The reason they chose a teenaged girl is so they could sell the movie to the world's most lucrative and gullible market, teenaged girls. It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to sell big with the teenygirlz. Yay Hollywood!
How does a girlfriend-having pedo vampire have anything to do with homosexuality? If faggot means weak and feminine, why do middlebrow breeder manchildren like JR and Redban really need to make the distinction? Apparently to a white middle aged guy, manhood means following the lead of other people as a rule (Boss, mommy, daddy, etc.), and scapegoating others because they aren't fame whores like you, living with the psych burdens of being a whore for trade masquerading as a "man" to begin with.
@kern0099 When did Rogan say anything about homosexuality, "following the lead", "scapegoating" or "fame whores"? Loser, your comment fails completely. Way to misconstrue.
"Faggot" is a word used by many to describe the weak, weakness is not a virtue. Why make the distinction? There are many factors at play, a personal revulsion, looking at and empathizing with a being who is what you would hate to be and realizing that you could be, an attempt to discourage these behaviors etc.
@mehico33 "Butthurt twihard" Project much? Ugggggh! Was it good for you? You obviously don't listen to his podcast much, or you would have witnessed his continuing adaptation to the word faggot since he's been podcasting. Personally I think you're a lickspittle, and you want all of his good feelings collecting around your tingly scrote at my expense. *yawn*, Hollywood trade. This is how I make such a nice living predicting you chodes, I could do it in my sleep.
@kern0099 You're the one who isn't listening (or maybe you are and its just not penetrating the wall of stupid), theres an 8 minute video in the side bar on "Retiring the word Faggot". You are a desperate nobody projecting gripes onto a generally good guy because you feel the need to complain about something.
All of your problems are in your head, you desperately need a sense of humor.
@mehico33 Gawd damn, still jacking off that strawman of me? Get bent, lost boy. Joe Rogan can't save you from yourself any more than I can. Take a deep breath or something, lame.
@mehico33 I know you are but what am I? is that an accurate paraphrasing? You should listen to yourself, and then remember what you tell people about needing to adopt your sense of humor. What a silly, unfunny, and thoughtless boy you are.
@mehico33 You can taste Joe Rogan's nuts while you talk to your blowup doll, and I love the sheer lack of originality and flop sweaty broken dreams I can smell from here, The pedestrian furrow to your confused brow. Your completely mediocre expression, the twitchy reflex to check if your inner dude-bro JR would like you riding his nuts this hard or not, you're a fuckwit for the ages. You're like the wanna-be cops working the strip mall. Totally absent of quality, character, taste, and value.
@kern0099 Lol you clearly have more time on your hands than I do, considering you put so much effort into you latest erratic tirade i will yield to you. A sad, small and transparent individual like yourself could use a win in your life. Don't lose heart little one, you'll get there one day
@mehico33 Heh, a critique is a "hater" tirade and and an answer to the passive aggression talking big is an indication of small stature to you? Why did I live this long just to end up in Junior High with a dizzy suburbo-boy trade humping my leg? Dealing with the likes of you is effortless, since it flows so easily. Here's a prescriptive for you: There are hens in your life who hate you, you're a burden to them and can't see it. Probably mommy. You're the true faggot, JR's audience writ large.
@kern0099 The obvious amount of effort you put into your replies is amusing, I dismiss you and yet you return like a bitch craving the whip.Why did you live this long? because your biology has an inherent self interest/drive for self preservation, the root of your self deception. A blatant need to impress, indicative of a low self esteem. And most revealing of all, the repeated "queer" jibes.
There we have it, a closet case with an inferiority complex. The typical youtube troll
@mehico33 Dude, let in go. Your sad assertions that you can't back up are really tired and old now. besides, your "ideas" are just crap JR pulls out of his ass to feed you o, the podcast anyway, you've as much as said that yourself here. Get over yourself tough nuts, you're just as stupid as when this convo started, which is just unforgivable. I'd be ashamed of myself if I were you.
@mehico33 BTW, closet case? Are you tripping? My husband would love to read this thread, who did you think you were talking to when you first broke in, anyway? smh, what a fucktard.
@kern0099 Im always tripping and thats what makes this so good. Im calling you out while you continue to lie to yourself as if you're not simply projecting your frustrations onto the screen. Im happy to do you this favor, to validate your existence with the attention you crave.
You're female? Amazing. I had pictured a 14 year old boy sitting in a room full of twilight merchandise. Id like a word with your "husband", he's obviously not doing something he should be.
@mehico33 My husband is married to a man, me, you fucking dense POS, LMAOOOO. You're the biggest douche so you think you can call someone else a douche, that's your meathead version of a safe cover? Gawd damn are you retarded, boy? Faggot flesh trade is your future. Find the bitch, suck up the rage you feel from her BS, and talk about other men to your new mommy, bitch made livestock. Fucking burnout, if I said you give bad head you'd feel OK about blowing me since I gave you a handful of candy!
@kern0099 Relax, you're the only angry person right now, Mehico seems a little stressed by your argument, but you're responding angrily. It's not helping. Stop thinking with your ego and just think like the brilliant person you are. If you are wrong, find out why dont get angry and try to come up with reasoning, find reasoning. I read a quote that states it perfectly "An honest man when mistaken will either cease to be an honest man, or cease to be mistaken."
@CalebIsInOnIt Is it sad that I'm enjoying this? my job is boring and easy, so here I am prodding a confused and frustrated youtube troll lol.
Im getting an interesting perspective on the workings of the frustrated ego, I got his number in my first reply but he keeps revealing more about himself whereas I haven't changed my tune at all. He's admittedly gay and he keeps calling me "fag" haha, how good is that?
@mehico33 That's faggot trade, as in meat. Livestock, etc.. Get it right. This is so instructive how you become more limited the more you think about something. keep going please trade boy. I always cook my chicken thoroughly, to a fine crisp.
@CalebIsInOnIt Ego and ID is all he's got. That and "popular opinion". Have you checked out what passes for that lately? Your concept of ego is lacking too BTW. Cowards always laugh and talk big, partly the essence of ego. Why am I surprised at such shallow reading in a JR thread, you may ask? Consider whether the actor deliberates, think of reason and read your post again, please. This guy can't offer integrity, he has to continue to think he's leading me on, that should've been obvious by now.
@kern0099 And that's your solution? To just let someone who's doing it wrong just think it's okay. You have to open dialogue instead. I'm not surprised either, but that doesn't mean they are stupid or lacking of any attention. Everyone needs help every now and then. Talking to each other is part of that. Taking an offensive or defensive pose automatically cuts any reception. Just open up man. Be honest.
@CalebIsInOnIt Where did I say you were stupid? You might appear to be a little idealistic and perhaps slightly naive, but I don't think you're stupid. I think the other guy is a sadist, but even he's not stupid, he's just wrong headed and maladapted. I bet he had someone deliberately teach him the miscast philosophy he cited, this is the common lot of any cultural conservative. They put those filters on them tight, early in life, but he's just gonna have to deal with it like everyone else.
@CalebIsInOnIt You're totally off base : "To just let someone who's doing it wrong just think it's okay" it's not my problem. That is my solution, as this is his baggage, not mine. This is what is to be done with fiction and myth at the end of the day. Just because "most people" believe his assumptions over mine doesn't make them true. "Most people" believe in God, and yet know there is no real reason to do so. And a lifetime of experience tells me I'm right, but thanks for the tip. Honestly.
@kern0099 Haha! this is WAY better than I had hoped for. So you're a gay, self deceiving twilight fanboy using "faggot" as an insult (amongst the rest of your pathetic tirade), you're a black guy calling a white guy "nigger". Nietzsche would have a field day with you.
The existential irony in your posts is ridiculous.
@mehico33 The only bigger bore than twilight is JR fanboys like you staying dense because that's "comedy". I use faggot to describe a woman's burden, you. You're quote here is so earnest, so YT trollboy, I'm dying. "you're a black guy calling a white guy "nigger". Nietzsche would have a field day with you." He did with you, dummy, and you'd know that if you ever read WITH COMPREHENSION his writing. Which leads me to THIS gem. "The existential irony in your posts is ridiculous" Cont'd...
@kern0099 The thinker who coined "existentialism" is Kierkegaard, who also wrote The Crowd and Untruth. Now, these ideas involve many truths about your character as a breeding male. Chief among them here I think, is your classical interpretation of irony. Syncretic concepts are over your head, as is a concept like coersion, which I am employing to change conditions, while you fight tooth and nail for the status quo.
@kern0099 Two things I am doing right now, because you love populist thought that oppresses everyone, including you, since you think by hiding behind hetero "norms" you can work out my existence in any way without again, talking shit. I'd add the charge of being a douche, and trying to get the other fanboys all lathered over what a moron you are. But, I might share your "sense of humor" on accident and make you cry. Too bad, so sad.
Wait, why is he in highschool in the first place? If he always looks the same, he'd just stay in the same grade for eternity. Or maybe he goes through like normal, but after hundreds of years, you'd think he'd be DONE WITH HIGHSCHOOL.
1 minute of talking to highshool kid before they look down at their phone. New Rule, Slap it out their hand and say up here! then keep talking like nothing happened.
a real vampire wouldn't drool over a 17 year old, he'd fuckin be biting her neck tossing her away like a cheap whore and moving on because vampires need blood to stay sort of alive, and they certainly don't get hard on any girl, it's just not something u'd think of if you were one! I've never watched it and never will, it a soap opera with vampires and werwolves, whomever wrote the book hopefully got shot out of a cannon.
dickwad, do you even know what a vampire is?? they drink blood , they need it to live,,no theyre not dead,, they are undead, when they drink blood,,where do you think it goes?? out the back of their head and into a bucket??
@BigJasonStud yes I know what a vampire is. they are dead but alive, just didn't find the word perhaps so ty for that. it goes into their lever which is white? duh :P
whats wrong with fucking black girls? im a black girl my fiance is white. there's nothing wrong with that. and im not a last resort as these people seem to think. and also he loves me for me not cuz im black or whatever the fuck color my skin just happens to be.
@elleybelley91 There's nothing wrong with black girls. You took it out of context. He's saying these old dudes got fed up of white girls and started dating black girls. Nothing wrong with that. It's an experience thing, not a last resort.
Just look at your fat, obese, freakish self. Too ugly to even show your face on camera. That snake you hold is probably better looking than your mangled racist face. Dont ever use the n word when such a vile word should be applied to disgusting animals like you. I hate ignorant fucktards like you.
my secret society just went bankrupt, we are trying to raise money by selling t-shirts with the pyramid triangle with an eye in it, we got a wide selection of longsleeves, v-necks, and #more #placeasecretorder #secretepaypal
I don't know if that's true. I bet there are a lot of midlife crisis guys out there who would trade their soul to dip their dong into the fountain of youth only once
never think about that..but thats true, the movie must be stupid, never saw that shit, but rogan is right.. he vampire is too old for the young chick, rape and eat her, funny stuff!!
The way I see Twilight is this: when some fantasy or sci-fi-like movie or thing like this comes out, there will inevitably be those young fangirls who will for some reason obsess about the main characters in logic-defying hookups, and pandering to their own fetishes and young fantasies. And they'll talk to each other about how "it should've been done like this omg!!" ..
I see Twilight as the fangirls getting what they want-- the first time around. You know, actually granting their wish. :/
She's 17...I think that's actually the point. It's geared toward young girls who want an interesting mature experienced guy, but are creeped out physically by guys who are mature and experienced. So they have an experienced physically mature guy who permanently has the body of a teenage male model.
it's actually quite a brilliant marketing strategy.
@jmikejapan Obviously your logic is wrong. If vampires were in fact dead they would not move, eat, or carry on any activities. Hence, there is no such thing as a vampire that exists due to the fact that it is dead. Nice logic.
@cocotiger77 It was a joke, Socrates wannabe. I was just making a joke. No need to go out of your way to try and "prove" me wrong. Of course vampires don't exist.
You must have some small dick issues, if you are arguing about this.
I swear, youtube is just full of miserable dickheads who can't take a joke.
It seemed like the Twilght books were an overzealous attempt at a new age romance that just happened to have monsters in it. The characters are so overly desperate in love that it can't be taken seriously. I read the books just to see if the Twi-hards were on to something, they're not, the books blow just as bad as the movies. The last two movies can only be horrible at best. The most intense action is the baddest creatures around trying NOT to fight and snarling at each other?
The worst part about this vampire shit is that if you try to talk about "The twilight zone", and just say twilight, everybody says "oh yeah, the movies about teenage vampires, right". Get the fuck out of here!
buffy was a take on blade on the vanhellsing lets kill the vanmps.twighlight was a romance novel cash cow.made to suck woman in to vampires.tru-blood.it a cash train.people colude to start trends.all they have to do is statisticle see what show lasted.what cult/culture fkn conventions sprang from them.then slap a teeny bopper spin on it.but include some shit for the mom.bammm fuckingreen bleeds out of it.cash cash cash.
@2012singularity2012 because buddy, taking the piss out of it is pretty damn funny. and what's even funnier is lame twilight fans like yourself using words like pathetic to describe people having a laugh
@2012singularity2012 they didnt make a video about it, it is a podcast were friends come together and talk about interesting things. them making fun of twilight is funny as hell
@2012singularity2012 wtbbung fucking owned you and your mindless ass, i bet you spent many hours crying over his comment as he disrespected you idiotic mindless movie that was made for children, yet you still love and adore it...fuck off you are more retarded than any mentally challenged person I know
Twilight is a rip off of Buffy the vampire slayer. Plus the reason for the girl's age is because the book is nothing more than a teenage girl's wet dream. There's nothing logical about this book/movie other than it's a cry for help from those who still refuse to grow up. Twilight moms........I rest my case.
@2012singularity2012 Watch the series "Buffy the vampire slayer". The relationship and character developments between Buffy and Angel are identical. The only difference is the twilight girl isn't blonde. As for the twilights moms, something tells me you are one of them, so you already know what I mean.
Isn't Edward Cullen from Twilight around 100?
FavouriteBit 23 hours ago
hahaha this shit is so funny :D
YesWeKANG 1 day ago
what the fuck do have to say to a chick, who is 17, when you are 300?
beauTiful127515 1 week ago
The reason they chose a teenaged girl is so they could sell the movie to the world's most lucrative and gullible market, teenaged girls. It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to sell big with the teenygirlz. Yay Hollywood!
SlapToneBass 3 weeks ago
im 19 and i thought jacob imprinting on belles baby was so sick i was like pedo
queenofsheba1000 1 month ago
How does a girlfriend-having pedo vampire have anything to do with homosexuality? If faggot means weak and feminine, why do middlebrow breeder manchildren like JR and Redban really need to make the distinction? Apparently to a white middle aged guy, manhood means following the lead of other people as a rule (Boss, mommy, daddy, etc.), and scapegoating others because they aren't fame whores like you, living with the psych burdens of being a whore for trade masquerading as a "man" to begin with.
kern0099 1 month ago
@kern0099 When did Rogan say anything about homosexuality, "following the lead", "scapegoating" or "fame whores"? Loser, your comment fails completely. Way to misconstrue.
"Faggot" is a word used by many to describe the weak, weakness is not a virtue. Why make the distinction? There are many factors at play, a personal revulsion, looking at and empathizing with a being who is what you would hate to be and realizing that you could be, an attempt to discourage these behaviors etc.
Butthurt twihard
mehico33 1 month ago
@mehico33 "Butthurt twihard" Project much? Ugggggh! Was it good for you? You obviously don't listen to his podcast much, or you would have witnessed his continuing adaptation to the word faggot since he's been podcasting. Personally I think you're a lickspittle, and you want all of his good feelings collecting around your tingly scrote at my expense. *yawn*, Hollywood trade. This is how I make such a nice living predicting you chodes, I could do it in my sleep.
kern0099 1 month ago
@kern0099 You're the one who isn't listening (or maybe you are and its just not penetrating the wall of stupid), theres an 8 minute video in the side bar on "Retiring the word Faggot". You are a desperate nobody projecting gripes onto a generally good guy because you feel the need to complain about something.
All of your problems are in your head, you desperately need a sense of humor.
mehico33 1 month ago
@mehico33 Gawd damn, still jacking off that strawman of me? Get bent, lost boy. Joe Rogan can't save you from yourself any more than I can. Take a deep breath or something, lame.
kern0099 1 month ago
@kern0099 Lol, you to accuse straw man. Im just calling it as it is, you are the one projecting your own bullshit for a reason to whine, sad.
Surely there are better ways for you to validate your existence.
mehico33 1 month ago
@mehico33 I know you are but what am I? is that an accurate paraphrasing? You should listen to yourself, and then remember what you tell people about needing to adopt your sense of humor. What a silly, unfunny, and thoughtless boy you are.
kern0099 1 month ago
@kern0099 Any sense of humor will do. I feel for you, so clueless
mehico33 3 weeks ago
@mehico33 Me talk schmart mouth, me so funny! Ted Nugent all day homo, derp. Better? Dick riding little fanboy turd.
kern0099 3 weeks ago
@kern0099 A little better, certainly less self deception in your writing. Keep working on it little guy
mehico33 2 weeks ago
@mehico33 You can taste Joe Rogan's nuts while you talk to your blowup doll, and I love the sheer lack of originality and flop sweaty broken dreams I can smell from here, The pedestrian furrow to your confused brow. Your completely mediocre expression, the twitchy reflex to check if your inner dude-bro JR would like you riding his nuts this hard or not, you're a fuckwit for the ages. You're like the wanna-be cops working the strip mall. Totally absent of quality, character, taste, and value.
kern0099 2 weeks ago
@kern0099 Lol you clearly have more time on your hands than I do, considering you put so much effort into you latest erratic tirade i will yield to you. A sad, small and transparent individual like yourself could use a win in your life. Don't lose heart little one, you'll get there one day
mehico33 1 week ago
@mehico33 Heh, a critique is a "hater" tirade and and an answer to the passive aggression talking big is an indication of small stature to you? Why did I live this long just to end up in Junior High with a dizzy suburbo-boy trade humping my leg? Dealing with the likes of you is effortless, since it flows so easily. Here's a prescriptive for you: There are hens in your life who hate you, you're a burden to them and can't see it. Probably mommy. You're the true faggot, JR's audience writ large.
kern0099 1 week ago
@kern0099 The obvious amount of effort you put into your replies is amusing, I dismiss you and yet you return like a bitch craving the whip.Why did you live this long? because your biology has an inherent self interest/drive for self preservation, the root of your self deception. A blatant need to impress, indicative of a low self esteem. And most revealing of all, the repeated "queer" jibes.
There we have it, a closet case with an inferiority complex. The typical youtube troll
mehico33 1 week ago
@mehico33 Dude, let in go. Your sad assertions that you can't back up are really tired and old now. besides, your "ideas" are just crap JR pulls out of his ass to feed you o, the podcast anyway, you've as much as said that yourself here. Get over yourself tough nuts, you're just as stupid as when this convo started, which is just unforgivable. I'd be ashamed of myself if I were you.
kern0099 1 week ago
@mehico33 BTW, closet case? Are you tripping? My husband would love to read this thread, who did you think you were talking to when you first broke in, anyway? smh, what a fucktard.
kern0099 1 week ago
@kern0099 Im always tripping and thats what makes this so good. Im calling you out while you continue to lie to yourself as if you're not simply projecting your frustrations onto the screen. Im happy to do you this favor, to validate your existence with the attention you crave.
You're female? Amazing. I had pictured a 14 year old boy sitting in a room full of twilight merchandise. Id like a word with your "husband", he's obviously not doing something he should be.
mehico33 1 week ago
@mehico33 My husband is married to a man, me, you fucking dense POS, LMAOOOO. You're the biggest douche so you think you can call someone else a douche, that's your meathead version of a safe cover? Gawd damn are you retarded, boy? Faggot flesh trade is your future. Find the bitch, suck up the rage you feel from her BS, and talk about other men to your new mommy, bitch made livestock. Fucking burnout, if I said you give bad head you'd feel OK about blowing me since I gave you a handful of candy!
kern0099 1 week ago
@kern0099 Relax, you're the only angry person right now, Mehico seems a little stressed by your argument, but you're responding angrily. It's not helping. Stop thinking with your ego and just think like the brilliant person you are. If you are wrong, find out why dont get angry and try to come up with reasoning, find reasoning. I read a quote that states it perfectly "An honest man when mistaken will either cease to be an honest man, or cease to be mistaken."
CalebIsInOnIt 4 days ago
@CalebIsInOnIt Is it sad that I'm enjoying this? my job is boring and easy, so here I am prodding a confused and frustrated youtube troll lol.
Im getting an interesting perspective on the workings of the frustrated ego, I got his number in my first reply but he keeps revealing more about himself whereas I haven't changed my tune at all. He's admittedly gay and he keeps calling me "fag" haha, how good is that?
mehico33 4 days ago
@mehico33 That's faggot trade, as in meat. Livestock, etc.. Get it right. This is so instructive how you become more limited the more you think about something. keep going please trade boy. I always cook my chicken thoroughly, to a fine crisp.
kern0099 3 days ago
@CalebIsInOnIt Ego and ID is all he's got. That and "popular opinion". Have you checked out what passes for that lately? Your concept of ego is lacking too BTW. Cowards always laugh and talk big, partly the essence of ego. Why am I surprised at such shallow reading in a JR thread, you may ask? Consider whether the actor deliberates, think of reason and read your post again, please. This guy can't offer integrity, he has to continue to think he's leading me on, that should've been obvious by now.
kern0099 3 days ago
@kern0099 And that's your solution? To just let someone who's doing it wrong just think it's okay. You have to open dialogue instead. I'm not surprised either, but that doesn't mean they are stupid or lacking of any attention. Everyone needs help every now and then. Talking to each other is part of that. Taking an offensive or defensive pose automatically cuts any reception. Just open up man. Be honest.
CalebIsInOnIt 16 hours ago
@CalebIsInOnIt Actually rephrase that, replace they with we.
CalebIsInOnIt 16 hours ago
@CalebIsInOnIt Where did I say you were stupid? You might appear to be a little idealistic and perhaps slightly naive, but I don't think you're stupid. I think the other guy is a sadist, but even he's not stupid, he's just wrong headed and maladapted. I bet he had someone deliberately teach him the miscast philosophy he cited, this is the common lot of any cultural conservative. They put those filters on them tight, early in life, but he's just gonna have to deal with it like everyone else.
kern0099 10 hours ago
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@CalebIsInOnIt You're totally off base : "To just let someone who's doing it wrong just think it's okay" it's not my problem. That is my solution, as this is his baggage, not mine. This is what is to be done with fiction and myth at the end of the day. Just because "most people" believe his assumptions over mine doesn't make them true. "Most people" believe in God, and yet know there is no real reason to do so. And a lifetime of experience tells me I'm right, but thanks for the tip. Honestly.
kern0099 10 hours ago
@kern0099 Haha! this is WAY better than I had hoped for. So you're a gay, self deceiving twilight fanboy using "faggot" as an insult (amongst the rest of your pathetic tirade), you're a black guy calling a white guy "nigger". Nietzsche would have a field day with you.
The existential irony in your posts is ridiculous.
mehico33 4 days ago
@mehico33 The only bigger bore than twilight is JR fanboys like you staying dense because that's "comedy". I use faggot to describe a woman's burden, you. You're quote here is so earnest, so YT trollboy, I'm dying. "you're a black guy calling a white guy "nigger". Nietzsche would have a field day with you." He did with you, dummy, and you'd know that if you ever read WITH COMPREHENSION his writing. Which leads me to THIS gem. "The existential irony in your posts is ridiculous" Cont'd...
kern0099 3 days ago
@kern0099 The thinker who coined "existentialism" is Kierkegaard, who also wrote The Crowd and Untruth. Now, these ideas involve many truths about your character as a breeding male. Chief among them here I think, is your classical interpretation of irony. Syncretic concepts are over your head, as is a concept like coersion, which I am employing to change conditions, while you fight tooth and nail for the status quo.
kern0099 3 days ago
@kern0099 Two things I am doing right now, because you love populist thought that oppresses everyone, including you, since you think by hiding behind hetero "norms" you can work out my existence in any way without again, talking shit. I'd add the charge of being a douche, and trying to get the other fanboys all lathered over what a moron you are. But, I might share your "sense of humor" on accident and make you cry. Too bad, so sad.
kern0099 3 days ago
@mehico33 damn thats some cold anaylsis right there, you should be charging 300 bucks an hour for that shit
BawJaws232 1 week ago
@BawJaws232 Haha, dude I have waaay too much spare time...
mehico33 1 week ago
"We navigated oceans by starin at athe STARS. And what do you wanna talk to me about?.....you stupid fuck" fuckin died laughin
BeLikeWater1000 1 month ago
Wait, why is he in highschool in the first place? If he always looks the same, he'd just stay in the same grade for eternity. Or maybe he goes through like normal, but after hundreds of years, you'd think he'd be DONE WITH HIGHSCHOOL.
GashPlague 1 month ago
hahaha i love the picture of blade behind them.
Josh04731 1 month ago
1 minute of talking to highshool kid before they look down at their phone. New Rule, Slap it out their hand and say up here! then keep talking like nothing happened.
mobydickhead1 1 month ago 2
That actually would be an amazing story. A 30-40 year old woman falling in love with a 17 year old looking 400 year old vampire.
kobra 1 month ago
haha thats hella funny
iconrios 1 month ago
"what would my balls look like at 300?" Joey Diaz ftw
TheWLX 1 month ago
a real vampire wouldn't drool over a 17 year old, he'd fuckin be biting her neck tossing her away like a cheap whore and moving on because vampires need blood to stay sort of alive, and they certainly don't get hard on any girl, it's just not something u'd think of if you were one! I've never watched it and never will, it a soap opera with vampires and werwolves, whomever wrote the book hopefully got shot out of a cannon.
mcmillanmadness 1 month ago
Haha how many times has that guy graduated from high school? He must get straight A's after taking the same fucking classes for 10 fucking lifetimes
Grnvolpe 2 months ago
The at :30 is too funny
neoarcadezr 2 months ago
I LOVE the Blade picture at 0:55. Very funny.
mindstormsabrewin 2 months ago
hahaha, I love you rogan
I prefer twilight sparkle over Twilight sparkles (yes, there's a huge difference man)
slowmomike 2 months ago
the more I listen to Joe Rogan the more I love the bastard
Tron9222 2 months ago 3
i thought he was only like 80 but still lol
Wacked420 2 months ago
vampires used to suck blood now they suck dicks
djensoer 2 months ago
doesn't matter if it is 10 people talking it still is gonna get called Joe rogan on ... cus his points always makes the most sence.
4pl3x 2 months ago
i would fuck a 17 yr old bella if i was a fucking TRICEROTOPS...i could care less how many centuries ive been a live. HOT ASS is HOT ASS!
JulietsMan 3 months ago
Vampires can go fuck themselves.
OppressedbyGravity 3 months ago 12
Joey Diaz is only 44?! He looks like DEATH!
replytoomyass 3 months ago
2:05 is the single greatest thing redban has ever said. watever mildly annoying things he has done in the past it is all cool now because of tht.
StPatch7 3 months ago
I could not stop laughing. This is one of the best things I ever heard of.
rockandmetalfan11 5 months ago
how the hell do a vampire even have sex? aren't they dead, meaning the blood stops flowing cuz the heart dont work? therefore no erection :P
TheEXpothead 5 months ago 3
@TheEXpothead
dickwad, do you even know what a vampire is?? they drink blood , they need it to live,,no theyre not dead,, they are undead, when they drink blood,,where do you think it goes?? out the back of their head and into a bucket??
BigJasonStud 4 months ago
@BigJasonStud yes I know what a vampire is. they are dead but alive, just didn't find the word perhaps so ty for that. it goes into their lever which is white? duh :P
TheEXpothead 4 months ago
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EVERYONE SHOULD SEE THIS!!! IT IS THE ULTIMATE RAPING OF TWILIGHT
dalhousie44 5 months ago
"hahaha" has been my comment for the last 5 joe rogan podcasts good shit ; )
thenickmorgan 5 months ago
Everyone who makes fun of the movie isn't aware of the shit storm that the book is.
NeverAloneForever 5 months ago
oh Brian!
dallyhorse 5 months ago
this is the funniest
SuperMetalMike 6 months ago
whats wrong with fucking black girls? im a black girl my fiance is white. there's nothing wrong with that. and im not a last resort as these people seem to think. and also he loves me for me not cuz im black or whatever the fuck color my skin just happens to be.
elleybelley91 6 months ago
@elleybelley91 There's nothing wrong with black girls. You took it out of context. He's saying these old dudes got fed up of white girls and started dating black girls. Nothing wrong with that. It's an experience thing, not a last resort.
xRhythm 6 months ago
@elleybelley91
ooo here we go,, fucking niggers have to make everything racist !!!
BigJasonStud 4 months ago
kk
mannymatrixofwar2 4 months ago
Just look at your fat, obese, freakish self. Too ugly to even show your face on camera. That snake you hold is probably better looking than your mangled racist face. Dont ever use the n word when such a vile word should be applied to disgusting animals like you. I hate ignorant fucktards like you.
mannymatrixofwar2 4 months ago
Hahahahahaahaha
420SmokeDatHaze 6 months ago
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CoolGuy1204 6 months ago
hahahahahaa fuckin awesome .
TheCowboySantos 6 months ago
I don't know if that's true. I bet there are a lot of midlife crisis guys out there who would trade their soul to dip their dong into the fountain of youth only once
ohjein 6 months ago
1:59
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH OMG
DariushUFC1985 6 months ago
never think about that..but thats true, the movie must be stupid, never saw that shit, but rogan is right.. he vampire is too old for the young chick, rape and eat her, funny stuff!!
lumpdu 6 months ago
Right when it's getting interesting he cuts it off. Thanks wtbbung!
vladhogan 6 months ago
this shit is so true and hilarious
pinoypr1d3 7 months ago
if i was a 300 year old vampire id be fucking the shit out of 17 year olds
ihateslideshows 7 months ago
Anyone got a link to this show in full?
LeeMarcelle 7 months ago 3
@LeeMarcelle - I've now added it to the info part under the video.
wtbbung 7 months ago
@wtbbung cheers
LeeMarcelle 7 months ago
@LeeMarcelle go to joerogan.net
jessyrules1000 6 months ago
@LeeMarcelle its right on itunes if you dont know by now you can download it or just stream it
RGwhelan15 3 weeks ago
The way I see Twilight is this: when some fantasy or sci-fi-like movie or thing like this comes out, there will inevitably be those young fangirls who will for some reason obsess about the main characters in logic-defying hookups, and pandering to their own fetishes and young fantasies. And they'll talk to each other about how "it should've been done like this omg!!" ..
I see Twilight as the fangirls getting what they want-- the first time around. You know, actually granting their wish. :/
heysteve84 7 months ago
redban crushed with that joke about black chicks, well done
paskin36 7 months ago
She's 17...I think that's actually the point. It's geared toward young girls who want an interesting mature experienced guy, but are creeped out physically by guys who are mature and experienced. So they have an experienced physically mature guy who permanently has the body of a teenage male model.
it's actually quite a brilliant marketing strategy.
Konform2zoidberg 7 months ago
@Konform2zoidberg Is it brilliant or are American girls fucking retarded?
rakuencallisto 7 months ago
@rakuencallisto Can't it be both. It's a strategy that factors in perfectly the inherent retarded-ness of American teenage girls.
Konform2zoidberg 7 months ago
@Konform2zoidberg Touche my friend. Touche.
rakuencallisto 7 months ago
what podcast number is this from?
Pezoula462 7 months ago
Male twilight fan?? What a fag
OnerBash 7 months ago
I am a twilight fan but I still laughed my fucking balls off at this. That's right, I am a male twilight fan.
Hellblazer311 7 months ago
I LOVE the image of Blade standing behind what's-his-name!
mindstormsabrewin 7 months ago
why cant some 44yr old to date a 17yrs old?
IMnotSAS 7 months ago
@IMnotSAS ...because it's illegal.
Olskoolbeats 7 months ago
@Olskoolbeats
no its not? 16 is legal.
IMnotSAS 7 months ago
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IMnotSAS 7 months ago
@Olskoolbeats
If they have a bush, their tush is lush and ready for a push.
IMnotSAS 7 months ago
rofl " what would my balls look like if i was 300 " -JD
midihc 8 months ago
Vampires are dead. They don't have blood running in their veins, hence they can't get a boner. Have fun fantasizing about that twilight fans.
Sincerely, logic!
jmikejapan 8 months ago 53
@jmikejapan Obviously your logic is wrong. If vampires were in fact dead they would not move, eat, or carry on any activities. Hence, there is no such thing as a vampire that exists due to the fact that it is dead. Nice logic.
cocotiger77 3 months ago
@cocotiger77 It was a joke, Socrates wannabe. I was just making a joke. No need to go out of your way to try and "prove" me wrong. Of course vampires don't exist.
You must have some small dick issues, if you are arguing about this.
I swear, youtube is just full of miserable dickheads who can't take a joke.
Get a life people!
jmikejapan 3 months ago 12
@jmikejapan One word, RIGAMORTIS. Its always hard.
Nfinety8 2 months ago
@Nfinety8 hahaha, Nice!
jmikejapan 2 months ago
@Nfinety8 ur just creepy buddy, seriously
mcmillanmadness 1 month ago
@mcmillanmadness word.
Nfinety8 1 month ago
@jmikejapan ...Sincerely Science.
Nfinety8 2 months ago
@Nfinety8 Oh ya, him too! lol
jmikejapan 2 months ago
@jmikejapan thats true. i never realized that before. its ironic that they make vampires such a sexually seductive creature then.
theSANCH81 1 month ago
@MegaMrScientist "Big Pussy" was played by actor Vincent Pastore, this guy is comedian Joey Diaz.
barrettokarate 8 months ago
Thumps Up if Twightligh Sucks Dick!!!!
MrMiguel4564 8 months ago
@MrMiguel4564 I'm afraid I don't know what that is and thus your cry for attention goes unanswered.
TwiggyAlienorCameron 7 months ago
@MegaMrScientist Pussy from The Sopranos? Nah but it does kinda look like him
wtbbung 9 months ago 6
@wtbbung he played Pussy on the MAD TV spoof of the Sopranos though lol
JRC3034 4 months ago
"bitch I was alive when we didnt have cars"
breeeee100 9 months ago 29
at 2:05 I literally fell over laughing.....
PonAdidas 9 months ago 3
I agree with Joe. Joe's vampire movie story sounds tons better than that shitty Twilight.
shade1978x 9 months ago
hahahahaha pictures are hilarious
gibby5335 10 months ago
He'd just kill her and eat her. Chuckle.
petrocalypsenow 11 months ago
yeah i thought of this too, i hate those movies, but don't u have to be human to be a pedophile?lol.
osbornehunter 11 months ago
Rogan is baked
purplemonkeyelephant 11 months ago
It seemed like the Twilght books were an overzealous attempt at a new age romance that just happened to have monsters in it. The characters are so overly desperate in love that it can't be taken seriously. I read the books just to see if the Twi-hards were on to something, they're not, the books blow just as bad as the movies. The last two movies can only be horrible at best. The most intense action is the baddest creatures around trying NOT to fight and snarling at each other?
Super8astard 11 months ago
Joe read my mind.... Hilarious yet so true
trinityzsoul 11 months ago
Redban is fucking hilarious
oxnard4life805 11 months ago
lol, i think that's the first time Redban really cracked me up. Well done!
SkepticHeathen 1 year ago
@HeLovesCulture Well, at lest the movie is awesome(NOT THE VAMPIRE MOVIE :P )
MsMarc1234 1 year ago
THIS MADE ME FUCKING LOL XD I don't mind Twilight at all, some of the movies are good. But this is too damn funny.
TeryoLawVideos 1 year ago
my thought exactly! LMAO Rogan!
WilliamEGD 1 year ago
what podcast # is this anyone?
vermanshane 1 year ago
The worst part about this vampire shit is that if you try to talk about "The twilight zone", and just say twilight, everybody says "oh yeah, the movies about teenage vampires, right". Get the fuck out of here!
MsMarc1234 1 year ago
buffy was a take on blade on the vanhellsing lets kill the vanmps.twighlight was a romance novel cash cow.made to suck woman in to vampires.tru-blood.it a cash train.people colude to start trends.all they have to do is statisticle see what show lasted.what cult/culture fkn conventions sprang from them.then slap a teeny bopper spin on it.but include some shit for the mom.bammm fuckingreen bleeds out of it.cash cash cash.
ninjafretshadow 1 year ago
haaa.i got to get me that poster.fukin stake that pedovamp snipes.
ninjafretshadow 1 year ago
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wtf, if you hate twilight so much then why spend so much time making a video about it? pathetic...
2012singularity2012 1 year ago
@2012singularity2012 because buddy, taking the piss out of it is pretty damn funny. and what's even funnier is lame twilight fans like yourself using words like pathetic to describe people having a laugh
wtbbung 1 year ago 105
@wtbbung HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Rock the fuck on bro!!!!
Styxorcist 1 year ago
@2012singularity2012 BECAUSE ITS A PODCAST AND IT WAS A TOPIC THAT CAME UP IN CONVERSATION.
DopeEd 1 year ago
@2012singularity2012 He made a video talking about it cuz he can do w.e the fuck he wants.. got a problem?
Xternol 1 year ago
@2012singularity2012 You mad?
IEATFOOOOD 10 months ago
@2012singularity2012 OOoOoOoOoOoHHH!!! wtbbung just PWNED your ass!!!
AmberIsSeXXXy 9 months ago
@2012singularity2012 they didnt make a video about it, it is a podcast were friends come together and talk about interesting things. them making fun of twilight is funny as hell
poganla123 7 months ago
@2012singularity2012 wtbbung fucking owned you and your mindless ass, i bet you spent many hours crying over his comment as he disrespected you idiotic mindless movie that was made for children, yet you still love and adore it...fuck off you are more retarded than any mentally challenged person I know
Emshady08 6 months ago
lol
2505994 1 year ago
hilarious
Doctorkillbydeath87 1 year ago
I'd fuck a 17 year old Joe. Also, that is hilarious. But the real reason is it's aimed at teens, that's why, it's not supposed to be logical.
BryanEKS89 1 year ago
Twilight is a rip off of Buffy the vampire slayer. Plus the reason for the girl's age is because the book is nothing more than a teenage girl's wet dream. There's nothing logical about this book/movie other than it's a cry for help from those who still refuse to grow up. Twilight moms........I rest my case.
BlueIndividual 1 year ago 51
@BlueIndividual Prove it.
2012singularity2012 1 year ago
@2012singularity2012 Watch the series "Buffy the vampire slayer". The relationship and character developments between Buffy and Angel are identical. The only difference is the twilight girl isn't blonde. As for the twilights moms, something tells me you are one of them, so you already know what I mean.
BlueIndividual 1 year ago
HAHA great clip joeys and joes podcasts rule
murdamooch1 1 year ago
first-diaz is lookin slim-keep it up counting those points cocksucka
TheTonykavanagh 1 year ago
@TheTonykavanagh ?
2012singularity2012 1 year ago