Dylan Moran - Dokument: Humor

[lennonsdoll]

i want to have sexy time with this man.

[Opusjustitiaepax]

@stupidmatshit It seems like they cut short a comercial brake.

[stupidmadshit]

what the hell is at 3:32 ????

[portishphonic]

I wish there'd be more little great interviews like this with Dylan.

[tekqist28]

Jävla Henrik shyfferts accent -.- love you Dylan

[SucceLaCabaree]

This is hilarious... He's so cool, so relaxed... It's so easy to laugh but it's like pretty serious too so sometimes you don't know if you should laugh or just die. This is what I like...

[pontiuspilot1]

The guy interviewing Dylan was very good.

[AussieEvonne]

Ah! Henrik Schyffert from Nile City and from Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe! I found Nile City hilarious even though I don't understand a word of Swedish. Genius!

[ginacranbourne]

3.32!

[alysohnn]

dylan's wearing ray bans before they came back, looking chill as fuck and being hilarious effortlessly.

fucking bamf, sexy genius

[freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez]

I'm Italian and i totally agree with Dylan :our tv programmes are absolute rubbish.

[Vortex289]

He's been to Sweden!?!?!?! Why was I not told!? I would have come to see him! Aaaaagh!

[myouounoanji]

@Vortex289 Last March or April he was doing a stand up act in Malmö. I was there btw ;)

[sparrowfartinajar]

3:32 =woman wanking-off a blow up doll; to ward off Moran's moroseness?

[milosQaX]

Only when aliens come and probe our asses will we come to our senses and realize we are all human... until then we all secretly agree with Dylan

[manormaid]

@milosQaX Yes, yes, yes I agree with you wholeheartedly. Can you imagine if an alien invasion of Earth took place and they won. Everything humans held dear, religion, countries, species, races, tribes etc etc, would suddenly be rendered void. We would all be suddenly united as one mass of creatures in total shock, horror and immense fear of the 10 foot high alien worm people who have traveled elusively through space to feast on our bone marrow.

[aryanstallyan]

i come ere on a plaaane you cunt

[tekqist28]

Omg ive met henrik schyffert but id so love to meet DYLAn!!!

[LabYam]

Jag kommer nog aldrig kunna uttrycka hur mycket jag älskar den där mannen och hans humor. Och det här är bara underbart. Henrik och Dylan är båda några av mina största favoritkomiker.

[yannick4123]

first of all, thumbs up for wearing glasses 3 years before they were in, and as a lawyer who considers himself quite intelligent, my mind feels inferior to his. love the guy, everything he touches turns to gold, type in youtube, "tell it to the fishes", short videeo by him i found by accident, very good, and black books is amazing!

[Penabitch]

I want to go for a few drinks with Dylan.

[SuperJos3ph]

i love the bottle of water at the side

[frederickbabyyeah]

oh dylan. im 90% cierton hes now beyond drunk and has some kind of super sanity we can't fathom.

[RadioNul]

Very accurate description of Sweden

[Scoob505]

He is Irish, he is not British.

[Georgij92]

Stop at 3:31 and you'll see the easter egg.

[Leedswhite290201]

Dylan Moran, blatantly honest

[MrBradipo73]

Well, I hthink he was being funny there...I certainly hope he didn't mean what he said about the English!

[aireun]

@MrBradipo73 'twas a joke, as he was discussing prejudice at the time.

[MrBradipo73]

Yes, that's what I thought!

[StrangerToEarth]

"When you come to London, what sort of prejudice do you encounter?"

"I wouldn't even notice it, not from these spineless, lick-spittling, palsied, eggwhite excuses for human beings that they have in Britain. They laugh at ALL the other European countries, they're VERY ignorant, they're RUBBISH at languages - you, I presume, like every other Swede, speak at least 11 languages."

So much truth, expressed so exquisitely and with such perfect drollness. How does he do it? Answer: Magnificently.

[Ghat801]

I'd let him tickle my funny bone in a heart beat...! just for laughs ;)

[FallOfRome101189]

I love this guy. I also love that his on-stage persona isn't much different from his off. I feel like to meet him would be to meet a more mild-mannered and tongued version of Bernard Black.

[lauraleesmithagain]

NO he definitely is very handsome & has sex appeal which does NOT come from the fact that he's funny. THe funny is just an added bonus. I don't tend to go for funny guys. I tend to go for "the stiff", responsible, respecting, intertrovert that a lot of girls find boring. I remember seeing Dylan in a newspaper and thinking WHO is that gorgeous specimen? If we met I don't think I'd ever date the guy, but I'd bang him over & over for sure- if he wasn't married & all.

[StrangerToEarth]

His sex appeal comes from his mind, which is black and wicked and frighteningly keen. I think I'd be SCARED to sleep with him - he'd be calmly analytical during the whole thing, probably casually point out a flaw in my body and laugh at something completely random and only amusing to him.

"Coffee?"

"See, WHY do we all drink coffee after sex? Is to replenish the lost energy or just so we don't nod off while chatting?"

Which would probably keep me up at night waiting for him to call again?

[lauraleesmithagain]

lol. Sorry, I just find it funny how you say you'd be scared to sleep with him due to the possibility that he'd analyze everything... And here you are over-analyzing it all before even meeting the guy. But do they really drink coffee after sex in the UK? No one does that here in america.

[StrangerToEarth]

Well it seems there's something I share with the twinkly-eyed fucker - if probably the only thing. I'm not a narcissist :(

I can't tell you the entire UK populations caffeinates after a shag - but, as Dylan put it, 'After sex there's this feeling of - failed suicide' - and coffee is like the best thing to speed up your mind so you don't think about the Land of Nod or death, haha. Nobbut seriously, you should try it, it's actually rather bonding. And can make the aftermath less awkward...

[lauraleesmithagain]

ha ha.. I know I was j/k we all do that kind of thing. Maybe I'll try the coffee thing then... Seeing as how I don't smoke.

[StrangerToEarth]

Yeah same here. For non-smokers, coffee is sort of a must, innit :)

[Dacijo]

@StrangerToEarth lol the aftermath, I find putting down tarpaulin and having two mops on standby also help with the aftermath as well.

[PhatFrogify]

hahahaha! but still I cant put my finger on it really but he just is he has sex appeal! and he is hil-ar-i-ous!!

GO DYLAN!!

[PhatFrogify]

does anyone else think dylan is sexy or is it just me?

[AliceinWarwickland]

Yepppppppppppppppp

[KonsharPaHuvet]

unfortunately it's not just you, my chick friends and even my sister thinks he looks good! why? i have no clue, he looks like pete doherty gained weight and had a stroke, but he's fucking funny. one of my fav comedians of all time

[Freshmouthsugar]

@PhatFrogify women find funny men attrective maybe?

[MusicInWords]

haha aw man hes the best

[aniruddhahar]

3:32 WTF??

[eddiedaskull]

you want to eat a large slice of "slag" ask Dylan what he thinks of you and your culture.

[hinkpallspiano]

Talk about Henrik is facing a proper legend regarding how superior Dylan is in his open mind of solid based humor and easy assumptions in forms of prejudices and intelligence. This show was brilliant while I watched it.

[derangedband]

hahaha! aww god! hes great! just really funny to listen to. XD

[culturedjam]

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but they did mis-subtitle 'Britain' with 'England' at 1.04.

[2205923358]

They always do in Sweden, seem to think it's the same thing.

[saybowiebasquait]

Dylan's just not thinking about what to say or how to behave.he doesn't know any rules and that makes him look like a bit crazy. That's why u can't resist loving him))) and his appearance and accent oh yeaaah that too)))

[DorkyPPoi]

I love Henrik... But I love Dylan even more x'D How could I not? He's frickin brilliant, whatever he's doing, wherever he is.

[Isiik]

Does the reporter notice that Mr. Moran is just embarassing him? I think not.

[nikkifever]

Well, Henrik Schyffert is one of Swedens most famous comedians himself and a proclaimed "master" of irony. So I do think he is very aware of Morans ridicule of him. In this show he is very low-key though and tries to break down some of the foundations of comedy, rather than being funny himself. And of course we Swedes are quite good at laughing at ourselves, since we are blonde, beautiful and stupid.

[Patrus1990]

swedes look like asshole and you aren't even really THAT blonde. you want blonde? go to Lithuania. and for beautiful. you're kidding me... you did hit stupid on the head though, with an amazing success unforeseen in the history of Sweden as of yet.

[nikkifever]

Sorry Patrus1990, I forgot the dim-witted criminal spawns in Australia haven't gotten the concept of irony yet.

[Patrus1990]

Sorry nikkifever, I forgot the dim-witted moron spawns in Sweden haven't yet got the concept that they're rubbish.

[nikkifever]

Not yet I'm afraid, but we have come to terms with the fact that we're quite useless. Fingers crossed that the next step is just around the corner.

[Patrus1990]

Fingers crossed that the next step is just over a fjord.

[nikkifever]

Will proudly step over you there, sonny jim.

[Patrus1990]

You do that.

[ZimmermanDan]

What's your problem Patrus? How old are you? 14? Cause if you are then I could understand the fact that you choose to judge and humiliate 9 million people based on one persons comments... Grow up... Please!

[Soccerpersonz10]

Actually you'd be wrong there, Patrus is just a shite example of the MANY people who haven't managed to understand irony.

I live in South Australia, and we were the only state not accepting criminals when we were first colonised.

Trust me, many of the people I'm friends with are fans if UK televisions and understand it's humour just fine.

[diskur]

@nikkifever

and anoyingly diplomatic...but good people.

[fixboredom]

Awesome video! Thanks for uploading this! :D

[apoct]

howarddd92

Yeah, we're not fucking British. Nothing wrong with Britain but get your facts straight. Too many people died for our right to our country.

[Arthurmax180]

please that American patriotic bull shit makes me sick

[xn6]

funniest, wittiest, person, ever

[gurminder2005]

hmn he gets paid to do what we all like to do, "talk".

[PedanticAndWhimsical]

Utterly gorgeous.

[jadezeewoldt]

so sexy

[gemblade]

he has bob dylan's glasses!

[jebediah046x]

dylan moran is the best alcohol abuser since...... somebody from the who

[smurfieboo]

he looks and sounds like a rock star in this clip

[DroictAugDiament]

it would take an irishman to be absolutely brilliant and foaming over with pithy wit when he's completely smashed.

[howarddd92]

He is litterally cool enough for me to take his british insults without even flinching :')

[angenoir963]

Ah ah la bouteille de volvic

[Drego642]

"Did I mention snow and lakes?" LMAO!

[Themazinhero]

"And I had a sandwich" XD

[IViewMusic]

That's it! I'm getting RayBans! At least they can be bought, which doesn't go for the sense of humour nor the hair.

[marticka]

And then he says that famous irish people can't do cool! Look at him!

[ChloeDust]

fantastic, look at how laid back he seems, he's coooool lol, i love his sense of humour, cynical and surreal, and look at his hair blowing in the wind, ahh lovely.

[ineedalatte]

he looks soo chilled out with his sunglasses

[madisius]

hungover, the term my friend is hungover....that or stoned...either way makes me love him all the more

[cziffra444]

i love the subtitles at 314

punkt slut

[pockyinspace]

cooph dylan moran..soo sexy:D^^

[pockyinspace]

cooph dylan moran..soo sexy:D^^

[Kezzyluvspirates]

Hilarious, Irish and hot!! Why is he married??!! :'(

[Kezzyluvspirates]

It's really not fair!

[georginzzzz]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Feliks91]

Dylan <3 Brilliant comedian

[shenanigan55]

Whats with all the over-patriotic tossers that comment on almost every Dylan Moran video? I'm from Ireland and can't stand these idiots.

[mattmoran69er]

the funny thing is some are Americans who think their Irish lol, i dont go round sayin im Irish ffs btw, Rule Morans :)

[XxxxClaiRexxX]

"You like any other Swede speak 11 other languages!"lol

[Benmaskinen]

Underbart att se Henrik Schyffert hålla käft för en gångs skull.

[freepdeez]

Inte så konstigt. Henrik Schyffert skulle behöva Dylan Morans svar i skrift en vecka i förväg för att kunna komma på repliker i samma klass.

[Benmaskinen]

Du har helt rätt. Schyffert har vadat ut i någon meningslös träsk av mediakåthet sedan han slutade göra bra saker med resten av killinggänget.

Hur roligt är det att byta ut varannat ord med engelska. Fyfan.

[AlexandriaM]

I think I about died when he brought up the Sesame Street chef.

[bigpansen]

i think he is funny...really....but he talks a lot of shit that shouldnt be taken seriously... Swedens laugh about black bread, germans about Schnitzel....wtf??

[bicarbonat]

He's saying that's what *other* people perceive...ie, other Europeans think that all there is to German comedy is "schnitzel and breasts"

[Flyrhial]

I like it how absolutely no one can interview him without laughing really hard at least once.

[tigerhona]

Seems like a really great comedian. Have to check him out.

[piccadilly80]

I loooooooooove Dylan Moran!

I'm an italian living in Germany, who is currently in Sweden and I laughed a lot watching this!

Thanks for uploading! :-)

[annaisjesus]

"what do yer mean there's no fuckin chips"

MUAHAHAHAH

i love when they interview him, ahh i want to be him when i grow up, except a woman

[Suri3]

I saw lakes, I saw some snow... What else did I see... did I mention snow and lakes?

:)))

[loserkidDJ182]

wtf...my god. Dylan is a comedian who specialises in piss takes. surely you dont believe it when he takes the piss out of england, australia, germany....honestly people...take time to laugh at the genius.

[apecallum]

Ok coming from a Half Kraut Half Limey i've gotta say that although kinda insulting to english people as a whole he's kinda right, we're very bigoted and prejudiced and at times we are very dull and lifeless (in comparison to other nationalities). Drop the whole patroism defence and really take in what this guy's saying he's got a bloody good point.

[gladitsnotme]

I'm a dumb American, someone clue me in on the history of Irish people vs. English people. Was there a war in the medevial times or something?? They both just look like white people from a foreign country to me. What goes on?

[apecallum]

You're kinda on the right tracks there. In basic terms Ireland was fully conolized by the English in 1536, there had been plenty rebellions until there was a gigantic one in the early 20th century which the Britsh actually put down but civil unrest was always kinda high after that. Eventually in 1922 i think Ireland became independent but theres been little squabbles in the north ever since.

[Richiesambuka]

Quite clearly Irish people are all rotund pale-faced alcoholics, all painfully sober because they havent afforded beer since the potatos ran out, many of whom fucked off to america when they realised just how shite the country is. But i am a reserved guy, and someone responsible for my birth is Irish, so i will reserve all other comments other than they should all die, tormented by an eternity of Britney spears' new fat arse.

[IamEleanorRigby]

Just goes to show how "informed you are;

The potatoes have not run out!!!

Ha!

[Richiesambuka]

The "ha" at the end of that message really makes me like you. Please excuse my veracious attack on the irish, as i have sexual feelings for the interviewer- which had to be masked by insane patriotism- i was never confused! if indeed you are irish, then please stop putting bicylcles and signposts to galway in all decent english pubs!

[IamEleanorRigby]

oh so you're the one who's been taking all our bicycles and signposts then?? Man, I was looking for them!!

[Richiesambuka]

of of course, its part of a masterplan to rob a bank, using a turkey, spathed in concrete, then escape as a gnome on a bicycle using a signpost to galway as a map of escape, leading us to unfortunate eternities, stuck listening to the shrill voices of the locals

[LordEikasia]

It's a shame we can't have the words 'England' and 'Ireland' spoken in the same week without arguements springing up. Let us just enjoy the comedy together!!!

[Cantona101]

Not all English people are ignorant of languages, I for one can speak German, French and Cantonese and have learnt each one from living abroad. I'd like to see Moran attempt to speak German or French or Cantonese lol As far as I'm concerned, he's obviously bitter and resentful of the English only because the Irish are about a million times worse when it comes to being world citizens.

[IamEleanorRigby]

Don't take it so seriously, I can understand why you might be offended but he's talking about stereotypes and that, anyway, if you can't laugh at yourself who can you laugh at?

[Stechino]

tack Jag aelskar sverige!

[Richiesambuka]

AHH!!! calm down irish people and english people!! i, representing both know we are nearly exactly the same- plus in Black Books- Dyan Moran had a British passport!!!! oh the horror!

[anna315]

i did actually say earlier on i know he's irish not british,and theyre very different things, but i meant he tells the world amazingly about what people from this 'area'-ie britain and ireland are like. im just going to comment on his spectacular 'comedy' rather than irrationally angry people on here.

[stevendrog]

To refer to an Irish man as being from the UK is the biggest insult you can give one.Please, we are well aware of how the Brits like to steel the best of other nationalities which once fell under the throw of their empire, but leave our comedians, athletes, musicians, etc. to US! Ironic how an Irish man can lay bare the pyscho-imperialistic problems which the Brits have, only then to be claimed as British by the Brits! Voluntarygoose, im afriad it is you and your kind which have the issues.

[voluntarygoose]

... i'm an irish man :S

[robzizme]

for gods sake man chill out lol

[friendlylloyd]

I'm a Brit but I don't have any problem with Irish people, or really anyone for that matter. Dylan said himself on one of his dvd's 'I have many English friends who are very dear to me', so clearly he doesn't have a genuine issue either. Some of my best friends are Irish and, like civilized people, we can take the piss out of eachother and take it in good humour. I think you're the one with the issues as it's you who's getting arsey over a simple fuckin thing.

[friendlylloyd]

I'm a Brit but I don't have any problem with Irish people, or really anyone for that matter. Dylan said himself on one of his dvd's 'I have many English friends who are very dear to me', so clearly he doesn't have a genuine issue either. Some of my best friends are Irish and, like civilized people, we can take the piss out of eachother and take it in good humour. I think you're the one with the issues as it's you who's getting arsey over a simple fuckin thing.

[Jbirrane90]

Agreed, I'm Irish and I think some of these comments are ridiculous. Some of these people need to go out and get some excersise, maybe some fresh air; they've clearly been on their computers too long...

[Richiesambuka]

I love how spelling psycho-imperialistic came so easily to you, but "steal" seemed so hard, although the british did invent steel, football, electricity, gravity, television and chips, the result of all those being a Sunday afternoon... Beautiful.

[Wally9474]

Ana315, emmmmm, you do know that he's Irish. As in Southern Ireland? As in born just outside Dublin, in Navan? Which is not actually in the UK. Would the fact that the reporter says he's Irish not give you a clue, let alone basic Geography? Would his East Irish accent not give it away? So what have we learned here today?

[voluntarygoose]

that you have issues?

[anna315]

haha too true. even my whole irish family thinks these people on here have issues.

[anna315]

love that man, hes hiliraious. and i think, unfortunately, he does say the truth about how britain views other countries in our prejudiced way. Disgraceful nation that we are haha but dylan's from the uk, so im proud

[skruuge]

Dylan's from the U.K?

He was from the Republic of Ireland last time I checked.

[anna315]

yeh this was already addressed about a yr ago and as i said then, i knew that, it was just an expression and i didnt mean to offend

[yasashii89]

he lives in the uk

[PanicMusicFan]

He lives in Scotland actually...

[yasashii89]

yea as i said, in the UK...

[PanicMusicFan]

Sorry. Misread.

[aireun]

@skruuge he moved to scotland apparently

[skruuge]

@aireun

That still wouldn't change his nationality. If I were to move to America tomorrow would that make me an American? People need to learn geography/history for fucks sake.

[aireun]

@skruuge you just said "from the uk"

i took that to mean that's where you thought he lived, so i responded accordingly.

piss off

[skruuge]

@aireun Oh dear, I guess I should use the sarcasm tags next time.

[aireun]

@skruuge aye

[skruuge]

@aireun

Irony.

[aireun]

@skruuge AYE

christ, must i repeat myself?

[skruuge]

@aireun

:|

[smpowis]

@skruuge Nope, Ireland.

[anarchotrent]

@smpowis Actually he's from County Meath apparently which is in the ROI. So skruuge is right, he's not from the UK.

BUT he lives in Scotland and has done for a while, so mybe that's what it means. Also, even though he's from ROI we're very proud of him in England and in the UK and we class him as one of ours as well.

[smpowis]

@anarchotrent I realised Republic of Ireland and Ireland are one and the same, my bad, and I just sat through two episodes of Black Books as a result :D

[SeanOBriain]

@anarchotrent Well, he's not one of yours. He's Irish.

[manormaid]

@anarchotrent Some of the badass republicans getting annoyed because someone said something, can't we all just get along

[oldhat69]

@skruuge republic is uk

[jonmarklong]

@oldhat69 no it's not

[billdoesjudo]

@oldhat69 Hence "Republic" - no monarchy you simpleton.

[YouMeToo]

Oh, wow, Dylan Moran has been in Sweden? When? He's so great!!!

[Richiesambuka]

Does anyone else really like this comment? Its obduratley positive, and makes me glad to be alive.

[oldstyletom]

Props to Henrik Schyffert for finally having a "real job" ie. touring the world with Swedish television, behaving like a complete child, and getting paid! Now he can go back to his stand up comedy and making music, because he's great at those things as well.

[Richiesambuka]

Look at the interviewers face when he says "your grandma is a whore"

[phantomtikiskulls]

"Your mum and dad smell of wee" !!!!!!! LOL.

[TheOzzaVerse]

"Your mum and dad smell of wee", hilarious! Thanks for posting this! X3

[poss1210]

what a great post!!!

[Punchbear]

"spineless, lickspittling, palsied, eggwhite excuse for human beings"

Comic genius.

[YABAJUKABA]

Dylan Moran talks to shaved Borat

[CheekyOtter1991]

you rock vembi!

[ellyodd]

Thank you! I watched this when it aired and frantically tried to find a video tape, but before I knew it, it was over :(

[soulaghra]

Thanks very much for posting this!