Rodney Rude - Elton John

[belinda2118]

Good stuff.

[theacc08]

Jm and ej are fucking mcgay so is McDonough McDonald

[eazybe1]

How deep Rodney?

[leghunter75]

@eazybe1 not as deep as your auntie had it in her arse from the roadies...hehehehehehehehehe

[Lenatje3]

I wished i could understand him! :(

[leghunter75]

FUCK OFF I'M HOMOPHOBIC!

[aedlable]

Rod , what are you some Roy Chubby Brown WANNABE?

[OutlawMCC]

@aedlable Rodney Rude has been around longer Dickhead

[barrels66]

Funny shit

[Andy4315]

The best laugh I have ever had in my life was laughing at Holocaust jokes . I would never tell a Holocaust joke because you can,t tell if someone is a Jew or  a German by just looking at them ........ I write Holocaust jokes on the internet and got well and truly smitten by a German woman named Elvira ...... Danke .

[harobmx123]

durty big white piano :D

[MrAntiBrent]

Proud to be the third cousin of this prick!!!

[MrBandogs]

18 pillow biters

[leghunter75]

Ah said Elton John ya bloody ol' POO POKER whad'ya doin?

looking for a chocolate doughnut for your coffee are ya Elton?

ah said I bet you wouldn't take the weight on yo elbows ya bloody ol' PEANUT BUTTER TRAIL RIDER. Ah bet you got a teething ring sowed up yor fucking pillow haven't you Elton?

[yamumsbum007]

rude should be prime minister!! imagine him going off at all those weasel dicked fucks overseas lol

[er10b]

@yamumsbum007 or Stephen Conroy LMFAO

[wotnowful]

fuckin gold all the fuckin time

[fallingpearl]

lol still love this guy!

[harobmx123]

in there singing like a fuckin witness

[VULGARTRASH]

16 people lock cock

[TheGaogamon22]

can't stop laughing!!!!!

[lachynf12]

16 ppl who watched this were faggs

[SpruikerSlayer]

@lachynf12 how do you know??

[lachynf12]

@SpruikerSlayer 16 dislikes

[danielrox1969]

racist/homophobic/vulgar/ignor­ant and yet, fucking funny.....

[TheWicksy1971]

OHHH rodney legends cant fuckin retire



[jaztar24]

cant get any funnier

[harobmx123]

ya bloody ol poo fucker hah

[BatMJuaN]

Dear whingers,

Fuck off back to McAmerica.

- Me

[MK360VAL]

aaaaarrrrr ya fuckin pricks!!!!

[The18Angus]

Hey is rodney still touring..id love to see one of his shows...i remember stealing my dads rodney rude cassete and taking it to school and playing it to all my friends this guy taught me how to swear...luv ya rodney..

[yamumsbum007]

@The18Angus he jus had a tour up here in south east qld. i went and saw him at the kallangur tavern. the funniest fucken shit ive ever seen!!!

[BatMJuaN]

@The18Angus He did a show two nights ago in VIC. Mates went, I missed. Spewin, oh well caught his last show and got served by the master. Oh well thats what I get for calling him a cunt. xD

[seanrobbo1990]

legend

[fuema]

LMAO Rodney Rude is still the premier Australia Comedian! :P

[harobmx123]

peanut butter trail rider lol

[iTzzEuphoriaaaaaa]

Australian is like a mix of an american redneck and a britt lol 

[Inconvenientruths]

While Australian white males officially have no freedom of speech, its great that we have the Tube, its the last bastion of whiteys.

Onya Rodney

[Patchimous]

Him and KBW are truye auzzie larikins

[clubpenguin777]

Rodney Rude FTW!

[SpruikerSlayer]

Classy karaokee bar in Melbun' in Melbun' classy karaokee bar...

[badintentions2]

funniest man on earth

[TheWicksy1971]

Unlopad a truck load of spud's of course im hommophobic! LOL!,The Imagination seems true!!!

[SpruikerSlayer]

@TheWicksy1971 I don't fucking get it. What's a truckload of spuds?

[Devianto]

@SpruikerSlayer

Erm... A crate of potatoes?

[aligatorsmile]

TRUE BLUE AUSSIE FUNNIEST BASTARD EVER, SAYS THINGS WE'D NEVER SAY

[TheWolfmanwozz]

fuckin funny fuck hehehe

[SpruikerSlayer]

why does he have a 'teething ring sown on his fucking pillow'?

[roscominmiboi]

fuck me deed if im u liin :)

[yamumsbum007]

ya mum vs my cock on stage

[chadlovesdrums]

funny shit  rodney rude vs kevin bloody wilson on stage together

[McFunnyCunt]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahahhahahahfunny shit

[SpruikerSlayer]

And a fucking 'nother one:

Elton and George were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Elton turns to the George and said, "See that stud there, George?"

"Sure."

"Well, let me tell you, he's a tremendous fuck!"

"No shit?" Georg asked.

"Well, hardly any."

[SpruikerSlayer]

Q: Did you hear about how George and Michael had an argument in a

.poofter bar?

A: They went outside to exchange blows.

[barbs19788]

the poor man kevin bloody wilson

[MrAzza4]

Hes a McFunny McFuck

[plungerman69]

get rude on get rude on get him on get him on

[SpruikerSlayer]

1:14 - George says 'elton, can I push your stool in for you?' - LOL

[lllitrehead]

Long live propper humour!! wonder if the queer cunts can take it aswell as give it? (oops i didnt mean  in the ass)

[honen34]

@SpruikerSlayer dude its poo poker not poo bugger you tight ass mcfuck one more puffter joke A rich poof said hed give me $20 if id let him root me on the ground but after he shot his lude he wouldnt even give me reach around!

[jimmyrhondy]

@honen34 I though he said Poo Fucker

[jarrodfinn1]

Rodney you are a fu**ing diamond.

Get a sesne of humour all you whinging pricks

[rainbowsprinkle1]

he lives in jamberoo nsw

[stevomechanic]

jorge michale whats ya last name

[SpruikerSlayer]

Well I think its time for another poofter joke.

Q. Did you hear about the faggot undertaker?

A. He called his mates around to suck on a few cold ones!

[SpruikerSlayer]

Elton John ya bloody ol' poo bugger what ya doing? Looking for a chcolate doughnut for your coffee are ya? I bet you wouldn't take the weight on your elbows you bloody old peanut butter trail rider. I bet you got a teething ring sown on your fucking pillow haven't you? Go bloody in there and blow the candles off your chocolate mudcake and fuck off Elton.

[tubtub222]

hi is this just kevin bloody wilson?

[MrMacca9191]

no Kev is funny !

[tubtub222]

ok sorda sounds like him...

[lellbelle]

yep =)

[Hutto77]

yea you gotta remember, everything this guy says should be taken with a grain of salt, that's what makes it funny, I mean if he was serious he would have been locked up by now.

[w4lyfb]

ur probly a homo thats y u say u poofter tic tac cock

[joshyworld11]

"Looking for a Chocolate Dougnut for your Coffee are you Elton" you bloody old peanut butter trail rider

[888edward888]

cops up heeeere

[Mo0nBugGy1]

''Ya bloody old shit fucker!''. hahahahahaa

[jms007316]

thats unfortunate for u ryratt isnt it

[ardz43]

a true funny c!#nt!

[badintentions2]

funniest man alive

[johnmaglEarrow]

he sucks

[Cuz4lifek]

shut your fuck hole

[runescapeownsnubs]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool

[hankrango]

like all virulently anti-gays (skinheads, comedians, etc) they usually turn out to be the biggest queens of all. their homophobia is a pathetic attempt at covering their own desire to get sexually honest. and where's rodney now? blowing old men in rsl toilet cubicles i hear.

[kidda2]

Haha more like you sucked off a guy in a toilet cubicle and thort he looks like rodney rude.

[hankrango]

hey, stud. you're the one into iron maiden, gnr and blokes with very tight pants and long hair. a bunch of roses and a bottle of bubbles says you'll be walkin' funny in a few years. nah, hours. get honest with yr own sexuality. oh, and learn to spell, you illiterate prole. (bet the fuckwit is a holden boy, too.)

[timelmnop]

sounds like u r getting defensif of all of the poo pokers that will mean u r 1 u ring stinger

[hankrango]

see above comment, sonny. mmmmmm, dumb young boys.

[AlienFirefox]

you idiot

its because homosexuals are an easy target

its easy to make jokes up of gays

a ripped arse and stretched ears for example "rodney rude joke" is easy to think of and is yet quite funny.

its its only common sense for comedians to take the piss respectfully out of homosexuals.

its just common logic

[ke70hibino]

shut up faggot

[AlienFirefox]

nope why dont u

[ke70hibino]

because I'm not the pole smoker

[AlienFirefox]

i think you are and im sure everyone else here thinks you are too

[badintentions2]

you either love rodney or you hate him.

there's no inbetween. but if you've ever seen him live you'll see what a master of 'deliverance' he is.

one of the truly funny comics of this or any era.

[pikenvolk]

I agree with prophetofgod. The only thing funy about this wank is he's making himself look like a fucking idiot

[puke300]

prophetofgod is a gimp fuk off back to your goat you homeless fuk

[ripstickcamp]

this guy is a legend

[crushedvelvet1]

I'm still laughing!

[1863tozza]

this is a fukin classic! i SOOOOO want to c him live! he would be so good!

[boxswana]

one day bloke comes up says youre a cunt xccsell reply i know that

[ralphlorrikins]

fuck off prophet you bloody ole poobugger!

[scottiefukya]

that comment was for prophet

[lachie10]

haha i love rodney he is king but what the fuck does peanut butter trail rider mean?

[gorebortion]

ELTON CAN I PUSH YA STOOL IN

[skin41]

dudes remember when all this came out you could tell a joke and get away with the insults now he would get sued.

[jiujames]

this guy is a legend

[SpiderMonkeyA69]

gota love assie humor ay

mates sets us apart from those

bloody winey bitches

[puddingtonsam]

He made a career by makin poofter jokes about u mate!

[agordon92]

hahah fucken oath

[YAGOTTALUVHENDRIX]

haha true

[josiesphincter]

Shuttup.

[YAGOTTALUVHENDRIX]

u shame me to be australian ya weak cunt y dont ya fuckoff if ya dont like this country

[bushpig205]

Prophet how long ago did you migrate to Australia

If you don't like it go back home

[PaulFromOzz]

ya gay kent.

[scottiefukya]

u are a fuckwit mate! if u dont like it , dont fucken watch it! he is funny and if u dont get his jokes u should get out more!

[fisherman9900]

propet of god are u a fuckin gay little religious poof or wat u wanker. ur a fuckin duche bag. grow some balls ur no aussie if u dont like kevin bloody wilson or rodney rude u fag

[thebonapartey]

the way he says "fuck" or any form of the word is so funny. its like he can't wait to get it out of his mouth and he says it with such precision.

[Mouse2113]

The Aussie Roy Chubby Brown - what a legend!

[LYNX1992]

rodney rude is a fuckin MAD CUNT!!!!!!! and i love him

[cb1ting]

rodney rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ak47forever]

lol man this guy is awesome....better than americans...fucking fags

[fishnkello]

im an aussie but i get annoyed with all this aussie pride stuff

[roflman]

agreed it embrasses me aswell

[gwibbi]

four poofs were fighting over the last stool in a bar howd ya think they solved the problem?.... they tipped it up side down hahaha

[goldvp]

go rude!!

[Uber2DaMax]

Ya homofobic?? CORSE IM HOMOFOBIC YA FUCK.

[CyphaOwns]

Teething Ring. Lmfao and Dirty Big White piano. and the Poofta Jokes xD

Aussie Bloddy Pride.

[Buiscutdb]

lol, ya red headed little fuck

[bradclark42]

You look like Simply Red mate... You do!

[ozhardcunt]

fuck off back to mcamerica you mcfuck

[ghettocunt]

typical fucken american scum bag, all you cunts pull your head out of your arses.

aussie pride mate.

[veloboy]

you reckon that's enough pufta jokes?? heh heh

[Ariesboy95]

HAHA

this guy makes me even prouder to be an aussie

[ngoode25]

roflmao

[bigonexeon]

north americans are pissed as rodney carrington rips off all of rodney rudes material and they hate it

[whippersnippingprick]

Fuckin Americans aint got no sense of humour to call their own, fuckin pommy comedians doing their same old jokes twice or three times in a row was bad enough, but bloody americans doing stand up routines while stoned on grass? thinking they came up with those jokes at first? WHEN IT WAS US? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!Now thats fuckin funny, I agree with you there mate, carrington sucks dick.

[EAS208]

this guy is funny

[mudchair16]

awesome

[ktm200525]

legand cunt

[majikwormz]

how did rodney rude turn into such a universal debate about which country is better then the next! its simple, if you dont like it then dont watch it.... theres no need 2 bag an entire country coz of a comedian or because of one simple minded persons comment!!!!

[lilaclass5]

Rodney is the man!

[BluntedMF]

HAhaah

[buzzzmeg]

Get Rude on!!

[ak47yeehaw]

funny how everybody replies like as if they HIM LOL

[phonebook232]

WTF rude is sik.

how would u not like him ?

[godofbeer436]

lol this guy is the shit hahahha ohh man makes me proud to be an aussie....those fucking dirty american pieces of shit commedians are gay this bloke is heaps better :P.......fucking yanks

[03david07]

yeah i fucking agree with ya

[goody7500]

Cant beat good ol rodney!! a good true blue aussie legend and when he was in the state he made shit loads off the yanks they love him but they cant have him he is a aussie remember that yanks

[Maximus25851]

Fucken Yanks get fucken George bush away from Australia. hes atracting terrorist like a fucken bunch of sack of flies.

[JohnnieRed1111]

Thats alot of peoples opinion! American comedians are boring, tired and repetitive...same shit different fuckarse saying it!

[kulo1963]

cant beat good ol rodney!! a good true blue!

[mattdog5000]

yeah u may have heaps of comedians but their all fuckin shit rodney rude is one of a kind

[dhurley05]

That's your opinion.

[guitarshredder18]

That sucking the farts out of dead seagulls was a quote of Rod's so you're a faggot for badmouthing Rod. fuck off, nazi american

[guitarshredder18]

American retard, just fuck off

[SUTHO270]

dhurley u american fucknut, i bet ur just pissed off cuz ur a elton john fan n rod sed things the way they r...o and american comedians culdnt compare with any aussie, evn if ther noy career comedians

[dhurley05]

You sound really smart. I think Australia has some great comedians, but the U.S. have over 300 million people! You can't really compare. Bill Hicks, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor. Australia has great comedians like Carl Barron,Dave Hughes and the guys at Chasers. I'm Australian, I think Elton John has some good songs but I'm not a gay fanboy.

[eldanos597]

Hehe, I think you might be a gay fanboy! Rodney Live long!!

[demazphantom]

lmao luv ya rodney

[13allstar13]

everybody fuck off home,

[pozman69]

PISS FUNNY STUFF, RUDE YOUR A LEGEND

[firstavailablename]

ROFL... classic Rodney!

[slcloveslbr]

i like rodney rude so don't knock it ok

[eefdogh]

fucking hell, its a WEBSITE, JUST WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO AND EITHER COMMENT ON IT, OR NOT. STOP ALL THIS FUCKEN ARGUING AND THREATENING. and by the way dhurley, im sure you arent 6'3. your probably a brace-faced, pimply, pale, 15 year old american FUCK. piss off and stop making hollow threats ya cock.

[dhurley05]

Perfect depiction of yourself.

[Lotion5150]

I can't understand what hes saying most of the time lol