The Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

[dave55811]

People think I'm "easily-amused" when I laugh my ass off hearing this song. They just don't get it; this is an awesome country parody, complete with his voice cracking at "better" the first time he says the chorus, and a synthesizer used in place of a fiddle. This song is just priceless; I dare say it's a work of art.

[xoseductivexo]

like what the f*** this shyt's funny

[pietruck1215]

omg wtf lol rofl

[csjm2007]

omg hilarious

[GERMAN8844]

lmao

[RoshniAtMidnite]

Heard this on a C&W station years ago. Larfed. Never knew it was the boys ! Thanks to whomever, or whoever or whatever.

[leadvillebob]

this whole song is hilaroius

[thatguy1241]

Even this one I have where Jesus Christ

is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole

with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something

resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum lol

[dakotagroth]

her name was Rusle

[death5949]

NO! NO I DONT!!!!!

[death5949]

OMG!!!!!! i wanna be a stripper!!!!!

[VendettaPtown]

The best thing about this song is it's almost a 6 minute lap dance;) lol

[dinx420]

they are actually HOOKERS DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD

[trappedfox010]

Who else imagined the dog singing?

[jordanashelin18]

i love the old style keyboard shit

[jayjaybirdsnest]

@jordanashelin18 its called 8bit

[Stackography]

hOORAY 4 bOOBIES wIT tEARS pOUR'N dOWN tHEM LOL!!!!

pEEP mY vIDS!!!

LISTEN 2 STACKHOUZEMUSICK!!!

[8gerrard8]

Wtf, best lyrics ever.

[werewolf516]

"I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on

when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula."

"I never thought missing children could be so sexy.

Did I say that out loud?"

haha epic lines.

[tojan19]

Be nice if I could watch it on my phone. Thanks for disabling that.

[fythos123]

@tojan19 Hey there, I can't adjust the availability for mobile phones. I think Youtube claimed this video. Sorry for the inconvenience!

[LaggyRandomness]

@fythos123 oi1 no need to explain yourself. never explain yourself!

[ubershredder1989]

@tojan19 use a fucking computer like the rest of the population dipshit

[trench420coat]

Jesus Christ jack hammering Mickey Mouse in the (do do) hole with a lawn dart {now that an imagination}

[noraa1991]

"The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop", dam that's a mouthful.

[Chosenwaffle]

sounds a bit like Fergie's song "Clumsy", but this is actually decent.

[thenewoblivion]

I like the pic.....

[BriBear1235]

o_O

[WellitsJustMeXD]

@BriBear1235 Yes, yes I agree xD

[gminnella]

hahahahaha Its funny cuz it true :P

[billwhit1357]

This old grandpa loves this song, funny! Always loved Bloodhounds, the dogs, now am a fan of the band too! Keep it up!

[SUP3RHD]

all 51 dislikes are from crying strippers....

[boomer1ooo]

lol

[geppegep]

this is so disturbing lol....

[20kini]

This is awesome!

[Selkie15]

I had a fucking ANCIENT Casio keyboard with this backing track on it o_O

[kiak88korma]

@daniphithyful -  You are... frankly... a fucking moron.

[TumisHumis]

I sing this song in public places.

[grumpysoreolbastard]

listen honey they are playing our song

[SmotPoker09]

I never thought missing children could be so sexy...

Did I say that out loud? :O

[ausdigaty]

MOST DISTURBING!

[freddythefish100]

havent heard this song since it came out lol

[OnUrGirl]

indeed i am quite aroused by crying strippers :P

and yes i find it quite a thrill when she grinds me against her will

[gesekkiya]

stupid song

[Antifreeze3333]

@gesekkiya its a fuck around song. deal with it.

[ilovepinatas3179]

"even this one where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks is giving birth to somethin that resembles a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clauses tummy-tum?"

[mdebijl]

Yeah, churn that butter, bitch!

[automatic420]

lol



[cnice08360]

its true its true lmao cry bitch cry

[lolbored801]

This song always makes me laugh my ass off. lol

[andrewames247]

I first heard this song when a friend of mine sang it at at a karaoke night...so WRONG...yet funnier than fuck! Good times...

[SenileTomato]

She started needin my ballsack like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock..I'd like that.

[T96v1]

I think he could have found a more appropriate picture for the song than a hound dog lol

[daniphithyful]

well im a stripper and I LOVE this song!!!!!! Cracka me up. Maybe hookers would be crying. Thats the prob these days all these young chicks wanna strip and there all whores. long live the bloodhound gang!!!!!!

[tylerelkslayer1]

@daniphithyful thats not an insult strippers are not whores there business professionals get it right

[uistrolling]

@daniphithyful Uh, you're a stripper. You're insulting people who are strippers. Fucking moron.

[Iainfixie]

@daniphithyful HAH, you have no soul and father issues!

[mikemcgee60]

i believe the dislikes are from my truck drivers :D

[flowerpower1nr1]

that was.. awful :p

[FLICIADERBY]

THIS IS TOOOOOO COOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[jwrestler7]

bloodhound gang never fails to amaze me

[spikerussell]

great fucking song

[jmelaquolaquo]

bloodhound gang... thankyou for the times!!



[Misanthrope187]

this song is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingmfcobra]

i fucking love strippers

[112noa]

that dog is fucking aaaaaaaaaeeeuuuuaaawwweesoooom­!!

[rebelsks]

My Ex-wife was a stripper..........damn I love this song..... XD

[mrgothman22]

they should fix the like button i just rapped it hard enough theres only a hole were it was

[xxphylthyxphylxx]

@17purpled ya she probably does every time she reads your comments because you can't spell for shit and thats the best job anyone in your family is capable of. BTW is spelled COUSIN. hah

[MrKolkid]

this is the funnyest song ever



[travisjoyner37]

LMAO this should have been a country song!

[17purpled]

hey my ciosens a stripper i wonder if she crys

[ComradeEdward]

@17purpled she probably cries at the fact that you can't spell for shit.

[RyanMatthewHill]

the replay button just got raped

[420snoogins]

42 peeps moms are strippers!!!!!]

[UtahMike41]

If you ever look at the CD with this song on it and stare near the center where the hole is you will see the words, "Insert toungue to stimulate nipple".

Strange group. Funny as hell song though..

[rivrev65]

The 41 people who dislike this song must be accident children of easy strippers.

[WhiteoutEmp]

@rivrev65 hahaha thats true

[mkgrieco1]

a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

I wonder is that true... now i'm going to go out and punch a striper in the face and see lmao jk

[robinbird38]

So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice

and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five

in an eighteen-wheeler!! my favorite part of the song!

[MrAndy131487]

@robinbird38 i see your comment telling me this, (insert "i never thought missing children could be so sexy" here) where you have "my favorite part of the song

[haush001]

never thought missing children could be so sexy XD

[MrAmf3]

#worstlapdancesong

[Robiskool1234]

@MrAmf3 #bestlapdancesong lol

[TheOneAndOnlyTimo]

Who is singing? o.o

[jamesbullet55]

@TheOneAndOnlyTimo Jimmy's doing the verses, the chorus, one of them prob doing a daft voice lmao

[drhutt]

it makes me want to be a trucker

[charger388]

Had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern. LOL every time.

[rath223]

wow i haven't listened to this in soo long.....i now realize why im soo fucked up... haha ?

[lukascartwright]

best past of this song is 2:40 to 3:20 lol

[zilex10]

mhmm.. my balls is like hardboiled egg's!

[MrGodsmack667]

Thanks Carlyle

[SuperToaster202]

ACOCO

[MrGodsmack667]

@SuperToaster202 Carlyle's taste is impeccable

[SuperToaster202]

@MrGodsmack667 Hahah agreed.

[CrazyWhiteBoy69Yayo]

You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice

and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five

in an eighteen-wheeler, hahahahaha funniest part of the song

[MrRdp777]

sounds like clumsy

[dean120028]

cocks

[GERMAN8844]

lap dance is better when a stripper crying 

[USCTrojan2004]

her name was Rusell.  This song is great. Is it on the same album as the My Kapowski song??

[metalisbetter1o00]

Brutal-techno-Christian-porngr­ind

[i3moki]

Name was Russell .

[missbedazzledqueen]

i love it... and im a stripper .. lol im so playen it lol

[doribrick]

I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.

soo cool....

[amimcarthur]

love this song

[amimcarthur]

love this

[amimcarthur]

love this

[HaLfDeAdArtist]

i feel like i lost some brain cells....

[kshasaurus]

hooray for boobies

[DragoSolst]

I sang this at one of my best friend's wedding - he met his wife at a strip club she was working at. I couldn't help it.

[camino4242]

He has the same fantasy's that i do

[MrKnarf5150]

this hoe bambi mcmillans song! lol

[mrspic]

a lap dance is so much better when the stripper has no legs

[iLAMADYTE]

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[rexjburtrum82]

got to nail her back in her trailer... priceless

[LeCutter]

 Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert, lol!

[XxherbestnightmarexX]

I LOVE HOW THE ADD IS A CHRISTAIN PRAYER SITE

[KissOfExstacy]

Why is it that my fav part of this song is when he says ''When she grinds me against her will'' i thought her/his name was Russell....xP

[Atoliade]

I never thought missing children could be so sexy.... Did I say that out loud?

[posom1]

@Atoliade Yes :O

[samwelch666]

ha ha..baby formula.

[RDog4484]

...name was Russell.

[Copache15]

I never thought missing children could be so sexy xD

[tootie0518]

i sang this to my buddy at work the other day and he laughed so hard he was crying. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" he says to me. so it told him, "what's wrong with me? the fact that they haven't found russel yet."

[MrMalaki1]

AWESOME TUNE.......AND TRUE

[givinlivin]

I'm not one to comment on the dislikers, but I can't resist saying that 31 people are crying strippers.

[SuperTruckerJon]

@givinlivin Better make that 34. LOL

[starscreamer100]

@givinlivin Hahahahahahahahahahahaha that was so funny dude(:

[ATLRCFlyer]

@givinlivin Make that 36 by now... hahaha!

[phatboy1718]

@givinlivin make that 43

[pyronotikchaos]

@givinlivin 46 now

[MrStinger0459]

this is my all time fav song and it really is when the bitch is crying. If ur not taking it, whats the point?

[MastersPooch]

i love this song i wish it was my sister......... and im a gil. xx

[3piCH4ck23]

ok if u lik thiz guys look up this guys LMFAO-I AM NOT A WHORE

[masfima]

31 people can't polish the one eyed gopher while holding a half gallon of moo juice and doing 75 behind the wheel of an eighteen wheeler.

[TheJeannette143]

I wanna do a sttipper whose crying and see what the real thrill is all about. then comes the milk jug!

[ETownPunx]

This always makes me want to bust out the old Casio.

[rodaimpaler]

it's got a groovy beat and I can dance to it.

[Possummam]

I'm a DJ at a strip club in Colorado Springs and I play this song every once in awhile along with "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk"

[Schlange556]

@Possummam Well played sir, well played indeed.

[LackOfAk]

this music is rly good i wish it was russian

[kraptis1989]

i rember this song from the god old days if you ever had Stripper Cry on you this song mackes sence

[4SEARCHIN4THETRUTH]

kneedin my balls like hard boiled eggs in a tube sock hahaha

[cameraguy38]

Sick and twisted yes, but still funny. It's the stupid music that makes it comedy. If they were serious about their music, it would be disturbing.

[marek271828]

you never though missing children would be so sexy. did I say that out loud? hahahahahahahaha

[DVFDrinkOrDie]

No such thing as too much

[TheWickeddream66]

sick and twisted and almost too much... lol

[TheDangerJoe00]

Wow, I bet all the 15 year old faggots eat this shit up. Stupid music for stupid people.

[LoboApache15]

@TheDangerJoe00 or we have a sense of humor. even if its a weird one

[TheDangerJoe00]

@LoboApache15

Must be what the little kids call gay sex these days. Yes, you have a ton of it.

[Aarixan]

@TheDangerJoe00 Funnier part is that Bloodhound Gang openly admits that their music is stupid as hell.

[avengedbatfoREVer]

@Aarixan and they dont give a fuck cus they know we love it

[TheCoxblox]

I got to nail 'er back at her trailer... heh .. that rhymes.

[jesse32bucs]

witnessed a friend get a lap dance to this song

[cerebulon]

I know a guy who DJs at a strip club. He says this is one of the most requested songs by the strippers to dance to. Strippers are hilarious.

[MegaBearslayer]

@cerebulon not to mention just plain fun to have around!!!!

[Jookkor]

@cerebulon

And for just a small bag of snow, they can be "hilarious" in your "front seat" until the sun comes up and its time for their "parole hearing"

Anthropology is a satisfying field of study

[moshadoe]

@cerebulon and I bet the people listening are either disturbed, or laughing their asses off XD

[ifuhavealifeliveit]

OMG IT SOUNDS LIKE MARIO!!!

[likelmfao1]

ur a dumb ass whoever WROTE THIS SONG IS A FUCKING DUMB ASS SHIT HEAD ! STRIPPER YOU'LL NEVR GET U FATASS

[u69me2008]

have sex

[RatRaper]

When recording this song, all it took was 2 takes and the masterpiece was complete! Doesn't get any better than this!

[MXshaunacy]

I remember a time when these dudes were going to come to Boise, ID. and the city shut them down because Jimmy Pop wanted to take a shit on stage. Show got canceled because the city wouldn't approve. I am forever pissed!!!

[FreddyVids]

i heart dogs



[m2inla]

what ever happened to these guys? they were hilarious!

[DieAnotherDay5]

@m2inla what the fuck do you mean happened?!?!?!?! shut the fuck up u fag

[69eyes2191]

@m2inla they actually have a new album coming out in 2011

[howrselover8]

@69eyes2191 yesss! if your telling the truth thank you!!!! :)

[mattmantheman]

Even this one i have where jesus christ is jack hammering mickey mouse in the do do hole with a long dart as garth brooks gives birth to something resembling a chedder cheese log with almonds on santas tummy tum :oD

[CatelinBrianna]

i love jimmy pop!

[sumwear7]

The 30 dislikes have less teeth then a Jack 'O' Lantern.

[sumwear7]

Name was Russell!!!LOL!

[shortwavecolt]

Best most disrespectful song EVER..... HA HA HA FUCKIN AWESOME!