funny tv commercials

[Altair565]

240p WE MEET AGAIN!

[william7690189]

is this real?



[lowkaixuan01]

LOL AT THE CONDOM COMMMERCIAL!

[EvilChook]

Love the last one.

[XTxXxCrACKK1LL3rZxXx]

@ 3:37 it sounds like the kid is saying "THIS IS ALI BABA!!!!"

[natthefat1]

BIERBITCHZ

[natthefat1]

USE CONDOMS

[cloudterence]

1:50 that Muscue Out is like a dick

[ledhit]

learn how to make money from tv ad's they pay you to rate them to learn more go over to my page and join up

[TheOffensiveuser]

nevermind i see it. it became frys. lolllll

[MegaPhototaker]

240p we meet again..

[MataMugres]

was that a semen cleaner?

[progunner2000]

lol



[WowOmgStudios]

lol, 8:45

[whoo689]

What a feminazi... And what's with the taser?? Jeez... You already sprayed him with all that mace! I thought she was gonna call the cops, but it turns out she was configuring the taser or something? Or is that like a special taser-phone?

[whoo689]

Lol! Married a tranny, eh?

[whoo689]

Oh, god... The dog was licking the cum off the shirt?? o.O

[whoo689]

LOL! How did a semen-stained sock get stuck to her shirt??

[whoo689]

Wtf are "protein stains"? IT'S CALLED SEMEN! Did Comedy Central REALLY not let "The Man Show" say "semen"?

[EwigesEis]

@tanya6k In the end of the ad they say "reflechissez avant de vous engager" which means "think before you make a contract commitment", but in France "s'engager" also means to marry.

[DaggersDen]

Rofl the "Beer bitch" and the shark one was funny.

[thecitizenme]

7:45 "fuck me!" LOL....xD

[Y2R4U]

PERSONALLY, AS A WHITE MALE ADULT, AM SICK OF THE OF THE STUPID WHITE MEN PORTRAYED IN THE 'NEW' COMMERCIALS. I CHALLENGE ANYONE IN THE 'BUSINESS' TO PROVE ME WRONG.I NEVER SEE A STIPID BLACK MALE,WOMAN,MEXICAN,PUERTO RICAN OR ASIANS IN THE COMMERCIALS ACTING STUPID?LIKE THE OFFICE I-PAD GUYS FOR GEICO.WHY DOESN'T THE EEO OR ACLU BITCH ABOUT THE INEQUALITY OF IDIOTS IN COMMERCIALS? ANYONE ELSE OFFENDED??!!

[streetcornerjames]

@Y2R4U Isn't ironic that you are spelling stupid, "stipid?"

[sodapop554]

"Shoot it in every load" ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

[kelvin17jay]

i like the 2nd commercial of this video

[EntertainmentDanish]

keep pressing 5 for porn

[lThellRockl]

Holy sh!$^%&%£ The shark one was pretty scary! LOL

[crrazyy]

7:41 that shits no joke

[crrazyy]

5:41 lay the smack down! might paint that for halloween on my face lol...nahhh

[TheDevelo]

press 7 to hear a man scream

[J911F927K3253]

Why's the white shark always gotta put the black man down....

[moesesful]

lol "Can I get a Bierbitzch?"..."Dry martini..Bitch" *Slap*

[bestshowontheweb]

3:50

WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[dvdjon91]

NICE

VIDEO

[theheadhunter163]

that ladysitter thing is a good idea! did anyone get the number???

[crrazyy]

@theheadhunter163 ladysitter.#. 1-800-ball- licker. may just me, but the only gay guy i trust with my girl is richard simons.

[MrVozoo]

was that a penis in ad num 2 ???

[Pr4nkM45t3r]

7:30-8:06

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

FUck

Fuck

Fuck

Woof *fuck*

[ecuaz89]

Shit Ill be a lady sitter, but Ill fuck da hoe tho, u feel me lol

[Tfpro1234]

what the fuck masculout is a cock

[EricaRomulo8P]

the girl in the tooheys commercial was from Kill Bill right

[gtgoskate]

@EricaRomulo8P Yup, Uma Thurman

[Pakizzzz1]

Enjoy........

/watch?v=rI2v31F1DS8

[avatar7897]

9:34 to skip the ads

[boba7772]

@avatar7897 Hehe

[ExpertOfSound]

@avatar7897

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE :D lol

[OmErgeVU]

@avatar7897 Thanks for saving my time.

[sauske1398]

really funny at 3:40

[TheGlampire1]

Mascul out ! shoot it in every load !

[jlizzymlove]

aaww i want a lady sitter =/

[gabefett]

2nd and 3rd ones aren't commercials

[CookieMonstaLuvsU]

I WANT THOSE SWEETIES!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!! ....... Use condoms!!! bahahahahh

[TombRaider527]

cute little guy :D

FIRE.

[ozeri15]

press 7 for fun :D

[TheDrzainyzain]

keep on presing 1 and 5

[TrueInnovator159]

At 7:20, if that shit ever happened to me, I'd shoot myself, lolz

[deathwolf123451]

epic win



[Ix3Neon]

Eww...

[Hazader1000]

in Africa 240p is full HD

[hotroddy97]

gross

[bigcster2251]

*dog* Baga!

[csl2694]

because its for sperm removal

[060296rules]

i need a lady sitter...

[Yomama55125]

im pretty sure some of these are fake, supposed to be funny, because some are on comedy central...

[manluvf]

why women love gays ??

[ihftgd]

omfg "note to self use a fricken condom".

[chickenlover13100]

Poor baby gerbils :(

[Sugardancer1024]

i feel bad for the gerbils :(

[iateyursandwiches]

@ the grocery shop commercial. i'm sorry but if your kid acts like that in public that's YOUR fault for not being strict enough and teaching him /her a better code of conduct when going out in public with you. My mom is strict and i can tell you i never even dreamed of causing a scene like that in public

i'm prettey sure PETA was all over that first commercial.

[sHiFt1O1]

@iateyursandwiches ok MOM

[iateyursandwiches]

@sHiFt1O1 ...i'm not a mom i'm a kid. but im just saying the reason why many kids do the bad things they do is bad parenting...but maybe that commercial wasnt too wrong. maybe ppl who have no idea how to raise kids should just wear condoms (actually i think that's what its message actually was lol)

[vicsystevie]

@iateyursandwiches actually kids behaviour aren't always based on bad parenting... when you scold them, they cry and make a scene and when you comfort them, they just make use of you...now a days kids are too smart, and some of them aren't exactly obedient...just saying that's all

[iateyursandwiches]

@vicsystevie maybe i was speaking too generally sry that is true sometimes but not in the case of this commercial

[vicsystevie]

@iateyursandwiches It's alright, there is no need to apologize :D

You are right, what I said does not apply here but I was merely stating, hope I didn't hurt your feelings

[iateyursandwiches]

@vicsystevie eh? of course not why would you? lol i can except when i make a mistake

[vicsystevie]

@iateyursandwiches Ah, thank god :D

[ManBoobie123]

i would fuckin punch that kid in the face... jussayin

[JeffersonDinedAlone]

Regarding the grocery shopping incident, there are times when murder should not only be legal, it should be mandatory.

[jonnyosterman]

If I had a nickel for every pixel in this video...I'd have one nickel.

[MagicJokerTheif]

gigity

[5zaide]

wait forget my last comment i watched the rest of the video <_<

[5zaide]

1:51 please tell me this ad is fake as i really cant see people actually making a ad about a tube in the shape of a penis then saying "shoot it in every load"

[theassortedjellybean]

fuck that last commercial

[TheSalihsalloum]

6:59 whats the name of the song? please tell me :(

[ziduga]

@TheSalihsalloum it's Unchained melody

[TheSalihsalloum]

@ziduga Thank you :)

[DWSOUSA1186]

i dont want a truck that destroys everything i do with it

[rilezly]

I WANT THOSE SWEETIES!!!! HAHA

[xSnIp3rSh0tZx]

08:47 <--------- Funniest Moment XD

[GodVikingsAerosmith]

I just protiened in my pants.

[hakuyowane1001]

lol the beer one where shes gunna but it on her self is funny XP

[MultiMonsterfan]

thumbs up if you noticed most these commercials are from chappeles show

[Pakizzzz1]

/watch?v=fPSNHKPAxGQ

[cream439]

is fun

[HUGOVANTA]

bierbitzch was the best haha

[Gabyevo]

Hahaha can i have a Bierbitzch ?? xD

[ZachariasClub]

@MyMrbeaner Before I was but the learner, but now I am the master.

[vandaminator313]

Like this if the 4th to last one turned you on unti.ll you found out the woman was a man.

[muffmaster71]

@ 4:42......she wouldn't need any beer for me to do that!

[animekitten1]

i just got what "protein" is T-T

[dipulido9]

@animekitten1 what is it

[beatallhalos]

6:31 because no one wants an Andy Samberg laying dead on their street corner!

[1324dank]

bottle comed on the shirt

[RiVa667]

poor guy asking for directions:(

[aleksandarmicke96]

Use condoms!!!

[Odensfire]

@aleksandarmicke96 damn kids....

[CoNiGMa]

Ok.....Why would she want him to do that after he's had his tongue all over the place, including the toilet?

[CaLLyBUDxx420xx]

the condom commercial best one

[danielh95]

RAGE WINNING!!

[danielh95]

y is mascula in the shape of a penis?

[TheXboxSmartass]

That is always the problem with alcohol... As soon as a woman wants to join the party, you run out. :(

[TheXboxSmartass]

"masculout" is a mad-tv skit... So it isn't technically a commercial -_-

[FezzesRCoolio]

why is mascul-out shaped like a penis?

[xiZ3R0]

@FezzesRCoolio To "Penetrate" Stains. True Fact Indeed.

[thelentha]

@FezzesRCoolio lololololololololol

[metamorabirds99]

@FezzesRCoolio i wonder why dumbass

[lydster30]

@FezzesRCoolio it was talking about sperm..

[maddiewagzz17]

@FezzesRCoolio common sense tells you why!

[TYTYdude6]

@FezzesRCoolio its a SNL short its not real

[EFJify]

@FezzesRCoolio "Shoot it in every load" xD

[wtfisthatsmell]

@FezzesRCoolio DERRRR

[aerogun18]

@FezzesRCoolio

Seriously, who were the perverts who came out with that idea.

[MrIntoxicatedPenguin]

@FezzesRCoolio cuz its semen! so - its for getting out semen

[soulleader9]

@FezzesRCoolio its multi purpose thats why!

[gabefett]

@FezzesRCoolio the second one is a fake commercial, so the penis thing is part of the joke

[bachthoven1685]

@FezzesRCoolio Because it cleans semen, which comes from, guess what, a PENIS.

[SEPAET]

@FezzesRCoolio do you know what they mean when they say 'protein stain'?

[FezzesRCoolio]

@SEPAET yes, cuz that type of proteins is good for everyone. otherwise it would be just called a stain

[YerMomStudios]

@FezzesRCoolio Whats a penis?

[lopshie]

@YerMomStudios how old are you

[YerMomStudios]

@lopshie Thats a joke... idiot...

[lopshie]

@YerMomStudios i know dude

[THEerinatore]

@FezzesRCoolio its a rocket. DUH.

[radicalbabe]

omg. Protein stains.

Oh god I wish that was a real thing.

[chingynube]

bugger!!

[chloegirl123456]

poor mice lol x x x

[unowild]

These are not TV commercials, they are from SNL.

[Sano22n]

ISNT THE GUY AT 3:37 THE SAME GUY THAT WAS RECENTLY ON AN ADD FOR BABIES DIAPERS ..( THE ONE WHERE THE LITTLE BABY BOY STARTS TO PEE REALLY HARD LIKE EVERYWHERE,,,, ).....

[TheLaxbroflow]

3:50 i would slap that kids god damn face

[reaper545454]

USE CONDOMS LMFAO

[JPCollectibles]

mascula is pretty much a dildo when the dude cums on you just take the cap of and use it after that continue using the dildo or real thing

[baileytallain12345]

with the mascul out, where can i buy one...

I need one

[gozgaz1]

how many men it took to create mascul-out??

[casshorse11]

go to 9:34 too skip ads

[BlackXxMoon]

uhh kid... if your jerking off in your moms sweater thats a personal problem...

[holmanola]

OMG LOL!



[ProfessorRawr]

Use condoms.

[kangranZoNe]

bagka toyota xD



[KingMonkeyPunk]

@kangranZoNe i'm pretty sure it's bugger but he pranounces it baggar.

lol

[shedsterunited]

@RickyStandy18 i did

[snowypumpkin01]

@RickyStandy18

It was her bellybutton stupid

[RickyStandy18]

@snowypumpkin01 FUCK YOU (Cee Lo Green) :D

[noahisawesome100]

0:16 cute little guy....FIRE lol

[CHRebel04]

at 4:45 ida went for it anyways

[azo955100]

SABALLABIOBIO Give me my SWEETIES!!

[AlittleBravery]

um.

[MechaShredZilla]

LMAO WTF

[MattSmyth3000]

Protein.

[hallobaaaby]

not available in west Virginia.

[MrZxdemigodxZ]

she gets lonely lol

[MrBlackpancake]

did anyone else notice war hammer?

[krunkaintdead69]

Masculaute .... My house needs that.

[broadcastyourass1]

USE CONDOMS LOL!!! I was waiting a sweet commercial

[oglow100]

MASCULAT cleans protein stains and also can be used as a vibrator!!!

[juzz7777777]

funny shit

[EchoXxMcLovin]

"Shoot It In Every Load"

Haha xD!!

[zorbeysefer]

BIERBITZCH

[1234hdxy]

9:28 oh shit

[Beaststa197]

thumbs up if you think your mom should stop complaining and get masculout

[ChrisRobTV]

was this uploaded by a microwave

[madhawarock]

fucka !!!