T - Ho's Rules of Engagement - Tim Horton's

[Creepy000Corruption]

I love all the other Timmies workers here haha

[RifaiM]

the which donuts do you have? JUST happened to me in the drive thru .... annoying!!!

[pepperbunny14]

LOL this is so true I work at timmys and omg!!! this is exact representation!!

[petdog12]

u bitches are rude

[zackfair2232]

do u like me gypsy, i like you :P

[HaggisPowah]

haha good one! Just about the same attitude you get at some real Timmys :)

[CanadianArchon2011]

2:41 of my life, I'll never have back.

[ThenYouStand]

I work there. In Maine. These girls outfits are better then ours.

[RickySouthwell]

@ThenYouStand if you dont know the history of how tim hortons was started then i will tell you, it was started by a canadian hockey played named tim horton sometime in the 60's, he played for the toronto maple leafs and the buffalo sabers also one day a canadian billionare is gunna buy back all the tim hortons resturants and tim hortons will be a canadian owned franchise once again >;]

[landrykkb]

They're not too far from the truth here because you get some very ignorant & incompetent customers there at Timmies.Some just like to throw their weight around because they're bullies at heart.

[myfriendmylife]

At Tim Hortons, they draw smiley faces on your cup!

[ShuyuKoukin]

i love the godfather impersonation lol

[jbohler33]

In reality though hot teens don't work there, instead it's old-ass indian women with crappy English. In Toronto at least anyway.

[Ziteseve97]

@jbohler33 ottawa aswell

[3instantsmiles]

hahahha, my fav. video. 

[torylivingston]

I never noticed before, Penelope pocketed the 5 dollar bill in her brassiere :lol:

[sheephurrdurr]

that's why I bake and never have to speak with people :)

[stevepasternak]

its like when snl has a bad sketch, thats what the entire show is like...maybe one or two giggles worked into the whole thing.

[tweetyriddle]

i swear we should have some of these rules printed and handed out to the idiotic cutomers that ask them, i have almost been at Timmies for 5 years and after a while u just wanna tell some of the ppl what to do and say

[GnarlyCharlie2000]

I hated working at Tim Hortons. Worst job in the world.

[mazman21]

Really~

[DasPooperTrooper]

I actually work at Tim Hortons, and I HATE IT SO MUCH when some twat at drive through asks "What kind of _______s do you have?"

[BTC141]

That dark haired girl is sweet and her attitude turns me on. She can lick the icing off my doughnut anytime.

[gojenson]

@BTC141 i would wreck that.

[itsme956]

thisss iss amazzinngggg

itss isexactly what stupid costumers doo

[Master1Samsung]

If the chick on the left drank out of my cup.

I wouldn't mind.

[123qweasdfr4]

LMFAO THEY R SO FIRED!!

[janbas1]

super

[gerryono]

cloverfield reference is good, didn't get it until they said that

[Somaaganis]

They gotta bring back chocolate eclaires

[onebourbononescotch]

I worked at Tim Hortons a long time ago and not a day passed where I did not want to kill at least one customer.

[ddase2008]

@onebourbononescotch .......i currently work their and also feel that way

[xEP1CxKelnozZ]

yeah i work at Tims and i always have people ask for "Cheeseburgers" or "Mc nuggets" when they want a "breakfast sandwich" and "timbits"...

[Sakura06Chan]

I worked at Timmy Ho's for THREE YEARS, so this is awesome. And true. I had someone pay in the drive thru with a soup cup full of change FROM UNDER HIS SEAT. gross. Had Mennonite ladies make me count out FIFTEEN DOLLARS in pennies and dimes. Person I worked with spat in someone's coffee. He deserved it. Each store has about 15-20 types of donuts. it's insane to list them all....oh, how I could rant..

[Mika666777999]

The most funny part about it is it's true! I work there!

[KamiKazeBliss]

hmm not that funny

[KamiKazeBliss]

Hilarious in fact!

[thetequilanights]

As a Timmys Girl I total agree with this video lol

[brousseaua]

I worked at McDonalds and Tim Hortons.....this is so true!!!! Tim Hortons was the better place to work and the tea bisquits are not scones!

[iluvtwinkies22]

love you guys!!

[BoosDisneyFilms]

LOL! its sad bc its true and noo its not bought by starbucks.. btw I WORK THERE FULL TIMEE and out timmies doesnt take debt lmfao

[hkfan1980]

tim hortons is good :D

[xxkkxxkxk]

Large double double=Big Mac=KFC 3Pc Meal=DQ lg oreo flurry=stick of salted butter.

People, Canadians..do your arteries a favour...really.

[rkjpsn]

double-double equals stick of salted butter? are you stupid?

[xxkkxxkxk]

@rkjpsn ..ok, then a double-double = a cure for lukiemia. C'mon Canada Fats, its the little things in life that give you that jelly roll you are over-tightening your belts with. Dont be mistaken, we can see the coagulation...i think you can too.

[LeeannXLove]

@xxkkxxkxk  YOUR AN IDIOT

[Asialovin7391]

I'm a T-Ho myself and this is like my anthem

[HunterMann]

Update: There's good news & bad news.

Good: Time Horton's will remain open.

Bad news: Tim Horton's was bought by Starbucks of Canada.

[pcmr57]

Tim Horton's was not bought by Starbuck's!!! LOL. Where the hell did you get that??

[HunterMann]

My neighbor is a file clerk for a stock company and you'd be surprised who owns who.

Did you know that The Salvation Army owns millions in Chevron stock? And people give them their old appliances..

[aizlam]

this is really funny. but i think from now on i am not gonna ask 'what kinda donuts do you have' if i go drive through.

[hellopoko]

Yahhh actually I agree with these peoples on some things XD LIke when i worked at timmies there were always people fucking annoying me with mcdonalnds jokes and its true people are alil less exagerated but they are like that :P

[loucious22]

"What kind of donuts do you have?"

"We have get off your lazy fat butt and come inside to look for yourself kind of donuts"

lol, agreed.

[ribhkum]

ha ha i just watched 20 /20 they were doing a story on starbucks and managers preying on young workers . this one guy got caught and charged ! his name would you believe Tim Horton , in the states by the way!

[zimmawoman]

yeah this is so true the tim hortons people are so sassy

[motoman9477]

@zimmawoman Well you must of done something to make them that way..

[RKOABRAMSITO]

wata helll

[salamati7]

Bring back Air Farce!

[Robin444C]

rofl there so like that at my work ROFL!!!!!!!

[Barclay1950]

The two hot chicks and the POV style camera make me feel like this is some creepy porno

[dancelaridance]

Haha, I work at Tim Horton's and this video is so true! That is exactly what we complain about. And we don't eat the customers food or drink their donuts, lmfao!

[HunterMann]

Gosh, I sure hope you don't "drink their donuts". Get a real job!

[TheNilesEdge]

It's ... mostly students who work at Tim Horton's. Yeah. How bout that?

[motoman9477]

@TheNilesEdge Thats not true...

[lilshawty1397]

this is lame but very true

[talldude123]

Those ladies are cute! That one on the left can eat my food any day!

[savannah987]

We dont have any down here ): I live in Tennessee. Of course, WE have starbucks though ! :]

[BBennett1003]

tim hortons is a weird franchise. 3000 outlets is canada.... 400 in the states. not surprised that they havent quite stretched that far down the continent

[Buffalosabskis]

Yeah, they are only right by the boarder in the US. We have alot in Buffalo.

[Andokool12]

@Ramox3 you're*

[TheAbbyNormal]

lol at our Timmy's, we have like 5 lists posted of what donuts we have, just in case anyone in the drivethru asks. Ditto for soups

[toonmag50]

Im a brit who loves tea - drink loads but on holday to Canada -T Horton has converted me to the yankee juice-oh yes

[andrejouellette]

What is The Order of Canada really?

A large Tim coffee, double double (beurk!) and a box of Timbits!

-Saturday Night magazine 1990s.

Yankee juice! Ha! Love it.

Quote by favorite comedian George Carlin(1937-2008) on a rival of T.H.

'There is now a Starbucks in my pants.'

Had seen video of monkey/ourang-outang quenching his thirst...LMFAO!!

[toonmag50]

suggest the Order of Canada is fresh T.H yankee juice with BLT plus egg bagel-super yum yum. I know T Horton has a trade name for this bagel but I cant remember

[jmayson1]

B.E.L.T.!! Best sandwiches ever.

[HunterMann]

Yeah, I love MSG too...not!

[jmayson1]

Wtf are you getting msg from? Tims doesn't add it to their food or their drinks. They'd have to make that public because of food allergies - one of my best friends is allergic to msg and we had to find out.

And wtf is up with your attitude? If you don't like timmes don't go there. You don't have to watch the videos either. Troll.

[HunterMann]

Tim Hortons is closing next year, so it's really not worth arguing about.

[jmayson1]

@HunterMann lol I'd like to know where you're getting your facts.

[HunterMann]

The Discovery Channel.

[jmayson1]

@HunterMann lol very good, I'd like to know their affiliations with TDL, because I'm in the process of acquiring a franchise and have been involved for a long time. Carry on trolling, and don't have too much fun.

[HunterMann]

Really? Have they told you about their multi-level marketing program? Not yet? They will! The real money is not in having a franchise, it's having 30 sub-managers selling franchises for you.

[motoman9477]

@HunterMann Thats a rumor, and you know it...

[stelist4life0]

haha i love tim hortons! my cuz works there and its fun to make fun of him

[thatfatboiforu]

Well, the register has tripple tripple is on it and we have regular and skim milk. It's just kinda funny how this is when you work there. Although I work at a t ho's in the USA.

[mariettasingring]

IM SO SICK OF PEOPLE ORDERING SCONES! ITS CALLED A TEA BISCUIT! OMG! & if your ordering donuts please read the label instead of pointing and saying that one for an order of 24 donuts

[lemonrind]

The kind of tea buscuits that Tim Hortons sells are scones.

[Sakura06Chan]

@lemonrind there are the ham and cheese ones, which are more like scones, but the 'tea' biscuits there are not scones. not the British kind, anyway.

[Wospwosp]

This video is so good! The only thing i'm disappointed that they didn't mention, was that, at a lot of Tim Horton's, they don't accept debit. At mine, we only accept cash or mastercard. Every time I tell customers this though, they're like,"are you serious?" I just want to be like,"no, i'm just being an ass to you, because when I woke up, I woke up with then intention of ruining your day," And too many times people hand me their Visa card thinking it'll work after I tell them the no debit.

[landrykkb]

I've never been to a Tim Hortons where there was no debit accpted!Then again,I don't use debit cards anyway!

[martziano619]

are you dumb...do you actually think everyone knows all your choices of coffee...Not everyone is a loser , like the rest who works at Timmy's , so how should we know what you serve (COFFEE PLEASE).

[Mystical139]

i work at tim hortons and love these rules but i like triple triple, thats right have ur money ready at the window we have a timer and when u have all ur sh!t u are suppose to move that car of yours not chyll for an extra minute or so even if there are no cars behind u!:p thanks:)

[SlayerFaith]

@Mystical139 I hear you! i had a person count out in pennies nickels, dimes and like 2 quarters enough for a 12 donuts. then they waited for like a minute at the window after they got everything and played with their cd player with like six people behind them! next person told me our tim hortons was the slowest she had ever been to and i said thank you.....lol

[Ziteseve97]

lul, ppl complaing about customer service jobs....

[XuliusCaesar]

@Ziteseve97 they're shitty jobs. those that work them have the right to complain.

oh, and be nice to the people handling your food....they may not spit in your coffee but there ARE other ways of fucking with your food....not all of them you'll notice, either.

[Ziteseve97]

@XuliusCaesar i work customer service no need to tell me about it... i laugh cause if you dont like it get another job...

[XuliusCaesar]

@Ziteseve97 it's not always as easy as "just get another job".

so...you LIKE working customer service?

[Ziteseve97]

@XuliusCaesar yea, it is... unless you are a highschool drop out... and yes i do like my job

[XuliusCaesar]

@Ziteseve97 you're crazy.

[RickySouthwell]

@XuliusCaesar you prob never been to tim hortons before, but at tim hortons you can watch them make your food cus when they make your coffee or if they make you a sandwhich they do it right behind the counter where you pay for your order

[XuliusCaesar]

@RickySouthwell LOL @ never been to a tim hortons before. I have 3 timmies within walking distance from here.

[GermanShawteii]

omg i work at tims and the thing that annoys me the most is when people come to the drive thru and theyre like 6 medium triple triple with a stupid indian accent! we all make fun of themm!!!

[HeyMyNameIsLukas]

one time a guy came to drive thru, at 6pm and hes screaming "5baconbreakfast sandwhiches!!!!"

[nlaj92]

thats nothing, one time at like 9pm some guy came in nd started talking, he sounded and looked just like the old child molester guy on the show family guy, and he asked me for fried onion rings. he was not kidding.

[saharsharelo]

ahahah this is so truee!

yeah i work at tim hortons :D

[kappl099]

I do not agree with the "3 cream 3 sugar". I work at a Timmies and happen to like the easiness of "triple triple!"

[durres21]

Its a joke.

[Richurrd]

lol triple triple is even on the register

[nintenj09]

Was just thinking that

[SovereignofSilence]

Wow, I had no idea some people try to order big mac's at Tim's. Man, I should try that one day...I'd prb risk getting my coffee spit in or my doughnut half-eaten though lol

[rockchick10114]

i work at tim hortons and yea, ppl are so dumb

but i live in the US one, so theyre not THAT dumb :)

[PaninaroAurora]

0:41 -- She took a drink out of the CUSTOMER'S coffee!

[durres21]

And she takes a bite of the Honey Cruller.

[mcpherson17]

amen

[y100269]

Medium triple triple = 1.28

Honey Crueller = 0.89

Total 2.17

Cash 5.00

Change 2.83

[shazzyzang30]

lmao i work at tim hortons and i actually found this funny xD

it's so true though, some customers are really annoying and stupid.

[mischief13]

what kind of donuts do you have?

[joeb0]

Look on the website

Apple Fritter, Blueberry Fritter Doughnut, Dutchie Doughnut, Chocolate Dip, Pumpkin Spice, Old Fashion Plain, Old Fashion Glazed Doughnut, Chocolate Glazed, Sour Cream Plain, Cherry Chocolate Bloom, Maple Crunch, Strawberry Bloom, Boston Cream,

Strawberry Vanilla, Strawberry, Blueberry, Canadian Maple, Walnut Crunch and Honey Cruller.

[mischief13]

lolll It was a joke I think, I go to Timmys all the time, love their honey glazed timbits!!

[joeb0]

I know, lol. I was just putting it out there for those who don't know the flavours.

[GoldenHarp19]

if u only knew how they were made :)

[stevencanman]

You guys are still sellin the Pumpkin Spice? Jeez, we moved on to the C.C.B. already...

[joeb0]

I just listed the stuff from the website.

[landrykkb]

@shazzyzang30 And just from the Tim Hortons I go to,there's some customers who talk down to the TImmies employees like they own them because of a little mistake.Get over it,it takes mere seconds to correct the mistake if you're patient.

[techwiz81]

this is so inacurate. those two are way smarter than any real timmies employees

[Kerosecstacy]

The Tim's I worked at had this one lady that came in and asked for nine and a half timbits... we forever called her the timbit lady (among some less flattering names).

One thing I always hated was people holding their hands out for their change, real impatient like, and it's a damn penny!

[priestpilot]

Yeah the big mac thing is lame. I hate drive thru, I personally think it should be abolished, but that's just me. I always try to have my money ready. I'm guilty of counting my money, however I never know the final price so I usually memorize them and have the exact change ready in advance. It happens though that I order something new, then I hold all my change in my palm, and take about 5 seconds to count.

[Leafsfanno2]

well 5 seconds isnt bad its the ppl who take like 30- a min and they kill the drive thru times.

[blondeeboo]

agreed!

[JacobReesor]

Ha Ha Ha that's so funny but don't they say at the end ( he never shut up ) mabe not but that's what I remember but supper funny XD

[Princess030589]

lmao!

[bmruze01]

LOL ROFL HAHAHAHA This was great!

[futrao]

haha i work timmys too lol i hate when they go and say i was a triple triple and then afther you push the bottom they say with 2% milk ,then you gotta go 3sugar and 3 milk so the runners knowsi hate it.but love this video lol

[medical31]

if you ever work at one as long as i have , its so true what they are saying..

lol

[qkr19]

funny

[lardosucks]

try working at one where all the tourists from new bunswick come across the ns border. its horrid

[roguemutt]

try working at one where all the tourists from everywhere come across the canadian/american border.....horrid is not the word!

[blondeeboo]

niagara falls!

[tvsunnykumar]

well it was very funny,and at 2.04 she was "we carry tea biscuits not scuns",can any one tell me what is mean by scuns.

[mottledbrain]

She says "scones", pronounced "scons", an english tea biscuit

[devo99uk]

Scones are not biscuits.

[mottledbrain]

Well are they similar? I haven't had one in decades and 'tea biscuit' is the closest description I could think of.

[devo99uk]

More Tea Bread (see wiki).

[Blacklabpuppy3]

HAHA I wish my Timmy's would do this :D

[JewelBlueIbanez]

It's funny 'cause it's true. And for goodness sake, PAY ATTENTION SO YOU DON'T MISS THE ORDER BOX!

[roguemutt]

lmao i know it or park so far away you can't hear them and they have to shout....i still laugh at the parts where she takes a drink from his coffee and bites his donut lmao

[doobedoo22]

Excellent. And for dessert, have a look at the Dane Cook rant about working in the Burger King drive-thru.

[roguemutt]

asa fomer coffee shop employee i find this hilarious lmao

[bee261990]

haha soo funny! but some of its soooo true fricken come inside if you want to know what kind of damn doughnuts we have!

[marcxxmaverick]

lol. yeah. it must have been busy there. mine is like in the middle of the suburbs. i actually do nothing and they havent fired me.

[dannykim100]

thats great!!

[joshscott911]

where can i find the skit of one of the actors saying stuff about stupid commercial on tv

[Misune]

oh man

this is so true.

[moviefreak69]

omg... besides the triple triple bit... that is so true, sandwich orders in drive thru are the worst

[lulumanmanhihi]

Hah! I agree with this video 100%! (Well, minus the triple triple joke). But everything else is my biggest pet peeves from working at timmies!

[charbizzar]

hahaha..that facebook group was banned from my work!

[MaDnessIV]

FYI, it IS a Triple/Triple, there's a button on the register for it.

Don't waste time saying 3 cream 3 sugar, we have to go through customers as fast as possible.

[oceanmaid]

It was the same at mine. Also we had 2% milk, skim milk, and chocolate milk.

[3dwardXP]

i dunno i say 2 cream 4 sugar pretty quickly, and i always say the cream and sugar because ive gotten vice versa many times, and believe me when you like 4 sugar and you get 4 milk and 2 sugar its pretty gross.

[marcxxmaverick]

i work at tims.

i love this :)

[charmzkie]

I want to work in that Tim Hortons. Lol.

Wish we could do that to customers for real though.

[tvor101]

LMAO! wow my tim hortons did that too! except we made codes instead of rules! all on facebook! wow we still use the codes too! haha

[sweettemptation21]

oh my god ...

that facebook group was born at my tim hortons!!!!!!! lol

my superviser and i came up with the idea when working drive thru one night ... I can't believe they did this, it's so hilarious, I love it!!!!!!!