This is the perfect example of why TG rocks. Has nothing to do with cars, it's the presenters. Building a car is one of the most boring, mundane, pedantic things a person would ever do, yet they make it hilarious.
little less conversation wasn't the music in this. and it has annoyed me coz i want the name of the same that has been replaced by the elvis track please.
haha! I love this challenge. I like the idea of buying a Caterham in that condition as well, but then seeing as I practically have two left hands that might not be a good idea....
@Dogurasu This was made 5 years ago, fuel is more expensive now - about £1.35 per litre. Converted to US gallons that works out roughly $8 / US gallon.
@Dogurasu Thats's per litre as I said, but you guys buy by the gallon, which I took the trouble of converting for you. It is not cheap by any stretch of the imagination - more than double the US prices
@Dogurasu ha ha You're right, about 75% of that is tax as well. Could be worse though, Fuel is seriously expensive in Holland and Norway to name but two...
I have to respect Top Gear in this one because they actually did this. They're exhausted, hysterical and extremely tense. Its for real and its television at its finest.
i would love to put my own car together if i had my own garage and enough money. Of course I would not challenge myself, and rather take my time doing it right.
what the hell jeremy said that the stig was 299miles away at sixth speed that could be an hour so your telling me jezza that hes going to do 299mph hmm i dont think so
The Stig does not stop for fuel. Fuel stops for the Stig.
TomFynn 1 day ago
"IT LIVES! IT's dead.."
TomFynn 5 days ago
JAMES STOP FILING!!!!!!!
klb161 1 week ago
lololol
adokenk3nnbasil 2 weeks ago
Can I ask where you're going TUU?
michielgeuns 3 weeks ago
The car stolen sir?!
darkembassymusic 3 weeks ago
Lol "Bank of Money"
BioGeometric066 3 weeks ago
JAMES..
..STOP FILING.
rysnyper50002 3 weeks ago
"from London to the North of Scotland ?" its dunfermline not the north.
James41090 4 weeks ago
Bank of Money...When I become rich, thats what I am going to name my bank.
AKCanadian 4 weeks ago
jeremy is such a tool -_-
Realpolitik63 1 month ago
"Its in" "YES! start it up!"
JamesWTayt 1 month ago 2
@JamesWTayt "It's not THAT in."
ChrisMolyneaux93 2 weeks ago
Jezza = Legend
May = Legend
JackSuperMoto91 1 month ago
look at the picture.
it doesent tell me anything
it does
it doesent, they might aswell have photod your arse....... hahahahahahah
KLASHNEKOF01 1 month ago 2
I want an account at the Bank of Money....
pilotmoyafan 1 month ago
hahaha inside helmet stig would definitely laugh so much when police came
akkifans 1 month ago
THE BEST SHOW ON EARTH :) Luv u guys :) OWSUM< oooh by the way poor stig he remained silent in vain...... :(
PisToLeRo5551 1 month ago
This is the perfect example of why TG rocks. Has nothing to do with cars, it's the presenters. Building a car is one of the most boring, mundane, pedantic things a person would ever do, yet they make it hilarious.
MarsManatee 1 month ago
what happind to the stig?
huthaifa333 1 month ago
ROFL!! 0:00
Jeremy is like 'what?'
0:01 Richard explains what..
HAhAHAhAhAH
ThaBrownDude 2 months ago
JAAAAAMES!!!!!! Stop Filing!!
TheEvstarAlt 2 months ago 5
"...Jeremy was attaching the steering wheel..." *BANG BANG BANG, and turns steering wheel* "Broken" LOL
MultiTopgearfan 2 months ago
callum gilhoolley must be that policeman..
jaredlee283 2 months ago
little less conversation wasn't the music in this. and it has annoyed me coz i want the name of the same that has been replaced by the elvis track please.
ThomasClarke101 2 months ago
Clarkson: i'll get a hammer. James and richard: NOoooooooooo!
MrFreijan 2 months ago 4
and jeremy thinks he knows so much about cars, really shows.
bloatedcarl 2 months ago
JAMES!!! Stop filing!!!
Fucking hilarius!
BayAreaOrBust 3 months ago
@BayAreaOrBust This is Geoffrey, this is Stephen...
timeodaneosetdona 3 months ago
hahaha stop filing
vervolgstof 3 months ago 2
2:24 a 2:38
gotcha671 3 months ago 2
0:00 haha
ATBparkour 3 months ago
haha! I love this challenge. I like the idea of buying a Caterham in that condition as well, but then seeing as I practically have two left hands that might not be a good idea....
hoof118liverpool 3 months ago 2
Hahaha Richard at 4:28
Bongonightfly 3 months ago
"bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...bored...boring...boring...dull...tedious...annoying...backache...armache...cramp...miserable...hate james...hate james..." - Jeremy Clarkson :)
ChevySpeedAddict 4 months ago 39
'He is 299 Miles away, At Stig's speed that could be an hour.'
So thats 299MPH xD
RandomoGaming 4 months ago
they mine as well have photographed your ass
EVILLLGAMING 4 months ago
You can build a car in 8 hours with 3 people.
What would it be like with 1 person? 24 hours?!
TheAppleKid2011 4 months ago
@TheAppleKid2011 I think the diminishing product of labor would disagree with that statement :D
HerrSchnellmann 1 month ago
What does the guy says at 2:03 when he sees Stig's hilarious credit card?
javierel22 4 months ago
they should have had each guy build their own car that would have been funny!
FordMonsterTruck 4 months ago
Jeremy C. is the best
waxyweller 5 months ago
WTF? 99.9 Per Liter for fuel? And I had the impression that fuel was expensive in Britain.
Dogurasu 5 months ago
@Dogurasu This was made 5 years ago, fuel is more expensive now - about £1.35 per litre. Converted to US gallons that works out roughly $8 / US gallon.
DJEdSaunders 5 months ago
@DJEdSaunders
The U.S. dollar isn't as devalued as you think it is. lol
1.35 GBP = 2.11 USD
That's still pretty cheap.
Dogurasu 5 months ago
@Dogurasu Thats's per litre as I said, but you guys buy by the gallon, which I took the trouble of converting for you. It is not cheap by any stretch of the imagination - more than double the US prices
DJEdSaunders 5 months ago
@DJEdSaunders
You're absolutely correct.
I didn't factor in liter to gallon conversion.
Wow, you guys are paying through the nose for fuel!
I cringe when I have to pay $3.75 per gallon. lol
Dogurasu 5 months ago
@Dogurasu ha ha You're right, about 75% of that is tax as well. Could be worse though, Fuel is seriously expensive in Holland and Norway to name but two...
DJEdSaunders 5 months ago
Bank of Money.... The Stig
lol
Dogurasu 5 months ago
I would NOT want to buy the one that these guys put together.. lol
Dogurasu 5 months ago
299 Miles away.. Stigs speed it could be an hour.. 299 Miles Per an Hour then and at 2:05 the captions says 'hahaha' wtf
RandomoGaming 5 months ago
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RandomoGaming 5 months ago
aww, poor stig. stupid scottish police
Sasori327 6 months ago
what's the song at 1:00 ? thanks for any replies :)
CCCCDDWmogxet 6 months ago
@CCCCDDWmogxet A little less conversation-Elvis Presley
1980Zoso 5 months ago
The divorce settlement.... Lmao, the milkman's gonna get custody of yer kids.
aymthebest 6 months ago
This is the worst day of my life! LOL!
MajesticAngel13 6 months ago
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wats the song at 0:55?
xiJMANix 6 months ago in playlist top gear
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xiJMANix 6 months ago in playlist top gear
JAMES! STOP FILING! XD
mrsupra111 6 months ago 3
Bank of Money LOL
rtb1487 6 months ago
Richard: "It's in, that was easy!"
Jeremy: "YES! Start it up!"
Richard: "Well, it's not that in..."
hahahaha, omg, this is awesome... they need more episode like this :P
JordanW8497Sum41 6 months ago 3
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JordanW8497Sum41 6 months ago
Remind me to never let Jezza pack my parachute.
"Here--now this bit--oh BLOODY hell this is taking too long--It's like trying to pack your Sunday wash into the cat!" Rrrrrrrip! Shred! Fling!
(20 minutes later, he hands you a fanny pack with a propeller beanie in it)
Muryxkitteh 7 months ago
pause @ 1:09 lmaoo
switchardflip 7 months ago
"boring tedious .... hate james hate james" lmao :D
sandythebear 8 months ago
the "broken" that Jeremy says, is the exact same sound clip from the previous part where he was knocking the suspensions with the hammer.
So much editing happens with Top Gear!
SomeOneFromOFS 8 months ago
6:04 lol they tricked jeremy
dtihkse 8 months ago
can I ask you where you are going tuu XD
soraboy12 8 months ago
awwwwww pooor stig :(((
shAdOwstAlkEr945 8 months ago
i love how jezza slides cars.
03iamhopeless 8 months ago
look how quickly jeremy changes gear at 6:23! holy hell that's pro!
UNFRGVN 8 months ago
@UNFRGVN yes it is quite difficult to do that. Better to learn that when you're actually learning to drive lol
03iamhopeless 8 months ago
@UNFRGVN even thou he misses the gear? lol
maxpower700 1 month ago
james may is the Man in this whole thing
52684 9 months ago 2
james may is the Man
52684 9 months ago 42
JAMES! STOP FILEING! hahaha!
hitc5678 10 months ago 3
I guess they'd have it done quicker with Ham and May reading the manual in turns while the other guy does the assembly. And Jeremy kicked out :-P
ceeam 10 months ago
what season and episode
MrRofllof 10 months ago
Haha, Richard tries to eat the manual at 2:28, but fails to bite through the plastic. :D
topgearfan188 10 months ago
JJJJJAAAAAMMMMMEEEESSSSS!!! STOP FILEING! :D hahaha
hitc5678 10 months ago
season and episode? :D
MisterFigge 10 months ago
is the stig's voice... an engine?
woohooo000 11 months ago
is the stigs voice... an engine?
woohooo000 11 months ago
It's really funny when The Stig gets arrested!
boogioogigoof 11 months ago 2
1:26 lmao
hadouken968 1 year ago
@BritishKnight97 I believe that's a ratchet
hadouken968 1 year ago
2:02
Bank of Money
Brilliant!
legoklods 1 year ago 3
"james i'd rather staple my ears to a horse"
veilsidefun 1 year ago
lol stig banks with bank of money
thatguy5671 1 year ago
the stig reserved he right to remain silent...
Jamcad01 1 year ago
James of BBC2, im asking for permission to say "OH COCK!"
Ornothrus 1 year ago
Bank of Money
3588 4141 4718 1294
THE STIG
LOL!
Rawrhisshalala 1 year ago 32
I have to respect Top Gear in this one because they actually did this. They're exhausted, hysterical and extremely tense. Its for real and its television at its finest.
GooseThunderfoot 1 year ago 4
more than 5 asda vans in one program.
OMG X10
11980snow 1 year ago
2:02, Bank of Money...hahahaha. I laughed sooo hard I had a convulsion.
fastcarsforever 1 year ago 2
5:05 it lives!!!!!!!!!! its dead! lolol
JOEBMWS14 1 year ago
"it liiiiives!!! - it's dead --' " Hahaha
frenchfrie81able 1 year ago
what season and episode is this from? :) love it!
TaiiLuder 1 year ago
LOL Bank of money!
nongorilla1 1 year ago
"Predictably though James was too anal to notice" XD
Jezza: "JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 >_< grrrrr 0.0" - Slow (very calm): "What"
Ycondaman 1 year ago
i would love to put my own car together if i had my own garage and enough money. Of course I would not challenge myself, and rather take my time doing it right.
1991FordLTD 1 year ago
7:07 their brake lights aren't on the same line. Hahaha!!! Anyone caught that?
SomeOneFromOFS 1 year ago 4
@SomeOneFromOFS Thats not a brake light. Thats a fog light :P
swanseajackthe3rd 1 year ago
2:25n hahahahahahahahaha
pret450 1 year ago
"JAAAAAAMES!!!!!!!!!! STOP FILEING!!!!!!!!!"
DudeWithaPage 1 year ago
lol try that with cops in new york and you'd get beat up
ydude403 1 year ago
@ydude403 ha
dayvidob 1 year ago
what the hell jeremy said that the stig was 299miles away at sixth speed that could be an hour so your telling me jezza that hes going to do 299mph hmm i dont think so
halethewhale 1 year ago
@halethewhale 1. He said stig speed not sixth speed. 2. He was joking....
freddage91 1 year ago
@freddage91 hahahahahahahahahhahahha im so deff
halethewhale 1 year ago
Lol the Stig and the cops.. =P
lukeo24 1 year ago
why are they on the wrong side of the road?
erol56 1 year ago
@erol56 great britan they ar doin it richt
mopar711 1 year ago
@erol56 ummmmmm... different country!!
milllybob 1 year ago
James was being too anal to notice XD lol
TheBishulama 1 year ago
james was being to anal to notice xD
timdeknegt 1 year ago
"ITS FINISHED!!!!!"
"no it wasn't"
Darkwalker1990 1 year ago
the stig was arrested wow
lolbomb1234 1 year ago
"JAMES STOP FILING!!!!!!!!!!!!"
sandythebear 1 year ago 8
Has the stig ever stopped for fuel before?
LOL
mariomaniac6411 1 year ago 3
bored bored bored bored bored bored boring boring dull tedious annoying back ache arm ache cramp miserable hate james hate james lololol
niteterror2k7 1 year ago 130
@niteterror2k7
James is cool
11980snow 1 year ago
@niteterror2k7 yeah, but thats whats make him funny.
nickynoo75 1 year ago
@niteterror2k7
Does this car belong TO YOU sir? Can I ask where you are going TO? Can I ask where you've come from? Is the car stolen sir?
I'd have a hard time not dying of laughter from the first officer's accent and mannerism....
Hiei2k7 7 months ago 3
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desimunda116 1 year ago
4:28 priceless hammond's face
aaronchungrulez 1 year ago 53