FASTEST CAT ATTACK EVER !!

[nokturnalmortom666]

I find this hilarious!

[viciousrape]

did anyone else expect to hear "YOU CAN EAT SHIT & FUCKING DIE!"?

[codyskoff]

There's something wrong with your VHS

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

i wanted to write some troll comment about swedish chuck norris and a cat, but i am to lazy.... think off something and write it here

[TheTerminator102]

need a scary face at the end then it is really ripped ^^

[makemebad451000]

i lost 35 secounds of my life

[DracoRave]

So that who has Chuck Norris's cat.

[NalleJohansson]

youtube recodes the vids rite? maybe its about time they normalize the sound on these clips? on one u hear fk all, the next the idiot making it must be fking deaf..... sigh..........

[dycphoto]

I hear a dubstep remix in the works.

[MegaJeneta]

i thought he was talking american the whole time...

[wisper654]

My fucking eaars!!! >.<

[bangogogo]

my ears are bleeding thanks

[YouShouldBeSpankful]

pause at 0:30

looks like they're making out

[Kijo98]

you could make that into a dubstep o.O

[ThePinkisgothic]

my eaaarrrrssssssssss T.T

[sorich]

Holy shit, I had to dip my nuts in coconut oil after this shit came on!

[okithesniper]

finally i found a creature that CAN attack chuck norris

[Shanorni]

you talk to loud thats why ha ha ha

[jackw7154]

I WAS ALSO WAITING FOR BONKERS :3

[elviraeight]

I would have liked to see it through to see how long it lasted that would have been better, but yes the initial attack was fast

[OlleSZ1]

well yeah it was fast...i guess he shit in hes pants :P

[ThePandoh]

LOL

[pruefziffer]

cats don't like loud people they don't know.

[xxxellirks]

lmfao. i laughed so much have of my brain cells are gone, wich means i have 2 left.

[kubampower]

i was waiting for a bonkers to kick :D

[hdpcshow]

its hollands lol

[SearchingGoblin]

its definitely over 9000

[hakimie30]

haha is that chuck norris and his cat?

[bethker1]

oh my days why i laughed so much at this i do not nah hahaha

[sharemyhobby]

my roflcopter goes soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy soy

[bernhardweber]

ULTRAAA ULTRAA ULTRAAA ULTRAAAA

Fatality combo!!!

[TheMaverickSpawn]

dirty beat!

[fedism]

You want to expose christianity for what it is? Read the old and new testament!

[TheDarkWind666]

exposingchristianity . com

[Zgiadz]

Arme man xD

[KatideCoD]

PARTY!

[MsEdgar88]

LOL that was great

[MsEdgar88]

I'm laughing and the cat hasn't attacked yet

[Gvalmar]

asshowl

[galveston19]

Dirty Bit!

[DatGuyOmar]

LMAO



[fireice2037]

Ow my ears. 

[Rudyfourth]

R.I.P. Headphone users

[mriso179]

@Rudyfourth I dont see what you mea../UKI

[hardyharlol701]

@Rudyfourth I know RIGHT????

[THGATEKEEP]

@Rudyfourth LMAO!!



[Multi5798]

typical dutch cat

[Nightsaw10]

ahahha nice beat

[songokumone]

I THINK ITS KENSHIROS CAT!!!

[deadballo]

In Holland Chuck Norris can be bitch slapped by a pussy. Who knew?

[TheDarkHadoken]

It's over 9,000

[Alonsos305]

Never put a pussy that close to your face

[Recklessben1]

Lol i thought it was bonkers by dizzy rascal :P

[helenajesstarzak]

REMIX!

[ImpressiveJEFF]

Its Chuck Norris!

When will there be Justin Bieber video?

[nokturnalmortom666]

hahahaha This actually made me laugh, surprisingly!

[iiAsad]

did that cats just scratch chuck norris? lol

[AndreasThijs]

put a dirty bit at 0.23 and you will be famous :D

[quinzoris]

omg geweldig moment om toe te slaan! ahaha love the cat!

[tarziq]

i cant stop....wat..hav..you done.t..me

[randy2000000]

dirty bit

[Thebeastwitin1]

Cat was like r u trying 2 kisses me and i don't like beards and den FACIAL!!!

[ArsMaxx]

lol i pissed in my pants..

[SuperDanieBananie]

He is defenatly not gonne forget about kareltje

[gg2000gg2000]

didn't know Chuck Norris has a cat

[dumazuko]

Aww I wanted to see his reaction

[Rebound622]

this video isnt really that funny. then why am i blacking out while laughing?? maybe its because the guy is so confident and sincere and happy while praising this cat. Maybe its because the cat is just looking down and waiting patiently, allowing him finish talking before the strike. Maybe its the 1000 repeated strikes across the guys face.

[MrAngelChacon]

Chuck Norris?



[FuzzyPurpleSocks]

TROLOLOLOL

[SHAINE1002]

Lol

[SHAINE1002]

I would have flung that mother fucker across the room XD

No offense to all my cat lovers

[MegaPrince123456789]

he is chuck norris' brother...now the cat is doomed X(

[Venusstar22]

LOL...why do these people always assume that it's perfectly okay to walk up a cat and hold it. YOU HAVE TO EARN A CAT'S TRUST...its not a dog that all you do is throw it a piece of meat and suddenly it becomes your friend...cats make you work harder to earn their trust especially if you weren't around when it was a kitten and grew up with it. Cats often don't let random strangers touch them without running away and hissing or something to protect themselves, and if they do...it NEVER ends well.

[Crazy21Grl]

SO FUNNY! POOR GUY!

[Superegio42]

All those slaps with till this cat molester not to do that again. LOLed so hard to this video. The paws came out of no where. LOL!!

[SDeje]

My ears! They bleed!

[LameLoura]

is that Chuck Norris ?

[lupycute007]

@LameLoura i tought the same thing when i saw this video.. i was like.. THATS CHUCK NORRIS CAT! LOOK AT HIM HAHAHA

[alex30riv]

Pwned by a cat !! How lame.

[MrFrooost]

AAAAAAH! My speakers!!!

[ItsJustTia]

What the cat heard: .....'And shes coming home with me tonight' BITCH SLAP

[Baseballplayinty]

Sounds like Dubstep

[elimdeyonkersny]

That's DJ Scratchhhhh! give this gat his own turntable!!!!!!

[xHizukax]

OMG! O_O thats chuck norris!!! ..so he has a weakness eh.... cat's paw

[kbosati]

485 people got bitch slapped by the cat

[IcePac7]

@kbosati i disliked cuz i blew my ears out when i started the damn video -___-

[loosertubesucks]

Fucking gay

[Toobulations]

I was waiting for the techno music to start :/

[CubicleJack]

That's what happens when you attack someone that looks like Chuck Norris.. You get trapped in a time loop..

[Baito28]

?>>

[roblox1o]

i laughed when the cat smaked him lol

[SuperTastik]

What the cat heard: "Here we have a fresh, delicious cat. It has excellent flavor and I can't wait to eat it. Now let's take a bite."

[bruhaha404]

@SuperTastik , Are you Chinese?!

[Zeesarh]

100 hits Combo!!

[Chyva4ok]

as you can see....its not Chuck Norris

[badheart30]

Oh my God I can't stop laughing!

[BloodBeast14]

Give him the left cat give him the left

[the7bell]

Coffee breath will do it every time.

[MrDenizen]

lol Chuck Norris got owned!

[paulec252]

Wish I could see the whole thing without the audio rape.

[istrex]

the cat was like damn brush your teeth!!!

[Pwnugently]

Lol he doesn't look like a redneck he looks like chucknorris. Or is chuck Norris a redneck... Everything u know is a lie :0

[XtraonionsonmyPizza]

tears in my eyes, XD, LMAO

[Tactual]

I laughed my ass off at this

[Phantom2454]

President of Iran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gets owned.

[KhmerD0g]

@Phantom2454

that guy does not look like iranian. he looks like a red-neck bitch.

[jreacher79]

Wow this video is really really shit

[9sunskungfu]

at 0:3 secs "I hate cattle"

[topolina219]

@9sunskungfu 'hij heet carl' xpp

it's dutch, people, nederlands xxxx from belgium

[3ogy]

Ninja super cat

[lauriefly4ever]

DIRTY BIT

[TheEXpothead]

lol I actually kinda thought it wuz funny but ofc what aint on weed

[AFCAUltra]

Its in Dutch, he sayes:

"He is sweet he is well trained, there is nothing wrong with him, his name is Karel, well this was it, you can pick him up, do not forget that, this was animal ant (name of program) keep watching, keep writing and Karel really remember about him! "BITCH SLAP "

[Multi5798]

@AFCAUltra he says in dutch at the end never forget him

[TheSupnig]

Cat: Juukenho: Hakke Rookojuu Yonshou!

[TMvidios]

boringgggggggg

[Macmizan]

Stupid fuckers...

[moester11]

cats hate beards, idk why.

[whisperingdragon1976]

so dumb



[eszereme3]

It would be better to see the video without all the editing crap at the end.

[gepettobrent]

Wow I thought that was Chuck Norris so that had to be a fast cat.!

[scuddles1752]

Dirty bit!!!!

[VendPrekmurec]

Cat attacked because this guy sounds annoying

[djoleserbian]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahah­ahahahahahahah nice vegeta comment

[1eddcsq]

it is very funny ! what a freakin cat ! that ca t is very dangerous ejeje~! ^_^

[Estonian4life]

MY EARS!

[rawrfudge101]

by 23 i was expecting it to go "DIRTY BIT"

[matthewmayhem]

@Hornproduction Same here, I damn near jumped out of my chair. LOL !!!! 

[denniroberto]

I was waiting for a beat to drop..

[CityHunter84]

@denniroberto yeah that would of been fucking BOSS

[gymleader96]

stupid!!stop repeating and show us what happened afetr the cat scratched him!

[matthewmayhem]

Turn down the damn AUDIO!!!

[KyraFirestream]

TIOO¡¡ QUE YA VIMOS QUE LE ARAÑA EN TODO EL MALDITO OJO XDDD NO HACE FALTA QUE LO REPITES COÑO¡¡ XDDDDD

[SK8MAN49]

Goes perfect with daft punk one more time

[TheHornyGorrilaz]

CHUCK NORRIS

[lucifer8769]

hahahahaha!!!

lol

[BlackSupraC2]

omfg this goes perfect with the song Pon de Floor

[thebasementmusicians]

haha

[evoldevildogs]

TIME FOR A TECHNO REMIXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gn00bie]

i had fuckin speakers on loud

[neelonghunglow]

cats hate the german language...they think it sounds disrespectful

[GuntherL1]

@neelonghunglow They might, but this reporter was speaking Dutch.

[DeathKitty123456]

LOL that cat hates him

[jetfight11]

its buck norris

[nagato6661]

Hahahahahhahahahha

[tom11zz884]

the cat smelled the man's foul breath, plus with that scraggly beard, the cat mistaked the man's face as prey...lol

[SirSephiroth13]

97 HITS

[guitarriff1988]

Turn up the music,DJ Cat Kool's in the house lmao!!!!!!! :-)

[Rikudaru27]

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

[joseluisnewyork]

@Rikudaru27 ultra!!!...ultra!!!...ultraaa!­!!

[chocolatejuggalo]

The rippin and the tearin, the rippen and the tearin. :D

[lolitarubia]

jajajajaja

[lordsardonicvids]

He: "here Kitty kitty..!" Kitteh: "That's Freddy KRUEGER BITCH!"

[tranglomango]

NOW THAT IS FAJIN

[alexbivol99]

D:

[gabypie]

The cat owned!!

[pedronied]

WAIT... WUT?

[thelordmule]

+1 for rap bonus

[arnaldo717]

thats more likr chuck norrises cat

[nulius1]

Evil cat no like beards! Kill beards!

[jonathanhutc12k]

lol cat beat the shit out of him

[evanite]

So he's saying;

He is SWEET, he is clean.

He's totally healthy, his name's Karel.

Well this was it, pick him up !

[fschmidt]

Zo; die haalt even het behang van z'n bakkes :-)

[cruzejobbers]

It's like George Bush and Van Morrisson!

[MeTaLandPiZzAdUdE]

ROFL

[xXStarShinesXx]

you're ghey.

[666TheDevilRocks666]

poor dude lol my cat did that to me once got her claw stuck in the skin under my nose piercing ouch :O

[ddafdd]

i laughed as soon as i saw the cats face

[Reedoxpoop]

Hey, it's lief! Hey it's senioik!

[astanaarcommander]

@Reedoxpoop lol at your dutch ,p

[iwatchyou001]

the cat want only to shaving him..

[Reedoxpoop]

I LOL'D SO HARD AND ALMOST ROFL*D !!! AWESOME VIDEO

[blackoreo124]

wow.

[xb3l0wz3r0x]

lol

[BreachaOfficial]

pissy kitty lol... funny as shyt tho

[ergindalto]

sounds like a sprinkler at the end

[thebakerman1]

I'm sure the cat attacked because of the blaring audio. But I'm not sure why it was necessary to play the attack 137 times in a row . . .