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  • you are so funny

  • of course i last saw the movie when i was like 12 and i mightve hallucinated that part so itd make sense to me ._.

  • if my memory is right he slaughtered that bounty hunters family. i really wish there was some kind of essence or background in that statement, rather than just "oh...he killed my family. derp". what the fuck? at least take somebody or someone related to someone from the series to say "he killed such and such" or something. maybe just say "one weekend my family was going camping and we settled in crystal lake. he brutally murdered my mom dad and brother while i ran to town for fear of death."

  • Part 8 is Citizen Kane compared to this steaming pile!

  • @nerdtalk326 Id rather watch Part 8 or JGTH then that boring peice of crap Citizen Kane. Every Film proffesor that goes around talking about how great that freakin film is should get smacked in the face and fired.

  • @Jawooosh Haha, your right! You know what I mean though.

  • You should review slitter

  • @koen7b Rule 3

  • What happened to the baby at the end of the movie, It shows the parents walking away into the sun set, but where the baby that was in the house with them?

    BTW,I enjoyed your reviews...

  • @Baadflgoat Jason to the baby's soul to transfer back into his original form. The baby died.

  • I agree this movie is bull crap. It was just a pontless...Nothing left to say after that. It was pontless garbage.

  • i love jason but 9 was a bust

  • you forgot the shitty editing when the fbi chick in towel 1 shot she has boot on the next bare feet besides the onely good parts of jason goes to hell is the ending

  • I like freddy vs jason the movie

  • Please tell me that theyre going to do another Jason Goes to Hell follow up because this is by far the best of the series. I would love to see the demon jason thing in a fight with Tina from part 7 and then to have them all stand there singing and dancing with Freddy.

  • Oh come on now. I have viewed most of your reviews and have left comments too, however, I disagree with you regarding Jason Goes to Hell. This was BY FAR the greatest of the series because it had great acting, great storyline and I loved the characters. Didnt you like the way they explained everything in the series? Like Jasons mask, WHY he can keep returning.....come on man, you got to did the worm thing that crawls up that ladies vagina.....priceless

  • @papajdizzzle Ok well hear it goes: If you thought this was the best film then go ahead there is no problem with that. There is a problem when you start telling everyone why it is the best. You want to go ahead and say the acting was "great" you cant support that claim there is no ranking system for acting except for what the majority of the audience says, and the majority says the acting was the worst in JGTH. The storyline and characters is again another opinion that the majority of people

  • @Jawooosh hated. Now those are just your opinions and they are yours to keep and no one can touch them ... until you went on with the rest of your comment. The movie didn't explain everything in the series at all. There was no mention of his mask, we already know how he got his mask, he doesn't keep returning because he turns into a demon worm and crawls into the dead bodies of his relatives, they explain why he returns in each film. This just leads me to believe you dont know whay your saying

  • @Jawooosh Like the movie, go ahead. Dont sit there and make up a bunch of bullshit, thats the worst thing you can do.

  • @Jawooosh That was sarcasm. I am sorry, sometimes when you write you lose the voice tone. I do agree with you, this WAS the worst Friday the 13th film. If you have seen any of the first four, this movie makes no sence at all. Now I will say that I enjoyed part 3-D and the part 2 the best because they didnt get crazy with the script.

  • @papajdizzzle i just may say that the movie was not that good i find the idea that jason goes into other peoples bodys not that fcking guy and he talk he fucking talk they fucked up with this movie

  • you hate every movies bitch

  • Yep, it was easily the worst in the series.

  • Don't some restaurants use machetes to cut large pieces of meat?

  • dude thats true, i can't believe i didn't notice that. jason is supposed to be so strong he can knock someone's head off by punching them.And now that he has a stick he hardly does anything life threatening. he probably just gave that dude a bruise or a scratch.

  • but the kid could of been searching for jason

  • AGAIN! How the Hell Would the line "Remeber Me?" work, And WHY? Explain this to me would Reggie suddenly develop an Obsession for tracking down mysterious characters and become some sort of Dark Leather Jacket Bounty Hunter? Please .. For the Love of God! Please Attempt To Explain it to me.

  • @Jawooosh It's his twin from another dimension where everyone is dark and obsessed with finding people who tried to kill them. He probably got lost on the way to the sandwich shop and happened upon an interdimentional portal. Seeing how this movie has destroyed the meaning of sense, this is very possible.

  • @Jawooosh supposedly in the directors comentary it is reveal that jason killed luke's girlfriend so thats why he hates him and he has an obssesion for jason.

  • @indomable85 supposedly the director is nothing but a pathetic shit head who got the chance to prove how much of a pathetic shit head he really was and we can leave it at that.

  • @Jawooosh yeah but the good thing is he broke a window

  • @Jawooosh Nice one XD

  • can u please re upload ur freddy vs jason pt 1 video .

  • the black guy is that kid from the other jason movie with the guy who wasnt jason and jason tryed to cut the kid but the blade got stuck in a piece of wood

  • Nope, it wasn't. Even if it was then how would the line "remember me" work if it wasn't even Jason.

  • @swaggguy2010 the young black kid from Friday the 13th: A New Beginning was named Reggie.

  • 1:41 lmao man u are awesome

  • OMG thats so funny!

  • @jawooosh do you know who did the freddy laugh at the end? ...............just for the hell of it

  • @DarthRevan1051 Kane Hodder

  • black guy ho ses remem me is actually dude from jason takes manhatan but he trnsfaking formed back head and shit and aged to like erm 40 or something if not he is just a black dude ho thinks he is ehm........ like freddy wannabiii and awsome 5 bloody fingazz upp

  • that gy who says remeber me is the kid from friday the 13th part 4

  • @xtremanater321. The kid from part 4 is a twelve year old Corey Feldman, Explain to me how he becomes a Black Paranormal Bounty Hunter over the years.

  • @xtremanater321 what the fuck!?!....what movie did you watch?

  • why was that machete there?

  • jeason is a kiling mashine not a deamon ! try to understand

  • Lol I like 1:42-1:50 funny.

  • lol you are good.

  • to answer the question about Creighton Duke knowing who Jason was, the filmmakers cut out a subplot that involved Duke explaining to Jessica that Jason had killed his girlfriend at Crystal lake. They talk about it on the commentary during that particular scene. Apparently was cut for being to silly.

  • "to silly"? all the other shit they did wasn't silly?

  • LOL! True. I think they just didn't want to explain to much about him. I think they should've cut those lines out at the end (It's not about the money anymore." and "Remember me.") But this movie had a horrible post production after they shot the film. Read the Crystal Lake Memories book for more info.

  • Oh yeah, I know all about it. But still, nope.

  • Have you done a JX review yet?

  • Also, loved your FvJ review! I agree with you 100% on that BS!

    You do one for AvP and AvP: Requiem. Another couple of fan eye sores.

  • atually 10 years

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  • freddy vs jason came out in 2003

  • and jason goes to hell came out in 1993

  • i liked the movie it was something different.

  • dude your kind of dissing the movie i didnt thing it was good as the other ones but u seemed to only like th endiing

  • im just sayin this but didnt freddy vs. jason come out in 2003?...could some 1 tell me the rite year cause im stil confuessed about that

  • Dude, you're funny, but I actually like JGTH. It probably has the goriest death scenes in the series and ever since Part 4, that kinda became the point of the series. The only difference was the lack of Jason which people either love or hate. It doesn't bother me since the last 3 movies before this one were all the same with Jason slashing retarded teens. JGTH at least had a plotline to end the series. And Marcus indeed sux.

  • Jeez MrD, just be happy that this guy is taking all of his time to do ANY reviews. He doesn't HAVE To.

  • The scene where Jason and the boyfriend are fighting was absolutely hilarious! It was sorta like Jason was getting his Mojo on or something before doing what he does best! ;)

  • Super waitress???? lol

  • Im so glad that people know that this movie was stupid! I tried to watch this a second time just to see maybe I can give it a chance and NO, it still sucks.

  • rofl! Super Waitress to the rescue!

  • lol, the bounty hunter is the black kid in think the fifth movie. jasons sister is in the new friday the thirteenth, so i think this makes perfect sense! one thing, why didn't you mtion how he got into the body? i thought that was a little gross...

  • Jason isn't in the 5th movie, the bounty hunter is named Duke not Reggie, and wrong again there is no sister of Jason in the new one .... epic fail.

  • o rly? the bounty hunter is right, but the sister is a fact! thats the only reason that girl survived AND why jason held her captive! they even pick up a locket that has his half sister and looks like that girl. get owned!

  • She survived because she reminded Jason of his own Mother, The Picture in the locket is of young Mrs. Voorhees not his fucking half sister that he never knew about. Get Owned while swallowing your double dose of Failure ... or go ahead and dip yourself deeper into your whole.

  • i love your scarcasium its so funny. and can u tell me summert dident jason get blowen up and how hisbody magically got bk together

  • perhaps the bounty hunter is the kid from Friday the 13th : A new Beginning?

  • Jason did talk in part 1

    in scene when pamela remembers him drowning

    he screams

    "help mommy. . . mommy help !"

  • he also spoke through pamela. Let's not forget the famous "kill her mommy....kill her." line.

  • Nope, Pamela was just a looney.

  • lol jawooosh your hillarious love ur vids, -subed- :D

  • should i start whatching the friday 13th series i havent seen any of them and i am not that much of horror fan but it looks cool : / should i start whatching the friday 13th movies?

  • yes from part 1 to 8 because the other are all bullshit

  • and 10 was cool and why is jason goes to hell so dark and crappy filming? the others were dark but you can at least see whats going on.

  • lol great review, sadly the only part of this movie i liked was the ending haha

  • lmfao why not?

  • can I watch some of the movie's scenes on youtube?

  • No, get 8 bucks and buy the damn thing at Walmart

  • loved your review man. LOVED this movie when I was a kid...but looking back, yeah I guess it's pretty retarded hehe.

  • ppl are saying jason talked in FVJ when was this? 0.0 ive seen that movie loads of times and i dont recall him saying a word.

  • ....I havent heard anyone ever say that.

  • i think they might be on about when he gets trasnported back to a child in the dream world and hes making all them crying/moaning noises, that all i can think off, but i agree with jawoosh ive never seen a video were people say jason can speak in FVJ

  • the reason why the floor made a "trap" it because the Voorhees house is really old.

    nice review! :D

  • .....was that suppose to be a joke?

  • actually you were being serious and the floor gave out it wouldnt be clean cut like in the movie

  • no offense but what are you on?

  • nice audio

  • lol The screaming effect from the girl reminds me of when Ridley dies in Super Metroid.. pretty far fetched but fo realz.. compare it O_o

  • actually we had to wait 10 years to come out. this is from 1993 and freddy vs jason is from 2003

  • whoa! 10 years thats right, god it took so long, I remember hearing about freddy vs jason back in 1997, so I had to wait 6 years after hearing about it. Have you all noticed that the screaming girl from the 80s horror flicks is the same scream in a lot of other movies?

  • on part 2 thair is a black ten in the movie before they levae to go to the bar

  • That movie sucks ass

  • do you have any brothers? cause it seems that this ones not as exciting as other ones

  • lol.....u r funny. i am trippin off of u!

  • wayne roony us jason voorhees

  • I love how he does that voice. It sounds like SXEPhil's voice he does whenever he holds his dog.

  • It was 10 years wasn't it?

  • idk

  • thats just one thing everything else u got sooooo thats just somethin i noticed in the movie when i watched it

  • im pointin out a mistake u said jason got his form back but it was from a dead body not from a voorhees

  • Im asking the smart one a question, U said got his form back from a dead body not from a voorhees .... so who's dead body was it?

  • if u watch a little closer during the movie this demon thing uses the dead watress dont ask me how the watress got there that i really dont know

  • Yes, and who is the dead waitress?

  • I thought the waitress was the main was a vorhees as well

  • nope there r only three voorhees jason his sister and her baby i dont know the name of his sister though

  • There are 5 occording to JGTH. Jason, His Mother, His Father, His Half Sister Diana, Her Daughter (the blond) and HER Baby. Diana is the waitress dead in the basement.

  • oh ok then then thx for clarifying that

  • Why does this comment get a thumbs down? So dumb...

  • i thnk the name of the daughter of Diana is Jessica and her Daughter name is stephnie...or...some shit like that...i dont know...bleh

  • i honestly did not like this you barely see jasons true form

  • your a fagget

  • can I ask a question have you read the comic "Freddy vs Jason vs Ash" cause I just wondering if you would do a review on it... but maybe you only do movies, oh well...

    if you havent read it I could send it to you if you want

  • what a cock sucker.

  • Now what did I say to make you think that I was gay, all I asked if he has read the comic, and if he hasn't I could send him a download link for it in gesture...

    If anybody wants to read it, I'll give them them link. so tell me how does that sound homo

  • I didn't say you were gay, I said you sucked cock, that just makes you a bitch.

  • okay, my bad, so what did I say for you to that

  • you were a bitch, so you just made me feel like saying you were a bitch. End of story.

  • again how the hell was I being a bitch, seriously, and if you don't come up with a resonable answer then you are the bitch, with proof that you are...end of discussion

  • I did, I said you were a bitch, so when I say you're a bitch then I am just stating facts. See, you're a bitch. Even your gay ass comeback makes you a bitch. Bitch.

  • umm who r u tlkin about

  • forget it, and I didn't make a comeback, it was just facts

  • umm who r u guys tlkin to and wat comebacks

  • It started when I asked Jawoosh if he read the Freddy vs Jason vs Ash comic, and if he didn't I wasgoing to send it to him, then Erik said I was a bitch, and now he wont leave me alone about it, Its just some guy lookin for someone to argue with, so dont worry about it

  • jason goes to hell is horrible thanks for the reviews

  • awesome

  • 1:42 WHAT!? WHEN!? i didnt hear!!!! ;-; i watched it over and over i cant hear it! can someone help me with this? like, give me the exact second he talked maybe...?

  • As the girl who just said "Im was the girl in the theater scream GO JASON KICK ASS!" and "So I love Jason To Death" ... saying you dont know what Im talking about at this part of the video, pretty much takes all of what you said and claims it is absolute bullshit.

  • -_- no. i said that because you were talking about how you werent really cheering on one or the other, because you liked them equally. i was simply stating that i liked Jason better than Freddy.

    so, I know what i was talking about.

    P.S you dont have to be rude or mean to you're fans. That's why The Angry Video Game Nerd is more popular. I rest my case.

  • No one said I wanted to be popular.

    No one said your a fan of mine, out of the 1200s subcribers to my channel I can admit maybe 30 of them are actual fans.

    You said you loved Jason to Death. But for some reason you dont know what Im talking about when I say Jason knows how to speak, Which means you obviously dont love Jason to death, your just another person acting like a fan of Jason. Thats Why I choose to be rude to people like you, try actually being a fan before calling yourself one.

  • actually if you said the movie was made in 1993 then you had to wait 10 years!

  • cool: you mean freddy vs jason

  • no its not he is just a litttle over weight but thats fine because so am i and he is still funny

  • wow i dont think this movie is worth buying

  • The machete being in the diner made sense because they made a theme of Jason's legend, hence why the bounty hunter ordered "Jason Fingers" lol

  • is that phsycho killer possesed by jason?!

  • Myers rip off? Honestly, did you just make that up?

    Jason and Michael are completely two different people, doing two separate things, with two different motives, it's not even comparable besides the killing.

  • allright maybe not a 100% ripoff but it was definetly inspired by Myers.If it wasnt for Myers then Jason would not exist

  • How does Jason have anything to do with Michael?

  • Yeah, it's always michael is the inspiration of nowaday horror movies.

  • Ok maybe inspired, but jason was a retard, he couldn't speak in the first place, maybe he could, but then he hasn't spoken since he survived the drowning.

    We've seen michael talk as a kid, but we haven't seen jason talk, eve!!!

  • We've seen michael talk as a kid, but we haven't seen jason talk, eve!!! " -you

    CORRECTION!: Jayson DOES talk in Freddy vs. Jason. at one point Freddy's on top of a building, and says, "Hey asshole! Up here!" Jason mutters "...Give me a break..." (it was eaither in that scean or another one i cant remember exactly...

  • Your also the kind of person who makes stupid pathetic remarks like this.1. I Never said anything about Michael Meyers at all in this review 2. No, We did not see Michael talk as a kid (and if you mean the remake then your even dumber than I thought). 3. Since when the fuck is Muttering concidered Talking? 4. You question my behavior towards people like you, Who make up absolute bullshit for no good reason and make yourselves look like assholes without my help. I Hate Everyone who Does This.

  • No. Freddy says that when he's trying to push down some cart thing to kill Jason but it gets stuck. Thats when Freddy says "Aww. Give me a break"

  • yes jason did say that in freddy vs. jason, but never spoke in the jason movies at all. thats what jawoosh is saying.

  • Dude umm that wasn't Jason talking in FvsJ. That was Freddy saying gimme a break because the big cart jammed. Jason never said a word except as a kid in the original and if you count the really stupid looking young Jason in part 8. Jason is just an angry retarted undead killer. In fact the guy who wrote the original didn't even see the movies after the first becaue he didn't like the idea of Jason being a bad guy rather than a victim avenged by his mother.

  • Because jason said (muttered) something in freddy versus jason, makes it alright to say: "Jason does talk".

    New Line cinema didn't follow the storyline right, because jason really never eeeeever talked till now.

  • The only thing they have in common is the killing.

  • This is the WORST Friday The 13th Movie Ever!

  • next to jason x

  • And JasonX

  • hehe

  • The movie should have been about him going to hell in the beginning and him getting out (I know Freddy brought him out in FvsJ but still). THAT might be slightly better I think. We'd know it would be stupid, but could have fun with it. Again though it would suck and it would be better to have dropped the idea altogether. It's Friday the 13th not The Exorcist. I died a little inside from watching this movie. I know it isn't a great story to begin with, but c'mon!

  • Cool Video And You Cool to

  • fready proboly puld him down to hell

  • I always laugh at the trapdoor. I can just imagine Pamela Voorhees falling into the basement as she is trying to prepare jason some dinner.

  • your sir are very funny 5* to both parts might have to subscribe if the rest are this funny (although at the time this movie came out i loved it thanks for making me feel foolish)

  • The only way this could be better is if you mentioned the pointless slow motion part in the diner. It's like they rolled over the counter for 10 seconds! WOW isn't that difficult?

  • 1 of the friday films i did not understand but the end wuith freddys glove was a good effect

  • the boys name in part 5 is reggie, the guys name is craiton duke

  • Yeah your right. And he SUCKS! We are supposed to think he's a cool tough guy, but he comes out as just a lazy and stupid psychopath. He breaks your fingers in exchange for info! He BELONGS in prison!

  • This "movie" is basically a giant middle finger to fans.

  • ya at first i like the movie but after i saw this revew i hate it now

  • I knew it would suck when I watched it for the first (and only) time on T.V. I just hoped there would be SOMETHING that might work. But it just didn't. We knew what would happen cause of the title and should have stuck with just knowing. Yes we'd be curious, but still. I liked Freddy's Dead a little more, but that had the same problem. I guess it's just for money. Still it made the lowest amount out of the whole series.

  • Maybe that was the annoying kid in part 5? Wait that wasn't even Jason in there! Maybe Jason is able to talk when it's through other people. Wait then why couldn't he just pretend he was those people and sneak up on you? Idiot people who made this!

  • lol he goes 2 hell BUT then he is freezed down in the future afther the movie jason X then he got he's mask and all

  • agree with everything Jawooosh. But i didnt saw or hear where jason speaks. Great video and funny though :D

  • great job on your post

  • lmfao dis video funny!!!

  • I was reading through these comments to see if i said jason didnt speak, wich i now know he did(i never saw part 9) and ur right part 8 is my favorite, it kick the living SHIT OUTTA THIS!