joanna newsom

[bacholerno2]

This is the most retarded shit I have come across in my life, I don't know what's more annoying, the fact you think people want to see this, or how utterly vain you are.

[fruitskeletons]

This video is disgraceful. I don't think I've ever seen something so painful in my life.

[gitchigoomi]

@fruitskeletons Really.  How many actual Joanna Newsom videos have you watched?

[ikindahateu]

OMG people are freaking out like if she striped or something!

[serenadescandal]

scene kids begging for attention going "look at me! i can mime something alternative, therefore i must be indiviudal" get back to your fucking youmeatsix you silly little whore.

[xXmegaRoryXx]

why choose this song to mime too?

[YangNewsom]

emo

[DCGM]

Imitation [including mime] is the sincerest form of flattery...down with the humourless superfans, so keen to protect 'their' Joanna! This is funny, and hot too.

JN is the greatest talent I've come across in a VERY long time.

[hobosapiens]

cutie girl. are u still there ?

[brebrebreburd]

ew.

[Omgeekness]

Why would this get 67k views seriously? 

[gitchigoomi]

@Omgeekness Because the girl is cute and funny.

[katatastrophe33]

Wow, you need to go away. Seriously. This isn't funny, nor is it cute. At all.

[gitchigoomi]

I love reading all the panicked, Libtard, Joanna Newsom fans trying to pretend that this girl is not hot, and that she hasn't nailed the parody perfectly.

[Implosiony]

@gitchigoomi Parody? What?

[psychedallas]

why this just seems lame

[dubsteppinJack]

whats with the stupid ass whorey dancing to joanna newsom? thats definitely not how joanna would look act or dance... you just disrespected a very very talented person... fuck you

[gitchigoomi]

@dubsteppinJack Joanna Newsom acts like a slow-witted flirt (see Melanie Griffith, Brittany Murphy) and it's all an act. This girl has provided the perfect parody. Open your mind, Liberal.

[dustymsays22]

I really like this song, this video is awkwardly-epitomable an uncomfortable to watch. Again great choice for song though.

[aarossell]

fucking bitch. ugly fucking talentless bitch. You're not cute.

[phukmylife]

0:43  does the song say

"i killed my dinner with karate. kick'em in the face, taste the body, shallow---work, is the work i do''?

[fersureXmaybeX]

@phukmylife Yes, yes it does.XD

[Prankster10001]

why are you doing multiple myspace poses.... in a video...

[PartyBoy64]

Gah what the fuck is this fix your hair then you would be beautiful.

[primusmrknowitall]

lol

[colonforsecs]

Yes, you do suck.

[warmerstill]

what is this



[PouletteForeverDur]

It's funny how most comments think she's actually singing hahaha....

[DucoNonDucor]

ew scene chicks.

[Beyoncechrisjonas]

kinda of odd lol...dont no how to respond..good or bad..ill jus say neutral

[dinoloverXP]

what is the point to this video? to make yourself look like a horseeeee...?

[spectacularsuprize]

Wow girlfriend, you are putting this song to shame. It looks like you are trying to convince yourself to have sex, with yourself. Not cute.

[luvs2spoug]

can i please please PLEASE have your number?? i would love to mate with you. . . . .931-239-5704

[joannahewson]

lol

[sovie7]

You're so happy :)

bless

[HiThereMyNameIsAnon]

die

[taxtherich]

haha don't listen to the haters ;D

[erikisPSYCHO]

Why?!

[drakers7685]

great video!

It made me laugh, you are plugged into tthe Newsome vibe

[ohfeverhead]

@drakers7685 only someone who didn't know how to spell her last name would have that opinion

[fugithekid]

i was really hoping your parents would walk in on you at the end.

[LostGreying]

what the fuck

[trainheist]

why is this happening

[kimberlywoetzel]

you are mental. you are such a crap.

go back to your 4 poster bed

and kill yourself. for the humanity. for every of us.

thanks.

do it

do it.

die

die

motherf...er die.

[gitchigoomi]

This girl has not logged on in more than a year, and probably has no idea that she has generated 61K+ hits and an incredible controversy. BTW, the video is absolutely brilliant.

[TibtheBear]

omg stop looking at yourself, jesus christ, i want to murder you, MURDERRRRRRRRR, why dont you film your self rubbin it while your at it...

oh and also, you look like a troll/ my brother

[xBenxBlazex]

not a very good video

but she's still sexie

[sanichiwa]

the point of this is that shes trying to look sexy by making it look like shes being silly

[VerucaSalt79]

HIPSTERS RUIN EVERYTHING!

[MyLadyofGenki]

..... I think maybe it would be a good idea to never do this again.

[natmic92]

??????? why?

[bermanator1989]

this chick is staring at herself the whole time....

i dont understand

[scotchy91]

The only reason I didn't close this quicker was because I noticed something about Justin Bieber and decided that needed closing first.

[gitchigoomi]

Sexiest girl on Youtube.

[seetheeoceen]

16 bit-shallow



[cistemaperrrio7]

the best part of this video are the comments below

[iwouldve]

everyone has these moments i guess.

[0606459]

prick

[kirkheron]

I am not going to comment on how you look because that is a horrible thing to do. What I will do is wonder how or why you thought it might be a good idea to put a video like this in a position to be seen by more people than yourself. I will continue to wonder this until I close this internet window and then I'll wonder why I took any of my already pathetic time to comment on it.

[gitchigoomi]

@kirkheron Dude. She's smoking hot and talented. Deal with it.

[jakkelyd]

@kirkheron Excellent articulation word for word on how I feel when I stumble across bizarre videos like this.

[gitchigoomi]

@kirkheron If you think there's ANYTHING wrong with the way this girl looks, you must be a gay male, a jealous female, or a far-left loonbag Joanna Newsom fan whose pissed off that she's being so creatively mimicked.

[kirkheron]

@gitchigoomi I didn't say there was anything wrong with the way she looks. Do you know how to read?

[altDIY]

u suck?

awesome!

[Aphex1son]

i approve of this video

props to you, girl

[lgommans]

Wow this must be so embarrassing for you. It feels like something that was recorded on hidden camera by a mean sibling and put on youtube to humiliate you. If that's not what happened, then really, what were you thinking. Also what were you thinking when you got that haircut?

[undertakerMark87]

why is your chin so big? and why are you trying to make this song sexy little boy with doughball tits?you look like a moron. its insulting..you clearly dont understand.

[gitchigoomi]

@undertakerMark87 Another loving comment from a liberal member of the party of peace.  Boy, you love-the-world types can be awfully nasty.

[AFestiveFestival]

this video is in the clouds - shallow video.

[101RiseAgainst]

You are one wonderful looking girl

And dont hate on this girl

Joanna Newsom is true and does what ever comes to mind because this world is free

Yet your unsulting this girl

For doing what ever comes to mind ...hmm

[Mattybloke]

what the hell is this

[PANdemicWITCH]

Did you know.. You have the right to take this video off. Just a thought.

[PANdemicWITCH]

You have the right to take this video out. Would you please?

[MissFamoo]

Try doing something you're good at.

[supersamo95]

i just vomited?

[gitchigoomi]

@supersamo95  Are you asking us or telling us?

[supersamo95]

@gitchigoomi I think I did.

[gitchigoomi]

This girl is brilliant. She's highlighting the Joanna Newsom farce, i.e., hot girl gets away with low talent and acting retarded because of her looks. Nailed it!!!!!

[restlessthings]

worst shampoo commercial ever. go do your homework.

[squazz]

Poser

[GamelessOne]

odd

[cornishguilt12]

this is HILARIOUS! but not in a good way..

[pomadaenpomo]

kill this idiot .........

[godspeeed]

why do you exist? i can't tell if you're kidding or not, but you look like an idiot either way. enjoy the rest of middle school!

[DennisAndNiallMusic]

@godspeeed words cannot even describe how awful your comment was man, your pretty evil, to ask why someone exist, who the hell are you? why do you exist? and how can you say she looks like an idiot? your an asshole dude and your getting nowhere with your fucking attitude.

[DrivebyProductions]

If I ever saw someone jerking their head around that much I'd call an ambulance for fear they were epileptic suffering a seizure.

tl;dr Kill Yourself

[Uberdood01]

the song is about at dominant female, trying to get her lover into a group that she runs with. In my point of view this video kind of plays out how the song is, in the way that she dances in a form of teasing, and the emo-ish kind of look implies she runs with a more rebelious kind of group. Listen to the lyrics.. you will understand, or this could just be my opinion..Either way, I like this video, volume could be better though :P

[denenatse]

oops, good job!

[denenatse]

oops, good job!

[denenatse]

godd job. haha

[GreedIsYourGod]

Ignore them, you're a cutie and you know it!

[lumosluna]

Please stop touching your hair. PLEASE. x

[AlleyaHanifa]

you look like Sherina, an Indonesian singer. but she's way better than you -_-

what the hell are you doing?

[myteevc15]

You even have her lip movements down! So romantic.

[aeorta5]

i dont really understand why everyone is so mad. i love joanna newsom but i dont see this as insulting her. her hair does make her look like a crazy tramp but..... eh whats it to all of you? jesus. lay the hell off.

[delayedreaction]

This is fucking painful!

[PooEater37]

Why do all you camgirls stare at the damn monitor?? U look stupid...stare at the camera...... oh and this sucked.....stop doing these... T or GTFO

[alesianoel]

awkward...

[mitria747]

EPIC FAIL xD

[talyalynn]

well...this is weird

[yatters2174]

i think u did great :)

[giantsinthesea]

I don't get the posing.

[alexhashoteyes]

i'd hit it. nice cleavage! and you look like JN

[dincz]

@battlemask - no you missed it. She's actually making fun of Joanna Newsom.

[ilovemartel123]

hahaha cute!

[kcidx]

I love Joanna Newsom. And you're hot. But I can't help but laugh my ass off @LizCookmans comment. LOL.

[LizCookman]

you are a massive loser. True story.

[randykawasaki]

Well done sweetheart for having a laugh - and exposing all the hatred and misogyny. So many sad people out there with a humour by pass.

We think its great and I know JN loves the clip.

[Radiodoug]

well cute :)

[ben030103]

Look man, it just freaks me out.

[lanerant]

hmmm, a little chair dancing 16 year old nightie-bound cleavage lip syncing to JN? I've got no problem with that...

[IainRockss]

This song and trying to be sexy is just weird. I hope your hair gets better

x

[robohomo]

what an unfortunate haircut

[putlimeinthecoconut1]

@robohomo ha dude i agree so badly. I love how she loves herself tho, lol she staring at herself. its as if shes attracted to herself :S

[omnise]

@putlimeinthecoconut1 better than being repulsed by yourself. and people wonder why we have eating disorders and suicides and school shootings.

[putlimeinthecoconut1]

@omnise ha well im guessing ur a dude that likes her "stuff" not her, or maybe ur her and made a new account :P for someone to be that vain to put a video up of themselves acting like an idiot and think ppl want to watch it then well.............. yeh lmfao

[omnise]

@putlimeinthecoconut1 yeah, like people NEVER do that here on youtube, posting videos of themselves acting like morons. people REALLY never posts comments on youtube videos they dont like anyway to make themselves sound like an idiot either. now THAT would just be ridiculous!!! besides, the difference between this video and being vain is being an idiot and feeling good about yourself, and being perfect and miserable.

[putlimeinthecoconut1]

@omnise dude maybe you should calm down a little, ur sorta obsessed with this girl.

[omnise]

@putlimeinthecoconut1 besides, as for who wants to watch it, i think the current 58,000+ reviews speak for themselves

[omnise]

@robohomo screw you. i like the haircut.

[gitchigoomi]

@robohomo Leave it to a guy who calls himself "robohomo" to find ANYTHING wrong with this incredibly cute girl.

[crytotheangels89]

@robohomo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA +10000000

[robohomo]

you look dumb

[cathalcom]

this is funny and strange. and you're really hot whether you intended that or not...

[harryistbtf]

kewtie! hehehe i alwaez do dis when joanna cums on my lappy (: x

[clapjamjunction]

yikes....but i'd still hit it...and so would dale earnhardt.....like a wall!

[ewscrotum]

you look dumb

[DaniAlKhalifa]

Get the hell off you tube you idiot

[double0bum]

embarrasing

[missbuda]

i dont get it. whats the point again?

[stoneofwonderland]

just. stop.

[allypanic]

yumyum

[tillieandabi159]

you ruin joanna newsome for me.

[BWilliamsAA7237]

you're not Joanna Newsom but I'd still bang your frame so holler at me

[hereisasix]

hell yeah. nice.

[Palafico3]

lol. she's just joking. jusus christ stop critiizing her.

[sdmf121]

my god youre full ofyourself.. thats not even you singing, and youre not even pretty enough to be full ofyourself and get away with it

[CaffeinatedCassadie]

Why did you put yourself through that? Is it repressed childhood memories? Is this your cry for help?

...damn that was bad.

[ben030103]

i didn't say she should take the video down because it sucks and i hate her. i was saying she should take it down because keeping it up is masochistic.

[rellickZ]

Cuuuuuuuuuute!

[ohthehumanity612]

i wonder what them titties look like?

[Mushman34]

So much negativity. Kid's just trying to have a little fun. No-one's forcing you to watch it. I can see no offence in this whatsoever.

[poophead3456]

Keeping this video on youtube can't be good for your self-esteem.

[ben030103]

why do you want people to hate you so much? i mean you're getting close to 50,000 people here, a good 98% of whom think you're a moron--is it like masochism or something? i mean really just take the fucking video down dude. you're making me sad.

[yaxowx]

Why should she take it down? Why do you care? She's lipsyncing to an awesome song, whats wrong with that? I actually enjoyed this video.

[gauntstory]

UBER FAIL

[ericjames810]

FAIL.

[katiebabyxox95]

what the fuckk?

[sallybites]

the worst

[underjunk]

Just use a mirror and spare us your webcam

[branpar87]

Best fucking comment. Ever. What is the point of this video? What a narcissist. I don't think she even listens to the song. Just hears the sultry quality and turned it into something lame.

[slugandflea]

ahahahaha

[underjunk]

IDIOT

[AdelaideL]

Yep. You suck.

[LarryTheBassplayer]

you look smashing! and i dig this song!

[teenroyalty08]

for the love of god why

[BlondeBlunt]

cute girls outta not record themselves acting sweet n sexyish to strange ecletic music.

its creepy

& im uncomfortable too

[Maglobrog]

You fucking suck massively!! delete this fucking shameful video, you filthy cuntish whore!

[maireadfay]

@Maglobrog

lol, you got your views across :D

[hollleee]

this made me uncomfortable. please tell me you're on ecstasy or something.

[char0m]

no mames me diste pena agenta

JN es mejor(L)

[tillieandabi159]

no.

[redeyedstars]

fail

[coolerguy15]

LOL at all these haters! This girl is mad stupid hot and looking at her more than makes up for the weak ass song playing!

[ohthehumanity612]

if anything the song is the only good thing about this.

[coolerguy15]

no, it's not.

[ohthehumanity612]

go back to your little Wayne and 50 cent and what ever you brainless fucks listen to.

[coolerguy15]

I didn't realize this before, but we must know each other. I can't think of any other reason you'd so randomly assume I like that music. Clearly you're a higher life form because your taste in music differs from mine. And insults don't equal correctitude.

[ohthehumanity612]

i didn't really randomly assume about the music, i randomly assumed about your race. you must be black.

[coolerguy15]

LOL! I'm soooo not. But we have one thing in common, we both think niggers like shit music.

[sfscdsgigi36]

woah no need to be racist

[slugandflea]

nob

[coolerguy15]

*covers heart*

ah, you got me!

[nikolaspearce]

I didn't know so many Joanna Newsom fans were racist. :P

[willlliw]

WOORD MAN WHAT A SHITTY ASS SONG DOGGG

[ohthehumanity612]

you should shine a light on YO TITTIES.