Outback Commercial (Hilarious)

[Daracon75]

I'm Australian, and I went on a trip to the US last year. I went to the Outback Steakhouse and asked the waiter where he thought I was from and he replied with "England" hahaha. Guess they don't hear Australian accents much.

[animedork27]

JERMAINE!

[TiCkToCkMaRiO1473]

Thats the dude from flight of the conchords hahaha.

[daniel104104104]

stupid americans think hes from australia

[ALSHARPTON69]

My family and I just got back from eating at Outback in Live Oak, Texas. It was the worst dining experience ever. They told us a 40 minute wait which turned into an hour wait. The ran out of baked potatoes. The steak was horrible. Finally the waiter spilled a plate full of food on one of my guests. DON’T EAT AT OUTBACK!!!

[kawistarr]

@ALSHARPTON69 That is a false statement- Outback Steakhouse is my family's #1 choice of place to go to dine on any holiday, or weekend. I go there on my birthday every year, and so does my brother. The people are so nice and friendly, the steak is FANTASTIC. The wait is kind of long, but it is worth it because the food is fantastic. It really depends on the location I guess. EAT at Outback Steakhouse.

[Chiglit]

why the fuck is this soo funny to me?????????

[nerad1994]

im going there tonight bumuh jazzem!!!

[emminou]

lmao you can hear him faking an aussie accent.

[ichthyosaurpotter]

NOOOOO!!!! JEMAINE! You traitor, selling out to the Aussies!

[nerad1994]

@ichthyosaurpotter bumuh Jazzem!!

[funkzombie007]

no i just like candles

[heymoondontfalldown]

OH NO JEMAINE ISN'T AUSTRALIAN.

so disappointing.

[banana0dance]

Go Jermaine! HES A KIWI! not an aussie!

[maura2cute]

Oh is it your birthday? No I just like candles.

[Mike84oz]

Flight of the conchords are from New Zealand..? Typical american advertisement... *rolls eyes*

[domlind86]

I just like candles on my birthday cake!!! lol

[Rokko8652]

JEMAINE!

[Shakhariyah]

This clip gets me every time lolol

[comedyxenomorph]

0:12

[MilesB1975]

He is clearly from New Zealand , where Vikings and Hobbits come from.

Don't they teach geography in the U.S.A?

Oh..that's right,they don't teach anything in the U.S.A!

[FuckinnnSammy]

@MilesB1975 Lmao, that's true. I've lived in the USA my whole life, haven't learned one damn thing. :)

[ProClutch22]

@MilesB1975 what do they teach in australia? how to suck the venom out of a snake bite? or how to pin a crocodile in a wrestling match? or maybe how to jump off of a 100 ft cliff without breaking your neck?

[MilesB1975]

@ProClutch22 Yeah that and how to use capital letters at the beginning of a sentence! ;P Now I'm just being an annoying prick.

I was never very good at the croc wrestling, but I did beat Steve Irwin in a 'not-getting-killed-by-a-sting­ray' competition. My record so far is 35 years.

[Skinmeister2]

@MilesB1975 Well Steve Irwin went 44 years so technically he's still winning.

[aussiesurfer28]

@ProClutch22 yep, that pretty much covers most of 1st and 2nd grade...we hold off on kangaroo rodeo and one handed, blindfolded bra-unclipping til year 5 these days. public school education has gone soft since i was a kid... ;-)

[ProClutch22]

@MilesB1975 sorry MATE i dont find correct punctuation or capital letters necessary when im chatting with someone on the internet, its not like im doing a SCHOOL report or anything

[klayman2]

@MilesB1975 yeah thats right because they always teach every child and person in every country know about new zealand who gives a crap about new zealand its a tiny island that barely anybody knows where it is.

[MiserableCritique]

@klayman2  I actually learnt about NZ in school. In my english and history classes.

And I'm from a different continent.

[chippendaleduo]

@MilesB1975 You're a sad, silly man

[melbgal]

Hilarious, why?

[jinheneamerican]

Are you kidding? He is faking an Australian accent you dolt! Kiwis sound nothing like Aussies.

[JakoLFC8]

Exactly

[pauljacksonmusic]

lol

[JakoLFC8]

The fake australian accent is weird.

[SuperAng13]

@JakoLFC8

LOL, what a loser; you obviously don't know who Jemaine Clement is. He's from New Zealand, and his accent is not at all fake . . .

[JakoLFC8]

Yeah, but that's not his New Zealand accent. He's putting on an Australian accent.

[alphamale1315]

ima kiwi!n tube critic ur a IDIOT!!!!!!

[imObvioslycrazy]

flight of the concords

thats all i have to say

[ssavagessavage]

No, I Just Like Candles.

[transparentblack]

nah, i just like candels

roflcopter

[wozzdogger]

yehh, new zealend is practically another state of australia, just like tasmania... haha, better mention that im joking. there is rivalry between the two of us, but we dont hate one another, just like to make fun of each other. we are both easy going countries that like to joke around.

[tubecritic101]

"n.z is practically another state of australia"

dick

[wozzdogger]

@tubecritic101 your a dumb shit. did you fail to see i mentioned that i was joking? fukin idiot

[tubecritic101]

u didnt use a laughing gesture at the end so it could mean anything.

u sound like a bogan form ballart or townsville, hows the family abuse going?

[wozzdogger]

@tubecritic101 - nuh not from ballarat or townsville, from the fukin bush in south gippy, no family abuse, sorry to dissapoint. i said "haha" at the end of it, is that not a laughing gesture? fukin inbred.

[evankowalski]

"You're all descended from criminals and monkeys"

"No, wait, that's Australians, we're New Zealend"

[blewis1367]

haha love fotc

although its funny great britain send criminals and shot to new zealand too

[shapeshifters7]

@blewis1367 Thats Australia! Britain didnt send convicts to NZ.

[RottenBananaPeel]

hahaha---the way i see it, Americans, Australians, Canadians, New Zealanders , South African---we're all the bastard offspring of Great Britain

[Tiboroun]

and Germanic people....

[speccwolf]

haha the Kiwi accent popped out when he said "here" useless bastard :P

[xtotaldestructionx]

Can I have some candles on ma steak?

hahaha

[BulletWButterflyW]

"no" XD

[Ranga0boi]

i need to go to this fucking STEAKHOUSE!!!!!

[jordanissmiling]

Jermaine amazes

[Headbanger142]

How the hell is Jemaine a sellout? He's been doing commercials ever since the band started!

[Harvesterofpie]

Hahaha!

[Griffinltd]

I thought it was hilarious as.

[xarealpersonx]

Best...Commercial...ever...

FOTC rocks.

[annabanana2366]

JEMAINE!!!! i love you!

[sdloc9]

hah

[CroMag523]

jemaine is great!

[codlaug]

Their accents are completely different. They're like "where's the caar?" and we're like "where's the car?"

[digdog378]

LOL birthday candls on his steak? and its not even his birthday. ah man good old Jemaine Clement

[GetBourked]

Good old Jermaine Clement - yeah that's definitely not a Kiwi accent, it's a kiwi taking the piss out of the Aussie accent. Good on ya mate!!

[jgb191]

Why can't Aussies and Kiwis just get along for heaven sake!!! Quit acting like you're bitter enemies.

[iamevildoing]

but deep down we all know we love each other

[silverskynn]

We do get along... It just that we love taking the piss out of each other...

[Exalt4KoRn]

yeah and canadians and americans and russians and americans and oh well every country and amercians get along... LMAO!

[jgb191]

Oh but we do get along with Canadians....very well indeed. Truth is Canadians are our best friends. This is evidenced by the longest undefended border in the world.

[Exalt4KoRn]

what makes you think we goto war with aus? we are competitive, yes - war mongreing pgs like u.s? no.

[Randiriel01]

lol Buzzmoe10, typical Yank, doesn't know his Geography.

New Zealand and Australia aren't even part of the same continent! Australia is a continent on its own, and New Zealand belongs to Zealandia (which is largely submerged)

When people want to lump them together, then they refer to them as Australasians.

[knackeredmum]

And there was me thinking that in fact Australia is New Zealand's fourth island!

[daftbatman]

No it's called Oceania

[pharoahsoulero]

australasia means southern asia and in any sensible school of thought is obv a part of asia

[Usernamedshah]

Jermaine is the win!

[CCDyerNZ]

Buzzmoe10,

"P.S. Technically speaking (VERY technically) you could say Jemaine is in fact Australian in the same sense that I am North American, although I'm not sure that they ever refer to themselves by continent over there. "

It is true that Australia is a continent, but NZ is not part of that continent so to say that it is like calling an American a North American is oh so wrong. Thats like calling an American Canadian.

[Francakepower]

ha! random. jermaine is a kiwi though!

[mytmike96]

its jemaine no r

[TheJoeCaveleShow]

an australian themed resteraunt in america promoted by someone from new zealand. makes perfect sense, considering australia-new zealand rivalry is like america-canada

[klayman2]

@TheJoeCaveleShow there not a rivalry between america and canada... its more like america-france-britan, or america-mexico

[mozzmanau]

@TheJoeCaveleShow Their dumb yanks. They wouldnt know shit from clay. Half of them dont even know where australia is on the map.

[opinion56]

@mozzmanau

"Their dumb yanks"

"Their"

oh the irony

[grayshot77]

@TheJoeCaveleShow

"starts clapping"

[grayshot77]

@chippendaleduo

repiled to wrong person mate

[chippendaleduo]

@grayshot77 Balls.... *shakes fist at the other man*

[chippendaleduo]

@grayshot77 I do believe this is called irony :/

[TheAesirGod]

@TheJoeCaveleShow i'm american and i like canada better than here....

[HarryPotterPerson]

I love Jemain with a firey passion

[tight384]

Jemaine changes his accent and it is so supah sexy.

[MagicPup69]

no i just like my dicks

[applesauce0piggy]

oh is it your birthday?

no...i just like candles.

[mytmike96]

jemaineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[paintheskypurple]

no they don't have kangaroo meat. just steaks, chicken, ribs, and shrimp. that's basically it. there's not really anything australian about it, but the food is still good :P

[vaderhater223]

thats so redundant getting someone from new zealand to be in an outback steakhouse add, why wouldn't they just not get an australian?

[rugbyrules145]

bcoz jemaine funny :D

[buzzmoe10]

And what about that is redundant? I'm not sure you actually know what that word means.

A situation that would actually apply in would be "Ha! He said ATM Machine! That's redundant!"

However your attempt at looking smart just made you look like an idiot. Congratulations.

P.S. Technically speaking (VERY technically) you could say Jemaine is in fact Australian in the same sense that I am North American, although I'm not sure that they ever refer to themselves by continent over there.

[louisebee86]

Australia is a country, not a continent. The continent is called Australasia, or Oceania.

New Zealanders and Australians use country names, not continent. You'll find most countries do that, and it's outsiders that generalise by continent.

[maimingbetty]

woah KNOWLEDGE'D!

[von1451]

Definitely awesome.

[DanB5102]

Jermaine just makes this ad. without him, it wouldn't have been the same...

[JustinTimeAnimations]

lol "no, i just like candles."

[AceMcSpade]

Do they do kangaroo meat at this steak restaurant? they should because that would be really Australian. Americans might not like it however.

[Verence]

I don't like Kangaroo anyway.

It makes me jumpy.

[obammasupporter]

outback is really american it is basicly steak.

[mars29111993]

what's a new zealander doing in some shit auzzie ad

mate killing ur rep

[Ozziguy6]

its not a shit aussie ad dumass, outback steakhouse is a fuckin american company pretending to be aussie, so shut up we had nothing to do with it.

[dburlein]

There's the duality of it all... it's an American restaurant pretending to be Aussie. Just as the star of the add (Jemaine Clement) is pretending to be Aussie in this scenario... No one is trying to fool anyone here...

[HugsNKizzes]

hahahahhahahha Lol!

[ravenhpltc24]

Oh Jemaine, blasphemy. Why did he Aussie-ize his accent for this commercial?? His New Zealand accent rocks!

[ABlackbirdOnline]

But if you are dead, poor girl, how do you type??

[rachelxxlepord]

He's from New Zealand though! He should HATE Outback Steakhouse! Hahaha. :) I love Jemaine so much though. :D

[EddieVedder13]

its Jer

maine

[shearlp]

going to outback for authentic Austrailian food is like going to olive garden for italian or taco bell for mexican lol

[pizza012345]

Definetly but I think americanized australian food tastes pretty good

[beepit95]

Come on people, New Zealand accents and Australian accents are completely different! Ausis are like "where's the car" and New Zealander's are like "wheres the car"

[rachelxxlepord]

I loved that episode! :D

[bpgies]

Hey! hes from flight of the choncords right?

[allpeeps4me]

waitress is American

[airwalker02]

everyone whos calling people ingnorant for thinking he sounds australian here is an idiot. he was asked to put on an australian accent for the commercial!

[LoreleiMission]

We brought an Australian friend to a U.S. Outback restaurant and he was appalled... he said nothing there was the least bit Australian LOL

[RockGodZeppelin]

OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!

[nnymmyrry]

hahaaaa xD he likes candles like his character Jerrod in Eagle vs Shark

[supyall112]

lol, those things are barley based on aussie foods haha lol noice jemaine.

[bananashelmet]

"oh, is it your birthday?"

:)

[we5crazyperson]

Ha, Jemaine is from New Zealand.

[Pants3000]

I'm sure every Australian who saw this was like, "What the hell!?!" and everyone else was like, "Hahaha, Australians like candles!"

[ZeroOneSun]

hes from new zealand though XD

[Pants3000]

Yeah, that's the point. Most ignorant people can't tell the difference between an Australian accent and one from New-Zealand.

[diggerf16]

Wait wait wait, I'm ignorant just because I can't tell whether your from Nigeria or Kenya?

[Pants3000]

No, that's not what I meant...it's just...gah, I'm just digging myself into a bigger pit here, aren't I? Forget the "ignorant" thing. It's just that when most people hear a New Zealand accent they think "Australian!" because to most people it's hard to tell the difference. But after listening to them both, it's easier to tell the difference.

*sigh* Hopefully I've redeemed myself.

[rfilyaw]

In your defense, 'ignorance' has turned into some sort of slur against just about anyone. 'Ignorance' simply means 'does not know'. That's it. People who use it as an insult are dicks, and people who don't know its true meaning are ignorant. Take that one how you will.

[Pants3000]

Yes, that's what I meant by "ignorant". People who do not know he's from New Zealand.

[pipipi11]

OMG. i've seen this commerical a long time ago, and never realized that this was jermaine!

[pipipi11]

oops. *jemaine

[diana102393]

you were right.

its jermaine :]

[adonepelagree]

Jemaine*

[bjmills123]

isnt he from new zealand?

[indiemink]

lol jemaines awesome xD

[vincentvega92]

i like how on his show he hates Australia but he does these commercials ha

[leoninefyre]

I loved those commercials! <3

[peacefulppl123]

no i just like candles

[beachgrl97]

i went to the outback for my birthday and i had chicken tenders like always

[dandaman58uk]

lol he rocks lol can i get birthday candles on my stake lol

[terpin94]

long live jemaine

[Totema1]

Holy crap, it's Jemaine.

[Justakid12]

Lmfao.

[MagicPup69]

well i hate kiwis but this guy is a funny cunt

[alyssa159357]

I LOVE YOU, JEMAINE!

[drummerluke]

god i love kiwis. its like dry british humour but funny

[eirefrance]

Is this before he was famous? or are they capitalizing on FOTC?

[TheAlmightyC]

well in nz they were but not really in america till 2007

[oThaBeck]

"can I get birthdaycandles on my stake?"

"oh, is it your birthday?"

"no, I just like candles"

hahaha, genious!

[liptastic]

HEHEHE!

[bdyan1]

easy to tell an aussie from a kiwi get both of them to say ''fish n chips''

[CarlBratonananaluski]

Jemaine! I remember this commercial, but I didn't remember it was him...

[STR4WB3RRYF13LD5]

his face when he says no is priceless.

[Directo13]

Isn't this the guy from Fligth of the concords?

[PwahTube]

yeah lol

[TheAlmightyC]

JEMAINE FTW!

[Wilzaza]

omg is he supposed to be an aussie??? im dissapointed in him!

[syrovision]

yeah... hes not an aussie...maybe its being ironic?

[SmileOnADog]

He's a kiwi. Close enough for America, anyway.

[bicarbonat]

Yeah~ In all frankness, that was probably the thought behind it. Maybe a little sad, but true - - and anyway, it's still funny, so... :)

[SmileOnADog]

Yes but in defense of some of countrymen, not many non-North Americans could tell a the Wisonsin accent from a Canadian accent.

[bicarbonat]

Very true - - or Tennessee/Mississippi southern from Texas southern...there's a definite difference, but my English cousins couldn't tell them apart to save their lives lol

[sssaaammmT]

ahaha hes the dude from

flight of the chonchords

silly heads

[MeGustanUvas]

why have i never seen any of these commercials on tv before? do they not air in america?

[rakuencallisto]

they're a couple years old.

[Azmi066]

I just like candles, LMAO!