Psychic Gives Dumb Relationship Advice - CB Walker

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[asianpianoman]

What a faggot...

[MagnitudeOfSoul]

what he/she doin with her jaw??

[MagnitudeOfSoul]

obvious scammer prick

[jxmod]

when am i gonna stop shittin blood lmao rofl

[jxmod]

he kinda mean

[kettturton]

DON'T CALL HERE SPEAKIN DAT TACO MESS

[lilroddi]

SHES CHEATIN ON MEEEY

[lilroddi]

Is his show still up?!



[RustArtRed]

New York 1, Trust Me It was REAL !

[BoredomHazTakenOver]

Am i the only one that noticed his email address

Flaccidegoshow@yahoo.com

^^^^^ that word

[DrFuckenstien]

4:11 when am i gonna stop shiting blood? lmfao

[acenace24]

What if I blow my load? Is she off the hook then?

[PhatusAperatus]

what's going on with his lips?

[tgeorge509]

@PhatusAperatus He is having a stroke. Uh huh!

[wolfman42793]

go to cbwalker dot com

[Zentz29]

Is he for real or is he just trollin?

[jamesstenbeck1977]

My wife is cheating oooon me!!! LOL!!!!!

[EdMajinLee199999]

what a scary looking woman.

[javonpython]

shits fake!! he's trying to be a comedian and make ppl laugh rather than help them. this is staged

[Kempter1]

It is scarily dangerous to think that american's are getting advice from this fucking retard. It makes me angry. I just don't know what to say, you're beyond help America

[mstrchldrn]

@Kempter1 i think you're taking this a little too seriously. this is a comedy routine. it isn't for real. the callers are goofing on him. take a deep breath and chill the fuck out.

[DoubleDJGeek]

Why is his mouth moving like he is on crack!?

[supersuino1]

@DoubleDJGeek because he is

[DoubleDJGeek]

@supersuino1 :P

[Boss5414]

in he'er

[soulcalibur22]

he looks like a puppet being controlled behind a blue curtain

[jaredultimatum]

does anyone still call this? and so i called it and it just kept ringing.

[Tw4tz0r]

1:38

[SulfurCitizen]

Taco mess! LOLOL

[dagnaste01]

Lol im Gona try that

[dagnaste01]

He shoulda did mo readings that's funny was the caller for real

[someskittles]

ROFL

[RicoAbdulProject]

this man very high on cocaine!! see how his mouth is trembling?

[knoxklay11]

i have to ask her if shes cheating on me before i bust off? shit, and all these years ive been saying "im infected"

[hardcoremullet]

cant he just tell him if she is or not cheating on him hehehe

[StoneOptix]

.......LaToya Jackson nose

[mafiosogiacomo]

If she says "yes," do I still bust off?

[flaflaflohiii]

When am i gonna stop SHITTIN blood?

[sanstache1]

good advice fo mah relashunshrimps.

[cheesemuffin94]

HIS LIP!!!!

[elleybelley91]

CB SHOULD HAVE A NATIONAL TV SHOW!!!

[anditl21]

Lmfao hahaha diz Nigga think he spiritual or sumshit hahaha dumb ass racist

[jamesstenbeck1977]

The next Richard Pryor.

[captainTbagger]

she's cheet'n on meyee!! hahahahaha

[piscaloni]

You better shit out an excuse me

[AlucardTape]

WTF Wrong With Thiz Nigga Lip

[dslone3]

"don't call up speakin' that taco mess here"

[kpny1961]

He looks like he's about to have some sort of seizure at 3:05 till 3:08. GUD EEBNIN.

[maynard696969]

i dont make that sound..."well whatever sound you make" ...kick ass!!..



[bayani420]

thumbs up if think cb should have his own show on comedy central, keep up the good work man lol

[pinkorangesoda]

wth is this

[BigInfinite]

WHEN U STROKIN IT UP SUMTHIN FIIIIIIIERCE.. RIIIGHT BEFOOE YA BUUUST OOOFFF... ASK HER, ARE U CHEATIN ON ME?

[AsILayDyingBFMV]

like hed ever get a fucking girlfriend lol

[shakespear187]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH­!!!!!!!!! JESUS FUCK! LMAO

[Seracinfinity]

Nigger.

[last1000]

@Seracinfinity Gibba Jabba...

[MetaAn0naly]

uh huh

[Afraid0fGhosts]

This is a joke right?

[Cadle1am]

@Afraid0fGhosts

Yes it is!

[TheMsDredd]

You need a nationwide show baby!!! Love u!!!

[Sesquipedaliantique]

"scrumpin' it up something fierce" xD

[VodkaIsGood4U]

You suck CB.

[bille77]

niggiz



[EdgarE5S]

Don't be on here speaking that taco language. OoOoOoh when I find his channel.

[Tamaslammer]

New York public access is so fucking awesome....

[last1000]

When am I gonna stop shitting blood?

[danielhiryu]

@last1000 You know what... Are you still there?

[CRAZYJ10ify]

Why is his lips shaking 1:08?"Is my girlfriend cheating?"If you think she is then she probley is.WOW Hes goodddddddddddd

[minorj47]

is this dude in a wheelchair

[b0dmonn]

you wouldnt be offended if i said nigger right

[flaccidegoshow]

@b0dmonn Gibba Jabba...

[piscaloni]

@flaccidegoshow Do you know if this guy is disabled or disordered?

[VideoFowl]

Tay Zonday's older brother

[warriorofwrestling]

Does the red bandanna mean he's a blood or a crip?

[psb1964]

CB Walker, Non Texas Ranger

[mastaace604]

he looks like a retarded spike lee

[platapus52]

@mastaace604 spike lee looks like a retarded spike lee

[mastaace604]

@platapus52 ahahahahahhahahahahahahaha true true

[gnidich2000]

hahaha.. You are the worst psychic and dumbest person I have ever seen. EVER. In my whole life.

[ISTAYFRSH3]

Is this black dude mentally sick or on crack because why do his lips always tremble?

[boiledhooker]

Dave Chappell would have a field day with this guy

[rotterdamlolz]

Is that guy in fancy dress, what the fucks going on

[ste89]

lol this is comedy classic!, this man is a genuis,,lol

[billywish]

look at this guys lips quivering

[last1000]

i worship u cb walker

[djphatd]

Oh man this is hlarious!!! I love the character you play, esp. the lower lip tick! haha this is comedy gold.

[kiwilimew]

Why, oh why have you stopped this? Please tell me why? I miss youuuuuu!!

[retrovertigoes]

HAppy Friday! What's up with your shivering mouth?

[serpico89]

wow someone asks an actual question and he still yells at him.

[m0ntr099]

is this jim jones???

[VikramT7]

LOL

[shannon7733]

@Tzimnewman3

It's a comedy bit, this is a character by a dude named Dario Preister, it's not real.

[Tzimnewman3]

@shannon7733

I only now understand that this is an improvised comedy. It wasn't that clear it was only a comedy but I guess that was the point lol

[shannon7733]

@Tzimnewman3

Dude I was the exact same way. I was like omfg, this dude is a freak. but that is the beauty of it I guess. lol

[richTbiscuitsUK]

why does the guy keep moving his lips

[assphincter]

Got crack?

[MisterBeaucoup]

2:13 "I don't make that sound" hahaha

[riceninja428]

that's the stupidest advice i've ever heard

[idealist101]

that was some good advice.

[Nicko13842]

XD!

[MrsBlaileen1]

CB Walker is comedy gold. This guy is amazing. He needs national exposure.

[futuremelina]

Cheetin uhn mey

[keepthapinit]

lmao just before you bust off

[Svecenader]

He needs to learn how to speak.  The guy is a preacher. Doesn't even understand the illusion of time, he has major egotistical problems. All he is doing is mimicing the guy. Doesn't even get that no one has an age. Someone just beat this guy up, he's a disgrace to all of humanity. I wonder why his girlfriend was cheating on him, should be obvious. Maybe his voice is from of those prank pre-recorded shows....

[goatbut29]

This guy is gold!

Id watch his show every night!

[bkeenan608]

worst advice ever

[st4ngeI2]

right before you bust off - lol - best line ever

[EvilSecondTwin]

I'm Hispanic and I burst out laughing when he told that woman not to call here "talking that taco mess" at 5:05

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you for not taking offense my friend.

[howcin]

I understand why you get mad at the prank callers. But why do you get mad at the people who are acually serious?

[bigbagron]

@flaccidegoshow You are mean. I called with a legitimate question and you told me to "don't give me this shit nyah, ahh hah." What gives?

[AaronSaxtonSpeaks]

LMAO

[Ratt2004]

just before you bust off.....wow....

[Auticomics]

He must have a lot of girlfriends... or maybe he has a lot of exes XD

[morbodsnake]

his face looks like taco mess

[februaryfourteen]

this is funny! CBW would you like your own national show?

[flaccidegoshow]

I certainly wouldn't be opposed to it.

[Seracinfinity]

@flaccidegoshow Is this real.

Do you have mental problems.

Your mouth is spasming!

[kaa10]

AHAAHAHHAHA serrious

[lalaloobabe]

what is wrong with his lips? why do they keep moving like that?

[methodandmadness]

I think that's a nervous twitch.

[uteliux]

did he mean when u about to cum u ask ur gf a question ? if she doesnt answer quickly or somtin u cum in it cuz i cant hold really i cant

[bigbankX]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... "just before ya hmmmm" .... CB is the truth!!! ROFL!!!

[tinaloveseddie]

Wut the Hell? Lee why are ya sending me this Shit? Bust Off? Damnnnn Oh Hell Naw...Lol!

[Silas420Botwin]

"don't call here speaking that taco mess"

god damn you are a funny mutha

[awil1101]

I think she's CHEATIN ON MEEEE.. ROFL

[Indierocklova]

LOL, I don't make that sound. ROFL!

Ummpphhmmmm. lol

[Shelby543]

he is a taco mess, a big one though.. he is death he couldn't understand the lady at the end, she said can you tell me something about my futur...lol

[Shelby543]

why his mouth is shaking???? oh i remmeber is crazy...

[fruitbag3455]

what wrong with his mouth? Oh yeah i remember, hes an idiot.

[sinflowers]

uh does that guy have parkinson?

[Tniggz]

Or coke-jaw.

[VaderGaming]

lmfao

[loveacarrot]

This is really gross

[Silas420Botwin]

hi i'm just curious do you "love" carrots....maybe kinda like Jennifer Jason Leigh did in Fast Times at RIdgemont High.......cause if you do...i have a carrot that needs love.....

[BoyintheMachine]

Would it be more useful to bring her just before she gets off and then ask her the question?

[Shelby543]

this guy is loco banana. himself needs some good psychiatrice advices.

[jedichef08]

when am i gonna stop shittin blood? omg genius

dont call here talkin that taco mess!!!! ahhhhhhhahhhhh

[flyingtorpedo]

I swear to god this is Dave Chappelle dressed up as a genie.

[chevvok]

i don't know but he's even funnier i believe.

[AnarchyRules25]

stupid shit advice for twats who are dumb enough to listen. wtf u are all stupid motherfuckers who suck your ignorant moms rotten twat. BURN IN HELL, JESUS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS! GET A FUCKING LIFE!

[Shelby543]

anybody can try that, male, female what have you, if you feel like your lover has given you an STD,just before you hmmmm, you said, Honey, did you just give me an STD??

[Shelby543]

CB, What advice would you gace CHRIS BROWN if he call your show.and says, Hi Sir,basically i'm just wondering if Rihanna gave me an STD.... HA HA HAH HAAAAAAAAA.you squeeze it and you said, DID YOU GAVE ME AN STD.. hold on to it, just before your release.hhuu. u shit out luck Chris.

[neverwasapunk16]

Become a Hacker like me. Then you can find out anything your heart desires.

[brianismynamo55]

true that "herruhhhh"

[SaraSue827]

FlawlessCock: My point exactly, again complimenting yourself and insulting others to make yourself seem not so pathetic.

CB: As you wish, grandmaster faker, as you wish.

[brlegend]

u know what would make u feel better about this, getting some rum n raisin ice cream and putting on golden girls

[BeaverBouncing]

What the **** is this guy smoking!? Seriously, look at his eyes, so f'd up. None the less, amazing stuff.

[awomansmind]

That's some interesting advice, but I can't say that the women I've been working with would agree...

[NoirHammer]

That's a fucked up accent you have there Clarence. Which state were you born in you abomination to all psychics?

[Dmitriy27]

LOL what a fucking crackhead clown!

HAHAHAH well, at least the prank calls make the "show" funny.

"Taco mess" eeeehehehehe...

[Aknarad]

hahaha taco mess

[RomanovRakov]

Your teacher?!

No Future...

Don't be talking no taco mess

lol classic XD

[SaraSue827]

I haven't watched your show more than once, and not even all the way through that first time, I just ask that you PLEASE not give relationship advice like the advice given in this clip. You will ruin relationships if people heed your advice. You do not have any successful relationship experience, am I correct? So do not give out bullshit advice with a fake psychic talent.

[FlawlessCock]

Go to hell whore and clean your infected stinky clit.. no wonder no dick ever entered you or wanted to hang out with such an ugly ass bitch like you.. CB is the man.. and you're his bitch.. that is to say ugly bitch.. not recommendable though.

[SaraSue827]

Ugh. Yet another unintelligent fool. How long did you stay in school? Judging by your 3.5 lines here, I'd say til about 3rd grade. I just love the people on here who insult people by making up obscene things about them, as you did to me. Unfortunately for you, I have just cause to point out your faults because they are so many and so obvious. If you believe this CB Walker idiot, good for you. You will drive away every woman you ever meet.

[SaraSue827]

Oh and by the way: Everyone knows that when anyone puts their screen name as "Flawless Cock" or some other ridiculous compliment to THEMSELVES, that only means that it is really the opposite, and the person is just desperate to get some attention in their lonely, lonely life.

[flaccidegoshow]

Thank you for proving just how intelligent you are. How many intelligent people waste their time watching clips that they find offensive? Not to mention getting so worked up that they have to post several comments to show the world just how much they hate what they're watching? Would you stuff your face with food that you don't like? Honey, if all of this offends you so much why bother? Why not watch something that doesn't upset you? Thats what an intelligent person would do.

CB Walker

[SaraSue827]

As I have repeatedly stated, I watched your show once, and was so disgusted I haven't watched it since. The two reasons I am posting comments are 1.) You are doing far more harm than good, and you need to stop, and 2.) Some village idiot decided to have an insult-fest in my honor, and I decided to answer back.

Stop faking a psychic talent, and stop giving abhorrent relationship advice.

[flaccidegoshow]

Lets end this once and for all. STOP COMMENTING ASSHOLE!!!!!

Go find something better to do. Something that makes you feel good. If youre so intelligent and you dont agree with my methods, STAY FAR AWAY FROM ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH ME. Its just that simple. While youre trying to defend yourself, youre looking just as moronic as the people who insult you. STOP WASTING YOUR TIME!

PS. Im going to block you if you continue to comment.

CB Walker

[AnarchyRules25]

read my comment u fat fuck

[elchupacana]

@flaccidegoshow i will facefuck you in frot of president obama you motherfucking piece of humanb turd blackass bitch dick sucking french men and liakc chinese asses go fuck ur mom in thr ass u black dinosaur