See kids? THIS is what happens when you're thinking with Portals. NOW TAKE OUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT MW3 AND GO PLAY PORTAL AND PORTAL 2 BEFORE I BURN YOUR FUCKING FAMILY WITH CAVE JOHNSON'S GENETICALLY ALTERED LEMONS!
@underoath350 MW3 is one of my favourity games and it's really a gream single player, i consider the story a lot better than battlefield 3 story-line, but yeah Portal 2 has the BEST Dialogs in the history of games, also the best puzzle game of the history, you just can't get bored playing it unlike most other puzzle games, Portal 2 is definatly the best game Valve ever made, even though Half Life 2 is great too.
When life hits you in the knee with an arrow, don’t become a town guard. Shoot life back with the arrow! Get mad! I don’t want my damn dreams crushed, what the hell am I supposed to do then? I demand to see life’s thane! Make life rue the day it could shoot an adventurer with an arrow! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who will burn your village down! With an arrow! I’m going to get the mages to invent a combustible arrow that will burn your village down!
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day! Thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons...! Do you know who I am!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! ... WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT-THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons! Get mad! I don't want your stupid lemons! What are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Luffy lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
Who the fuck wants lemonade!!!! Life take you shitty bitter lemons back. And shove them up your ass. Do you know who this is??? Fucking wrekless. Bitch
Hey man. I'ma Dj/Producer down in HTX. I'd love to add this to a set I'm working on that consists of all video game based mixes. Do you have a high quality version of this you could send me or maybe upload to my FTP? Hit me up bro.
fuck, ive been thinking, who the fuck are you to talk shit about someone having fun with music. im gonna go find cglenn2012 and were gonna go burn your house down. eat it.
@ouijainsideme With the lemons, I presume? also, the song's pretty good, in actuality. I mean, taking select quotes which you can't do much with and skrillex-ing it? Combustibl- I mean, commendable.
Alright, I've been thinking, when people talk much more than they have to, don't let them go through this hell. Make them shorten it up! "FUCK YOU, (Troll or whoever)!" That's all what they want to say in short! *cough* Back to testing, we saved a couple of seconds.
Alright, I've been thinking, when people can't read a fucking title, don't let them bitch, make them take it back! GET MAD! I don't want your stupid whiny-ass complaints! What am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see them read it! Make them rue the day they didn't thank an English Teacher! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna report you for piracy and have your internet connection shut down under the new U.S. Regulation!
@l0Peace0l Alright, I've been thinking, when you're a retard on the internet, don't stay, make yourself useful. FUCK OFF. I don't want your damn stupidity, what am i supposed to do with your asshole threats? Demand to see the programmer. Make the script kiddie rue the day it thought it could make a half-assed .bat. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna expose your douchebaggery. With the common sense. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible dildo to pound your ass.
When someone dislikes your video, don't ignore them. Get mad! I don't want your damn dislikes! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see YouTube's manager! Make YouTube rue the day it thought it could give a Cave Johnson video dislikes! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who'll burn your house down! With the dislikes! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible dislike that burns your house down!
@gregls101 keep dreamin kiddo. skrillex and sofi are just riding around on zimmerman's fame. flame me more btw, love seeing you little ""music"" lovers cry and whine.
This song made me wonder... why GLaDOS or Wheatley didn't come up with bass cannons or dubturrets?
ZavorXS 6 days ago
Chuck Norris move aside, it's Cave Johnson.
MissMarientose 1 week ago 8
Only a portal gun can keep you away from da bass drops so are you...still alive?
GeorgeMazur29 2 weeks ago
didnt the show kids next door have exploding lemons?...
unserenacht 2 weeks ago 2
See kids? THIS is what happens when you're thinking with Portals. NOW TAKE OUT THAT PIECE OF SHIT MW3 AND GO PLAY PORTAL AND PORTAL 2 BEFORE I BURN YOUR FUCKING FAMILY WITH CAVE JOHNSON'S GENETICALLY ALTERED LEMONS!
underoath350 3 weeks ago 9
@underoath350 MW3 is one of my favourity games and it's really a gream single player, i consider the story a lot better than battlefield 3 story-line, but yeah Portal 2 has the BEST Dialogs in the history of games, also the best puzzle game of the history, you just can't get bored playing it unlike most other puzzle games, Portal 2 is definatly the best game Valve ever made, even though Half Life 2 is great too.
KhaosofCall 2 weeks ago
If I were given combustible lemons... I'd burn this song down with them.... That is all...
JCAznDude 3 weeks ago
if you make lemon grenades it'll still be lemonade
dorororocks702 1 month ago 5
@ShelbyGraceDrake Thanks for posting that comment. I'm deaf and didn't know what the video said. Dumbass.
QueAwkwardNoises 1 month ago
............For The Win.............
ilikepie9911 1 month ago
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When life hits you in the knee with an arrow, don’t become a town guard. Shoot life back with the arrow! Get mad! I don’t want my damn dreams crushed, what the hell am I supposed to do then? I demand to see life’s thane! Make life rue the day it could shoot an adventurer with an arrow! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who will burn your village down! With an arrow! I’m going to get the mages to invent a combustible arrow that will burn your village down!
yoitthomas 1 month ago in playlist Portal
i strongly agree, we should genetically make a lemon with the combustible fuses of c4.
m22road1 1 month ago 5
@m22road1 You can't do that. C4 does not have genes. It does not work. |D
Pokefan99877 3 weeks ago
Ummmmm..... Anyone have a mega rock? i can make a COMBUSTIBLE ROCK THAT CAN FLATTEN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
CpEmpoleon1438 1 month ago
Alas, no high quality download link, BITCH!
Death2Evil 1 month ago
Fucking Badass Video man! Good Job, for real!
USMCxXxBearJew 1 month ago
Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day! Thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons...! Do you know who I am!? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! ... WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT-THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
ShelbyGraceDrake 2 months ago 5
@ShelbyGraceDrake ok, why the hell did u comment this? theres really no point -.-
alienspacenetwork 1 month ago in playlist Portal
BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN, I like this guy
TheTFSguys 2 months ago 3
What am i supposed to make with these? With the lemons ! Damn good !
Moodepoo 2 months ago
Cake with a lemon flavour!
Xeotroid 2 months ago
@Xeotroid your the reason we cant have nice things.
ShayRodgers24 2 months ago 2
download plz...
Airsoftfan321 2 months ago
DAMMIT!! I'MA EAT YOUR GADDAMN LEMONS AND BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, DONT MAKE LIFE MAKE LEMON-AIDE!!
obbyhobby 2 months ago
i want my lemon !
fuck cake it was a lie !
ianmichael23 2 months ago
All jokes aside, I need a download link for this because I found this yesterday and I've listened to it a minimum of 7 times.
Naturetoa 2 months ago
:carling:
pplaskme 3 months ago
Whats this picture? xD
Bracket2rak005 3 months ago
@KomicalKlips It should probably be "LEMONS - Y U NO COMBUST"
Ansfrid7 3 months ago
DOWNLOAD LINK! DOWNLOAD LINK! DOWNLOAD LINK!
sonicrulez111 4 months ago
@sonicrulez111 YOUTUBE TO MP3!
Ironfish28 3 months ago
MY BURNING HOUSE WILL COMBUST YOUR COMBUSTABLE LEMONS AND BLOW YOUR FACE OFF
Cervan 4 months ago
@Cervan lol
rjhm1995 4 months ago
Made an mp3 for the people that enjoyed the music:
ht tp://bit(.)ly / rl3SCD
KyKoC 4 months ago
my lemons will make a combustable engineer
pbandjtime28 4 months ago
I'M THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR LEMON DOWN WITH A HOUSE !!!
oh wait
Slay1337pl 4 months ago 113
@Slay1337pl sixdexia!
xXTrulytXx 3 months ago
@xXTrulytXx what is sixdexia?
Slay1337pl 3 months ago
@Slay1337pl Dyslexia ; sixdlexia, do you get it?
xXTrulytXx 3 months ago
@xXTrulytXx ok now i get it how about I'm the man whos gonna house your lemon down. With a burn .
Slay1337pl 3 months ago
LEMON GRENADES!!!
quickyjalbrechta 4 months ago
@quickyjalbrechta lemon grenades huh, you mean lemonNADES ;D
SherriBear78 4 months ago 4
lemmingrenades
they follow each other like lemmings and blow up cliffs like a mofo
little8r07h3r 4 months ago
Get Mad!
SB13MK 4 months ago
handgranade+lemons=handlemonade
p0ffertjespan 4 months ago 3
@p0ffertjespan grenade + Lemons = Grenade
LinkFan4199 4 months ago
@LinkFan4199
lemonades.
FTW.
winxlover451 4 months ago
@p0ffertjespan Lemonade**
LinkFan4199 4 months ago
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101 people gave Cave Johnson lemons and found out what happens...
o0mangled0o 4 months ago
RAGE Johnson
us3r5 4 months ago
Skrillix killed it
rimok224 4 months ago
now all we need is a hand-held lemoNADE launcher......actually im gonna build one. lemoNADES FTW!!!
spleefrog9 4 months ago
I know what the weapon will be in portal 3 ;D
XfarglesX 5 months ago
@XfarglesX Except you don't get weapons in Portal...just a portal gun.
95Dwork 4 months ago
@95Dwork unless in Portal 3 they mesh the Portal and Half Life games, then you would prolly get weapons
XfarglesX 4 months ago
@XfarglesX Valve won't make a game with a 3 in it, so there's no hope.
DwnSyndrumLlama 4 months ago
@XfarglesX no port 3 :'(
garranechan 4 months ago
this sounds like slats slats slats by skrillex
PlumpkinPied 5 months ago in playlist PlumpkinPied's Favorited Videos
@PlumpkinPied :3 U r rightz.... it is slats slats slats he just used it for this
TheAwesomeGirl102 5 months ago
When Cave gets mad
Get dubstep
FTAization 5 months ago 2
Cave johnson is the only man capable of giving a potatoe an orgasm
devilshell1994 5 months ago 169
@devilshell1994 With a lemon.
timewasteland 5 months ago in playlist timewasteland's Favorited Videos
@devilshell1994 LOL'D
owenotley 3 months ago
@devilshell1994 Ok, Dan Quayle
Khardoss 2 months ago
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons! Get mad! I don't want your stupid lemons! What are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Luffy lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
Doctor, my sister has cancer...
2012superkid 5 months ago
Who the fuck wants lemonade!!!! Life take you shitty bitter lemons back. And shove them up your ass. Do you know who this is??? Fucking wrekless. Bitch
navagators 5 months ago
WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH LEMONZ :x U BURN PPL HOUSE DOWN!
TheAwesomeGirl102 5 months ago
UPLOAD THIS IN HD :D I Love this tune... There is no cake.
offspringy 5 months ago
o.o
SuperHappyface1234 5 months ago
this is what GLaDoS's processor sounds like when its running
beanodonnell 5 months ago 4
Life through lemons at 98 people.
Elkelynn2 5 months ago in playlist dubstep
GLaSkrill Johnson
TheFil47 5 months ago
I would like to get the picture! XD
Whaliin 5 months ago
A message from cave johnson... LEMONZ Y U NO GO BEWM?!?!
TheAwesomeGirl102 5 months ago 4
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foxmcloudmad 5 months ago in playlist foxmcloudmad's Favourited Videos
Hey man. I'ma Dj/Producer down in HTX. I'd love to add this to a set I'm working on that consists of all video game based mixes. Do you have a high quality version of this you could send me or maybe upload to my FTP? Hit me up bro.
djgenesis 5 months ago 5
When god hands you lemons you make a Lemonparty!!!
(Don't google that)
TheFlyingThingy 5 months ago 2
Needs more lemons.
911Goofy 5 months ago
A combustable lemon that will burn your house down,where the fuck do you buy those?! :D
NinjaLordReptar 5 months ago
wich skrillex song is this?
hancuffs 5 months ago
@hancuffs
Slats Slats Slats
smellycheeseman1 5 months ago
SKRILLEX
Y U NO BE NOT CAVE JOHNSON
supagrove2 5 months ago
i want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joeyt2314 5 months ago in playlist joeyt2314's Favorited Videos
cave jonson y u lemon rage?!
puckogreDErp 5 months ago
Lol burn your house down with lemons
4546thomas 5 months ago
THIS VIDEO.
Y U FART AT BEGINNING OF MUSIC???
ellelaing123 6 months ago
lolz i'm the man thats gonna burn your house down with a lemon
rjhm1995 6 months ago
Y U NO CUMBUSTIBOL> CUZ U NO HAZ SLOW CLAP PRUOSHECOR
pokerXxvictim 6 months ago
[slow clap processor]
DwagonnnHHAndccde 6 months ago 7
so... much... win...
joMama458andROTFLOL7 6 months ago
yea burn my house down with your "cool" lemons xD
instandtminer 6 months ago
I dont want your dayum leghmunz!!
WooT885 6 months ago in playlist Epic music
THUMBS UP IF YOU NOTICED THE DIFFERENT COLOR UNDER HIS LEFT ARM!
blkhockeypro19 6 months ago
I was playing portal 2 and i heard this and i lost it xD
Xxrhirhi99xX 6 months ago
bro you need to add a download link i think ive broken my replay button to this awesomeness
whatsthatnameagain1 6 months ago
check out my mac miller vid!!!
gorillagashouse 6 months ago
I ate all the combustible lemons... They tasted like shat
TheSkiff11 7 months ago 3
IM GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN WITH COMBUSTIBLE LEMOS!!!
if you dont give me a link to download this awesome!! whatever you wanna call it!!!!
joeporn666 7 months ago
@uJustGotSushiRolld
Too lazy to write another cave johnson paragraph, in short:
I think this douchebag changed the title. Used to be Cave Johnson remix or something.
sennon98 7 months ago
fuck, ive been thinking, who the fuck are you to talk shit about someone having fun with music. im gonna go find cglenn2012 and were gonna go burn your house down. eat it.
ouijainsideme 7 months ago 93
@ouijainsideme Hahahaha
cglenn2012 7 months ago 33
@ouijainsideme WITH THE LEMONS!
maosef 6 months ago
@ouijainsideme With the lemons, I presume? also, the song's pretty good, in actuality. I mean, taking select quotes which you can't do much with and skrillex-ing it? Combustibl- I mean, commendable.
XstraightjaketmanX 6 months ago
@ouijainsideme with lemons!
Niludjenkins 4 months ago
@ouijainsideme Yes.
Xerocraft 4 months ago
@ouijainsideme
*tollface.jpg*
XzedlinXzed 4 months ago
@XzedlinXzed haha
beebles15 3 months ago
Alright, I've been thinking, when people talk much more than they have to, don't let them go through this hell. Make them shorten it up! "FUCK YOU, (Troll or whoever)!" That's all what they want to say in short! *cough* Back to testing, we saved a couple of seconds.
:D
Bluedino549 7 months ago
Alright, I've been thinking, when people can't read a fucking title, don't let them bitch, make them take it back! GET MAD! I don't want your stupid whiny-ass complaints! What am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see them read it! Make them rue the day they didn't thank an English Teacher! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna report you for piracy and have your internet connection shut down under the new U.S. Regulation!
uJustGotSushiRolld 7 months ago
I love the way this start when the music kicks in. Just sounds so epic.
KRU63R 7 months ago
"Kill Everybody" would have suited better
GMAN1151001 7 months ago
Name your kid life and make him hand out lemons XD
thatonestonerguy3 7 months ago 8
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Lemons, y u no combustible! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
PurpleStormtroopers 7 months ago
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89 people had their house burned down. By lemons.
AlDaFunkyMonkey 7 months ago
@l0Peace0l
Moral of the story: don't be a fucking douche. Fuck you and your stupid ass threats.
You can't do shit.
sennon98 7 months ago
@l0Peace0l Alright, I've been thinking, when you're a retard on the internet, don't stay, make yourself useful. FUCK OFF. I don't want your damn stupidity, what am i supposed to do with your asshole threats? Demand to see the programmer. Make the script kiddie rue the day it thought it could make a half-assed .bat. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna expose your douchebaggery. With the common sense. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible dildo to pound your ass.
sennon98 7 months ago
@sennon98 0_0....Don't piss this guy off....
1sonicx11212 7 months ago
cave: say goodby Caroline
Caroline: goodby Caroline
cave: she is a gem.
dbay22 7 months ago 5
lemon+grenade=lemonade
AlDaFunkyMonkey 7 months ago 7
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!
Jackassportugal046 7 months ago 3
ComDubstepable lemons?
ControlTheBladder 8 months ago 2
Chell: Hey, did you just summon a whole bunch of lemons in one turn?
Me: Yeah so?
Chell: Isn't that against the rules?
Me: FUCK RULES I HAVE LEMONS
Johnson: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMONS?!
MonkeyDKage 8 months ago 4
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@MonkeyDKage
please allow me to update you....
Chell: Hey, did you just summon a whole bunch of lemons in one turn?
Me: Yeah so?
Chell: Isn't that against the rules?
me: INTERNET MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
imhofsk 7 months ago
First Cake, now lemons.
Next, lemon cake.
xD
breaksystembse 8 months ago 2
@breaksystembse lol then the cake is a lie cuz it explode! HAPPY B-DAY BOOMMM!!!
koffiewolf 8 months ago
@koffiewolf - THE LEMON CAKE IS A LIE...XD
breaksystembse 8 months ago
@breaksystembse D: NOOOOO!!!...BOOM
koffiewolf 8 months ago
@koffiewolf - My fave word. xD
breaksystembse 8 months ago
Rave Johnson
ToughACTON8936 8 months ago 158
@l0Peace0l Youtube needs people like you. FUCK TROLLERS!
TheWhoosh99 8 months ago
i like the pic but not the song :(
darthbomb 8 months ago
Dear, Mr. Johnson.
Y U NO TAKE MY LEMONS?
Sincerely, life.
PenItFoMeYo 8 months ago 4
Cave Wants to make lemonade Lemon+grenade=Lemonade=combustible.
cloverfield102 8 months ago
Skrave Johnson
cloverfield102 8 months ago
83 people made lemonade. D:
TakoshidaEpikShinxz 8 months ago
what is this meme @ 0:04 ?
martinakenzie 8 months ago
@martinakenzie "Y U NO"
att3sor 8 months ago
EPIC FUCKING REMIX. I LIKE THIS. PLEASE MAKE MORE.
I'M BEGGING YOU
N3e4d5 8 months ago
FuCkInG mIrAcLeS!!!!
OnTheBrinkOfCrazy 8 months ago
^top two comments: what the fuck... XD
jammintoast 8 months ago
@VitorHunter12 *clapping* That was freggin' brilliant.
Alsgirlfriend 8 months ago
Alright, I've been thinking.
When someone dislikes your video, don't ignore them. Get mad! I don't want your damn dislikes! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see YouTube's manager! Make YouTube rue the day it thought it could give a Cave Johnson video dislikes! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who'll burn your house down! With the dislikes! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible dislike that burns your house down!
VitorHunter12 8 months ago 4
i dont want your damn lemons!
paintballgundown8 8 months ago
I want my combustable lemons!
WeatherwaxGranny 8 months ago
@WeatherwaxGranny well too bad, Im using them to burn who ever gave Cave Johnson lemons!
fearisgood1122 8 months ago
I LIKE SKRILLEX AND DEADMAU5 K?
TheGamerFan6745 8 months ago
sheehehe is a gem.
tehfrog 8 months ago
Thanks for introducing me to Skrillex :3
EpicFunkey 8 months ago
what the hell was the point of this video?
sboss 8 months ago
Man I frikin love skrillex and deadmau5 f$&k all u nay Sayers D:-
level50samurai 9 months ago
Awesome.
Darkchief231 9 months ago
Fuck Skrillex. he needs to get the fuck off Deadmau5's Coat Tails and take Sofi's Deseased ass with him. fuckin lamers.
TehKazlehoff 9 months ago
@TehKazlehoff Can I kick you in the throat?
TheHijackreaper 9 months ago 3
@TehKazlehoff im sorry that skrillex doesnt make stupid repetetive bullshit that you call "Music"... deadmau5 is garbage
gregls101 9 months ago in playlist Portal
@gregls101 AGREED 100% WITH YOU
Ironfish28 9 months ago
@gregls101 keep dreamin kiddo. skrillex and sofi are just riding around on zimmerman's fame. flame me more btw, love seeing you little ""music"" lovers cry and whine.
TehKazlehoff 8 months ago
@TehKazlehoff dead mau shit sucks
raytaxthevoid 8 months ago
@raytaxthevoid E .· ' ' / ·. F Your Tears Fuel Me
TehKazlehoff 8 months ago
@TehKazlehoff your rage fuels me FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU lemons
raytaxthevoid 8 months ago
@TehKazlehoff deadmau5 sucks...
sboss 8 months ago
Well done, you've made it into my iTunes
IamTheiPhone 9 months ago
Nice...wats Skrillex track is that???
86beiiiby 9 months ago
LEMONS! Y U NO COMBUSTIBLE? LOLOL THATS ROFL
turahktheterror 9 months ago
BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN! FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
Unknownlocation2 9 months ago
winner: Cave Johnson!
RedcrownX 9 months ago 4
U mad?
Chimichanga12594 9 months ago
Lmao, Love itttttttt
<333
Unknownlocation2 9 months ago
GlaDos has a really weird fetish for lemons :/
XxCalypsoxX616 9 months ago
turn on captions
Dlowdashakbar 9 months ago
Skrillex+Portal 2= OHMYGOD!
TheRedSherlockHolmes 9 months ago
download plz?
boldziga 9 months ago
Oh some reason when I listen to slats slats slats, I want to hear the first thing he says. It actually fits. The rest sound all misplaced.
EymTheStrongest 9 months ago
LEMONS, Y U NO COMBUSTIBLE
EpicFunkey 9 months ago 3