Jessy for President ad 1 - Jessy Responds to Rick Perry

[thempl32]

Heterosexual not Hedrosexual what is that? Being gay for sea animals lul

[jogoslogo]

Why do people hate gay people? They are not Harming anyone... They don't choose to be gay, that's like hating on black people or Asians or mexicans... And they can get married, why not? Marriage is about love... Not being hedrosexual...

[FREAKshow73933]

im matt williams and i agree

[TheFlammableGas]

@ThejohnperonaShow Who the fuck are you? I'm not fat, and I never embraced anyone, now take your tiny dick, and go shove it in the CD hole of your Battlefield 3, I'm pretty sure it'll fit.

[m4ttyk4kes]

Brilliant!!!

[GrifFungin]

@Tmuk2 My comments were aimed at supporting the idea that Gays and Lesbians should not be allowed to marry and/or foster children under the guise of a "real family unit". As stand alone topics, I have no problem with oral and anal sex.

[GrifFungin]

@tmuk2  Are u offering??

[Tmuk2]

@GrifFungin Ha, very good. I was responding to 'The anus is NOT a sex organ..

This is simple anatomy and physiology... Gays and some heterosexuals engage in anal penetration, but the biological function of the anal cavity is to facilitate evacuation of fecal matter...'

The mouth isn't a sex organ either. Do you have a problem with oral sex too?

[neobrutus]

You've got my vote Jessy!

[LazyNightz]

Francis will hear about this!

[driver5805]

fag loving dick head

[driver5805]

i think you should shut the fuck up, those queers in the military are getting real soldiers killed everyday. Fags dont fight dumbass, fags get real soldiers killed, whats a fagget gonna do against a terrorist with a bomb, Oh please mr. terrorist dont blow those people up cum cum ill suck your dick if you dont blow them up. hey jessie i used to like your vids but i think you need to go suck a dick and take one in the ass for all the soldiers those faggets have gotten killed already

[ThegunnersTThenry14]

@driver5805 wow you are incredibly dumb

[driver5805]

@ThegunnersTThenry14 this comes from a man who shoves a penis in his mouth and his rear end. silly fagget dicks are for chicks

[leonardps2]

i voted

[semiserioussam]

This just made a fucking.

[Skogli]

Doesnt sound like Jessy.

[SceletusIgnis]

Go francis

[HunterPvpz]

wasnt his name rancis

[dlflyboy]

Im with ya bro!

[aaronwingard]

yo i think rick perrys got a point if christians cant pray then fags cant fight

[iconoclasm12345]

youve got my vote

[valkour22]

Did Trump invite you to his debate Jessy??

[Melon98250]

Holy hell... XD

[Labetolol45]

You are not even funny anymore, just a whinning cry baby. And this video was very disturbing.

[Micr0Druid]

@Labetolol45

You're an ass, this persona is a satirical character. Boogie is awesome!

[FozzieBearuk]

best response to rick perry ever!!! comin from the uk!

[brclements87]

rofl fuck risk perry go ron paul.

[pool741]

sir im voting for you

[Superman285]

stop with the political bullshit and go back to making good videos

[OriginalArgent009]

Lets get all the gays out of the military and replace them with stupid christian people. That way we'd have more dead stupid christians and better fashion sense in this country.

[Monkonmunky]

@OriginalArgent009 I support. You should run for president, I would totally vote for you!

[OriginalArgent009]

@Monkonmunky hehe

[RicardoGadelha]

@OriginalArgent009 Win!

[cuzinjojo82]

Got my vote!

[AFan0fPS3]

Made my day

[MrsSmokinPurp]

im from and live in texas and tell you rick perry is crooked he can rot in hell

[lukenyful]

You are the man and thank you as always for the great content! <3

[HaydenWallace1995]

fucking funny

[Thahuntalee]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ronaldmonster]

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Nord. But you don't need to be a true Son of Skyrim to know that there's something wrong in this province when Elves can live openly in society, but our kids can't openly worship Talos. As Dragonborn, I'll end the Thalmor's war on religion. Talos made Skyrim strong. He can make her strong again.

[lordtusk666]

HAHA YES :D

[flatronl1915SLG]

I usually like your videos but is this what passes for comedy now-a-days in america?

[WhiteFlagNation]

@flatronl1915SLG Oh please not another "in america" comment. This is a Satire and well people have used satire for centuries the Greeks had Comedy, Tragedy, and Satire. Comedy was not how we think of it today the only difference between Comedy and satire was. Comedy was where the hero lived through the play and Tragedy is where the hero died. Voltaire's "Candide" is 100x worse, in regards to how thick the satire is not in its quality, than this video.

[WhiteFlagNation]

@WhiteFlagNation Oops I meant the only difference between comedy and tragedy not comedy and satire.

[msuder0583]

@flatronl1915SLG I hope you're not from the UK, who proudly presents the BBC and Mr. Bean

[Keng02]

BOOGIE FOR PRES!

[marcusthecool]

I agree. fuck Prick perry

[cjmdlkr54]

i find it funny how all you are complaining about the founding farthers building america on christianity and that we shouldnt change that maybe you also shouldnt have changed everyone having wooden teeth or it being common to die at the age of 30 as america was like that when the founding farthers were alive or maybe other stuff like slavery should be kept aswel.

[nobudy33]

Why did they bleep it?

:17 "Why dont you go eat a donut"

:20 "Suckin on my big fat drink"

:23 "And I'll take my big 'ol pudding, and I'll..."

:25 "...I'll shove it in your mouth"

:32 "... cause she's a whole lot of fun, and we play frisbee with your whole family, so kiss my..." (Obviously referring to the Frisbee playing donkey, that's why it wasn't bleeped)

[GodLovinConservative]

@nobudy33 LOL.. good comment.

[McBlemmen]

needs more beeps

[frozenzoe]

This made me laugh so hard Boogie. THANK YOU! lol

[silversnake24]

First boogie video I've seen that sucked.

[dungar32]

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!?? Damn is that an arrow in my knee?

[IJUSTLOVETURTLES]

IS THAT ALL YA GOT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[TheFlammableGas]

I was gonna say something about how people here are ranting about anal sex...

Butt fuck it.

[Inphectus]

HAHAAAHA!! U sire a beeping awesome!!

[gakiyarou]

character wise I would think Jessy would be in support of anything thats anti-gay?

[TheAliKaveh]

hahahahahahahahahaha, if only...

[reallyfurry]

your hired

[xNewvy19x]

Don't worry, he took an arrow to the knee.

[sirbeefofmatt]

To become on the presidential ballot as an independent party, you need 5,000 votes (if the number is different, please correct me) and I would say, yes I would put my name on that petition to get Boogie on the ballot list.

[Jaksken]

i will vote for u sir

[GrifFungin]

@bizzee1

Let me guess, you are gay and you believe in the rainbow...

Not worth my time...

[bizzee1]

@GrifFungin I can't believe you went there. Your guessing skills need some serious work. I'm a hetero male and never even tried anal of any kind. I don't think that I ever will try anal as it doesn't appeal to me. I just think that you are butting in where you have no business. Until you can show that you are damaged in a significant way by other people having anal, just butt out please.

[GrifFungin]

Ron Paul has some great ideas that's for sure... Haven't made up my mind on him yet, but he is appealing to me...

[TheQueenIsAWhore]

@GrifFungin You're a terrible troll... RP already lost. OBAMA FTW.

[ledzkreep]

Ron Paul... Just Saiyan



[GrifFungin]

@bizzee1

I'm not trying to bash you, but you are 100% wrong regarding the anus discussion...

The anus is NOT a sex organ..

This is simple anatomy and physiology...

Gays and some heterosexuals engage in anal penetration, but the biological function of the anal cavity is to facilitate evacuation of fecal matter... Get your facts straight.

[bizzee1]

@GrifFungin I'm afraid that you don't know what you are talking about. Now you are relying on some legalistic definitions to argue that it is wrong to use the anus in more than one way. It doesn't matter if the anus is not classified as a sex organ in some text book. That doesn't mean that it is wrong to use it other ways. You are not hurt in any way if people have anal penetration. So, butt out (pun intended) of affairs that are none of your business.

[Tmuk2]

@GrifFungin So you're basically telling us that you've never had a blow job before

[bmamand]

i love your fwansiisshhssss character :P

[DeMeNtId4life]

Wasn't that the Pastor Jacob persona? 

[sullydude24]

TEE HEE! I like that ol' Jesse!

[steveo798]

Lol agreed

[nyyankees4296]

ur the man

[LEONKENNADY948]

Rick perry is the dumbest fuck ever

[StanTheMan312]

Lol u got my vote!

[DXSnakeEater]

YES! Jessy for president!

[Proosdagel]

love the honesty, jessy for prez!

[GrifFungin]

@bizzee1

America was founded on belief in God!

Like it or not, it's a FACT!

I believe in God and I also believe that two people of the same sex should not lay together.

Liberal Democrats in America have one agenda and that is to destroy what our founding fathers created... It's sick and disgusting!

[bizzee1]

@GrifFungin America was founded on eating Jesus meat and Jesus blood? That IS screwed up, sick and disgusting.

[aaroncolhouer]

@bizzee1

No truth is alot of founding fathers were athiest or atleast agonistic.

[nriqueog]

hell, if I lived in Chicago I'd vote as often as I could for ya!

[frostywolfproduction]

Jessy for president, he'd be better than some presidents we've had xD

[FISTarmystrong]

BAHAHAHAH!!! love it

[IDannyIBeats]

This is the best campaign add I've seen yet

[GrifFungin]

People like this are IDIOTS!!! Queers and Lesbians force their screwed up lifestyles down Americas' throat, but praying to God in the classroom is prohibited...

Insane!

[ipakmann]

@GrifFungin

Bravo is great example of this.

All this political correctness is really starting to get out of hand.

[bizzee1]

@GrifFungin You mean praying to a God that is some sort of zombie that was raised from the dead and wants you to eat his flesh and drink his blood in some sort of cannibalistic ritual couldn't be considered screwed up at all? Pot, meet kettle. Think about what you would think if you were some jungle explorer and you came upon a tribe eating the flesh and drinking the blood of their zombie god. You'd say that is screwed up.

[ipakmann]

@bizzee1 So a man placing his dick where another man shits is totally justified? Please

[bizzee1]

@ipakmann An argument from personal incredulity? Please

I don't know what you mean by "justified," but if two men want to do that in the privacy of their own homes, what business is it of yours? Are you hurt by this act in any way? Do you propose a "bedroom police?"

[bizzee1]

@ipakmann I should also mention that any sexual act can be described in an unappealing way. So, you really don't want to go there for trying to make a sexual act seem bad or wrong. Also, heterosexuals enjoy anal sex too. Why did you singling out homosexuals for criticism about that?

[ipakmann]

@bizzee1 Its wrong for heterosexuals too. Structures are made for specific functions, the anus's structure is to function for exits not entries. 

[bizzee1]

@ipakmann Nobody as yet has been born with an "Exit Only" sign on their bottom. Where do you get you information about the anus's function as an exit only? I must have missed that chapter in biology class, I guess. Oh wait, I think I can guess where you got your information. An invisible friend told you, didn't he.

I should also mention that anal isn't the only type of sex that homosexuals can have, so this anti-anal sex argument is not going to get you where you think it will.

[ipakmann]

@bizzee1 Alright so when your anus starts bleeding don't come crying to me. Yo'll just be greeted with "I told you so"

And you need to read an anatomy book, seriously if an organ has multiple natural function it will preform them.

For example the penis is a waste disposal organ and a reproduction organ.

The anus is a waste disposal canal nothing more.

[bizzee1]

@ipakmann I can't believe that you went there too. I'm a hetero male that has never tried anal. I just think that you have no right to stick your nose into consenting adult's business of how they use their bodies, if you are not damaged by it.

[ipakmann]

@bizzee1 The truth hurts doesn't it?

[RebelWrestler45]

@ipakmann Activities between two consenting adults, that do not violate the life, liberty, or property of two individuals, are outside the parameters of secular justice; therefore they require no justification in any moral sense.

[bizzee1]

@GrifFungin I forgot to mention, praying to God in the classroom is not prohibited. Students are free to pray at any time. It is just prayer is that is conducted by school officials that is prohibited. 

[ihmen]

@GrifFungin students are allowed to pray in the classroom, the only thing that isn't allowed is teachers making students pray.

[signallancer]

holy crap boogie....winning

[Melensko]

voted. 

[MeatCloud]

I hope Jessy keeps at it.

"Never give up Jessy"... be persistent and make sure that you never take an arrow in the knee.

[TheWoWgolder]

as i watched this video i noticed you have lost weight compared to any of your other vids from earlier this year

[CarpCatcher83]

I laughed my ass off at this

[origionalist]

this was beautiful.

[frostedlambs]

BETTER THAN GEORGE BUSH JESSY 2012

[Jeremy0459]

Jessy's a hell of a lot better than the other crap we've got.

[douglasrothman]

yee who!



[qwertyguy226]

ME GUSTA!



[roadkill1984]

I got kicked out of the computer lab I laughed so hard.

[MarcfromTreasureNet1]

What is the name of your families hunting lodge?

[xsoban]

I laughed so hard that i choked.

[dopealope]

Time to start a PAC !!!

[BliindSniip3R]

Got my vote

[zNelaz]

You win my vote!

[KHIMERA609]

did i hear a beep in there? naaah

[COORGaming]

god i fucking hate rick perry

[trustfire]

YYEP, IT"S TIME!

[Choloz22]

well i think i know who our next president is.

[Magicquickfingers]

agreed. Fuck rick perry << his name doesnt even deserve to be capitalized.

[NewJakk]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY LMMFAO

[RebellionTunes]

god bless america. Minus the god part

[ThePr0tect0r]

that was amazing

[CStingerGhost1]

Boogie, you honestly would make a better President. I wish you were in charge of the country.

[codyjl19]

You, sir, should become the president of the wold.

[CStingerGhost1]

@codyjl19 - I second that!

[tgjester7]

I love how the like bar to this video is the 100% complete inverse to the dislike bar in Rick Perry's fucking horrible ad.

[composertimbeek]

you have my vote sir

[humanmatti]

@composertimbeek mine too!

[nashtccri]

Lol

[Blinkusrex]

@XeniaOnatoppMe Uh oh someones been a bad christian, what happened to "God made us in his image". Calling someone out for how they look is basically spitting all over that you "Fat Fuck"

[CoemgenUchiha]

@XeniaOnatoppMe How is being fat and being religious inversely related?

[knewk]

@XeniaOnatoppMe how christian of you.. Guess you can't expect much from people believing in fictional characters.

[boogie2988]

@XeniaOnatoppMe 1) hate the sin, love the sinner. 2) Love thy neighbor. Hello neighbor.

One of us is a better christian than the other. and its me. and I'm agnostic. seeya.

[qwertyguy226]

@boogie2988 YOUR AGNOSTIC BOOGIE?! I FUCKING LOVE YOU! I HAVE NEVER MET A PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO IS AGNOSTIC!

[XeniaOnatoppMe]

@boogie2988 You're not the better christian... Don't you know gluttony is a sin?

[ReptileJam]

@XeniaOnatoppMe cunt

[mGurkan93]

i vote for you



[ruf1o2o]

Retired gen. Sheehan blames Dutch gay soldiers for Srebrenica massacre:

youtube.com / watch?v=FNpWhpyrzvo

youtube.com / watch?v=onySJCkRH6g

Its not funny ppl, would u like to be protected by such an army? Be nice looking in uniform and do paradas is 1 thing but being at fucking war is another.

[perenijsje666]

Haha, you are so cool! Hero!

[hacks4tricks]

im gunna beep beep beep beep lol

[hacks4tricks]

HAHAHA

[Capnbritish]

Jessy for president! He's got my vote, if I had a vote that is.

[chubchaser69]

I'd totally order that on pay-per-view

[baconmc123]

that just maybe the greatest thing I've ever seen on youtube, Jessy your my hero

[DontDenyTillUTry420]

Nooooooo we don't want homosexuals in the military cuz they try to rape the straight marines and that ain't goin to fly!!u got it all wrong boogie unless your a homo??

[dragoon0705]

What he was saying is the double standard of this country these days..Everyone screams for equality and tolerance when.....We are frowned upon when we say merry Christmas...Or the fact that some schools do not allow kids to bring bibles..or even pray...Our country was founded on of freedom of religion.

[RebelWrestler45]

@dragoon0705 What schools don't allow kids to bring Bibles or pray; present sources please. Our country was founded upon freedom of religion; which necessarily includes freedom from religion.

[caplorunnin]

Jessy for president! Gooder n hell mr.president!

[Tpyrotekk]

You have my vote.

[TheGhostmike]

Chael like

[Topshizzleable]

what a lad

[goblinglider]

i used to be gay, then i took an arrow in the knee

[Grubbsy4JC]

Goodness I love you Boogie.



[BraindeadGabe]

Bahahaha xD

[Samurai047]

Yet again, Rick Perry is another person to drive the stereotype of religion further into the ground, sigh.

[xArtayify]

I love your videos, keep it up! :)

[saria1989]

Don't hate on Rick Perry for his opinions, just don't vote for him.

[lambophil7]

Hey Boogie, have you seen 'Rick Perry is an Ass' by Peter Coffin? Hilarious response...

[perryk829]

Good job on the weight loss. Keep it up

[Fatesmaster]

Jessy has my vote.

[gigdycow72]

mitt romney?

[cmanclan101]

Bahahahahahaha hell ya donkey punch reference

[cky616craiggg]

Hey boogie, can see the weight loss man, keep it up :) your awesome