This is the number 2, ok, he runs a coffee shop. And this is number the 9, and 9 is a customer, right? One day 9 goes in and 2 goes "I dont have a coffee house no more, I have a knife fighting acadamey." And number 9 goes "I want coffee!" and 2 goes, "No! I'm gonna slice you! And learn how to slice others." And 9 goes "I can't, I've gotta get out of here" and 2 goes "I locked the door!"
Fossil is my favourite our of all Boosh's. Hes so effing funny! They said in an interview that they have to turn the mics up for vince and howard but when fossil comes on they have to turn the mics down because hes always so loud
This is the number 2, ok, he runs a coffee shop. And this is number the 9, and 9 is a customer, right? One day 9 goes in and 2 goes "I dont have a coffee house no more, I have a knife fighting acadamey." And number 9 goes "I want coffee!" and 2 goes, "No! I'm gonna slice you! And learn how to slice others." And 9 goes "I can't, I've gotta get out of here" and 2 goes "I locked the door!"
pippintook97 1 month ago
Saw Rich Fulcher live yesterday ' Tiny acts of rebellion' It was soooo funny xD
BooshFire 5 months ago
I feel like Rich Fulcher play's the same character in everything he does.
Ghostlyman211 5 months ago
I love you, Bob Fossil :)
XxGaaraUchiha13xX 7 months ago
Hahaha Bob Fossil is so perverted
MidnightEkaki 9 months ago
I'm just wondering why he's got those little numbers on his desk. What does he do with them?
radiohippie 1 year ago
AND TWO GOES "I'VE LOCKED THE DOOR!"
booshgrrl 1 year ago
this dude is so cool
witchinghour666 1 year ago
I have that memorized XD
winnconway 1 year ago 4
#Lol
NurgTheJedi 1 year ago
Fossil is my favourite our of all Boosh's. Hes so effing funny! They said in an interview that they have to turn the mics up for vince and howard but when fossil comes on they have to turn the mics down because hes always so loud
Tuckerpk 2 years ago 7
It means i can't put-chya on the bill why not say this is the number 2 ok? and this is bill....
SquishyGman 2 years ago
Best Bob Fossil moment ever. Next to the dancing lesson at the Boosh live last year. That was awesome. "I WANNA SEE FROZEN PEAS AND DEAD CHICKENS!"
2x4b 2 years ago 2
I can't decide if he's more funny or terrifying.
hprdg284 2 years ago 25
No is great as his dancing is superb and is a legend in the UK!
buttsyrc8 2 years ago
Kind of like the crack fox and old gregg.
iluvshajalan 1 year ago
@hprdg284 The line between genius and insanity is often very thin.
In this case, it is very, VERY thin. ;)
Stolanis 1 year ago 2
what about the animals making tabogans and sausages??
FinnishFuturist 2 years ago 5
lol
paap15 2 years ago
BAHHAH i looovee this GENIUS
norriei 2 years ago
i love number 2 i went to hes knife fightin acdemy not so good tho
vaypaman999 2 years ago
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SalientBen 1 year ago
comedy genius!!!! fossil is just superb
finnaldo 2 years ago 6
LOL Bob Fossil is so random! FOSSIL FTW!!
KyokoTheKitsune 3 years ago 2
and 2 goes I LOCKED THE DOOOOOOOOOR.
bambamhan95 3 years ago 28
what happened to the "i cant go for that" dance scene right before this? cant find it anywhere on youtube now...
Rastafarian1882 3 years ago 9
ooerr, i can upload it when i have time if you wantt ^_^
KotorSceneCore 3 years ago 3
Do it man
GiganticTumor 3 years ago
@Rastafarian1882 "watch?v=ErkH4K39UrI" with the youtube thing and that :D
Blackbear40million 1 year ago
@Rastafarian1882 lmfao sorry, i've just seen "posted 1 year ago"
Blackbear40million 1 year ago
Genius!
ScottyDogz87 3 years ago
bob fossil FTW!
pjkix 3 years ago
U CANT IVE LOCKED THE DOOR!!!
JayfuzOMarley 3 years ago 2
this is the funniest shit ever!!!!! lol
BoReDomPr0dUcTiOnS 3 years ago