WINNING SLOT SECRETS

[drunkenmunky5]

slot machine tournaments? Fuck me senseless /:

[TheKingofSlots]

These arent secrets, just basic fundamentals.

[Mr22gstatus]

1:19 Grab a BIG Gulp!! lmao

[jasonmel1125]

this guy is so cool i love it

[tomsykes66]

1:52 casual stance whilst collecting.

[datsyhoehoe]

He looks like the poster pic for" Pedophiles R Us " !

[joeyinnyc]

This is absolutely the dumbest video I have ever seen,promoting gambling is the same as promoting drug use,etc....this guy is a clss "A" loser,,wow

[jimbojunior1000]

IF HE WINS AT THE SLOTS WHY IN THE NAME OF GOOD FUCK IS HE WEARING MY DAD'S OLD SHIRT HE GAVE AWAY TO CHARITY.

[fvalen001]

PEARLS OF WISDOM, people!!! This dude is so OG, he saved bucks by getting his drink (BIG GULP) at 7-11.

[ThePigfloyd]

i live in vegas and this video is BULL OH KNEE...... Number one rule is Play Max Credits on a 100 dollar bill... but not your last.. when you win,.. for goodness sakes,... cash out and never give your win back to the house by thinking your bound to win again.. take the cash , find your girl and treat her to a fine dining experience and there you got free cash, a free dinner .. and having her for dessert...

[tales720]

subliminal advertising for lays potato chips @ 1:53?

[MegaNalak]

lol this guy said nothing about winning on slots, unless he ment we should steal purses from people playing slots. why would anyone take advice from this downy?

[8549535]

what the how did I get here?Im only 11 and i know im too young to have a youtube account for everyone who waz gonna say im too young but my parents let me so haha

[ERock73]

@8549535 Fuck off....

[TheBedfordcrusader]

his opening statement makes no sense

[totallytommy]

This might possibly be the most worthless and horribly-made video on the FACE of Youtube.

[DeanMartin1231]

This fat pervert likes to stand really close to people in Casino's...He's been chucked out by nearly every Security Guard...He want's to smell your feet..and he want's you to fart for him.

[SuperSuperGanjaman]

What a load of fkn shite

[Thurstonsfunfair]

@SuperSuperGanjaman I agree!

[pirate259]

Machines that take quarters,use quarters.Machines that take dimes,use dimes and machines that take dollars,use dollars!...........Really?

[TheKingofSlots]

@pirate259 We had an incident years ago where a woman put a dollar coin in a $100 slot and it hit. But when they checked it they found her coin and the pay was invalidated. So it is not an uncommon occurrence for people to try to play the wrong money.

[ezescousin14213]

well thanks mr. obvious! 0:45

[latachia2]

Most slot machine nowadays take bills & tickets.so you don't have to worry about coin denominations & buckets to cash them in.It's really changed in the last few years.

[CNCSpider]

lol... I love thisguy! :D

[junkead]

I would like to play a "Slut Machine"

[andrewc247]

mmmmmmmmmmm....Big Gulp!!!!

[Nachalnika]

No way to win I won last night 1000 Pounds !!! Yeah by like 5 am !!!!

[soniclampshade]

everything is terrible.... hahaha yes

[giannidu71]

TROP FORT QUEL CON ^^



[DarkViperd00d]

1:53....what?

[74Delboy]

wot did her purse have to do wiv it wot shite an hes got vids out too!!! im making me sum vids cos if he can sell that shite well mind its in america a!!!

[chiquisslp]

this is my fav video of all time lmao

[spencer82rocks]

It means u might hit anybody randomly not just him and kill it so if u drive carefully u don't take any life with ur own hand only god can do that not u or anybody else....

[abhijeetviswa]

"drive careful the life u save will be mine" what the hell do u even mean by that

[privatepersonalc]

he stole her purse!

[seekgeek]

and he adds little saftey tips and big gulp shots at the best times!!

[seekgeek]

is this one of the first videos posted on youtube. or just old video

[michae303]

FAKE AND MOTHERFUCKING GAY THEIR IS NO WAY TO WIN AT THE FUCKING SLOT MACHINES

[etrax2000]

i played a few machines right after someone left and a few times the otker person left about 3 to 5  bucks in credits on their ticket, many people come to the casinos with hundreds of bucks to blow, they don't even care if they win, they just like to get rid of some money... strange but true

[etrax2000]

shirt pattern is not good for his body type

[DOGPOUNDBREW]

this guy is a retro dumb azz from the 70.s

[raphaelll11]

the only way to win is slotmachinejammer.webs.com

[toro74449]

What a douch bag

[Brassur]

1:56 When did Bobby Peru get so fat?

[myiphonerocks3gS]

Hahah napoleon dynamite. He's nacho libre in Sanford and son days lol!

[bendettared]

I can't tell if the is the most brilliant comedy sketch ever or if this dude is serious. Either way it reminds me of napoleon dynamite

[msqundhari]

@bendettared OMG! So True! Napoleon Dynamite!

[FEVER55555]

walking summer heat long sleeve

[tdo23487]

Also who is this dude and where can I watch more of his videos? This man has legendary status in my opinion.

[tdo23487]

"Well I was out walking in the summer hear. Thought Id stop by 7-11 and uhhhhhh grab a Big Gulp. Thought of a couple more things I wanna tell you about the slots."

[hot4teacherz]

best. gambling. video. ever.

[ningajim]

next time i go to Treasure Island not only will i know how to win big but i'll know how dress for success and maybe win 10 minlliun dollars . . . . thanks you sexy beast

[FandangueroShow]

@igeek234 really how much?

[FandangueroShow]

i hate lasvegas

[thesherminator93]

meh slot machines are all rigged you will never win on them trust me....

ive seen people loose thousands of dollars on those things

its as though the casino owner is robbing you except that you don't realize ur being robeed and there is nothing you can do about it afterwards

[cabanaboi29]

collecting coins is old - a lot to handle - just print out the coupons - a lot easier to collect all of your earnings then grabbing all of those coins geesh

[yillow1]

Slot Machine Tournaments?

[DjHardJ]

That same motherfucker owes me money!

[SMITHY2010LS9]

he warped in 0:30

[Hxrmn]

10 MINUAN DOLLARS!?!?!

[rumbazz]

lmao, i love how there is grafiti on the welcome to las vegas sign.

[cyrenafame]

Forget the slot secrets, this man is fucking SEXY!!!

[LadyGagaChannelVideo]

@cyrenafame HAAH R U KIDDING ME???

[Beebobb]

Wow, just tons of slots tips there. You 70's fcking goober. None of that shit is valid anymore, most slots don't take coins and machines don't get 'hot'. Dipshit.

[pedro702lv]

ohhhhhh wwwwwwooooooow that was a whole lot of winning secrets

[Ufailzful]

lol 7-11 big gulp xD

[LTHanzScheisse]

Just a weird vibe, but something tells me women shouldn't let this guy give them an opened drink at a bar. Just a gut feeling.

[RomanianChickLover]

you have a valid good point there..the best time to play (in my opinion) is after midnight around 2 or 3 am

[tdo23487]

the lotto one with this guy is better he shoots his lottery tickets with a gun

[MrSharkpunch]

WOW he looks just like Tobais from Arrested Development

[Chris345634]

I gotta get this tape.

[Westmount0]

oh... my.... god....

[Golconda]

That is fantastic, so cheesy and bad

[nunurox]

what a stud.

[chorreh]

And remember, the life you save may be his.

[crixxxxxxxxx]

He can't even put down his Big Gulp for 5 minutes to film his crappy video.

Attention deficit cameraman at 2:15

[jdterrell]

1:54

i want sum a dem chips!!

[zuriku]

SHEVEN ELEVEN.

[KarlNoten]

have you seen my stapler?

[yamahacasey]

my girlfriend dosnt make as much noise as your considering mine is my hand

[TheUndert0ker]

haha this is one of your better ones

[Aeschylus]

"With gambling being legalized in so many states, it's no surprise that people would leave those states where they can now gamble legally and go all the way to Nevada." ...Huh?

[pr1978]

LOL, the guy in the video makes no sense.

[Chad90909]

@Aeschylus

Did he say that? nope

[Aeschylus]

Playing slots isn't magic. But turning the recorder off, leaving and turning it back on, is.

[Drusamson]

Those were really some pretty special secrets. I mean common sense would have never let me catch on to any of that.

[pr1978]

LOL.  That dude is one nerdy individual thinking he is selling some big time slot secret strategy vid.

[NotCaringJustRelaxin]

I found if you dip your coins into the blood of an unblemished lamb before you put them in the slots the machines pay out more.

[broskmo]

lol, I love how he turns the camera away while the lady is talking at the end.

[Reviresco]

It's like when the camera pans away from Travis when he's talking on the phone in the hallway in Taxi Driver.....but waaay more poignant.

[crookedmouf]

I love the random chip isle at 1:53

[yamahacasey]

big gulp

[0perat0r]

I love how serious he is about it, it makes the video

[brutedawg]

in reality, that guy probably got a ton of pussy

[georgehwbush]

I'm writing down all his tips!

[curlytoes79]

Ohh, I've been putting pennies in the nickel machine! That's why I haven't won the big bucks...

Thank you, Las Vegas Guru, for showing me the way.

[SuperYoshi]

"The life you save might be mine"

I'll keep that in mind.

[chada75]

0:11-0:13 Where he go?

[dudeglove]

This makes me want to go to Las Vegas.

[camrenishot1]

I think this might be one of the most terrible of the terrible.

[animeluvr181]

Ha-ha!!! This was one of the stupidest videos!

[dtmbcorp]

omfg... when he blinks away "like magic" you can see his big ass shadow against the door... Too funny.

[dudeglove]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I see it now.

[jeiluifang]

Funny as hell.

[tedboomerang]

his shadow? you can see his damn sleeve!

[SeriouslyWhatTheFark]

@dtmbcorp HA GOLD!

[xRequiem666]

@dtmbcorp: You can see his elbow also.... Jesus Christ....

[jimmyassclown69]

find the other videos this guy makes!!! I bet they are awesome!

[neonatalpenguin]

My, that's a big gulp.