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  • google wont search for chuck norris because it knows you dont find chuck norris he finds you

    holy crap he's right behind me ._.

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  • its not a hack Google did it themselves

  • @manxsta1 google didnt do it, it was some dude called Arran Schlosberg

  • YOU KNOW CHUCK NORRIS SHOULD COME AND TYPE "SHIT" WITH MY PENSHIT kjds lksaigbs daig

  • chuck norris isnt that strong if he was,he would come to my house and smash my head on the keyboardlvkl;hibkv;rkbvkjvbpvn­kvj; vgjkb;jgva,bjam.vn.f/av ,bjg./

  • wow u r such an idiot that is not a hack at all and everybody in the world cand do that

  • it  works

  • Chuck Norris once through a handgrenade and killed 50 people......... Then it exploded

  • it really works!!

  • Chuck Norris is so cool he can wright right handed with his left hand

  • Lol epic

  • The only thing Chuch Norris can't do is die!

  • @wav003 rip to you, for misspellin chuck

  • @Ivellimian55 No shit, right? We all need to get away from him before Chuck shows up! He's going to be PISSED!

  • They say that Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land

  • XD

    i find this on my own when i didnt know about chuck norris and when google send me there i just freak out

  • omg, explorer?!

  • chuch norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes

  • Death had a near chuck norris experience

  • lol true...

  • Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer,,,,,,,,, too bad he doesn't cry!!!!!! :p

  • Oh fuck, I got stuck on the stage where you had to get on to google..

  • Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them

  • That's not even a google site, it's a website that looks like google, but look in the browser and the truth shall be revealed.

  • I BET THAT CHUCK NORRIS CANT STOP ME FROM FINISHING THIS SEN

  • this is not a hack!

  • I can't believe how anyone could call this a hack..

  • I kind of hate Google Instant Search right now...

    I guess it's not like I could find him anyhow!

  • Chuck Norris doesn't go to bed, he doesn't need sleep, he lives for Chuck Norris Jokes.

  • Don't make chuck norris mad or he will mn m, ghh gjn mmtgb

    with greetings from CN

  • Before boogey man goes to bed every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

  • I pissed on chuck norris's door and he hasnt done anything djjsbdjsbd bzjsbdgs. S vxvxvdvbsbsjksks dksnbskzbcicvrhgidbjd sjsmzbshs dbdvbxbdbdjdnxbx

  • if babys go to bed with teddy bears

    chuck norris goes to bed with grizzly bears

  • google search "Chuck Norris- google search" and click the top one for lols

  • Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.

  • dont worry guys dont get mad.. he's using Explorer.

  • @GearBiscuit that makes you gay and a rapist I hope you get arrested

  • chuck norris is a faggot. he is not cool. he,s gay and i raped him with my cock yesterday. he is fat. he is gay. he is retardet texas fag

  • @GearBiscuit immediately after posting this chuck norris appeared on his screen and punched this kid through the face

  • @kyleprugger aND THEN HE FUCKED YOU IN YOUR VAGINA

  • Google dont search for chuck norris,chuck norris search for google.......and he found it after 1second

  • I tried this, even before i came to this video. I LOLed then book marked the page!

  • Scott Adkins (boyka) > Chuck Norris.

  • LOL,that is funny... XD

  • Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square.

  • Time doesn't stop for any man, unless the man is Chuck Norris.

  • Not a hack....

  • When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

  • fear isn't the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He also smells hope, in a way like: i hope i won't get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris doesn't pray to God. God prays to him....

  • Chuck norris does wheelies on unicycles!

  • chuck norris used to beat up the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. it now stands a safe 30 feet behind him

  • thats not a hack, you freakin idiot.

  • 0:30 NO SHIT

  • Shitty music, useless content, AND HE USES INTERNET EXPLORER.... Fuck you sir

  • i cant do it coz the Google keeps guessing what im going to say and goes of the main part

  • @kieman12 you can disable that. :p

  • @Awsome3709 how?

  • @kieman12 ok first, go to google.com. If you look in the top right corner of the screen,there should be a gear-thing there. click on it. Then, go to search settings. After that, look for "Google instant preictions". It shoul be the first thing you see. Then click the thing under it, and there you go! (if the thing says "on" click the word on.)

  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodical table of elements because the only element he recognized was the element of surprise

  • OMG IT WORKED! NOW IM SCARED O_O

  • Chuck Norris won "Britain's Got Talent," in Ireland!

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  • A snake once bit Chuck Norris' leg.

    After 5 days of terrible agony, the snake died.

  • chuck norris doesnt use google to get info, it uses him

  • im scared of chuck norris...

  • Here's a good one

    Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it

    LOL ROFL!!!!!!:D

  • Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

    Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

    Suggestions:

    Run, before he finds you

    Try a different person

  • Insert 'Chuck Norris' as cheat code in any game and you will win.

    Chuck Norris causes every blackout!

    Chuck Norris is you only nightmare.

  • only Chuck Norris was born in the house he built

  • - When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

    - Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it!

    - Only Chuck Norris can play GTA IV on a calculator.

    - Chuck Norris counted two times to infinity!

    - Only Chuck Norriscan clap with one hand.

    - Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    - Only Chuck Norris can play Blackjack with one card.

    - Chuck Norris doesn't age up. He levels up.

  • Chuck norris doesn't turn on the T.V.....the t.v. is too scared to turn off !

  • when chuck Norris was bitten by a rattlesnake, after three days of pain and agony, the rattlesnake died.

  • when the monster under the bed goes to bed... he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

  • Google: Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    Me: SO they do mean i'm gonna die this year!

  • pffft this chuck norris dude is fake , apparently if you disrespect him he wil smash your face into the keyboarbpcogw;'cglwr';wel\.;e,­,/as/kl,/KLAFL/K,EEC;O;jice

  • @TheUnknownSheep THAT JOKE IS TOO MOTHERFUCKING OLD, ITS OLDER THAN CHUCK NORRIS' BEARD!!!! 0__o

  • @TheUnknownSheep you got that from facebook

  • @TheUnknownSheep fake as helkjhgfr5690pl,kjhgt67890-=-0­8trewse459

  • if i do this i will be a hacker?:X:X:X:X:))=))

  • yhis is bullshit chuck norris is not a god.

    hang on i think someone is knocking on the do-

  • Scientists found out that the big bang theory is true. When they asked Chuck Norris about it, he just shrugged his shoulders and said he had too many beans that day.

  • no one try this. it is real chuck norris is in my house and is looking for me. this is my last post before he rfigjdgfnbhmo,p

  • chuck norris sleeps with all the lights on, it's not because he fears the darkness, it't because the darkness fears chuck norris

    chuck norris counted to infinity, two times

    chuck norris is already dead, but the death was afraid of telling him

    *warning drunk austrian - baaaaad english*

  • Texas named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because noone survives if they cross Chuck Norris

  • once, chuck norris car reached the light speed. then he swaped to the second gear

  • They don't have an "I'm Feeling Lucky" button anymore...

  • @xxxOrcaman4xxx They do, all you have to do is hover your mouse over the Higlighted area

  • @FallenTerms Sorry if it's obvious, what's the highlighted section?

  • @xxxOrcaman4xxx they actually do just not on the home page. if you search something and scroll over it the "i'm felling lucky" thing will appear

  • When kids go to bed at night, they wear Superman pajamas. When Superman goes to bed at night, he wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

  • @setzer3333 When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night. He doesn't wear anything.

    He's like that.

  • @setzer3333 And when Chuck Norris goes to... Oh wait. Chuck Norris never sleeps.

  • guys im talking serious, once i tried openning my internet broweser..

    then it said : 404 ERROR a group of trained smart monkeys had a problem connecting your browser to the internet.

  • @wehack4life thats happened to me when i tried to get on youtube

  • wtf, are u using iexplorer ?

  • One day chuck Norris was having sex in an 18wheeler and some of his sperm got on the truck and now this truck is called octimis prime

  • I knew it already but still class :D ^.^

  • when chuck norris jumps into a swimming pool, the pool gets wet

  • Whoops, i type goggle not google.

  • omgg... that freaking works. im sooo scaredd. real talk

  • You must be the "best" hacker ever

    (eyeroll)

  • @azaqasw your so funny(eye roll)

  • OMG it works :O

  • Chuck Norris uses Pepper Spray to spice up his Steaks.

  • Hey. I have some really funny Chuck Norris Jokes. 25 OF THEM!!! hope u guys check it out

  • like if you watched and its 2011 xD!

  • As I watched this, my tv nearby showed the world of Warcraft Chuck Norris commercial. LOL

  • Chuck Norris' email is Gmail @ ChuckNorris . com

  • it works

  • Chuck Norris was pulled over by a cop that cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

    Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language.

    The truth hurts cause Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it.

    Being afraid of tight spaces is claustrophobia, Being afraid of everything is paranoia, being afraid of Chuck Norris is logic.

    The only reason Adolf Hitler lost the ww2 was because Chuck Norris made a time machine and joined the war.

    Daffy Duck stutters thank you to Chuck Norris.

  • WTF

  • I DON'T HAVE ANY JOKES FOR YOU BUT I HAVE FACTS.

  • chuck norris don`t sleep, he waits

  • it fucken works no joke

  • just type in google "let it snow"

    be amazed and thumbs this up :)

  • mother of god. YOU USE IE. must be BANNED !

  • if you go to google type do a barrel roll the page will do a barrel roll

  • It is not a hack, idiot.

  • @VAUSpace so hes the idiot and you know it was not a hack LAME

  • Search: the web pages from Chuck's Beard it says that instead of search the web

  • the sun doesn't revolve around the earth, it actually revolves around Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris.... whatever, hes probably not even that good, i mean its not like he can just appear behind me and slam my head into the keoisdiofgvouisznjcnuyuhg65wHN­AWD^&GD^TQ&^gd5w&gtdi6wTU^R^D*­&FQIOGYBVD hy7ujmmfvwadIUvblutwqGWDywqhjn­qb cqhHIBD f QB DH FWEGUQF q dg fhWQF guqV

  • Do a barrel roll is better!

  • Chuck Norris doesn't die he allows death a pity win

  • search "let it snow"

    

  • Mother Of God... He uses Internet Explorer.

  • I think i wasn't even born when explorer looked like that...

  • @DaAnsaOarge It's either a Windows 98 or lower, or he changed the computer settings so that it looks like that, I made mine look like that for better gameplay because my computer is horrible.

  • why is there a need for the dumbass audio?

  • little kids pee their name in the snow. chuck norris pees his name in the concrete

  • grrr my computer is screwed up and once i start typing in google then google search and Im feeling lucky button will go away and different sites for what Im typing in will pop up

  • @orangejuicelover1000 Thats only the stupid new Google layout, not your computer :D

  • Chuck Norris WoW ad FTW!

  • I remember when my internet Explorer looked like that.

  • PSN wasnt down by hackers.

    it was chuck norris who was angry.

  • I try to write on google and i simply get knocked out of that button (the i'm feeling lucky one). Wtf is wrong with my search page?

  • - When a zombie bites or scratch Chuck Norris, is not Chuck Norris who been the zombie, is the zombie who been Chuck Norris

    - Sometime Chuck Norris were making out in the back of a truck some of his semen goes to the truck, today this truck is it Optimus Prime

  • @rafinhaalmada Learn. Fricking. English.

  • WHY doesn't chuck norris wear a condom?

  • @1821aftershock why??

  • @TheSmileyGuyWTF because there is no protection against chuck norris

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  • Chuck Norris doesnt mow his law. He justs stares at his grass and dares them to grow.

  • Come on people! Chuck Norris is just an actor!! If he was some God and had powers, he'd be right here right now, he'd be banging my head on my keyboaDJFAJKLGGHBYGVUOIAGHBVYE­9AU GFAYUIFGBAGIFEAFGEYAIOBGFVUAIO­GBILA

  • @NextGenTerminator how original...

  • @TheSmileyGuyWTF I said it because I heard it on a joke app, I didn't know people already knew about it. I still believe Chuck isn't a god, just an actonvsuihgvrnyseiogh sevnyg9rhs ng7osrhgn rhsugrsuip NOT AGAIN DAMN IT!

  • chuck norris clones him self for just looking in the mirror

  • oh so thats chuck norris i feel retarded many of u ppl noe him and im just finding out! :P

    

  • nobrain.dk

  • oh shiz. If you don't Google someone else in a jiffy (trillionth of a second) then Chuck Norris will find you and roundhouse kick you in the face.

  • haha i did it and i laughed so hard

  • chuck norris can touch MChammer

  • how dare you search chuck norris on internet explorer!!

  • ok serieus guys im really scared couse what if chuck norris dies couse hes already getting old and stuf what if he just dies oooo maaaaannnn cant take it chuck norris cant die!

  • either way u were on the pranks category in shiny search. excercist would have popped up ik bcuz goggle was shaded and in a shadow

  • Freddy Krueger doesn't sleep because he is afraid that Chuck Norris will attack him in his nightmares.

  • Thumbs up if u muted the song

  • OMG!!!! O_o

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    He use Intenet Explorer o_o

  • Chuck Norris didn't train martial arts, martial arts was trained by Chuck Norris

  • dude chuck norris sucks!

    i mean if he would really be god he'd come to my house and smak my face on my keybordóçø568e ©7u hyjuvf5y7dsw o,lçr67ure7

  • I took a Chuck Norris to the knee.

    I don't exist anymore.

  • lolololol

  • write "tilt"

  • No shit, shemrock.

  • When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up - he pushes the Earth down.

  • 0:14 i typed in "Find Chuck Norris" (no " things)