago
This review is bitchin! xD and Star Trek is the greatest movie EVER made in the history of all movies! Spock is STILL my favorite one of all of them n_n and the guy who played him in this movie did an awesome job =) This movie is like my heroine <333333
tholomew666 2 years ago 4
the guy who plays Spock is Zachary Quinto.
this movie is amazing, i love it!!
but i like more kirk, that's chris pine, he is absolutely HOT
missiongirly 2 years ago 2
the only reason i saw this is to get out of the house cause my step dad is a old Trekkie! lol and i loved it my friend;s mom knows zac quintos mom idk thats what her mom said and my fav part waz the bar part lolbut cap kirk is hot!!
when harry potter comes out i want ur review!
whitepanther97 2 years ago
the cast was freaking awesome
Stroplok 2 years ago 5
"goddamn us" lmfao
AsmiustheVampire 2 years ago 2
Bana was great as Nero, I especially liked how used a low key type voice. I especially like his introductions to Pike, he just said, hmmm hi Chris I'm Nero, like you were meeting someone at dinner. I like that they still have sandwiches in the future, cause if I go back to the future, I really am going to want a sandwich when I get there. Grilled Andosian is good also but you have to grill it till its just the right shade of blue. One last thing, GREEN CHICKS, yeah baby!
Cooleemee43 2 years ago 6
is there goin to be a gearss of war movie
Slaul8er 2 years ago
ErickWithNoK I completely agree, every time that midget alien came on screen I almost wet myself. "epic" was the first thing that came out of my mouth after watching it.
Radz117 2 years ago 2
epic is definately a very good word to describe this movie with!!!!!! I also like the terms: Bitchin, stellar, fantastical, geekalicious, trekafied, super, and PERFECT BEYOND COMPREHENSION. n_n
tholomew666 2 years ago
I LOVE STAR TREK! only the newest movie... iashfdkajshdjkjksadjalksd. chris pine is so hot :)
ItsBeccaHurrr 2 years ago
Eric, I wanan be ur friend. You guys seem to have a lot of fun. LOL!
tacobell10688 2 years ago 3
lol i love how ur friend is like bending down like hes gotta pee or something just so he can be in the shot :-)
chrall97 2 years ago
First thing I thought when I saw Neero's ship: The Kraken from POTC
Veronox117 2 years ago 4
lol yea
chrall97 2 years ago
lol That was funny
zombieninja28 2 years ago 2
I'm not a star trek nerd, and I didn't want to watch it if even though they had zachary quinto and chris pine in it.
I was forced to watch it bc 19 year-old uncle wanted to watch for his birthday.
I thought it would be boring :p
After I watched, I actually like it bc they have a lot of hilarious parts, amazing special effects, and it's not too nerdy.
But I still dont want to watch the star trek reruns bc there are not like the movie.
TheIceSodaGirl 2 years ago
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At the risk of offending all the twenty-somethings out there who loved this movie: You don't get it. It was just wrong on so many levels I can't even begin to count. Too short a forum here to truly get to the meat of it, so I'll just add this: Abrams, you should have stuck to "Lost".
pibblefish13 2 years ago
Revamp for the win stfu LOL.
1PostPoMoMaN1 2 years ago
Star Trek was amazing the entire movie and afterwards I was like"did you SEE the special effects they were amazing!"
ErinErinAnne 2 years ago
Yeah, I saw Star Trek, and I TOTALLY agree with u guys. My mom was is a total Trekkie (or whatever), and she loved it. And I have only see like clips of Star Trek, and not even the original the Next Generation ones, and I knew nothing about it except Spock was an alien (cuz of the ears) and just thought it was really good. Non-stop action, and funny. A+. Anybody who hasn't should totally go see it!!!
carleejrocks 2 years ago
It Was Good..
(:
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southernxgal86 2 years ago
hella good movie and have you seen Terminator Salvation yet? Pretty good if you havn't seen it
boromirofgondor111 2 years ago
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Crappy Film that was not true to to Cannon The Original Series Sorry But Neither Vulcan nor Romulus are destroyed Because 500 years later Both Romulus and Vulcan Help defeat the Dominion in the Dominion wars
yahwehsservant 2 years ago
If you actually watch the film, you would know the movie is intentionally different, as it is based on the idea that an alternate reality is formed because of an interfering force from the future.
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sacha991 2 years ago
I loved the movie it was so good and I barley know anything about Star Trek. GREAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!
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vevil02 2 years ago
ahahah THE MOVIE WAS AMAZING!
lol but i didn't watch it before.
JabbaKabaFan 2 years ago
nice at the end.
anyway i thought that the movie was fantastic. zachary quinto(spock) was my favorite. my other fav was chris pine(kirk). i never watched it and i thought it was amazing.
becky21017 2 years ago 2
Only problem with the plot - my sister doesn't understand consepts of time travel. If you don't get Dr Who time travel you might need someone to spend half an hour explaining it to you lol...
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mryoyo22 2 years ago
Im a big star trek fan and I loved how they made this movie so accessible for people who might not be fans. Great film.
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flippyfloppies888 2 years ago
hahaha oh my gosh the ending. Hilarioussss
MKrazyvids 2 years ago
For the part you said about people shitting their pants when Leonard Nimoy came out. I like screamed, and I was clapping and everyone in the theater cheered! But if you have seen the original series...the movie makes 100% more sense : ) (i'm a trekkie)
lolliepoplove 2 years ago
P.S. for the Vulcan salute you have to stick your thumb out :p
lolliepoplove 2 years ago
am i the only one who thought the movie was incredibly boring? i'm not a "trekkie" either but i actually fell asleep during the first fifteen minutes of the film.
i'm not against star trek or anything, but i just thought it was boring and not the best movie i've ever seen.
kayalice00 2 years ago
ahhahahah, i loved the beginning :]
CREEPERSscareme 2 years ago
I heard it was nothing like the TV show.... so i hate it.... and i havent seen it.... feel free to correct me, if it is like the TV show
lolrusman 2 years ago
dude, that movie was the best so do not say it sucked! That means you have o taste in movies
MusicDJreccomender 2 years ago
no, ive never seen it, i just want to know if it is like the TV show or not
lolrusman 2 years ago
Yes, there are a LOT of similarities to the show in a general... "feel" to the movie. It's also very different at the same time. The fight scenes are excellent but also "feel" Treky.
IrukaKan 2 years ago
OO!
lolrusman 2 years ago
this movie was orgasmic
LProcker94 2 years ago
Wow probably the only word which really does sum it up correctly :D
SpockLuvsLogic 2 years ago
Thanks for calling it Star Trek and not Star Track.
For not being trekkies, you sure know the Vulcan "live long and prosper" salute quire well.
rtcj97 2 years ago
Yeah, I read that Quinto needed a lot of time to properly do the finger split and he was not the only one having problems doing it.
MissMael 2 years ago
Great Movie
TiNKERhq 2 years ago
lolol! so nerdy! Jk, that was adorable. Awesome movie, I was twitching while I was watching it
doughnut555 2 years ago
I loved this moviee...i just wnted to wthc some muvie which was defintely now X-Men origins..nd i wtched it in IMAX..AMAZINGG
yure reviews are soo goodd..nd truee..lyk honetli i thought of the same thing about the "you dint know anything about the series to wthc this" part =D
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fatfarts56 2 years ago
eric what theater is this?
im from deer park long island
im jw
DJR726 2 years ago
lol just one compliment: i bet that those of you that saw the new movie also saw JJ Abrams's Enteprise in action lol :D im sure ur all impressed with Abrams's Enteprise as you all would have been with Gabe's.
FLAME4564 2 years ago
Loved the movie!
It was awesome!
M4865 2 years ago
the movie was great! Can't wait for the next one
myfavclips 2 years ago
i saw it the fx and sound were great could have had more events and locations and more character twists . iam not a trekkie
zotrablue 2 years ago
Old treker here. Movie surprised me...was great....pick the perfect peeps for the characters....cant wait for the second movie to come out....... Chris pine is the BOMB!!
MILESRUN777 2 years ago
I was never a " Trekkie" but I loved the movie!
It was incredible.
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narniafreak26 2 years ago
lol who was that lady anyway? just some random person??
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talrev 2 years ago
i havnt seen it yet but i've heard if was fucken amazing
runeviper 2 years ago
wow compared to your friends your a little guy no offense your way cooler then them
jvcc14 2 years ago
omg this is sooo funny
twilightmanic22 2 years ago
It was insanely awesome. I'm not a Trekkie and I loved it. Nero is the coolest bastard ever.
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camarofan101 2 years ago
LMAO!!!! ahahahaha!!!
u guys r soooo funny!!!
it was an awesome movie!
my brother has always ben a Trekkie and he thought it was awesome too!!!!!
heyiitsrache 2 years ago
xD "i love u did u see star trek?!" so random
joejoe8151 2 years ago
i'm so excited to see this movie i need to find time to. thanks for the review. your friends are shit-blow-my-pants-off hilarious btw.
tarsen1012 2 years ago
hey btw is the "theater goer" you talk to Jill? it kinda sounds like her idk
yilla18 2 years ago
i just saw it and it was amazing! i'm wasnt a "trekkie" before i saw this movie but i have to admit that its awesome...i agree the midget is hilarious and i was literally yelling NOooo when spock was flying towards the bad guys...in a nutshell the movie was amazing, i recommend it to everybody...
yilla18 2 years ago
my dad made me go but it was veryyy funny and cool
sparkyadventures 2 years ago
SIMON PEGG as Scotty was such a great thing,.. I'm a huge fan of Simon Pegg and I think the movie was just great fun.
morphena1 2 years ago
i saw the movie and its AWESOME
but for some reason i liked wolverine better
Littlemslynda97 2 years ago
it was sick nastyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mandaruns 2 years ago
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yyf147258 2 years ago
OMG...No comment on the movie...since i haven't seen it..but i do love ur personality...
brenda5689 2 years ago
haha omg i luvvedd it!! this is coming from a twelve year old girl who knew nothiing about star trek!! i agree it was easy to understand... sometimes i was a little lost but they always explained it in the end... it was intense but they lighten it up a little bit with there jokes and stuff
tuesdayella101 2 years ago
EPIC MOVIE.
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tricker126 2 years ago
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CrazyBanana510 2 years ago
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Alexiej2103 2 years ago
i soooo agree with the movie the was
EPIC!!!!!! i watch a little of it when i was
little becuz power rangers didn't come
on hahaha i respect star trek ... but not a trekie lol
BrittanyHippie 2 years ago
hahahahthey are so funny i was laughing at the bening