Pokey Means More Business Than You Will Ever Know

[JokesterAmmers]

Four dislikes? Obviously Ness, Paula, Jeff and Poo disliked this.

[DudeDie222]

@JokesterAmmers No.

It could've been Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney. ;)

[JokesterAmmers]

@DudeDie222 ...oh goodness. You actually have a very good point!

[sagyig]

@DudeDie222 Probably because they're jealous that Earth Bound got released in the U.S...

[jmmrockstarr9]

@DudeDie222 Or Ninten, Ana, Loid, and Teddy, the first MOTHER crew.:D

[DudeDie222]

@jmmrockstarr9 They never knew Pokey... :3

[jmmrockstarr9]

@DudeDie222 they knew giygas, and found out he was afflitiated with Pokey. X3

[DudeDie222]

@jmmrockstarr9 Pokey was born 7 tears after Mother.

[DudeDie222]

@DudeDie222 *Years

[jmmrockstarr9]

@DudeDie222 I know, but fact being Ninten is Ness's father, Ninten would have to know about Pokey, too. Ninten also knew about Giygas. :|

[DudeDie222]

@jmmrockstarr9 It was NEVER canonically mentioned that Ninten was Ness' father.

[jmmrockstarr9]

@DudeDie222 So? It gives some pretty clear hints, just like it does with Loid being Jeff's Father, AKA Dr. Andonuts. He IS only twenty. And THATS not cononically mentioned.

[ShadowScorpios]

*divides Ultimate chimera by 02, then multiplies by Ganon.*

[MatterSplatterMan]

@ShadowScorpios and add kingfin, a zombie, and a screamer.

[ShadowScorpios]

@MatterSplatterMan Then subtract Ridley, then add Tabuu times Fawful.

[MatterSplatterMan]

@ShadowScorpios and this is it's theme.

[ShadowScorpios]

@MatterSplatterMan Correct. A+!!

[MatterSplatterMan]

@ShadowScorpios YAY! I=3D=

[TreatyMusic]

POKEY

Y U MEAN BUSINESS?!

[0822kitten]

You cannot comprehend the true amount of business Porky means!

[mrblackops180]

THIS IS FREAKING AWSOME what or who is pokey

[TheScootyPuffer]

@mrblackops180 do yourself a favor and play EarthBound brotha

[mrblackops180]

@TheScootyPuffer i dont have the system or i would have lol

[TheScootyPuffer]

@mrblackops180 Download an emulatoer like zsnes and an Earthbound rom. You won't regret it, seriously

[mrblackops180]

@TheScootyPuffer ill try.

[TheManman1235]

@TheScootyPuffer that's illegal you know

[TheScootyPuffer]

@TheManman1235 not if you own the game. even if you don't it's legal for 24 hours which is more than enough to beat the game.

[TheManman1235]

@TheScootyPuffer wow, really? cool!

[AdmiralStickney]

@TheManman1235 freeware isn't illegal unless you get caught

[TheManman1235]

@AdmiralStickney did you really just say that? lol

[AdmiralStickney]

@TheManman1235 yesh

[Emogherkin64]

LOL BIG LIPS HAHA BUZZ BUZZ

[chocofreak887]

i don't want to know what kind of "business" pokey means. .___.;

[darkbowserxx]

porkey vs kirby pokey farts kirby salows it kirby becomes fart kirby!kirby farts porkeys spider thing explodes ness comes! ness uses pk flash porkey gets koed! meta knight bowser ridely mewtwo ganondorf kill porkey then luigi comes! luigi means business more than porkey by over 9000!

[PsychicEmeraldSpirit]

@darkbowserxx ...O.o wow

[DarkGaara2007]

I just noticed it now...but is Pokey (Porky) Wearing the same kind of suit as Pinstripe Potooroo from crash bandicoot? Just wondering

[maplestorywonder]

@crdr98 -0 Is just zero.....idiot.

[EmperorPokey]

I'm the only on who knows how much business I mean NUEHEHEEEHEEEHEHEHEHEE!!!!!!!

[lolwutizit]

@EmperorPokey "Nweheheh" is Fassad's line, so STFU.

[mrblackops180]

@EmperorPokey  HEY GET BACK IN THE DANG CAPSUEL NOW. UNLESS YOU CAN CAUSE A MOTHER4 GET BACK IN THE CAPSUEL

[gmfk07]

How on earth does a kid get enough money to buy a spider mech?

[JakePDiGregorio]

@gmfk07 Monotoli, dude!

[PSISpecter]

@gmfk07 He used an Evil Manipulation device to make a Monotoli become a millionare.When the Monotoli broke free of the trance,he most likely stole some of the Monotoli's money before taking off in the helicopter.

[Crashycoot]

You cannot grasp the true amount of Pokey's business!

[TheEpicWerehog620]

4 people don't mean business.

[AchilGamez]

PORKY CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF BUES-NESS

[TheChromish]

Pokey means so much business, he has taken up a career in being a lawyer.

[embercoral]

Now, class, if you divide Giygas by Zero Two, you end up with Nintendo's worst nightmare!

Pokey (from inside Absolutely Safe Capsule) : Damn it! Why didn't I think of that?!!?

[0822kitten]

@embercoral

8D

*Devides Giygas by 02 and huggles it*

[GrounderTheRobot]

Pokey Doesnt Know Bussines

[MegaAzornumbers09]

lol, he's got a tux ^ ^

[WhitePhoenix45]

I want to know how much business Pokey means! XDD

[superluigisteven]

pokey means that much more buisness cause porky is his MORTAL ENEMY!

[bugleboy557]

MOVE FASTER POKEY!

[sonicfanboyee]

@bugleboy557 is that a meem now?

[ShinjisLover]

@bugleboy557

For the love of GOD, faster!

[unifiedUndead]

SRS BUSINESS.

[sonicfanboyee]

WTF is ness's mom trying to kill him?

[Raptor9Magnum]

@sonicfanboyee nope that wuz Pokeys

[TwosComplement]

@djicoubiti I know that, it was a joke -.-

[EmperorPokey]

Ah this brings back good old memories of me bashing Ness into a soft, mushy pulp!

[ForerunnerLuke]

He solved the internet.

Internet is srs bsns.

[Shockwave109]

This has got to be one of the best battle themes for the SNES, partly because the transition from NES-style music to the SNES guitar and drums combo really creates a dramatic change. After all, you ARE time traveling, so what's wrong with previous-console music? In addition, the changes in tempo really sound good.

[GrounderTheRobot]

POHKUH

[Sperium3000]

Fun Fact: Despite popular belief, "Pokey Means Bussines" is NOT the song's official title. Most of the songs lacks an official title in this side of the world. However, back in Japan the song is called "INAKUNARINASAI", which is a quote by Gyigas in the original Japanese, and could be roughly translated as "CEASE TO EXIST!".

[MarioMario0000isback]

2:17 WTF?

[PivotPiAnimations]

VVHERE D|D YOU DOVVNLO/\D TH|S

[Edenhyde246]

I can't even conceptualise this much business!

[RevelationWarriors]

it should be a law that if you see a fat buck tooth kid in a mechanical spider, you should shit your pants and run.

[completechaos21]

@RevelationWarriors because then quite obviously there would some sort of a gayigas thing waiting for us!

[MrNunfister]

@RevelationWarriors couldn't I just run??

[RevelationWarriors]

@MrNunfister No

[PivotPiAnimations]

Where did you get this?

[madlaughs32]

how can i get this on my ipod....

[daorim]

all hail pokey fact .pokeys name changed to porkey in mother 3

[kbd668]

@daorim Porky is his real name, NoA changed that so that it wouldn't offend fat people

[randomnerd123]

@kbd668

no, it was just a mistranslation.

it that was true than he would also be named pokey in ssbb

[Kenpokid4]

@kbd668 I thought that his name just changed in the ingame time lapse between M2 and M3.

[ImKingPokey]

Bwhahaa

[megamanzero122]

why is it that the mother series has some kind of effect on me. Earthbound scared the shit out of me with Giygas and Mother 3 made me slightly depressed. I haven't played mother yet.

[matthorn611]

@megamanzero122 Dude, PLAY IT OR I WILL EAT YOU.

[mjk705]

@matthorn611 where are you from?

[matthorn611]

@mjk705 America. And Mother is the best series there will ever be (unless there's a brawl remake, cause it was better then it's predecessors by a longshot)

[mjk705]

@matthorn611 ? Americans dont eat others. i know they did that in the past, but they dont now.

[AjJustChyllin]

RAN RAN RA RUUUUUU

[thegigaking]

this was the real final boss for me, Giygas was such a pushover, and hes not even creepy.

[StrawberryGuy86]

This song is in need of an appearance in Super Smash Bros!

[ultimatehedgehog123]

"Pokey discharged a stinky gas"

Did 9999 mortal damage to Ness

Did 9999 mortal damage to Paula

Did 9999 mortal damage to Jeff

It didn't work on Poo

[sonicfanboyee]

@ultimatehedgehog123 I KNOW WHY IT DIDNT WORK ON POO!

[NewRedNinja]

@ultimatehedgehog123 Weirdest pun ever.

[Dante9377]

@ultimatehedgehog123 i see what you did thar

[MegaWillman1]

@ultimatehedgehog123 But is poo a stinky gas?

[TheManman1235]

@ultimatehedgehog123 don't steal comments

[ultimatehedgehog123]

@TheManman1235

I stole a comment?

From where and who?

[NFSKing]

Giygas accidentally the world.

8^3

[MasterOfMist]

HE MEANS SO MUCH BUSINESS, THAT HE DIVIDED CHUCK NORRIS BY 0!

P.S. R.I.P. Buzz Buzz, who died earlier then he was born, somehow.

[MaskOfInsane]

HE MEANS SO MUCH BUSINESS HE BOUGHT FUTHER-MUCKING APPLE!

[dudamara]

where in the fuck did pokey get that fucking spider mech???? me wants velly muchy

[FirestormChameleon]

@dudamara He probably got it from Giygas, judging from some of his mechanical minions.

[Aldaraia666]

@FirestormChameleon I bet that he used the engine from the helicopter after crashing in Deep Darkness, since examining it mentions there's no engine.

[maplestorywonder]

DOES HE MEAN SO MUCH BUISNESS HE LEARNED HOW TO DEVIDE BY 0?

[inukirby992]

@maplestorywonder NO, HE MEANS SO MUCH BUSINESS HE LEARNED TO *DIVIDE* BY ZERO!

[EmperorPokey]

@maplestorywonder Why yes, yes I did! MUhEhEHEHHEHEHEE!!!!

[ncoyle121]

@maplestorywonder YES

[Tenaomeana]

@maplestorywonder Not only that, but he learned to divide by -0

[Omnimatrix10]

@maplestorywonder I think the hole in the top left corner is the result

[maplestorywonder]

@maplestorywonder Well i mean so much buisness i can talk to myself via youtube.

[InteligentHeavy]

@maplestorywonder yes and that is how gygas was made

[ZIOM5000pl]

@maplestorywonder After trying to divide by zero, he can't change his facial expression from 0 in Mother 3.

Even being able to learn how to divide by 0 doesn't mean you are safe D:

[xxxLILMISSTHANGxxx]

@ZIOM5000pl

Ahh... *simpsons reference* I see what you did there.

[xxxLILMISSTHANGxxx]

@xxxLILMISSTHANGxxx

my bad wrong show....

[AdmiralStickney]

@maplestorywonder eureka!!!! so thats how he destroyed the universe!

[builderman1q2w3e4r]

@maplestorywonder

Yes, but he did not learn how to defeat Chuck Norris.

[maplestorywonder]

@builderman1q2w3e4r How sad.

[Goopycrunchi681]

aww! i got a Blizzard from DQ and it was in the freezer and now its frozen! DX XD oh right. Pokeys bweesness. WHO CARES ABOUT POKEY?! GIYGAS means bweesness!

[kyuubinaruto9990]

Screw pokey! giygas means business!

[retropwns]

I love the fan art of lardna. It made me split a gut when i saw it!!!

[theKidHedge]

o gawd! is his heart sign and signiture made out of BLOOD D:

[corjonbett]

I understand you guys are already calling yourselves heroes...

Well, it is a gazillion years too early for you to oppose Giygas!!!

You must feel pretty silly to keep fighting without even knowing what Giygas looks like.

If you were to ever see Giygas's real face, you'd NEVER be able to run away!

That's how terrifying it is.

Well? Do you want me to turn off the "Devil's Machine?"

THEN PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!!!

[torerik1234]

@corjonbett So, isn`t it terrifying? I`m terrified too. Giygas cannot think rationally any more, and he isn`t even aware of what he is doing now. His own mind was destroyed by his incredible power. What an all-mighty idiot! Yep that`s what he is! Heh heh heh heh... and you...you will be... just another meal to him!

[corjonbett]

@torerik1234 Hee hee hee. You must REALLY be at the end of your rope now.

In this bizarre dimension, you four are the only force fighting for justice!

Haaaaaah! That's so sad I can't help but shed a tear!

You know, my heart is beating incredibly fast.... I must be experiencing absolute terror! Do you want to call for help here in the darkness? Say "Mommy, Daddy, I'm so frightened I want to wet my pants!" I know you have telepathy or something, so just try calling for help!

[corjonbett]

@corjonbett YOU PATHETICALLY WEAK HEROES OF SO-CALLED JUSTICE!!!

NO ONE IS COMING TO HELP YOU!!! dON'T WORRY, YOUR PATHETIC SUFFERING WILL BE OVER SOON!!!!

[torerik1234]

@corjonbett Paula prayed from bottom of her heart!

"...Please give us strength,

if it is possible...

Please...

................

Somebody...help us..."

[Metalsonic7000]

@corjonbett Near the end of your comment about "calling to Mommy" That's what you're actually supposed to do to win the fight.

[torerik1234]

@Metalsonic7000 Thats very simple.

[SniperNightOwl]

awesome pictures. Porky is my favorite character in the series.

[theKidHedge]

his signature is made out of cold blood from a poor animal! D: (thats how much buisiness he means)

[chibiharvey]

@retropwns Spoilers bro. Not everyone has played the game yet. =_=

[retropwns]

DOH! sorry....

[chibiharvey]

No problem. Not everyone has T3h 1337 pirating skills like us. Or searches for spoilers on Wikipedia and TvTropes. XD

[OcarinaOfTime554]

that picture where Lardna is killing Buzz Buzz is hilarious

[dudeman600]

i believe that giygas got him the mech and his minions built him the bed thing in mother 3

[yusurre]

is porky and pokey the same person?

[vonkreigen]

Pokey was probably a mistranslation, Pokey and Porkey are one and the same.

[Willowhick56]

DIE POKEY, YOU EVIL PSICOPATH!

[jaderoseofchaos]

The art is wonderful! And the song rocks too!

[Nikifuj908]

Where did he even GET a mecha like that?

[JohnSegway]

He stole it off of Dr Andonuts didn't he? And that's why he could travel back in time with Gigyas without having his soul put in a robot like Ness and co... Least from what I can remember.

[blackdoom2009]

pokey somehow got the mech travelled forward in time at giygas's deafeat aged 10,000 years became really smart and imortal then built an army

as you can a few plot holes

[urltrayoshimario5000]

ness: okay guys get ready for a battle. guys?

uhhhh..... im dead.

[GangsterJoe101]

cool fan art

[pokeflora]

@PKmartin13

Who says we like him? We just like his music. ^_^

[Pokemariofan107]

@ Pkmartin13 we like him because hes a boss and without bosses and antagonists, how can there be a main game? Oh and music is one of the best "final boss" music out there

[blackdoom2009]

1:59 pokey army

[kissapoikanen]

3:02 Pokey went to MOTHER 3

Plus i love this song. The picture with Lardna makes it even better

[cybercobra2]

cool pic

[cybercobra2]

the first one i mean

[mzh3000]

where did he get that spider thingy anyways??

[TDIPhan313]

Lardna = DAMN! Big ass mouth!

[PhireZix]

dat make sense

[bowserjr567]

i think i see pokey and picky all the way in the back when their mom attacks buzz buzz in the pic or i could just be seeing things

[IndalecioCeleste]

I wonder whatever happened to Picky.

[HaruTouga]

stayed home wondering the same about pokey, and in the end still wondering as he doesnt know about him sending the letter to ness wen he time travels to MOTHER3 and destroys onette most of the world to make his empire.

[selvut998]

Great fan art!

[TwosComplement]

R.I.P. Buzz Buzz 20XX-199X...

Wait, what!?

[coolcoolnew]

lol

[Evaseven]

oh yea, if buzz buzz came from the future to warn ness of giygas, but then died in the present, he would not exist in the future to warn ness!

[AdmiralBobbery123]

actually he fled to the future. maybe he dropped by to tell ness that while creating his army 0_O

[Evaseven]

yea, but i thought lardna killed him

[Atomflux]

That my friend, is what we call a time paradox.

XD

[royokihokage]

@TwosComplement TIME PARADOX ! you divided by zero

wait... OH SHIII-*fboom*

[PivotPiAnimations]

@TwosComplement lol exactly

[HTankGlory]

PIME TARADOX!!!

[lorezega]

@jmo7796 picky is way back in the door

[Surhotchaperchlorome]

Pokey's mom is scary looking...

[aweses]

Picky is Pokey's younger brother. :>

[raufen1291]

Its pokey...

[PhireZix]

iz dat a robot or a monster? dont even anwser dat one. and who name there child porky...i never did play da games but i like da music so i have nothing to say about it. wtf it start over at 2:16 lol

[mightyshockwave]

In a nutshell:

Pookey is an abused overweight child with a fucked up sense of friendship and torments the only person nice enough to hang with him (Ness)

He always strives to be better than Ness, so he inevitably gets wrapped up in the whole Giygas affair.

Giygas exerts his influence through Pokey and acts through him.

Giygas eventually contacts Pokey and draws him through time, giving him the mech seen in the pic in exchange for loyalty. To protect Giygas from Ness, Pokey fights, withmusic

[JohnSegway]

Pokey stole the mech from Dr Andonuts...

[lintpit1]

@PhireZix hes a robot monster

[BizzarreProductions]

No wonder he was an evil child! Can you imagine growing up with a name like "Porky"?

[NintendoProductions]

0:55 OMG ITS LARDNA PORKY'S MOM

[Pokemariofan107]

I don't remember the spider mech having eyes...

[YoMomma868958]

Then you remember wrong.

[MEGAGUY21]

0:41 oh this so kiddy hahahaha

.... 0:56 OH! the hell going? where the happy tune go? 1:31 OH MY AAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*fade into darkness*

moral of the story is to never judge a game by it

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