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  • The Stig does not stop for fuel. Fuel stops for the Stig.

  • "IT LIVES! IT's dead.."

  • JAMES STOP FILING!!!!!!!

  • lololol

  • Can I ask where you're going TUU?

  • The car stolen sir?!

  • Lol "Bank of Money"

  • JAMES..

    ..STOP FILING.

  • "from London to the North of Scotland ?" its dunfermline not the north.

  • Bank of Money...When I become rich, thats what I am going to name my bank.

  • jeremy is such a tool -_-

  • "Its in" "YES! start it up!"

  • @JamesWTayt "It's not THAT in."

  • Jezza = Legend

    May = Legend

  • look at the picture.

    it doesent tell me anything

    it does

    it doesent, they might aswell have photod your arse....... hahahahahahah

  • I want an account at the Bank of Money....

  • hahaha inside helmet stig would definitely laugh so much when police came

  • THE BEST SHOW ON EARTH :) Luv u guys :) OWSUM< oooh by the way poor stig he remained silent in vain...... :(

  • This is the perfect example of why TG rocks. Has nothing to do with cars, it's the presenters. Building a car is one of the most boring, mundane, pedantic things a person would ever do, yet they make it hilarious.

  • what happind to the stig?

  • ROFL!! 0:00

    Jeremy is like 'what?'

    0:01 Richard explains what..

    HAhAHAhAhAH

  • JAAAAAMES!!!!!! Stop Filing!!

  • "...Jeremy was attaching the steering wheel..." *BANG BANG BANG, and turns steering wheel* "Broken" LOL

  • callum gilhoolley must be that policeman..

  • little less conversation wasn't the music in this. and it has annoyed me coz i want the name of the same that has been replaced by the elvis track please.

  • Clarkson: i'll get a hammer. James and richard: NOoooooooooo!

  • and jeremy thinks he knows so much about cars, really shows.

  • JAMES!!! Stop filing!!!

    Fucking hilarius!

  • @BayAreaOrBust This is Geoffrey, this is Stephen...

  • hahaha stop filing

  • 2:24 a 2:38

  • 0:00 haha

  • haha! I love this challenge. I like the idea of buying a Caterham in that condition as well, but then seeing as I practically have two left hands that might not be a good idea....

  • Hahaha Richard at 4:28

  • "bored...bored...bored...bored­...bored...bored...boring...bo­ring...dull...tedious...annoyi­ng...backache...armache...cram­p...miserable...hate james...hate james..." - Jeremy Clarkson :)

    

  • 'He is 299 Miles away, At Stig's speed that could be an hour.'

    So thats 299MPH xD

  • they mine as well have photographed your ass

  • You can build a car in 8 hours with 3 people.

    What would it be like with 1 person? 24 hours?!

  • @TheAppleKid2011 I think the diminishing product of labor would disagree with that statement :D

  • What does the guy says at 2:03 when he sees Stig's hilarious credit card?

  • they should have had each guy build their own car that would have been funny!

  • Jeremy C. is the best

  • WTF? 99.9 Per Liter for fuel? And I had the impression that fuel was expensive in Britain. 

  • @Dogurasu This was made 5 years ago, fuel is more expensive now - about £1.35 per litre. Converted to US gallons that works out roughly $8 / US gallon.

  • @DJEdSaunders

    The U.S. dollar isn't as devalued as you think it is. lol

    1.35 GBP = 2.11 USD

    That's still pretty cheap.

  • @Dogurasu Thats's per litre as I said, but you guys buy by the gallon, which I took the trouble of converting for you. It is not cheap by any stretch of the imagination - more than double the US prices

  • @DJEdSaunders

    You're absolutely correct.

    I didn't factor in liter to gallon conversion.

    Wow, you guys are paying through the nose for fuel!

    I cringe when I have to pay $3.75 per gallon. lol

  • @Dogurasu ha ha You're right, about 75% of that is tax as well. Could be worse though, Fuel is seriously expensive in Holland and Norway to name but two...

  • Bank of Money.... The Stig

    lol

  • I would NOT want to buy the one that these guys put together.. lol

  • 299 Miles away.. Stigs speed it could be an hour.. 299 Miles Per an Hour then and at 2:05 the captions says 'hahaha' wtf

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  • aww, poor stig. stupid scottish police

  • what's the song at 1:00 ? thanks for any replies :)

  • @CCCCDDWmogxet A little less conversation-Elvis Presley

  • The divorce settlement.... Lmao, the milkman's gonna get custody of yer kids.

  • This is the worst day of my life! LOL!

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  • JAMES! STOP FILING! XD

  • Bank of Money LOL

  • Richard: "It's in, that was easy!"

    Jeremy: "YES! Start it up!"

    Richard: "Well, it's not that in..."

    hahahaha, omg, this is awesome... they need more episode like this :P

    

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  • Remind me to never let Jezza pack my parachute.

    "Here--now this bit--oh BLOODY hell this is taking too long--It's like trying to pack your Sunday wash into the cat!" Rrrrrrrip! Shred! Fling!

    (20 minutes later, he hands you a fanny pack with a propeller beanie in it)

  • pause @ 1:09 lmaoo

  • "boring tedious .... hate james hate james" lmao :D

  • the "broken" that Jeremy says, is the exact same sound clip from the previous part where he was knocking the suspensions with the hammer.

    So much editing happens with Top Gear!

  • 6:04 lol they tricked jeremy

  • can I ask you where you are going tuu XD

  • awwwwww pooor stig :(((

  • i love how jezza slides cars.

  • look how quickly jeremy changes gear at 6:23! holy hell that's pro!

  • @UNFRGVN yes it is quite difficult to do that. Better to learn that when you're actually learning to drive lol

  • @UNFRGVN even thou he misses the gear? lol

  • james may is the Man in this whole thing

  • james may is the Man

  • JAMES! STOP FILEING! hahaha!

  • I guess they'd have it done quicker with Ham and May reading the manual in turns while the other guy does the assembly. And Jeremy kicked out :-P

  • what season and episode

  • Haha, Richard tries to eat the manual at 2:28, but fails to bite through the plastic. :D

  • JJJJJAAAAAMMMMMEEEESSSSS!!! STOP FILEING! :D hahaha

  • season and episode? :D

  • is the stig's voice... an engine?

  • is the stigs voice... an engine?

  • It's really funny when The Stig gets arrested!

  • 1:26 lmao

  • @BritishKnight97 I believe that's a ratchet

  • 2:02

    Bank of Money

    Brilliant!

  • "james i'd rather staple my ears to a horse"

  • lol stig banks with bank of money

  • the stig reserved he right to remain silent...

  • James of BBC2, im asking for permission to say "OH COCK!"

  • Bank of Money

    3588 4141 4718 1294

    THE STIG

    LOL!

  • I have to respect Top Gear in this one because they actually did this. They're exhausted, hysterical and extremely tense. Its for real and its television at its finest.

  • more than 5 asda vans in one program.

    OMG X10

  • 2:02, Bank of Money...hahahaha. I laughed sooo hard I had a convulsion.

  • 5:05 it lives!!!!!!!!!! its dead! lolol

  • "it liiiiives!!! - it's dead --' " Hahaha

  • what season and episode is this from? :) love it!

  • LOL Bank of money!

  • "Predictably though James was too anal to notice" XD

    Jezza: "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!­!!!!!!!!!!1111 >_< grrrrr 0.0" - Slow (very calm): "What"

  • i would love to put my own car together if i had my own garage and enough money. Of course I would not challenge myself, and rather take my time doing it right.

  • 7:07 their brake lights aren't on the same line. Hahaha!!! Anyone caught that?

  • @SomeOneFromOFS Thats not a brake light. Thats a fog light :P

  • 2:25n hahahahahahahahaha

  • "JAAAAAAMES!!!!!!!!!! STOP FILEING!!!!!!!!!"

  • lol try that with cops in new york and you'd get beat up

  • @ydude403 ha

  • what the hell jeremy said that the stig was 299miles away at sixth speed that could be an hour so your telling me jezza that hes going to do 299mph hmm i dont think so

  • @halethewhale 1. He said stig speed not sixth speed. 2. He was joking....

  • @freddage91 hahahahahahahahahhahahha im so deff

  • Lol the Stig and the cops.. =P

  • why are they on the wrong side of the road?

  • @erol56 great britan they ar doin it richt

  • @erol56 ummmmmm... different country!!

  • James was being too anal to notice XD lol

  • james was being to anal to notice xD

  • "ITS FINISHED!!!!!"

    "no it wasn't"

  • the stig was arrested wow 

  • "JAMES STOP FILING!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • Has the stig ever stopped for fuel before?

    LOL

  • bored bored bored bored bored bored boring boring dull tedious annoying back ache arm ache cramp miserable hate james hate james lololol

  • @niteterror2k7

    James is cool

  • @niteterror2k7 yeah, but thats whats make him funny.

  • @niteterror2k7

    Does this car belong TO YOU sir? Can I ask where you are going TO? Can I ask where you've come from? Is the car stolen sir?

    I'd have a hard time not dying of laughter from the first officer's accent and mannerism....

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  • 4:28 priceless hammond's face

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