The Mae Shi - "R U Professional" - CHRISTIAN BALE Tribute - SONG VERSION

[Vaeviktis]

44 people couldn't quit screwing with the lights.

[MrsXandir]

hmm after listening to this song i start to like him in the "want to have sex" way ;]

[gnihtyrevEnoitseuQ]

I change my mind. This one's better. Replayability counts.

Great job on the song fellas.

[smubmub]

43 unprofessionals watched this

[ZahaRaSun]

Oooh he sure IS professional...as we all saw it on 27th march!;) Well done Christian!!!

[XXmrsWay]

this song is actually good

[BethsDreamland]

It's funny... he's not an American psycho at all, just a psychotic brit! =D

[cpingno]

41 people aren't professional.

[rgz1985]

@cpingno 43

[runaway9413]

I AM ... PROFESIONAL

[FrigidNightJewel]

LMFAO I read about this song and just HAD to listen to it! i love this song hahaha

[BethsDreamland]

@FrigidNightJewel God bless wikipedia! XD

[ArmageddonDreamWalk]

@BethsDreamland Amen brother :P:P:P

[Larukuislove]

OMG TOO FUNNY! xDDD

[hitterofpeople93]

love the info in the sidebar:D

[CurlyVogel]

Christian Bale is a SEXAAAY PSYCHO!

[19merii]

@CurlyVogel oh ya men!!!



[mvgify]

This is like the funniest song ever, very hillarious and at the same time it has a nice rythm, you just want to dance and turn up the volume when your hear it. Chrisitian Bale, I love:) Fucking genious:)

[agioni99]

ROFL! THIS IS HILARIOUS SHIZA!

[DangerVonCoken]

0:49

thats what i want for christmas

[MegalomaniacHere]

@DangerVonCoken lol agreed XD

[DangerVonCoken]

@MegalomaniacHere fuck off bitch

lol

[SingtheSilence]

Try Torrenting it, usually works

[c0d7y]

anybody know how i could get this on my ipod lime wire and frost wire wont work and i dont wanna buy it of itunes

[rustysock]

Lmao!!!! Funniest shit ever omg tbf he had it comin hes a dick/good actor i guess that comes with being professional lol

[staticinthecities]

Ahaha, this is genius!

[JohnPerez718]

this has got to be be the greatest song writtin in the history of ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tommyboy09cullen]

just love this song- dancing to it in class! ;P xxxxx love it!

[LordLegless]

Ugh, I cannot seem to claw this song from my head.

[PhilThePrince]

OH GOOD FOR YOUUUU!!!

XD

One of the best songs I heard for a long time 5 stars!

[sthelie01]

Yah Yah lets all celebrate toilets !!!

[ghostsgrave]

This is going in my top ten songs of all time :]

[Homer238]

Bale gives his opinion on you making a song about him at the end of the song LOL by the way is there any way I can have this as a ringtone

[fedebosco]

NO NOOOO

[RhythmDeamon]

i love it when he goes no....NOOO!

frickin hilarious!

[MannaggiaShop]

This is one of the funniest things I've listened to in a very long time. The lyrics "he is the Dark Knight, he is professional" are just pure gold.. plain and simple!

You guys are great; I'm sending this link to pretty much everyone; keep up the good work...

... or we're f**king done professionaly.

[LycoanOfSeven]

1:10 love that combination of facial expression and hand accessory...

[eurofilmkid]

This song is amazing

[nis3r]

love it!

[Celyia]

That was insanely catchy. I may be doomed to have this song stuck in my head for days.

[frunced]

This was my favourite song this year

[mbos4115]

LOL

[wallyloiterer]

fucking hilariously ridiculous. you are my hero.

[garniersf]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ha ha ho ho ho ha he he hoo

ha and i thought my jokes were good

[ConcreteGirl4]

I LOVE THIS.

[tipttt]

not the right video to post this i thnk....

[gnihtyrevEnoitseuQ]

Revolucion's version is way better, imo.

[tomdissonance]

Revolucian's a hack who just does the same joke every time any celebrity has a rant. arranging vocal samples over a 4/4 beat is not difficult.

[gnihtyrevEnoitseuQ]

Based on the criterion of laughability (since I don't presume these artists are really trying to make it in the music industry based on these songs), Revolucion's song makes me laugh way harder.

Plus, every heard of an opinion? I qualified my comment with IMO, so... stfu or gtfo, k? thx :)

[tomdissonance]

yeh, indeed i've heard of opinions! i was expressing mine, i just don't feel the need to write "imo" when expressing one, lest someone miscontrues it as FACT. duh.

[gnihtyrevEnoitseuQ]

Next time, express your opinion to the vid uploader, cuz I don't care about your opinion. I obviously have a different one that you, so unless you enjoy starting YouTube comment fights, stick to commenting on your own thoughts.

Now, go away and gtfo, thx.

[tomdissonance]

tell you, what, no and fuck off in that order, see ya

[gnihtyrevEnoitseuQ]

You've been served. HA!

[tomdissonance]

you forgot "imo". tee hee

[gnihtyrevEnoitseuQ]

ok, that one at least made me laugh. LOL

[raguv2000]

get a room

[gnihtyrevEnoitseuQ]

Since you seem so interested, why don't you book the room? We'll meet you there. ;)

Now keep your gay thoughts to yourself, tyvm.

[raguv2000]

ok room is booked

[gnihtyrevEnoitseuQ]

LOL

Thx for the laugh.

[Polhramorin]

Perfect song xD

[cyhm37]

Every song you guys produce is just utter-awesomeness. You guys never skimp out on any production values, including things like this (and the VS. Miley Cyrus video).--Now I've got this song in my head--Can't wait to see you guys live again!

[rakatikie]

did you know it's actually pretty common that some actors (this goes for allot of people that have to show their face on tv, like news-readers(?good english term)) go totally crazy when something goes wrong?

[johnny4727]

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE! HOW DARE YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF AN ACTOR IN A MOMENT OF VULNERABILITY ! Just kidding! It's been in my favorites since its inception and I enjoy it often.

[c0d7y]

kick ass guys you did an awesome job

[MaeShi21]

haha, your playing in visalia! that is literally like the middle of nowhere! i cant wait to see that show, please play this

[lalangosta]

this...is too good for words

[johnrob27]

newsies will get you tonight hahah ahahha

[hardstyle321]

This is actually well produced.. very nice synth & kick.. this is possibly a hit, less the Bale vocals as I am sure that would cause problems with copyrights etc

[nheimi99]

WOW!!

[XFS]

Awesome Job Sir!

[payne36]

i like their other songs.. but they NEED to make more like this!!! :D

CHRISTIAN BALE IS NUMBER 1!

[basketking2008]

haha !! this f***ing will be on top 10 in my playlist !!! LOLL XDDDD

[bakat84]

'n u might meet...an american psycho!'

lmao. i really like dat part

[chiznarlie]

Fuck man. Bale should've won the Marine spot in Jarhead over Gyllenhall. I was in the Marines and although I think Jake did a good job, Bale could've murdered it.

[BriannnnC]

This is a pretty catchy song. lol. Good too.

[LyricalWax]

are there a lot of songs like this on HLLLYH? I've heard of the band but this is the first time I've heard their music.

[FriedEggsAndLemonade]

fantastically catchy. oh mae shi ... why are you so wonderful??

[citizenkeane]

The revolucian remix is so much better than this.

[Danube03]

that shit's not even an actual song, it's just his rage juxtaposed with generic techno (like nearly all other shitty remixes of such nature)

[Ulgor1]

Danube03, try listening to the lyrics and u'll find that there's more to this than just "generic techno", I gotta hand it to the Mae Shi, this is very well done both as a song and a spoof.

[captainofawesomeness]

agreed

[stevebritgimp]

Christian Bale - a modern day Diogenes.

[thetony23]

Maybe you guys should just relax and listen to the awesome song! heh!

[fleshbarber]

Christian Bale will be in the "A-Team" movie as "Face man" along w/ Jim Carey, Ving Rhames, and Mel Gibson! F'n awesome cast!

[FlanniganisaRACIST]

ving as ba?

are you kidding me? they have just ruined a good movie foo''

i ain't gettin on no plane...

[q59230]

I love this song. It was brilliant. Thank you for making it.

[ZehPal]

im just asking but can anyone find the lyrics, i really want it? ^^

[TrigtheTiger]

So catchy.

@_____@

[ZehPal]

nice song bale ^^

[jezzyen]

so awesome!!!!!!!!

[Mmmm01think]

"He is professional but I think he's lost control ohhhhhhhhh."" that is soooo good

"Don't look too deep in his eyes"

[Zimmilferentient]

why so serious, Bale? XD great song. subbed.

[cekay69]

this is the best song yet made. all those crappy remixes , this has power and is absolutely well done! I lift my hat!

[PsytheWickedOne]

This was a week ago and already he has his own song.

[Talons321]

It was written, made and released in 24 hours after the clip came out ;)

[PsytheWickedOne]

Wow...

[Bahiyya23]

He is the dark knight!

He is professional.

Love it, cute funny song!

[definevintagexx]

I love this :D

[Gerrardsoccer]

RU Professional? HAHA

[pillzbury66]

Because of this one song,

The Mae Shi are gonna get BIG.

Which I wish didnt happen, there gonna be mainstream D=

[truatfe]

No way, all the little youtubers might show up to their shows because of this, but they'll realize real Mae Shi doesn't sound anything like this. Then they'll get their shit split under the Mae Sheet.

[mwintner]

1000 thumbs up for mentioning the mae sheet

[truatfe]

Haha, thanks.

[buzzbuzzbang]

i love the mae shi's albums, but this track is pretty lame and not very funny. the rant is brilliant.

[BamPete]

what are the lyrics??

[Crispy27]

musicmademe com/song/lyrics/354388

[TheJamMan69]

those lyrics suck, its says there saying "great sense of humor" when there clearly saying "3:10 to yuma"

[Crispy27]

*shrugs* I couldn't care less, I didn't type them out.

[Rupeandemma]

Damage controll time Christian!

Your apologies ring INSINCERE!

YOU ARE AMERICAN PSYCHO.

[Kiwinites]

you mean british

[Rupeandemma]

Christian is welsh, but what I was refering to is his role in American Psycho really seems to be WHO he is.

[Kiwinites]

nah he was born in wales, but stated in interviews that he considered himself british.

[DiSfORdANGEROUS99]

Wales is in britain.

[Kiwinites]

embarrassing mistake, i meant english.

[harrison310]

LOVE this!:)  Bale professional? I'm sure he never needs more than one take!:)

[Aggierunner11]

I seriously listen to this about five times a day. And sing it allll the time.

[sk84alife]

its catchy!

[waratah234]

oh shi-

i'm hooked on this tune.

[TheRedNationStates]

This is professional.

[GriMinD]

LOL!!! Man, you're fuckin' genious! That's brilliant! Christian Bale Rox!

Yet I think that the new terminator is about to be a new pile of hollywood crap.

[futanflqb7]

how did they think of this so quickly?!

[pepelipep]

Best song of 2009 so far.

[djbitter1]

Marveless Song !

And lyrics !

But He`s professional in his job. Even if he wasn`t when he was shouting on a man who tried to make his scene better...

Greetz.

[thedoet]

fantastic to see the Mae Shi get so many hits :) HLLLYH!

[reallydipped]

Im dipped and I love the mae shi

[chernob0i]

This song is genius. XD

[foreverago02]

if this song wasn't about Christian Bale I would buy it! lol I love the rythem. You are very talented! If it had any other words I'd get it.

[tychoer]

配乐很强！

[waitey1]

all hair the mae shi this is lulz in it's purest form

we salute you the mae shi!

[Veryverybored]

Did anyone else get here from Cracked? If so, we should all put in $10 to give DOB or something.

[thetony23]

LOL! I love this!

[KillingJoke21]

This is insanely epic.

[LnBoMb]

So good. Came out so quick too, I love it. Literally gets stuck in my head all day long haha. Mad Props to Mae Shi, turned me on to your music as well. Great stuff guys. Keep it up!

[Donball]

This is fantastic

[urockmysox]

i can listen to this all day

[kerrayz]

Brilliant. It's amazing what a talentless fart can do with a drum machine and some early 80's samples.

[cresshead92]

kerrayz needs to l2maeshi

[WillAJD]

o hai ed, fancy seeing you here :3

[cresshead92]

hoy woll

[imjlotherealone]

gfy

[Veryverybored]

indeed.

[sappeninm8]

talentless fart?

[svat6969]

sorry its not just someone shredding pentatonic solos you dickshit

[3mith]

wow this is actually good , Much better than the crap akon coughs up with .

[KidArch]

wow

i was expecting something terrorbird-esque when i clicked this link

[gr3gd24]

change the video or somethin yo this would get so many more views if u had something other than just these pictures

[Dradan659]

needs a ring tone...

[VvAndromedavV]

LMFAO This is hilarious... And catchy! ;D

[jaycelle123]

this is shit, revos remix is 1000x better

[xoxoyodaxxox]

you guys are so great!

[xihixmoe]

themaeshi, you guys should have added song to the tags, it would be much easier to find, since people are just searching "christian bale song".

[themaeshi]

done, and done.  thanks!!

[thefuckheadsgalore]

Newsies will get you tonight

Because they're proffesional I laughed really hard.

[gamefinisher]

5-stars! Nice video.

Side Note: In your description, that use of 'Xtian' is an epic fail. Please don't use that again. X-mas doesn't include the 't' so it should be X-ian, but seriously, just stop being lazy and spell his whole name out.

[themaeshi]

yeah, you're totally right, technically, but X-ian looks like "ex-ian". i would argue that Xtian looks cooler too.

inconsistency with convention, yes; epic-fail, perhaps not.

thanks!!

[gamefinisher]

Ok, not epic fail! No hard feelings.

[tomdissonance]

gamefinisher: i think you'll find that, to be consistence with the Greek root language, the "t" should be included in both Xmas and Xtian. epic fail yourself.

[gamefinisher]

Yeah, I missed that, but tomdissonance needs to be corrected.

[gamefinisher]

Wow your grammar is terrible. "Your credibility" is worthless. Nice try "though". Addressing someone with colons is incorrect and you can't even begin a sentence correctly. You're a failure sorry.

[tomdissonance]

"Your credibility" was actually my correction of you, you silly sausage! You originally said "you're credibility", which would be wrong, as you know. kindly show me the rule about addressing with a colon, because i think you've just made it up. and as i've explained, i choose not to use capitals (and that's an orthographical rather than grammatical issue anyway) and abbreviate "though" to "tho", so really, you're barrel-scraping. ps. you need a comma after "wow" and one before "sorry".

[ATProtsman01]

Why would you say "you are credibility" ?

[tomdissonance]

also what i wondered.

[gamefinisher]

I can tell you're smart based off this comment. "lol" is a form of expression like sarcasm, but I guess some people can't comprehend such a basic concept.