Learn Tagalog!

[MK3B4YV6]

hahaha.....Some really usefull tagalog phrases there! ;-)

Ay!!! Ipis !!!

I hope someone can help me with the following:

Someone wrote "ano ba ako sayo" to me. What does that mean? Google does not translate it properly!

And.....please be serious ;-)

Thanks y´all !!

[christinDimatulac026]

you're non-sense....!!!!!! magtuturo ka nalang wala pang kwenta..!!!! kaya ambabaw ng tigin sa ating mga pilipino eh....

[TheloniousKeys781]

Finally a language instructor who understands that we can't learn a thing unless he's lying on his bed half-naked.

It's the sexual tension that gets the job done.

[daniyellowjello]

Lol...I said the first one so loud & I know I have Filipino neighbors. T_T 

[ffffffern]

aaaayy ipiiiis!!

[MEKLAFIR]

He's hot.

[Raidrunners]

namatay ka

[asehastly]

Hanep sa pagtuturo ah!

First sentence pa lang approve na...

[Tlody08]

I'llkick u in the nuts haha

[Tlody08]

Ang umm

[scarletgirl7]

You're Hella funny!!!

[jomailaliamoj]

@MrCapKid ur right, loads of different cultures. so i really cannot say whats the single distinctive trait to recognize one as a filipino. I am a filipino, cos i am born and raised here, but the features i have is soo mixed up. they say original filipinos are the dark short ones with rounded knows, curly hair, thick lips for short the aetas but those also decended from africans right. hehe educate me if im wrong.=)

[MidiPunk]

How do you say 'Don't fuck with me I only learned a few phrases to be respectful'?

[Bernytheplayboy]

well, I have to admit the shortest distance was the easiest one to learn: "Hindi ako tanga, baka ikaw." The longer the sentence, the harder it is to learn

[ScolarshipBoy1984]

 ur a bakla

[omar5518]

babaabababa bababaa?

[willzurmacht]

brakalakalakal makalaka kekeke aiakapaiak

[MrOldskoolgamez]

Nakakaiba ang mga sentences sa lesson mo! HAHAHA Sana hindi ko kailangan gamitin.

[jonnpenn]

mataba ka ba? oo o hindi?

[july071992]

ukininam baboy!

[RElouhila]

Tagalog is hilarious even without anything but sound itself.

[dahomelessdancer]

I decided to look on youtube to try and learn some tagalog

I'm having a seizure, this is excellent

[manuel16janica]

sisipain ko ang bayag mo. LOL tangina nitong lalaking to.

[CharlesTristesse]

Not helpfully

[flyinyeti]

hey man can you do a learn bisaya for us whities please !!! hahahah love your work

[Then1ko0]

HOW DO YOU SAY? THIS FAT DUDE TALKING LIKES EATING BALLSACKS? XD

[misterurz]

@Then1ko0 "ANG NAGSASALITANG MATABANG LALAKENG ITO AY MAHILIG KUMAIN NG BAYAG. XD"

[naturelover1029]

sa dami ng pwedeng gamitin na sentences, bakit yang mga yan pa ang napili mo? parang binababoy mo na ang salita namin..GAGO!!!

[usernameisrobert]

what a useless video...u think ur funny ha?...dont waste peoples time that actually want to learn tagalog... ass...

[flyinyeti]

@usernameisrobert dude relax and have a joke or two learn language is stressful

[dahomelessdancer]

@usernameisrobert WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? "HINDI AKO MATANDANG MANYAKIS!" - THIS IS PERFECT, JUST WHAT I NEEDED!

[ellejuss07]

LMFAO SO RANDOM!

[chowdieh]

wala ka na bang ibang sentence kuya????????

[AggamenoT]

this video is fucking useless

[Herbie1601]

this guy is a motherfucking asshole!

[deadhardy]

tagalog sounds like shit

[ge2298]

@deadhardy if your gonna fucking comment on videos why did you search tagalog? just fuck off bitch.

[ShawnMichaelsFan2009]

@deadhardy putang ina mo ulol! fuck who you represent!!!

[hardstylemanga16]

@greenpinoy - WTF??? thats basic but thats so cruel!

ahahaha your making a mess, if americans came in philippines and they will only do what have you teached to them....

filipino's will get angry haha XD

[hardstylemanga16]

@markston92 - yes it has a relation because malay's have been part of filipino culture you shld know that...

[gracealone21]

i'll kick you in the nuts ahahahahahha

[silverwing1998]

nakatapak ako ng tae ng kabayo

in english i steped on hourse shit

[xoJemistryRocksxo]

kakatawa yung unang sentence xD hahaha!

[blasteris1]

sisipain ko bayag mo HAhahaa

[ImRaynier]

I saw this vid years ago

glad i foudn it again

:DDDD

[mychal513]

HAHAHA bakit ka nasa boxers mo ja-an?

[PingGuerrero]

nice examples for a basic... lol

[zusomoyukona]

pareng juggy.

[zusomoyukona]

paring juggy.

[StephaneGrappelli]

nakpakapakapakapakapakapakapak­apakapakapakapakapaka

[chorvaqueen]

roflmao on the first sentence!

[TiN0350]

LOL 

[bubbles17455]

good teacher---but need more things like----where are the shops-----where can i get a hotel-----can i get a taxi please----how much is that t-shirt-----would you like a drink--where can i change some money please----which wat is it to jollibee----lol---but ur a good teacher-----funny tooo-----bubbles--

[roguemale57]

@bubbles17455

where are the shops? Nasaan ang syaping senter

where can i get a hotel? Saan ako kukuha ng otel

can i get a taxi please? Paki lang gusto ko ng taksi

how much is that shirt? Magkano ang kamisadentro

would you like a drink? gusto mo ba ng inumin

where can i change some money? saan ako magpalit ng pera

I'm only learning myself but, this is correct.Jollibee is like mac donalds in the philippines

[bubbles17455]

@roguemale57 Hi---thanx for that lesson----take cr---bubbles-

[herewithyou1]

your a good teacher!!

[chargeboy]

OMG ROTFLMAO

[kairi7101]

nakatapak ako ng tae ng kambing.in english:i stepped on goat shit!awesome...i'm gonna go to school one day nd tel everyone that it means welcome to McDonalds!

haha!being a clueless english pinoy,i got alot 2 learn...

[ilikemonkeys100]

how do you say the nga word. how would you spell it out for a person who doesnt speak filipino?

[kispirin21]

KLAMOY

[misspinay181]

haha ur funny!

[miikaayaya707]

LMFAO! your amazing



[zhelle0990]

bwahahhahahahha.. why are you using weird examples? XD where did you get those??

[chaosbib]

@zhelle0990 this is some jokes ! :D Filipino funny jabs!

Mga pambara

[donfulcher1]

Saan ka nakatira?

[nazreyes]

Dude, you had me ROFLMAO! You call THAT "proper" Filipino??? I know SARCASM when I see/hear one LMAO

[1988430]

ugly language.

[TheIkawatay]

TAGA-ILOG LANGUAGE...

[pcjordan23]

Im full filipino and i dont know taglog or basait or however you spell btw im basait not taglog

[mikk0727]

great.. now the only thing my white friend knows how to say is that she stepped on goat shit.

[psYnel]

why would I ask others to scratch my eyes?

[CaptainJumar]

AY!!! IPIS!!

taeng mga lesson yan, =))

[nnoorriikkaattee]

kaloka ! proper ba yan ? " hindi ako matandang manyakis !!

waaa ! isturyahee nmo dong !!

[angrut]

Do you really need to repeat it twice??!! Fuck that dosen't sound right! Sounds like a stupid language!!

[bubziiful]

what the?! proper tagalog?! lol =) haha

[maspangetkatalaga]

ayy ipis!! hahaha xD

[xShinaXUchihax]

I'm part Fillipino but I don't know Tagalog... So I showed this to my mom and she jumped and looked at me wired when she heard the first sentence. XD!!!!!!!!!

[johan270571]

ang bobo mo

[joshane143]

bading ka ba?

[cherrymae1212]

HAHAHAHA...

[hikaruuiokai]

ipakamot ba ang mata ahahahaa

[chica476]

"DieSP", short for "Schuetzpinoy" (defence pinoy), the fillipino division of the Waffen-SS.

[Altairezio11]

hey na hindi nararapat!

[markston92]

I think some Malay word has a similarity to Tagalog

Ex. Kambing = goat same in Malay Mata= Eyes same in Malay

 Aku= Me/ I Same in Malay

and many more

[rEnzCoOn]

@markston92 tagalog is related to malay. check tagalog on wikipedia.

[daybreak4491]

@rEnzCoOn yes but filipino is the first lanugauge then it separated in indonesia and malaysia

[Honky3]

@markston92 Yeah, they are related. Same language family. Which means, once upon a time, all your ancestors used to hang out together before they spread out across Southeast Asia and their language gradually diverged.

Another similar word is "langit". It's "heaven" in Tagalog and I think it's "sky" in Malaysian or Indonesian or both.

[ge2298]

@markston92 cool. are you filipino?

[markston92]

@ge2298 nah malaysian :)

[jomailaliamoj]

@markston92 yes ur right because malays are also ancestors of filipinos our language has its roots from spanish, chinese and malays. =)

[HisAsianAngel7]

The very first sentence made me laugh so hard. XD

[adoborulez]

o my goodness...

[averagehomosapien]

The most important filipino phrase you could ever learn is "ay! Ipis!"? That made me laugh so hard. Especially because you said it so straight-faced.

[StarSkeez89]

mahal na mahal kita!! siiiike!! your phunny

[SuzumiyaHaruhi0]

God Bless You

Christe Eleison

Kyrie Eleison

Crux Fidelis

Semper Fidelis

Steven Pasaporte Garcia

United States Marine

Esprit De Corps

United States Marine Corps

[orgasmosis]

what's pek pek , torjack, jer jer and salsal mean?..ambot

[brawlers09]

pek pek means pussy

torjack means handjob

jer jer and salsal means blowjob

[blkfther]

sal sal jack off lol

[blkfther]

i mean sal sal means jack off

[pattycapistrano]

kahiya. :"|

[1millionRamen]

wahaha nyc again !!

[pointkids21]

this video shouldn't be here is just a waste of space

[EmperorsClub]

any asian girl cam girl site is all pinays. i practice tagalog speaking to them (typing the words more like). they're mostly nice girls, not putas like one would assume. just practice tagalog by talking to them in free chat.

[ASIANJELLO]

that is true! most filipinos say ay! ipis or ipas lol

[misseryB]

Wow I'm half filipino and don't speak tagalog, but when the last phrase about the Ipis came I KNEW WHAT IT WAS. I was terrified of those things when I was in The Philippines as a child. Always screamed "ay ipis! Iiiiipiiis!" while showering cuz they where everywhere.

[LostInMusic749]

im filipino and i speak german

[underneathmyskin]

tanginang tao toh! walang magawa ng matino! ampota!

[moncmon]

dude this is not for everyone.. what if some kids saw this video and learned it from you? Maan..

hey for someone who wants to learn proper modern Tagalog i can help you. Just send me a message or comment. i'd be glad.

[phazeorange]

bonggang bongga bong bong! hahahaha! oo nga!!

gaydar tingling!!

[mafuuchan]

XD kulang na lang pati ung ibang kababuyan turo mo XD

[Unit3d5]

hindi ko maintindihan ito...

[cyianite]

iba ata accent nya.. gay linggo ata tinuturo nya... yari k kay bonggang bongga bong bong

[iloveyoury]

turo mo naman ung putang ina mo .. hahahha

[oompalo0mpa]

hahahaahaha.... ay ipis!!! =))

[floydogenic]

you are amazing haha!

[smoothieschocolate]

shouldve taught the publice better stuff than this shit... its not evey useful for daily conversation..

[graceomerez19]

kambing pronounced as kam-beeng

not kam-bheng

[putangfable]

i step is goat shit LOL

[cassanovadamsle]

lol "Ay! Ipis!!!" xDDDD

[YeeItsDan]

PEK PEK MO

[klaytoris1]

makati ang pwet ko,paki kamot nga tapos amuyin mo daliri mo.

[double081]

GAGO NMN ATA UNG BAKLA NA ETO

[Sunako008]

wth your teaching them kalokohan

[agduduma11]

B W I S I T !!!!

Nakaka irita ka!

[lapatameow]

hahahaha

[nishalyn]

To make it clear 'Kalabaw' proper english translation is 'Water buffalo'

Kalabaw is not an english word at all!

So when this dude said about kalabaw he actually meant "Does Cow milk taste good'.

[TheBacket]

you are stupid.... Karabow is what we call water bufallo ok so.... stfu

[astigxfantasticx]

eh transalation neto.. MUKA KANG GAGONG PUTANG INA--- oh !

[MrXXCursedXx]

I'm not stupid either... maybe you are, lol asshole...!

[AiwAnTahZaiU]

..-haha kakatuwa ung nagsasalita...hehehe...

..-mukang tanga lang...

..-no offense...peace bro....

[carmelo1020]

hindi ka nga tanga.bading ka naman.^^

[bjandzeigh]

bading ba 'to?

[donnyab]

the guy is fucking great...keep em coming !!!

[kongkolou]

Aking kambing nahulog maysakit. Siya ay may HIV virus.

[adiksadiatabs]

lol. nahulog maysakit.

[chamachuchi]

in bisaya: "nakatunob ko og tae sa kanding"..........

lol

[kongkolou]

Lalaki: Gusto mo bang mag-asawa sa akin?

Babae: Sorry. Ako ay umiibig sa iyong mga kambing.

Kambing: Oo. Kami ay mayroon ng isang anak na babae.

[chamachuchi]

what?! kanding means goat....

some of ur sentnce doesn't fit..

[killua21550]

"kambing" not kanding

[kongkolou]

Aking mga kambing ay may magandang boses. Siya ay maaaring kantahin 'my heart will go on'.

[kongkolou]

Ako makatarungan may-asawa na may isang kambing..(huhuhu sorry 4 my bad language- still newbie).

[killua21550]

you just said "Im a justified, have a wife that owns a sheep" WTH?

[barukot]

mukakang tae ng kambeng

[barukot]

hoy pango tumahimika. mukakang bading hahahahahahahaaaahh

[marumoro]

LAST ONE = SO TRUE

[ProfessorZedriks]

gago!

LOL

[jonathansg1rl]

wow

[thelie9]

HAHAHA Ay! Ipis! SOOOO TRUE.

[grace89ytube]

hey everyone chek out my page!

i teach tagalog,speak abit of arabic and just posted a video of me speakin italian :)

[Warrex00]

i'm i really goin to say all of dose shit!!!! anyways.....SALAMAT PO!!!!

[aBunainOhiTO]

hahhaaa.. nice one dude.. anata honto okashii .. gambatte yo

[magiccaloy1972]

hindi yata masyadong magagamit yung mga itinuro mo igan.

[makoZgetlost]

thats was crazy... lol ampota... hehehhee you should teach some words that they can use

[Kingparaiso]

r u gay

[melovesskandar]

prang tanga lang e. puro kalokohan nmn yang tinuturo mo e. sna wag mo sila turuan ng mga mura.

[kim1and1janiah]

thanks na learn ako joke hehe alam ko nayan

[wakamachulet]

tagalog- japanese

panget=kamukamo

pogi= kamukako

kotse ko= otokoto

[shadowsofdream]

awesome dude now i can tell those to my girl friend

[hommage101]

Go Manny Pacquiao. if it wasn't for him i wouldn't even know where the Phillipines was.

[Snowee]

Could I learn how to say some polite things? It's not like I'm going to go around asking everyone to scratch my ass. How do we say, "How are you?" Kamusta? and "It's a nice day." "Have a nice day". etc.

[mZanne1805]

Hi. I'm a Filipino.

You can say

how are you=Kumusta ka?

It's a nice day=Maganda ang araw na ito.

Are you okay?=Ayos ka lang ba?

I'm fine,thanks=Ayos lang ako. Salamat.

Feel free to ask anytime!!:)

[greatwhitenord]

Thanks a lot! This might help me out next time I go to the "rub n' tug"

[miceypoo]

this is stupid, im looking real tagalog but all I find is juvenile foolishness. Whyare Americans so amused by toilet humour

[Sansalon]

i agree, besides, his tone so soft it makes me feel gay

[grace89ytube]

nice video kakatawa

oh hey guys i've just started posting video..

check out my page :)

[janasmea46]

lol