Family Guy - AA meeting ( funny family guy moment )

[renostheflash]

u sure ? , cant find it

[renostheflash]

wat episode is it from?



[edwinpedram]

@renostheflash Season 9 - Episode 11

[Pedr6500]

before religion:

guy 1:hey me like you, and no reason not to

guy 2: me like you and have no reason not to

guy 3: WE ARE OUT OF WATER!!!!

*beating with clubs till death

[ghostreap]

This is fact.

[Jamman88888]

im a Christian, but i have to say HILARIOUS as per useful for family guy

[FirelordRoku]

@Jamman88888

This. Funny as hell.

[06qwert06]

seriously i know stalin has nothing to do with this video but that man was flat out crazy...

[StevenUlyssesPerhero]

Before religion: "You have nice things. Can I have them?" "No." *Murder ensues*

[MrsFlagThat]

so fucking true

[pythonman7]

People got along before religion? Yes, because as we all know, the time of the Romans was incredibly peaceful.

[shadowkirby102]

@pythonman7 There was religion back then, and also the Roman's actually were beneficial to the people who were dominated.

[Mrparkourplaya]

so im guessin all of u r athiests well good luck wgere ur going

[Snakey473]

@Mrparkourplaya when i'm dead? umm...i think i won't care BECAUSE I'M DEAD THEN. lol

[megaheracross2]

And that is the core of Non-Religous belief.

[benkerr69]

sooooooooooooooooooo ummmmmmmmmmmmmm religion was used to control people but thats ok right?

[Lilycha100]

Lol human have always belived in Religon even at the begining of our evolution

[jamiechang2011]

@Lilycha100 What the hell does "begiNing of our evolution" even mean. what did u use, google translate? u immigrant.

[mrf1997]

I'm a magic baby and i find this offensive

[s332651397]

"thousands of years before religion"...wait, since when was christianity the first religion.

-->Druids

-->Roman Pantheon

-->Greek Pantheon

-->Phaoric Cults of Eygpt

-->Summerian Fertility Cults

HERP MOTHAFUCKIN DERP.

[MrsFlagThat]

SO FICKIN TRUE DAMN U AUTO CORRECT!!!

[IIBrutalGrinderII]

hahaha family guy always tells the truth

[MrBastilleDay]

I am offensive and find this very religious.

[metallidethN9ne]

its funny how a 19 second clip could sum up the cause of thousands of years of conflicts. 

[Videot01]

Remember, religion doesn't start wars or flame wars. The idiots behind them do.

[metallidethN9ne]

@Videot01 very, very, very true. 

[allicx96]

I seen this epidsode 2 times...

[xkxit]

"I like Youtube and have no reason not too."

"I like YOUtube and have no reason not too."

Troll: Religion

AHH HAHAHHHH *STAB STAB* AHHHH

[malaysianmetalhead]

LOL! this is funny! xD

yes I don't believe the Abrahamic religions but I'm not an atheist either. my faith is universal, I believe the universe is some kind of "Supreme Being"

[princeofiron]

meh jews and arabs have been hating each other way before jesus

[Axelgear2006]

Ha ha, McFarlane thinks religion was at some point not a part of humanity, or that humankind didn't have reason to fight before. Oh Seth, you so silly.

[xSwaggaxVersace]

im a catholic and found this hilarious

[metallidethN9ne]

Instant favorite!!

[mexicoman42]

:trolldad:

:challengeaccepted:



[mexicoman42]

:yuno:



[pcblah]

guy on left stabbed right guys crotch

[loblig]

its a bit to true tho O_O

[metallidethN9ne]

@loblig lol yeah thats one reason why I find it to be so funny.

[THANATOS112220]

Hahhahh family guy is funny, this episode was pretty good.

[JDDragon2009]

its funny because its true

[JDDragon2009]

its funny cuz its true

[Balletdanserinden]

i love the comment wars thats the best thing about comments what the hell are you talking about

[MyCoolio14]

the middle guy totally got destroyed..

[connorblue1]

So thats how it happened..

[Sugarhigh352]

Come on guys religion is useful, without it what would we make fun of? xD

[Termiborger]

@Sugarhigh352 Uh...Rebecca Black? No wait, already done that...Hipsters! No, wait, done that too...damn it, okay, you won this match good sir! :D

[PicklesParodyPalace]

@Sugarhigh352 NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS AND CHINKS

[Ulfnarr]

@Sugarhigh352 reality

[TheFoolFactory]

good quality

[TheRobAndOnly1]

Religion - The only thing that killed more innocents than communism.

[shadowkirby102]

@TheRobAndOnly1 Communism didn't kill that many people, it only oppressed them.

[globalchaos1984]

@shadowkirby102 lol look up the Stalinist purges.

[p1town]

@TheRobAndOnly1 I don't remember communists killing innocent people, fascists yes, but not communists.

[TheRobAndOnly1]

@p1town

I didn't say that communists killed a lot of innocents, I said that communism killed a lot of innocents; meaning that people died because of it.

[franbatista123]

@p1town search : Stalin's Starvation of Ukraine that man was crazy...

[yackon4game]

@TheRobAndOnly1 Communism, at least how it was used by people like Stalin, is basically a religion. People must worship their dictator. A deity gets in the way of that.

[TheRobAndOnly1]

@yackon4game

Really? Because I thought that it was a political way for a country to make sure all people were treated the way others were and had the same amount of money and land, meaning no one was really dictated to do anything as long as they sticked to their part. The leader was just making sure this worked out. Only problem with this political way is that people are greedy. And when people get greedy, things can turn ugly.

[igonehurtyourass]

without religion they would not have a reason to like each other =b

[imbancable]

Totally unexpected

[GirlLovesGuns]

wait.... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[MrPopeye232323]

Indeed That's How It Was...

[Rachamacha]

Um...if they all liked each other, and had no reason not to...why were they carrying swords?

[Nick28cc]

to solve the issue.... something created everything... everyone should agree :D

[Denarvi]

Lol at everyone arguing about religions, everyone is entitled to believe in something; I for one believe I should have another drink.

[1nemindgypsy]

@REALLNAROAD28 go to rapture ready.com i think it is and its called teaching of islam and plus read these few scriptures in the quran surah 5:73 surah 3:19 surah 9:30 thay clearly say Christianity is wrong

[TaigaXAzunyanX]

@1nemindgypsy really the reason why you think another religion is wrong because you read it in an opposing religions holy book? that's laughable.....

[1nemindgypsy]

@TaigaXAzunyanX actually not because my bible is opposing its because the quran is corrupt and says kill the jews and christians it bascicly says its not the same God

[raztis1]

@1nemindgypsy kind of like the bible saying to kill basically everyone..

[Lazybear22]

YouTube debates are the same as the paralympics you can win but you're STILL a mogul

[annoyingorange3601]

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[Abaddon133]

That elderly guy in the middle is BEAST. He killed the two other guys, all while they both were attacking only him.

[bioweaponsystem154]

Well, people will naturally hate each other without just cause or provocation so I laughed when they started doing all the stabby crap. People make such a fuss about religion even though some non-religious people can be the exact same way.

[ThePierrekirbyfanboy]

@bioweaponsystem154 Really? Then please point me out the last time you heard about agnostics blowing themselfs up in the name of agnosticism or atheist bombarding research centers. People who believe absurdities will commit atrocities.

[Primus2X]

what episode is this?

[edwinpedram]

@Primus2X Season 9 - Episode 11

[olliepfc94]

im christian but i lmfao

[ichmagfisch]

thumbs up if u think that guy in the middle was a badass

[1nemindgypsy]

muslums dont worship the same God their god says to kill the jews and christians allah is false

[RealNarod28]

@1nemindgypsy complete bullshit lie created by mainstream media to spread hate on muslims.

[1nemindgypsy]

@RealNarod28 its in the quaran ive actually read it allah says to kill the Jews and Christians

[RealNarod28]

@1nemindgypsy no they religion didnt says to kill people. give me a link with somekind of proof.

[1nemindgypsy]

@RealNarod28 if its the same God then why do they have different commandments and laws. ps im a Chistian

[IHasTheRabies4Yaoi]

@RealNarod28 yeah well come to europe, we have heaps of muslim immigrants.

Of course there's a part of them that are, well, good people and such, but then you have the extremists and the new generation. We all know about the extremists but let me tell you about the new generation:

they are anti-white to many extremes, kids in school get beaten up by these kids because they were either white, jewish, black or asian.

I know what I'm fucking talking about, I live around these people 24/7.

[RealNarod28]

@IHasTheRabies4Yaoi yeah i know. But im right that their religion didnt say kill everyone who is not muslim.

[IHasTheRabies4Yaoi]

@RealNarod28 Well it did not say it blatantly in the Qran (did I spell it right?)

but has hinted it, yes.

But most of the anti-non-muslim hate has been started by extremist priests... And with all the power that they have, a good part of the population believes them.

[wildhias]

love shocking family guy jokes about religion - but that one is sooo stupid - it would be better suited for a parody of naive atheists

[PrivateVideoArchive]

@wildhias I think that's what it was.

[stockfiddy15]

seth mcfarshit is such douchebag and so is family guy..and so is everyone for liking that shit...fucking adults watching cartoons...stupid fuckin americans...i'd want to bomb us too

[Metaldudehere]

@stockfiddy15 Obviously you can't take a joke, family guy takes stereotypes, Religion, anything else of that matter and everything thats wrong with it, and exploits it in a funny matter. Family guy is shock humour, and sometimes very intelligent, but sometimes very very stupid. You are probably believe in religion, and wouldn't laugh at a religious joke, but you would probably laugh at an atheist joke. If you don't like Family guy, don't watch it, end of story

[Metaldudehere]

@stockfiddy15 Obviously you can't take a joke, family guy takes stereotypes, Religion, anything else of that matter and everything thats wrong with it, and exploits it in a funny matter. Family guy is shock humour, and sometimes very intelligent, but sometimes very very stupid. You are probably believe in religion, and wouldn't laugh at a religious joke, but you would probably laugh at an atheist joke. If you don't like Family guy, don't watch it, end of story

[johnwasthewalrus]

@stockfiddy15 What's wrong with cartoons? What is it that makes animated storytelling somehow less valuable than live-action storytelling?

[jericho717]

@stockfiddy15 good luck with that, why are you even in on this page if you dont like the vid, or in America, or alive?

[Thrudgelmir2333]

So, essentially, if I understood correctly, Brian is against everything that includes austere behavior towards Alcohol and weed.

[Scully940507]

So true lol. I love Brian

[1818assmonkey]

Really your going to say Christianitys the greatest ever heard of the inquisition the crusades all that good stuff Christianity isn't all that peace full it claims to be but its been corrupted along the line somewhere ok there glen bleck now I know your response will be Muslim this and liberal this but what ever you believe what you want and ill believe what I want

[istoledthisaccount]

Actually not all religion is to blame, modern Christians are peaceful people, it is the Jews and Muslims who think they are better people piss me off and they are inferior to the Christian power. Christianity is supreme!

Brian from family guy is also very 'liberal'. These type of liberal people have destroyed more in western society then all the terrorists combined!

[ramjet94]

man this is in EXTREMELY poor taste. Not onlydoes it not make since because AA actually helps people and like frogger said people have had religion since the beggining.

[frogger537]

This is SUCH SHIT! People were religous ever since civilization! There are even cave drawing depicting "gods". It's not like Jesus came along and the world got fucked up, there were pagans before him. And the people in the cutaway would have been Jews so they were already religious. What a bunch of bull.

[compton508]

@frogger537 they probably should have worded the joke better but relax no need to sweat a family guy joke

[frogger537]

@compton508 yeah i know but this is just plain retarded

[KraftTV]

LOOOOOOOL!

[ZimTheHomicidalAlien]

It's funny coz it's true

[Lakepaw711]

@Jaremus I don't know if that was supposed to be some SICK FUCKING JOKE or if you actually MEANT IT. YES, I know there has been violence over religion. There has been violence about everything else, too. So shut your fucking trap. Religion is an influence, alright. It gives those in need hope. That there is something better in life So shut the fuck up and lay off the pot, jackass, and get a life.

[geterhero]

@Lakepaw711 "well other stuff causes violence too, but it gives people hope" thats your defense? so does crack but you dont see me worshipping a brick that came out of another brick without a third brick do ya? no because that happens every time you lace it with baby laxative (just like jesus wouldve used)

[Jaremus]

That's right religious nuts. You've been nothing but a deadly influence on the world. Christians and Muslims and Judaists alike.

Now stick that down your pipe and smoke it.

[jsbeard18]

@Jaremus

actually Jews pretty much dgaf what u believe in as long as u just leave em alone lol.

[Apollon0817]

Hey, did you hear about that magic baby that was born in Bethlehem?

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[SangheiliGeneral]

Doesnt that magic baby bring happiness and kindness to lots of people every year? anyway my 2 cents, thanks for another sucker punch Seth

[Uncontrolling69]

Family Guy do kinda make a point, Its the reason why I don't believe in religion, Because it can cause so much pain and suffering between other religious groups and Non Believers. Christians are criticized because of their Good behavior and attempts to convert other people, Muslims are criticized for what they wear, and other religions which I can't mention because I'm low on characters to type.

[sadlittleIMDBfan]

Gory sequence.

[nightowl685]

right, we all know how peaceful atheists are. I mean just look at Stalin's Russia, it was a freaking paradise.

[myfacesp]

This isn't fair. If people aren't fighting over religion, they're fighting over something else. Religion can be a good thing, it's just when people abuse it,and then that is bad, just like anything else that can be a good thing, people abuse it, and then that is bad. BTW, I'd like more people to criticize Jews and muslims.I know their are people who do, but it seems like when anyone says an anti-semetic remark, the whole media is on that,but when people say anti-christain remarks,it isnt noticed

[teddy4dvids]

this made me laugh sooooo much

[jogeryjogo]

That middle guy did pretty good fighting 2 on 1.

[cnotes1985]

I don't get it but its toooo funny

[MrKangaroo69]

@cnotes1985 it's reffering to how religions bring wars

[Graverobber94]

press 8, wait for a second, press 9 and then 8 right after over and over again..

very amusing

[2010mitsos]

The guy in the middle got stubbed more times.

[ValisFan3]

More of Seth McFarlane's liberal atheist crap.

[UndergroundBoi1992]

@ValisFan3 yea let's hope your god causes an earthquake right under his house and kills him for making fun of religion, it's terrible like ain't it?

[Jaremus]

@ValisFan3 Ahahahahahahahahaha!! This scetch is of pure brilliance. Go read a bible and iron your shirt.

[maidenkid84]

@ValisFan3 THANK YOU!

[carrots667]

@ValisFan3 u mad?

[jchizick22]

seriously, i want the song when joe shows up and the whole scene that goes along with it, f c right laws, we paid for it already.

[Nascarking24]

Thumbs Up if you hate finding Comment Wars about Religion on videos like this on Literally Every single page. I hate comment wars in general but the comment wars between and Atheist and a Christian I absolutely can't stand.

[Nick28cc]

@Nascarking24 exactly who gives a fuck no matter what u believe its a joke so shut up and laugh

[SpellboundSolution]

@Nascarking24 Better than hearing about Chuck Testa. Is it just me or is that the most annoying and overused meme ever? Thank you for giving us memes Prof. Dawkins, this is all your fault!

[millyybabess]

@universalshadow Well i dont know exactly what youre saying because of the double negative at the start of your comment, but if you're trying to say that humans needed the Bible to evolve. Thats ridiculous! when religion developed, people of different religions wanted to kill each other and still do! which is why terrorism exists. They also wanted to kill everyone who didnt follow the rules for innocent reasons such as homosexuals and different races. Religion turned us against each other.

[Kartoonkid95]

I'm not in AA, eh.

[universalshadow]

It's quite funny how all of those men standing there would've already been jewish and thus be religious

[millyybabess]

@helmesjo yeah glad you agree!

[millyybabess]

Omg that sums up hundreds of years of religion in just a few seconds! Religion causes nothing but problems, be much better off without it. I love Brian! haha

[helmesjo]

@millyybabess You took the words right out of my fingertips. Religion is for weakminded.

[universalshadow]

@millyybabess naa man wouldn't have had no reason to overcome the nature to remorelessly kill people, and be promiscuous savages so without religion making a set of rules for us to live by we never would have developed in the first place

[SpectralOpposites]

Here's a fact. You can't get offended over religion. Cause it's all about belief, and if others doubt you, they simply don't believe and they don't have to

[WHITEMANK3TIMES]

you do know brian is a cartoon dog right? lol hes not going to see you say that

[Thrudgelmir2333]

@WHITEMANK3TIMES Actually no. Brian is not just a Cartoon Dog. He's Seth McFarlane bitching to the world.

[dameinisnumberthe1]

honestly Brian's an idiot people actually were worse without religion because people back then were savage monsters who wanted to kill and saw no reason not to so Brian can shove it up his ass and i'm an atheist myself and saying this so Brian go fuck yourself

[MugiwaraJr]

@dameinisnumberthe1 Lmao of course you are. *Walks away slowly*

[dameinisnumberthe1]

@MugiwaraJr well actually i have levayan beliefs so that's what i really am but they're atheists who see Satan as a metaphor for mans wants and desires that are sins but natural and god as a figment of peoples imagination to try and not be scared of death and as rules for mankind

[MugiwaraJr]

@dameinisnumberthe1 People fear the unknown. To place a diety in a situation gives comfort to the fearful. Disbelief in a god simply states that we (humans) don't know all the answers but, we will strive for them with each passing second. That's why we have science, the system built to answer what we couldn't and achieve what we always may not. Don't shoot for the simple answer " God done it" but, try and actually figure out where we came from and where we're going.

[dameinisnumberthe1]

@MugiwaraJr 'precisely but for Brian to say religion is for idiots makes him a royal douche who should be fixed i have religion and those without religion have religion so why cant Brian just let people believe what they want



[MugiwaraJr]

@dameinisnumberthe1 1st You contridicted yourself with that "those without religion have religion". 2nd Religion forces itself onto those "non believers" all of the time so when it may seem odd that when people actually get enough and speak out against that you seem shocked. Lastly the whole concept of magic makes people skeptic, especially when people feel as though there diety has magic but, no one is ever able to see them. Also dying in the name of a diety is pretty crazy.

[dameinisnumberthe1]

@MugiwaraJr well you have to have an above fifth grade level education to get that her this may help

re·li·gion

–noun

a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

atheists have all that so again those without religion have religion

[MugiwaraJr]

@dameinisnumberthe1 What "ritual observances" are you speaking of since I know you can't mean the supernatural part. So you give some definition without explaination. Also if you want to just look stuff up look up schizophrenia and you will see the correlation with a good group of religious folks.

[dameinisnumberthe1]

@MugiwaraJr ritual observance you know what they do on a timed basis like during Christmas they study the religion for whatever reason they do actually look at those with religion so suck it

[MugiwaraJr]

@dameinisnumberthe1 So you think Atheists just have little notebooks and study religious people around the holidays and that's why you call them religious? Lmao you're joking right? Atheists have no rituals to deal with so how is atheism a religion? Now I know you're just trolling around because nobody is this dumb.

[dameinisnumberthe1]

@MugiwaraJr oh my pride is so hurt i state my fucking opinion then little twelve year olds like you try to act smart seriously dude you got issues

[MugiwaraJr]

@dameinisnumberthe1 Why yes I'm very smart and the statement you've given wasn't in the form of expressed opinion but, conviction of it being fact. If you want to state an opinion use words like "I think" or "in my opinion". You have to start thinking and stop being so butt hurt when people point out your mistakes.

[srvhs]

@mburmy cmon dude it's Family Guy, not National Georgaphic.

[Lucix1337]

4 people must have heard about that magic baby

[64MrBubbles]

press

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[SavageLE2B]

I LIKE EVERYONE BELOW ME AND HAVE NO REASON NOT TO

[mcnuggetz25]

guy in the middle is a true baws

[TheMoodyLawless]

<3 it

[TheMrCFH]

If they all like each other why are they all carrying swords?

[EnjoiEngMySelf]

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[yaragorm]

It's funny how uninformed and incredibly biased this show is towards religion. :)

[32simas]

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENCE!

[gokuandmario4ever]

@32simas that better be sarcasm I'm hearing, otherwise you are SOOOOOOO screwed!!!!!!!!!!