Phase 5 Stereotypes Swine Flu Pandemic!

[xxxXGuNzXxxx]

achoo, mang hahahahaha

[gamefreak1456]

That was pretty funny.

[Gobbygiblet]

Wtf? with Jyggorath at the start

[canadaislive]

rreport i love witcher with his rollin r

[overNineTHOUSAND98]

ah, ah , ah ACHOO mang!

lolol

[mysticelf12]

Incogneatus, you should be proud of yourself. I just realised the reason some of my not-uploaded videos are lagging because I'm playing in the highest screen resolution possible. I'm such a dumb kid. Thanks man.

[lintonthepenguin]

Funny as hell (necro'ing a year-ish old video here) but eh, it's Cyrodiil. Two instances of the i. Only mistake I've known you make, coggy. No big deal and don't mistake me as trying to be an asshole here - Just thought you'd wanna know, being the perfectionist I assume you are.

[BEANOMTH]

how did you get the shopkeeper dude to wear haskills clothes....

[vuxili99]

0:37 is this a photoshop?

[javiervidrio11]

ok who order the egg roll rofl

[harless360]

eh...eh...eh...A-CHOO!...Mang.­..ROFLMAO!

[FoxFlyes]

wow that was crazy! ^^...

[Incogneatus]

"The Season"

[RobnCheez]

@Incogneatus What songs did you use? And why are the graphics so good?

[KingBaulin]

What's the song at 0:33?

[KingBaulin]

What's the song at 0:59?

[fable2fan1]

Whats the name of the "Mexicans" hair? mang!? D8

[Incogneatus]

I cant remember. It's some pretty common hair mod pack like Bab's or something.

[crazyarabondrugs]

LOL PEZ 5 MANG!

[DivineScheme]

KBatch!

[crazyarabondrugs]

MAAAAAKKKE MOOOOAAAAR!!!!!!!!!

[DivineScheme]

You still sound insane!

[roseofpain8]

ha man your stereotypes are funny

[Kimimaromugen]

Lmao.

"Achoo, man."

[oblivion234brown]

jyggorath CREEPS ME OUT...  ALOT

[Legendof213]

ok who ordered the eggroll. lol!!!

[Ogrefart]

Do you know what the music is just after the beggining?

[LovesPrankCalls]

Where did you get hold of the goggles/glasses the "Mexican" is wearing?

[Incogneatus]

Alchemist lenses from that spectacles mod whose name escapes me right now. "dwemer spectacles" or something...

[DivineScheme]

Thank goodness I got my mask on. LOL

[Gindelbi]

I love the "Why joo bicking on me mayn"

[polarfox7]

Is that Planet Nirn thing a mod? If so could you tell me where you got it?

[Incogneatus]

It's just a picture/rendering of what the Nirn map looks like as a sphere.

[Sniggaaa]

PEZ ftw!!!

Yummy xD

[Incogneatus]

Slow down on the PEZ consumption, my sugar-high friend.

[Sniggaaa]

no way =B they are too yummy

[daedracorsair1]

LOL, that was almost as funny and awkward as the time i took a bit too much jet and thought gob was nova!

[Incogneatus]

Jet's one hell of a drug.

[Dragonmie]

That shit took my best friend.

[DivineScheme]

I like that, mang. Stupid. Good stuff.

[XxDarkBlade13xX]

when he says imperial city he sounds like a REDNECK NO racism intended

[Incogneatus]

I was going for East LA, but whatever... meh.

[Ogrefart]

Haha, Jyggorath is wierd!

[airshom]

Hahaha!!

The Black Horse Carrie!!

Achoo Mang!!

Mang... this is LOL!! maang..

[Incogneatus]

Black Horse Curry doesn't sound so tasty... but I guess you can curry any meat.

[orly444]

I pretty much lost it at the "Pez" bit.

[KeikaStrife]

... cheese?

[PhenomTheGreat]

mang.

[HUNkdu10]

"*atchoo* mang"

[DivineScheme]

this is insane!

[popjbro]

ah ah choo mang.....

[MrEgomaniac]

HACKDIRT IS AWESOME!

SO IS CHEESE!

[MrEgomaniac]

JOE BROWN IS RACIST!

[MrEgomaniac]

whos the high elf?

[Incogneatus]

Chinese delivery guy.

[Incogneatus]

His name is Leonard. Like Leonard Nimoy, except he's gonna have a hard time saying his own name... it might come out like "Reonard" or something.

[isuckatguitar12]

aggh dude i live in AZ right above Mexico! Not that theres anything wrong with Mexico lol

[thetruetrojan]

I think he is actually Puerto Rican based on guy's residence location.

[Incogneatus]

I was talking about the Chinese delivery guy. Leonard "Reonald" Cheung.

[LaddieGalicia]

mang i keng stap watching tis veedeo mang

[insult0master]

Wait, are you now going to make a Phase Six one now? Given The WHO declared the situation a Phase Five?

[monkeywolf007]

"CHEEE EEESH!" LOL

[bitragale]

you guys are racist, mang.

[G1234George]

De eng Meng

[Incogneatus]

De Eng Mang also sounds like the name of some Vietnamese freedom fighter.

[DjMontana42X]

Hahah! thats a good one coggy!

[LaddieGalicia]

Lol

[xSheens]

Am I the only one that WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM'd at the explosion?

[Middix132]

your voice is so beautiful. Its like a vagina in the wind

[Incogneatus]

Smells better than one, I hope.

[darkelite6667]

a-a-achoo mang lol best part btw what race are you white brown or black

[Incogneatus]

Humang, mang.

[HUNkdu10]

Where were you going to travel :D ?

[Incogneatus]

All over Greece... I dont think there are any outbreaks there, but there might be some angry students and chimera still around.

[markleungown]

is that The Witcher?

[Incogneatus]

Jess, mang.

[darkelite6667]

lol swine flu sucks ass

[NewAgeLoveHater]

BTW, what is that song at the end?

[Incogneatus]

Cha la *snort* cha la... like someone already said.

[NewAgeLoveHater]

"Cha la"?

Is that really the title? And who made it?

[Incogneatus]

just google it! sheesh

[NewAgeLoveHater]

Okay, okay! No need to get testy.

I was just curious, that's all. It seems like an odd title for a song.

Well, I gotta go get some titties! YEAH, I love f***in titties!

RESPEK

[WingedRegent]

The name of the song is CHA LA HEAD CHA LA, the original opening theme of Dragon Ball Z.

[Ogrefart]

I meant the bit where they're talking like "the only new i read is the black horse courier," what? Black horse curry?"

[NewAgeLoveHater]

This vid iz awesome, mang!

[jayhasfoundya]

lol pez on isle two

[qwertyMrJINX]

O.O

Jyggorath stole Vegeta's Big Bang Attack!

[Gindelbi]

Cha la, snort cha la

[Roflmfaoftw]

Swine impluenge rofl

[Hoipipeloi1493]

funny

[DjMontana42X]

Your vids should be on the TV:P Cause you doing great parodies of the real life shits:P

[echo1648]

what game is at 1:52 i wanna know

[echo1648]

pm me

[Incogneatus]

Dat's Vesemir from De Vitcher, Mang.

[azn3000]

lol u spelled chorrol wrong at 2:43 or is that on purpose?

[Incogneatus]

n- uh... yeah!

[Ganthir]

Latin Axyl recently converted to Mexicanism I see.. racial change is far to common in Cyrodiil! ..

*~showracemenu*

[Incogneatus]

Irish-Dark Elf Axyl has a latin half-brother out there... but with all the shennanigans afoot, the likelihood of them ever reuniting is eslim, mang.

[Ganthir]

hold up.. you sayin' there's an Irish Axyl? *counts the Axyls on fingers* Damn, there's gotta be some sort of inter dimensional hole somewhere in Cyrodiil!

[SmylingBeast]

He'll only start pestering me for money. I do everything I can to stay the hell out of his way.

[Incogneatus]

It's his Corona vs your Guinness!

[SmylingBeast]

Ha! His pale lager trumping my thick, black, dry stout goodness? Don't make me-- Ooh, er ... hang on ... I think I see that peculiar Brotherhood Man approaching ...

[xilverbulet]

Lol. Brilliant.

[Incogneatus]

Ach! I should have used a "Midas Nuke" on Leyawiin instead.

[xilverbulet]

Thanks but that explosion looks pretty good.

[SilentRussell]

So "Cheese" backwards, can call the power of a hydrogen bomb...If jyggorath wasn't scary enough.

[H4Z4RD5]

I want to turn into a boar! where can i get me some swine flu?

:D

[oneclipleft]

Achoo, mang!

[DictionaryNinja]

At least some people can lighten the mood :3

[Daniel569]

it got all the way up in rhode island now...1 girl got it, it spread to 2 other ppl and they closed a whole highschool for quarantine..scary stuff..

[Esscex]

lmao, nice, and yeah my highschool and the rest of my ISD is shutdown for the swine flu down here in texas, lol.

[cnmdallasfan]

how does that work out? is the school semester just declared over, or do you guys have to go back in the summer, or what?

[Esscex]

well for our district in Fort worth, they're closing schools for about a week. We'll head back like in the second week of May and they say we shouldn't be penalized for the week off.

[cnmdallasfan]

haha nice, a second spring break! i hope my college closes for finals week!

[redfan45x]

i love the music lol!

[insult0master]

The reason why the media is playing on it so much, is because they've never thought it could happen. But the CDC says it's really to early to tell anything, even though a National health emergency has been declared, but it's yet to reach true pandemic status.

[greenbere14]

and thats how bethseda made megaton

[Esscex]

lmao nice

[biochemnerd]

hahaha thats great

[NoAsking]

So when can we expect Cheese Flu, eh?

[dudelikesWoW]

*cough cough*  Uh, oh...lemme check my Wi-Fi glasses...yep, I've got swi-OINK OINK!!

[GreenGuy1990]

Jyggorath proves to be immune, the flu hasn't reached outer space yet.

[Crescentwolf01]

my college and my sis's high school getting all hecked up about swine flu gawd :/ it will probably be nothing to worry about like the last panic :/

[CirqueDuCloud]

Dude, I know. There is always SOME big panic that the media gets everybody all upset about.

Oh well, its proven to give me quite a few laughs, so I'm not complaining... yet... lol

[PwnzorBob]

BREBBEEL.

[Remorse1994]

Which moon is Jyggorath standing on? Is it Masser or Secunda?

[Incogneatus]

Cheeser

[Remorse1994]

bah humbug is that the best joke you could think of? You have cheese on the brain Incognito. CHEESE!

[sparton1199]

looks like where gona need a leyawiin reborn mod now.

[NoWittyNamesLeft]

I wonder who died in Skingrad. Sickly Bernice had better be careful as well. she doesn't look too good as it is. I'm not sure if the swine flu has reached the potential to spread into other realms, though.

[WAB1234567]

swine flu is pissing me off because everybody thinks it gonna end up like 28 days later

[HungryMungry]

Aww, mang. I actually have the Swine Flu, mang.

Shit sux, mang.

[Incogneatus]

Hope you get well soon, mang.

[DjMontana42X]

Hahaha! Now i have to go and kill more assholes in Max Payne after this:P

[riccig93]

EEESSSEEEHC EEEESSSSEEEHC

[panos22192]

loooooooool

[Incogneatus]

PEZ IS ON AISLE 2!!

I'll wait for HD to kick in before I do it live.

[SmylingBeast]

I had a feeling this was coming xD If anyone was to spread dispair and pestilence across Cyrodil, it might as well be Axyl. And hell's bells! Jyggorath's packing the power of an Orbital Laser Satellite now? Better not let him catch me sneezing anytime soon ...

[Ganthir]

ACHOO!! mang!