This has been one of my favorite songs ever! I first heard it bumping from a passing car in early 83' (I was 10 years old then) It stuck to me since then.
I was doing a dance at the beginning of school, and I tried to get my friends to join in, and I just pumped this song out my iPod and they all joined in.
You people have no idea how happy this makes me every day when i turn my computer on and this pops up as my home page, every morning at 6:15. Never fails to start making me convulse and smile while i just run in circles.
I was there when these guys played at the Ontario Place Forum back in 1983, at the height of their popularity. It was an outdoor venue with a grassy hill surrounding the entire stage for seating. When they played this song, everyone in the audience got up and danced all around the hill. Good times......
when i was in high school health class the teacher had us make a poster with things and phrases associated with sex. I wrote these lyrics down. she didn't get it until she read half of it.
@TheDjkraft i now know that he wasn't around though, because that woman looks nothing like demi more, even though the midget is a spitting image of bruce willis.
Suddenly I understand why it's called the safety dance. If you dance it you are not likely to get laid, which (as everybody knows) is the safest form of sex.
After reading the lyrics in the description, safety doesn't even look like an actual word now
WINNONAAA 3 hours ago
A wiccan dance
xXAmmyIssunXx 4 hours ago
When he goes "Taking a Cha-aa-aaaa--ance" it sounds like he got stuck in a yawn in the middle of signing.
dunbar9finger 6 hours ago
this is too awesome to be legal
lolGundam 10 hours ago
whats with the weapons of mass destruction at the end for? is that what people used to stop this guy from making another song?
kirk0respite 12 hours ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Men Without Hats
I dance like the blonde :C
0Hiddenqueen0 13 hours ago
Robin Walker doesn't like the Artist's name.
AugmentedGamer 13 hours ago
A cracked out blonde and a midget will take ya places.
lcacwelder 13 hours ago
Almost 9 million.
lcacwelder 13 hours ago
is this the new skyrim dlc?
nachoskater44 14 hours ago
YAAAAAY MIDGETS THAT LOOK LIKE LEPRECHAUNS!!!!!!!! officially best video ever
Jessegruber16 15 hours ago
I love the fact that Family guy, The Simpson AND Futurama all referenced this :D
keeperofthecheese 16 hours ago
PuLsEv3.....
TalktomuchCOD 16 hours ago
Why don't we have any of this greatness in 2012?! This video is great.
SarSezYes 16 hours ago
@SarSezYes So sorry you guys missed the greatest decade for TOTALLY COOL DANCE MUSIC...The 80's!
OrionDenali 11 hours ago
y u no smile
Guitarsnail1 17 hours ago
That blonde girl will be the death of me. XDDDD
ErinOhtori 20 hours ago
Human Blade Dancer and Halfling Bard... wierd combo
ZennXPaladin 21 hours ago
I want what there smoking!
therocker30001 22 hours ago
JENSEN
grav0pl 22 hours ago
What with the serious face from the singer, you would think he was starting a rebellion for good music and even better times.
MrThebigcheese125 22 hours ago
@MrThebigcheese125
lol he is just an ugly fucker.
dcs34colin 21 hours ago
677 people didn't dance safely. And I lost my hat!!! DAMN IT!!!!!
jdsgiftshack 1 day ago
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677 men with hats, no friends of mine.....
lapichipepona 1 day ago
Family Guy had this
Joemama9990 1 day ago
@Joemama9990 stfu
HUNRUSPWNZ 1 day ago 2
@Joemama9990 shut up kid
FIGHTFANNERD3 22 hours ago
Love both versions of this song!!!
jimmyjames6440 1 day ago
watch?v=ysNd4QGOgeY
TubeSalvation 1 day ago
You know this dance wasn't as safe as they said it was...
limewirevampire 1 day ago
He Is From MONTREAL !! ! GO HABS GO !
jsuiscommecatuckoi 1 day ago
don't leave your midget friend unattended at a party... he will be sexually harassed by a red clown with a stick...
RAVESTATIONWORLDWIDE 1 day ago
WHAT THE HELL?????????????
FisHJUstGoTPowned 1 day ago
LOL WTF
INeverWanted2010 1 day ago
What happened to NEW WAVE?
Edgehead10075 1 day ago
Why don't they have videos like this anymore? They're all so pedantic now.
Edgehead10075 1 day ago
it makes me want to toss midgets ....or a game of bar bowling......lol
TheZenuc 1 day ago
midget butt!
barkerpowell 1 day ago
Surprise dance!
HansHDSpy 1 day ago
I love this song! It has been stuck in my head playing in the background somewhere since I can remember. As I was born in 1982 this makes sense.
krip44 1 day ago
where are they from one of my fav 80s song
pepper7280 1 day ago
@pepper7280 Canada
scottievand 1 day ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Men Without Hats
Scrubs <3
Jamesm5219 1 day ago
MEN WITHOUT HATS!? They must be new to TF2...
WildFangWolf 1 day ago in playlist Favorite videos
So, is this about contraceptives?
leostmark 1 day ago
"We can dance if we want to!"
Bioware: Only in designated areas
marcster1994 1 day ago
Tainted love- cure, safety dance-men without hats, sweet dreams-eurythmics, take on me-aha....can anyone tell me songs as good as these?
oblivionmaster92 1 day ago
@oblivionmaster92
Any of them, because every song you just listed is terrible.
BusinessIDBAI 1 day ago
@BusinessIDBAI So you clicked on this song to say it's terrible? Great troll brah. :)
Speedogg138 1 day ago
@BusinessIDBAI Your cool because you just said my songs are terrible....want a cookie?
oblivionmaster92 1 day ago
that guys face is intense. lol
Eebee345 1 day ago
lmao.. elpres
Jimusmc 1 day ago
blond can dance on my lap
ELPRESADOR 1 day ago 18
@ELPRESADOR lol
R0cKs0l1dd 1 day ago
@ELPRESADOR oh hi el presador i see you also like this song..love ur sandy ravage commentary tho
xGetSmoked 1 day ago
@ELPRESADOR the blonde guy right?
MrJac989 1 day ago
@ELPRESADOR the midget? Damn right he can.
sinphos1 1 day ago
Am I the only one that saw farmers and bombs in the last second of the video? WTH?
sirdavies94 1 day ago
I like the song but that guy looks like a serial killer...
valdas0 1 day ago
This has been one of my favorite songs ever! I first heard it bumping from a passing car in early 83' (I was 10 years old then) It stuck to me since then.
albear972 1 day ago
this is what happens when teletubbies take LSD!!!
linscott63 1 day ago
It's so bad but yet...so fucking awesome.
XxDressagex 1 day ago
mean while in arts-
exposotheclown 2 days ago
well thats not what i expected for the videoo
KatEliMcd 2 days ago
the fuck.....
LaffinPumpkin 2 days ago
@ChuckingLimes He used repel
MauriceF713 2 days ago
Best, but still worst song ever :P
qwurban 2 days ago
thank you Turk from Scrubs bringing me here.
nixon24hr 2 days ago
That girl still scares the piss out of me.
Tbasic2011 2 days ago
turns out the safety dance wasn't so safe
bloodsrthebest 2 days ago
i remember watchin this on friday night videos before heading out to the kegger!!!
doglizzard67 2 days ago
98%
8maxthemax8 2 days ago
Watch out for wild Pokemon in the tall grass.
mingecakes 2 days ago
Family Guy
CHSMisfit87 2 days ago
I heard this on the radio one time.But I live in Hawaii
FiroxBeasT 2 days ago
What an acid trip this video was, but I do love the song :)
MsBrosser 2 days ago
This should be a top hit on the radio.
Wtf, why isn't it?
katluvur10 2 days ago
@katluvur10 It was. Almost 30 years ago.
GazelleDJ 2 days ago
@katluvur10 I. Don't. Care.
katluvur10 2 days ago
I was doing a dance at the beginning of school, and I tried to get my friends to join in, and I just pumped this song out my iPod and they all joined in.
Sweet Victory ^_^
Chuckstein88 2 days ago
What do you say when you answer the phone... Helloooooo.
destiny66 2 days ago
You people have no idea how happy this makes me every day when i turn my computer on and this pops up as my home page, every morning at 6:15. Never fails to start making me convulse and smile while i just run in circles.
MrThebigcheese125 2 days ago 2
i broke the replay button...
thenorthwoodsFH 2 days ago
this should be the new rick roll'd =D
Puppetmaster5434 2 days ago
jackass: the trippy years.
topzombie3 2 days ago in playlist YouTube Mix for Men Without Hats
Ricky Gervais should have got that dwarf instead of Warwick Davis for Life's Too Short. You can be sure 8m+ people haven't watched Willow.
fearamhain 2 days ago
How the hell did he get throught the long grass, without being attacked by pokemon?!
ChuckingLimes 2 days ago 95
@ChuckingLimes Repel :P
xANxxASSASSINx 2 days ago
@ChuckingLimes max repel
doggy848 2 days ago
@ChuckingLimes Dwarf is Pokemon #152
thebionicbosom 2 days ago
@ChuckingLimes ahahaha
jsuiscommecatuckoi 2 days ago
@ChuckingLimes he has max repel
Ninroo 2 days ago
@ChuckingLimes Poke repellent obviously... Noob
JustTwoGamerGuys 2 days ago
@ChuckingLimes He has the repel
vilchisss 2 days ago 7
@vilchisss He IS the repel
thortun15 1 day ago
@ChuckingLimes haha
branbrandogw 1 day ago
@ChuckingLimes
super repel
Misticulus 1 day ago
@ChuckingLimes repel ;)
patTrick90222 1 day ago
@ChuckingLimes Because he's not a faggot
Famin999 1 day ago
@ChuckingLimes Max repels
piamingo 1 day ago
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@ChuckingLimes asked "How the hell did he get throught the long grass, without being attacked by pokemon?!"
It's called the safety dance for a reason.
Dynamesmouse 1 day ago
@ChuckingLimes I'd like to know, because last time I checked, I still had ! encounter :(
itzsquall 1 day ago
@ChuckingLimes he bought a Repel.
the1withcheese 1 day ago
You guys do rearlise that the safety dance isn't that safe at all.
Solado 2 days ago 3
What is wrong with that woman?
Badass58344 2 days ago
I watch pom all day long
fetchy15 2 days ago
are they going to a renaissance fair?
MinatoNamikaze0627 2 days ago
Pulse V3?
DiogoMBV 2 days ago
This is how Aragorn and everyone who survived the battle at the Black Gate traveled back to Minas Tirith after Frodo destroyed the One Ring.
Felix2142 2 days ago
Creepy!!!
MrPeterlars 3 days ago
why is the dwarf/ little person wearing a hat.....is he not a Man?
quidda1 3 days ago 39
@quidda1 sorry i just can't stop laughing
vilchisss 1 day ago
i have heard this in too many movies
MultiPAVEL86 3 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
I grew up in the 80's and this is not the original song or video.
YankeesDaily 3 days ago
@YankeesDaily Funny comment. I am sure it is, you know?
durashka123 3 days ago
I still don't get the end this video is on LSD
DoomJoy666 3 days ago
I like hats!
bojames98 3 days ago
you're prize for getting through the 80's/things like this: grunge. thank god.
zepgirl106 3 days ago
LSD is a hell of a drug...
justshatbricks 3 days ago
ROFL!
klowdz1 3 days ago
random :D
emtguns 3 days ago
we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet?! BUT YOU HAVE NO HATS.
BelairUSN 3 days ago
AWSOME!!!!! FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
windsnow40you 3 days ago
I was there when these guys played at the Ontario Place Forum back in 1983, at the height of their popularity. It was an outdoor venue with a grassy hill surrounding the entire stage for seating. When they played this song, everyone in the audience got up and danced all around the hill. Good times......
MotionPictures100 3 days ago
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ok7502 3 days ago
tyrion lannister
RonnieRimjob 3 days ago
So, did they give everybody on set a few ecstasy pills each 'er what?
fetchy15 3 days ago
This video is really cool (and an UNSAFE safety dance) but it is the single most STRANGE thing I have ever seen in my life...
JaniceM4791 3 days ago
One dance to rule them all
attttomas 3 days ago 2
the safety dance is the UNSAFEST DANCE ever
kojakbangbang7 3 days ago
man i need me a fucking midget
drakich1 3 days ago
two words:
GAY
and
AWESOME
PLANEPLANEbunny 3 days ago
i have this acheivement
Buyooka421 3 days ago in playlist dubstep and others..
family guy brought me here
killzone2folive 3 days ago
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@killzone2folive if family guy brought you here, then you are a sad little recluse, and why would everyone want to know how you ended uo here anyway!
lilpsychobuddy 3 days ago
@killzone2folive it brought me here too lol
nightninja01 3 days ago
LINK IS GETTING KIND OF OLD ZELDA IS KIND YOUNG STILL
skate2274 3 days ago
LORD OF THE RINGS EARLY YEARS
skate2274 3 days ago
He lied. I cant go where I want to.
I have a restraining order.
xaber101 3 days ago in playlist Liked videos
my reaction to sopa
JonnyMosay 3 days ago
EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS
staenir 3 days ago in playlist Musikk
The next Dovahkiin is in our presence.
JollyRancherBoy384 4 days ago
@thehunt12021 I want the midget as a follower in Skyrim
johntwhiteley 4 days ago 2
this was where they made LOTR?
OLDMANBADGER 4 days ago
1:45 the inspiration for Family guy's giant chicken fights
H12871 4 days ago
Ssss Aaaaaa Ffffff Eeeee .!!!!
idaro100 4 days ago
awesome song still have it on cassette
justjoe469 4 days ago
this reminds me of A Knights Tale so bad
omen909 4 days ago
0:40 ... Anyone?
DuBMaNiaK 4 days ago
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DuBMaNiaK 4 days ago
probably the happiest midget i have ever seen...
CobainFTW 4 days ago
Deus Ex and this song...
JJcDAmAn1 4 days ago
Little know fact- Hats in men with out hats refers to jimmy hats. That doesn't seem to safe to me.
BartStafford 4 days ago
If i were a midget, this would be my dream job.
MrThebigcheese125 4 days ago 3
one does not just safety dance into mordor
9woop 4 days ago in playlist Favorite videos 120
@9woop hahaahahha awesome
serbin16m 4 days ago
@9woop he is called cicero
smootchie90 4 days ago
@9woop YOU MY FRIEND, WIN. NO QUESTION LMFAO
THESNARTHY 3 days ago
the world of Azeroth back in the 80's
nosey1982 4 days ago
I always think of Bio-Dome everytime i hear this.
TrAkMan83 4 days ago
god dammit funnyjunk i cant stop listening to this now
weaselychicken 4 days ago 2
@weaselychicken ha same here
mattshayo 4 days ago
the internets response to sopa, pipa and acta?
MrClown2121 4 days ago
@MrClown2121 we can do what we want to without being told otherwise
mattshayo 4 days ago
im in the weird part of youtube again...
serbin16m 4 days ago
@serbin16m This isn't the weird part of YouTube. Why would you say that? What a dumb comment.
josa115 4 days ago
@josa115 fuck off troll
serbin16m 4 days ago
when i was in high school health class the teacher had us make a poster with things and phrases associated with sex. I wrote these lyrics down. she didn't get it until she read half of it.
iceddawg123 4 days ago
@TheDjkraft i now know that he wasn't around though, because that woman looks nothing like demi more, even though the midget is a spitting image of bruce willis.
gutz323 4 days ago
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gutz323 4 days ago
i didn't know ashton kutcher was around in the 80's.
gutz323 4 days ago 2
classic from the days when MTV played music vids,,The Horror
2194ps 4 days ago
I also want a midget to dance with me when I go to bars
barrette62 5 days ago
This video looks like it was so fun to shoot!
jupiterinleo 5 days ago 31
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Thumbs up.
larockera30 5 days ago
Thumbs up.
larockera30 5 days ago
Thumbs up.
larockera30 5 days ago
fuuuck yaaaaa!
ezraatilano 5 days ago
Suddenly I understand why it's called the safety dance. If you dance it you are not likely to get laid, which (as everybody knows) is the safest form of sex.
TheEgimyr 5 days ago
like if your watching this in 1991
BR3YD055 5 days ago
Cat pictures brought me here....
DieKolkrabe 5 days ago
What the hell happened to the shire?! =)
TheBRUTALrc 5 days ago
I first saw this on Beavis and Butt-Head... the Cow Tipping episode. :)
saiyanblade84 5 days ago
My reaction to SOPA
jinpayne 5 days ago in playlist Favorite videos