This is so a world without AsianKungFu. AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA. I like that boulder. And that super punch on the back and the chest. And that Cheezy Kick. And how he took his lovely time making that stupid Canon that didn't work. Omg. Hilarious.
"Yes it is perfectly reasonable that Kirk had the know-how to make the gunpowder and put together the bazooka to defeat the Gorn. That's why he's the goddamn captain."
You've got to hand it to Shatner: he manged to kick ass in every suspiciously similar looking planet he beamed down to. Even if it was sometimes less than convincing.
But there was comment that this life form is slow but strong.. the final solution and weapon that Kirk constructed was fascinating as would Spock say :) in particular crushing coal to make gunpowder and igniting a fuse (piece of uniform). Episode "Arena". TOS is great.
lol it's a movie about: the man who is a wanna-be tractor, and the lizard with eyes of cloth and plastic on new adventures with their loyal plastic rocks
Cheesy, Velveeta, Buttery, Margariney, Saucy! This fight needed some extra chili pepper added to it. Maybe some Dave's Insanity Sauce, too. You know, dripping out of the Lizard dude's mouth. Sounded like he was slurping on something.
Spock was getting emotional. He needed some Ranch Dressing mixed with a little bit of Italian and Bacon Bits.
Captain Kirk needed some Bleu Cheese.
A combo of all of this would have created some nice farting noises.
If that rubber monster was such a foe (which he really ain't but let's say...), why didn't Kirk just walked away? I mean, he could have moonwalked away and still gone faster. I wonder how such creature could become an actual civilisation. Would they hunt? At this speed, even plants could manage to get away in time.
Kirk dad enough time to act as "Mac Gyver" and build a weapon?! Why the hell he stayed there 4 so long? Just walk away, this extremly slow Lizzard wont catch a slug!
they should do it but when he throughs the rock just when it hits the lizard they have a picture of an explosin and fx of it 2 and then it should have the lizard as ash on the ground
As I have said about twenty times, including in the synopsis, as well as in the credits sequence, the song is the title theme to the motion picture "Chariots of Fire." I provide this information again merely as a public service. If you ask again, I will thrash you.
I haven't heared anyone say thrash you in a very long time. You made my day man. I'm still laughing. Your right though some ppl are dumb beyond belief
Wow, that was epic! It's like before shooting the guy said "Hey guys, you made this suit way too thick I can barely move! And what's up with this mask? I can't see anything!" And the director said "Look, Jerry, we can't afford to make a new suit just try your best okay?" And Jerry just says "shit."
In all seriousness, though: If the makers of the show could afford fake rocks, then they could've afforded a stuntman who could've thrown a faster fake punch than lizard-man.
luv the chariots of fire part plz make more vids editied to make them even funnier such a good job at first i thought it was just the half scene and a gay edit at the end but u did a great job thnx for postin ;)
The lizard guy represents the limbic brain. Kirk showed his stuff, then the lizard guy showed his. In staged evolutiuonary crisis, the genius of Kirk prevails over the "bigger" abilities of the lizard guy. (_!_) Beautiful.
That lizard thingy (guy in a suite) returns for a fight in ST:Enterprise ''In a mirror darkly '' and well better he kills and and steals stuff from the USS Defiant
Aside from this horrible fight scene, I really liked this episode, but my favorite is "City on the edge of forever"
tonimtions 1 year ago 57
1:29 epic fail lol
BluntIce 2 years ago 656
that...that...that was bad
nikovador 2 years ago 227
hilarious
cokecode4231 2 years ago 150
the fight scene was so bad it was entertaining!
Peugot905 2 years ago 1174
3:06-3:14
"He has the time doctor.. IF he has the time"
-.-
umbragobjarko 2 years ago 203
looks like the lizard just pooped in his pants
zezimapure111 2 years ago 161
That was the worst fight scene I have ever seen
it really sucked...not you the scene.
KingMan019 2 years ago 126
Doesn't the monster sound like he has a smoker's hack?
pauledunn 2 years ago 79
This is so a world without AsianKungFu. AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA. I like that boulder. And that super punch on the back and the chest. And that Cheezy Kick. And how he took his lovely time making that stupid Canon that didn't work. Omg. Hilarious.
vangborrie 2 years ago 30
they were on LSD
OpFor4 2 years ago 31
i love how those rocks bounce
khkthug 2 years ago 270
rofl!
Isus666999 2 years ago 122
Makes you wonder why this show was popular in the first place.
SabrinaDevonic 2 years ago 43
Seriously, watching stuff like this makes me wonder if people were exceedingly stupid in the... 60s? 70s?
gregvs3 2 years ago 32
they are pretty darn stupid right now..
Lofaszjani 2 years ago 141
No wonder Dallas was such a badass show back then, if this was the competition.
gregvs3 2 years ago
To quote the Demotivational Poster "INGENUITY"
"Yes it is perfectly reasonable that Kirk had the know-how to make the gunpowder and put together the bazooka to defeat the Gorn. That's why he's the goddamn captain."
SparkyMK3 2 years ago 50
great afility from both sides.
sidines 2 years ago 7
LizardMen. They're from the SlowMo planet.
Luk333 2 years ago 83
You've got to hand it to Shatner: he manged to kick ass in every suspiciously similar looking planet he beamed down to. Even if it was sometimes less than convincing.
JesusCommando 2 years ago 14
HAHA HAHAAHAA
wXsHavok 2 years ago 5
Why's The Cannon-like thing running of yellow Coke ?!
piavcekun 2 years ago 4
he had time to take a nap if he really wanted to.
miseriesoftheworm 2 years ago 5
No wonder the worst fight scene is from a geek show. Geeks dont know how to fight
steevoweevo 2 years ago
At first I thought they were on a high-gravity world, but then I realized it was just really bad...lol.
BowToLudandorff 2 years ago 9
Kirk: Come on lizard are youuuu..... just going stand there.
Let me throw rocks.......
off your chest.
All while my crew......is trapped.......in space.......on the Enterprise.
at90percent 2 years ago 9
rofl monster was couching all time
manxxx95 2 years ago
James Tiberius Kirk and Jack Bauer: Same mold. Kirk must be one of his descendants....
Lotheriel4Eomer 2 years ago
Hahahahahaha, incredible! Best scene ever! Matrix, go home!
bennoioioi 2 years ago 13
WOW!
impressive
i knew the first star trek movies were bad, but this is .... i dont have any words for it ....
at least i know for sure now that i havent missed anything XDXD
itsagainjustme89 2 years ago
Motion capture like in FAHRENHEIT xDD
magicwp22 3 years ago
its amazing how they can lift those rocks... who do they do it?!... its movie magic right there guys!
aiwass89 3 years ago
Human ingenuity for you.
abujabi 3 years ago
Gambit Part I has nothing on this...
dogdrovenorth 3 years ago
pause at 4:32
looks like he has no legs
EclipseMoonXIV 3 years ago
that's one scary lizard... LOL
1nf3rnus0153 3 years ago 3
Kirk vs Godzilla.
Bettyfan92614 3 years ago 8
drunk lizard man huh what is trying to do pat him on his back?
multimillionsspent 3 years ago 3
If there are aliens out there, we need not to be afraid. Why? well, according to Star Trek, aliens suck at fighting.
tw1tch09 3 years ago 11
But there was comment that this life form is slow but strong.. the final solution and weapon that Kirk constructed was fascinating as would Spock say :) in particular crushing coal to make gunpowder and igniting a fuse (piece of uniform). Episode "Arena". TOS is great.
hal9khal 3 years ago 3
Loool at the ending @ 6:50
aerial51zd 3 years ago
awesome. it's sad how tv and movies of today have if anything gone downhill. today's stuff ain't got nothin' on this.
burrsok 3 years ago
Good all classic Star Trek
ThisIsJRJ 3 years ago 4
awesome!!
maninho169 3 years ago 3
What do you expect the lizard man is having a asma attack.
Bristow42 3 years ago 4
i have never seen something like that!
artubas 3 years ago
6:22-6:30- the way Kirk ducks that swing; not unlike G-Dub Bush ducking the shoe :)
photorams65 3 years ago
its funny how kirk made a makeshife cannon to beat that lizard guy
LordAzanko 3 years ago
OMG that lizard thingy is too fast and strong I should better run away for my life xD
OriFrish 3 years ago 2
star trek?
LesKrap 3 years ago
LMFAO ROLF I have no words to explain how bad this is lol good laugh tho
Snailsssss 3 years ago
Dude, were they freaking HUGGING each other at 1:05?
BigBrotherMateyka 3 years ago
hey, thanks for showing d full clip, i seen d edited version, and wondered what happnd n d end
sligoman81 3 years ago
lol it's a movie about: the man who is a wanna-be tractor, and the lizard with eyes of cloth and plastic on new adventures with their loyal plastic rocks
warelord360 3 years ago
So let me get this straight.
When he ,,hit,, him in 0:28 it acctualy hurt the big lizard.
But when he threw the rock at him in 1:27 he didnt even budge?!
Thats just not wright man.....
Luxerica95 3 years ago
chuck norris dressed with a lizard suit
SegaOwns 3 years ago
Cheesy, Velveeta, Buttery, Margariney, Saucy! This fight needed some extra chili pepper added to it. Maybe some Dave's Insanity Sauce, too. You know, dripping out of the Lizard dude's mouth. Sounded like he was slurping on something.
Spock was getting emotional. He needed some Ranch Dressing mixed with a little bit of Italian and Bacon Bits.
Captain Kirk needed some Bleu Cheese.
A combo of all of this would have created some nice farting noises.
Well...by the Lizard Dude.
jtrisgood 3 years ago
funniest video on the web great job dude
JohnnyUPSFRT 3 years ago
Wow.... Great Fight lol
kevinbrady1986 3 years ago
I don't see any difference between this and Jet Lee movies! LOL
angeldanny87 3 years ago
This reptile is fast as hell :D:D
g0bson 3 years ago
Haha when he lifts up the rock its all heavy then he throws it like its cardboard. Which it pretty much is
YOURaNAVE 3 years ago 3
LOOOL i can't stop laughing , xDDDD
God0fMasters 3 years ago
Why are the people on the ship just watching. You would think they would try and help
familyguyrus90 3 years ago
Nice one! I had a good laugh watching it.
HushemFlupskluk 3 years ago
lol i loved this fighting scene XD i was so terrified as little kid when i saw it
happosai21 3 years ago
If that rubber monster was such a foe (which he really ain't but let's say...), why didn't Kirk just walked away? I mean, he could have moonwalked away and still gone faster. I wonder how such creature could become an actual civilisation. Would they hunt? At this speed, even plants could manage to get away in time.
clovince 3 years ago 10
that was the best fight scene since jet lee, bruce lee and jackie chan put together put together
AnuarFakihFakih 3 years ago
Kirk dad enough time to act as "Mac Gyver" and build a weapon?! Why the hell he stayed there 4 so long? Just walk away, this extremly slow Lizzard wont catch a slug!
Verhoeven1980 3 years ago
Shoot, without aiming! Thats called superhero!!!
SwhereNthing 3 years ago
gotta love william shatner
skateboardingsam 3 years ago 3
omfg the rock lol !!!
ushrark 3 years ago
Haha, i thought the lizard man was lost...
kashy0713 3 years ago
that was so unbelievably bad... omg its embarissing
flawbertrobert 3 years ago
good thing nobody got hurt
redfield737 3 years ago 3
Gosh, this makes the fight scenes I've made look like fulling cheorgapraphed masterpieces.
TheDirectorofFoo 3 years ago 3
It's kind of like Captian Kirk vs. Godzilla.
1985Nebraska 3 years ago
so he managed to make a gun during a fight :S
adamsims55 3 years ago
Hey I know where that's at
HerculesRockefellerr 3 years ago
Make a farting noise when he's lifting the rock in slomo.
Sn1yp3r 3 years ago
I did.
It was hilarious.
elrapido5150 3 years ago
Haha! That's William Shatner!
TyrantTG002 3 years ago 4
"HHHAAAIII" dude in crappy lizard suit swings stick really slowly... >:(
GTSampsn 3 years ago
were they having a rock throwing contest
ddraven 3 years ago 12
Hmmm i guess running away isn't viable option when a very slow lizard man is after you.
lieutenanterrrrrrrr 3 years ago 73
gets kinda awkward there at 1:05
GratefulGroover 3 years ago
ha! that's the slowest fighting i've ever seen! i think that's the most exercise shatner's ever got in his life!
KnightsOfMerlin 3 years ago 2
i knew it would be bad but ive seen better fight scenes in primary school plays done by 10 year olds
robertwc82 3 years ago
That was the most action-packed scene ive ever seen!!!!!!
mayorca 3 years ago 5
Lol, the lizard guy threw the rock forward, but 2 sec later, it looked like the rock came from the sky.
GeneralErlend 3 years ago 2
Lizard people are always portrayed negatively. We must end this stereotype.
geradical 3 years ago 18
u mean that lizard, and the rocks, are all fake??????? NOOOOOO. that made my day.
savethesnail 3 years ago
they should do it but when he throughs the rock just when it hits the lizard they have a picture of an explosin and fx of it 2 and then it should have the lizard as ash on the ground
SVR180 3 years ago
That was a man in a lizzard suit, didnt fool me a bit.
redski1960 3 years ago 12
You're quite the bright one, aren't you.
JabElite 3 years ago
What gave it away? >.>
lieutenanterrrrrrrr 3 years ago
hahaha, does anyone know the title of the song that starts on 7.00?
rolmopsss 3 years ago
As I have said about twenty times, including in the synopsis, as well as in the credits sequence, the song is the title theme to the motion picture "Chariots of Fire." I provide this information again merely as a public service. If you ask again, I will thrash you.
Have a nice day.
:)
celloblaze 3 years ago
I haven't heared anyone say thrash you in a very long time. You made my day man. I'm still laughing. Your right though some ppl are dumb beyond belief
SteveJo20 3 years ago
haha right on xP now what was the name of the song again ? :p
garidios 3 years ago
THAT WAS NICE
komek 3 years ago 7
It's 'Chariots of Fire' like he says at the end credits.
sporeapollo11 3 years ago
i love it when he throws the rock at the lizard and it just bounces off XD
tptbird 3 years ago 7
Set the phaser, to love.
Untiltied 3 years ago 6
was that monster on Tamezepan?
rcsnumber6 3 years ago 2
Guys, you dont understand ITS STAR TREK ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR SHOWS EVER
daguy48 3 years ago 4
the later series are better
chsxtian 3 years ago
dude, that's intense!
thebestusernameeva 3 years ago 2
thank god, the chinese invented martial arts :)
whatsoever69 3 years ago 4
what is this shit..
leeroyTHELEGEND 3 years ago
Wow, that was epic! It's like before shooting the guy said "Hey guys, you made this suit way too thick I can barely move! And what's up with this mask? I can't see anything!" And the director said "Look, Jerry, we can't afford to make a new suit just try your best okay?" And Jerry just says "shit."
chorkybrenner 3 years ago 4
OMG! Its HORRIBLE!!! =*O
Thornesss 3 years ago
Is the monster asmathic?
vcrm1 3 years ago
The slow-mo actually made the fight look badass.
In all seriousness, though: If the makers of the show could afford fake rocks, then they could've afforded a stuntman who could've thrown a faster fake punch than lizard-man.
Theyellowma 3 years ago 6
...Not badass just not as bad:D
ccaattmaannddoo 3 years ago
i find it especially sad and pathetic that some people actually know the lizardman's real name.
rawdawg15 3 years ago 5
at 01:25 , is it Folium on the Cliff behind his back?Or am i just seeing things ...
lrdweegal 3 years ago
holy shit that is folium
kaiser10222 3 years ago
why doesn't he set his phaser to stun
Harmanater 3 years ago
luv the chariots of fire part plz make more vids editied to make them even funnier such a good job at first i thought it was just the half scene and a gay edit at the end but u did a great job thnx for postin ;)
amcklu 3 years ago
You're welcome, but I'll reiterate that it is seanrugghappybunny's edit, not mine.
But I'm glad you enjoyed it as much as I did!
celloblaze 3 years ago
oh well lol yeah it still rules and if thats the case then can u plz keep post seanrugghappybunny's edits lol
amcklu 3 years ago
I bumped into one of those reptile guys in Moab Utah. I just ran away and laughed, they were so slow.
Toddjumper 3 years ago 11
wow man, if i could go back in time to that time i would become the best director in history.
anetexx8 3 years ago 9
I love celloblaze. Excellent
sfinaggouros 3 years ago
Captain Kirk proves he's not just a lover, he's a fighter too!
jacobX99 3 years ago 3
very bad!
tongtingtingtong 3 years ago
Gorn would make a great US Senator.
No giving in to PAC money pressure for him!
paulpembroke 3 years ago
sounds like Gorn has some sinus problems! =p
paulpembroke 3 years ago 4
haha noobs
doommaster18 3 years ago
like the dinasour punches.
askAlanNow 3 years ago
what is the name of the song at 6:58 min?????
flashwurst123456 3 years ago
The theme song to "Chariots of Fire."
celloblaze 3 years ago
sick
Emilio1Ownz1All 3 years ago
hahah this is lame
dizzysb2007 3 years ago
wow im so scared
3027085 3 years ago 2
he is fighting like a 3 years old gild lollllllllllll!wtf is wrong with them?
Usopp190 3 years ago
Awesome!!
xjuhox 3 years ago 2
I love how you can see Shatner trying his best not to laugh, bless him!!!!
Mezzurchadnezzah 3 years ago
I wanna race this guy.
Bioshock3400 3 years ago
what's that to the left of him at 01:23?
lrdweegal 3 years ago
i think it's more like the worst of the worst fight scene ever :P
lrdweegal 3 years ago
Truly epic.
TheFlamingMuffin 3 years ago
So epic......
AWRBKIFBOF 3 years ago
Great special effect!
pitmie 3 years ago
beatifull
maime88 3 years ago
ma granmother would beat them
Shtreimas 3 years ago
wow this is the greatest thing i saw evar i need to buy the collection becuz its so good the special effects are off the roof
niggsaywut 3 years ago 4
i really hope you are joking.
crappy1 3 years ago
Please don't tell me that that "planet" was supposed to be uninhabited, seeing as the lizard is clearly walking along a road at one point...
AndreasNicklasson 3 years ago 3
Gotta love the special effects in this one. xD
MeisterFeist 4 years ago 3
this is the worst fight i have ever seen
mykee123321 4 years ago
this is a comedy right? funniest thing ive seen in ages
warner01tna 4 years ago 2
Gorn represents your body on drugs. Kirk represents a body with even more drugs.
jth54321 4 years ago
Wow this fight is horrible doesent anyone else notice the rock bounces like it was plastic
javiss4455dle 4 years ago
the bounce was alright rocks do bouce if front hard enough like that... they just hit the ground n stop
MittyMusic 3 years ago
lol the rock is plastic
0ffspringfan 3 years ago
well startrek sux...
but its fun
gekko434 4 years ago
what were the people who designed this fight scene thinking?
oh yea, they weren't.
hasanhaidary4 4 years ago
amazing............!!!!!! :D ZUHAHAHAHA
umut9966 4 years ago
why doesn't he use his lightsaber, that's on his right
Greg0516 4 years ago
oh yeah, clasic shatner.
garylssk 4 years ago
I think Alqaida based there rocket designs from this clip.
M3PH1STO666 4 years ago 4
"no i wont kill him" even though hes just blasted the gorn to shit lol
portsmouthguy543 4 years ago 10
The lizard guy represents the limbic brain. Kirk showed his stuff, then the lizard guy showed his. In staged evolutiuonary crisis, the genius of Kirk prevails over the "bigger" abilities of the lizard guy. (_!_) Beautiful.
TwoBun 4 years ago
Where is a fight scene in this clip? i think i missed something... :P
Vostorion 4 years ago 3
Wow, lol he made a rocket...
Sabei0990 4 years ago
That lizard thingy (guy in a suite) returns for a fight in ST:Enterprise ''In a mirror darkly '' and well better he kills and and steals stuff from the USS Defiant
themightyjfox 4 years ago
Simply amazing o.O
6redrum6murder6 4 years ago 3
nice edit man, keep it up
kahlodi 4 years ago 2
No, No I won't kill u!
cyclist14 4 years ago
it's actually HARD TO WATCH.
It makes me listless, sleepy.
nondor13 4 years ago 6
Unfortunately for Kirk, by the 23rd century the 'light jog' will have become a lost art.
PsychoSnowMan 4 years ago 5
My god, the original Star Trek sucked.
discoder 4 years ago
I think you mean ruled.
WCWite 4 years ago 4