AAAAAAAH you do fanfiction?????? I do fanfiction in every second of my free time! I'm starting to feel like the lamer, female version of you. which i consider prossibly the greatest accomplishment OF MY LIFE.
another reason is that they kept hitting with lawsuit after lawsuite. Which she paided with out of her own pocket. And in the current position she was in she couldn't easily pay for it all. but now she can to that easileyer (is that even a word?)
if Chewbacca was president... Han would be his V.P..... Luke his Ambassador.... and the Death Star would be his military (because he hijacked it cause he's that frakking awesome.)
john I'm from the future of 2011 and Sarah Palin DID run for president don't vote for her because in 2016 she will become president and she will nuke Russia china and the Stan's creating WWIII and the only place that survives all the terror is Australia Sydney BEWARE
I don't remember any previous references, and I've been watching all the videos in order. But I'm not super observant, so I may have missed it. Anyone know for sure?
Palin is playing games for attention. She walked away from her office in Alaska like the REAL AIRHEAD SHE IS. She should stick to what she knows & can do best, BEING A HOCKEY MOM. LOL
Love her, hate her, I don't live in Alaska, the part of Canada near Alaska, or the part of Russia she can see from her house, so I really don't care about Sarah Patin, why she quit, etc. It's not my concern, nor is it the concern of roughly 49/50 of the Union.
Funny thing is that while the video was playing there was an advertisement asking: Should Sarah Run? Vote Now! with a picture of Sarah Palin next to it. Ah the irony lol
@thefinnlord There was a chinese novelty item factory that grew kittens in bottles so they ended up shaped like the bottle, they were extremely successful untill they got shut down.
OH I WAS IN ALASKA WHEN THIS HAPPEND! I came home and was like 'GUYS I SAW SARAH PALIN'S HOUSE' And everyone was like '...thats not sarah palin's house, she's not the governor, where've you been?'
The idea of having Sarah Palin for President scares me. First, she probably has no idea what she is doing. Going from govener to president is a huge step and I don't think she can handle it. Second (and as stated in video), Sarah always seems that she is hiding something. Thrid, I do not think that a woman should be president... at this moment in time. From one woman to another I would love to see a female President, but I don't think that it is our time to shine... Yet.
@butterflyuniverses I agree that Sarah Palin is unqualified to be president, but it is taking me a lot of restraint right now not to become a giant squid of anger. But simply lashing out and calling you a misogynist will not benefit anyone. Instead, I would like to politely request the reasoning behind your comment. Why do you think that no woman, in the entirety of America, is capable of the Presidency?
@pbgandie It is not that I do not think a woman could not be President. I think that we need to come in to the White House at the right moment in time. There are a lot of "men" in America who still thinks a women's place is in the kitchen making them a sandwich. If a woman goes into the office and doesn't lead the U.S. though a crisis then their opinions will not be swayed. As much as i hate to admit we need a serious crisis to prove ourselfs to these "men".
First of all, what exactly do you consider a serious crisis? Is having two wars not a crisis? Is the recession not a crisis? I am not a historian, but I cannot remember a single president who has not had to deal with something significant
Secondly, why should people care about the opinion of those "men", anyway? They are a dying breed and I doubt even having a fantastic female president leading through the worst crisis in history can change their intractable little minds.
Media bloodsport is not a bad reason in this case I think image maybe a problem believe it or not but the state of Alaska din't fall apart or into the sea either.It's still there like all the other52 states.
She quit to cash in on her recent popularity, sponsored by Fox News. She is bought and paid for. Her book sales are mostly phony, bought by supporters to give away because they know she will do as told. She has no real ideas of her own, waiting for her interveiwers to tell her the answer they want to hear hidden in the question
She resigned because she embezzled several hundred thousand dollars a few years ago. Documents proving that have been found and were shown to her with an ultimatum. Get out of politics in Alaska or else. I live in Juneau, Alaska. It's common knowledge here. It's incredible how she and her very corrupt political connections can keep it out of the mainstream news What a joke on the TV-brainwashed morons that suck up to this piece of porno-trash.
But @CommandoDude, we WANT an airhead for President (i.e. one whose words mean nothing, but who will DO the right thing (or 'only let the right thing happen,' as that is the most a President can 'safely' do)) ... but really, I don't care; so long as I'm STILL the Supreme Emperor, the Man with his Finger on The Button.
During the process of re-watching all vlogbrothers videos (which I've been doing for the past week) I always like it when I come across the first of something that eventually becomes a big thing in nerdfighteria. This is the first mention of the Giant Squids of Anger. :)
I agree. The scandal for which she resigned may not be public yet, or it could be the custody battle that Daughter and Daughter Baby Daddy are engaging in right now. The Palins tried to file the papers under John Doe and Jane Doe, file gag orders, etc. to keep this under wraps, but Daugher Baby Daddy has a good lawyer. In these proceedings, EVERYONE'S dirty laundry gets washed out, so if this isn't it, maybe it will be exposed because of this. Maybe then she'll crawl back under her rock....
So...Just because the media hasn't discovered a scandal, it didn't happen?
You can prove that something IS, but you can't prove that something ISN'T. (Of course, there are exceptions, like you can definitely prove that there isn't a bear on my roof, but you know what I mean.)
Alright, I retract the admission taunt. However, while we can't prove something isn't, by the same token, no one has yet proven that there is a scandal.
As I recall, he still held to the theory at the end of the video, allowing for the possibility of being disproved, but nonetheless maintaining it. I will admit it has been a bit since I watched however, so I am not putting full weight behind this inclination.
Possible Reason 5 (or whatever number we're up to in the comments): She's been asked to start a clothing line for Hockey Moms who want to look their best.
i find it funny to watch her speeches. its like she just puts random words together and never makes any sense to me. and when she finally gets as far away as possible from her origonal point at the beginning of her sentence, all the palin crowds cheer. and i just laugh and shake my head.
is it any different with most politicians? i mean, is obama or biden any better? all these people are the same...they think they know better than us, and want to run our lives...of course what they're saying makes no sense...
it's not a left or right issue anymore...we the people need to fight for our rights against the ever increasingly large and powerful federal gov't...if we don't, america will cease to exist...
I was eating my rice pudding and you actually made me choke when you said you wouldn't climb above the third rung of a ladder for an entire year's salary.
according to some environmentalist group..."Sarah Palin has stepped down as governor of Alaska to help lead an extreme ideological attack against climate action. We can't let them win."
She's so beautiful and poised :)! No wonder why people are so envious and insecure whenever she takes the stage. Keep on trucking Sarah! You've influenced and challenged our society way more than any public figure has in so long. Praying for Palin. Praying for all our nation's leaders regardless of party.
Envious and insecure? More like puzzled about how somebody so empty-headed can have such fame. Challenged and influenced our society?Challenged our patience more than anything. A nobody before McCAin made the foolish decision to put her on the ticket. In 2012 she'll be a richer nobody from speeches and maybe a talk show, taking advantage of her undeserved fame just like Ollie North and Liddy did. As far as politics, she'll fade away just like Dan Quayle, for the same reasons. Stupid and empty.
Not quitting would be quitting??? So the new staying on the job is quitting.... Does that mean if you're laid off you're still on the job? So how the hell are you supposed to know if you qualify for unemployment???
2 and 3 are both possible. 4 could be so, but I doubt it, mostly because I'm a conservative and thus don't want another conservative announcing something awful after Sanford. We can't take two hits to our reasonably well known spokespersons in one month.
I think it is 3, I mean she is going to make so much money off her book deal and would have time to work on it. She could also be offered a radio or TV talk show position.
She's definitely not running for president. I was bummed when I heard about her resignation because now it will give me less of an opportunity to impersonate her.
The fact that we pay so much credence to this, person means we gotta problem as a nation. She knew how much media attention she would get when she did this. I put her on par with George W. in terms of actual intelligence.
"He punched me in the face at least ten times and my glasses fell off, I was thrown up against a desk unit, a counter top, and that was the moment right then when I realized I could go no further down than this, to be beaten by the leader [David Miscavige] of my so-called church." - Marc Headley, ex-Scientologist and former Executive Producer at Golden Era Production (production company owned by Scientology), Glosslip April 27, 2008
Scientology leader David Miscavige beats his staff. xenu(.)net
I'm pretty sure that Amy Brenneman is right when says that Palin resigned, so that she could take up a part on Private Practice. We're thinking a ditzy neurologist who mixes up medications :)
Here is one reason she quit. She got hammered by the media and now is being attacked by Republicans. The national media attacks were relentless and nobody can take it for too long. She can make a ton more money by writing a book or maybe doing a show on TV without getting attacked. Watch she will turn her 15 minutes of fame into some serious coinage.
I know this is really petty, but if John wasn't a best-selling author, I wouldn't have brought this up:
Is "i am going to tell you 4 reasons why she may have quit" grammatically correct? Cause, she has quit, so "may have quit" doesn't make sense. Wouldn't "I am going to tell you 4 possible reasons why she quit" make more grammatical sense?
No, because he's saying that he's just hypothesizing these reasons. If they were, without doubt, the reasons she quit, then it would have been what you said.
My aunt, an avid Palin supporter (and member of an obscure republican group that feels it necessary to sew tea bags onto hats and wear them in public in protest of something about taxes) swears Palin resigned because she's going to be investigating voters' discontent with Obama through out the states and creating a plan that will cause the Republican party to rise up and in the conquer next election. LOL True story.
You aunt must follow current events and see Obama sliding in the polls and Americans trust republicans more with foriegn policy and the economy. You should go with her to the next tea party, you might learn something
My sister is one! So now when ever I call her one she says ' You are such a nerd!' Then I reply ' No. I'm a NERDFIGHTER!!!!!!!!!' and then I run off. Ya.
1. Nah. She's a known liar, as are most politicians. Her attributing "not quitting = quitting" is no different, however, than her other gems of logic (i.e. "abstinence works 'cause Jesus told me so.)
2. Let's all hope, pray, whatever that's this is NOT true, although it would be funny as hell.
3. Yep -- my guess. Money. Go figure. Fundie wanting more money 'cause Jesus had so much of it.
4. While this would be... well, the funniest fucking thing EVER, I highly doubt it.
omg stupid ass cunt palin is doing this to save her own ass and for no other reason, shes a quitter, a whiney baby whhaaaaa whaaaaa the media is mean to me!!! whaaa whaaaaa they make fun of my retarded baby!!! THIS WOMAN IS SO FUCKING STUPID SOMEONE PLEASE SHOVE A MOOSEBURGER UP HER ASS TO SHUT HER THE HELL UP! She will NEVER run in 2012, she is now seen as flaky and irresponsible. What a joke. Can't even finish ONE term as Governor. Shame Sarah SHAME!!!
is this the first mention of giant quids of anger?
applespice01 2 days ago
I keep telling myself I'm only going to watch "one more" of these videos. It is now 3 AM and I'm still going strong.
DFTBA
DrJustinS 1 week ago 3
Giant squids of anger. :D
ariearenonagela 3 weeks ago
Giant squids of anger.
Giant. Squids. Of. Anger.
Where is air
NekiiFTW 4 weeks ago 6
So, uh, is that Chewy idea still plausible?
LMNOP1214 4 weeks ago 6
DO YOU ACTUALLY WRITE FANFICTION?! Cuz that would be awesome...
midnightsun2010 1 month ago
by the way i would change the 3 things to 4 you forgot cheating on your wife
aleta248 1 month ago
I would vote for Chewbacca over any of the current republican candidates.
meddows12345 1 month ago 6
A write in candidate
theCRAZYtwizzler 1 month ago
AAAAAAAH you do fanfiction?????? I do fanfiction in every second of my free time! I'm starting to feel like the lamer, female version of you. which i consider prossibly the greatest accomplishment OF MY LIFE.
spontaneouslyME71 1 month ago 3
another reason is that they kept hitting with lawsuit after lawsuite. Which she paided with out of her own pocket. And in the current position she was in she couldn't easily pay for it all. but now she can to that easileyer (is that even a word?)
Redwhiteblue8 2 months ago
Well, so far it seems you're wrong. But hey, it might be too soon to tell.
flyingsharkgirls 2 months ago
if Chewbacca was president... Han would be his V.P..... Luke his Ambassador.... and the Death Star would be his military (because he hijacked it cause he's that frakking awesome.)
Nerdfighter1174 2 months ago 3
First reference to the giant squid of anger!
mariahrose210 2 months ago 4
I would vote for Chewbacca...
Acg3996 2 months ago
who is hank?
MrHeritagePanthers1 4 months ago 2
@MrHeritagePanthers1 his brother. they communicated via these vlogs
Nathdogwoof 3 months ago
5th REASON - She got NAILED by a HUGE Black man named GLen RIce
carterblingxx 4 months ago
Giant Squid of anger!
alicattor1469 4 months ago in playlist More videos from vlogbrothers 3
john I'm from the future of 2011 and Sarah Palin DID run for president don't vote for her because in 2016 she will become president and she will nuke Russia china and the Stan's creating WWIII and the only place that survives all the terror is Australia Sydney BEWARE
brianawesome100 4 months ago
Holy crap you were right, reason number two, she ran for president!
Unfortunately she is about as photogenic as I am...
PapioG 4 months ago
I really, really want to read that Political Chewie fanfiction.
YourHoleyness 4 months ago
So is this where giant squids of anger came from?
I don't remember any previous references, and I've been watching all the videos in order. But I'm not super observant, so I may have missed it. Anyone know for sure?
VolunteerNerdfighter 4 months ago
Palin is playing games for attention. She walked away from her office in Alaska like the REAL AIRHEAD SHE IS. She should stick to what she knows & can do best, BEING A HOCKEY MOM. LOL
HARRYRABBITvmkname 4 months ago
Love her, hate her, I don't live in Alaska, the part of Canada near Alaska, or the part of Russia she can see from her house, so I really don't care about Sarah Patin, why she quit, etc. It's not my concern, nor is it the concern of roughly 49/50 of the Union.
andnowforsomething89 5 months ago 2
Yes! I would love Chewbacca to be prez! :D
OwlCityFan26 5 months ago
Can I read that fanfiction?
ginnyisdacoolest 5 months ago 5
Do you really write FanFictions? : D
wingedxfox6044 6 months ago
@wingedxfox6044
If he did, i would totally read them, because they would be the (excuse my grammer) AWESOMEST fanfictions ever. Just saying.
4LiveLifeWithLove4 5 months ago
I really did despise that woman.
ReKrisB 6 months ago 2
I totally thought you said "reasons why Sarah Palin is made of quit" like not made of awesome.
bluidemenace1 6 months ago
And 5. you wouldn't eat another fat sandwich or blenderized happy meal.
FantasticBlueGirl 6 months ago
third reason
Mrinebriation 7 months ago
Where can I find said Fanfiction?
LunaLaboratory 7 months ago
I'm voting for Chewy! YAY!
thePANDASgirl13 7 months ago
Funny thing is that while the video was playing there was an advertisement asking: Should Sarah Run? Vote Now! with a picture of Sarah Palin next to it. Ah the irony lol
zware88 8 months ago 2
lol when it buffers press any arrow key and youb can play snake while you wait :D
TheTeremaster 9 months ago
Please tell me this fanfiction exists. And where I can find it.
kokkoryuha 9 months ago 2
sarah palin could make 125,000 + by doing porn!
29drumline 9 months ago
A KITTEN KILLING FACTORY!?
Psh. That wouldn't even be... profitable.
thefinnlord 9 months ago 70
@thefinnlord There was a chinese novelty item factory that grew kittens in bottles so they ended up shaped like the bottle, they were extremely successful untill they got shut down.
mynameismatt2010 9 months ago
@mynameismatt2010 Well that's a kitten torture factory. It's different. Dead kittens = less fun than live (even bottle-shaped) kittens.
thefinnlord 7 months ago
@thefinnlord Oh you have no idea. Freelance kitten killers can make up to a thousand dollars per job.
personifyingchaos 1 month ago 2
CHEWY FOR PRESIDENT 2012
thatweirdnerdygirl 9 months ago
Sarah Palin is a Monarch (MK Ultra program) mind-controlled slave.
That's why she quit. She and her handlers were afraid of her being exposed for having no substance -- she's a mind controlled robot. This is no joke.
fastfoodclowns 10 months ago
WHERE IS THE FANFICTION?
MarkisaxX 11 months ago 2
OH I WAS IN ALASKA WHEN THIS HAPPEND! I came home and was like 'GUYS I SAW SARAH PALIN'S HOUSE' And everyone was like '...thats not sarah palin's house, she's not the governor, where've you been?'
And so I was the closest to it and didn't notice.
ParagonBeaumont 11 months ago
Oh, so this is where the giant squid of anger came from.
LegendShark 11 months ago 5
@LegendShark I'm pretty sure it was mentioned before this.
singlexfilexisxlove 8 months ago
The idea of having Sarah Palin for President scares me. First, she probably has no idea what she is doing. Going from govener to president is a huge step and I don't think she can handle it. Second (and as stated in video), Sarah always seems that she is hiding something. Thrid, I do not think that a woman should be president... at this moment in time. From one woman to another I would love to see a female President, but I don't think that it is our time to shine... Yet.
butterflyuniverses 1 year ago
@butterflyuniverses I agree that Sarah Palin is unqualified to be president, but it is taking me a lot of restraint right now not to become a giant squid of anger. But simply lashing out and calling you a misogynist will not benefit anyone. Instead, I would like to politely request the reasoning behind your comment. Why do you think that no woman, in the entirety of America, is capable of the Presidency?
pbgandie 1 year ago 2
@pbgandie It is not that I do not think a woman could not be President. I think that we need to come in to the White House at the right moment in time. There are a lot of "men" in America who still thinks a women's place is in the kitchen making them a sandwich. If a woman goes into the office and doesn't lead the U.S. though a crisis then their opinions will not be swayed. As much as i hate to admit we need a serious crisis to prove ourselfs to these "men".
butterflyuniverses 1 year ago
@butterflyuniverses
First of all, what exactly do you consider a serious crisis? Is having two wars not a crisis? Is the recession not a crisis? I am not a historian, but I cannot remember a single president who has not had to deal with something significant
Secondly, why should people care about the opinion of those "men", anyway? They are a dying breed and I doubt even having a fantastic female president leading through the worst crisis in history can change their intractable little minds.
pbgandie 1 year ago 2
I would love to read that fanfiction.
Nani101 1 year ago
John writes fanfiction? :)
Blawwmkw 1 year ago
Media bloodsport is not a bad reason in this case I think image maybe a problem believe it or not but the state of Alaska din't fall apart or into the sea either.It's still there like all the other52 states.
ToomuchBTUstoday 1 year ago
I am bored with this...and who cares what she does, really!!!
belindabell2 1 year ago
2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
allstarcatcher75 1 year ago
Chewbacca + Solo 2012!!!!!!!!!
davitodude 1 year ago 2
BLINK, MAN, BLINK!!!!!
raggamuffins13 1 year ago 6
Heheh. And I just finished watching Star Wars less than an hour ago!
ferngirltlc 1 year ago
She quit to cash in on her recent popularity, sponsored by Fox News. She is bought and paid for. Her book sales are mostly phony, bought by supporters to give away because they know she will do as told. She has no real ideas of her own, waiting for her interveiwers to tell her the answer they want to hear hidden in the question
exsinor 1 year ago 4
poor Indonesian kitties :(
yankeelmb 1 year ago
"Palin supporters become giant squids of anger" LMAO so true!!
Pisces31660 1 year ago 2
Chewback Barama,
IAMNETT 1 year ago
"They basically become giant squids of anger"
...
EPIC!!!
lifescomicrelief 1 year ago
Possibility #5: She's fucking insane!
RadarKat73080 1 year ago 12
She resigned because she embezzled several hundred thousand dollars a few years ago. Documents proving that have been found and were shown to her with an ultimatum. Get out of politics in Alaska or else. I live in Juneau, Alaska. It's common knowledge here. It's incredible how she and her very corrupt political connections can keep it out of the mainstream news What a joke on the TV-brainwashed morons that suck up to this piece of porno-trash.
BeadStallcup 1 year ago 5
Conventional thinking doesn't work when it comes to Sarah Palin. Because unlike most politicians...she really IS an airhead.
CommandoDude 1 year ago 224
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@CommandoDude "we must stand by our North Korean allies"
Shellewell 1 year ago
@CommandoDude Too Right!
hydrogenpi16 11 months ago
But @CommandoDude, we WANT an airhead for President (i.e. one whose words mean nothing, but who will DO the right thing (or 'only let the right thing happen,' as that is the most a President can 'safely' do)) ... but really, I don't care; so long as I'm STILL the Supreme Emperor, the Man with his Finger on The Button.
mythmanjay 5 months ago
Sarah proved she wasn't a quitter. By quitting!
AtlasShruggery 2 years ago 6
During the process of re-watching all vlogbrothers videos (which I've been doing for the past week) I always like it when I come across the first of something that eventually becomes a big thing in nerdfighteria. This is the first mention of the Giant Squids of Anger. :)
HeyWeemsical 2 years ago
I agree. The scandal for which she resigned may not be public yet, or it could be the custody battle that Daughter and Daughter Baby Daddy are engaging in right now. The Palins tried to file the papers under John Doe and Jane Doe, file gag orders, etc. to keep this under wraps, but Daugher Baby Daddy has a good lawyer. In these proceedings, EVERYONE'S dirty laundry gets washed out, so if this isn't it, maybe it will be exposed because of this. Maybe then she'll crawl back under her rock....
ivetastedflight 2 years ago
Well, no scandal has yet immerged, so, number 4 pwned.
On the other hand seems to be most valid, we need a lot more statesmen and a ****tom less politicians.
Didi you ever admit you were wrong?
trapjohnson 2 years ago
So...Just because the media hasn't discovered a scandal, it didn't happen?
You can prove that something IS, but you can't prove that something ISN'T. (Of course, there are exceptions, like you can definitely prove that there isn't a bear on my roof, but you know what I mean.)
BANGtheDoleDrums 2 years ago
Alright, I retract the admission taunt. However, while we can't prove something isn't, by the same token, no one has yet proven that there is a scandal.
trapjohnson 2 years ago
@trapjohnson: didn't he just admit he was wrong right multiple times before, right before he says he'll be happy to admit he's wrong?
JuJuLiams 1 year ago
As I recall, he still held to the theory at the end of the video, allowing for the possibility of being disproved, but nonetheless maintaining it. I will admit it has been a bit since I watched however, so I am not putting full weight behind this inclination.
trapjohnson 1 year ago
But isn't that basically what Obama did?
Mariswimmer7 2 years ago
I love it when you talk about giant squids of anger
megahappypinkskitty 2 years ago
I want to read Chewie as President fanfic.
TangerineVampire 2 years ago
SPOOK coming out of my monitor.
STEVEGET 2 years ago
Possible Reason 5 (or whatever number we're up to in the comments): She's been asked to start a clothing line for Hockey Moms who want to look their best.
CHEWBACCA/SOLO 2012!!!
regularguy5mb 2 years ago
hehe kitten killing factory
kylejjaustin 2 years ago
I love it, frickin hilarious lmao!
kmarooon 2 years ago
Chewie for President 2010!!!
lyta27 2 years ago
so its settled...sarah palin kills kittens in indonesia lol
otislee08 2 years ago
President Chewbacca fanfiction! I want to read that. And then Luke can be Secretary of State.
bandloyalty 2 years ago
I am from Alaska and I want to say that I love this video! You are amazing!
NicolePeaches 2 years ago
Giant squids of ANGER! >:O
Dynysia030 2 years ago
ohh noo way is she leaving. if she was she wouldn't be in the news still.
MrFrothingham 2 years ago
Chewbacca for President!
cayrano 2 years ago 236
5th REASON - She got NAILED by a HUGE Black man named GLen RIce
carterblingxx 4 months ago
Chewbacca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY
410sky 2 years ago
i find it funny to watch her speeches. its like she just puts random words together and never makes any sense to me. and when she finally gets as far away as possible from her origonal point at the beginning of her sentence, all the palin crowds cheer. and i just laugh and shake my head.
myhandisapokemon 2 years ago
is it any different with most politicians? i mean, is obama or biden any better? all these people are the same...they think they know better than us, and want to run our lives...of course what they're saying makes no sense...
it's not a left or right issue anymore...we the people need to fight for our rights against the ever increasingly large and powerful federal gov't...if we don't, america will cease to exist...
clemep 2 years ago
in the mean time, just select the least smelling piece of crap out of whats offered.
andron333 2 years ago
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she may be a dumb ass but she's soooo damn sexy !! I love this woman, not for her brains though. LOL..
JonGarrett2010 2 years ago
Another beauty there, John. I really enjoy your work on here, always makes me think and smile.
phoebexanne 2 years ago
I love this guy he is amusing
1lady4freedom 2 years ago 2
I was eating my rice pudding and you actually made me choke when you said you wouldn't climb above the third rung of a ladder for an entire year's salary.
Ah, you make me happy.
Helgacabbage 2 years ago
hahaha! Chewbacca President fanfiction....brilliant.
aksharga 2 years ago
according to some environmentalist group..."Sarah Palin has stepped down as governor of Alaska to help lead an extreme ideological attack against climate action. We can't let them win."
btw, who's "them"?!
rhps19 2 years ago
yea..them and they always have alot to say..and most of the time 'they' dont have anything to back 'them' up
CJST12608 2 years ago
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Sarah will be your next President, losers.
friscoamm 2 years ago
Only if the U.S. has become hell. Wait. It has. You might be right then.
phoebexanne 2 years ago 4
She's so beautiful and poised :)! No wonder why people are so envious and insecure whenever she takes the stage. Keep on trucking Sarah! You've influenced and challenged our society way more than any public figure has in so long. Praying for Palin. Praying for all our nation's leaders regardless of party.
EphesianRose 2 years ago
Envious and insecure? More like puzzled about how somebody so empty-headed can have such fame. Challenged and influenced our society?Challenged our patience more than anything. A nobody before McCAin made the foolish decision to put her on the ticket. In 2012 she'll be a richer nobody from speeches and maybe a talk show, taking advantage of her undeserved fame just like Ollie North and Liddy did. As far as politics, she'll fade away just like Dan Quayle, for the same reasons. Stupid and empty.
bill3979 2 years ago
You have so many "thumbs down" for your comment, but I think it's really nice of you and smart to speak your mind.
beagle4864 2 years ago
Typical bleeding heart. Yawn.
Den9899 2 years ago
Not quitting would be quitting??? So the new staying on the job is quitting.... Does that mean if you're laid off you're still on the job? So how the hell are you supposed to know if you qualify for unemployment???
xdassinx 2 years ago
Well... it could be all of those reasons.
I mean, maybe as the governer of alaska she was too unflexible to be president so
she came up with a plan with the help of the republicans to get back into office:
1) she has too many cameras on her, so she would quit her job
2) then make a trillion dollars on stuff in
some awesome or evil scndal which
3) could evntually get herself, or someone she has under her influence, into the presidential office.
Now hows that for complicated?
funkduder 2 years ago
Well not into office but into the presidential office.
Bad revising=my bad. :(
funkduder 2 years ago
As an Alaskan, I say "Good riddance!"
PunkChick35 2 years ago 6
As an American having lived in numerous states, and a former "conservative" I applaud your comment.
SarahsVag 2 years ago
yah that would be cool to bad chewbacca is dead :(
PeteMesquite14 2 years ago
Or she was just stoned
Forgefiction 2 years ago
ur hair is crazy
Indigos8rboi 2 years ago
giant squids of anger xD
dramageek78 2 years ago
yeah lol
Indigos8rboi 2 years ago
"Sarah Palin Probed in Ethics Scandal"
When I saw this in the news I laughed so much and thought of this video. Way to call it, good sir! NERDFIGHTERS!
jaydeebee114 2 years ago 2
hahaha giant squids of anger... that was great. Briliant video you're a smart guy
JonRossBrooker 2 years ago 2
Haha...as I watch this video my eyes strayed to the right and a ad that says "SUPPORT SARAHPAC donate" is there and I couldn't help but laughing. =P
simoneog2009 2 years ago
It's for the money. She is in debt and has even signed a book deal because of this.
adhi5000andone 2 years ago
She resigned because Something Awful photoshopped her baby to the point of no return. =)
Z00keeper54 2 years ago
maybe it was all the bullying..? don't spam meee!
urbstephanie 2 years ago
2 and 3 are both possible. 4 could be so, but I doubt it, mostly because I'm a conservative and thus don't want another conservative announcing something awful after Sanford. We can't take two hits to our reasonably well known spokespersons in one month.
Brutangel22 2 years ago
I think it is 3, I mean she is going to make so much money off her book deal and would have time to work on it. She could also be offered a radio or TV talk show position.
She's definitely not running for president. I was bummed when I heard about her resignation because now it will give me less of an opportunity to impersonate her.
eliz108 2 years ago
This video on HD is so clear, I can see your pores 0_0 haha 0_0
starbucksandollars 2 years ago
The fact that we pay so much credence to this, person means we gotta problem as a nation. She knew how much media attention she would get when she did this. I put her on par with George W. in terms of actual intelligence.
bwag8008 2 years ago
"He punched me in the face at least ten times and my glasses fell off, I was thrown up against a desk unit, a counter top, and that was the moment right then when I realized I could go no further down than this, to be beaten by the leader [David Miscavige] of my so-called church." - Marc Headley, ex-Scientologist and former Executive Producer at Golden Era Production (production company owned by Scientology), Glosslip April 27, 2008
Scientology leader David Miscavige beats his staff. xenu(.)net
OpenComments 2 years ago
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TeleporterM11 2 years ago
sarah Palin is like a female version of hitler+mussolini+stalin+bush+skinheads+american nationalists (aka Nazis)
umbreon117 2 years ago
ok, i dont like her either, but what has she done to be like hitler?
snaredrums123 2 years ago
dumbass drone
AllenFTW 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure that Amy Brenneman is right when says that Palin resigned, so that she could take up a part on Private Practice. We're thinking a ditzy neurologist who mixes up medications :)
iceteabeingstirred 2 years ago
Chewy for president! :)
I'd go for the scandal reason to (though still no sign of it) or some family crisis.
ghostwritten87 2 years ago
CHEWY FOR PRES in 2012! Gosh I wanna read that Fan Fiction.
ElvendorkisUnisex 2 years ago
Who's Hank?
hardrain08 2 years ago
Here is one reason she quit. She got hammered by the media and now is being attacked by Republicans. The national media attacks were relentless and nobody can take it for too long. She can make a ton more money by writing a book or maybe doing a show on TV without getting attacked. Watch she will turn her 15 minutes of fame into some serious coinage.
runningray 2 years ago
I think she just got hammered.
hardrain08 2 years ago
I know this is really petty, but if John wasn't a best-selling author, I wouldn't have brought this up:
Is "i am going to tell you 4 reasons why she may have quit" grammatically correct? Cause, she has quit, so "may have quit" doesn't make sense. Wouldn't "I am going to tell you 4 possible reasons why she quit" make more grammatical sense?
loser078 2 years ago
No, because he's saying that he's just hypothesizing these reasons. If they were, without doubt, the reasons she quit, then it would have been what you said.
I hope that makes sense. It's 4:30am here.
AWillowedRose12 2 years ago
I guess it's really more a figure of speech more than anything...
But...hmm....interesting point.
TakeMeToTheMoon33 2 years ago
You live in Columbia? I am getting good reception despite the distance to the US. The Middle East is so far away.
7jerryv7 2 years ago
lol maybe Palin is going back to porn ... i know i know ill hush :D
Dozzer 2 years ago
yea chewy for president!
yoyomiksta 2 years ago
Apolosizing, my word was bad I am from Glixtbar 5 not Glitxbar 5 they would cut my tentacle off for saying wrong!!!
SpliffusBongicaOfGor 2 years ago
She is leave for Glitxbar 5, we are taking her back to reprogram her thinkbox with better.
SpliffusBongicaOfGor 2 years ago
it is possible that she and her family just want their life back.
LPcustom76 2 years ago
My aunt, an avid Palin supporter (and member of an obscure republican group that feels it necessary to sew tea bags onto hats and wear them in public in protest of something about taxes) swears Palin resigned because she's going to be investigating voters' discontent with Obama through out the states and creating a plan that will cause the Republican party to rise up and in the conquer next election. LOL True story.
thruaGlassOnion 2 years ago
You aunt must follow current events and see Obama sliding in the polls and Americans trust republicans more with foriegn policy and the economy. You should go with her to the next tea party, you might learn something
bluegsp 2 years ago
i'm desperately hoping the true reason is #4
luckstruck 2 years ago 2
Giant squids of anger :D
iPodluffer 2 years ago
My sister is one! So now when ever I call her one she says ' You are such a nerd!' Then I reply ' No. I'm a NERDFIGHTER!!!!!!!!!' and then I run off. Ya.
A kitten killing factory!?!?!? How sad!!! :,(
13katty13 2 years ago
"kitten killing factory" ...bahahaha!
greasydame 2 years ago
maybe she didn't go all out for quiting because she felt that, that would give unwanted press and we all know she's had plenty of unwanted press.
vendettatypeofgirl 2 years ago
You have an engaging manner of speaking - entertaining, fast and frantic.
pollywarrior 2 years ago 3
I actually expected this video to say
1) She sucks
2) She realises she sucks
3) No one liked her
4) All of the above.
Am I cruel?
squishablez 2 years ago 2
And you know...she's a porn star :/
Kukkii1337 2 years ago 4
"being the expert in alaskan politics than i am"
well you should be!! you wrote that "looking for alaska" book, about the struggles of gold miners.
what? that's not what the book is about?
damn.
purfectpuff 2 years ago
you are a genius
gibberanian 2 years ago
1. Nah. She's a known liar, as are most politicians. Her attributing "not quitting = quitting" is no different, however, than her other gems of logic (i.e. "abstinence works 'cause Jesus told me so.)
2. Let's all hope, pray, whatever that's this is NOT true, although it would be funny as hell.
3. Yep -- my guess. Money. Go figure. Fundie wanting more money 'cause Jesus had so much of it.
4. While this would be... well, the funniest fucking thing EVER, I highly doubt it.
Go Chewy!
rationalmuscle 2 years ago
Squids of Anger?
That's a sweet band name!
shallowbay91 2 years ago 2
Palin confuses me...CHUBACKA FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
imnotuniqueimmonique 2 years ago
"they basically become giant squids of anger."
john is my hero.
mbalexandra 2 years ago
CRYBABYSARAPALINQUIT <--- Cry Baby! Booo Hooodity Hoo Hoo HOO!
Obama's Poll numbers are tanking!
Mr Wealth Spreader is self-distructing!
Sarah is a shoe in in 2012!
Wink! Wink!
You Betcha!
VotingFemale 2 years ago
John, you need a haircut. The puff is starting to morph into a helmet. Also, are you wearing MJ's shirt?
partyweetow 2 years ago
She Resigned in order to get lose from the DNC tactic of constant frivilous lawsuit attacks. duhhhh
So that she can take on the DEM Slime Machine and help defeat it and get them out of power!
DUHHHHH!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
VotingFemale 2 years ago
omg stupid ass cunt palin is doing this to save her own ass and for no other reason, shes a quitter, a whiney baby whhaaaaa whaaaaa the media is mean to me!!! whaaa whaaaaa they make fun of my retarded baby!!! THIS WOMAN IS SO FUCKING STUPID SOMEONE PLEASE SHOVE A MOOSEBURGER UP HER ASS TO SHUT HER THE HELL UP! She will NEVER run in 2012, she is now seen as flaky and irresponsible. What a joke. Can't even finish ONE term as Governor. Shame Sarah SHAME!!!
CRYBABYSARAPALINQUIT 2 years ago
I think that Palins resignation has somthing to do with the death of Michael Jackson. Its so obvious!
Larmma 2 years ago 2
ok now that is just stuoid
flgatorakatsuki91 2 years ago
Aww it was just a joke! :(
Larmma 2 years ago
Definitely.
roshpaz 2 years ago
CHEWY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
better idea:
VADER FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
also, i just realized i have the same frames as john
MegaRad666 2 years ago
Please! I don't mind if you text message-speak, just PLEASE SPELL HIS DAMN NAME RIGHT! *grumble* *grumble* hurrumph.
F00D1ES 2 years ago