Call of Duty: Black Ops: ZOMBIES: Ascension Guide Part 1 by Bajan Canadian (BO Gameplay/Commentary)

[avenger2034]

if anything happens

[yopranay]

Thumbs up if you call the spinning thing the swinging penis

[kdwedge243]

Treyarch! We want to get out of map in zombies. We want glitches!

But if it has to be patched, ATLEAST make a zombie mode were you have infinite life and ammo (which of course is disconnected from leaderboards). Where

we can just have fun and explore! ¨

Thumbs up if you agree! Together we can change!

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[yummcherrycheesecake]

WHY IS THIS BLACK AND WHITE!?!?!?!?!?



[mrstreetskater123ify]

@yummcherrycheesecake it part of the game wen you turn the power on its color

[DANDANXify]

@killbeastdeath that would be really boring and there would be no sense of accomplishment....

[CoDRuinedMyLife]

what could quick revive possibly do in solo?

[iamRoflMister]

its not realy a random box if u knw where it is ;P

[TheNobleScout]

Best trick: Save two zombies to build the barricades ;) and get Speed Cola if you have turned on the power and got enought for it (If you got Stakeout or another gun exept for M1911)

[Jude16dude]

hairspike123

[Jude16dude]

add me on ps3 im awsum in zombies and quickscopin

[kingchubs45]

Treyarch! we are pussy faggots that dont want to play the game as it was meant to be played! gives us unlimited ammos and awesome gunz!

started by: FAGGOTS THAT JUST WANT TO HACK AND GLITCH

[BenderJimmy]

if anybody gots 360 add me im good zombie player constantine713

[TheKingy55]

@BenderJimmy fuck off spaming

[0gageMAn]

i love phd flapper

[0gageMAn]

i love phd flapper

[brainboy6789]

how do you unlock it for pc

[legoliquer5]

ha he got the fn fal and the thunder gun on the discussion

[rasashai7]

lucky bastard

[Chester99Cp]

EPIC ZOMBIE RUN AT 3:21 XD

[zaneiabeast]

Treyarch! We want to get out of map in zombies. We want glitches!

But if it has to be patched, ATLEAST make a zombie mode were you have infinite life and ammo (which of course is disconnected from leaderboards). Where

we can just have fun and explore! ¨

Thumbs up if you agree! Together we can change!

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This was started by Torffvi

[bossman12334]

u can get persk before turning on teh power?

[Juanferanez24]

@bossman12334 only quick revive solo, but multiplayer you have to turn on the power for all the perks

[sk8er4lyfe98]

i love how u talk to the zombies

[Randomdude742]

Ok first of all never leave on round three. U should always leave on round 4. Second, u went the wrong way. Don't open the downstairs door. Instead opn the upstairs door. Third, don't buy the MPL it has barely any ammo.

[Chrome65850]

people with xbox 360s cant go to high rounds in zombies because red ring of death

[SuperNathanIsCool]

I HATE ADDS

[clubpenguinaa222]

are u going to get a ps3

[jordnwtf]

oh sry its xbox

[jordnwtf]

some how my ps3 fails to doawnload it can somebody maybe help me pls??

[TheBananna123]

wtf i hardly ever get the thunder gun until round like 13-18 and u get it on ur first try

[TheWaveCompleter]

Lol ascension is a very easy map if you have a strategy, i got rounds 63 with my own made strategy it works very good.

I bet you think what is the strategy lol chek on my channel i got also a vid from rounds 63.

Thank you and thumbs up so everyone can reach high rounds in ascension.

TY!

[EthanMiller34]

does it work if you copy a map pack on yor device from another device can you play t

he map pack

[MegaRyanp123]

this vid is well borin

[yokozuma2]

dude i love you canadian! i first saw you on the ngt zombies one box only challenge. love it.

[xTSNxCLANx]

Comanndo FTW!!!!

[xTSNxCLANx]

@London27198 Spam alert

[codwatch2011]

Thumbs up if Ascension does not work for you anymore

[slopmop100]

@codwatch2011 ascension is my 2nd fav map

[killakid437]

Hey add me on ps3 my gamer tag is youjustgotzapped

[mbaseballpro2]

never ask the question where are you zombies 

[killerbeastdeath]

Treyarch! We want to get out of map in zombies. We want glitches!

But if it has to be patched, ATLEAST make a zombie mode were you have infinite life and ammo (which of course is disconnected from leaderboards). Where

we can just have fun and explore! ¨

Thumbs up if you agree! Together we can change!

Copy & Paste this comment to as many zombie glitch videos as possible Because thats how treyarch find glitches to patch, searching on youtube

This was started by Torffvit

[ZoMbIeSPRO99]

i cant wait for anihalition im goin toget the 28 at 12:01 when it is goin2 get out waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[jbuhr12]

its mrystere box dude lol



[Regeneratekiller]

after round 10 they get 10% hp then 100 hp so not every round needs 1 more knife.

[buckowens]

1 kill on double kill? lol

[MrPxownage]

fucking aim

[cortni10100]

off srry

[cortni10100]

you can get better guns with power of and phd is awesome

[TheEvilGingerNinjas]

phd flopper is crap because i am not a diving b

[Themysteriousgamerz]

@ MrMaric8

if you dive to prone off stairs you blow up but u dont take damage

[MrMaric8]

wat does the flopper do

???

[versed1223]

@MrMaric8 when u dolphin dive from an elevated area you will create a mini-nuke around yourself killing zombies within about 5ft of you... also it stops splash damage from the ray gun... also it stops you from getting damage when you fall from something

[hadiesmind]

@versed1223 it's basically a chuck norris experience.

[versed1223]

@hadiesmind yep ;)

[trolololeverynight]

@versed1223 im guessing you've played fallout since you called it a mini nuke

[SkaterBroski]

@versed1223 kinda like commando pro pro

[MrCoolwhip111]

@versed1223 its called flopper phd

[ZombiesMaster2905]

@versed1223 *jumps off of cliff*

[187onYaAs]

Haha the end lmaoo

[wmilewski]

your sick mitch



[TheKrid44]

how u get the Ascension map????? plz answer

[wackieraar0nXD]

@TheKrid44 dude, you buy ascension.

[teaamawhh15]

@TheKrid44 its part of first strike. you gotta buy it for $15. yu should get it. ascension's my favorite map

[TheKrid44]

@teaamawhh15 already downloading it ^^

[teaamawhh15]

@TheKrid44 lol aight coo



[SONYElectronic]

@TheKrid44 I got a black ops game disc for the same prize as new and it came with it already but its $15 in the playstation store and 1,200 microsoft points

[jacktimy]

he calls the zeus cannon the moses

[powerslave10000]

actually its a dildo.

[JAXJAK218]

This guy sucks at zombies. Better off not making any videos

[TheLolman1001]

on 1 match i dead like 4 timesand i upgrade stakeout 2 times!!!!

[matthewtig1]

2 things. First, I like the way that he went b/c once u get 2 the Stakeout you just camp there 4 a while, and when u turn on the power, more zombies come.

[matthewtig1]

Thats not tru... on round 5 it still takes 3 knives 2 kill a zombie.

[nintendofreak28]

What the heck is Hudson/Weaver doing at the beginning???

[thunderguner]

i like your stratagy but i dont like the way u first start out going down stairs its harder to protect jug

[littlea53]

try aiming down the sights.

[crazynoginham]

ok so if the level your on is equal to how many knife it takes to kill a zombie, then what happens when you buy a bowie knife does the amount it takes to knife kill a zombie half or what?

[philosacraft]

saw a zombie put a barrier up!?

[LoLzZ1231]

wtf

[whiter011427]

ijus got to round 29 on my own on my first try of ascension... somebody giv me a cookie :-)

[XsecretX93]

@whiter011427 *hands over cookie jar* Here, take it all o: *claps* xD

[PS3GAM3ZON3]

My Black Ops is UK and i bought a US escalation so iam trading US escalation+37US dollars pick what ever game you want + uk first strike map pack for UK escalation map pack

[killercomes]

Imagine if this happened to somebody:They are ferocesly masterbating to call of duty guns when their ps3 gets the YLOD.Now they have blue balls and they are unaware and think it is a ball threatening thing.So..they are forced to tell the story to the doctor who is an avid twitter fan. He tweets to the whole world about the condition.Obama finds out and he forms a charity for that person earning them 3 million dollars and the chance to masterbate to real guns, this time...Golden.Like for a cure!

[BrionicKID1]

@BLITZKREIG3290 Bu it stops the Explosives like the Ray gun , Mustang and Sally , Etc. from killing you ? ...... if you dont have PhD. Flopper either the Zombies or Your weapons are going to kill you ....... PhD. Flopper stops one from killing you so how does that suck?

[LordoftheAppleJuice]

round 10 knife only the result?

died ofc

[xXshadowXx457]

tus muerto ps3 no xbox

[avenger2034]

wait 1250$ door ->1000$ door odd but useful

[lewiswwwPM]

i think they should nake the new zombie maps customisable like wave controll or dificulty so you can have fun as well aas a challenge

[tekkenarmorkingking]

w8 a second thunder gun doesn't kill zombies in one shot every round when i shoot them with the thunder on round 15 or 16 some get back up

[XsecretX93]

@tekkenarmorkingking That's later on in the rounds. If you use it on the zombies first few rounds, it kills most if not all. Plus, them getting back up is kinda cool xD

[tekkenarmorkingking]

@XsecretX93 yea its kinda like the terminator...

[XsecretX93]

@tekkenarmorkingking Haha, could say that.

[VivianFoster]

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[dont69jewz]

i feel bad for the zombies at 7:01 they just open the barrier then CARPENTER

[XsecretX93]

@dont69jewz I love when that happens! :D

[XxTheeBOSSxX]

it doesnt spin in the later rounds that often

i can here ur controller. lol

[XxTheeBOSSxX]

it doesnt spin in the later rounds that often

[tayro1100]

if u go down with quick revive your pistol gets pack a punched but only when your down!

:(

[FelinoImploso]

watch?v=si2O_didRsk

Check out this commentator, he's a beast :)

[sapsapen]

Takes three knives on round 4 dummy

[TheMattd408]

Was that Adam( Seananners ) at the end

[bogdanpaper]

give us this map on the pc you Morons!!!

[DRAGOON2ONIONKNIGHT]

g-force simulator ooooooooooohhhhhh u mean the huge dildo yup :)

[1bress1]

matroyshka dolls one shot at any round

[kavilhas1]

-.- i hate xbox

[Lilin1989]

i got to 32 round solo how man rounds are in the game

[deadfire1298]

@Lilin1989 Unlimited Rounds.



[123dan120]

on round 4 it takes 3 knives and on round 5 it takes 4

[hackersaregay22]

that deserves a tbag lol

[ChickenNuggets72]

once I was playing Ascension with my friend. We both had Jug and PhD and we dolphin dived at the same time off of the same staircase. In midair I landed on him and we both got downed. :(

[Lilin1989]

@ChickenNuggets72 thats why i don't use it

[MrAwesomeVideoz]

@PochoTheKid It would be a "mode." You would still be able to play the maps the original way and they wouldn't be on the leader boards, like you could mess around with your friends. AND THATS THE POINT, SOME PEOPLE WANT A BREAK FROM THE ADRENALIN.

[LameWhip]

Wait this guy bought quick revives...Without the power on??



[PochoTheKid]

@LameWhip You could do that :P

[LameWhip]

@PochoTheKid Oh ok thanks. Hey check out my videos too. remember to subscribe

[lukeskilwalker]

@LameWhip in single player the quick revive is always buyable from the begin.

[deathb4dishonor599]

@LameWhip In solo quick revive doesn't require power

[xXNanoWarriorXx]

this guy plays zombies LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperScr3am]

dude you rock i cant wait to watch part 2 my e-maul is adam_rox@live.com when i went on solo i got to round 29 you helped me alot with your info so thx

[BassFishingFrenzy]

its called the mystery box

[H4Xprince]

Where's Part 2?

[Kimitsusa]

Well basically..

[joseboyjose]

plz listen to me im helpin u out alot dont camp at the box ull get trapped real real real fast he got savd cuz he got thunder gun and by the way jug is way!!!!!! better then php

[joseboyjose]

plz listen to me im helpin u out alot dont camp at the box ull get trapped real real real fast

[brassassin117]

@hate2tome rofl killed last week. Even though u posted it 5 days ago :p

[Edd4H]

To many things to keep in mind =( lol

[PUNlSHER3O5O]

/watch?v=qvd_Z3m09OA = E.T on Black Ops?

[guitaro154]

when i was playing ascension i heard fidel castro near the phd flopper

[Bunnehsayroar]

When Chuck Norris Plays Zombies He Doesn't Try To Survive The Zombies Do

[SweetDrummerNrOne]

i was on round 50 and every single zombie i knifed! 50 knifes per kill ;)

[DoctorFreeman97]

@SweetDrummerNrOne You sir, are a bad liar.

[SweetDrummerNrOne]

@DoctorFreeman97 c'mon i was kidding dude!

[yomamadud77]

3:38 c'mhere zombies *nothing happens* dang it they must know that one!

[27Chadderbox27]

phd is no where NEAR as good as juggernog

[Roflcopter108]

plz respond: what like "special zombie or boss" character(s) on this map on five theres the scientist and on kino theres the dogs so whats on ascension? pleas respond thanks :)

[cphackerultimate]

@Roflcopter108 on ascension theres the space monkeys that take your perks

[blade3337]

@Roflcopter108 MONKEYS! not angry just phsyco.

[PochoTheKid]

@MrAwesomeVideoz If you have to glitches or infinite ammo or life theres no point of playing people will get to bored THEY WILL FIND IT TO EASY..! They dont have glitches or nothing because they want you to feel the adrenaline...!

[killercomes]

@MrAwesomeVideoz Lol u suck at zombies dont you.

[MrAwesomeVideoz]

@killercomes i am very good at all of the game styles, if you have a PS3, then u can add me with strunzo6789, please do not assume that people are not good at a game just because of the way they comment on a video.

But, with the allowance of this new mode, people that are very lacking in the skill to kill a zombie, would still get pleasure from playing a game of zombies!

[gotoonlink776]

@MrAwesomeVideoz sothe 171 maybe ill use ure help on one of my videos

[MrAwesomeVideoz]

@gotoonlink776 what?? lol

[gotoonlink776]

@MrAwesomeVideoz my psn is sothe 171 iff you add me i could use you as part of the cast for one of my youtube videos

[killercomes]

@MrAwesomeVideoz yea i get u. the last comment was kinda like a JK thing and sure ill add u maybe we can play sometime. And i agree with you in the sense of like a private game u know, no leaderboards there just plain fun.

[PizzamoviesFanLego]

@MrAwesomeVideoz But... adults care of fun?

[MrAwesomeVideoz]

@PizzamoviesFanLego this may not be for all players of the game mode of zombies, but personally i know i would like to mess around with my friends on zombies which so far, cannot be done, because of the factor of death, but please check out my channel

[fiasko321]

@MrAwesomeVideoz And with shit load of easter eggs! :D

[MrAwesomeVideoz]

@fiasko321 yes this would be nice, but treyach is a lazy ass company, all they care about is the glitches and modders of the game, they dont give two shits about weather or not you like the game, they just want you to buy it

[bros4broz]

@MrAwesomeVideoz YEE! FUCK PLAYING THE WAY IT WAS INTENDED!! THAT'S BORING

[jammysammy297]

i love the ending lol

[RetardRandomness1215]

like if you lold at the crawler hopping up to the second story

[fred109016]

did u forgt stamin up?

[MassaMan100]

u forgot to explains about the bears!!!!