Bob Fossil - LEARN HOW TO SLICE OTHERS

[pippintook97]

This is the number 2, ok, he runs a coffee shop. And this is number the 9, and 9 is a customer, right? One day 9 goes in and 2 goes "I dont have a coffee house no more, I have a knife fighting acadamey." And number 9 goes "I want coffee!" and 2 goes, "No! I'm gonna slice you! And learn how to slice others." And 9 goes "I can't, I've gotta get out of here" and 2 goes "I locked the door!"

[BooshFire]

Saw Rich Fulcher live yesterday ' Tiny acts of rebellion' It was soooo funny xD

[Ghostlyman211]

I feel like Rich Fulcher play's the same character in everything he does.

[XxGaaraUchiha13xX]

I love you, Bob Fossil :)

[MidnightEkaki]

Hahaha Bob Fossil is so perverted

[radiohippie]

I'm just wondering why he's got those little numbers on his desk. What does he do with them?

[booshgrrl]

AND TWO GOES "I'VE LOCKED THE DOOR!"

[witchinghour666]

this dude is so cool

[winnconway]

I have that memorized XD

[NurgTheJedi]

#Lol

[Tuckerpk]

Fossil is my favourite our of all Boosh's. Hes so effing funny! They said in an interview that they have to turn the mics up for vince and howard but when fossil comes on they have to turn the mics down because hes always so loud

[SquishyGman]

It means i can't put-chya on the bill why not say this is the number 2 ok? and this is bill....

[2x4b]

Best Bob Fossil moment ever. Next to the dancing lesson at the Boosh live last year. That was awesome. "I WANNA SEE FROZEN PEAS AND DEAD CHICKENS!"

[hprdg284]

I can't decide if he's more funny or terrifying.

[buttsyrc8]

No is great as his dancing is superb and is a legend in the UK!

[iluvshajalan]

Kind of like the crack fox and old gregg.

[Stolanis]

@hprdg284 The line between genius and insanity is often very thin.

In this case, it is very, VERY thin. ;)

[FinnishFuturist]

what about the animals making tabogans and sausages??

[paap15]

lol

[norriei]

BAHHAH i looovee this GENIUS

[vaypaman999]

i love number 2 i went to hes knife fightin acdemy not so good tho

[finnaldo]

comedy genius!!!! fossil is just superb

[KyokoTheKitsune]

LOL Bob Fossil is so random! FOSSIL FTW!!

[bambamhan95]

and 2 goes I LOCKED THE DOOOOOOOOOR.

[Rastafarian1882]

what happened to the "i cant go for that" dance scene right before this? cant find it anywhere on youtube now...

[KotorSceneCore]

ooerr, i can upload it when i have time if you wantt ^_^

[GiganticTumor]

Do it man

[Blackbear40million]

@Rastafarian1882 "watch?v=ErkH4K39UrI" with the youtube thing and that :D

[Blackbear40million]

@Rastafarian1882 lmfao sorry, i've just seen "posted 1 year ago"

[ScottyDogz87]

Genius!

[pjkix]

bob fossil FTW!

[JayfuzOMarley]

U CANT IVE LOCKED THE DOOR!!!

[BoReDomPr0dUcTiOnS]

this is the funniest shit ever!!!!! lol