KISS ME...
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From: TimothyDeLaGhetto2
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  • hahaha lolll funny

  • If you really really want to dream, I mean not being able to tell the difference between dreams and reality, Im talking about waking up exhausted from dreams so intence that emotions carry into your day from the dream then go get a 7 pack box of nictonie patches level 1 i think it's 24 mg and put it on before you go to sleep. it may take 2-3 nights to get the FULL effect and i wouldn't do it much more than that because of the chance of becoming addicted to the nicotine or the dreams lol

  • shes gone cause u have a new girl now.

  • This happened to me. As soon as I woke up I was like "go back to sleep, pleaaase go back to sleep... God damn it, now i can't sleep, FUCK!" ^^

  • im bringin purple back! yeah! them other colors dont know howda act! yeah!

  • LOL!

  • lol

  • I've had moments like this...dreams be so perfect and back to real life

  • GOTTA

  • GOT HATE DREAMS..!! KNOW WAT IM SAYNN..? HAHA

  • ashuashuashuashuash'

    one time I dream I be millionaire, when I wake up, I begin searching the money

    I'M RETARDED!!

  • I wouldve plied her so nasty

  • @igor3867 lol

  • This was the first video I ever watched from Tim.

  • Haha A flip Phone !

  • Foreveralone.

  • nice phone....i love blue

  • damn, I wish ya'll were still together. lol.

  • the girl in the purple is fucking hot

  • Why was there a banana under his pillow.??

    #WTF. . . Why is a banana in his bed anyway ?? "

    #I lovee this dudee. . .<3 Keep It Upp =)

  • Dude noo his new gf is waaaaay better!!!!!

  • This girl is much prettier and less slutty looking than his current one... I have a bad feeling about her

  • She's hottt!!! But ? iz ^ with the munchkin voice? O.o

  • she sounds 7

  • itz always att the good parts when u wake upp :C

  • where you find these fine ass women at?

  • Her voice... so annoying.

  • I miss her... -_-

  • Happens all the FUCKING time...

  • WETDREAM !!

  • LOLNOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRING THE PURPLE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • her voice sounds like a little girl

  • lmfaooo i love tim and his face

  • waddup 240!

  • i use to have that as a replacment phone a long time ago

  • Wow...she started speaking and I didn't expect the little girl voice no offense

  • @Christine29LuvMe LMFAO!! I was thinking the same thing.

  • where the purple gone? ohh i found her :D shes in my bed. okey i'm going from my pc se ya later

  • Why was there a banana in Tim's bed? aha

  • I do the same dream since 1995...

  • This video is most popular with: Gender Age

    Male 45-54

    Male 35-44

    Female 13-17

    seems legi- FEMALE 13-17? ROFLOOROLLLFFDDFODFOFDFLBLGHKH­F

  •  very cool but Rather be watching: Best 15 yr old guitarist in the world DESIREE BASSETT! CLIK ON DAT MAN!

  • is that a ninja turtle

  • WHYYYYYYYYYYYY BRING THE PURPLE BACK

  • da fuk... same shit happend to me O.o

  • damn nikka don't kiss the turtle i know it looks good but rlly kissin a turtle man u messed up but BRING THE PURPLE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! lol

  • ....Why does he keep a banana in his bed?

  • penis

  • 3 more million views on this video than the first asian boy video. all because the girl's in full view in the video cover.

  • ur mom keeps ur ex b/fs sawed off finger under her pillow so she can finger herself when shes wet n shiet LMAO DAYUMMM

  • hahhaaha poor timmyy;)..lol

  • my mom had that phone

  • who keeps a banana under their pillow?

  • @NYCxFreestyled your mom.....OHHH!!!

  • @JETSTA916 nah nah nah, she keeps..... nothing under her pillow

    but you know what i keep under my pillow?

    YOUR MOM!!!

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!! HE HAD A BANANA UNDER HIS PILLOW ROFL!

  • "HELLO!? Purple girl???" xD

  • smh my girls hotter

  • She made 240p look good, plus purple is my favorite color. Double win. :D

  • why is she your ex??

  • i wonder if his current gf gets mad for having his xgf in videos instead of them. but if he is single it shouldnt matter lol

  • @Chem1kill

    as long as everyone knows that they are the EX it really should matter..

  • Thumbs up for still having a flip phone

    

  • @MYcaaaaal who doesnt lol XD

  • I keep bananas under my pillow too :D

  • WHY do you have a banana under your pillow?!?!

  • dam dis guy has sum fine ex gfs

  • @esebryan132 confidence

  • dude i love the fact that you took the time to edit all of your videos desricption that is starring your EX-girlfriend and write in the desricption "starring me n' my ex"

  • @PuertoRicanKiid1 It's so people don't have to constantly ask him over and over if they're still together, it's not because he's rude.

  • @SnapszDuhh i did'nt say he's rudee..

  • haha i loled but actually that happened to me..and..well...i..kinda fell in love with the girl in a dream so i have my heart on that girl 0.0

  • This video sauced the mess outta me!

  • This happens to every motherfucking time, I always wake up before the good things are about to roll in my dream. Anyone else?

  • what he was doing in the bad with a f*****king banana ????

  • god damn she's bad !

  • timmy why do yu hav a banana in yur bed smh

  • is his beater on backwards lol

  • she hott

  • ah 240p we meet again

  • why is there a banana in the bed room

  • ...later

  • What's a flip phone? XD

  • jajajajjajajajajjajaaj que putada.....¿y porque tenia un platano tan cerca?

  • @meniciodeltoro ahahaahahahahahah y si!

  • anybody else wondering why he would have a banana under his pillow?

  • @yngswagger to put up his anus like you do everyday

  • he would have a random bananna

  • having dreams like that and then waking up you would be like oh shit too bad it was just a dream... lol

  • i miss iliana

  • Happens to me every morning.

  • @aleaccount15 i know how ya feel. excluding the banana in bed tho hah

  • lol good one

    

  • an asian with a purple girl wouldn't work out any ways

  • BURN ALL IMIGRANTS IN THIS FUCKIN VIDEO!!!!!! BURRRRRN I SAY BURRRRRRRRN

  • @niggerstomper69 die you testicularly challenged, hypogonadic, pinkering, racist, wigger wannabe

  • @futuremartillo i bet he knows half the words yyou just said hehe :P

  • @niggerstomper69 WoW dude your really fucked up arent you

  • @niggerstomper69 we should have a one world community with no borders

  • why does he have a banana in his bed ??

  • @mohammadmustafa828 dis is stephen momo u gay

  • yay purple

  • ...what...the...fuck...

  • No lie, I'd marry Purple if I could.

  • not funny

  • She look goregous !

  • lol

    

  • what a clown get a boyfrend

  • she gots a girly voice leave her alone

  • She has an unsexy voice

  • dud is ges the video o shys is you willi girl freen

    ?????

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  • jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajj­ajajaja

  • HHAHAH "BRING THE PURPLE BACK "!

  • the purple is illiana lol

  • this is so realistic!!

  • lololololololololollololololol­olololool

  • Do It For A Fellow Timothy's Like ME

  • damn she has nice breast

  • @gamer4lifecod she has nice everything..including tht cute ass voice

  • Battlefield 3

  • I just read the title in heavys voice...

  • lol

  • banana under the pillow lol 

  • lol 

  • lol! She has a little girl voice

  • LOL

  • lol i imagined heavy's voice while reading the name of the video

  • Wow at the same time he picked up the banana my phone went off haha.

  • XDDD guys probably hav many dreams like tht x3

  • @jilly2272 we do....most of us lose our dream virginity by age 8

  • @kief4diamonds do you wake up trying to call her with a banana too? x3

  • @jilly2272 guys like me dont get girls like that. if we did...wed quite possibly rule all that is this world.....because wed def be on top of it. shell be with 84 assholes before she gets to me...and by the time she does make it to me (the nice guy who finishes last).....shes usually less attractive than that mushed up cat i saw on the highway earlier on my way home. fyi......but i do wakeup with a banana from time to time. im told by girls that they like my upwards curve.....

  • Im had many dreams like that and its getting annoying

  • dam too many times I had dreams like that !

  • timothy needs to put his stuff together and get lliana back. </3

  • @MrRivasjustin he has a new gf lol.

  • @smaviii idc lliana better bro haha

  • @MrRivasjustin stfu... he's happy with his new girl -___-

  • @MrRivasjustin His new girlfriend is hotter :)

  • @MrRivasjustin no dude, chia is hot as shit!!

  • @MrRivasjustin he's to fucking ugly for her it's like beauty and the beast

  • @MrRivasjustin SHES FUCKING PRETTY

  • @MrRivasjustin she has a new boyfriend :/

  • @MrRivasjustin he has a new gf u know

  • purple went out for coffee, turns out she's a dude. sorry brah

  • If that can be true.....will be perfect

  • why would there be a banana in his bed

  • funny stuff

  • THat girl was banging

  • gat damn tim probably hit that like 69 times a day

  • Puase at 0:39 And look at TIM!! lol

  • that`s some bad acting right there ! :))

  • WOAH did NOT expect her voice to be that cute

  • he is one lucky guy to have a Hot Girl Like that XD

  • @Youngarubiano not anymore

  • Thumbs up if that sound (0:07) in the beginning reminds you of Shane Dawson!

  • SUBSCRIBED. Funny bastard. Haha. I'm choking on my vocal chords.

  • they would look like a good couple (: <3

  • You bannana packer?

  • dammmmmmm thats your ex girl bruh? wowwwwwwww why you let that go man she is a cutie 4 sho

  • ikr i hate that shit when yhu have a good ass dream and the fuckin dumbass alarm fuckin clock wakes me the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!

  • @iluvasains cuss enough?