How to speak Sexy English
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  • "Yeah! This is pussy!"

    What are the chance of hearing this in real life...

    Akseru 1 week ago

  • Cockpit? WHAT

    llamabot156 3 weeks ago

  • Who else found this video by searching "Sexy Engrish"?

    maxX10114 2 months ago

  • CAME HERE BY MISTAKE BUT DAMN THIS WAS MAD FUNNY! 

    LuckyHazel7 2 months ago

  • lol "this is my cockpit" yeaaaaaaa we totally say that.

    gsus7125 3 months ago

  • *blinks several times and shakes head* I am...so wet... right now... seriously. My little english "cockpit" is going into overdrive here...

    Hanziification 3 months ago

  • Good, now they know what to say when they want to molest a young American exchange student on the subway. Good for you Japan.

    SforzandoFilms 3 months ago 3

  • Don't throw c*** around so recklessly- it's more explicit. I. e. Dirty

    Recycled 4 months ago

  • gross video!!!! 

    lovehatemuffin 4 months ago

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

    kstnr120 4 months ago

  • L... M.... F.... A.... O!

    brimgr 6 months ago

  • file application this video as a world heritage. this was a work before coming the lost decade here in japan when the value of yen was relatively higher to that of us dollar.

    roygbiv330 6 months ago

  • This shit's funny XD

    XCosplayerXForeverX 7 months ago

  • what a perverted japos

    sociobalto0 9 months ago

  • yay!

    chesster423 9 months ago

  • HAHAHAHA this is some funny great stuff there are 229 with no sense of humour

    TheBazman111 11 months ago

  • at 1:07 she hat to surpress to laugh for a secound...

    entres 11 months ago

  • Not a single second of this video is lacking in awesome sauce. A cinematic triumph.

    akhilleus514 11 months ago

  • you wanna try? YEAAH!

    LaLuna0 11 months ago

  • still cannot believe how much America screws other countries over on learning English LOL then they laugh and mock the foreigner's poor English.

    ABBAskey 11 months ago

  • Her lips are sexy.

    fuckingkimura 11 months ago

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    softiramisu 1 year ago

  • What the faggotry bullfock?

    larsidudmannen 1 year ago

  • I want be that guy .

    Narutokun1991 1 year ago

  • PppUuusyyy

    hahahahaha 

    JudasLeal 1 year ago

  • Damned it! You can say cock too!

    i8HisLiver 1 year ago 3

  • Who says cockpit? lol

    Zeemis 1 year ago 2

  • THEEEESSSS IS DEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!

    BoxcuttaMK2 1 year ago

  • Well lawd the world is coming to an end. =/ lol

    sethocopia 1 year ago

  • hahaha! best ever

    woohi 1 year ago 2

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA

    "You good at the blowing job right?"

    "YAY!"

    XxMsMaliciousxX 1 year ago 7

  • Cockpit....

    Japanese ftw xD

    Incorrupted 1 year ago 10

  • I have to try the "This is dick" move one day.

    gremlin05 1 year ago 8

  • ばかじゃないのｗｗｗｗ

    TheAflock 1 year ago 4

  • xD Yay!

    MmmNoodles 1 year ago

  • This is madness!

    No..This..is...DICK!

    scottpilgrim88 2 years ago 7

  • You are good at blowing job, aren't you?

    smijjjjj 2 years ago 6

  • This video make me sick

    KazukiAkimoto1987 2 years ago

  • that woman's teeth look just like mine :(

    scarywitch13 2 years ago

  • "this is DICK!" while grabbing the crotch.

    What an educative bunch

    s4pil4ut 2 years ago 4

  • Moar lyke sexy ENGRISH amirite?

    pendejochy 2 years ago 4

  • god dammed!

    you can say cock, too!

    BlackwindSamurai 2 years ago 7

  • ROFLMAO......

    porn series learning english

    666NightEclipse 2 years ago

  • This is funny.

    nKazegoku 2 years ago

  • I laughed my ass off at the final pose

    They're like "YEAH OMFG WE WIN!"

    Florianthemaster 2 years ago

  • O_O is this a joke??

    s1korea 2 years ago

  • LMFAO!!

    UniQueLyEviL 2 years ago

  • I laughed my ass off to this video. Hahahaha. "This is a DICK!" hahahahaha.

    youtubasoarus 2 years ago

  • they are not americans...their russians

    fobmachine21 2 years ago

  • uninstall your life.

    cooterlicious 2 years ago 19

  • ROFL! she was bleeped. how the fuck is cockpit a sexy word? At the end i just died from laughing..

    ShadowUzi 2 years ago 6

  • Yeah! I want to is puttit in too!

    bps3013 2 years ago

  • god damned! you can say cock too!

    what kind of english lesson is that? xDDD we should use something like that in school too xDDD

    Kradchen 2 years ago

  • masterbation, hahaha

    kellyxhunter 2 years ago 2

  • The end is what realy did me in. XD Oh unintentionaly hilarious videos....

    EccentricSage 2 years ago

  • 2:58

    Zelvital 2 years ago

  • This is actually a clip from a porn show, if u haven realize..

    wildreams 2 years ago 2

  • Wow, not an everyday conversation for sure.

    "What's up?"

    "YEah! This is a pussy!"

    This whole thing is utterly pathetic. I hope it was only meant as a joke.

    qPlung 2 years ago

  • WOW!! All I heard there was haka, daka, laka, n all that other shit

    xxPanteraxxx 2 years ago

  • LOL!!

    very funny

    s3xySpnky 2 years ago

  • supahlulz

    ElChe888 2 years ago

  • OMFG!! Hahahaha...."D1ck ohh i can say c0ck to" hahaha..."You you good at blowing job?"..hahaha..."Yay!"

    jesseheifer 2 years ago

  • You're gay, and this video is hilarious.

    NeoNoggie 2 years ago

  • Obvious troll is obvious.

    Saiyuki02134 2 years ago

  • you are good at blowing job arent you?

    rb6elite 2 years ago

  • That's how it goes down at Taro's.

    Yasmar89 2 years ago 7

  • Lol the main female speaker has like zero motivation for this...

    XD

    Cashingles 2 years ago

  • IT IS NOT A COCKPIT

    eyepoo 2 years ago

  • WHAT

    Zorbane 3 years ago

  • "This is blasphemy, This is madness!!!"

    "No..THIS IS DICKU!!!!"

    scottpilgrim88 3 years ago

  • LOOOOOOOOOL

    LordDavid6 3 years ago

  • Hi Taro!

    Hi Gloria!

    What's up?

    Yeah! This is a pussy!

    insta lold

    mengfoley 3 years ago 42

  • this is cockpit isn't it?

    IntricationZ 3 years ago

  • whatever, this got me off

    OverlordZero 3 years ago 3

  • lol YEAH!

    Lawliet1369 3 years ago

  • Whats up

    Yeah this is a pussy

    LulzBat 3 years ago 4

  • ROFLMFAO! This is the most unsexy way to say these words lol, japanese accents make it sound so retarded.

    KittyKat290 3 years ago

  • Wtf?

    AnimeladyOMG 3 years ago 5

  • I love how they said "pussy"

    Zeigster 3 years ago

  • The "yeah at the end is what makes it surreal.

    plaparen 3 years ago

  • God Dammed, you can say cock too!

    rsnk1 3 years ago

  • Wanna come in the cockpitt?

    plaparen 3 years ago 3

  • sure^___^

    rsnk1 3 years ago 2

  • i like them saying Pussy "pussy"

    rekinu5 3 years ago

  • "Yeah! I want to is putit in!" ROFL!

    bps3013 3 years ago 3

  • Are YOU blowing job?

    bps3013 3 years ago 3

  • God Dammed, you can say cock too! lol

    speciesofpositive 3 years ago 8

  • LMFAO COCKPIT.

    caoimhecarty 3 years ago 3

  • Dunno about you guys, but I'm aroused.

    AtOdinsCall 3 years ago

  • me too rofl

    verocity 3 years ago 4

  • what the hell?! lmao!

    HomedudePedroski 3 years ago

  • . . . Somehow I found that more... disturbing than amusing... O_o

    TheScarletRose 3 years ago 3

  • You are good at blowing job? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    I nearly pissed myself

    KibaNaruto22 3 years ago

  • t heart heart w

    AshURock 3 years ago

  • What kind of weird fucking planet are these freaks from?

    nanagnome 3 years ago

  • "Japan"

    RiotOnBroadway 3 years ago

  • so gay lol

    juicy9731 3 years ago

  • Fucking stupid!

    beersex12 3 years ago

  • "This is dick!" I love how he jerks and shakes his groin with his hand. I only wish that we, the viewers, had a chance to see the actual privates. "God Dammed" censorship!

    SuperEliteWarrior 3 years ago

  • I feel like maybe I watched this movie in school before...it has that super campy feel to it. AWESOMENESS

    sweetsatin24 3 years ago

  • What's up ! ... yeah ,this is a pussy ! LMAO !!!

    ImMrLoN3Ly 3 years ago 4

  • i have a cockpit

    rieper96 3 years ago

  • LOLzzz HAHAHA

    THURGOODa 3 years ago

  • God dammed!

    Angerelic 3 years ago

  • This is cockpit! ahahhahahahahhahahah!!!!

    plaparen 3 years ago 3

  • the hell? cockpit? and lol at the end the two of them doing their fabulous pose.

    doomdragon83 3 years ago 2

  • Cockpit?

    Roodypoocandyass 3 years ago

  • how is that sexy english?

    babbiisoxx13 3 years ago

  • this was so hilarious. the closeups killed me. hahaha. "God damned! You can say 'cock' too." XD

    I feel so educated now.

    yaoigirl93 3 years ago 3

  • LOL!!! Oh my God, that's funny!

    Kinoryo 3 years ago

  • This is DEEK!

    nowais 3 years ago

  • DEEK

    nowais 3 years ago

  • LET'S SEXY INGRIIIISH!!!

    SgtTravisBickle 3 years ago

  • lmfao

    ahahahahahaaha

    chaosmans 3 years ago

  • WOW

    Headbanger979 3 years ago

  • Pilot: Hey kid! Wanna a ride in the cockpit?

    rollygenesis 3 years ago 3

  • lmao, hilarious

    Dzakku 3 years ago

  • Not all Japanese are terrible at English. The college-educated ones tend to be pretty flue-OH MY GOD

    MaverickLoneshark 3 years ago

  • I have never heard anyone use cockpit to refer to a vagaina.

    turkelton17 3 years ago 2

  • how come the english speaking ladies are saying it in engrish?

    Sefveron 3 years ago

  • Because the caucasian girls are from Russian or Eastern Europe. Obviously all in this video shows that English isn't their first English.

    TsarObezyanka 3 years ago 2

  • it all makes sense now

    Sefveron 3 years ago

  • lol

    CockSniffers 3 years ago

  • YEAH!

    ab5tr4kt 3 years ago 2

  • They could, you know, actcually teach proper pronunciation.

    Dragonofgold 3 years ago

  • That is because the European girls are from Russia or are from East of Europe. So obviously no proper pronunciation.

    TsarObezyanka 3 years ago

  • I know, that's why I said it.

    Dragonofgold 3 years ago

  • what the hell

    everbluenocturne 3 years ago

  • I love the cartoons the japanese make, but that doesn't change the fact that they are freaky as hell...

    Jowgen 3 years ago

  • Hahaha!!

    "This is dick!!"

    hahahaha! xD

    ElegantxEmily 3 years ago

  • Where the fuck did they find these girls, probably somewhere in eastern europe. They can barely speak english  *facepalm*

    achmedlolol 3 years ago

  • HAHAHAHA

    WHAT THE HELL IS COCKPIT HAHA

    kakashiRlz 3 years ago

  • omg hahaah funniest thing ever!! hahaha

    xerhuedx 3 years ago

  • i like the close up of them saying the words. it gets me everytime

    theotherloser 3 years ago 2

  • this is cockpit. Lol :P

    runnarf 3 years ago

  • LMFAO~

    jasontc2007 3 years ago

  • "God damned!  You can say 'cock' too!"

    CrimsonDeluxe 3 years ago

  • hahha

    you at good blowing job

    hahahaha

    chazza04 3 years ago 2

  • wow.... that was funny! who they hell uses cockpit?

    7In7your7dreams7 3 years ago 4

  • haha wow funny

    hannahbananar 3 years ago

  • lmao

    onceagian 3 years ago

  • why choose

    bigdan6ft5 3 years ago

  • LOL! "yeah!"

    MarkyR 3 years ago

  • Oh dear mother - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. *gigglesnort*

    SusumiCHAN 3 years ago

  • YAY!

    PinothyJ 3 years ago

  • funny

    Heymonkey81 3 years ago

  • Come on these girls are so russian...at least the one in the middle is...listen to her accent.

    dollsnatch 3 years ago

  • so, what you saying?

    liule410 3 years ago

  • so, what you saying then?

    liule410 3 years ago

  • Uhhhhh...that they are using Eastern Euros that can't speak English to teach English. Obviously.

    dollsnatch 3 years ago

  • All they need is some hot girls who look like europians and can say "dick"! Do you really need an english teaching education diploma or some sorts?!

    liule410 3 years ago

  • ROfL! Uh I think you might be taking this a bit too serious asshole. I'll I'm saying is maybe they should of run through their little skit with someone who actually spoke english not engrish so you wouldn't get things like " cock pit, is this dick inside of pussy and you are good at blowing job aren't you" It's kind of like getting a bunch of koreans to teach people dirty Japanese.

    dollsnatch 3 years ago

  • what?! asshole your mom!

    liule410 3 years ago

  • ROFLMAO. Great come back retard.

    dollsnatch 3 years ago 5

  • AHHAHA COCKPIT HAHAHAHAHHAHAH the scene is sooo funny

    agollaglee 3 years ago

  • eew

    queenburnz 3 years ago

  • lame

    SNAAAKE 3 years ago

  • omg hahhahaha the funnniest video eeverrr

    AZNjackazz 3 years ago

  • OMG wtf?? This is so hilarious! hahaha!!

    Cashingles 3 years ago 2

  • They forgot to add boobytrap

    Ladanian 3 years ago 2

  • thats hilarious. cockpit is not a real term unless its about avionics.

    and why are the girls white??? they look romanian.

    FranzFerdinand55 3 years ago

  • ... Who the hell says cockpit ?

    RainyDayCrane 4 years ago 5

  • Nobody I know, unless they're talking about an airplane.

    Wyverness 4 years ago

  • Hillariousness starts at 02:50 and onward...

    KesorodaBlk 4 years ago

  • why is this flagged?

    i mean god there body parts! right..

    right? humm... i wonder.. mabey right... humm..

    cattigereyes1 4 years ago

  • I'd hit it.

    cluckoshaggy 4 years ago