Futurama - Dead language

[sandercohen1]

Like if you are watching this in 2050!

[yrreteel]

Crazy gibberish!

[Plushies4Ever]

Sorry. I don't speak Italian.

[ethansavoy]

French!

[xkennyPLx]

It's speakin' fancy!

[TheShadowWolfie]

@xkennyPLx Eeyup.

[VandersonStudios]

@xkennyPLx /)

[TheGhostSaint]

@VandersonStudios

Oh. You don't offer cider?

c[_]

[ConspiracyChannel101]

First, there are debates about whether MW3 or BF3 are better, but now there is a debate about which language is better.

Why can't we agree that it all depends on your opinion?

[Sonic6293]

@ConspiracyChannel101 THANK YOU.

I had problems learning Spanish, and people get all defensive whenever I tell them that I found French to be easier. Then they tell me I chose the wrong language. Really? I don't care. I love the language I chose! I may learn Spanish eventually, but only after I dabble in other romance languages.

[secondhandsmoke10]

Hahaha usually, I'd be somewhat defensive of French, but this is pretty goddamn hilarious (>< D )!!!

[WilhelmEbert]

@jemmytaveras ...because?

[jemmytaveras]

I Think the world needs only 4 languages:

-English

-Spanish

-German

-Japanese

The Rest (Specially French) are extremely unnecessary

[Glitchandcheats]

@jemmytaveras chienese is really necesary....

[pvtpatrick96]

@Glitchandcheats no its not, japanese sounds nicer

[Chiszle]

@pvtpatrick96 - It depends on the voice :3

[DrZoid99]

@jemmytaveras

Whoa dude! that's exactly 3 out of 4 languages I speak, 4th one is Hebrew.

[jessicarc14]

@jemmytaveras portuguese is missing

[pvtpatrick96]

@jessicarc14 oh god no

[MegaSonicKing]

@jemmytaveras Portuguese would be nice in there .Spanish sucks.Other then that very good

[jemmytaveras]

@MegaSonicKing

Portugese!  meh!, Spanish is the 2nd most spoken language in the world! try to beat that!

[MegaSonicKing]

@jemmytaveras No .Spanish just sucks .So what if its the 2nd most spoken laguage its sounds like shit .

[jemmytaveras]

@MegaSonicKing Bitch Please Portugese its just a bastardization of Spanish! also Portugese sounds like a Goat talking To me

[MegaSonicKing]

@jemmytaveras Nope .Your just one of those idiots that thinks portugese is like spanish .It isnt .And since when did goats talk .Spanish is just used by retards and idiots .

[jemmytaveras]

@MegaSonicKing

Lets see: I Speak Portugese (ANY SPANISH SPEAKER DOES FTW), I understand it 100% and for me it sounds like a goat speaking also lets look @ the facts:

Miguel De Cervantes Spoke an Wrote in Spanish.

The Whole Siglo de Oro and a lot of great novels and novelist write in spanish.

Even Paulo Cohelo writes most of his novels in Spanish and he's Brazilian, so that's not the language of retards and idiots! its the language of love and arts!

[MegaSonicKing]

@jemmytaveras You sir are very biased like me .You talk about only the ups of spanish .And not the downs .And with portugese you only talk about the downs .Not the ups.Please get smarter and come back

[jemmytaveras]

@MegaSonicKing Hey its te Truth, Portugese has more downs than ups! i'm sorry!

[MegaSonicKing]

@jemmytaveras Nope thats spanish .Explain some good reasons why its bad .And no shitty jealous spanish stuff like " Oh blah blah its a copy of spanish " One of the ups is portugese is easier to learn

[jemmytaveras]

@MegaSonicKing

One of the Ups of Spanish is that is also easier to learn since you write as you talk, one of the downs is that people like you don't take us seriously when its the 3rd most spoken language in the world behind English and Chinese!

[pvtpatrick96]

@jemmytaveras you are very correct, except add russian, it is probably the 5th most spoken language

[jemmytaveras]

@pvtpatrick96

Russian nah! not necessary!

[pvtpatrick96]

@jemmytaveras Почему? Русский это так весело!

[pvtpatrick96]

Guten tag deutschen, Französisch? eine tote Sprache? JA.

In German you pronounce EACH letter and in French you like skip every other letter, I would love to see it die. Kinda ironic how in the French version, the "dead" language is German. sigh*

[MegaSonicKing]

@pvtpatrick96 German is awesome

[maalbe987]

MAH MACHINE'S SPEAKIN IN FANCY!

[Shanemagi]

That isn't French, it's Italian! ...Or did I inhale glue fumes again...?

[NeolardoPwn]

@Shanemagi

You have been inhaling, ''Bonjour'' is french. ''Buongiorno'' is the italian word for it.

[pro13245]

@Shanemagi "bonjour" (French) = hello

"boun giorno" (Italian) = good morning

[CrenJay]

Correct, 6000 hulls.

[theinternettroll1000]

i just got done french at school, i cant beleive i took it for nouthing

[Lachausis]

Good news, anyone!

[ponquinful]

That's because the earth was taken over by the Snails Kingdom in the year 2200 and the French, who eat snails, offended the the Snail overlords so much that the Snail kingdom committed genocide on the French. Luckily that killed off all the pussies so Americans were then free to spray the snails with ocean water and take over the world to create a world government.

[CharlesOberonn]

@ponquinful The Americans are not pussie and they'll make the world goverment?

Unlikely.

[ponquinful]

@CharlesOberonn It happened in Futurama apparently.

[bosebucks375]

wait, if france exists in the year 3000+, what language did they speak?

[80smusicfanNO1]

@bosebucks375

Read the top rated comment

[bosebucks375]

@80smusicfanNO1 in the pilot, in the countdown, the number 9 was in france, and they said the word "neuf"

"neuf" in french means nine jerk

look it up

[Maverick806]

@bosebucks375 There are two countdowns in the pilot episode. The one for Y2K is spoken in french as you would expect. During the Y3K countdown, France is says seven in English.

[lololololol47]

@bosebucks375 American fool!!

[JulianTruant]

That sounded like someone attempting a Mexican accent saying the word "Bonjour" o.O

[supersonicx0]

they put French language as death language? what the hell is wrong with people these days?

[zwerverbeer]

Dear professor,

please be true this one time !

sincerely,

Europe

[neolight67]

@zwerverbeer don't feel bad, everybody hates the frence

[thSubliminalCriminal]

PROFESSOR!!! LAVA!!! HAAWWWTT!!!

[XFactorjjw]

@TheLesalaud21 your stupid

[7CellarDoors]

@XFactorjjw *You're

[ItsJokkul]

its funny because it's true

[RoosterCogburn1008]

If its a translator, how is the language incomprehensible?

[stalkka]

crazy gibberish!

[gmodmaniac1]

what if they show this episode in france?

[MJ0428]

@gmodmaniac1 They have, and they're lucky they're just a cartoon, otherwise France would so Surrender to them ;)

[TheLesalaud21]

@gmodmaniac1 the translator "speak" german

[Scriptorion]

@TheLesalaud21 no he doesnt?

[TheLesalaud21]

@Scriptorion /watch?v=l0yXr-5qz8k&feature=r­elated yes it does

[Scriptorion]

@TheLesalaud21 LOL, yeah.. in the French Version of Futurama the Dead Language is German.. in all other versions it es French ^^ thats... really funny.

[RIP200711]

cant await future

[smivv02]

i wonder what it says in the french version... :/

[franka64]

@smivv02 It translates it into German instead. Search for "le traducteur universel" if you want to see it.

[gocrazy432]

@smivv02 a guy below said it was german

[smivv02]

@gocrazy432 oh yeah haha didnt notice XD

[olivierlar]

My first language is French and I've now seen the future! I'm gonna start a rebellion to ensure this future never happens! >=D

The shitty thing is, when this episode was released in French, the machine said "Guten tag"(hello in german), so for me the punch line was different XD

[gocrazy432]

@olivierlar It should have been English d:

[freakmaster068]

@olivierlar guten tag means good day not hello

[Syls198913]

@waqashmed939 That's bullshit Basque and Icelandic are considered the hardest in the world. And then again in depends on if it's your first languages or not and if it's in the same family of your first language.

[SugarofChocolate]

OH NO!!!! My first language is french! That means I'm going to disapear!!!! Nooooooooooooooo!!!

(By the way, this video was funny XD)

[babsy123456789]

what language does the machine speak in the french dubbed version (if there is one)

[Annile12]

@babsy123456789 German.

[Dzubur93]

@babsy123456789 german (but they should have done english to smite us

[ponczak]

French language is hard? Bitch please ... just try to learn Polish. It's the most complicated language on earth and most useless in the same time.

[Annile12]

@ponczak Some linguists decided that Icelandic is the hardest language to learn if your first is English. Everyone should learn it just because of that.

[waqasahmed939]

@ponczak

Wrong. Mandarin, Hebrew and Arabic are the hardest languages. The Latin languages come no where close

[omnipotitius]

Vive la France!

[remigoc]

ROFL....

[lobsnyrk]

Being french I agree : this language is impossible to learn in a lifetime , or even Pi lifetimes!

Even for a french.

[a1rzf0rc3]

Why cant the french language die already...

[willzyx23]

It's speakin' in fancy.

[PrudenceGriffin]

Pute menteur

[Timetravelable]

I'm french and I couldn't stop laughing.

[Autonova]

putain de merderie.

[Chacha5678]

I just choked

[EpicCraftTeam]

bull shit

[TheKapejek]

muchos gracias porvavore (or something like that)

[t3qwyla]

Trollin the French...

[Mrchapeauful]

D=



[TheSnowmanCR]

@Mrchapeauful =D

[flippy55555]

MAH TRANSLATOR'S SPEAKIN' IN FANCY!

[pate7890]

@flippy55555

*Brohoof*

[flippy55555]

@pate7890 *brohoof back*

[sephiroth7655]

@flippy55555 PONIES!PONIES EVERYWHERE! (Just how I like it)

[atruebrony]

@flippy55555 Hey I just said the same thing you crazy cunt! HURHURHUR

[442hoeky]

Futurama can be very subtle. In the pilot episode, they bounce around the world on New Year's Eve 1999 and everyone is counting down in their own language. Fry thaws in 2999 and they go around the world and everyone is counting down in their own language again - except in Paris they're speaking English - lol.

[ferretspy440]

@442hoeky haha nice catch, I didn't even notice.

[ellgro]

@442hoeky another thing i noticed though is that in all those countries, even though they are counting in their own languages, they would all be entering the new year and different times and never be counting down the new year together because of all the time differences.

[442hoeky]

@ellgro Awww, you're no fun bringing reality into it! ;)

[MJ0428]

Yes, the Germans eventually wiped the French like we knew they've wanted to, and then America wiped out the Germans, and presto! French becomes a dead language Lol :)

[AuRevoirTune]

@442hoeky Yeah I remember hearing in French version of Futurama it's German. Probably has to do with World War 1 and 2 since French was always against Germany and hated them.

[absolutezero1000]

poor french

[pythonman7]

wait, if it translates every word in English into that language, why is it a dead language? Oh futurama, I love you so much

[frankvonfrauner]

@pythonman7 Because if the language is dead, nobody speaks it. If nobody speaks it, why do you need to know how to translate words into it?

[SamuraiMasenko]

@frankvonfrauner I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[JulianTruant]

@pythonman7 I know you made this comment a whole month ago. but, dead language just means a language which is no longer used but still "exists" like Latin, no one really uses it in a common conversation nor is it a native language of any country, but latin words still exist and there are people who know the language to some degree

[LegendaryGamer0]

No one show this to Picard.

[DictatorOfJelybeans]

And of course I click on a Futurama video to find a bunch of MLP bullshit

Fuck this gay earth I'm done

[themixedarts]

dontchu-

[Godfather91290]

Qui a coupe le fromage.

Vous repetez

Qui a coupe le fromaaaaaaaaage. Bon! Merci! Au Revoir!

This has been Frenching with Futurama!

[1776MERICA]

I guess the French just surrendered their language

[movon2survive]

@1776MERICA Does not surprise me

[J88Wolf]

@1776MERICA ROFLCOPTER!

[extreme5050]

He could have just stick to the landing but no... Judges?

3

3.2

3.5

10

DAMMIT FRANCE!

[MareInTheMoon]

Suddenly, ponies.

[TheSquiblitee]

SOMEONE upload the french version !!

[TheJoshofnaruto]

If only this were true.

[Eberh4rdt]

It's sounds like an angry german says: Bonjour!

[Ektherion00]

It's going to happen you smelly french bastards, just you wait!

[Danielkchoi]

YES, SOMEONE WHO QUOTES TEEVEE SHOWS!

[neo12344]

The translator is a spah!

[MrAmerica1995]

Ponies? In MY comments?

It's more likely than you think!

[johnnycajxrt]

it should have said "I surrender"

[gorillazhead]

@johnnycajxrt Nah, it should've said, "Suck my big French dick."

[johnnycajxrt]

@gorillazhead u mad?

[gorillazhead]

@johnnycajxrt You a dickbutt troll?

[johnnycajxrt]

@gorillazhead you a butthurt French asshole?

[gorillazhead]

@johnnycajxrt You a Cum guzzling fucktard?

[johnnycajxrt]

@gorillazhead you just someone trying to start an internet argument?

[gorillazhead]

@johnnycajxrt you just a random troll shouting stereotypes who's looking for an argument?

[CthuhluRising]

@johnnycajxrt @gorillazhead

Gentlemen, please. You're both idiots. Now go away.

[johnnycajxrt]

@CthuhluRising yea, you're right, i got sucked into a flame war because the guy can't take a joke, sorry for clogging up comment space

[Dracopol]

French contains the secret sounds and phomenes to unlock the knot in women's legs and get them all hot. It can never die.

[HeyDEDEshow]

translation in french

[AndrewCl42]

Qu'est-ce? Le français est mort dans Futurama? Très drôle! Vous vous demandez pourquoi il traduit en français si. Au moins nos bons sites Web savent comment traduire!

LOL.

[vacheur]

@AndrewCl42 your french sucks

[Darrknox]

@vacheur That is this? The french are dead in futurama. very funny. you ask yourself why he translates in french if. at least our good websites save how to translate.

[TECpeds94]

@AndrewCl42 It shows you google translated lol the sentence doesnt make perfect sense. I speak french.

[redreaper2020]

Captain Picard disapproves.

[XxbeninoitxX]

Lol french laguage dead ? NEVER

[Sonicwalter1]

Crazy Jibrish!

[GheoHawk]

@Sonicwalter1 Gibberish*

[zezeratul]

I'm French, and i'm laughing xD

[headthemeatgrinder]

Most of the comment section appears to be written in an incomprehensible dead language...

[Anchr0]

French becoming a dead language: my paradise world

[demonshade500025]

It said hello in french

[madman101ish]

@MechanicalAify3 ya furgot fireworks an shotguns! *pulls out shotgun*

[Hersatz]

@MechanicalAify3

Ben je suis Québécois, donc ici c'est l'anglais qui va nous bouffer =/.

[TerraGamerX]

They did a good job making up a nonexistent language for this scene.

[tindle96]

Professor here is how you fix the translator you simply repl... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[Hersatz]

Le français ne périra jamais!!

[prounited]

well professor, you did it again. you discovered the French language. now discover this: Bonjour, mon nom est Eugène et je vie au Canada et je va a l'école. Good luck proffeser

[JoleenTheDruid]

@prounited the fact you know french and dare speak it on this video sickens me.

[prounited]

@JoleenTheDruid Not french. '' Dead Language'' lol

[philiaulcopt]

jajaja, bonjour!

[atruebrony]

Mah translator's speakin' in Fancy!

[xbadninjax]

@atruebrony You are awesome! ^3^/)

[atruebrony]

@xbadninjax (\ *brohoof*

[JohnAdamZiolkowski]

@atruebrony *brohoof* /)

[jacobespo117]

bronie

[Fuyons9999]

@atruebrony Yes....so much yes. /)(\

[Aydz1000]

@atruebrony *brohoof* /)

[Lethalfalkon]

@atruebrony ponies...

ponies everywhere

[danvseverything]

@atruebrony you sir, win the internet.

[OffensivePi]

@atruebrony Wonder if it can loopty-hoop too...