Semen Trees from Hell

[MasculineClam]

so they smell like dirty socks? :3

[Bowertone]

We call them DPT's ........ DIRTY P**** TREES! They are in our neighborhood in Indiana, and the east coast as well. RUN AWAY!!!

[yosoccerboy]

OMG I was with my friend when we walked by this tree.

Me: "This tree smells like...mopwater and semen mixed together o_o"

Her: "It...it smells like period. e_o"

Nevertheless we had a great bonding moment at that time.

[yinching19]

hahaha!!! you even sound hilarious and smart even when pissed off!!! if i were ur technician ovah da fon.... tech support... and youd yell at me like that, i wont feel anything bad!!! lol! love u wen ur pissed!!! mwah!!!

[wertzx]

Those trees suck. Theyre everywhere in baltimore

[kyotoeve]

Omgosh,there used to be a crap load of those trees by our highschool and we would say it smelled like Vajayjay!

[PocketHamHam]

OH MY GOD THIS IS TRUE! I hate those trees too. My college campus has a lot of them for some reason! D:

[ilovehim1996ful]

hun how would you know what semen smells like LOL

[Attebaslie86]

OH MY GOD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Incredibadder]

O.o There had to have been semen around your nose at one point in time. Please don't give us details.

[skaterchik666]

OHMYGOD! me and my friend were talking about this one day at a festival these trees wer everywhere and i was rainging too which was horrible!!!

[MrJetsFan100]

They smell like cat piss to me...

[bellsprouts]

Justin, they are called bradford pears! :D

[Taikogato]

Lol never heard of those trees but also never seman cuz I'm twelve but I have 3 brothers so yeah

[eRyukin]

You know what also smells like semen? Persimmons, really.

[UchihaLoverForever]

Lol I know those. I smelled them when I visited my family in Chicago not to long ago. After the first time I smelled them I did some research and they're callery pear trees. Smell nasty as hell!

[MarkIzAwesome]

THOSE FUCKING TREES. I HATE THEM. Ugh... literally like.... why? why would they smell like that? Out of all the things they could smell like.. ugh.

[AmandaElectro]

I went to the Dragster at Cedar Point the other day and the ride announcer guy looked black/asian and talked JUST LIKE YOU!!!!! I was freaking out! So I made sure he was the one to check if I was buckled in :P best day ever.

[krisq81]

Our town has those trees! They remind me of fish trapped in a tree.

[iluvmusik145]

Omg....those trees are EVERYWHERE in my neighborhood. >:O

[EpicSelenahhhh]

I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard HAHA!! I love this guy!

"Except it fucking, smells, like. SEMEN!"

[Bloodsakura]

I had no idea these trees even existed. I don't think I ever want to encounter one...

[drinkcha]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

I tell people this, and they stare at me like I'm crazy.

I'm so glad I've found someone who understands.

--- OH.

and fyi coconuts taste like semen.

[bonnebeauty]

LAST SUMMER I SMELT ONE OF THE TREES AND I RAN AWAY SO FAST THAT I FELL AND TORE THE CARTILAGE IN MY KNEE! THEY ARE ACTUALLY FROM HELL

[animeexpert112]

lol Ahhh...I got some outside my school I like stay far away from there..too fuckin disgusting...ugh...gross

[Bunnychanx3]

How do you know what semen smells like....?

[TomoexNanami]

@Bunnychanx3 thats what she said.

[Bunnychanx3]

@TomoexNanami where's "thats what she said from"?

[TomoexNanami]

@Bunnychanx3 i have no clue. some people say wayne's world. lol

[blingblingshineshine]

@Bunnychanx3 LOL I'm pretty sure he jacks off.?

[TheICEgirl6100]

@Bunnychanx3 because he's gay ?

[heymanhaha]

@Bunnychanx3 cuz he's a guy..

[Samalovesyoux2]

@Bunnychanx3 hes gay lol

[BFHmachinimaVids]

are you gay or is this a joke

[ducrozet74]

@BFHmachinimaVids does it matter if he is gay or not???????

[BFHmachinimaVids]

@ducrozet74 Yeah, because it looked like he was joking and i wanted to know if he was. i actually thought he was a girl in one of his video but now i know he is

[AyyeFelicia]

OMG Youu Are Fucking Hilarious ! iLove Your Videoes ! Hahaha

[diceof7]

OMG no wonder, they do smell disgusting, but I didn't realize it was cum.

[EdgedWeeds]

my sperm is smelles

[laliilovesskatersx3]

i don't know how sperm smells o.o

[olaksania]

@laliilovesskatersx3

like this tree:P

[kawaiipanda24]

i thinkk we have those in california. never smelled semen before but i think they smell kinda fish as well vvv

[2ndGenerationGirl]

Yeah. We have those trees on my school campus right in front of my living area so every time I go back to my dorm. . .I have to walk through a shit storm. And you're so right. The trees are so pretty but they smell so bad. I heard though that they were planted by a professor as a practical joke but they can't tear them down or remove them because the kinds we have are endangered?!

Bleh.

[lovehappiness09]

I find that those trees smell kinda like fish..

[Trashpuppett]

lmfao......i don't think i've had the pleasure of smelling one of those trees. i'm feeling a little neglected by nature.

[himynameisjaime]

Semen has a smell? o.0

[Ryushai]

They're pear trees I think. My parents have one right in the middle of the front lawn. It sucks.

[langmesa]

I hate its smell @_@ my professor said it smelled like dog's poop

[123kibumlover]

yeah these really do smell like crap eww i hate them

[joanniegurl]

LOLL love youu

[CandaceK007]

literally i live like 10 minutes from you..... theyre actually called poop trees get it right. and yeah i have one outside my house and eveyr other house by mine...

[Mikhail182]

Clean your dad's cum out of your noise. You are the reason of homophobia!

[DieWundeBliebt]

Lol I'm from Chicago too and I know exactly what you're talking about.

[imuy31yumi13]

me and my bff hate these tree's but we call them (shit trees) yes shit trees

[demaphaged]

I smell like LIFE!

[SaraSchenstrom]

When on earth did I unsubscribe to your channel????? *re-subscribing*

[JansRox]

I love the scent oif cum-!

[Lymice]

We dont have those trees, but those huuuge bushes :o They smell the same!!!!!111

[ashleysheaffer]

heheh, press 9. ;D

[beautydeadlyrose]

febreeze, keep it in ur pocket! =)

[klarii7]

lmao!!!!! i feel you xD

does this mean i shoudnt go to chicago for college =P

[anjjelikka]

They're called dogwood trees....I think. I HATE them!!!!!!

[KiraDanny]

LOOK IN THE RIGHT ... naked men ? :))

[aurora93112]

밤나무 아니에요??

[sunnybeets2055]

i have the same exact trees in my neighborhood. they smell horrible :(

[jasondavid]

I have the same trees in my yard :(

Palatine, whoop!!!

[a4uur]

yeah... #whitegirlproblems

totes.

[pianofroglady]

Honestly- Those trees are everywhere here too, but honestly I think they smell like Cat piss. Rancid rancid cat piss.

Also- yay chicago.

[OhDumpling]

you sir, have earned yourself a subscriber. funniest video EVER.

[kimmithy111]

I just love watching you :)

[Silvermist0125]

i have one in my front yard .___.

[FmcrG]

Frebreeze... Use it. Its on your table lol.

[Dina8485]

spray the shit out of this fucking frebreeze all over the place

lmao

[SeeChells]

Yes! i hate them!!

[sourneon]

i wanna know the name of these trees :D

[anarchychik101]

HEY! Im at Harper College;;; small world JKIM <3

[clumZyXaLi]

try living in FL.......every plant here smells like some sort of bodily fluid.......

[hoenngirl6033]

you got a point about the trees and the church lol

[DrProEsq]

There's one at my school too. You can sort of tell how dirty someone's mind is. I say they smell like semen, some of my friends say they just smell weird.

[RamenGirl]

hell yeah, they were all over my high school (in chicago) and i would always get sick from the smell but my friends never seemed to notice the terrible smelling trees as much as i did!

[ysy9892]

omg you made my day

[RadiantPureness]

This vid made my day :)

[watchmelanie]

I HATE those trees! yuccckk!

[thevioisme]

Oh, thank god those trees are not of close proximity to where I live. There's this one scent that ticks me off. In fact, anything fruity ticks me off. Yuck.

[DARKmirror70]

HM.... or trees that smell like a dirty prostitute

[ktmae]

then you shouldn't come to Korea during the fall... the (은행나무) Ginko trees smell like shit when the berries fall and then the old ladies (아줌마) pick them off the ground to cook them later.. >.<

[mkimchii]

"OOH~ everybody smell me. i smell like LIFE"

omfggg i freaking love you...

[silverraine12345]

OMFG i thought the SAME THING --- it does smell like semen too >< We have like 500 of those trees here. Its gross!

[socialstatus2]

I have a candle that smells like apple pie. It's not an apple pie though. It's a candle.

[KatherineRose21]

"Hmmm... We will take the one that smells like a dirty little prostitute." AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

[Cacevedo511]

"You get this strong scent of the CUM"

[masterbearar]

your so funny i was in chicago years ago visting but i never smelled them im suprised you weren;t over there licking them lol.

[LBrooklynD]

Oh. My. Gosh<3

[dennis6843]

I don't think I have ever seen these trees before. All flowering trees here just smell nice

[muzicfan7]

I can't stop laughing from start til end HAHAHAH THE HELL. xD

[LJuiceaholic]

I was just in Chicago! That 90 degree weather, I was at the cubs game.

I didn't really see any of these trees from hell though.

[tubekittyful]

i like the way u say "pretty" o.o

[darkAngelLuna]

what are those trees called? lmao

[violotwaves17]

asians r fucking amazing<3

[TheOMGILOVE]

LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO YOU CRACKED ME UP AT 1:54 to 1:58

[Momofreckles]

There was one at my elementary school. We thought an animal had died underneath our classroom.

[stevedincht]

there are these trees that look like they grow little brown boomerangs, and they smell just like that. and also when i am bleaching my clothes. and also sometimes when i pass gas

[TheElizabethArden]

I was on my way out of work when I saw one of these and thought a little bunches of the flowers would look pretty in my hair. For the rest of the day I kept smelling this rank-nasty reek. It was driving me crazy. Then I realized what I had done but it was too late. I already smelled like a 25 cent movie theatre. Worst day ever.

[bribaby4ify]

Lmaooo omfg same, and I live in newyork, lik just the other day I was saying something bout them.god it's horrible Dx xD.

[richieasian]

"and all you can think about is, 'oh shit, i forgot to wash my socks'" lol!

[amirishl337]

They're aallllll around my fucking school's campus, especially around the dorms! tt's horrible...

[techxnicalmistake]

Just had a conversation about the smell of those trees the other day when I walked to the deli with my mom

[carnavalbaby]

i smell like life LOL i DIED LMAO

[MissSilk]

LOL when I was in high school...there was a large set of them near the History/Math/English Building......To me and my friends...it smells like period or fish sauce...or both? From your perspective...now I know what semen smells like O__O;;;

[aliassylvie3]

Well now I know what semen smells like o_0

[choconut86]

they're everywhere at my school -___-" this is why there's so many pregnant teens at my school

[alewat14]

I've never heard of this trees....let alone trees that smell like semen??

[liz987951]

GOD DAMN I HATE THOSE TREES. There are a few of them outside of my school, so every day I get to smell rancid cum.

[LegendEntertainment1]

I'm allergic to those trees. I had 2 of them in my front yard.....This past year the wind blew them down. I feel free :D

[navyusmcair96]

CUM TREES!!!RUN!!!

[kyriekristine]

I am glad I am not the only one that think they smell like sperm!!!!!

They are all over my college campus and down town in my home town as well I CAN NOT GET AWAY FROM THEM!!!!

[EverythingPretty]

Ooh everybody smell me. I smell like life. LOL

[shoug44]

omg ! u looke very very angry @@"

[calorblind]

lol u really look like sung shi kyung

[GothicGgal12]

true true true. semeeeennn

[androschizo]

i think it's chestnut trees or something. there was one experiment where they tested if people like the scent, and people who knew what the scent was just laughed awkwardly....haha

[DarknessofWhite]

I wouldn't know what semen smells like, but those trees cover my town here in Wyoming... I HATE THE FLUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[davezbetter]

Omg yesyesyes!! I KNOW!! There were so many of those trees here in my town in NJ. I

They DO smell like sperm, it's nasty

[paulwalker731]

LOL I LOVE YOU! hahah and ur wearing white for this video bahahha

[graceyoooo]

hahah i clicked this video not knowing what to expect... but sorry never encountered those trees

[mungmungii10]

i thought they smelled like mashed potatoes D:

[LoveThemMusic]

first video i've watched about a tree rant... but i enjoyed every second of it

[xoClaudie729ox]

genius video. i have one of those damn trees infront of my house -____-

[TheKimviet]

i saw those trees i walked a foot close to the tree and the smell was so freakin bad so i pick a little branch and told my friends to come and smell it and they say it looks pretty but they smell like shit ._.

[willardlol]

I'm sure you're really familiar with the smell of semen

[BrownieSaga]

What does semen smell like......? o_o

[CutE2BoyZ]

@BrownieSaga go get some samples from your dad =).

[jenz270]

Totally understand how it feels like to have those trees around

[AkihiroHattori52455]

I still haven't gotten a 90 D weather day (I live in NY), so stop complaining!

[knmb2306]

I think we have those in NC. Matter of fact I only really see them on my campus. Good thing I graduated and yeah they don't smell good at all.

[zierrapepperzshaker]

I live in the same area and it truly does REEK of semen, and a bitches smelly vagina!!! There discusting

[SlowlyTheWorldTurns]

We have those trees everywhere here, but people always look around and say they smell like ass, or vag. Semen explains it though

[AmazinglyShy]

Hm. How does Jkim know what semen smells like so well? ; ]

[ChimChimIsDead]

I've got one of those trees out side of our office and I have to pass by it every day. Stinky!

[bluebell707]

Nup. aussie dont have lots of trees like that (:

[MrCyanink]

It's a Bradford Pear Tree! lol I hate them too!

[6sheldon]

lol the trees here smell like shitt.

[Starlights1256]

everyone in Illinois should pick a day and spray febreeze and cut down those trees all over the state...But wait!! you can harm the earth that way..DAMN!!

[onlymes]

LOL moment @1:53. =w=

and we are using the same scent of frebeze. =w=

[blossomassassin]

OMGG!!! Jkim I know exactly what you mean. We have those trees here aswell and it's semen 24/7!! xDD

[abpisinthehouse]

The first 7 seconds of the video made me spit out my water and literally quack like a duck because it was just so hilarious. 

[OhSnapitsJuzDin]

How do you know how sperm smells like? ;p

[goawayass]

@OhSnapitsJuzDin

He's a guy.

[Lolihime66]

Hahaha, dirty little prostitute. That reminded me of Mean Girls. XD



[heyyohotchoco]

I'm allergic to them.

[asianfreak111]

Theeeeeey are aaaaaall over my caaaaampus

[colorguarddrummajor]

@asianfreak111 Same here. It's disgusting.

[SpoonfullofSandrock]

I'd rather have semen trees than not have warm weather.

I live in Alaska, so I'd jump on the chance to go there.

[caspiansummer]

Someone's not getting any :D

[alltimelowprincess]

Jkim is awesome even when he talks about semen trees.

[ghero46]

this video made me uncomfortable. :P

[Mpathtic]

Jesus, I think the same thing about those trees. Ugh.

[gridergirl]

a tree that smells like semen....?

[KaitsuRalia]

They had those trees at my elementary school. In kindergarten, I puked because of how bad it was.

[awsm0up]

lols! :4

[kx412843]

ROLF. I FEEEEL YOU ; )

[BurningEmber1234]

coolness I live in palatine and I have one right outside my balcony door D:<

[bygnahzdivad]

I wonder how you know semen smells like. lols.

[Dziabum]

@bygnahzdivad I'd say: "Because he is CLEARLY male and if You did not sleep on the bio lessons semen is what males tend to produce as opposed to having periods and ovulating eggs" but that would be way too obvious, wouldn't it?

[TheTommyKay]

i looooove the clothes you have hanging in the background...escecialy the ones with the toons on em

[Zingriego]

What kind of trees are they??

[jumby1000]

OMG it does!!!! :(



[AuroraViolinist]

THOSE TREES ARE TERRIBLE! I used to have one in my front yard, but lightning struck it. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

[gregvstheuniverse]

there were these trees at school that had sap or pollen or something that LOOKED like semen... that or people were just beating off all over the place.

[cookiekekee]

LMAOO i'm allergic to this smell :\

[MyAccount07231991]

OMG! I HATE THOSE TREES! I totally feel you on this one