Aries Spears Standup - Shaq All-Star Comedy Jam

[darken182]

this guy steels jokes left and right

[lockyjose]

'hey let me get them earrings so i could feed africa nigga'

[Maddiox3]

Krispy Kreme Donuts. Its Round Like A Rim. Got A Hole In It LMFAOOOOOOOO

[Bassxvlad]

хахахахахахахахаха) красава пздц)) травит!)

[pvnpjr]

that denzel washington walk was the same as he walks in films!

[MMAReignsSupreme]

God bless this dude man. I don't think we'll ever see another talented person who can impersonate someone that damn GOOD and be FUNNY at the same time

[NM154]

GODDAMN who got Diabetes

[blazinspeed23]

00:46 One white ladies like no my baby boy!!!!

[virginWHORE69]

listen here man i was so bored of the stand-ups thank you AS you are dope

[yungrida90]

Damn this dude Is funnny

[carmelzuz]

lol!!! his guy is funny son!

[MeestaBojangles]

20 people had white friends who went to tell their mothers. 

[Collegekidamian]

THIS MANE SO FUNNY LOL

[ImTGreatest]

This dude is waaay to underrated!!!!!!

[123kid123ist]

niiggga is fuunny ass fuck

[FRESHIETILLIDIE]

white people: ohh my god, she just struck her child

black people: hahaaaaa get yo shit together

LOL!!!!!!!!

[vilane421]

These are old jokes of his but his performance in this video was brilliant.

[voteZDLR]

hey nelly will you give me your earrings so i can feed africa?

[mariaquirarte]

hella funny

[lynaeBowen]

He is a funnny guy

[icomment92]

GIT FROM HERE



[icomment92]

O My GOD SHE JUST STRUCK HER CHILD BLACK PEOPLE SEE BLACK KIDS GET HIT WE LIKE HEY HEY....GET YO SH*T TOGETHA

[thenicknameisT]

so fuckin funny didnt he used to be skinnier

[squeekychild]

shaq fsjkndcks kobe vsndjfdks kobe fewfnjksndcvjdsk krispy kreme dohnut

[cl07]

He aint neva lied

[JonD985]

seriously talented

[iiDiSPUTEx]

Good at impressions

[WalterWheat4]

HE BLANKED OUT......LMAO

[thecoolestluzer123]

"Pompous asshole." LOL

[SportVidsHD]

dis nigga

[SportVidsHD]

damn!!!

[allankazoom]

ssǝɔɔns = pǝǝʍ + ʇuǝןɐʇ

[graffitigio]

"aye lemme get them earrings so i could feed africa nigga" lmfao0o0o0o0o

[kalibru45]

good denzel impersonation :))

[GG6387]

the insulence joke was hilarious!

[GG6387]

hahahhaha, "this is your space, this is your area" i love his white people impersonation

[SuperLKL]

I watch this atleast 3 times a day, and I cant stop laughing especially on sparta's and charles's parts !

[beybladefan1111]

White guy-"dude wtf!!!" lmfao

[LonghornDynasty]

Arie Spears: Ey Nelly, let me see them earrings so i can feed africa nigga

Nelly: *face* hell nah nigga fuck them

[freddy197luv]

Lil nate

[omgmiddlenameswagga]

I would like to fuck ya doggies out know what i mean.....lol!!!!!

[rushindulen]

get from heia!

[ItsChinbo]

has no one else noticed that he has a wicked singing voice? i'd listen to him do a gospel

[Larry103SP6]

Kobe Bryant!! 40 points 50 points!

[bibinofear]

lmfao, omg, he's totally funny as hell

[275keengunner]

What's the song he walks on stage to? ANYBODY KNOW??

[cleanupinaisle3]

HAHAHA oh my god, i saw this guy's rapper impressions but didn't realise his stand-up was so FUCKING GOLD hahaha i'm laughing my ass off

[JERMGOHAM]

this is absolutely HILARIOUS !

[chikinboiii17]

white guy joke dude wtf!

[Abbe6]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ... * breathe * ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[AjViShus]

GOD DAMN WHO GOT DIABETES N SHIT?

[theyoungwolf123]

yo his denzel impression is on point

[graffitigio]

"she violating your right to privacy " hahahahahahh bruh im promise to god im geeked wen he turned to a slave lolllllllllllllllllllllllll

[PaTroNxMoD]

The shaq joke is so old

[courtenayization]

this man funny as hell

[takedown212000]

He's thinking insolence is the same as insulin which is used to treat diabetes

[YOUNGBLUE305]

the joke at 4:50.. got damn who got diabetes.. what he meant by that joke?

[Zigmosh]

i wish he finished the basketball court joke

[DUD306NOTCH]

THEY GIVES ME FOODS, THEY GIVES ME SLEEPS,

[MetalKnightMFR]

0:47 white woman don't find it funny... LOL

[ironman088]

I dont know what he talks about, i got the shit beat out of me, and i wouldnt dare talk back to mine. Same with the other 'white kids' i know.

[guevaratheking]

to nelly: leme get that earing so i can feed africa nigga!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! jizzed..

[andrewballa]

The phoenix suns .. uh lemme tell u sum, ... kobe bryant,..40 points, 50 points LMFAO

[classyboss1]

lmao he really be havinq the voices down ahahaaa .

[king7allah]

That was hot!!!!!!!

[boostbeat]

this is the shit

[losfakilla]

5:43 why people always got to go for africa like he said give me those earings so i can feed africa ....shit be fucking me up

[MrJtotheohnnn]

"who these bitches screaming for?" LMFAO!!!!!!! 

[blackeaglejay]

I TOLD KOBE I TOLD PHIL

PHIL KNOW HOW I PLAY

KOBE KNOW HOW I PLAY

GIVE THE BALL IMA DUNK IT

I'M BIG BROTHER HE LITTLE BROTHER

LIKE MUTHAFUCKA WHAT

[infinity2kx]

oh man

im so fucking stoned and

i feel dead

and alive

[simplysexii11]

ALL of his impressions are perfect! (:

[TBSTheBestIssh]

yoooooooo he is tooo much he killed that shit!!!!

[09lanka]

"Hahaha; Get yo shit togetha" :L

[lovableme011]

5:27 Who these bitches screaming for? HA!

[DRboii09]

I think he has the best Denzel Washington impersonation

[mjfresh40]

@DRboii09 you havent seen jay pharoah's impersonation

[123minko]

=) keeps looking at this over n over n over when am bored lolllll best slave act! best shaq act!

[pouja]

Damn, his denzel act is awesome.

[bettyjtanner]

My mother used to slap the shit out me too and I would just start looking around at strangers for help

[SuperHardstyleJunkie]

why is this video backwards..

anyone else notice its fliped sideways

[yeaboymanidude]

@SuperHardstyleJunkie so it doesnt get taken off

[royalnaz1]

this nigga needs new material though

[Novinte]

@royalnaz1 milk it then flip it.

[marvelous123123]

dudee wtfff lmaaoooooo

[tyzzle123]

Aries spears is the shit. Funny as hell!!

[TheGreggiraldo]

832 people feel his pain

[bundshesse]

dude wat the f**k lmaooooooo

he is hilarious

[DavKellar]

The English and Barkley bit was hilarious

[PeanutButterSkillet]

Lmfao!!!! Some of the funniest shit I ever heard.

[msrrider43]

2:28 Aries Spears: i didnt do shit today man, sat around the room smoked weed, watched movies.

someguy: ME TOO!!!

[isThatReyes]

this guy is funny but god damn this motherfucker uses the same material every time i swear ive heard these exact same jokes a million times!!

[247DARKDEVIL]

Who's funnier him or daniel tosh?

[blazinspeed23]

@247DARKDEVIL aries spearsssss all day scrap

[DavKellar]

@247DARKDEVIL Spears

[koolaido7]

you get way from round here!

[Babymucho22]

Dude wtf she cant do that lmao

[MamiDutchess]

aries is by far in the top 3 comedians out there I <3 u boo

[tholej1]

nigga is funny as hell!!

waiting in the water hmmmmmmmmm.... LMAO!!!

[Mcbennett86]

Dont hate in the english accent im english n i think its fuckin hilarious!

[satui12]

@Mcbennett86 I EFFIN' LOVE THE ENGLISH ACCENT!!!

[tintinjokes]

This might be alittle racist but in the thumbnaill and the title I thought it was Shaq doing stand up comedy

[PlayOnPlaya17]

Is it just me or do Shaq show up to every comedy event?

[McJointy1]

HELL YEAH JAY-Z is comedian :D

[puertorock1976]

He has best improv I ever seen to picking on Nelly to tearing shaq up from original material. Truly talented and mad crazy funny!!!

[CaliBoiVic]

the english accent was fuckin funny

[CaliBoiVic]

fuck dayum this niggas funny

[FantastyckplastycK]

he is one of the best out there!

[BabyJewellsAFirework]

The Phina suhnz fuq lemme tell ya sumthin k-shakill onill an a defuh he's dah lemme ho kobeh bryn lemme kennet lemma tell ya kobeh kobeh evrebody no kobeh 40 poinz 50 poinz greateh playuh evre peepa le-lemme tell ya sumthin e-evreybodeh krispy kreme dohnut, iz round like a rim gotta hole in it

[BabyJewellsAFirework]

2:34 someone yells "ME TOO!"

[BabyJewellsAFirework]

You's gon gets mes in troubluhs! i like you n*** i really dooz! but my parents is good black folk! they gives me food they gives me sleeps! now you get way from round here with that foolishness! get from here! mmhhhhmmmmmhhhhmmmmhhhhhhmmm OH LORD LORD! wade in the water! mhhmm!

had me dying!

[CrissyPoohful]

You's Gonna Gets Me's In Trouble , They Give Me Food They Gives Me Sleeps , ( Humming ) .

[Mspac18]

"black people see black kids get beat they like hehey get your shiiiyt togetherrr"

[GrabbinmyRICE]

Aries spears my favorite.

[CaliBoiVic]

damn dis nigga funny

[CARLOSx305]

Let me get them earings so i can feed africa nigga lmfaoooo xD

[iBreezy2013]

Day nigga said who these bitches scream in for..dat shit was so fuckin epic..

[IYONNAISH]

THIS NIGGA BEEN FUNNY SINCE MADTV

[CoriBee319]

too funny!

[xdan87]

feels kidda like russell peter's joke a few years back

[ArsBoss808]

Aries is fuckin HILARIOUS!!!!

[TheKobebryant555]

dude thats not even the rite show dumbass

[ZaneOneTwo]

Oh my stomach! Oh shit ! I can't breath haha! This is a classic right here, Aries killed it! 'dude she can't do that this is your personal space' haha wtf! Lol

[sschmuck11]

Hey, let me get them earrings so i can feed Africa nigga!!!

[katiemaiya]

Love that Denzel walk:)

[brookie285]

Dude what the fuck? She can't do that, this is your space!

[ZaneOneTwo]

Why this dude dint have his own network show is beyond me! Haha

[eugeners1]

You racist but mothafucka I ain't even mad.

[MrNique09]

he had me dying on shaq and charles barkley lmfao!!!!!

[djkerns90]

THATS FUCKED UP WHITE KID TALK BACK TO THERE MOMS THEY GET AWAY WIT I TRY I DIDNT WORK............... AT ALLLL

[THEradonrandel]

Duuude What the fuck, she can't do that man this is your space this is your area, she violating your right to privacy!

[shitonurface754]

6 people didn't gets sleeps

[Badgers943]

LMAO! Yous gones get mees in troubles.

[CaltTUBE]

hahaha why black people always make the best white man voice?

[Phydeyez]

@CaltTUBE because hell we been around them long enough to pick up.

[allyelder]

He is amazing!

[harlem185]

Dude wat da fuck

[parismilian3]

Goddamn who got diabetes?! XD

[cjblasian07]

Charles Barkley shit was too funny

[LILMAMAMAKIYAH]

He sounded just like Shaq!

[RiickyDaTruth]

Yous gon gets mes in troubles lmfao

[lileden]

the first american person who actually knows what a english accent sounds like

[yunged]

@lileden what's an english accent?

[satui12]

@yunged lmfao..are you for real? Aries did the english accent at the end of this clip..

[yunged]

@satui12 there is no such thing as an English accent, the accents vary so much that people from different parts of the country can struggle to understand each other.i don't actually know anyone that speaks the 'queens english' that he is doing here

[satui12]

@yunged Actually there is an English accent just as there's an American accent. The English accent would be known to a lot of people as the British accent, but that is impossible because British is 4 countries put together.. (England, Scotland, Whales & Northern Ireland) and each have their own accent. The English people are the ones w/ an English accent... they're from England!

[yunged]

@satui12 I am English!

I am from the south of england, people from Manchester, Liverpool, Newcastle .etc. sound nothing like me at all! honestly saying there is an 'English accent' is as silly as saying there is a 'British accent'

[satui12]

@yunged I honestly can't believe you never heard anybody label your accent as English. It's not labeled to offend or insult English people. Every country has an accent and that's how their accent is labeled. (ex. Scottish accent, Irish accent, American accent, Australian accent, German accent, French accent, Italian accent, etc.) It's their accent when they speak english. I hope you understand. I don't find it silly because WE ALL LIKE DIFFERENT ACCENTS! Especially the ENGLISH ACCENT!

[yunged]

@satui12 You need to understand that england is an old country in which different settlements were setup by people from different invading colonies, this means that there isan incredible range of very different accents, here are examples of just 2 of them-

Yorkshire - watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY

Bristol - watch?v=XhgUeY1BExk

Which one of them is the 'English' accent?

[satui12]

@yunged I totally understand where you're coming from about the accents.. It's different in each town.. but all accents from England/London is known as English accent.. but within your own country, you guys have different accents according to where you're exactly from. Like us Americans.. Each state has it's own accent/slang.. east coast have all the country slang.. down south has the slurr country slang or surfer twang, up north has country twang and west coast has city slang.

[satui12]

@yunged You can look it up on youtube about the english accent.. they have a lot of video clips on it.. a lot of people doing videos about accents or whatever. Check 'em out.

[ovariesniper]

@lileden most comedians only get the "white girl accent" down lol

[Denvux]

heheieeiii gets yo shit tgether!!hahaha

[xxDubstepRawkZxx]

He start throwin in shit that ain't got nothin to do with basketball. .... " Crispy creme donut. It's round like a rim. Got a whole in it."

I swear i peed my pants when he says that!!!

[kingvern100]

who these bitches screaming for

[ACOJV214TX]

I promise I'll love u internally and externally for the rest of my days.. Lmfao!!!!!

[JAYJ721]

Lmaoooooooooooooooo

[JAYJ721]

Prometheus-Mi lord let me remind u that xerxis is a kind god king and he offers this declaration as an alternative to war now let me speak to the nobles or I will engage with my military -spare me of your banality..this isnt about war this is about my daughters hand in marriage so neither try 2 seduce me nor bore me with the beligerence of your insolence

[dadditones18]

(y) dis niqqa is a beast

[PojekGwapzpo123]

The Phoenix Suns! fuck... lemme tell you something Kenny... Crispy cream donoughts are round like the rim XD

[avithemostill]

dis niggaz charles barkley voice is comedy ahahahah

[timindahouse2195]

crispy cream donut round like a rim

[timindahouse2195]

crispy donut round like a rim

[TheSAMxBWreck]

lmfao.. yo his Charles Barkley was too funny

[sixflag1999]

like dude what the fuck 

[zorac91]

In my opinion, eventhough every comedian in the show were awesome Aries fucking killed it!

[JAYJ721]

His Denzel voice is serious lmaoooooo

[PrettyGlo210]

god damn who got diabetes??!! i dont understand my grandma got da inculince

[n1ckth3sl1ck]

His imitations are awesome.