Patrice O'neal Teaches Women How to Keep Their Man Happy

[EPICPokerTV4]

aint these rules the same with women though, like men need to shut the fuk up , thats how u make a girl love u ?

[Kinjamaimai]

Patrice dead, Mencia still alive. God damnit!

[nouswalkons]

"You wanna get married?" "BRRUAAUHPP. BAUHHRRHH." hahaha oh shit

[r2g1]

Damn, the dislikes are from the girls who don't adhere to the testimony of Patrice...

[trooperjoe73]

oh shit, freaking tears!!

[PLOttawa]

"Brush your teeth."

[jason1309]

shit I think I pulled a neck muscle laughing

[Hussdagreat]

Haha bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!

[Gr33d50]

this bit is fucking ultimate RIP

[Peabody6517]

very clever

[Demendred1605]

Patrice was one of a kind. In a way, its better he passed on than would be really fucked up with that stroke, not being able to talk. For Patrice, that would have been worse than death.

RIP you funny mother fucker you

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

lol omg he so bad lol u cant watch this with your family

r.i.p

[ulyssesm2005]

Thumbs up is Patrice brought you here cuz he was funny NOT anyone else!!

[autobot69000]

fat morpheus

[FraisC]

RIP! the best always leave too early smh

[amydafig]

R.I.P. Big man. Thanks for the laughs and insight.

[aqualane1]

Omg one bit without him bringing up race! Yippee!!

[superstarshots]

@aqualane1 If you were black for one day, you'd understand why black comedians bring it up all the time.

[therealjohnio]

Holy shit that was rad!

[SteveSparx]

a natural

[kelly2charmin]

Tonight a comedian died in New York.

[loopyfist1876]

Rest In Peace....Thank You Sir!!!

[elizabeth112k7]

Thank You for making us laugh! RIP Homie!

[jwalkerman84]

Patrice you left us way too early. The world needs more people like you. You could loosen anyone up with your comedy, bringing people together through laughter. RIP Patrice

[sbpDynamite]

Rest In Peace Patrice

[moodel]

He may have been a comic but pretty much all of what he states here is true for about 70% of guys. Do it ladies or forever be caught in the cycle of being dumped, cheated on and generally treated badly. Most guys will want you to talk and take an interest in them though.

[pepnutty]

Great hbo stand up..RIP Brotha.

[saraheff]

I'm only here because he's dead. Doesn't make it any less hilariously true though.

[Miigz27]

I EVEN TOLD THE ANGRY PIRATE ONE TODAY AT WORK. DIDNT FIND OUT TILL AND HOUR AGO. RIP PATRICE.

[kenash27]

R.I.P. BRO

[luiguiSxE]

rip man.. u were one of my favorites

[pleasuretokill]

Man. I just saw this dude a few months ago. I'm speechless. Seeing him perform gave me one of the best nights of my life. I am in shock and so sad right now.

[lxHeadShotVIPxl]

The truest 2 minutes ever spoke. R.I.P Patrice

[funkyflashman]

Patrice told it like it is man. O and A wouldnt be the same again. So fucking sad man.

[phiberoptick]

RIP dood...you funny ass mofo

[pokemon20035150]

u will be missed by many now w/ big guy in the clouds. *smile*

[iamwhosoever]

RIP

[dantheliar57]

Rest In Patrice

[msaqualady85]

►R.I.P "Patrice O'neal" (May You Rest In Peace)..

[Mikemantis819]

This was my favorite by him, R.I.P. Patrice!!!

[trtj200]

RIP. We will never be as happy!!

[ssidiouss]

lol r.ip.



[myronmlawing]

RIP!!!!

[toadsmuggler]

RIP

[RamsesCairoC]

En paz descanse genio de la comedia! (thumbs up si estas de acuerdo!)

[BrendanIsCool]

oh patrice rest easy my man

[THEUNHINGEDSANITY]

rest in paradise

[pmck99]

too young man. RIP. 

[dmd1978]

Good Night Sweet Prince.

[bsmith12086]

Damnn, you're the man. RIP.



[ind0ctr1n3]

It's my birthday, and he died...How screwed up is that? Yet, he always made me laugh whenever I saw his stuff. RIP mtf'er.

[pmck99]

@ind0ctr1n3 why is it screwed up? should the poor guy have picked a different day? What's screwed up is you. The world does NOT revolve around you or your birthday.

[ind0ctr1n3]

@pmck99 Only somebody as insecure as you would take that as a sign that I think the world revolves around me or my birthday. Grow up kiddo.

[Eyedea]

I'm glad theres an increase in attention to his work..a shame though it occured because of his passing.

[skull24]

RIP 

[lafrance16]

#RipPatrice

[50ztej]

RIP one of the realest comedians

[Austin9424]

RIP

[fuckinsober]

R. I. P.

[LAWoman323213]

LMFAO at 1:46!

[fuckinsober]

R .I. P.

[RoGugga]

RIP

[goodstockmedia]

Rest in peace! Gave us tons of laughs!

[maplekillaz]

RIP!!!

[creamyapanties]

RIP, brother. Up there playing spades with Greg Geraldo, Sam Kinison, Richard, Jim, Bernie, and Robin Harris now. You lucky bastard.....

[InsidiousTuna1]

RIP, big man.

[murdermar1]

R.I.P

[dapperdonmilli]

R.I.P PAT

[zIxNiGhTMaRexIz]

Rest in paradise

[titoburrito777]

Say hey to Heavy D. for me. Rest In Peace-Out.

[renzoc]

R.I.P. There will never be another one like you!

[bigbussey]

Rip funny as shit man. Will ne missed greatly

[itwas1ofthem]

R.I.P.

[MSMEDIA313]

R.I.P---- FUNNY AS HELL.

[mikeydee1234]

rip patrice THUMBS UP if you heard his greatness before vinny sent everybody here!!

[BIGReckz]

from UK

jus recognised this comedian i think the saturday just past and now i hear he died

R.I.P

[piilky]

RIP Patrice

[kerenjb33]

THUMBS UP.. if Vinny Guadagnino send you here! R.I.P Patrice O'neal

[colenbrak]

@kerenjb33 fuck you, trying to get thumbs up while pretending to honour the life of patrice o'neal.

[zippyzee]

RIP big boy, you'll be missed

[Otaku348]

RIP

[roxandem10]

rip :'(

[stoLenLogic9]

rip =(

[birdizzle]

RIP

[grunt8652]

RIP, Patrice...

[SONYWONDER]

Unfortunatly Patrice O'neal has pass away

[ltrizzle84]

Rest in pieces

[Mangobrain82]

28 women aren't filthy enough to embaress their parents

[ParkLeeNa]

R.I.P

[CapnSammich]

@ParkLeeNa Not dead. He just had a stroke.

[milhuisen]

Get well soon Patrice !

[GitarStu]

All you dicks RIPing. He's not fucken dead!! He's had a stroke. Stroke does not alway mean dead.

Here's hoping for a speedy recovery Big Fella. You're awesome man

[bulbousduckbeak]

R.I.P. 

[im2PacsFather]

R.I.P.

[im2PacsFather]

REST IN PEACE

[bad4ever2010]

I broke up with my lame ass girlfriend for one of these things Patrice speaks off. She was lazy in bed, boring as hell!

[sudokcd]

@thedarksideofbetty

If you think Patrice is racist, search "schools brawd on funny", where he says he wishes Imus didn't get fired. He busts balls and if there wasn't some truth to the observations they wouldn't be so funny.

[jbudrow1]

Greatest bit of ALL TIME.

[tupac4life1989]

hes funny cuz the shit he sais is real..plus just how he delivers it and sounds..hahah i love u patrice..

[ScotIncognito]

I love that's what he ends his show with.

[thedarksideofbetty]

Patrice O'Neal is a racist cunt.

[CoolerKing37]

@thedarksideofbetty *sigh* How many more videos are you going to post the same exact comment? And quit being such a PC faggot.

[2people4music]

Were can I find the rest of this show? Because I watched it on tv but now i can't find it anymore.

[Nocturnal1707]

Funny.dude

[ajpoopieschitz]

22 people are not 15 dollar whores.

[Mangobrain82]

We need filth

[amydafig]

Pay attention ladies: this is how you do it. If you don't like it, there's always lesbianism. ☻ 1♥

[hollisprophet]

@amydafig hahaha, great comment!

[707crx]

int the bedroom u have to be a 15 dollar hooker!!! lmfao!!!!

[JackHorny77]

Man Patrice Oneal is not just one of the best comics of the last 30 years, but one of the best ever!

[707crx]

dont ever talk.....a 15 dollar hooker ..f@#$in funny~!

[Zennofobic]

"ain't that the truth, RUTH!!!" - DJ Love Daddy

[matteaucubed]

Guy is great. Don't watch with your wife!

[sxeW1LL]

"jus suck the dick like your retarded", funniest shit eva . got me pissin myself

[JC247365]

@AFLmegafan

Its on Netflix

[RNCatt]

this mother fucker is on point!

"just shut the fuck up, with yo non sense"

[Texas4life1986]

THIS IS THE TRUTH

[CHUCKDEZZY69]

genius!

[JG15UK]

we all know all the dislikes were from women

[czechmix09]

@JG15UK I don't know what you're talking about. I thought this was hilarious.

[Bagalonis]

That's some seriously FUNNY SHIT! LMFAO!!

[oryx032000]

pull both arms up LOL

[MissBrri]

I feel so bad for his mommy issues.

[ConciousEcho]

@MissBrri I don't remember him saying anything about his mother..

[SuperTara1981]

haha this is funny

[disneywasafascist]

Does ANYONE know where to get the full special?

[KeithTheBeast]

@disneywasafascist

It's really hard to find. I haven't found it.

[vinmanr2d2]

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.. he was great with collin quinn

[briansprdr]

as crazy as that sounds...its true..its not hard to keep us happy.

[totaljett]

@briansprdr That's true! Problem is women keep doing what they want to do and not what they need to do.

[onionbootyman]

make a sound between retarded and choking thats sexy to us and brush ya teeth lmfao.

[KSA1001]

Going to see Patrice tonight, can't wait!

[chivamex1000]

This muthafucka' is HILARIOUS!!! One of my favorite comedians. Everything he says is funny.

[wiz9496]

Patrice is sick! I like that.

[173kb]

africans and black pacific people are 2 diffrent thing bro. plus what that got to do with this video dude? peace

[jeobaa]

...make a sound between retarded and choking!

[mantagrae]

ahaha...the 1st one is difficult because we all know women NEVER stfu...its damn near impossible...real shht, lol.

[SEMICHUCK]

so good!

[Nightl3lade]

@Greatmcwhite

no one likes you, patrice rules

[sofaking27]

@Greatmcwhite Night13lade is right you're a fag

[Greatmcwhite]

I'm right near the boardwalk in Long Beach, N.Y.. If you or Night3lade or Patrice want to get your ass handed to you, come on down. The hospital takes welfare motherfuckers like you.

[sofaking27]

@Greatmcwhite you're just telling me where you live because you're a homo

[Greatmcwhite]

Your not coming down here because you're an internet pussy. Want me to mop the street with your face ? I'll put it right on YouTube, faggot. You and Nightl3ade must have had a fight. I heard you knocked each others assholes out.

[sofaking27]

I'm not coming down there because you're an ass rapist, you're a real tough guy talking shit on fucking youtube everybody must be scared, besides you're a fucking white MC......A WHITE MC LOL

[Greatmcwhite]

You are a cum gargling baboon on the downlow. Afraid of getting my size 14 foot in your ass is more like it. The bitch talking shit is you. Want a straight up street fight ? I told you where I am.

[sofaking27]

Oh ok I'll just go to the fucking airport, fly to NY, take a taxi to your government home. First I'll bang your mom then punch you in the mouth

[Greatmcwhite]

I'll punch your mom and then bang her in the mouth. You won't do shit. Why don't you try to figure out who your daddy is ? He hit it once, 9 months later your mammy shit you out. Then you got poked in the ass, like Precious.

[sofaking27]

keep spittin lyrics you cracka ass MC

[nicholaspu]

YOUTUBE FIGHT!

[mcshawnboy]

I've seen him LIVE@DC Improv twice & he's on The Opie & Anthony Show on XM202/Sirius197 semi-regularly. I don't know why he's not a house hold name in comedy! His relationship show on satellite, "The Black Phillip Show" (A parody name of a really GAY show on XM) was the 1st purchase I made at iTunes!!!

[ngirard85]

where did you get this stand up, I saw it when it came out a few years ago, have been looking for it ever since.

[TheCroz12]

@ngirard85

It's on HBO from time to time. I have it on the DVR and it's set to never delete. Perhaps I'll record the whole show and post it. Patrice needs to do another special he is gifted.

[simmonsdredd]

@TheCroz12 hey what the name of this show with Patrice o'neal

[TheCroz12]

@simmonsdredd Honestly I dont recall. He was on two different Russel Simmons Def Comedy Jams, this was the first of the two and the funniest imo. Its rarely on anymore

[mongrelchild]

Patrice is proof that white men and black men can get along.

Every man on the planet has had to deal with a dumb bitch.

[BloodN3ss]

hah i just watched the ENDING last night, lke the last 10 minuts probably and laughed my ass off! been looking for the full version around so i can laugh some more.

[adiboy1992]

he is the saviour to all men!!! its so true!!! how many of us would do like everthing that this funny mother fucker has said, "retarded and choking 1:42"

[AfrikanDiaspora]

Patrice says all the stuff we are thinking but scared to say

[dbigticket05]

AFrikan, I agree totally, not only scared to say, but I want to link this to my facebook but I have too much family on my fb. I'm debating right now. lol.

[AfrikanDiaspora]

Ya know, what...fuck it!!!! I'm gonna share this on facebook. People gotta know. It's not that we're sexist, this is just what people want. We gotta be honest with ourselves. I got hella family on facebook too. Guess what, their from the Black Belt & Bible Belt rural south. Fuck it, I'm doing....did mention their also hypocritical in everythang

[Gastlykid]

lol nice...

[cesarespinoza26591]

This guy is fuckin badass hahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pipingitwell]

he has got to become a STAR.......got to be one of the funnies mother fuckers i have ever herd........Your the best man!!!!!!

[FrazMedia]

i wqas watching a previous video on a news show that he was on and they were bothering him because he said rape jokes were funny, right here i think the crowd can agree that there is a such thing as a funny rape joke

[Yash241]

civil rights shit! fucking briljant!

[lv42daze]

Poacher Paulie was here...

[IMOVAHERE]

1:35 True! Lol Retarded and Choking is the way to go, "Jesus Christ this bitch is a whore! I gotta marry this Bitch!!" EXACTLY!!!

[CalBear1408]

lol at jesus christ this bitch is a fucking whore. i gotta marry this bitch.