SEXUAL THOUGHTS: Sex with Big Girls and BF3

[MortalGloomyHell]

I Live in Utah :D

[69firefight]

Dude u hav completely ruined my study sessions ur halarious and i love ur commentaries!

[tommy35ss]

Yeah the beta sucked but the game is awesome

[MrJamesZboi]

14:27 Errr there's a joke like that, it goes; "Why don't over 80's get the smear test? Have you ever tried opening a cheese toastie?!" Just reminded me of it :P

[that1panamanian]

25 min... now i cant convert this video to an mp3...

[DiscoC1007]

ricky chops knows how to suport the great old ps3

[assaultangel]

i fucked a girl for six hours i would ask her if she wanted to keep going and she kept saying if you can keep going and you can't you're weak so i kept hitting it

[harry8175ritchie]

when im mad i take a shit on the disc put it in the freezer then load it back up. fuck!

[Disterric23]

some girls got dumbo flaps down their

[gabrielhuanosto]

1000rd like!!!

[venomnessnightmar2]

its funny how these kids heard everything about bf3 and nothing about pussy its sad

[Cornbreadddd]

BEST SERIES ON YOUTUBE!

[xconkersx1]

The beta was based on an older verison of bf3 when it was in th midst of developing. They just wnated to test the connections of servers, honestly the game is done and theres no glitching wats so ever and they also said in the up-coming patch that ther going back to the beta aiming engine and other shit, most betas are old verisons of the game, betas are usually testing connections.

[COOLKITTIES1]

I bet you were suprized when you found out that you have to download a 1080HD txter pack...

[slipknotjake]

youre all homosexuals

[tormentorox1]

at 18:42 it sounded like he explaining how to stuff a turkey!

[SedinWrestled2Bears]

you got a house in Utah?

that's where I live ha. I just thought that was pretty cool

[MrJimOrb]

The snipers need to be buffed. Other than that, this is a good game.

[pwnerised]

hilarious /subbed

[MrCrazyGopher]

LOL at that retard running on his side.

[ptbez]

@MrCrazyGopher I was laughing my ass off at that

[twitch681]

lol fuck the video i love the commentary and the talk hahah funny as fuck keep it up boyss:) lovee them all hahah <3

[jcollins1130]

Mw3 FTW

[acdlegend]

the bf3 graphics werent the "full" graphics. once you put in bf3, there is a graphic, texture pack you can download that improves the graphics, so the beta truly isnt the graphics the full game will have.

[legomanwolfpopcorn]

the ps3 beta of bf3 was kick -ass better than the x-box beta

[h1py]

@legomanwolfpopcorn The fact that you even commented that made me want to hit you.

[blablaleozinho]

how r u gonna fuck them up if they already have a dildo up their asses?!?!? xD

[MyckelJay]

Glitch Count in the first 4 minutes: 3

[FortWorthRaised]

That girl is my height... SHIT! And that build was only ONE month old. BF Defenders are allergic to vagina lol

[RijaHD]

UGHHHHHHHHH 5 FULL MINUTES OF YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES IS ENOUGH FOR ME! I ONLY WANNA HEAR YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT PUSSY! xD

[SpyroWJumpz]

Last comment.

[MrDEVIL344]

i got a boner hearing the story

[phonesnacabeca]

8thoughts voice needs to be in a game!!

[TheLastDon1000]

I prefer BC2..

[klose152]

the online play can be tweaked though. good stories ho

[LoStxNuMnUtS]

For any one commenting on the games your just making eight thoughts and thems point. No one cares listen to the entertainment not the 5 min of game talk

[K0NTEB0NKER]

lol I'm bigger than EightThoughts

[K0NTEB0NKER]

I booted up the beta, got killed and deleted it.

[FernieNU]

this had me in stitches, definitely just subscribed cos of your sexual thoughts podcasts no homo. keep it up this is class entertainment.

what was funnier was the fact that so many people concentrated on your 5 minute talk about battlefield instead of the hilarious stuff that was talked about in the rest of the video.

[TheBigEyebrows]

on the game, i pre ordered BF3 expecting an almost perfect game. since the beta, my expectations have been certainly lowered, but i am not cancelling. BF3 will be far from a perfect game, but it will be better than BC2 and MW# doesn't look much better. A game where you can put on a helmet and move virtually in your mind is a perfect game. lets look forward to BF26

[RyanConlonGuitar]

Wow this is really something else..

[Reiverbell21]

i like how John waits like 3 episodes to elaborate on the different placements of tongue rings....

[th3awsom3]

I WROTE THISD COMMENT WITH MY PENIS

[BOTiTTE]

@th3awsom3 nmre rtoo

[monkeypunch100]

@th3awsom3 as did i

[Xeando]

I´m a virgin but seriously these series are amazing XD

[mikeveda1]

A BLOWN FIRESTONE TIRE OUT ON THE HIGHWAY LOOOL

[Gazkhuul]

WTF!!! Eightthoughts you guys do know that even though the games packaged and shipped already, you do know that they release patches before you can play the game.... I hope you know that.

[TheLife1989]

@Gazkhuul i shouldnt have to download a patch as soon as i play to fix shit that shouldve been already fixed. usually patches are for game mechanics not huge fucking glithces. it should already be the final product.

[Gazkhuul]

@TheLife1989 ROFL.... what games do you play??? Any game that has a beta or just any big game has a ptach on the first day... Thats how it is.... Get used to it

[Descyfer]

@EightThoughts Games are good to play with friends and have fun, but getting some Clam Burger is unprecedented. BTW eightthoughts asian do fucking rock ive had one for 3 years now. Keep the videos coming and you guys called that all these trolls would get a hard for their fanboy wars. keep the vids coming bro.

[theworlddiesin6]

Okay, i just dont understand how a tongue ring is gayer than being analed....

[fuckthegypsies]

im personally a cod fan and lets agree the graphics in both bf3 and mw3 are shit. but can we focus on game mecanics after mw3 comes out and u play it then u can start bashing ot if u want

[TheLife1989]

@fuckthegypsies finally the only smart gamer. amen to that.

[iluvitallful]

Love how this guy fucks up his retarded viewers in the comments. What a beaut

[666cellomaniac]

Why didnt you use your chopper gunner??

[2crazy4u5]

Some people like BF3 some like MW3 who cares we all like vagina and thats what counts

[ThePanakuukanap]

i kinda like the mp in battlefield better, but the extras in cod more

[akaziggy96issolo]

fake chow FTW!!

[BuckeyeForLiife]

haha the very end!

[EightThoughts]

@gonizar12 Dude. We didn't fail hard. We talk about sex and girls for 20 minutes of a 25 minute video and you mention a video game. Obviously, you're a 16 year old nerd who's got the balls to talk trash over the internet, but not the stones to actually use them with a girl.

[gonizar12]

@EightThoughts wow, that is actually funny x) i loved your vid and all, but im just dropping facts ;)

[chevito6]

@EightThoughts OWNED.

[blablaleozinho]

@EightThoughts nice one! xD

[blablaleozinho]

hahaha i can't believe after hearing what they said at 22:04 about fucking fanboys u guys still TALK about bt3 and mw3 IN THE COMMENTS xD

[blablaleozinho]

eightthoughts Can nancy give me a massage!?!?!?! xD

[AaaaaaaaaaawYeaaaaaa]

@EightThoughts Well you are a nerd too, i mean, you play COD and BF for Christ sake :P

[ricopower14]

@gonizar12 humiliation!

[zaphyb0y]

did any1 else laugh their fuckin ass of at the guy at 3:40..

[seankinstion]

I told you to fucking get mw3 this is why I fucking HATE BATTLEFIELD

[TheActualRizzyy]

HAHAHAHA HE SAID HE TOOK A PENIS IN THE ANUS. That was kinda funny. But for real though. Roast beef is good with some gravy,

[GuitarGuyJHx]

Everyone i know thinks bf is terrible.

CoDs terrible.

Cant we all just have an orgy?

[YourMomsWookie]

The beta came out 6 months ago, this a 6 month old beta...

Didn't want to sound like a troll, but you guys are dickheads.

Enjoyed the video!;)

[o0oK1LLERo0o]

The beta software is about 2 months old. Just because the beta was released a couple weeks ago doesn't mean that it's the finished product.

[Illmc13]

Eight Thoughts lost me after he said he took a dildo from a woman smh. Idc who its from that's gay.

[anelerkulhaha]

awkward moment was the best

[0megoG]

the beta was a two month project. it doesnt even use the real game engine.

[xPuertoxRican]

What about all of the CoD fanboys with the Mw3 hype what makes you think that anything infinityward says is true what makes you guys think that Mw3 wont be as shitty as Mw2 or black ops?

[bluered9600]

@xPuertoxRican mw2 was not shitty

[xPuertoxRican]

@bluered9600 thats your opinion but its not the opinion of alot of the CoD players

[MrJBradz]

you should do like hour long podcasts! i would dig having that, listening to it on the bus while you make me lol ahaha!

[xStevexNastyx]

You guys are dope....Follow me on Twitter @ImTooAwesome....i follow back

[PhatBoySlim655]

2:00 = fail lol..

[poppychewlow00]

and yes 6pounds i was the same way. i would want sexy bitches to sit on my face and let my friends know how it tastes.. 

[poppychewlow00]

these faggots in the comments are worried about battlefield, 6pounds is eatin STANK pussy and eight thoughts is fuckin linebackers. whats wrong with you video game nerds.

[EightThoughts]

@poppychewlow00 The most common sense comment on this video!

[Norcalbowhunter]

@poppychewlow00 The guy makes a video game recording on youtube where he goes out of his way to insult BF3 when some simple research and reading would have made him look less ignorant and you think its dumb they comment on what he said? Simply put the beta was on a old client, nothing they say will change the fact they are on a old client. They will run off and spend $60 on MW3 using a 5 year old client, but they want to bash BF3, how ironic right?

[poppychewlow00]

@Norcalbowhunter 5 minutes of video game talk and 20 minutes of sexual thoughts talk. id hate to burst your bubble son but this was not a video game commentary. if there was a point to this video besides the fact that eight thoughts lost his virginity to a lineman off the Dallas cowboys football team, it was that video games are not as important then getting your cock wet. but the controller down, take a shower, and go get into some strange.. thats all hes trying to say buddy.

[Mac1026]

@thefishindahouse Bad company 2 wasn't true battlefield and this will be once you can play with vehicles. This plays more like 1942 than any of the others and i like that.

[thefishindahouse]

@Mac1026 im not talking about bad company 2 you moron .

since battlefield 2 was developed by TRAUMA STUDIOS and not DICE (Dice fired them after they finished the game) i knew that battlefield 3 would never be as good as battlefield 2.

And yeah well as i expected battlefield 3 just plays like bad company 2 with more vehicles less linear maps and way more guns and lights n shit

[LogDon69]

I feel like john just gets pissed off

[Inexactchange111]

I get a feeling that the other guys who aren't 8thoughts might have never had sex ...

[abcdefghijklmnop6407]

well I was pretty thankful for my 2 ply toilet paper after the boss shit i took the other day.

[LoluskPoo]

@thefishindahouse HYPOCRITE!!!!!!

[Nino1911Brown]

she was pre op lol

[ElatednuT]

I think its funny that you actually think EA/Dice would release the retail version of BF3 broken like the beta is. Dice said when the beta came out that it is an old build of the game and are just stress testing the servers. Fanboys will be fanboys no matter which way you slice it. There will be nobody falling thru the maps or getting killed by dead people in the full game. Also BF3 has nothing to do with Bad Company 2.

[1BYEBYE1]

You guys are sooooo retarded, if you payed attention to anything dice has said, the reason why there was soo many glitches is because it was old codeing, they only reason they had a beta was to test ea's servers to make sure they can Handel the players. Also they graphics

Do suck on a ps3 and xbox compared to the Pc but in the beta for the pc you couldn't change the graphic settings because it's just the beta and it would keep the downloads small. But dice has said when the full game is relea

[MrEnthusiasticish]

BC FTW

[BionicleArm]

see what people dont realize(if your active in the battlefield community) EVERYONE KNOWS that this is a 6 month of r&d beta. basically what that means is that once the game was announced, after 6 months this is what they had developed and worked. so, they just released their work for the beta, thats why there are not many things usable when you unlock them, at that time, they werent exactly 100% created. this game will be fine.

[nmss7]

I LOVE PUSSY!!!!! FUCK GAMES!!!!

[ProphaneSnipes]

bf3 is amazing on the pc those guys are idiots........

[SUPERpanda911]

Double ply is the best.

Jus' sayin'.

[dredank]

did simple get pissed at 6pounds?

[KHILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

i know u wont reply but Eight when ur doing a girl is it better to finger her then lick her or lick her then finger her just wondering

[verifymyageful]

@KHILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA same time actually is better

[KHILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

@verifymyageful haha ok man thnxs

[TheReapersCry]

My freaking cousin said " This is nothing like Black Ops" and i was like 0_o angry. "BECAUSE THIS ISNT MADE BY TREYARCH!!!" (I don't know how to spell)

[126DOMO]

Vagina>Video games quit your yacking

[Classificationz]

The graphics shown in the demos are from PC. And on PC we have higher resolution so that's why it looks good.

[Hockeyfan3444]

"i took a penis in my a hole" whtttttt

[polloloco1795]

Bf3 sucks , kids stop trying to defend it .

[MrBadApple999]

from the trailers of single player id love this game, ive never ever been a hardcore internet player, cause i end up breaking my controllers because of 12 year olds that play it evryday, but yea...single player looks fucking sick

[K3vinEddie]

this NEEDS to be a podcast please :)

[kingisaiahzx3]

DOUBLE PLY TOLET PAPER FTW

[NintendoMaster098]

So why was BF3 talk mixed into the same video has Sexual Thoughts?

[bvelasquez1331]

ricky has to get on his commentatiing a game

[bvelasquez1331]

when me and my boys get on a roll its gam over the map is gunna get flattened

[ipwnukazu]

Holy fuck man 6 4 i once met a chick 6 8 scared the shit out of me since im 6 2

[Fishing587]

man all these ppl trolliing go outside

[d3m0n876]

lol the two highest rated comments are BF3 fanboys

[EightThoughts]

Stop with the BF3 crying. I admit I was wrong with my initial thoughts and now realize the error of my ways. The final product will be much better. Now, enjoy the Sexual Story. It starts here- 5:40

[8dukesbats4]

@EightThoughts sukkas gonna suck....

[BYOH562]

@EightThoughts stop inviting ricky chops man ruinging the show </3

[GuitarGuyJHx]

@BYOH562 :O

You make me sick.

[BYOH562]

@GuitarGuyJHx good



[RahnekGaming]

@ThatZevGuy IGN is a piece of shit.

[ThatZevGuy]

@RahnekGaming i agree, just said theres a new BF3 video from there. soo.....glad you could get that off your chest.

[TheTryHard44]

Im just fixing on what you said, the beta is a 3 month old build by now everything is most likely fixed, so im just saying in a game like BF3 i think ea are going to do the best possible way to fix every glitch, all the movements ect.

[ProtectionDirect]

I have about 30+ people I game with on PC that are a mix of Hardcore COD people and BF people. Bottom line is, a lot of COD people dislike the game most BF people like it. I'm on the hardcore COD side but I put 30 hours into the Beta it's it's a fucking great game. Regardless, the Beta is a pretty old build. If you look at some of the newer videos you can tell they're a much newer build. I guarantee the print version has most issues fixed and you can bet your balls there will be a day 1 patch

[docvoc1]

If you guys want some crazy stories, come up to memphis, tn after basketball games the prostitutes and tots come out to the street corners and these are some black bitches, like DD big ass chicks. They aren't tight or anything but it would be a story lol, they aren't gorgeous but ya know it'd be a story lol

[bassguyjwb]

@docvoc1 memphis, tn..rep your hood. ha. Go Tigers!

[docvoc1]

@bassguyjwb BLEED BLUE BABY go tigers :D

[Doriian102092]

ohh man just f*cked my girl with my parents in the house nd the door of my room open.. EPICCCCCCC lol

[CoD1PrOs]

eight thoughts do u live in Vancouver BC

[wahlers30]

Its shitty on the wii too...

[jsecker16]

BTW it's not a demo showing you what the finished game looks like, its a beta only meant to stress test the severs.

[jsecker16]

EightThoughts, I'd like to see what you have to say about the actual BF3 that comes out in 2 weeks and not a 3 month old beta build. You're really funny though, keep up the vids.

[Jaw01819970]

Don't want to sound like a troll, but the beta software was ready in June, and sony and Microsoft thought their systems couldn't run it till september. So the beta is like alpha pretty much. So the full game is all patched and shit. Plus they gave us a shitty map to play on

[Lopiuo]

Yay video games comments!!

[halokid7]

As a notice, Eightthoughts, the beta for PC locked Ultra mode, so we can only go up to "High" That's the reason it doesnt look amazing yet.

[lebalo3z]

i like double ply

[killraven123]

I'll pay 60 bucks if I can play battlefield 2 online again.

[starfish304]

someone needs to tell eight thoughts to stfu. then maybe we could hear the other guys talk.

[skylerrox90]

@starfish304 its his channel, hes the one making the vids. he can talk all he wants. dont be a dumbass



[BliizardLiizard]

PC looks fucking great. Better than Console. But not as good as the trailer.

[leomantles]

snu snu !

[JonEastling23]

i've heard the beta was 3 months old

[alex300010]

i cant eat roast beef anymore. everytime i see it i get sick.

[MrGreybeat]

I fucking love games im 13 and got a blow job and fingered her so Eightthoughts suck my dick

[KPopp]

Why didn't I know about this series :-o! I love sex talk!

[MrFufuMalanga]

@KPopp these guys are the best! check out sexual stories too ;)

[TheLuminousty]

Hella glitches.

[TheLuminousty]

Ventrillo?

[GeckoSniper]

The beta is actually an old build and the PC version can't be played on the "ultra" settings because of it.

[Arepa47]

You had a fucking chopper gunner and it took you 5 minutes to make a single kill!!!

[MrCompEng]

the beta on console, from what i hear is worse graphically on console than on pc, but beta is shitty no matter what

[keggors]

dude small girls all the way!!! my girl is like 4'2" and my cock is like the size of her head.

[Dimebag08RIP]

@keggors 4'2"? What is she like 12?

[TTPredator]

Love this series

[mhtripp45]

The beta is only the two month old version, giving them plenty of time to fix what is wrong with it

[Skydogg5555]

at 3:10 the gun reloads itself WTF

[itzsebass310]

You guys need to make a podcast!!!!!!!!!!!!

[diablosfire6]

Hahahahaha Ben, I love you. Homo intended (call me)