Mountain Bike crash - Skuff.TV

[MrJakeBFTW]

Press 1 for chewbacca.

[Mitk0888]

wow painful1

[donsax]

We all need mates like this

[Snapscape]

Stupid people make life interesting for everyone else.

[slice007]

Haha quality!! Anyone who likes this might like Stroke The Pig. 2 British guys chewing the cud, pretty funny!



[JoePhelps123]

0:28 'oh shit!!'

[shallweeee1]

well the bike landing didnt sound too nice...



[jimminz10]

way to stick that landing, lol,

[andyhasel1998]

Whats whong? :UGGGG u cant breath? :UGGSS

[broomy51]

thats what happens when you buy a bike from k-mart and think you can ride

[rm125racer06]

props 

[BDKR]

Props for giving it a go!



[huisman111]

HIT 2... thank me later.

[rdinghigh]

0:27 "I eat shit!"

yes you do my friend, yes you do!

[tillish18]

"just try and breath mate!" -thinking: SHUT THE FUCK UP!- "u ok mate?" -thinking:SHUT THE FUCK UP!-

[TheLegendof2009]

oh shit! smack

[mxFiveTwoSix]

what a goon hahah

[molimhvalaizvoli]

thats what friends are for

[PrivatePeterson]

whats water gonna do? lol

[fffjjj5678]

DID HE BREAK A BONE

[tyrakyl]

Their other videos are even funnier than this :D

[Ilovetheplatypus]

Ya; some water is really gonna help that...

[chewser117]

Mid-jump "Oui shit!". I hate it when you realize your completely fucked but its too late to do anything about it.

[yorkshirerepresenter]

FAK SHEELAS DAYUWN MOYT!!!!!!

[fennygolf]

the guy in the yellow shorts should go out for the Olympics

[pufifa]

GET SOME MORTAR, GETT SOME MORTARRRR!!!

[GOTBIGBEEF69]

Its my dream to one day make a video popular enough to have one of those annoying ass fucking advertisments, just so i can make money by pissing people off, like myself.

[Luzarek1]

0:31 rocket man

[Nearman]

@WarFighterPS3 your comment made me laugh SO HARD! :DDD

[djmcen]

maldito youtube , me cago en sus anuncios

[Sunni1Demichael]

"Arms OK?

Legs OK?

......Inernals?"

How the fuck is he supposed to know that Scuba Steve?

[nzcheeze1]

lol

[BASSonSTEROIDS94]

get him some water?!? beer oughta perk him up!!!!!!

[tsitmeer]

that guy in the yellow pants after the dude hit the dirt was fanging along lmao

[inertia74]

Nice dog collar! "What's that Lassie?? Timmy's jump went not so well!!" LMAO

[MrPlayBeyond]

@inertia74 LMAO FUCKIN POVVN3D

[lascha100]

poor

[hobbyrcislife]

irony the guy who prepared crashes

[eduardobvl]

yeahhhhhhhhhhh. that is great. uuuuuuuuuhuuuuu

[afanofyou]

australians are the fucking shit.

[DelbertStinkfester]

He can't breath cause his nuts are in his throat.

[percypiggle6]

was he ok?

[Shadowhid]

No shit i almost killed ma self... but oh wait... lets go again ^,^

[ryilmazz]

he using wrong bike for a kind of this action...

[SesyuaRositaaj681]

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[chrissizle]

:58 Can you get my baked potato?!

[doideralk]

"lets go again!"

[stevenavigator1988]

HE CANT EVEN BREATHE LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jession22]

batman

[nathanpisces]

i like how his glasses stayed on :D..... and he was wearing builders boots?....

[nathanpisces]

@nathanpisces ignore the boots thing :S

[jwadehouston]

You can tell something was definately wrong when the front of the bike was tipping downward. Heard him say, oh shit! Bad crash man.. Glad your ok...

[cesar5farol]

i fall down the stairs one time and i cant breath and everybody was graving me and saying are you ok and i cant breath i just want to punch them im the face but i cant move my arm it was horible i was thinking im i going to die  thumbs up for my pain

[theolbobross]

kudos to the camera person who didnt stop filming .... one of my epic crashes was being filmed and my gf dropped the camera and came running. love her for the heart but damn i wanted to see the video. And bro seriously if you are going to do big air like that consider some body armor and pads it saves alot of pain broken ribs and dirt rash.

[EliZultch]

@1:01 "can you get my baked potato"?????

[jayholley123]

@EliZultch big container

[almstskte]

Guy in yellow, i'll call him Joey... Mother fucker ran quick!

[DoktorGPS]

His bike sucks...not made for dirtjumps.....

[400underground]

pause then play the vid then repeatedly press 1

[MASTROPOSs]

after the crash

he goes to death position LOL! :)

[Cipirano]

that guy with yellow pants was seriously fast :D

[ubergammer00]

holy fucking sprint of jesus!

0:30

[ablexboxgamer]

lets clean the ground with ma face :P

[sayhai]

keep replaying 0:28!!!

haahhahah!!!!

xD

[betooba]

se cago

[TheHarryho10]

Whats wrong she asks?

[royalconcrete1]

that's a big muscular guy! dang, that hit hard. I hit the water that hard one time jetsking and it took me a solid year to recover full movement in my shoulders

[metallica8deth]

HERES YOUR FIRST AID! PATCH YOUR SELF UP! FIRST AID! BFBC:)

[yodasovereighteeniam]

good onya man...really impressed that you fell forward of your bike and it passed you as you tumbled to a stop--you seemed not to have any serious stop the fun injuries--hope when the shock wore off you still felt alright!!!

[TheGaryosullivan]

thatlooks sore



[sentidoenelamor]

water? wtf? he needs a medic

[wwwskufftv]

Yeeeao Zoli, you da MAN

[thepontiacperson]

yellow shorts at 0:32 man he can run

[VolatileVisions1]

Hi all, its me, the guy in the clip (Zoli) ...some of these comments crack me up, I have a good laugh and it sounds like many of you do aswell. Watching this still makes me laugh and Im glad I walked away from it, some of you might call me dumb - but I reckon its all about pushing the envelope! I definately got lucky this time...

[sarkasmi83]

@VolatileVisions1 you crazy bastard. Glad you walked away. Looked bad around "oh shit", I thought you were gonna hit a tree.

Took it like a champ though. And I don't think it's dumb.. we all have our dumb shyte we like doing. Whatever rocks your boat. Just don't tip it over mate :D

[2americanidiot]

00:1

[rickygblud]

sexy helmet eh ;)

[TheCapi12345]

sexy helmet ;D

[fresh306]

get water. pour it on him

[210smoker]

210

[SergeantDanK]

youv got some good friends mate.

[fusionstar916]

Knocked the wind out of him good.

[Xforceman]

is he tired or what ?

[mafiagman]

get some warta WARTAAAA.

[zamamattiolo]

just part of this sport...

[bmxrdudee]

i don't jump with dirt bikes, i snowboard but i've been in that position too.

just hate the feeling, when you take off, something gone wrong, you miss the landing... it's like... in the air a few meters before you touch the ground you're thinkin like aww shit not again i don't wannaaa !...

i know the ''feeling'' riding without protection, and at first i did it too, it feels like, fuck that man, i aint crashin anyways... but it happens...

now i'm never ridin without at least a helmet.

[bigcrayola]

@bmxrdudee i snowboard in france its crazy sore wen u crash

[sarkasmi83]

@bmxrdudee Yeah, I know the feeling too.. One time happened on a motocross track.. had been on the same track the day before and on the first lap, I rode the track thinking they haven't changed anything. Hit a jumper as hard as I did the day before. It launched me DAMN HIGH in the air. It scared me shitless, just felt my knees become all tingly and weak from the shock... But I landed it. And then did it every lap. That's how I learned to jump high. But GOD DAMNIT it scared me.Forever remember it

[sarkasmi83]

@bmxrdudee I also snowboard. Know the feeling of overjumping it. You just realize in the air "I'm gonna land on the flat". Then the ground hits the bottom of your board, sends shock down your knees and suddenly there's nothing but a snowy blur for a while..and then to "pick up the pieces". Luckily the only thing I've had happen was a dislocated shoulder (snowboarding) and a broken ringfinger+winded during a motocross wipeout.(hit my finger to the metal clutch lever so hard it snapped the clutch)

[sarkasmi83]

@sarkasmi83 (correction) .. as I keep two fingers on the clutch, I hit my ringfinger and pinky to the clutch so hard it broke. That hurt ALOT.

But hell, these things happen to everyone, no matter what the sport :D

[PhouFoo]

doing jumps like that with no protection is just insane! he couldve easily broken his back

[aphididae]

@PhouFoo very few ppl use protection that could protect their neck...

it should be more of a priority imo

[elektrobank55]

doesn't even have a full-face helmet - so dumb

[flamester171]

The camera person was more hurt than the one that fel!!!

 Sounds like he or she wanted to cry!!! Well that shit happens!!!

[provinzsachse]

Aua

[HmongGuitarPlayer]

hit me in my balls see if i can feel it guy.

[frankster262]

now see the first guy looked experienced, had more gear on , and a wayy bvetter bike, dont copy the experts on ur hardtail wearing only gloves and a xc helmet

[melrick01]

are your internals okay....

yeah i can feel myself bleeding on the inside

[timtom29]

was lernen wir aus diesen video???

[OnurLoc187]

@timtom29 nicht ohne Protektoren fahren, außer man möchte schmerzen zufügen

[Ianmakingvideos]

thums up for the oh shit in the air

[theyvegonetoplaid]

good ol' Marzocchi Shiver. 

[ralatorre9]

get sUm WUUAATTTA!! (Because he's obviously thirsty. .)

[MrGutterbunny]

That was a fair hump to be cruising bareback dude! Would still have emptied ya good and proper, but you'd be thankful of it...

[Flaheat]

That ol boy should have full body armor on.

[vansbrand]

This guy is one of those who don't like his appearance with protection on..

[ikimizDunyayaKarsi]

wowww...

[frozenowned]

man in yellow shorts congratulations of the first aid

[samjameswebb]

get him some water haha. dust yourself off and try again. well done mate, more than i would attempt lol

[JurakaF]

You know your country needs better internet when a 30 second ad takes 2 minutes to load. Fuck this I'm moving to Korea

[doogiedog1234]

"ooayy shiit" (crash)

[SteveieRay98]

Facks Oul.

'Are you alright?"

ahooo

"Whats wrong?

uhhhh

"You cant breathe?

No Shit.

[Mikkhep]

@SteveieRay98 Its all about being sure.

[Mikkhep]

@SteveieRay98 Its a basic 'research': 'ABCD'

Its a check of vital functions and asking various questions gives a sign of the patient is able to understand and communicate and that vital functions are intact.

[SteveieRay98]

@Mikkhep Its a joke, I completely understand bro Thanks though :D

[Mikkhep]

@SteveieRay98 :)

[kian142]

EuroHeliMalta: I had fulln protection, but i broke my sholder and displaced with a much easier jump. what i am trying to say is, protection is good but never enough!!!

[EuroHeliMalta]

I will only say one thing -> RETARD! Where is your full face? Elbow, knee and chest protection? You should have been hurt much worst!

[rimex17]

when hes in the floor it looks like hes having a flashback.

[kewltricks]

"Get some woota!!"

[mrdave777]

I love watching people who KNOW they are doing dangerous acts maim themselves....I just feel bad for the family and kids who have to live with the fuck after their stupid accident. Thumbs up to all those dumb idiots who have been needed to get rushed to the hospital and or pass away at their own doing!

[getemhi]

Who's the gay guy that said "fuckin' animaaaaal"?

[david123michael]

i think you need some armor or a full face helm lol

[Vegunia122]

You could get a smaller Helmet . x)

[micbaca]

whats the big f'n deal.....haven't you guys stopped for a little siesta on the down hill track after doing a front flip onto your face? He's just taking a timeout, pondering why his front fork is buried 3' into the ground. I see that kinda thing all the time.

[rpmruben]

hahahah shit...hhahah that was so idiot..! aahahah i love fails

[danielrobertTV]

the bike wouldve broke if he landed it so he was screwed either way....

[kamikarchie]

MEEP MEEP! roadrunner @ 0:33

[ismasamov55]

Why do people do this. I just don't understand why they just don't simply stay at home on a nice safe couch and watch tv. There is just so much on. There is no need to go outside and do silly things that can get you hurt.

[chenshiwei]

@ismasamov55 if you don't go freeriding(if you know what this means) or do any extreme sport, you wouldn't know what kind of fun it brings you and what you would do for it.

[rdensmore18]

@ismasamov55 haha with out these people what would u have to watch

[q2o]

was it a hardtail ?! oO

[ccrazylegs]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[HughRamsey]

I think I'll just lay here in quiet thought.

[ram4x4taylor]

i heard he hurt his ovaries lol maybe his pussy 2

[kirkmeister555]

@ram4x4taylor lets see u do this

[corban48]

@ram4x4taylor fag

[jzy0104]

internals? how would you know if the internals are ok.? EXPLORATORY LAPAROTOMY? WATER???? YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM FOSTERS BEER..THEN SEND IT TO FOSTERS FOR ADVERT AND EARN MONEY...EEEEYYYY?

[pacccv]

next time use a smaller jump if its on a hill maybe then u use that big jump!

[b3l13v3r]

This is why I tell people who ride to STAY in SHAPE... this guy recovered like a champ because he was in great shape... ;)

[Rolling1919]

i wreked someone get me a beer and some doritos

[ArBiTeR0000Tactical]

hes like "you alright?" that guy was like dude what the fuck do you think NO IM NOT ALRIGHT I JUST GOT IN WRECK!

[discectedbunny]

Quick! He's going into labour!!

[DENIZDERCOOLE]

why he doesn´t wear a freeride/downhill helmet?!

[superboy675]

at least he was wearing a helmet

[giantbluemarlin]

Action is 0:27 for 5 sec.

Save 2mins 13sec of your life. Thumbs up!

[Robbieifyoucan]

lol press 0:27 over and over again :D oh shit! oh shit! oh Shit! oh shit BOOM!

[glaswasser]

water.. when i once drank in his position i got water in my lungs and coughed the fuck out. but hes a pro, he can do that i guess.

[DrDylanBear]

Crazy aussie

[MrKoOstaa]

auutsch xD

[mako7828]

wtf you didnt try to stand him up and at least get a scare cow out of him right off?

[Bobmaester1]

@mako7828 he could have broken his back so moving him would be a big mistake.. you have to take cautions

[mako7828]

@Bobmaester1 My sarcasm is still dripping.

[tj526]

NO SLOW MOTION REPLAY!!

FUCK! YOU FAGS!

[frankyland2007]

Scary! Glad your o.k. 

[mtbhopper]

Oii Shit!! LOL

[turtleface91]

Anyway, about winning the nintendo wii..... Haha

[marware91]

good thing he was wearing a helmet

[giantbluemarlin]

@marware91

Yeah. Stopped him getting hit in the GUT. You idiot.

[YORICARDO2040]

y valio madre

[theexpo7]

When performing immediate first aid on a person who has just fell from several feet off of a mountain bike you should: A. Tell them not to move and check for disformed bones as well as discoloration and bleeding, B. Pour water down their throat even though you see they are gasping for air, C. Continue filming, D. Point and laugh, E. All of the above, F. C and D.

[knuddelperle1]

your helmet? your bike ? your sunglas ?  WTF

[psychopilot31]

Oi SHIT!!!! LMAO!!!!!

[junkmanu2]

right shoulder dislocated?

[kinkaid25]

I know what happened, it was invisable "chuck norris in the trees that gave him a super kick to the stomach.

[maximon72]

WTF is water going to do if his lungs are pierced and has internal bleeding?

" in through your nose out through your mouth"  clasic

these idiots are Dr's 1.20 " arms ok, legs ok, internals?"

"is there anywhere that hurts in particular".......so funny,.

[deathboy998]

"Oi, SHIT!" rofl

[goddamdude]

he went too hard on it, i kno that, once i broke my chain, i couldnt accelerate, i thought i was too slow so i pushed on my legs as hard as i could and landed on the flat...crash

[FreeMTrider]

No gear?? Full face helmet? No. Arm guards? No. Knee/shin guards? No. = DUMB

[F41LZz]

@FreeMTrider lol r u a pussy?

[BP3DP]

Zol landed in the flat. It was big air. Hang time.

[4455matthew]

see this guys friends actually care about him, unlike some of the other people whom I've seen having filmed their friends wiping out, in one way or another, this helps rebuild my confidence in the potential sincerity in human relationships - hahah, sorry guys, too much time on my hands here

[aszkaribusz]

Előfordul az ilyen.

[roscoedoodle]

dirt nap

[GL8oCARBINE]

ARGHHHHHH constipation xD

[MrJordanWHAT]

OMG!!! Is the bike ok!!!!!!!

haha, he ate it hard!