Mass Effect 2: Miranda Lawson Romance Scene

[DistortedShroob98]

Why does the music at 0:44 remind me of Halo:Reach?

[Strayspiderstrut]

Mordin is a peeping Tom!

[GhOz7Se7eN]

Jack sex scene if better

[StokieStallion]

wow shepard thats how i fuck drunk, pick em up kissing them, fall over them on top, they fuck me i fall sleep

[JDubmarkchris97]

Never mind giving him a boner how's about sucking his dick

[ShuffleInMotion]

GUARENTEE THE DESIGNER FOR THIS GOT A BONER...

[cityofplant]

Is that it ?!

[MrDude826]

EDI and the Ellusive Man are watching.

[PatrikN793]

@MrDude826 Who's Ellusive Man? Is that some kind of DLC? The one I know is The Illusive Man.

[jakethebandguy]

ED is watching...

[Irishandproud20]

I have one thing to say......DAT ASS !!

[loaner1000]

I ran into kasumi after the game and she said all the things I was afraid of...."tali was there!!....in ngine room seriously.!! miranda's biotic powers WOW

[shotgunshells2]

*Tali walks in* "Hey Shepard, I- KEELAH! *turns around* YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE ON THE SHIP WITH AN ACTUAL BED, WHY ARE YOU ON MY WORKSTATION?"

[demonicspire1]

@shotgunshells2 The crew quarters have beds, and kasumi has a nice bed. Jack.. sort of has a bed. 

[Kingopersia]

EDIS GETTIN A SHOW!

[GameSkiller117]

nice ass!

[Juggernaughty824]

must be fun dry humping that chick~

[computergenie1]

1:19 garrus comes in SHEPARD!!!! SHEPARD I finished my calibrations!

[FinalNinja447]

Of, course, right in the engine room where the AI and pretty much anyone can poop in and go like ''HEY COMMANDER I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING THAT I THINK YOU SHOU--''

Shepard and Mirand: ...... Fuck.

[shorlems122]

They say Mass Effect 3 is big, just wait till you see my Mass Erect.

[xCaLeBxx]

HOLY SHIT what an ass

[piotrekr7]

My penis is always hard when I see her....

[Kingopersia]

she had a zipper on that thing?!

[MegaReapergrim]

LoL SPACE PORNO

[MrLolomatic]

20 dislikes were talimancers

[Parteatime1]

I'd laugh if when she unzipped her top she had a hairy chest!!

[ARKL808]

The part that sucks about this is that it comes back to bite you in the ass when you try to help Liara

[TheREALDanontheMoon]

Princess Leia called. She wants her slave outfit bra back.

[xXMrBBQXx]

If you didnt pause at 1:19 you are gayer than 50% of goats.

[TaggerungJuska]

Am I the only one who doesn't get: WHY THE ENGINE ROOM!!!????

[TheREALDanontheMoon]

@TaggerungJuska To fuck with Jack, of course.

[CassieWinslowFan]

@TaggerungJuska No Cameras. XD

[charlottebrady96]

why have porn when you have MASS EFFECT 2!!!

[oscarface94o]

guys do u get a chance to have $ex with miranda, after omega 4 relay or before going in and what are the conditions and can this be done over and over again thx :)

[SpunkRansomz]

@oscarface94o you have to have a strong romance with her and then when you set the omega 4 relay as your destination then it goes to this cutscene. but you only get the one time with her. maybe in mass effect 3 you can continue your romance though ;) same goes with all romance-able characters. hope this was helpful!

[oscarface94o]

@SpunkRansomz THX FRIEND, I HOPE She REMAINS AS UR SQUAD MEMBER IN mass effect 3 :)

[tidus114]

Think no one will reject when you get this far lol

[masseffectfan18]

Has anyone ever rejected her at this part? Cuz I've never seen what happens if u do

[cucumber0022]

I wonder how many people actually jerked off to this?

[shadowstorm1989]

Press 8 for BEWBS!

[marilynbaker36]

ashley walks in shepard i thoughy aout it and uhh.... well oh ummm fuck it lets threesome it

[YourSkyliner]

Chuck! He's banging your girlfriend!

[sazag]

@DarkZerkerX But you still have a romance with her if you decide not to go through with it.

[DigitalgamerEd]

Mordin says "hmm i see thats how humans have sex"

[zagnut36]

is it just me or did some one dising Meranda to kinda look like Kathren Zita Jones lol just saying lol

[MrLolomatic]

tenFTW really needs to make this number one for the best gaming asses

[Xlr8down]

SO here's pretty much what happened in my save game-

Cat fight with Jack and Miranda occurs. I, for whatever reason at the time, sided with Jack, as my paragon score wasn't high enough.

Now, I'm regretting having a sex scene with a bald bitch who just sobs on my shoulder half of the fucking time.

[tanooj2]

@Xlr8down i feel for you. i sided with jack too, but i couldn't stand her so i romanced tali instead.... that scene is tame compared to this one

[chumbucket206]

@Xlr8down I made the same mistake and now I cant get miranda :(

[Yngvelli]

Kinda risky to have sex in the engine room. But the PRIIIIIIIIIIIZE :)

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Jacob: *looks in the engine room* EDI, my black dick just lit up like a Christmas tree

[sandrat450]

i knew it... zippers still excist lol

[Sharpy101011]

Having to choose between her and liara is one of the most difficult decisions faced with in ME history!! Suppose it depends on how i'm feeling haha!

[showbizz10]

@Billycrash4 the AI can't see in the engine room that's why Miranda cleared it out, it wasn't the AI at the end it was the Normandys systems and engines

[Billycrash4]

And the AI watches all of this o_O

[DasFunkwagen]

doesn't, like, every room in the Normandy have a window overlooking the Engine??

[TheSPARTANJ13]

@DasFunkwagen the crew and thane get to see a show tonight!

[The1Dark1Marshmellow]

if you stare really long at the corners you see thane invisible jacking off

[eastos73]

19 people would rather be knocking one off to a psychopath down in the lower engineering decks :L high five to all who prefer our girl Miranda :D

[KingBeezyB1994]

Tali the best, sorry lol

[ItamarO93]

DAT ASS

[mattaddison19]

@ItamarO93 DEM TITS

[peopole45]

how award this must've been for the makers of the game:

"hey bob how's the romance scen......... DO YOU HAVE A BONER?"

[Hugia15]

Do you think Tali joined in,I mean she's like 10 feet away.

[iamtehgame]

She did the cowgirl!!!!

[IAmARad]

Miranda Lawson. Perhaps the best ass ever created in a video game.

[japanesepyro]

@IAmARad hell ya



[cjsmasher]

I wish Kelly's face was on miranda's body

[gechrished]

WTF , she looks just like Yvonne Strahovsky.

[bloodydeath808]

@gechrished thats cause it is.

[darkraider564]

@gechrished

Errrr..maybe 'cause they scanned her face into the game and just changed the hair to dark brown?

And she is Miranda's voice?

.. -.-

[KaminoProductions]

Meanwhile(Tali previosly started romance with Shepard): FUUUU SHEPARD U LEAVE ME FOR THAT SLUT?????

[taurenmilkco]

Realistic Crew Reactions.

Tali: FUUUUUUUUUUU-

Jacob: FUUUUUUUUUU-

Mordin: Cell sex, lol.

Grunt: What is this? WHAT IS THIS?!

Samara: Ahem.

Thane: ... (staring.)

Garrus: I have to make some... eh, Calbrations.

[BlakAttk]

@taurenmilkco Jack: This is hot....

[Sethdemasi]

Meanwhile Edi records the entire scene to put on youtube....

[SchwarzerVirus]

But TALI Is just a few steps away D:

[smashbrosfan25]

(tali and Kelly) why couldn't it be me

(legion) error error does not compute does not compute

(EDI) the pharamone levels in the engine have increase by 90%

(Joker) edi are you getting this

(Illusive Man) I knew installing cameras in the ship was good idea

On the shadow broker ship (liara) Oh my

some random Battarian wanna have a threesome

[smashbrosfan25]

Crew reactions (Jacob) Shepard you dog. ( Zaheed) Speachless (Garrus) taught him everything he knows. (Mordin) Most interesting must record for uh research. (Kasumi) really the engine room. (jack) Pssh show off. (Grunt) I don't get it what are they doing (whisper) Oooh Go battlemaster. (Samara) Ah yes young love. (Thane) Shepard props her on the control panle begins to kiss her neck thrust himself against the wall as they fall down she unzips her shirt revieling her bra.

[avpthegreat]

how do you trigger that scene?

[vidmuncher]

@WingZero201 DAT ASS

[kirschakos]

This just made the game even better. I finished it today and before the climatic end this scene was a good start for that:)

[alphaspecie224]

Jacob (watching from armoury observation window):

THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!

[Hamptoncltn]

@alphaspecie224 If only he knew there is a Japanese girl on the ship that's into him ;_;

[milontua]

shes supposed to be perfect ,and im pretty sure great majority of us chose her , but if liara was on the normandy with use , i would've chose liara over everyone!

[LilPorcelynDoll]

Why does boy shep get all the fun and us Fem sheps get boring hand holding crap?! Girl's like sex too!

[2cool4you27]

DAMMMMMMMMMMN mirandas ass effect gives me a mass erect

[dragonforks93]

If only it was this easy to pull chicks in real life...

[xXxXxBetrayerxXxXxX]

@dragonforks93 some of them are, you just gotta be lucky to run into them, and you also need some wit, but that goes without saying, since you need that for every type of girl, not just the 'friends with interests' ones

[dragonforks93]

@xXxXxBetrayerxXxXxX lol i imagine it isn't this easy since all you have to do is pick the paragon option every time and then boom, dry humping time :p

[Halo4Lyf]

@dragonforks93 Get married dude. She's always there and you don't have to put the work in - because you've already done it.

[Boromir43]

@dragonforks93

It is if you are a legend like Shepherd

[MatthewQuinn000]

@dragonforks93 It is all you need to do is be the commander of a ship and save the galaxy a few times

simples ;)

[toobuku76]

why the hell did they make her ass all big and nasty in the game tho?!?!

[Freakingwork]

lol!

[HariHalo117]

wth is this shit, ME1 sex scene was wayyyyyyyyy better!!!!

[BlakAttk]

@HariHalo117 lol you can thank fox news for that

[QueenJai112]

Shepard and Miranda were making love faces in the engine room lol, how sexy.

[xFIRERUSHx]

Miranda: That was great.

Shepard: Really?

Miranda: yep. Re-RELEASING CONTROL!

[VampirateYuki]

It would have been better if she Shep was like ugg get outta my way! I'm trying to hit on Tali here.

[aimannorzahariwod]

engine room sex ftw!

[aero96ify]

whoa 309 liked this vid nice and shepard is my hero yeah

[TheDestroyer124]

miranda got laid harddddddddddddd lol

[littlebrat10]

so ethier do it in a sorta clean engine room with no privacy while a robot and your team watches or a room with wine music and a bed while a robot watches i think the decsion is obvious :D

[AntiXaldin]

@littlebrat10 The engire room is actually the only place with privacy on the ship. Cameras don't work down there because of the Core.

[VampirateYuki]

How is the engine room the best?!

[IAmHoTSHoTzz]

Owh Yeahhhh i wish Yvonne Strahovski was talking like that to me!

[moviebufff]

@IAmHoTSHoTzz Amen Reverend

[matt1143]

Shepard: OHH ASHLEY

Miranda: What?

Shepard: Nothing....

[Jerynuka]

Miranda got the sweetest ass i have ever seen in a video game :D

[prontoklasik]

@Jerynuka you should play The Saboteur. There is a character called Skylar.. you will change your mind

[ilovetoparty1]

RIP shepards penis

[UKwildcatTV]

1:14 The expression on his face says one thing: "BOOBS!"

[Fallout9531]

Meanwhile Jacob is maserbating beside the armory observasionn window

[ELIKIS503]

@Fallout9531 LMAO!

[CircusofPython]

@Fallout9531 Look up the song "Forget You" by Cee-Lo Green. I bet Jacob has that on his futuristic iPod and was listening to it while all this was happening.

[Drallwran]

@Fallout9531

Jacob is just watching the priiice then :D

[HyperShadow89]

@Fallout9531 And Mordin is up in his lab.

"Hm. Excellent opportunity to study human reproduction. Must record this for further study."

[duodu2000]

@HyperShadow89 'Not difficult' Lol

[gamersed94]

@Fallout9531 hahahahhaha omg hahahha

[evanoconnor3082]

@Fallout9531 XD

[cutiepe2ce]

@Fallout9531 Meanwhile,Thane is Masterbating at the Observation Window and re-living "Sun-set Coloured eyes" many times

[vash9252]

@Fallout9531 best comment evverrr, I was thinking the same thing lol

[GameHelper26]

@Fallout9531 you have no idea how bad i had to stop myself from laughing when my 2 cousins are asleep! but that comment has the most win i have ever seen.

[tidus114]

@knollnase

Lol exactly!

[Jccr1000]

i just finished ME2 and did not see this scene....

what a loss!!!!!

xD

[JRARJRARMRAR]

She looks amazing in the white(WOOT NOT REAL WOMEN!) But i'd like to see her in the black too ;]

[lambo2655]

Anyone seen the hidden sex scene with Joker getting it on virtually with EDI.....lol? Ok it doesn't exist but it should have been in the game :)

[sirpoopalot7]

DAT ACCENT

[KillZaPeoplexD]

She died in my suicide mission... i fu*king died of laughter xD

[mark84j]

I never liked Miranda. 

[denazaz]

That lucky bastard...

[Buqui]

If only real life was that simple

[mattchipneo]

@Buqui you can say that again!!

[powerplayer84]

compared to what we got in mass effect 1,this is a letdown...we actually saw some ass at least.

[quasar953]

@powerplayer84 My guess is that after the whole "controversy" with Fox News and the sex scenes from the first game, Bioware decided to play it safe and put no nudity in at all :P

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Has anyone else noticed that Captain shepard doesn't show emotion in like... ANYTHING?

[Rereversed]

@MASTACHIEFPWN Has has only two expressions, a stoney faced Terminator countenance (complete with glowing eyes and flesh rapidly peeling off his face), or some weird goofey pedosmile that somehow manages to be more frightening.

[Eziokilla9595]

0:01 when is this? i did her loyalty mission and talked to her a bunch but what else is there?

[fromahmooovie]

U have to do her loyalty mission and go on her side with the argument

[SEPHIROTHSFOLLOWER]

But I have done her loyalty mission

[SEPHIROTHSFOLLOWER]

Do u need to do her loyalty mission to get this?

[sdcazares1980]

@SEPHIROTHSFOLLOWER I'm not sure. I think you need to have enough conversations with her to get that. Loyalty mission increases chances of survival.

[CircusofPython]

@SEPHIROTHSFOLLOWER The only way to get her to admit she has feelings for Shepard is to do her Loyalty Mission.

[Schmidteren]

you don't even see it all? xD

I already see now, the game is not worth playing! :P ... hehe lol!

[SKoreaClown]

there should be an achievement for this lol

[MrTyninja]

@SKoreaClown

There is...

[johndo221]

@SKoreaClown there is an achievement of this the romance achievement...

[connorrehanfeaglasgo]

joker:close the shutters EDI, private time...

[KINGCAESAAH]

youtube porn? 0_o

[KubaSilwer]

and what she told on start of mass efect 2?

Shepard i dont looking for frends

[Knollnase]

to have sexy time with the perfect woman is the greatest achievement in ones life, screw saving humanity, screw saving the galaxy, you just had sex with the perfect woman!

[TheRagnarokmech]

their all hores

[laxattackmen81]

shepard u lucky mother fucker :)

[tudythegangster]

Katsumi says hi.

[smashbrosfan25]

wanted her couldn't get her

[Chriseycarlyeah324]

why do they do it in the engine room, mordin, jacob, zaeed, issive man, edi some of the crew can see though the windows.

[Severepwner]

@Chriseycarlyeah324 That's exactly why they did it there.

[WelshDragon92]

At 1:30 thought it was tali on the right, watching in agony lol

[TimDJ84]

@WelshDragon92 Lol so did I...I really had a tough time with that choice.

[SpunkRansomz]

Im Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite piece of ass on the Citadel.

[SuperHook17]

lucky bastard

[HitandRunTroller]

where is the romance? she fucked Jacob on a cruise ship with a bottle of champagne but she fucks Shepard on a steel cold floor with everyone watching WOW. but it doesn't surprise me I heard Miranda gave the illusive man a blow job while he was taking a shit.

[dajman15]

@HitandRunTroller

I genuinely lol'd at reading that.

[HitandRunTroller]

@dajman15 thank you I try my best. If you are bored with nothing else to do I'll suggest trolling your self it can make the most boring days in life fun.

[Severepwner]

Oh Sheperd, you can do the horizontal bop with a British, sexy, woman in uniform, a geeky alien with impressive breasts, and a sexy voice, and a cancer patient. I envy you.

[MrLolomatic]

@Severepwner -_- mirandas australian, and jack hasnt got cancer

[Severepwner]

@MrLolomatic It's possible she's austrailan, and I said Jack has cancer, because she's bald. You ruined my incredible joke you bastard.

[cultofdagon]

@Severepwner She's definitely Australian.